RR Blood Drive: Help Save a Life

A year ago today, my mother passed away from Leukemia. At the time, on this site, I had encouraged all of you to give blood at your local blood bank as it was the donations of so many that helped keep my mom alive while she took chemotherapy and other treatments. We also talked about putting together a Red Reporter sponsored blood drive some time during the year. I dropped the ball on that one, but I'm hoping to make up for lost time starting today.
Starting today, and for over the next 13 weeks we will be having a blood drive here at Red Reporter. Why 13 weeks? Well, that just so happens to be how long until Wire to Wire: Sweet Lou, Nasty Boys, and the Wild Run to a World Championship by John Erardi and Joel Luckhaupt comes out, and three lucky blood donors are going to receive their very own copy of the book...for free! Also, 13 weeks gives those that have recently donated another chance to donate in order to be eligible for the contest.
So, how does one become eligible for the contest? Simply go to your local blood bank or neighborhood/office blood drive and donate. Not sure where you can donate? Check out RedCrossBlood.org to find a blood drive or donation bank in your area. After you've donated, fill out the form below and just like that, you will be entered to win. It's just that easy.
I know that some of you, because of one reason or another, won't be able to donate blood. Don't worry, we'll have other opportunities for you to win a copy of Wire to Wire. I also know that some of you have no interest in the book, please don't let that deter you from giving blood.
If you've never given blood before, I encourage you to give it at least one try. I went for years without giving blood until my wife finally drug me along with her. It wasn't nearly as bad as I imagined it to be. There is a little bit of a sting, but it's not much more than when you get a shot at the doctor's office. You might be a little sore afterward, but usually it's not all that painful. Those of you who are regular donors, speak up in the comments and give us your stories!
If you happen to donate more than once before April 30th, feel free to log your name more than once. It will increase your chances of winning, though you can only win one copy of the book. This would be an especially good reason to donate platelets, since generally a person can donate platelets every two weeks.
All I ask is that you are honest about your blood giving. Like I said, there will be other chances for you to win the book in the future. So, if you are going to cheat, please cheat on one of those chances. Donating blood is important, and I'd really like to know that the readers of RR are legitimately making a difference.
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I am going to kick every single one of your asses
I’m 6’3" 185 lbs, I’m healthy as an ox, and I’m a bleeder. Oh, and I aced my blood test with an A+, beat that!
Did they whether they prefer whole blood or platelets? I’ll be happy to donate whatever’s needed most.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
do whatever you want
just cut it out with the sperm donation.
by 'tHan on Jan 29, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Stop dressing like a dirty tramp when we go out for burgers and I'll see what I can do
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I'm only donating my blood if
the blood bank has free Wi-Fi. Sorry, I hate to be a prick.
If it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college!
by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jan 29, 2010 1:17 PM EST reply actions
prick......ha, I get it!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I think people should get a double entry for platelets, rbc, and maybe plasma.
I know because I use to give platelets, and it was literally twice as traumatizing. Not only do you have needles in both your arms, but the entire process takes at least twice as long, because they take out enough blood to produce a single unit of platelets. (Not that it really matters – but that’s my two cents)
On the other hand, if you have trouble giving blood because your iron is below the limit, (I’ve gotten turned away from blood drives countless times because my hematocrit was ~35 – well within healthy ranges young women), if you go to a blood bank to donate platelets, the nurses will let you by – especially since it won’t really affect your iron levels.
IAN! I'm on traain!
Eat more red meat! :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
See, I eat a normal level of red meat as it is.
And I don’t want to inflict future costs on society by eating more read meat now.
IAN! I'm on traain!
You can give platelets and plasma at the red cross?
Huh. I know that I can’t give double red cells level, since I’m underweight. :-(
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Eat more red meat! :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I've also been just below the iron limit lots of times
Literally one point below the limit three donation attempts in a row. The difference maker for me, when I finally was successful, was a Guinness the night before. It’s actually full of iron.
by the finest muffins on Jan 29, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Men tend not to have this problem
mainly because they’re usually better at holding onto their blood than women.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Speaking of which
Has anybody heard about that new Apple product?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Jan 29, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I rec'd this because any reason to drink a Guinness is awesome
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 29, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Even better:
I’m eligible to donate blood again on March 17, which just happens to be St. Patrick’s Day.
by the finest muffins on Jan 29, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
That's awesome.
