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Who is your Favorite Current Red?



This is a simple enough question.  Who is your favorite current Red?  We will take a poll and see who wins.  My favorite Red is Aaron Harang, but in 2005 he was a site for sore eyes after years of terrible starting pitchers.  Lets see who wins.  I feel like I have a decent amount of current players, both star players and scrappy fan favorites.  This is for all the marbles.   All right go vote.

Poll
Who is your favorite current Red?
Aaron Harang
3 votes
Bronson Arroyo
3 votes
Jonny Cueto
4 votes
Matt Maloney
0 votes
Edinson Volquez
3 votes
Homer Bailey
4 votes
Joey Votto
56 votes
Jay Bruce
12 votes
Brandon Phillips
17 votes
Coco Cordero
0 votes
Scott Rolen
4 votes
Boobs
8 votes
Adam Rosales
1 votes
Chris Dickerson
4 votes
Laynce Nix
1 votes
Nick Masset
0 votes
Paul Janish
3 votes
Ryan Hanigan
1 votes
Drew Stubbs
6 votes
Drew Sutton
0 votes
Micah Owings
7 votes
Danny Ray Herrera
7 votes

144 votes | Poll has closed

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Joey Votto is mine

because I was, at the height of my baseball career, a good hitting left-handed first baseman. Joey Votto is basically everything I wanted to be.

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71

by ZJiff30 on Jan 25, 2010 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

Well, I voted for Joey

But what’s up with no Danny Ray? Are you a heightist?

by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 11:51 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

i forgot

i added him

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Good

"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles

by BK on Jan 26, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks!

He’s my second favorite, with Dickerson somewhere in the mix.

by the finest muffins on Jan 26, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

women do like cute little things

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Thank God

Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.

-Hilaire Belloc

by poojols on Jan 26, 2010 1:12 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

anti-midgite!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 26, 2010 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll say Joey too

Drew Stubbs is a dark horse candidate to win my affections this year.

by Brendanukkah on Jan 26, 2010 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

me too

You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 26, 2010 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

If he manages to keep Willy off the field, I'll have his babies

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 26, 2010 7:30 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

As much as I love me some Joeh and Homer

D-Ray is my choice. Also, I see obc hasn’t voted yet because Rosales still has 0 votes.

"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles

by BK on Jan 26, 2010 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

D-Ray is my second most fave.

I can’t help but swoon for that Mountie.

/swoons

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 26, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Alright, who voted Janish?

Where’s Bubba?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 26, 2010 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

she did

check her history.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

what?

What’s not to like?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 26, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

This

.211 .296 .305 .601

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 26, 2010 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Whoops, sorry, here are the career numbers

205 .290 .292 .582

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 26, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

so?

The question was “favorite Red,” not “Red with the highest batting stats.” :-P

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 26, 2010 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

True

But you asked me:

What’s not to like?

So my response was his stats.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 26, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

so from the stats POV

we can all agree on the fact hes improving, right?

Start SEEing motorcycles

by Excalib8 on Jan 27, 2010 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

he's married now

hands off.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Jan 26, 2010 6:45 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I concur

though for me its really a toss-up between him, Stubbs and Votto

"(T)he day you win a Nobel Prize is the day I begin my research on the drag co-efficient of tassels on flying carpets." ~Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by amz0485 on Jan 26, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

hey

Nice pic!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 26, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

this picture makes me feel objectified and uncomfortable

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

While I do respect your opinion on the matter, I wish you wouldn't make light of my actual feelings.

P.S. I really don’t want another thread de-railment – so if you want to argue about it some more, please just email me at the address in my profile. (I would have emailed you, but I don’t have your address)

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Jan 26, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i was actually just pulling bubba's leg

i don’t care at all.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

My picture makes me feel objectified and really old

"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980

by Madville on Jan 26, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I went for Dickerson

It was tough between him and Harang. And Harang is still my Most Respected Red.

But Dickerson won my heart with that Cubs series when he made diving catch after diving catch. Plus he gets on base. Plus he recycles, and spends way too much time on the internet.

If he was more sturdy, he’d be my ideal baseball player. High OPS, fast as lightning, killer defense. As it is, he’s pretty dang alright

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Jan 26, 2010 6:47 AM EST reply actions  

I vaguely remember

some big plays against the Brewers including a diving catch.

by ol Pete on Jan 26, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah,

C Dick ranks high on my list as well. He seems to have a life outside of baseball.

