Five Questions on the Phillies with The Good Phight
To give us a little preview of the upcoming LDS, I traded questions and answers with Whole Camels of The Good Phight. His answers are below. My answers will be up on their site at some point - unless they are too scared to hear my truth!
1. During the off-season, Ruben Amaro traded for Roy Halladay. During the regular season he traded for Roy Oswalt. Did he not realize that Jonathan Broxton's middle name is Roy? What were your initial thoughts on giving up Cliff Lee and then replacing him with Halladay? What do you think of it now (if your feelings have changed)?
The Good Phight: There are so many moving parts that it's hard to give an overall "good" or "bad" evaluation. I think trading Cliff Lee away was a mistake, and I'm not sure I buy that Ruben Amaro, Jr. is The Amazing Kreskin of baseball, making that trade knowing that Roy Oswalt would be available mid-season, and knowing that he'd pitch to a sub-2.00 ERA over the last two months of the year. Amaro was under fire from all sides back in late July when the team was 48-46 and in third place, and Cliff Lee was owning the American League. Which brings us to question 2... (also, Broxton is a fat, gutless turd and the Phillies broke him).
2. Obviously Amaro knew the Phillies would be facing the Reds in the playoffs, which is why he traded for Oswalt, who is 23-3 with a 2.81 ERA in his career against the Reds. The Phillies went 41-18 with a 3.14 ERA after the trade. What has he meant to the team and is there any chance he'd voluntarily sit out of the playoffs?
TGP: Huge, absolutely huge, not just for the regular season in 2010 and 2011, but the playoffs as well, where rotation depth takes a back seat to top of the rotation quality.
Oswalt is susceptible to bulldozer-based playoff payouts. Do with this information what you will.
3. If there has been a downside to the Phillies year this year, it's been the injuries. I know Jimmy Rollins is still hurting. Anyone else playing gimpy? What have the injuries shown you about the bench? Who are the first guys we'd expect to see off the bench?
TGP: Placido Polanco has had a wonky left elbow, basically all season, and had a cortisone shot last week. He's due for surgery upon the conclusion of the season. Catcher Carlos Ruiz took a Tim Hudson fastball off his left elbow in Game 162 but will likely be ready for Game One. Lefty "specialist" J.C. Romero has been having back problems, but if Romero is pitching, the Phillies are probably in some measure of trouble anyway.
The first right-handed batter of the bench is Ben Francisco, and the first lefty will be Ross Gload. It's probably the strongest Phillies bench during their recent run of postseason appearances, probably due to the regular at-bats.
4. The Phillies have had a potent lineup for years. Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, Jayson Werth, Shane Victorino, Jimmy Rollins. All great players. But Carlos Ruiz? WTF?
TGP: Ruiz has just been hitting all season like he's hit in the past few Octobers (career postseason: .303/.420/.485 in 119 PAs). Sure, he benefits from batting eighth most of the time, and getting pitched around a lot, but he still deserves tons of credit for actually taking those pitches and drawing those walks. Not every eight hole hitter does as well.
Still, this all does kind of scream "Career Year," although I don't doubt he can be a strong offensive contributor going forward.
5. What would you say is the biggest weakness for the Phillies? Please give me a detailed plan of how the Reds should exploit it.
TGP: Ice Beam and five missiles. Enter password JUSTIN BAILEY ------ ------.
Failing that, make the Phillies starters throw lots of pitches and get to the so-so middle relievers. Breaking pitches low-and-away to Ryan Howard. Edge shaving gel for Jayson Werth.
Or just let Johnny Cueto kick everyone in the head.
6. It sounds like most Phillies fans are confident that this is their year and most of the national media has them in the NLCS, if not World Series (with good reason). I don't have a question. I just hope that comes back to bite you all in the ass.
TGP: You know, when I explain (sincerely!) that the Phillies aren't a slam dunk, the Reds are a legitimately very good team, etc., I'm either shouted down for being disloyal (Phillies fans) or accused of being disingenuous (Reds). I definitely think the Phillies are the better team, but I don't think the gulf between them and the Reds is so broad and deep that a Reds victory would be unfathomable. People don't like the acknowledge the crapshoot, random nature of the MLB postseason, which is what makes it so damned fun.
Thanks to Whole Camels. I hope your team enjoys their last three games of the season!
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As gold is to Glen Beck.
This is without a doubt the best NLDS preview I’ve read this week. And I’ve read a few.
I would have liked the Reds to have traded for Cliff Lee this season
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
me too.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I wish you hadn't brought that up
We had the assets to send to Seattle.
by Highlifeman21 on Oct 5, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Fantastic!
I’m super excited about this series. And, as always, Whole Camels is my favorite baseball user name ever.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
Rec'd if anything for the name "Whole Camels"
is there a link to the cross examination?
