Looks like there is a lot going on tonight. Three once a year events have all been scheduled for around the same time. The Grammys celebrate the "best" in music, The NFL presents the 3rd or 4th best players at every position, and the WWE presents the Royal Rumble.
Ok, well it looks like there are a lot of mediocre events going on tonight. Maybe you guys will want to talk about them!
To carry out the theme of the evening, I am eating wings and cheese-sticks from Domino's. That's about as mediocre as it gets!