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jan 26, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Since Deadalus is in Lebanon, can we just add a vote for Dickerson on her behalf? :)

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 26, 2010 7:32 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

hey justin--

Off topic, but there was an article in this morning’s Enquirer about this year’s heritage tours through the Museum Center, including the “Subway Walk and Talk” tour that I took a few years ago. None of these programs come cheap, but many look interesting.

by the finest muffins on Jan 26, 2010 8:30 AM EST reply actions  

holy cow

Those look great. If I were a local I’d probably want to sign up for almost all of them.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 26, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks

but sadly that happens about a week too early. The subway tour is May, 1 and the is the beginning of my final week. If my work habits hold true I’ll have 70-100 pages of writing to complete that week.

Thanks for thinking of me though.

Maybe I’ll take the Lunken Airport tour.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I went with Jay, but it was close.

I really want Stubbs to succeed. I love that defense, the speed on the basepaths is a nice bonus, and the power comes unexpectedly.

by Brian B on Jan 26, 2010 8:52 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Agreed, I just like everything about Bruce

Votto is obviously better right now, but I think with his personality, attitude, and skill set, Bruce could become a Cincy icon along the lines of Larkin or Rose.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 26, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Bruce is my second favorite.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 26, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm a Cueto man.

I get real joy out of watching him pitch, even when he implodes.

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.

by Pops Daniels on Jan 26, 2010 9:30 AM EST reply actions  

kid's got moxxy, fer sher

i get the vibe that if he spoke English better he’d be a stitch.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 26, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

This is why I like Phillips

Even when he screws up, it’s entertaining.

by ken on Jan 26, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, Phillips is fun

I also think he should be the team’s designated “commercial guy” for TV and radio. No one else has any performance skills, from what I’ve seen and heard. Even guys like Votto and Dickerson, who are interesting in interviews, are stiff and monotonous when “acting.”

by the finest muffins on Jan 26, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i know a guy who used to work in PR with the Bats

He said Votto was always so serious about everything, and it really took him long time to get loose with people.

You should follow me on twitter @DavefrmLville....the Onion does!

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 26, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

of the Blue Jays?

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 26, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I love this thread.

Remember like, well, all of 5 years ago, when there may have been votes for 3 players tops? I looked at this list, and it took me 5 minutes to pick one. Maybe its the wealth of young players who’ve yet to disappoint me, but I really like most every player on our roster (obvious under-performing/overpaid CF excluded).

I went with Stubbs. It’s not just that I like his game, or that he plays where I played, but I think there’s a lot riding on his shoulders for the next 2 years. If he plays well, he opens up several other players as trade bait to land a key future piece (i.e., Heisey/Dickerson won’t have to play CF.) I just hope his power numbers stay on the rise.

Bruce and Cueto were close 2nds.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 26, 2010 10:16 AM EST reply actions  

In 2005 it would have been:

Adam Dunn, Austin Kearns, Ken Griffey Jr., Paul Wilson, perhaps Aaron Harang, and Sean Casey.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Scott Rolen!

Buddy Bell became my favorite Red when we got him from Texas. I must have a thing for nearly washed-up third basemen.

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jan 26, 2010 10:45 AM EST reply actions  

I loved it when we got Buddy . . .

     he could really lay out ! Scott Rolen returns those
memories. Now , I wish he’d start launching !

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Jan 30, 2010 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I voted for Votto because I'm going to marry him and have ten million of his babies

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 26, 2010 10:47 AM EST reply actions  

I can take Mo

Not sure about Poodle and the rest of the ladies here though.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 26, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Mo is way better than Lance McAlister

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Jan 26, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Mo is the the best in town.

Rational, interesting, factual, a good listener, conversational in his approach…

BTW
Fav Red – Jay Bruce

"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980

by Madville on Jan 26, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Best thing about Mo

His show is all sports. Its not like Lance who has to have 5 other retarded topics to talk about instead….

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Jan 26, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Usually it's the other way around

Votto is just that damn good.

"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles

by BK on Jan 26, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah...

I took Votto.

He, Bruce, Stubbs, Volquez, and Cueto are all pretty even for me though.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jan 26, 2010 11:23 AM EST reply actions  

yeah

i kinda like this not having a clear favorite player. it means the team has a number of talented, likable players. i dig.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 26, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Todd Frazier

Just may well end up being my favorite Reds player over the next few years, and he hasn’t even breached this list yet.

OK, I’m officially excited to be a Reds fan again.

I still think John Wall would be a slick SS.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 26, 2010 12:12 PM EST reply actions  

Boom!

