NLDS Game 2: Reds at Phillies
by Slyde on Oct 8, 2010 4:00 PM EDT
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I don't know what's going to happen tonight. There are reasons to be optimistic. There are reasons to be pessimistic. In my mind, this is the most winnable game for the Reds. Not that they can't win any of the other games, but I don't view Roy Oswalt with the air of invincibility that I did two or three years ago. Yes, his numbers in Philadelphia were in impressive, but of his 12 starts, 8 were against four of the six lowest scoring teams in the NL. If the Reds are going to get criticized for only winning against bad teams, I think the shoe fits Oswalt too.
Unfortunately, the same can be said of Bronson Arroyo too, who was at his best against the weakest offenses in the league.That could be a problem, but then no one is coming into this game expecting Arroyo to throw a complete game, no hit, shutout and impregnate a row of sterile women in section 318. All we're looking for is 5 solid innings. Keep the lead that the Reds will inevitably get and hand it over to the bullpen to do the dirty work. What I don't want to see is Arroyo letting Victorino and Polanco get on base in front of those deadly lefties. If he can face Utley with the bases empty every time, things might just work out for him.
I haven't had the nervous energy today that I had on Wednesday. I'm simply ready to go for this one. Hopefully the Reds players feel the same way.
Go Reds!
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Sort of a nothing to lose now feeling
Even though that’s not true, its hard not to feel that way a little. I wonder if the players do.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Have at it kids
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Maybe its just a picture quality issue
… but doesn’t it look like someone else was originally inked in to hit second and then it was erased?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Look closer
Looks like it was a ‘6’ to me.
You're never as bad as you look when you lose. You're never as good as you look when you win.
Bo Diaz?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Behind the dish.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 8, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Better than under it, I suppose.
I do not like pickles.
by Pops Daniels on Oct 8, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think it's just because it's a dry-erase board
and the visitor side changes every game (obviously) and the Phils side stays relatively the same. You write enough on a dry erase board and eventually it’ll start to stain like that. I mean, let’s be real, who else was Dusty gunna bat second?
No.... I don't think that's it
Its more likely some kind of conspiracy.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
damn...you're right
So basically what you’re saying is that the Phillies should be DQ’d for cheating, right?
I'm pretty certain that's correct
If it’s on the internet, then its likely the case. Let me check.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Jayson Werth kidnapped the Obama girls.
Something about meth.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 8, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Again, conspiracy
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Printer had no color ink cartridges
most likely because someone removed them and threw them at Santa Claus
by UncleWeez on Oct 8, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
He said, "Uh, I dunno man, uh, UncleWeez kinda funny...."
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
everybody look funny...
now you funny too
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
That's racist!
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
And half off Rolen on Tuesdays!
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
by jch24 on Oct 8, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Flip flop
1 and 2 for 7 and 8 and we might have a good lineup!
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
geez
What’s wrong with these people? Don’t they know not to text message something unless they don’t mind seeing it on a billboard in Times Square?
And MySpace? Really?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
To be fair to Mr. Favre, she IS pretty damned hot
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
um, yeah ... thats an understatement
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
Evidently hot enough to scramble a grown man's logic.
“She’s hot. Really hot. So hot that there’s no way she doesn’t want an unsolicited picture of my junk.”
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 8, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds exactly like something I would have said as recently as 2007
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
said = thought
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
solicited pics of junk mo better, eh?
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Mucho Mejor!
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
holy cow
Deadspin has the pics.
Um, is he insane? He’s lucky she didn’t sell them on eBay.
At least Grady Sizemore was sending them to his girlfriend, not a stranger.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
not my cup of tea
Jen seems like a bit of a “handful”, ya know?
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
you must have big hands
"Now onto more important things: Punching Errorlando Cabrerror in the fucking tits." -Geki
He does, big feet too
You know what they say – “Big hands, big feet…..gotta come up short somewhere.”