Sir Arthur and his 9,000-year lease salute you.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 29, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm surprised
you made the weight limit, fitting into Danny Ray’s jerseys as you do. ;-)
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ha! you're way too kind.
I may be short, but I haven’t hovered near the weight limit since junior high. The iron issue is my only problem. This is a great idea, by the way. Will there be any way to see how we’re doing as a community, Slyde? Or will we see totals in April? It would be cool to measure the “positive impact” of Red Reporter.
by the finest muffins on Jan 29, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
I hear you on the platelets
And I’m partial to platelet givers because that in particular was what my mom needed the most. I will consider platelets as a double-shock entry. However, do the other pieces take as long as platelets? Not that I won’t count them, but I didn’t know if they were particularly time consuming.
Again, the important part is the actual donation. The book is just a reason for me to encourage those that don’t normally do it to get out there and help.
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My question
If you give whole blood and have to wait 8 weeks, does that preclude you from giving platelets during that time as well?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
interesting
I used to donate blood regularly, every two months. (I started in college, when you’ll do anything for free juice and cookies.). Recently, my doctor told me I should stop due to anemia. (My hemocrit was 8, which caused much consternation in the doctor’s office. They couldn’t believe I was walking around. I had no symptoms of anemia, except that I was getting sick, when usually I’m healthy as a horse.) I didn’t ask about platelets, though.
I did get my gallon pin. Donating doesn’t hurt much. Sometimes there’s a brief sting, if the anticoagulant gets on the needle before they stick you. I was a “difficult” donor – tough vein walls, low blood pressure, and scarring on my veins from my drug habit. (Just kidding – the scarring was from donating blood, actually.) Sometimes they had to use an extra fine needle, but it was more stressful for them than for me.
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I'm having trouble at the website
Our area is greyed out on their Regions page. Can I just go to Hoxworth?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
As far as I know
Hoxworth is the only blood donation place in Cincinnati. They have offices all over the place, not just at their UC headquarters, plus they run the drives at offices and schools in the area. I just gave last week at the downtown location for the first time— it’s really hidden, but the staff was great.
by the finest muffins on Jan 29, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
done
coincidentally, i just gave double Reds this morning. the Red Cross comes by my work every few months or so and sets up shop. it wasnt traumatizing in the least. it took a good 45 minutes or so, but it was kinda neat. the platelets and plasma come back into your arm all cold and stuff, so it feels really weird. and i got oreos and nutter butters! yum!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 29, 2010 1:24 PM EST reply actions
Nutter Butters, you say?
I’m addicted to those damned things.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
dont get any ideas
even if i still had some left i wouldnt share.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 29, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Of course you wouldn't
You’d steal mine while somoene took your picture, Stealy McStealerson. :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Jan 29, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the Red Cross comes to my workplace every month
They came to my college every month, too, making it easy to donate. My employer gives people time off to donate, too. (Though there was an issue with a platelet donor. You can donate platelets twice a week, and he was taking too much time off. After that, they limited it to once a month.)
And they give you lottery tickets along with the cookies.
The only weird thing was when they tried “international symbols,” with images instead of verbal or written questions. In case you didn’t speak English. It was really strange, having this gray-haired old lady showing me pictures of men kissing and prostitutes standing under streetlights, and asking me if I was involved in such things.
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/excalib8'd
Even to someone who isn’t affected by the policy, it’s sad that the Red Cross has maintained their ban on blood donations from any homosexual males.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jan 29, 2010 1:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
yeah i thought the same thing this morning when i had to take the survey before donating
it kinda shocked me that they would be so slow to change. i mean, they are a medical institution, so they know the facts. and with such a blood shortage you would think they would have enough motivation to relax a bit. it’s unfortunate.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 29, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
They know the facts
and should change. It’s completely absurd.
The really amazing thing is how they phrase it: any man who has had sex with another man since 1977, even only once, is banned for life.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Wiki says it's a requirement put in place by the FDA (which explains a lot, really)
For the US, in 2006, the AABB, American Red Cross, and America’s Blood Centers all supported a change from a lifetime deferral of MSM to one year since most recent contact
Which would be at the very least more practical.
IAN! I'm on traain!
And don't forget that Elizabeth Dole used to be president.
And used that role to push conservative/republican policies.
IAN! I'm on traain!
Still stupid.
If they’re really going to try to have a measure of HIV risk, they should ban anyone with risky sexual practices. Being in a monogamous homosexual relationship is no higher risk than being in a monogamous heterosexual relationship.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
do they still have "Ever been to Africa?" too?
