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Red Reposter - Joey Votto would be thankful for his MVP, but he celebrated Thanksgiving last month

  • Jay Bruce was pretty stoked to hear about his friend Joey Votto winning the MVP
    "That's awesome. He was a huge part of us getting to the playoffs," Bruce said. "It was very well deserved. It was also very cool to be part of a team with something like that going on." BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: The Red Reposter Radiotron XT 4099, equipped with the latest in HD radio technology capable of receiving broadcasts from all around space-time, is picking up a broadcast from sometime in late November, 2011. It's fuzzy, but I think I can transcribe it for you: 

    "...that's awesome. Bruce was a huge part of us winning the World Series," Votto says. "It was very well deserved. It's been very cool to be part of a team with two straight MVPs and a World Series championship. I'm looking forward to keeping this streak alive and winning a few more World Series over the next few years. I also want to give a quick shout out to my best friend Charlie Scrabbles, who's been with us from the beginning of the season. He's such a great guy and we couldn't have done this without him. Hey man, don't fall in the dark sauce! Ha ha! That's a little inside joke he and I share. We are really best friends, so we do things like that."

  • Jocko sez now that Votto has won his MVP they are going to approach him about a long-term deal
    They haven't done so yet because they wanted to wait for him to get the award "to be fair to him". Classy move from a classy guy. The MVP certainly ups Votto's price tag, but it's difficult to say by how much. He's already 10 kinds of awesome, so a trophy does little to change that. Here's what Votto had to say about it:

    "We haven’t had any talks. How open am I to that? I don’t know. You’d have to see the figures and talk about the years. Because we haven’t had any conversations about it. It wouldn’t be fair to comment on it. I’m not trying to dodge the question. But I’ve got nothing. That’s OK right now. I don’t want to be peppered with contract stuff all offseason." If they can't figure out a long-term deal, Votto is probably looking at a salary next year between $7 and 10 mil. I really wanted the Reds to try to get him locked up after last season because an MVP season like this raises his price exponentially. And while I would love to see the dude in Red for years to come, it can't be a prohibitive price.

  • No arbitration offers this year
    Only Arthur Rhodes and Orlando Cabrera were even considered, but in the end neither received an offer. Both are still able to return to the Reds if they agree on terms, but the Reds will receive no draft pick compensation if they decide to saddle up for another team. All indications suggest that the Reds are close with Rhodes on a new deal, so an arb offer would probably have been unnecessary and irrelevant. Look for Rhodes to sign fairly soon for something like $3-3.5 mil.

  • The Fay chatted with fans yesterday afternoon and there were a number of juicy little bits to gnaw on
    Here are some of the highlights: When asked if he thought Votto would sign a long-term deal, he replied - "Yes, I think they'll sign him. My best guess is he'll get $7 million, $14 million, $18 million. They first three years." When asked about Drew Stubbs as the lead-off hitter - "Stubbs worked on bunting nearly everyday all season and he still couldn't get a bunt down for a hit when the season ended. I like him as player, but leadoff doesn't seem to work with him. Phillips is (not) much better suited, but he's less streaky." When asked to predict the Opening Day rotation - "If I'm betting: Arroyo, Cueto, Volquez, Wood, Bailey. Chapman would go to 'pen. Leake will be a starter, so if he doesn't make it, he'd go to the minors."

    He also says Jonny Gomes is a great deal for the money ($1.8 mil), Jose Arredondo has a great chance to make the bullpen out of Spring Training, and trading for Justin Upton isn't going to happen because he thinks "if the Reds make a trade of that magnitude it would be for a leadoff guy".

  • Doug Gray asks you to do some amateur scouting on Didi Gregorius
    I saw him last season in Dayton and Brendan creeped him out by shouting his name a jillion times. The poor kid was visibly frightened. Lucky for him, Wa-a-a-a-a-acky Paul showed up to distract Bren-Bren and Didi was able to slip out of the stadium without incident. Anywho, Doug has a few videos for you to look at and see what you can see about Didi's hitting. His glove at SS instantly makes him an interesting prospect, so if he can hit at all he has a future.

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Was it the one Dragon Bomb or the innumerable PBR's beforehand?

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by ZJiff30 on Nov 24, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

'tHan likes Dragon Bombs

It’s true, I saw him drink one then steal the glass it came in.

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Nov 26, 2010 3:19 AM EST up reply actions  

No idea, I've never had one

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Nov 26, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not what he said...

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by Madville on Nov 26, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Go Dee Go -- Do you like my new party hat?