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
weak wrists
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
by obc2 on Oct 8, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
actually
She looks a heck of a lot like his wife. Only 15 years younger.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
None of our business.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Oct 8, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This entire game, to me, is riding on Bronson's performance.
I kinda think there’s no way the Reds get shut out again, but no way they score 7 runs either. 3-5 is probably what’s going to happen. If Arroyo can control the damage I feel good. If he succumbs to his lefty-itis it could be another long night.
The only positive feeling I have about Bronson is that a lot of these hitters have barely faced him the last 5 years, which I think (hope) plays in his favor. Still, that means he probably shouldn’t get more than 2 turns through the lineup, if that.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I was looking at his splits.
And they’re not good. But it appears that he doesn’t walk lefties any more often than he does righties. And he can get the GIDP against lefties as well.
So there’s that.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 8, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
We reversed our fortunes against Oswalt this season
Who’s to say Arroyo can’t reverse his fortunes against Philly?
Just let me hope
I feel the opposite
I think Bronson will do his thing. Maybe two runs in five-plus. It’ll be on the bats to atone for Wednesday.
by ken on Oct 8, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Son #2 watching Major League now for Reds karma boost
hmmmm.
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Go, Reds!
They’re my favorite team.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
I love arbitrary statistics
from Jayson Stark, who I actually semi-respect:
Bronson Arroyo in games where tonight’s plate ump, Bruce Dreckman, called balls & strikes: 3-0 lifetime, 2.49 ERA, .189 opp. AVG #Reds
by UncleWeez on Oct 8, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Shhhh! We need every reason we can to be optimistic!
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I wonder how powerful such Home Plate Ump trends are...
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Alrighty kids
I’m outta here. Won’t be on the thread because I’ll be with creds and voley at a bar watching us kick some RoyAss. Keep it real dudes and dudettes
game menu here:
larosa’s medium wings and family salad
walking tacos (made with gold star chili, not skyline)
vegetable tray
peanuts
nathans famous longer than bun hot dogs
california pizza kitchen four cheese pizza
ready for the tbs pregame, dammit!
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Don't want to live to see Game 3, do ya?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
walking tacos?
Is that something rude?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
If it is, I don't want to know why it's made with goldstar.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
Wait, are those a local thing?
I thought everyone knew about walking tacos. (They are great.)
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
we need Arroyo to throw a 10 inning perfect game
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
I'd much prefer a nine inning perfect game
But if that’s what it takes.
"Fuck it, we'll do it live."
I'm at a coffee shop in Winston Salem
you get an hour of internet for every coffee you buy. I have enough for 3 hours…
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
And then you have three hours to sweet talk the manager on duty.
Prepare for extras, boy scout.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 8, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna have to watch this one on DVR delay as well.
See ya’ll on the other side.
Go nuts.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
I'm heading home - see y'all after the win!
Go, Reds!
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
Gog dammit, those towels man.
Remind me so much of Steelers fans.
Especially because they look yellow in the upper decks!
its a PA thing
we’re retarded
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
i ate waffles before the game
if we win i will eat only waffles on game day for the rest of the playoffs.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
i haven't used my waffle iron for a long time
so i decided to take it out of moth balls.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
and I will only listen to the rest of the games from coffee shops
/totally serious
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Hey guys
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Ready to tie this shit up?
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Why, yes I am
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
BP!
FUCK YEAH
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
FUCK YEA
BRANDOOOONNN PHILLLIIIPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSS
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
Ended that no hit streak emphatically!
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
keep making outs Ocab
it will make hating you so much easier…
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
I hope Oswalt keeps this pitch location
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
IT WAS WELL OFF THE PLATE YOU MORON
I hate this announcer
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
The strike zone graphic on TBS agreed too
I’m shocked the idiot announcer argued otherwise.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
why not?
They’ve had three or four national games this season.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Like, first time ever
or first time this year?