Because that one stuck in my craw a bit.
As for blood-donating stories: I’m scared stiff of needles. But I decided to give blood a few years ago because I thought it would be a good way to get over my fear. So while I’m hooked up, I’m reading a book that I have a quiz on the next day.
While taking the quiz, I started feeling really dizzy and noxious because of the recall. It was really embarrassing, I looked like (and technically was) having a panic attack.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Yep, still...
Well, for certain African countries. Also those who spent time in countries with Mad Cow disease.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
my dad used to give blood all the time
Now he can’t, because of the time he’s spent overseas. I guess they’re worried about malaria. (This was in place before AIDS was an issue.)
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the really creepy thing
Is when they ask you if you’ve been in jail for longer than 72 hours.
Apparently, they assume you’ll have been raped by someone with AIDS in that time.
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(walks away slowly, whistling)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Jan 29, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I cannot give blood due medical reasons
So what can I do to participate in remembrance of your Mother, Joel?
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
Same here,
except for me it’s because I lived two years in England, and they are afraid I’m going to donate mad cow disease along with my blood.
I’d love to contribute another way, though.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
if youve been back in the US for the past year
they let you donate. they always ask me the same thing, but i lived there long enough ago that they dont care anymore.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 29, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Not true if you were in England before 1996
You are not eligible to donate if:
From January 1, 1980, through December 31, 1996, you spent (visited or lived) a cumulative time of 3 months or more, in the United Kingdom (UK)
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
If you feel inclined to help out in other ways
you can always give your time or money to Leukemia & Lymphoma Society or Jewish Hospital’s Cancer Center or Hospice of Cincinnati (or any local Hospice). All played a large role in my mom’s comfort.
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This is funny, from Hoxworth
Tattoo/Body Piercing – these are acceptable if sterile technique was used in a licensed facility in Ohio, Indiana or Kentucky. If done in any other manner, you must wait 12 months after the procedure was performed.
Because when I think of safe tattoo and piercing practices, I think Covington/Newport.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Interesting.
More generally:
Acceptable if the tattoo was applied by a state-regulated entity using sterile needles and ink that is not reused. There are 32 states that currently regulate tattoo facilities.
18 states don’t regulate tattoo facilities? Yuck.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Yikes, scary
I got mine in Hawaii, hopefully they’re one of the 32. BubbaFan? Put my mind at ease? :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Why would I google it when someone else inevitably will?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Jan 29, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're rubbing off on me
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
gross
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
Better than rubbing ON on me, I always say
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Pinko Communist Ideology
Less regulation!!!
Let the free market dictate commerce. People don’t need government to regulate industries they need to take ownership of the fact that they themselves are not sheep and can do actual reseach on businesses. Baaaaaaaaah.
And WTF was with Obama’s 1.5 hour state of the union? 90 minutes? One and done…
by Ewok on Jan 29, 2010 2:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
On a less bloody matter
We should know this afternoon where Orlando Cabrera is going, according to teh Fay. And Leatherpants sez on his Twitter that the Reds and Cabrera are closing in on a deal.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
I can't wait to get a game worn jersey at Redfest for $25 three years from now!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Just get his brother's jersey, it'll be cheaper
I think I saw a few of Jolbert’s jerseys at Redsfest. Plus, it has the added bonus of being Chapman’s #54.
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Cheap labor
I recommed Justin as proofreader for “Wire to Wire”. That would make the book much more interesting.
If that fails have jch be the editor. Be forewarned he has a delete fetish. The book may be shortened to 11 pages…
by Ewok on Jan 29, 2010 2:04 PM EST via mobile reply actions
It's looking like we're going to need someone with a delete fetish
Erardi likes to say, “It’s easier to write a long book than a short book when you have tight deadline.” I’m still trying to figure out what that means, but it sounds sage.
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Or parsley.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jan 29, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Corriander?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
it means you are almost out of thyme
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
by nycredsfan on Jan 29, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
do you guys need an editor?
because, you know, I know a guy who does that sort of thing
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
thanks, we got one
and I don’t think you want to be involved with this. There’s going to be a lot of pain over the next 3 weeks.
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Well, as usual boobs is correct...
This is one of the meny services that
M & J Editorial offers…
That’s right folks, my pal Justin and I have entered into the editing business and boy ahve we been suckeseefful.