Rec’d

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 26, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Reyes'd?

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 26, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeter/d,

Nomar/d,
Rollins/d,
Theriot/d

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.

by Pops Daniels on Jan 26, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Green'd

mainly because I have an intense dislike of UK fans, even though I don’t mind the team itself.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 26, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Well thanks!

We don’t like you either.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 26, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Jealousy is a disease.....

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Jan 26, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

So is arrogance

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 26, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

you mean...

like wearing an all white suit worth more than my house?

Yep, that’s arrogance.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 26, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I have never met an arrogant UL fan

Never.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 26, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i noticed your house didnt have mirrors...

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Jan 26, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

No offense, brother.

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.

by Pops Daniels on Jan 26, 2010 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

no problem

if there was a team that beat my team at football and basketball, I wouldn’t like them either

by 'tHan on Jan 26, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

oh no, he di'int!

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.

by Pops Daniels on Jan 26, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry pops

i have to pick on you because you’re the coolest (and only) Georgia fan i know

by 'tHan on Jan 26, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It's alright

Rich Brooks had to retire on a high note. He reached his shitty mountaintop. Basketball OTOH is not something we pay no never mind to down there.

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.

by Pops Daniels on Jan 26, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

that a great way to put it in relation to brooks

he had 1000x the career at UK I expected he would.

still, the best he could do for them was get them to somewhat mediocre

by 'tHan on Jan 26, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

This made me giggle, rec'd

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 26, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

ALL REDS RULE

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 26, 2010 12:37 PM EST reply actions  

ILL REEVALUATE MY STATEMENT

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 26, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, you can turn off the caps lock.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 26, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for the sheer obviousness

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 26, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm surprised the best pitcher to take the mound for the Reds this decade

only has 1 vote. I know it would be a landslide for Votto, but Harang has been a workhorse of a pitcher. Until Dusty broke him in 2008 he did what we needed him to do.

Harang became my favorite Red on this day. Harang started on 3 days rest replacing an injured Eric Milton. The Reds bullpen was blown to pieces the day before in an 11-0 loss. Harang came out and took care of business and shutout the Brewers.

Remember when he went toe to toe with Chris Carpenter and won. The Reds won 1-0 and Harang pitched 7 clean innings.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 12:38 PM EST reply actions  

I really like Harang

He does good work in the community and he seems like a pretty unpretentious, down-to-earth guy. I voted Dickerson, but am equally willing to throw my support to Harang or Votto.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 26, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Aaron a lot.

But you only see him every five days (unless Dusty goes full retard). Guys like Votto, Bruce, hell even Danny Ray — you see them at least three times a week.

Unless a starting pitcher is Cy Young-caliber guy or some sort of cult of personality like Mark Fidrych it’s hard for the average fan to make them they’re favorite.

Also, baseball fandom tends to slant toward offensive prowess.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 26, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i've always had a thing for starting pitchers

probably because the Reds never had any worth the weight.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

their weight*

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

chicks dig the long ball

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Jan 26, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I voted for Harang

I still say he is going to win a Cy Young award with the Reds.
All this trade Harang stuff is just crazy talk.

by fourrunhomer on Jan 27, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it?

Unless he does win the Cy Young this year, it’s tough to see his option being picked up next year.

by Brendanukkah on Jan 27, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

what if he puts up an ERA of 3.7

and throws 220 innings?

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 27, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

depends on how the young guys develop

if Cueto, Bailey, Volquez, Chapman, Leake, and Wood are all performing well enough to sure up the rotation, i can see them declining the option, offering arb, and taking the picks when he signs a 3-year deal elsewhere. or pick up the option and trade him as a valuable starter on a 1-year deal at market rate. there’s plenty of directions for Harnann’s future to go.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 27, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

ISWYDT

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 27, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like to give Leake an extra year

2011 is a bit son to expect him to be in Cincinnati.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 27, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

*soon

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 27, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Danny Ray

At that height, with that lack of velocity, he’s an underdog whom I just can’t help rooting for. :)

"Just seeing him in uniform makes me throw up." Jack Clark on Mark McGwire's new coaching job

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 26, 2010 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

seriously?

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 26, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone said favorite Red, not best Red

Laynce Nix is my favorite

followed by Cueto and then Votto and then Bruce

by Highlifeman21 on Jan 26, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

can I respectfully ask why he's your favorite Red?

And are you going to be really disappointed when he doesn’t make the team this year?