I thought that was a strike
im used to last game i guess
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
Make up call by Dreckman
Thanks for that
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Totally
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
come on Bronson
lets take care of this.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
Cmon guys
wth was that? 2 weak pop-ups? cmon
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
BASEBALL TIME
ITS ONE AM SO IM RIGHT ON TIME, RITE?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
its 1L16
on a fucking saturday
what the fcuk do you thing?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I'm honored you're gracing us with your presence
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
you think I'd pass this up
for a cute Iranian chick with big boobs?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I think you would
And I wouldn’t fault you for that choice
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Iran lasts forever
and, I mean, playoffs dont
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
We've still got a few more weeks of this, right?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
We're already winning!
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
oh shit the man isrgih1!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
aces.
fucking. aces. about to inhale this bad guy.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Hate to be negative here
But damn if i don’t feel like we may have wasted an opportunity to do more damage. Cabrerra and Votto got some nice pitches to hit. And Rolen might have if he didn’t swing at that crappy first pitch.
Nice job BP though!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
I think we're just lucky they didn't try to puke on him
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
"he will throw everything including the kitchen sink"
which is still one less fist then Brett MYers
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Oct 8, 2010 6:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
OK, I can comment on this game
I didn’t comment at all in game one, and they got no hit, so obviously I figure that was my fault. So, I decided I wouldn’t comment on any message board anywhere until the Reds scored, because obviously this would help them.
Brandon has relieved me of the gag order. There is no stopping them now!!!!!
Only difference between astronauts and old folks bein' that you never see one astronaut spoon feedin' dollar chilli to a worse-lookin' astronaut at Wendy's
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
TBS's announcers do realize that Arroyo got a start in the 2004 ALCS for Boston against NY
that was probably a bigger game than today.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
Fuck no it wasn't
Red Sox games are meaningless by definition
Only difference between astronauts and old folks bein' that you never see one astronaut spoon feedin' dollar chilli to a worse-lookin' astronaut at Wendy's
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody on for Utley
Thats the plan!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Walt and Arroyo are discussing a long term extension.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
FTH?
Only difference between astronauts and old folks bein' that you never see one astronaut spoon feedin' dollar chilli to a worse-lookin' astronaut at Wendy's
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
what TBS said
don’t know how i feel about that.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
I'd give him 3 more years
Dude doesn’t miss starts. Ever.
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
I don't know if I trust those annoncers with anything
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
This
These announcers are retards
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
but why would they lie about talking to Walt?
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
I had a long conversation with Walt today about trading for David Eckstein
See how easy that is? I’ll believe it when someone other than a moron tells me, thanks.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Walt probably meant they're considering picking up his option
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
if he throws a perfect game
he can be a red forever.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
There's absolutely no way it'll be 5 years.
He’s already 33.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
BILL BAVASI
KILL IT! KILLLLL IT
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Oct 8, 2010 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Gooooodroyo
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
A Perfect Game would be beautiful
Make everyone forget that Hallerday fella
Only difference between astronauts and old folks bein' that you never see one astronaut spoon feedin' dollar chilli to a worse-lookin' astronaut at Wendy's
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
did they just say
That they were re-signing Arroyo for a long-term deal?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
This has to be the classiest handle on the site right now
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
That makes more sense
And I like you already, welcome
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
howerfelthersnatch would like a word with you.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
I think that's hilarious
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
why don't you have a seat over here
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Suck it, National media narrative
we ain’t going easy.
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
No matter how this game goes down...
At least so far it hasn’t sucked serious balls.
So it's past 5 o'clock, and the Reds are in the playoffs
What are we drinking tonight, ladies and dudes?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
1:23
git a lot of meat in my hand and a water because beer is expensive.
soooo uh, how did the reds score?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
juicy juice
nah, coke. Im not old enough for alcohol.
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
Juicy Juice is awesome, but don't ever mix it with your liquor when you are old enough
That is some disgusting vomit.