For a nominatede fee of only $29.999 $19.99 for RRs…you can send us your manuscript (at your own cost) and we’ll have it amended, altered and tidied up in no time…
And for a saimple rewritesend at $9.49 and Dr. Justin Chicago (his stage name) will personally rewrite you articvle, paper or book and the turn it over to moi for further editing…
Send to:
M & J Editorial
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"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
EB White
used to write the first draft, then cut out half the words the second time through.
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And look where he is now!!!
I speak for Justin (he’s in mourning momentarily) when I say we could use a bright and functional partner in this most exciting enterprise…I’ll send you a contract (ignore the part about 80% of the net margin coming to me, its in all the contracts these days) and we’ll have you on the cyber office for an interview asap.
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
Pity
I would have liked to have read “Stuart Big.”
by Brendanukkah on Jan 29, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
This is a tremendous idea.
Being an O positive blood type, I’m always getting calls to donate. I try to donate as often as I can as allowed by the Red Cross (every 6 weeks, I believe). This is one thing that we can all do and it’s a piece of cake.
The Red Cross comes to my company all the time and it takes maybe a half hour or so to do a normal whole blood donation. People really don’t have any excuse. I understand the fear of needles, but just look away. Like Slyde said, it stings for maybe a second or two and feels like a slight pinch.
Also, I’ve been told that males should try to donate at least once a year as we have a propensity to have too much iron in our blood. Blood letting (donating) is a great way to mitigate the iron count. At least that’s what my doctor friends and mother tell me.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jan 29, 2010 2:16 PM EST reply actions
I just run into things at a high rate of speed, same effect
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
This is a great idea!
Get Hoxworth to come to a game (or the Traveloge) and I’ll throw something at some idiot Brewers fans. There will be blood everywhere!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
All provide the desired effect.
Calmer than you are.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jan 29, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
that's true
There’s a genetic disorder that causes people to accumulate too much iron. Women tend to be protected until menopause, but men have been known to accumulate so much iron they can’t get through metal detectors at the airport. It can cause organ damage, heart failure, liver cancer, and all kinds of fun stuff. It was once thought to be rare, but is now known to be one of the most common genetic diseases among Caucasians.
And yes, donating blood is the cure.
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Someone once told me too much iron in my blood is the reason I'm highly allergic to metal
I can’t wear most jewelry, even 14K gold. Gold has to be 18K or above, which is too soft to be very useful. Any credence to that? I highly doubt it, although almost every time I give blood the nurse comments on how much iron I must have in my blood because it so somethingorother. (I wanna say dark)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
hmmm
Dunno about the jewelry thing, but maybe you should be tested for hemochromatosis.
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Og god no...not hemochromatosis.
how long will he have Dr. Bubba?
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
"I'd really like to know that the readers of RR are legitimately making a difference."
You mean in addition to the difference we make everyday, right?
by Brian B on Jan 29, 2010 2:26 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I suppose I should have said a "positive difference"
cuz you all certainly are difference makers.
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I haven't done it before
But it’s one of those things I’ve wanted to do- I know some people around the dorm do it here and there, so I may ask them if they know where to do it… And needles don’t bother me- Allergy shots, a bajillion blood tests, IV’s… I’ve had my share.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
does LB qualify as a heroine, crolf-dawg?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
She sure seems like some kind of a drug...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Oh- with the 'e'... She saved me from bleh-ness
So sure.
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
I'm just teasing :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
The Fay
says the Reds aren’t expecting to find out about O-Cab “for a day or two.”
Arrghh. Don’t draw it out. Put me out of my misery.
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maybe the Nats
will swoop in and sign him. Even though he’s not an outfielder.
MLB Trade Rumors reports they’re talking extension with Dunn. Dunn says he thinks O-Cab’s first choice is Washington.
And Josh Fogg signed a minor league deal with the Mets.
Baseball America had this to say about the Arredondo signing:
After a splendid rookie season with the Angels in ’08, Arredondo appeared poised to take over a high-leverage bullpen role in Anaheim. But then Arredondo slumped badly in ’09 as he dealt with elbow discomfort. The club non-tendered him in December, and the Reds signed him even knowing he’ll miss 2010 while he recovers from Tommy John surgery.
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hate to tell you
but Dunn was talking about Orlando Hudson
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
darn it
I swear, that story came up when I was googling Orlando Cabrera.
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This guy may not be able to give blood
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impressive
I wonder if MLB licenses their logos for tattoos.
