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Through the Sand Lots of Time, Davey Johnson's Locker

I thought it might be appropriate to take a quick backward glance before diving headlong into the playoffs. Riverfront76 seemed to think it was a good idea  - and, I'll be honest, I pretty much do whatever that guy (?) says.  Baseball fans are self-indulgent nostalgia junkies, it's true. There's no Ken Burns Football, no leatherhead re-enactors (at least for the purposes of this argument), no sacred talisman of memorabilia that matches the Honus Wagner card. This has a lot to do with the sheer longevity of the sport, but at least a little to do the meditative, journal-keeping Costasian nerds it attracts.

While it's not at all healthy to measure your life in the milestones of a professional baseball franchise (RENT already showed us how to measure in love), it's at least a useful construct. Remember, saying something is a "useful construct" excuses all subsequent behavior. And this is a baseball blog where Photo-shopped pictures of Corky Miller are currency. If you were concerned about your health, you wouldn't be here.

My point here is not to say, "Wow, 15 years is a long playoff drought." That the team has been in the wilderness for a while well-documented, not particularly interesting or worth dwelling on this happy Playoff's Eve. It's more of what Mr. Front, the 76th, called our attention to in his post - the ability of sports to, like pop culture, politics or psychedelic drug use, generate a shared experience. Fandom would be an empty exercise if it was limited to simply living vicariously through athletes who, in large part, have no awareness of the individual rooter. Its ability to become a point of convergence for collective experience, conversation and remembrance are what gives it an animating force.

Another interesting thing about time is change. Please call Bartlett's about this last sentence - my last name is spelled with just one "%." Pick two shared experiences (selective endpoints), and you can map the countless different trajectories each of us has taken between them. But we can still meet up at those two little nodes. If they're big, memorable, focal points in time, they gives us a common vocabulary. The infinite possible perspectives and paths between the poles provide the conversation itself. That's why questions like "where were you when..?" and "What have you been doing with your life since prison?" endure.

Here are some major events from the fall of 1995 to prime the pump (wia Wikipedia):

Star-divide

And without consulting the box scores, here's what I personally remember from the 1995 playoffs. The web began its ascent around that time - and now that we can't imagine life without that staggering knowledge base, personalized memory seems more precious. Or maybe not. Would I give up the memory of my embarrassing turn as Harvey Johnson in Bye Bye Birdie for the Baseball Reference Play Index? They say each time you remember something, you reconstruct the details in a new way, further altering the truth. But who am they, anyway? Why is Ohio? Where are the Bowdens of yesteryear?

I hope I'm not dating myself too much, because I'm not very punctual and I'd hate to watch myself eat:

  • I went to a Catholic school in Cincinnati. Some kid in my class said Chipper Jones was his favorite player. I remember thinking, "What the hell is the matter with you? Well, at least he won't be playing 15 years from now."
  • Chipper Jones had some cut on his lip, which I thought looked kind of cool.
  • Reggie Sanders seemed to strike out a lot. 
  • Mark Lewis hit a grand slam. (OK, cheated and looked at Baseball Reference. Jerome Walton and Mark Lewis played way over their heads that season. Miguel Cairo, I'm looking in your direction.)
  • I hated Steve Avery for some reason, then had to do a few lengths of rosary for it.

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The Mark Lewis home runs is one of the coolest things I've seen live.

Along with the EXAPNSIVE Japanese media mob that was in Riverfront to see Nomo pitch. I remeber the first-base sideline lighting up like a downtown Christmas tree when he threw his first pitch. That game was insane.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I was at that game.

I’m pretty sure I was late (travelling from Columbus with stoned not-really-baseball fans driving) and didn’t get to my seat until the bottom of the second.

I did get to see all five of Reggie’s whiffs.

Bret Boone had a bunch of hits and walks to go with his solo shot. Stole a base or two. (We ran and ran and ran on Piazza in that series IIRC) Scored three runs.