Wait, I am thinking Jungle Juice
mix away with Juicy Juice
You're never too young for alcohol
That’s what my momma used to say. Probalby explains my fetal alcohol syndrome.
Only difference between astronauts and old folks bein' that you never see one astronaut spoon feedin' dollar chilli to a worse-lookin' astronaut at Wendy's
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Cuervo is the rally shot of choice, Beam is the other shot of choice
Miller Lite is going to be the beer, but not by choice
I am also going with Beam
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I've got a concert to go to after this
Double fisting coffee to keep the adrenaline flowing
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
what concert?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Lupe Fiasco
I’m a total groupie.
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
by chesirecat on Oct 8, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh shit.
bring your go go go go go go go go go go gadget flow
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
wait, where?
no way its in fucking Davidson NC, yah?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
He's playing in Winston Salem, NC of all places
I fully expect to be the only fan there.
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
fantastic stuff
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Diet Coke
I usually don’t have caffeine in the evenings, but it’s Friday night, and the Reds are in the playoffs!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Oh, you rebel you.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
i know
I’m such a wild thing!
(Please don’t tell my mom.)
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hi kids
I missed the lead off hr. Did they mention if the Reds have done that before? I seem to remember Rose getting one back in the day
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I missed it too
when i turned on the tube, there were no outs and carbrera up, and i thought, huh moved philips down the lineup, then votto stepped in, and i thought what the hell dusty, votto in the 2 hole? i failed to notice we already had a run
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Take one for the team Laynce
Diving out of the way of the ball. Wuss.
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:24 PM EDT reply actions
Atta boy Nix
you deserved it
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
DAYNCE MIX
I’ll take it
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Janish woulda got that.
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by RedinWrigleyville on Oct 8, 2010 6:26 PM EDT reply actions
hows it hanging fellow miscreants
hopefully that leadoff homer wasnt just a tease
Slower Traffic Keep Right!
Nix already 10X more valuable than Gomes!
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Jeez
whoever is angling that camera sucks, wth he looks at cf when its hit to lf
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
Cmon
base hit scores1
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
Laynce in Corying Poysition
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:28 PM EDT reply actions
who was the reds everyday centerfielder before the stretch?
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
Taveras.
In 2009 he started 95 games in CF.
by Don, the Rebel without a Blog on Oct 8, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU
that was the reds cf
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
exactly
tbs makes it seem like he is new or something.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
I'm surprised the ump isn't giving Oswalt the benefit of the doubt on his boarderline pitches.
I just heard an interview with him on my way home from work and he’s, like, in lurve with Oswalt and doesn’t think Arroyo is that good.
Not that I’m complaining, I’m just saying.
Great AB so far by Stubbs
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Rolen's "hack at the first pitch" comes to mind
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by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
that was not just off the plate
that was a clear ball, you asshole.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
that "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" from phillies?
GET FUCKING USED TO IT!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Philly fans are ridiculously stupid
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
And stupidly ridiculous
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
but the reds are magically delicious
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
dammmmnnn
crushed that shit
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
Marty got me excited for a half second on that foul
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
cmon Hanigan. Don't get IBB'd
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by onemoreredoctober on Oct 8, 2010 6:31 PM EDT reply actions
Hell yeah
That ghost is a fond memory of my youth
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
What justin failed to mention
Is that the new “ghost” is Gapper with a fucking sheet over his head
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
TBS announcers just called Nix fast?
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
Compared to Gomes, he is
Dude runs well for a LF
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
double?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
c'mon hanny
do somethign terrible
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
amen bro
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
here here
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I never used to have a problem with the Phillies
Until the guy I almost got in a fight with wednesday night.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Oct 8, 2010 6:32 PM EDT reply actions
about Stubbs
is there any doubt he would have struckout after having 2 strikes on him, and not laid off and drawn a walk if this were a game in June?