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That picture did it no justice
This is from the Reds twitter:

It took 80 hours to complete.
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These tats are pretty impressive. I always wanted a Mr. Red/Mr. Redlegs one, myself.
Still might do it … but this guy’s art is good.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 29, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
This is Ash after:
1. Hearing a joke from ‘tHan
2. Numerous beers and other drinks
3. Realizing she’s going to have to proofread Slyde’s new book
4. Giving blood
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"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
my joke must've been a good one!
look at that smirk it caused on Snohio!
And BK looks like he just heard a good knee slapper.
He's busy texting it to Daedalus
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
Man vs. Food
is doing minor league ballparks right now.
He already had one of those Grizzlies bacon cheeseburgers on a glazed donut, and the Philly Cheesesteak nachos.
Now he’s scarfing down the exotic hotdogs at the Charleston Riverdogs ballpark.
Next up: the Whitecaps’ famous 5 lb. Fifth Third burger.
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this was actually kind of fun
The challenge starts during the 7th inning stretch, and you have to finish it by the end of the 9th inning. He actually ate all 5lbs. Made it by one pitch.
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I went to this "Shaved Duck" joint last night
jch, this is your valhalla.
I also went to a bbq for lunch, so I’m just lying around feeling sad about myself all day today. Your story reminded me of this, but also made me feel real, real, woozy.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Jan 30, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
interesting menu
What did you get?
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split the cheese & rib fries
then got meatloaf with a side of cornbread.
I’m probably going to make a point to bring a date there at some point, just because as Mike Leach says: You gotta see a girl eat
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Jan 30, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
the appetizers there
sound like entire meals.
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My blood type is B+
You have no idea how much it irks me to have some milquetoast uplifting motto for a blood type.
my sister has B+
They bug her all the time because it’s a relatively rare bloodtype (at least in North America).
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I have three siblings
We each had different color eyes, different color hair (though that’s started to look more the same as we’ve all gotten older), and a different blood type (A, B, AB, O).
I’ve given blood a number of times, and no one’s ever remarked about my blood type, but now I feel special. Thanks, BubbaFan!
by Brendanukkah on Jan 29, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
AB and B are relatively rare among Europeans
But pretty common among Asians.
In Japan, they have “blood type” horoscopes. Your blood type is supposed to determine your personality.
Here, it would be pretty dull, because almost everyone is O or A.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Well, some guy at DisneyWorld asked me if I was Japanese when I was 14
It’s been strongly hinted that there’s some Mongolian blood in our family line. Not always in the most flattering terms.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 29, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
So it was YOU!!!!

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 29, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not that rare
8% of all Asian males (and presumably females) apparently descend from Genghis Khan.
Genghis is said to have had 1000 children. Suck it, Wilt Chamberlain.
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are you a Melungeon?
If you are, you could counteract “B+” with “Damned Soul” pretty well
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by Cy Schourek on Jan 30, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
The card I got when I donated blood back in 2003 told me I was a 'Type O Hero'
I immediatley assumed this meant I was this guy.
Thus making me the greatest ‘hero’ and ‘villian’ in the history of comics.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 29, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Christ, that is awful. Sorry, everyone.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 30, 2010 2:11 AM EST up reply actions
stand up for yourself!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Jan 30, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
I'm B+!!
Perhaps we could form some sort of emergency blood donation mutual aid pact?
IAN! I'm on traain!
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raining here.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Used to give blood all the time in college
And currently when they come to why work, but they are always packed and I’m busy.
Slyde thanks to your post I will sign up and donate with frequecy in the new year.
You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 29, 2010 10:28 PM EST reply actions
I gave to Lifesource last year
My arm was bruised for a month, and it took longer than that to get normal feeling back into my fingers. Those butchers call me every month.
I will try to find someone else this time.
I'm kind of scared to give blood.
Last time I went, the nurse taking it said my veins were “a junkie’s dream”. I’m not really sure I want such an individual sticking needles in my arm again.
ha
the guy who took my blood today was telling me stories about how he frequently dreams of violently murdering people. not kidding.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 30, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
Last time I gave blood
a handsome young Bosnian man interrogated me about how a korean person ends up in vermont. And then I asked him how he ended up in vermont. He told me very coldly that there was a genocide in Bosnia, and then refused to speak to me for the rest of the blood-giving.
IAN! I'm on traain!
Its good that you had a chance to work on your social skills
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