OH WAIT ALL THOSE GLAM ROCKERS LOOK ALIKEgO dE

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by Madville on Nov 24, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not.

I do not like that party hat.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Nov 24, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

good-by!

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Nov 24, 2010 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

DEE DEE RAMONE WAS NOT A GLAM ROCKER

Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"

by UncleWeez on Nov 28, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh...wrong Dee...

I used to play in bands back in those days, I don’t remember it much but…I know I did we’ve still the posters and Polaroids

"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren

by Madville on Nov 28, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Polaroids or it didn't happen

Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"

by UncleWeez on Nov 29, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

If I could rec this 15 times, I would.

Clearly, we have a fantastic person as our best player.

by FordhamRam on Nov 24, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

there were 14 recs when I saw it

so, I did.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Nov 24, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that I was the 24th person to rec this

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Nov 26, 2010 3:26 AM EST up reply actions  

26th right here

jo-fuckin-eh

Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"

by UncleWeez on Nov 28, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for the broadcast from the future

Chuck, you must be very excited and curious to see how this all plays out. Are you going on vacation in Florida this winter?

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Nov 24, 2010 1:16 PM EST reply actions  

Didi

heh

What Would Joey Votto Do?

by OGC Reds on Nov 24, 2010 1:20 PM EST reply actions  

Breaking News:

Joey Votto already given the 2011 MVP Award.
and
Jay Bruce received the 2012 MVP Award early unanimously

What Would Joey Votto Do?

by OGC Reds on Nov 24, 2010 1:35 PM EST reply actions  

Not to mention

the fact that Joey gave his 2011 MVP award the Bruce because he thought Jay deserved it more. But Bruce gave it back because he thought Joey deserved it more. Aren’t they cute at this age?

by Brian B on Nov 24, 2010 2:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Wait until 2013

It turns out we horribly, horribly misjudged them both as they go on a 6-state bank-robbing spree killing 9 people along the way.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Nov 24, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Dillinger Four are awesome

"Fuck it, we'll do it live."

by DTFH91 on Nov 24, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

D4 insta-rec

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Nov 25, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

well, guess that pretty much means the Reds are serious about finding someone for the leadoff spot

and are looking to do it via trade, even via a marquee trade. I’m skeptical about how smart that is, hope they don’t go all in with their prospects for an aging guy who fills that role. stay tuned I guess, seems like that’s their main focus this offseason.

by pack_fan on Nov 24, 2010 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

Just because Stubbs is not a good bunter he can't be a good leadoff hitter?

Hell you only ‘lead off’ once in the game…who is he going to moving Cueto, Hanigan, Janish? Give me a break…sometimes…sometimes:

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Richard Dawkins

by Madville on Nov 24, 2010 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

for all you internet generation who can't read music

here’s what ol’ Mads means.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Nov 24, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Jason Grey's AFL article...

“The Cincinnati Reds’ Devin Mesoraco had a breakout season offensively, but still has major questions to answer about his ability to stay behind the plate. He has problems just catching the ball, posting 10 passed balls and four errors in just 18 games here.”

by kennythered on Nov 25, 2010 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

Major questions about his ability to stay behind the plate?

Based on 18 games with pitchers that he had never caught before, while dealing with the fatigue and general wear and tear from a full season of catching. He’s not Mike Piazza for fuck’s sake.

by Wile E. Larussa, Super Genius on Nov 25, 2010 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

aren't they

What Would Joey Votto Do?

by OGC Reds on Nov 25, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair to Mr. Bench

I bet most white catchers DO look the same from behind.

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Nov 26, 2010 3:23 AM EST up reply actions  

but I thought Bench was the catcher, not the pitcher?

but I’m glad you finally agree with me that Johnny Bench is gay

by Highlifeman21 on Nov 26, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Just stopping by to wish all Cincinnati Reds fans a Happy Thanksgiving!

Have a great day!

I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.

Possibly hiking up Mount Marcy during the weekend of October 23-24. State high point count: 3/50

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Nov 25, 2010 9:25 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

I think so

And they had goat at the first Thanksgiving. And now we celebrate the Cubs not winning a World Series every year.

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by BubbaFan on Nov 25, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously?

this nice fella comes over to wish us a happy Thanksgiving and you rib him for being a Cubs fan? yore an asshole.

Happy Thanksgiving right back at ya, VCF.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 25, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Total dickishness there Excalib8,

but funny nonetheless.