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 26, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Lemme establish a pattern for you. These are guys I've considered my favorite Red.

What do all the following Reds position players since 1988 have in common?

Mariano Duncan*
Joe Oliver
Bill Doran
Bip Roberts*
Deion Sanders*
Curtis Goodwin
Tony Tarasco
DT Cromer
Alex Ochoa
Brady Clark
Adam Dunn*
Bill Selby
Wily Mo Pena
Russell Branyan
Ray Olmedo
Tim Hummel
Jacob Cruz
Edwin Encarnacion*
Chris Denorfia
Jorge Cantu
Jeff Keppinger
Chris Dickerson
Laynce Nix

  • = denotes got a pretty fair shake to prove if they could be an everyday player

The correct answer is these are all guys that I rooted for as kind of an underdog, hoped they would get a shot to prove themselves. These are guys I believed in. I wanted them to succeed. I wanted them to set the world on fire. I still root for these players when they are no longer Reds.

If Nix doesn’t make the team, that means he’s apparently not one of the 5 best OF we have, and looking up and down the depth chart I have a hard time believing that.

by Highlifeman21 on Jan 26, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

don't believe it.

You cannot have had Jorge as your favorite player.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Jan 26, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

You're partially right

The 2007 Reds gave us such troopers as:

Edwin Encarnacion
Adam Dunn
Jeff Keppinger

who also competed for my Reds love

However, I knew Adam Dunn was legit. Edwin was an everyday player, so he got his shake after we showed Jerry Narron the door (since Narron hated EE). Keppinger also played in 2008, which was more when I really wanted him to shine.

But, there was just something about Jorge Cantu which made me root for him more than other Reds. I really wanted him to play his way into the starting lineup. I believed that he could play 2B and we could move Phillips to SS. Hell, part of me believed that maybe he was blocked by some solid talent, yet he was an awesome asset off the bench.

However, for the 2007 Reds, Cantu was one of my favorite Reds, probably #3 behind Dunn and EE respectively. So if you wanna call shenanigans for him not being #1, then fair enough.

by Highlifeman21 on Jan 26, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

thank you.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Jan 27, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a hard time being too excited about a guy with a .277 career OBP

I’d guess CDick, Stubbs, Heisey, Wlad, and Bruce are all more deserving and better players than Nix.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 26, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

The heart wants what the heart wants

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 26, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Never surrender!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 26, 2010 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Easy Come...

Easy go
Little High
Little Low…

Let’s see if anyone gets this reference.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jan 27, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Any way the wind BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 27, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

but

isn’t Cincinnati the Queen City?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 27, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, you're right!

We should get to sing “We are the Champions” once in a while.

by the finest muffins on Jan 27, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I would get pumelled for singing "Fat Bottom Girls" the next time I went to PKI/Coney/The Beach

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 27, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't really matter to me.

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71

by ZJiff30 on Jan 27, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Needs to be seen

Checkit out.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jan 27, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Assuming Taveras will be on the 25 man roster

that leaves us with:

Taveras
Bruce
Stubbs
Dickerson
Wlad

Unless Stubbs falls on his face in ST, he’ll be on the 25 man roster. Unless they trade Dickerson or Wlad, they’ll be on the 25 man roster.

So, if they go crazy on all of us and actually do the right thing and DFA or option (does he still have them?) Taveras, I guess my boy Nix will be an odd man out, along with Heisey

by Highlifeman21 on Jan 26, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He's almost my favorite - but Jay beat him out by a hair

"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980

by Madville on Jan 26, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't whyy...

But it maykes me happy to mayke fun of that Y. It’ll be worth hayving Laynce back just for that.

by the finest muffins on Jan 27, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Jayson?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 27, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey'll do just fiyne, too.

See, now I’m just smiling like crazyyyy!

by the finest muffins on Jan 27, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

strange

I thought you’d be smylyng

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 27, 2010 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Missing Poll Option

Marlboro

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 26, 2010 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

this is a non-smoking thread

take it to the other FanPost, mister!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 26, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Great

Now I’m not even allowed to TALK about smoking around baseball.

(kicks dirt, walks away mumbling and sulking)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 26, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Micah, Bronson, Rolen and Rosales

in that order.

good to see Micah currently tied for 3rd place!!!

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Jan 26, 2010 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

RACIST!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 26, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

because the hispanic is 4th?

Hell, Mexico is a 3rd world country, doesn’t that make up for it?

