THURSDAY NIGHT: Braves-Giants / 30 Rock-Office / Scrabbles-Vegas
Charlie Scrabbles and I are meeting up this evening to watch the Braves @ Giants game. We're also meeting up so he can give me $100 for something he's been wanting since he was a little boy.
We decided to try to blog the game live from Bob's barstools. We won't have any audio so we won't be able to hear what the TBS guys are yapping about but we'll be reading your comments so come hard with the funny.
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$100?
Should I even ask?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'll let Scrabbles tell you exactly what it is.
And how bad he wants it.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 7, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it the loving touch of a married man?
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
he just leaned in and whispered in my ear
“i just died in your arms tonight”
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BBT too!
You should see if Shit My Dad Says can be put on the big screen. If they turn the sound down, it might actually be funny!
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didn't Petey say that show was great?
Is he full of it?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Petey's out there amongst those folks.
My intuition is that “great” means “huge pile of shit” in industry speak.
I do not like pickles.
Or was he involved with it?
I watched the pilot, and refrained from commenting on it here because I didn’t want to hurt any feelings.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Well, if Petey is involved with it
I hope he realizes that it needs work. I did not enjoy it.
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I only saw the original pilot. They have since re-cast the show and re-shot the pilot.
Other than giving tune-in info, the only things I said was that there were 29 laughs in 22 minutes, and that “I haven’t heard a bad thing from anyone who’s seen it.,” which was true when I said in months ago.
I did a lot of promotional and sales work for this show, but I had almost nothing to do with the production, and cannot claim its successes nor failures beyond the audience size for the pilot.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
At Qdoba just north of Bob's. First time.
I mention it only because I know it’ll elicit a comment from somebody.
i don’t care for the food all that much but they do have WiFi and they’re spinning a cool tune I’ve never heard at Chipotle.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
I like qdoba better, they have queso
I REALLY liked The Raging Burrito in Atlanta, as well as Blue Moon Pizza.
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Saw the queso. Shoulda done that.
I ended up with barbecue sauce on my burrito. Because, ya know, I didn’t know how to say “No!” in Spanish.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 7, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
you guys
this is so weird. FVA hasnt even started his first beer and he already has bedroom eyes.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
$100 will do that
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by Slyde on Oct 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, and should see what he's wearing.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
tickets!
i swear, im buying playoff tickets!!
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
A Ticket To Ride?
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
TBS has been bumped to a smaller screen.
Footmball is big here in the CMH doncha know.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
especially Nebraska footmball
lots of Huskers in the Cap City.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
If I can stay up, I might do the same
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
boo ya
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
PUDWHACKER!
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Lincecum is doing his best Halladay impression
Just dominating the Braves right now.
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
I don't want a car that stops for me
Hell, I turn off the stability control system in my car on a regular basis. Power slide, baby! :)
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
topical
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously though
No way I trust my car to make those decisions. A little too Wall-E-ish for my tastes.
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
based on the stories I've heard about your driving
I think your car should be allowed to slow you down.
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by Slyde on Oct 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lies, all lies
I drive like an old lady.
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
shit, so you can't even see over the dash when you're going 105?
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by Slyde on Oct 7, 2010 10:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Derek Lowe is the Braves #1?
and they were shouting us down for starting Volquez first?
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
Lowe's been really good over the last month or so
But yeah, he’s not anywhere near an “ace”.
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Tim Hudson pitched Sunday
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by Slyde on Oct 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
All hail our benevolent leader!
How are ya buddy?
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
neither benevolent nor a leader
I’m chomping at the bit to see the Reds put a hurting on RoyO
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by Slyde on Oct 7, 2010 10:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ahhh
makes sense. he would be a better pick.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Brooks Conrad is have a Knoblauch kind of week, sheesh
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank 'nukkah for turning me on to Lucero
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
No problem, buddy
They’re opening for Social Distortion here in DC, which sounds like an AMAZING show. Sadly, it sold out before I got tickets.
Damn, that would NICE
I saw that they were here last spring, just before you said something. So that means I should be able to catch them sometime around 2013. :)
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Dick Stockton said "They have quite a history."
As if Heyward and Posey had a 3-some with one of their high school teachers.
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by Slyde on Oct 7, 2010 10:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
ewww
two guys and a girl is a sitcom, not a sex thing.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
..And shouting "Goooo Frisco, baby!"
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
damn librul
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by Slyde on Oct 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
who does he think he is with his fancy glass, flat tax ideas, and Giants fandom?
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
im Charlie Fucking Scrabbles
and you can kiss my tax-and-spend ass!
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Bob Pulte Chevrolet stands behind their customers
No thank you. I’m good.
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by Slyde on Oct 7, 2010 10:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
heh
“Pulte”…“stand behind”. heh heh
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, the Braves aren't handing out rally towels
They’re handing out tomahawks instead. Tomahawks, In 2010.
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
T. Party.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
that's Hotlanta dude
that whole town is whacked.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's your NL ROY? Heyward or Posey?
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
yes
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by Slyde on Oct 7, 2010 10:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Spoken like my family's old Korean maid.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Volquez
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
dont worry everyone
im not broken yet
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
he shoulda been our CF instead of Taveras
or Patterson. whichever.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
there arent any hot chicks here
this bar is kind of a sausage fest. figures, ’cause FVA picked it.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Perfect place for two dudes to sit in the corner looking at pics of Mariah Carey and Kelly Ripa.
Watching playoff baseball. Drinking fancy beers. Rocking Modest Mouse.
(Scrabbles loves me.)
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
he doesn't love, he just loves your Doggy Style
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
"laaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiddddddd back"
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
[Gulp.]
No, baby. It’s not like that.. You gotta believe me!
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 8, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
this game is fucking boring
when is Lincecum going fire up the bong?
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
FVA and i are discussing the merits of this album cover