Watch it, ass blood.

by -ManBearPig on Nov 25, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

kinda dickish, not going to like

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 25, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

that was suppose to be "not going to lie"

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 26, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks!

Happy T-giving to you as well

by Red_Poodle on Nov 25, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy Thsanksgiving to you too!

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Nov 26, 2010 3:23 AM EST up reply actions  

And for all of you who think that Rock and Roll is dead !

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1155733103049&comments

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Richard Dawkins

by Madville on Nov 26, 2010 3:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving Reporters!

"I cannot get rid of the hurt from losing, but after the last out of every loss, I must accept that there will be a tomorrow. In fact, it's more than there'll be a tomorrow, it's that I want there to be a tomorrow. That's the big difference, I want tomorrow to come." - George "Sparky" Anderson

by Caleb on Nov 25, 2010 11:43 AM EST reply actions  

To you as well

"Fuck it, we'll do it live."

by DTFH91 on Nov 25, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you too

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Nov 25, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, i will be eating enough for two today

Happy Turkey Day!

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 25, 2010 1:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

u pregnate?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Nov 25, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

are you eating Turkey in Turkey?

PS my grandmother who is almost as wordily as Marge Schott refers to the Turkish people as “Turkeys”

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 25, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

best thing about Thanksgiving so far

Arlo Guthrie singing “This Land Is Your Land” in the parade. that should be our national anthem. why cant we sing that during the 7th inning stretch instead of God Bless America? ima start a petition!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 25, 2010 1:51 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

hmm, yeah, I wonder too
In the squares of the city – In the shadow of the steeple
Near the relief office – I see my people
And some are grumblin’ and some are wonderin’
If this land’s still made for you and me.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Nov 25, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that said, yes, we should paint this picture on our watertowers:

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Nov 25, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

they make it in a Medium?

speaking of: Farney…did you get a Reds Central Champs shirt for me? Does anyone else want to get one for me?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Nov 25, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You wear a medium t-shirt?

Are you and Farney related?

/littlepeople’d

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Nov 26, 2010 3:25 AM EST up reply actions  

holy cow

The Lions are winning???

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by BubbaFan on Nov 25, 2010 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

About that...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Nov 25, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

both games today

The second half was not what you’d expect after the first half.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Nov 25, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Just finished my Black Friday shopping

One adult and two kid tickets to Redsfest. :)

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Nov 26, 2010 3:26 AM EST reply actions  

What two kids an I taking?

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Richard Dawkins

by Madville on Nov 26, 2010 3:27 AM EST up reply actions  

So which kid are you taking?

I’m assuming your son, and the other kid ticket is for The Peach?

by Highlifeman21 on Nov 26, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

hahaha, no....the girl

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Nov 26, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

who will be the adult?

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 26, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

your mom

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Nov 26, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

seriously???

Cant we all be mature

What Would Joey Votto Do?

by OGC Reds on Nov 27, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

this is hilarious

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Nov 27, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

beside JCH

We all know you are too busy flodding Hamilton hotel rooms.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 28, 2010 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

my mother is a saint!

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 27, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

She would have to be.

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Richard Dawkins

by Madville on Nov 27, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I'm gonna take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her AGAIN!

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by ZJiff30 on Nov 28, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

it looks like the Twins won the bidding for Nishioka

and for only $5.3 mil. i was assuming he’d go for much more than that. if that’s all it took, then id like to know if the Reds were in it at all, and if so, for how much.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 26, 2010 11:59 AM EST reply actions  

What's the contract gonna be for though?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Nov 26, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

usually

It’s about the same as the posting fee.

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by BubbaFan on Nov 26, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha

11 mil on a shortstop might be a little more than we’re willing to pay, I guess.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Nov 26, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeter's only asking 6yr/150MM ...

"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"

by joshuar9476 on Nov 26, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot about that contract....

What was he making, $9MM per for his last 3 years?

And, what about The Mayor making $8MM a year before we exiled him to Pittsburgh (for Dave Williams!)?

by Highlifeman21 on Nov 27, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't know

Jeter is teh face of that franchise, and the Yankees operate under a different budget than the Reds. They can afford to pay for a name, they can give him whatever he wants and still have plenty of money to waste on Carl Pavano.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 26, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he going to leave the Yankees for an offer of 2/22

if the Yankees don’t give him 6/150? If not, then spending anything more than a third of that sum is 100% outlandish, from any vantage point.

by kcgard2 on Nov 27, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

No offense taken!

He is an idiot! I mean he is a Yankees fan, after all!