Start SEEing motorcycles

by Excalib8 on Jan 27, 2010 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

micah is my favorite too !!

hope this new pitching coach can help him out

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Jan 28, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Joey, Jay, Homer

I like youth, it make me optimistic for the future.

Who the hell was our catcher last year?

by jsl413 on Jan 26, 2010 2:43 PM EST reply actions  

Also, I didn't realize how good Homer got last year

I guess 3 months in the big leagues did him some good. We’re optimistic about him next year, right?

by jsl413 on Jan 26, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely

I think he’s finally arrived.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 26, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm cautiously optimistic

HIs 2009 WHIP was 1.47, and his K/9 was 6.8 while his BB/9 was 4.1. Even over his last 9 starts he still walked 24 batters in 58 innings. I hope he is over the hump, but I am not ready to pencil him in for 200 innings of ball with an ERA under 4.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely

I think his final stats for the year will be decent, with stretches of brilliance and suckitude.

But at the end of the day, I’ll take that from a 23/24 year old.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 26, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It's hard to believe he's still so young

Seems like we’ve been hoping for greatness/giving him shit for 5 years.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 26, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

No kidding.

He was drafted six years ago at the age of 18. He was the third high school taken in the draft at No. 7. Matt Bush was No. 1 overall and Mark Rogers was No. 5.

Now, which then-18-year-old would you rather have right now? Bailey, Bush or Rogers?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 26, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Keep coming on & . . .

      we’ve got our Ace !!

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Jan 30, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Who's our catcher this year?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 26, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I do love me some Laynce Nix but bruce still gets the nod...

He gets up every morning at 5:15am. Immediately he begins his morning stretching routine, followed by a quick visit to the bathroom and then down to the kitchen for breakfast. A protein shake, 4 raw eggs, two Quaker energy bars and some instant oatmeal. Then down to his own workout space where he runs 10 miles in 47 minutes on his treadmill.

After a shave and a shower he dons his workout togs and KSwiss runners, throws onhis jacket and takes his ‘work’ bag with some extra clothes and hops in his car, and heads to the clubhouse. When he finally arrives at the GABP Clubhouse and training facility, he is the first one in…always the first. He heads to pool area strips down to his naked buff self and dives in. After 20 minutes of laps he hops out and drys off.
Back into his warm ups he heads to the lockers. He opens the door to his own locker and looks in…there it is his uni…the Red shirt with the name Bruce…

He looks longingly at it and then heads to the tunnel where he pushes himself to do 15 minutes of 100 meter suicides. Breathing hard he heads to the weight room. Once there he checks the time, he’s right on schedule….8:05…he works with the long pulls, he has to build up his shoulders more he needs to really to be able to ‘pull’ it this season. He goes through his entire routine and is out of the building by 8:45am.

He jumps in his car and pullls the visor down and looks at himself in the mirror satisfied that this year he’s really going to ‘rake’.

But first he has to get to work at the Madisonville Dollar Store by 9:30….

He’s my favorite Red
He’s Bruce, Bruce Stagnolia
Tarpman/Rakemeister – Reds Grounds Crew
And damn proud of it.

"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980

by Madville on Jan 27, 2010 12:03 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

STALKER

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jan 27, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Way to make me choke on my orange juice...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jan 27, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I know it's only January

But I’d like to nominate this as the Post of the Year.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 27, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Or something like that...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jan 27, 2010 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Jesus Christ

That was like witnessing a car wreck.

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.

by Pops Daniels on Jan 27, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

the odd thing is

I woke up drunk, but I’m not hungover.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 27, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You're young yet

that hasn’t happened to me in years. I’ve progressed into the 2 day hangover. It’s wonderful.

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.

by Pops Daniels on Jan 27, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i think my 2 am snack helped

i drank a lot of water while i was waiting on my french toast. But I also had a milkshake, are milkshakes good for preventing hangovers?

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 27, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Did I catch a "9er" in there?

Thanks for the new sig, buddy.

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Jan 27, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

this wasn't serious, right?

I feel like I’m watching the spelling and grammar version of Anna Nicole Smith here.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 27, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Please let us not abuse the dead...

"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980

by Madville on Jan 27, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Anna Nicole and Michael Jackson

have agreed to a resurrection tour for London sometime in July.
Details will be made public in a few weeks.

Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part

by johnu1 on Jan 27, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you really Mads in disguise?

Either that, or you’re going to be his new best friend.

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71

by ZJiff30 on Jan 27, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You guys were the ones who wanted him to post when he came home drunk.