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
Easily the best SBN username IMO
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
i'm partial to the finest muffins
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops. Today, October 2, a Sunday of rain and broken branches and leaf-clogged drains and slick streets, it stopped, and summer was gone." - A. Bartlett Giamatti
by onemoreredoctober on Oct 5, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Why thank you.
I hope this compliment is sincere and polite and not something that warrants a photo of the reigning NL Player of the Week flipping you the double birds.
by the finest muffins on Oct 5, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
... if not the most feisty
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
Fiesta Muffins?
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
Are those corn muffins with jalapenos in them?
Because I could get behind that. In that I could get three or four of them in my belly.
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
mmmmmmmmmm ....
… delicious
"And a high fly ball to center field. He hit it a ton. And the 2010 National League Central Division Champs are the Cincinnati Reds!"
This is what popped up on a GIS for "fiesta muffins"

I do not know what that is but I think I’m going to have to endorse it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
How did they get raw egg yolk in there?
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
That looks disgusting. Also, it's pink.
I do not endorse this muffin.
by the finest muffins on Oct 5, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Is your muffin dry?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Fuck! That came out completely wrong and sexual. I apologize.
For once I wasn’t trying to be crass. I meant to as if you like your muffins dry.
I’m a dolt.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
i'm recing both of these
because it made me giggle.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
!!!!

Anyway…so despite my internet moniker, I don’t actually eat or bake muffins very much, so I don’t have strong opinions. But I tend to not like food that looks like it belongs in the Smurfs or My Little Pony. I like real food.
by the finest muffins on Oct 5, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
YEAH WE DO!!!
MOTHER FUCKING PIZZABURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There's a place in Arlington called Mario's
I could have sworn when I went there the first time they had a burger that used slices of pizza for buns. Then when I went back a second time, there was no such thing to be found. Perhaps, I thought, I had just dreamt such a wonderful product.
But here, today, I can tell you that if you will it, it is no dream.
Mario's is one of the best places on earth.
One of my longtime friends is in one of their commercials. He’s the saying “I had my first piece when I was 15”
Aim for the head baby Jesus
i am the walrus
"Your use of the word "flummox" is perplexing" - Reynard
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 5, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
apu, give me some of the beer with candy in it . . . skittlebrau
such a product does not exist. you must have dreamed it
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
If you smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink a fifth of whiskey while you eat this
you get a free t-shirt
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
this is what came up in a GIS for "sad goose"
by UncleWeez on Oct 5, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like him
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Rally Goose!
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha, awesome
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
but we are serving it at the Fiesta!

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
I think that cactus is flipping me off
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
sometimes you see what you want ot see
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
thank you
We’ll be running Slyde’s answers in a little while, so check back.
http://www.thegoodphight.com
I would like to read it while at work
so could you be kind enough to edit out the nudity?
by Brian B on Oct 5, 2010 2:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
is there a pun here I don't get?
why is there so much lo…oh. I just said it out loud. Now I get it.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
So basically, the best way to beat the Phillies is to outlast their superstar pitchers.
Also, the Metroid reference was beautiful. I guess the Phillies are the life-suckers of baseball.
No, wait, that’s still the Yankees.
Aside from one of their starters imploding on any given day..
I see three different possible ways that the Reds can win two or three games in this series:
1. Phillie bullpen fail. The Reds can score runs when it’s close and late. We’ve seen ‘em do it a few times this year. We’ve seen ’em do it in Philadelphia.
2. One of the our perfectly good starters (we have some, doncha know.. Micah Owings is not walking through that door, Reds fans) eats a good hearty breakfast and has a good day at the office. Eight shutout innings. BP gets a hold of one or Polanco throws one away with Stubbs on base… something good happens to complement the shutout innings and the good guys win 1-0.
3. Reds win 6-4. Maybe quality starts from quality starters. Maybe not. But the quality lineups are gonna do their things too. The bullpens get knocked around a little. Theirs more than ours . It goes back and forth but plays out with the Reds on top. Ballgame. Happens all the time.
Howabout we win the series 3-1? Why not. Every dog has it’s day.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 5, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see one way the Reds win
Joey Votto
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
His 2010 stats against the Phillies:
7 games
33 PAs / 28 ABs
5 BB / 7 SO
11 hits (2 doubles, 3 HRs)
.393 / .465 / .786
He hit only the Mets and Brewers better.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 5, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
He hates that geriatric running that ball club.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if OCab and BP get on base
otherwise he’ll be seeing alot of free passes
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
tv announcers said the roster doesn't have to be turned in until 10AM on game day
and the Reds are waiting that long to see if Jim Edmond’s corpse is a viable option…
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
by justin007000 on Oct 5, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
check jay bruce's stats since jim edmonds was acquired
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
load his corpse into the cargo hold of the plane
and let him sit in the clubhouse.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
by justin007000 on Oct 5, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
They are pretty close to Delaware
Where the US flies in the coffins of dead servicemen and women.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 5, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
After all
Check the stats on troop withdrawals since Jim Edmonds was acquired.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 5, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
True statement
I’ve seen them unload those coffins @ Dover AFB
Very moving
by Highlifeman21 on Oct 5, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
The calling up of Drew Stubbs has done wonders for Scott Rolen and the rest of the team.