He also thinks Jeets can still play SS (and deserved the 2010 GG), and that when ARod joined the Spanks that Jeets was still the better SS.

So yeah, that tells you all you need to know about my brother in law….

by Highlifeman21 on Nov 27, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

that extra $5 mil or so would be spread out over 3 years, i would assume

it’s a perfectly reasonable and i’d say even favorable sum for a guy like that.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 26, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think

his VAJ is $10 million.

We don’t even know if he can hack it in MLB yet.

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by BubbaFan on Nov 26, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

that's one expensive vaj

Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"

by UncleWeez on Nov 28, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/ravenriley'd?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Nov 28, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

alley oop!

Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"

by UncleWeez on Nov 29, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I finished Wire to Wire today

it was an enjoyable winter read. I really enjoy baseball books in the winter time, I really don’t have a passion for any sport other than baseball. It was also lovely to have a break from history books.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 26, 2010 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

Wiat a minute...I'm confused

Isn’t Wire To Wire an historical account of specifics events in a specific baseball season of a specific baseball team in a specific year ? How is this not a history book?

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Richard Dawkins

by Madville on Nov 26, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

read this and you'll understand what i mean...

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 27, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

probably for the best.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 27, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I thought we were talking HISTORY

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Richard Dawkins

by Madville on Nov 27, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i have and i do

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on Nov 30, 2010 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

it is cold

it is winter, it will be winter until April 1.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 27, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

might as well hibernate

I cant survive with RR updates only every few days!

by mrsmith35sg on Nov 27, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

always winter, but never Christmas.

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by ZJiff30 on Nov 28, 2010 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

ROAR!

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Nov 29, 2010 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I just wanted to announce

that Joey and I will be having a December wedding. You are all invited.

by Daedalus on Nov 28, 2010 8:32 AM EST reply actions  

Where are you guys registered?

Oh at the Red’s HOF gift shop …very glitzy!!!

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Richard Dawkins

by Madville on Nov 28, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I GET TO GO TO JOEY VOTTO'S WEDDING!?!?!?!?

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Nov 28, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

robo-journalism?

When the Software Is the Sportswriter

ONLY human writers can distill a heap of sports statistics into a compelling story. Or so we human writers like to think.

StatSheet, a Durham, N.C., company that serves up sports statistics in monster-size portions, thinks otherwise. The company, with nine employees, is working to endow software with the ability to turn game statistics into articles about college basketball games.

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by BubbaFan on Nov 28, 2010 9:44 AM EST reply actions  

teh comptuer can't be any worse than this...
The Bearcats (4-0, 0-0 BIG EAST) will play next on Saturday, Nov. 27 against Dayton in a neutral game played at US Bank Arena at 7 p.m. Cincinnati will look to win its fifth game to start the season since 2004-05.

Link

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 28, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec this comment if you would fellate Jo-eh!

This comment will be green by 9:15.

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on Nov 28, 2010 9:01 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

well

not even one rec, bummer
ill do it

What Would Joey Votto Do?

by OGC Reds on Nov 28, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to cover up by saying that I meant 9:15 Pacific.

I may still win.

"I bet that sex Bengals fan is really pissed now." -DT3428

by sexsalad on Nov 28, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

will he marry me

giving me access to his post arbitration and free agency eligible contract, and Canadian health care?

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 28, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i have a great personality.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 28, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes you do ...but

Do you have gold plated nipples? I think not…

"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren

by Madville on Nov 29, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

but i do have gold plated c... nevermind.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 29, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

But have you seen the coney pic?

Nobody inhales a wiener quite like our boy.

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs

by jch24 on Nov 29, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

we desperately need new content here...

Any news on the Hanley/Yonder-Hamilton deal? How about Walts talks with Crawford and Lee?

I need something to read while I’m trying to act like I am working on a Monday morning!

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

by DocRam on Nov 29, 2010 11:03 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

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"Men today are pussies or gay" Aja Warren

by Madville on Nov 29, 2010 11:19 AM EST reply actions  

to whom?

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word."

-President Andrew Jackson

by justin007000 on Nov 29, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

'sup RR!

Train reference, that’s racist!, obligatory reaction to absurd Mets/Red Sox Votto trade proposals, Fya can’t spell, /RavenRiley’d, SSS, ideal lineup construction…

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Nov 29, 2010 11:24 AM EST reply actions  

tl;dr

Joey Votto on Colin Cowherd: "I don’t know who he is"

by UncleWeez on Nov 29, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

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