Don’t be so surprise – this was totally predictable.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Jan 27, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I say that all the time

Then I wake up in the pantry naked and find a 900 comment thread on RR.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 27, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? No one else rec'd this masterpiece yet?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 27, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm trying to work out "cg machine."

Is that some new technology I’m not up to speed on yet? Or a misspelling I just can’t figure out? Depending on the answer, that may become Harang’s new nickname in my mind.

by the finest muffins on Jan 27, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

He meant "cig machine", like the ones you find in a bowling alley

But was in the wrong thread.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 27, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe he means 'complete game'

Of course, this could be completely wrong.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 27, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

you are the winner

I mean he really isn’t, well in 2006 he was but other then that.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 27, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

aha! I didn't even consider that it could be an acronym!

Thanks for clearing that up. Tell you what, once Harang gets his second complete game, I’ll start calling him the “CG Machine” in my mind.

by the finest muffins on Jan 27, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

glad to know my drunken ramblings will be a part of your mental process.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 27, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought he meant 'computer generated machine'

which would immediately make Harang muuuuuuuch cooler

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle

by nycredsfan on Jan 27, 2010 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

“CGI” entered my head, but I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what that stood for.

by the finest muffins on Jan 27, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I voted Owings

Mostly because I felt it vital to the interest of history that my input be recorded on this thread.
I hope you all understand its value.

Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part

by johnu1 on Jan 27, 2010 11:49 AM EST reply actions  

DRH

i do have a $200 custom made home jersey in his honor after all

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Jan 27, 2010 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

please tell me it's a size XS

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 27, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

i bet

your Dora the Explorer t-shirt brings all the boys to the yard, huh?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 27, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's a Reds shirt, funny boy

They don’t make ones with players’ names on them in the women’s sizes, so to the children’s section I go.

Don’t make fun of little people. As my (4’11") grandma always says, “You’re never too big to get kicked in the shins.”

by the finest muffins on Jan 27, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

dont get me wrong

im all for the little folks. Mrs Scrabbles is only 5’1". she claims the step stool in the guest bathroom is for the little kids that attend her music classes, but deep down we both know the truth.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 27, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The peach is also 5'1"

And there’s no way I’d mess with her. :)

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

by jch24 on Jan 27, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

goodness gracious great balls of fire.

"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch

by obc2 on Jan 29, 2010 2:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Homer . . .

    since the splitter has turned the corner. Homer, Jaybird, Stubbs.
These three could give us the young star triangle to back up Canada’s
best.
           GO REDS ! See you in Goodyear.

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Jan 30, 2010 12:37 AM EST reply actions  

You are going to ST?

Harumph…no one has invited me to go as their personal valet…
You pay my modest expenses and then you get to hang out with me…
It is not too late.

"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980

by Madville on Jan 30, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I haven't been since 2006, but . . .

      I went for eight times between 96 and 2006. AZ in march is
outstanding (75 to 85 degrees, cool nights), but now that the
Reds are moving to Goodyear, it’s a very good possibility. I’ve
been a diehard since 1977 (arrival of # 41) and used to roady to
SF every year to catch them. Of course, ST is a great relaxed way
to enjoy sunshine, catch the youth and get a few autographs. In
past years, it was hard to put up with the Giants, A’s and Mariners
mania, since the west coast fans are prevalent. It does tend to bring
back all the great memories of taking loads of $$$ from local A’s fans
in the 90 Series. Thump x 4 !!!!
     P.S. – October/November is great as well. Have taken several teams
to the MSBL World Series tourney. AZ fall league is sweet ! Hope to see
you there !! GO REDS !! Can you scrap ???

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Jan 30, 2010 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

The Enquirer

has a guide to Goodyear.

I would like to go sometime, but I probably won’t be going this year. Goodyear is harder to get to and less appealing than Sarasota, IMO.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 30, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Costs way more too.

Plus there are a lot mafia types in that part of the country, very few African Americans, Don’t tell- Stay alive gays, and a fair amount of reactive ultra righties…but the countryside is lovely

"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980

by Madville on Jan 30, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

My take is that Bailey has the most potential on the current roster and should be the most fun player to watch in 10/11.

by Adam Reynolds on Jan 31, 2010 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

This went as expected

Votto by a landslide, with Phillips and Bruce a distant 2nd and third. I really did think Harang would get a few more votes, because he is a cg machine.

by justin007000 on Feb 1, 2010 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

I want to vote for Aaron Miles

"aaron harnann is so aweseom" - justin

by BK on Feb 1, 2010 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

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