we agree that it is bonerific.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
this one's for Alan

"Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
Yoda.
by Madville on Oct 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dear goodness.
That’s all I got.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Mads, 'Johnny B Good' is on the jukebox.
Tell us a story about Chuck Berry.
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Even odds he tells us about a third base coach and a manager here
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Still playing "Final Countdown" when a reliever comes in?
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
That's bush league, brah!
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Timmy is fucking masterful tonight
he woulda gotten a hit off Halladay last night the way he’s pitching.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
FVA is having technical difficulties with his stupid Apple computer
so he wanted me to tell you all that he just pooped on his own wiener. i dont know what the hell is going on.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
Timmy's a mensch
good god damn
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
so tonight didnt go exactly as planned
we didnt have a good view of the ball game because they moved it to a smaller tv in favor of the Nebraska game. then FVA’s stupid apple computer became self-aware and started criticizing everything all condescending-like. the beer selection was laughable, the IPAs were pedestrian, the chicks werent carbon-neutral, the jukebox didnt have any Matt and Kim, you know, typical stuff you’d expect if an apple computer became self-aware.
all in all though, it was a good time. we’ll do it again sometime, definitely. and most definitely with more pics of chicks who were hot in 1996.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
Dude told Chuck" "I like your shirt." (2010 NL Central Champs)
And Chuck liked it.
Another dude asked me about my MacBook. I just kept my head down.
There were good beers there and the were some talented young(ish) ladies there. Chuck just loves his wife (and lagers) too much to take notice.
Hollaback, girl!

"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 8, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn. I wish I had known about this earlier.
I would have come up for sure. I love Bob’s Bar. I’m about halfway through the Beers of the World program.
The Chile Beer is downright scary.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Oct 8, 2010 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions
ahhhhhh my bad dude
when i talked to you about Wednesday i didnt even think to mention last night. im a jerk. i owe you a Beer of the World.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll have a Chimay, thanks.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Oct 8, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
you opportunistic bastard
welp, i am a man of my word.

"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
btw, FVA
Hungry Eyes was Eric Carmen, Hungry Heart was Springsteen, and Maneater was Hall and Oates. so i was all mixed up.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions
I see you were making jukebox dedications to each other
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Do doo doo doo..
do doo doo do doo do doo doo do doo doo doo doo
"Fun to play with not to eat!"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 8, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
but this is in reference to our discussion of cannibalistic love songs, not our jukebox dedications. that was all kinds of funky.
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish to take a moment a recognize the great Dusty Sprinfield

"Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
Yoda.





