We listened to ‘Whip-Smart’ on the drive home.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 5, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

And David Wells was fat Jesus that night. Also, Ron Gant hit one of the coolest "FUCK YOU"

home runs I ever saw. I think the ball was in the seats in like 0.003 seconds and he just stared it down.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great read. Nice writing.

I’m always pleasantly surprised by the writing quality of the articles on this site. For a bunch of amateurs writers you guys are pretty swell (I assuming many of you do this on the side for fun and for free). Honestly, the stuff I read on here is always more insightful than the fluff I suffered through on mainstream sports websites before coming across this heavenly place.

by bdub7989 on Oct 5, 2010 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Heavenly?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda corny.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Oct 5, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

full of meth addicts.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 5, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vulnerable women near their bottoming-out point...

All aboard The Nasty Hook!

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Oct 5, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

K, heavenly is a bit much

but otherwise, I agree with you. The writing is frequently of a high caliber here. It puts to shame most of the dreck to be found on the MSM. And amongst the riff-raff of us lowly RR readers, there are the occassional fine nuggets to be found as well.

Also, there is the fact that this site is full of Red’s fanatics, 24/7. Not too many other places around to get one’s fix.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

by Unmitigated Audacity on Oct 5, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is plainly apparent that you have never sampled my work here

Oh wait, I don’t do shit around these parts.

"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000

by jch24 on Oct 5, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

FTFY

Oh wait, I don’t do shit around these parts.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Oct 5, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I do shit

Just not here, at least not very often.

"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000

by jch24 on Oct 6, 2010 8:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was in attendance for game 3

I remember being really confident that the Reds would blow away Atlanta after that game. They just lit Nomo up, and looked like world beaters. Then the Braves threw Reggie Sanders the fastball up-and-in 6000 straight times……

What’s weird is that I have no recollection how I got the tickets in the first place. I was poor in 1995. No way I had money for playoff tickets. And they were awesome seats – “Blue Seats” on the first base side, 10 or 15 rows up (remember Riverfront Stadium, Blue-Green-Yellow-Red?). In fact, I’m almost certain I didn’t pay for them.

Who the hell did I know in 1995 who had awesome seats? Do I still know them today? Shit, I need to make some calls.

I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 5, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember how I got mine ... my old man owned his bookie the weekend before and the

dude traded the tickets for some of his lost wages. My old man then gave the tickets to my mom and I because he didn’t want “to fight traffic.” He then made crazy money off of that game too … while watching the game with his bookie.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty good series preview

from Dave Cameron at Fangraphs

The gist is that while the schedule allows the Phillies to stick with 3 starters, it also allowes the Reds to make max use of their bullpen and get favorable platoon matchups whenever possible. He proposes only throwing Volquez 4 innigns tomorrow, then going with Bailey/Wood til the 7th, when the Holy Quadrangle of Masset/Chapman/Rhodes/Cordero can take over.

While I don’t think there’s any way Dusty would (or even should) take Volkie out after 4 as long as he’s effective, I agree with the general principle. They will almost always be going on 2 day’s rest or more, so make use of them, and more importantly make use of the favorable matchups.

On an unrelated note, I’m pretty sure I’m not sleeping tonight. Anyone else feeling ridiculously anxious?

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Oct 5, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree, no sense in arbitraily removing Volquez after 4 innings

He is capable of shutting anyone down for 7 innings when he is on. But Dusty should have a quick hook with everyone, and exploit any lefty-righty matchups he can.

I am really not that anxious yet. I also didn’t get all that excited when they clinched. Once upon a time, this sort of thing commanded my emotions for days at a time, but no longer. Either I am mellowing with age, or I am just dead inside. Probably dead inside.

I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 5, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm terrified

and am working ahead today because I will not be able to get anything done tomorrow once 5 p.m. rolls around.