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by onemoreredoctober on Oct 8, 2010 6:33 PM EDT reply actions
yeah,
that.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
oswalt can't control his curve ball.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
is that a problem??
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
have fun at your job?
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
what is this?
1995?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Oswalt looks lost
Let’s hope Manuel leaves him out there for a while.
TIDAY IS THE BEST DAY
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
CRY LEAD SINGER FROM YELLOWCARD CRY
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Hahahahahaha
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
Clutch error!
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
RUN SCORES
PHILLY ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Let's hope they weren't going
as fast as team USA forward Charlie Davies was.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
little did they know that
he wans’t driving a car. just runiing.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
HELL YEAH
Fuck you, slUtley!
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:34 PM EDT reply actions
hey, what'd Jayson Werth's girlie girl do?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
wow
Phillies are kinda sloppy tonight.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That was big
Another run and turn the order over
Just keep scoring one run per inning
I can live with that
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:36 PM EDT reply actions
I hope they got screamed at.
When they got screamed at in April they started winning.
Fuck off, Windows update
Trying to update my OS while the game is on. Fuck you, Bill Gates. Must be a Phillie Phan
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:36 PM EDT reply actions
thats Phacist?
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
most home fans do that at the ballpark.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
"Dumbass Philly Fans"
Is a redunancy
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
this is better
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 6:37 PM EDT reply actions
keep eating!!!!
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
How many can you eat?
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
twss
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Here you go
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
chicago style? dont mind if I do
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by RedinWrigleyville on Oct 8, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
yes yes yes
you are a good man x3 and i am a jealous motehrfucker
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Those look terrific
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I love Chicago Syle dogs
If it weren’t for the Cubs, Chicago would be an awesome place. They just ruin the whole thing, though
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
i live only a couple miles away from Wrigley
and i still love it.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
z
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
It's really Cubs fans that do it
If you get rid of them and replace them with… well, anybody, Chicago is awesome.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you hold nine?
Are you that Japanese guy?
by Don, the Rebel without a Blog on Oct 8, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
or ravenriley?
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i hate everything about ryan howard.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
I like his contract
Overpaying him hurts the Phillies
Only difference between astronauts and old folks bein' that you never see one astronaut spoon feedin' dollar chilli to a worse-lookin' astronaut at Wendy's
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
hurts us, gives Votto bargining power.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
that'd be a double in 2007
worth mentioning
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
btw
42 pitches for RoyO so far. we’re gonna gut that bullpen.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 6:41 PM EDT reply actions
That was a real nice pitch
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
on rollins will be tough
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
how can that be
when CIN already has 2 runs?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yeah
i kinda give up on 1-0. weird like that.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I still don't see
how 1-0 can be the “most likely final score”.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Before the game started
it was the 31st most likely final score. That is what I am doing. Listing the scores with where they were ranked before the game started.
I would be sooooo fucking excited to come out of Philly with a win.
They gave you two runs, Arroyo. Use them.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
2 outs byatches
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:42 PM EDT reply actions
That was also a good spot to throw it in
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
tom collins mix
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
21 outs to go!
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:45 PM EDT reply actions
that'll do
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:45 PM EDT reply actions
X
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Chill, we're not in Toronto
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by BK on Oct 8, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe even 7.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Oswalt is reeling
he cant locate his breaking ball and he’s leaving his change up up in the zone. it is time to finish him.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 6:47 PM EDT reply actions
The Geico Gecko apparently keeps a cell phone up his butt
And a wallet.
That is one kinky gecko
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:47 PM EDT reply actions
which reminds me.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I WAS DISCUSSING THIS GAME YESTERDAY
but didnt realize i had capsl ogck on today.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
keep it going here
“I like our chances if we score one run every inning” J- D Arney
2010 Central Division Champions, Your Cincinnati Reds!!!!!!!!!!!
BeeP BeeP
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 6:48 PM EDT reply actions
get out the way fuckers!