Look at their record!
by Brian B on Oct 5, 2010 2:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I had a dream a few months back
in which the Reds wrapped up the final game of the NLDS against the Phillies and I was wondering who they’d face in the NLCS and how they might match up. The dream happened back when the Reds were still see-sawing with the Cardinals for divisional supremacy – July or some such.
Just sayin’.
I had a dream last night that my right leg was bitten by a miniature shark
while I was sitting on the toilet. I’m really hoping yours comes true, but if that means that mine has to come true too, then so be it.
That’s right, I’m willing to take a SHARK BITE TO THE LEG for this team.
by UncleWeez on Oct 5, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
wow
Shark bite to the leg I could take, but not while sitting on the toilet. It would be too embarrassing when the EMTs showed up.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
creds, voley, other NYC'ers
any plans for a meetup in the large apple? are we all hampered by work schedules?
I'm gonna put up a fanpost on it sometime today.
But I’d like to try an meet up for the Friday game, if possible. Any ideas on where?
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I have Friday off!
Just as long as we don’t meet up at Turkey’s Nest I’m all good
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey everyone, you r attention
AJ Burnett will NOT be in the Yankees ALDS rotation. I’ll try to get something up on the front page pronto.
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 5, 2010 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
So here's a possibly interesting wrinkle
There is a pretty good chance of rain throughout the game tomorrow. If there’s a delay after a few innings that lasts a while, both starters could conceivably get knocked out. That would be incredibly advantageous. Imagine if, from the 4th inning on, it becomes Travis Wood against Kyle Kendrick. I like those odds much more.
Even if they leave Halladay in after a delay, it’s going to be harder to maintain effectiveness in those conditions.
/graspingatstraws’d
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
I'm so rooting for a rain delay for both of the first two games in Philly.
I have to work until 8:00 tomorrow and until 7:00 on Friday. Also, what you said.
by the finest muffins on Oct 5, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, Friday is supposed to be 70 and sunny all day.
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
What kind of asteroid activity is expected?
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 5, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
meteor showers expected in the late afternoon
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
by Unmitigated Audacity on Oct 5, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I read this as "steroid activity."
Come on. Mark McGwire’s Cardinals are sitting at home.
by the finest muffins on Oct 5, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
But I thought it was always sunny there?
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
by jch24 on Oct 5, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
News and notes
Skyline offers free coneys on Wed to folks who wear Reds gear
Waite Hoyt’s Burgerville. Neat photos. A word to the wise….avoid Burger Beer.
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Yeah, Burger beer is godawful.
The Hudy products are tolerable, but Burger tastes like drinking carbonated isopropyl alcohol.
Watch it, ass blood.
Which is still better than not drinking beer at all.
Amiright?
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 5, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Second'd on avoiding Burger Beer
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Mo Egger is reporting that game 3 will start at 7:07 on Sunday
Another report says it will start at 8:07 if the Yankees-Twins series is done
Red Reporter or follow on Twitter: @redreporter. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
by Slyde on Oct 5, 2010 12:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Reds twitter feed has confirmed both reports
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by Slyde on Oct 5, 2010 12:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
baseball makes it hard to make plans to attend playoff games!!!
too much dipsy doo switcheroo…
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
blame capitalism.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
by justin007000 on Oct 5, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
bizarre
Does one hour really make that much of a difference?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
So Brandon Phillips is either insane, has a terrible memory, or lagics basic logic.
“The hand has affected me a lot, man,” Phillips says. "The type of person I am, I can’t be like many players who can just sit in the clubhouse and not play hurt. I’m the type of person who believes you only have one career, and I just love playing. I just feel there’s so many people out there who would love to switch positions with me. So let me go out and play and have my presence out there. I can win games without my bat. I can use my baserunning and my defense.
Brandon, don’t you have to ask yourself whether your healthy backup would be more productive than you? Also maybe you should consider whether taking a few extra days will get you back up to a high performance level. Finally if you can’t hit, you base-running skills really don’t matter, unless you think that your great ability to run to first on a weak ground ball is key.
I respect the Cardinals, I do," Phillips says now. “They’re a great franchise, a great organization, they have a great tradition. I have many friends over there on that team. But, you know, what I said is what I said. I won’t take it back. I said those things, and it got out. I wish it didn’t, but it did, so I can’t take it back. It wasn’t supposed to be in the paper. Their team wasn’t supposed to hear that.”