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a nice piece of journalism

props

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops. Today, October 2, a Sunday of rain and broken branches and leaf-clogged drains and slick streets, it stopped, and summer was gone." - A. Bartlett Giamatti

by onemoreredoctober on Oct 5, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Another interesting factoid:

League-wide attendance only dropped .42 percent this year, driven largely by the Twins new stadium. Their attendance increased almost 36.5(!) percent this year.

The second highest increase over 2009? The Reds, with a 17.9% bump.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Oct 5, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been to Target Field. It's fucking awesome.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would it be Super Fucking Awesome? Or Fucking Super Awesome?

I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 5, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

as good as Super Awesome Fucking

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 5, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a fucking awesome super

dude fixes the plumbing MADD fast!!!

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, the Indians drew less than 1.4 million

Remember when they were selling out every game in the mid 90’s? Winning certainly makes a difference (except to the Cubs).

If the Reds can bump their attendance another 18% next year, they will be in the middle-class range of 2.4-2.5 million – comparable to the Braves, Rangers, Tigers. Hopefully that would be enough to maintain a decent payroll and sustain some success.

I wonder if there’s a college study that shows how exposing my generation to Three’s Company set gender relations back approximately 715 years

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Oct 5, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

so that's why people left Cleveland!

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Oct 5, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun times in Cleveland today!!!

Cleveland!!!

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fat Drew Carey leaves Cleveland for the West Coast

Gets skinny and finds himself with a hole in his hand

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Oct 5, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting

After all the kvetching about attendance this year.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 5, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, really

To hear it be told hereabouts, attendance at GABP this year was on a par with the Florida Marlins. Having lived in S. Florida since ’94, I can tell you for sure that is not a comparison you ever want made.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

by Unmitigated Audacity on Oct 5, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of the Marlins

They didn’t have the lowest attendance. The A’s and Indians drew fewer fans than the Fish this year.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 5, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

beats me

Maybe they gave away 20,000 tickets, like the Rays did.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 5, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because the Oakland Coliseum is a disastrous wreck of a stadium

at the end of a bumper-to-bumper freeway.

I’ve turned down free tickets, because of the pain involved in getting there. It would make Oaklanders sad, but they should move to San Jose.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Oct 6, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

no trains?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

not from the South Bay.

BART brings crime, donchaknow.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Oct 7, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, someone actually picked the Reds to beat the Phillies

Kevin Millar is our new best friend.

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate to say it but Kevin Millar is kind of an idiot, I'm not sure if I'm too happy about this.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just shocked that someone picked them

seems like everyone is pretty much convinced that we’re gonna get swept. I think that much like Mad Max, we are beyond Underdog.

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron Boone predicted Reds would win NL Central in preseason

we need a link to the 2010 RR preseason prediction thread here!

"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow

by obc2 on Oct 5, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

here you go

who picked the reds to win 90+ this season?

"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow

by obc2 on Oct 5, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

more and more i'm thinking bubba is a plant

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo

by justin007000 on Oct 5, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

um, I mean

I’ve found that pulling picks out of my ass is just as effective as actually thinking about it I have no idea who is going to win it, but I didn’t feel like picking the Cardinals.

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by Slyde on Apr 5, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Oct 5, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

My buddy (Cubs fan) and I made a bet before the season

of all the Division winners, Wild Cards and Cy Young/MVP winners and we both picked the Reds to take the Central. He picked Ubaldo/C.C to win the Cy Young and I took Halladay/King Felix.

Watch it, ass blood.

by -ManBearPig on Oct 5, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got my playoff sweatshirt! Hoorah!

Thanks to UPS and the US mail system!

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.

by andromache on Oct 5, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

how much?

It was a bit cheaper than the stadium at Koch Sporting Goods, located in lovely downtown Cincinnati.

WYSIWIG

by Excalib8 on Oct 5, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was $55 online - and then it had to get to VT.

This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.

by andromache on Oct 5, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

GABP is gonna look different, kids

bring out the mlb sponsor ads

"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow

by obc2 on Oct 5, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

That's a shame. I was looking forward to watching Jay Bruce hit the Tundra in game 3.