Reds are rolling through!
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
BP not fucking around tonight
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
The muhhhfuckin FRANCHISE baby
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Everyone give BP some lovin'
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
BP!!!!!!
He’s treating Oswalt like he’s the Gulf of Mexico
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:49 PM EDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!!
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 6:49 PM EDT reply actions
BP is actually good in the regular season too.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
Holy shit, Tubby!
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Back-to-back hits.
Let’s start a rally.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
That blast came from the Death Star!
That thing’s operational!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Slo-Cab does something!
First and second, no one out for Votto? What is this?
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
ORCA
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:49 PM EDT reply actions
Jo-eh my man, I don't people to peg you as a playoff non-producer...
Bazeball ben bery bery gud to me
here we go Reds, here we go!
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:51 PM EDT reply actions
i love watching joey ruminate between pitches
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
He chews his cud?
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
END IT NOW
DON’T LET THEM STICK AROUND
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
throw a goddamn pitch you texan asshole.
thank you.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
that was one to hit there
damn
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:51 PM EDT reply actions
Shit.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
What the fuck is that supposed to say?
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
fishing?
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
"he makes a lot of mistakes"
HATE HATE HATE HATE
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I'd be happy.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
these are Scott Rolen's Reds
they are led by Scott Rolen.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 6:52 PM EDT reply actions
Come on Rolen
we gotta get something from the big 2
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
anybody else feel like the timing
between the ball making contact and the noise it makes is a bit off on tbs hd?
signature.
by onemoreredoctober on Oct 8, 2010 6:53 PM EDT reply actions
"why is Rolen getting booed so loudly?"
because Phillies Phans are as bad of humans as you find this way west of Congo.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
ouch
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Bastards booed Santa Claus
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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Liberia's Charles Taylor begs to differ
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
ouch.
Amen.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
he never begs
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Rolen is one of our only guys who has been here before.
He needs to come up big here.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
And he didn't.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
GODDAMMITT
Pick em up, Laynce
Only difference between astronauts and old folks bein' that you never see one astronaut spoon feedin' dollar chilli to a worse-lookin' astronaut at Wendy's
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:55 PM EDT reply actions
dammit
great change up there from Oswalt. it’s time to Daynce.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 6:55 PM EDT reply actions
ah pisser
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:55 PM EDT reply actions
This sucks, gotta have Votto and Rolen
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
Well, that blows.
The 1 and 2 hitters get on base and then the 3 and 4 hitters don’t do shit.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Even if we don't get runs here
At least Oswalt its working hard…short outing hopefully
"Read a fucking book." - Nucky Thompson
Everyone's been saying it.
We need to get to their bullpen.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
two out Reds, represent
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:56 PM EDT reply actions
eek
I hope Rolen’s not hurt.
You know Cairo will take over if he is.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
if that happens
Cairo will go nuts.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
could be
And Rolen hasn’t been playing all that well lately, now that I think about it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
from what I remember
he has never had a good postseason appearance.
i think he should change that, pronto
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
God fucking dammit
we suckkkkk
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
don't you have
a something to buy?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
whoa there big guy
we are winning.
Oswalt has thrown 60 pitches, he will struggle to complete 6 innings.
I don’t think he will figure it out at 60 pitches.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
Damn.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Oswalt is still at 60 pitches
no way he goes deep into this game.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
pooooooooo
ooooooooop
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor
by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 6:58 PM EDT reply actions
gave oswalt confidence too
absolutely terrible
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come.
NEW THREADZ
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FFFFFUUUUUUU
Only difference between astronauts and old folks bein' that you never see one astronaut spoon feedin' dollar chilli to a worse-lookin' astronaut at Wendy's
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 8, 2010 6:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe Votto took that 92 fastball
he’ll get to Oswalt though, I’ve seen it many times from Votto against Oswalt.
I'm not so sure they get another chance on oswalt tonight
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by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 8, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
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