Really Brandon? You respect them now? Also they weren’t suppose to hear it, it wasn’t suppose to be in the paper? The day after the quote you thanked Hal for publishing it and told him everything had gone according to plan.
“You (beat writers Phillips isn’t talking to) show me respect, and I’ll respect you,” he says. “If you respect me, I’ll talk to you every day. But if you want to bad-mouth me and then come into my face and talk to me like I’m your friend, you have no chance to talk to me. My mama raised me like that. She was like, ‘If somebody don’t have nothing good to say to you, then don’t say nothing to them. Don’t even talk to them.’ That’s why I am the way I am. It’s my mama and my daddy’s fault.”
Isn’t this what pissed of Molina?
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
Nuh-uh, YOU lagic basic logic!
This team wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the kipper-snacks.
by andromache on Oct 5, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
haha
Sometimes I think Justin’s spelling errors are some sort of Andy Kauffman style joke…
Watch it, ass blood.
This dude has trouble typing too.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly how dry IS your muffin, farney?
"just a couple of weeks ago a first year student in my program told me i was charming and charismatic, it was a guy, but the point still stands.: -- justin007000
It's a desert!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds like someone took a PR course sometime since the cardinals series.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I'd love to take a Puerto Rican cruise
Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 5, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't supposed to be in the paper?
Since when?
Also…I’m not sure his baserunning is an asset. At least this year. Weird, because he’s been very good in other years.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
If you can't hit....
“Brandon, don’t you have to ask yourself whether your healthy backup would be more productive than you? Also maybe you should consider whether taking a few extra days will get you back up to a high performance level. Finally if you can’t hit, you base-running skills really don’t matter, unless you think that your great ability to run to first on a weak ground ball is key.”
Actually, while Brandon was hurt he did a nice job of not swinging at bad pitches, and had close to 100 points of walks. I’m hoping it carries into when his hand is healthy. Last year he only had .053 in walks, and an OBP of .329. He oughta be able to get more than that, and an OBP of .360 would be a lot more valuable to the team.
That bulldozer story
is adorable. Nobody in his small town cares that he’s a baseball star, but they’ll all be jealous of the ’dozer!
The guy makes enough money that he could easily have bought one for himself. I can only assume he’s frugal. Since he’s planning to make some extra money by renting it out when he’s not using it!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
well it was before the lucrative multi-year deal he signed with the Astros after that
So his still extravagant salary before that wouldn’t have…….ah damnit, never mind.
I didn't see this article posted (sorry if it's a repost)
oh, that Hamilton
when i was in second grade our class penpals were from that hamilton.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
It's cool that he hung out with Strongbad back in the day
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
no
There in the Postseason
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
yea
really good red flakes
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
AHHHHH
see what these off days are doing to us?
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
but not OchocincOs
I hope.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
did you read about the sex line posted on that cereal?
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
Start your morning with some sugar!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
My mom presented me with two boxes of that while I was home this weekend
I have no idea what to do with them.
Send one to me
Because I’ve been looking for it since it came out, and have been unable to locate a box. In Cincinnati.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 5, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
have 5 boxes in my office
don’t ask…
"Yahan Sentona's strikeouts are way down this year" Jake Liscow
Who else is watching 30 for 30 tonight????
Ok Im watching you baby, and thinkin bout all the things that I can do baby, on top of the world, when I'm on top of you baby....spend the night with me and get popular baby"- Lil Wayne ft. Lil Twist "Popular
I watched a total of 9 seconds of that video and wanted to punch everyone in it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Even the little kids?
see what I did there with uzr? it’s like a LOL cats saber-pun combo.--Verka Serduchka
ESPECIALLY THE LITTLE KIDS.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damnit - they got bootsy
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Or if you prefer the studio version/sweet music video...
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
NO NO NO NO NO NO
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Oct 5, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw Freekbass and x-ed out before I could see more
He’s the guy who brought this to the world.
And I quote:
It is a Chumbawumba song fed to the Black Eyed Peas playing a Mexican Quinceañera in Hell. Then the Black Eyed Peas eat Nick Lachey attempting a clubthumping anthem. This gives the Black Eyed Peas explosive diarrhea; as a result, they spray-poop the entire mess onto an Elmo record. This then is combined with the noises of Satan’s galley slaves moaning beneath the fiery whipstrokes of their demon masters, remixed by Ke$ha, and rapped over by Fred Durst. This is not good.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY WON'T SOMEONE JUST KILL IT!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Attention Freekbass a.k.a. Chris Sherman: Please stop doing this. Please, for the love of all humanity.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 5, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i second that
i also second just killing them.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight... Schottzie"-Chris Sabo
Thees. Thees eez no gooood.
there is nothing to beer, but beer itself
by HalMorrisHasALazyBat on Oct 5, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions

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