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Oct 5, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

True but a dinged-up Silverado would be pretty fucking sweet.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get Toyota and PNC ... but I don't see how those two eating establishments are really direct rivals ...
Toyota, Skyline Chili and PNC Bank, for example, lose some of their stadium presence due to MLB’s relationships with Chevrolet, Taco Bell and Bank of America.

Also, JESUS FUCK why?

Kroger, Duke Energy, Cincinnati Bell and Scotts will have their logos on 160,000 rally towels that will be given away at home games during the playoffs.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've got to come up with something better

than rally towels. Ugh. At least it’s not that stupid monkey.

by ben nevis on Oct 5, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if we swing monkeys around our heads?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rally Bowels?

Skyline is a sponsor after all.

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Did you mean "bowls"?

Unless you did mean “bowels.” That would be badass.

by ben nevis on Oct 5, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we can't do a rally kitty

what about a rally dog? a rally hamster? a rally parakeet?…oooh, rally rabbit!

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Oct 5, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just as long as it's not a vuvuzela

cuz fuck those things.

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The rally geese must happen.

It won’t take much more than for everyone to wear a long white tube sock on each arm (helps keep ya warm!) and just “HONK” allll night long.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 5, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about rally pigs?

Complete with fake blood inside, so when an opposing player hits a home run we could cut them open and throw them at him. After the first one we’d probably see a lot of bunting

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Oct 5, 2010 3:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Or Rally War Pigs

Where we’ll bite the heads off of bats for every run scored.

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Reds gathered in their masses

And took the Division from those asses

TLR tried to plot destruction
Instead caused his team’s regression

In Great American field the Cards were burning
As the Rally WAR Pigs keep turning

The Phillies can’t see they’re in a bind
National media brainwashed their minds

Good lord yeah!

by ken on Oct 5, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

um, wow

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Oct 5, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehhhhhh ... a little too Islmaic extremist.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Islamic even.

Fuck it. I quit.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

give out 150,000 Rally Hats

and then blast this.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 5, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

or,

in honor of Johnny Cueto.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 5, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

addendum: 150,000 rally cleats.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 5, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and since we're talking about things that would never, ever, happen

give out 150,000 Dhol drums, blast this, and create literally the most intimidating playoff atmosphere ever. And even more, we can really paint the town red!

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 5, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rally Panda was seen at Fountain Square yesterday.

"Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
Yoda.

by Madville on Oct 5, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm pretty sure that's sexual harrasment panda.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

"We're gonna break our dicks off in their asses!"

I’m going to support Rally Panda as the movement, assuming Irfan Haider doesn’t catch on.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 5, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval does not approve

but fuck Pablo Sandoval.

RALLY PANDA

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That reminds me of

This

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Oct 5, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are there any sports on tonight?

Seems like this is one of those dead zone evenings.

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit, really?

That means I have to be social

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Oct 5, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

you've gone so long, why start now? ;-)

see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka

by nycredsfan on Oct 5, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zingah!

there is nothing to beer, but beer itself

by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

US Open Cup Final

You can watch the Columbus Crew take on the hated Seattle Sounders to win a tournament that’s nearly as old as the World Series. 10:00 PM, Fox Soccer Channel.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 5, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volquez will go on a Rijo-esque tear and be the World Series MVP

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo

by justin007000 on Oct 5, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice thought

Make it so!

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

by Unmitigated Audacity on Oct 5, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which Red looks best in a suit?

vote here

"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow

by obc2 on Oct 5, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

nice pics

I think I have to go with Rolen, though BP is a close second.

Jonny Gomes looks like he’s been upholstered.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 5, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rolen looks like he knows what the hell he's doing in a suit, for sure

And BP looks great, almost a little Usher-like in those shades.

"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000

by jch24 on Oct 6, 2010 8:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

That photo of OCab makes him look like a pinhead.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rhodes

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo

by justin007000 on Oct 5, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

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