A Visitor's Guide To Cincinnati and GABP, Part 4 - The Game Experience
You've made it here, you found a place to eat, and even had a little fun. Now for the reason you came in the first place - to see a ball game, right? Great American Ballpark is a wonderful venue to watch a game. We hope you'll be as happy to see the fireworks at the end of the game as we are!
Having opened in 2003, Great American Ballpark is one of the nicest places you'll ever watch a MLB game. Wide concourses, lots of amenities, and great views make the experience a sublime one......of course, I could be biased.
Tickets - Tickets are pretty easy to come by with the exception of Opening Day, you can find the pricing scheme and seating chart right here. The only other dates I could see being a problem are the Indians (June 25-27) the Civil Rights game against the Cardinals (May 15), the Reds HOF Induction/Chris Sabo bobblehead game against the Rockies (July 17), and maybe the Cubs (April 9-11, May 7-9, Aug 27-29) . If you're into giveaways and promotions, check out the schedule here.
Dates of interest include the following:
Fireworks night (April 7, May 14, May 28, June 11, June 25, July 16, July 30, August 13, August 27) - A fireworks display (with soundtrack) commences approximately 15 minutes after the completion of the game. All dates are Fridays with the exception of April 7, which is a Wednesday.
Run The Bases Day (April 25, May 30, June 27, August 15) - Fans of all ages have the opportunity to run the bases on the field. All dates listed are Sundays.
Giveaways - You can get a Reds snuggie on April 7 (Cardinals), a retro mesh jersey on May 15th (Cardinals, last year's were pretty sweet), a Joey Votto action figure on May 29 (Astros), a Reds skateboard deck on May 30 (Astros), a Scott Rolen bobblehead on June 12th (Royals), Chris Sabo bobblehead on July 17th (Rockies), or the "Fan's Choice bobblehead" on July 31 (Braves)
Location, location, location - Where do you want to sit? If you're going to sit in the upper bowl I suggest somewhere between the plate and the LF foul pole, as it will allow you a great view of the river and the hills of Northern Kentucky. Anywhere in the lower bowl will give you a great view of the field, while sitting in the bleachers in LF or the seats in RF is economical and fun, since you'll be sitting with the common man/woman.
Once you have your tickets, let me give you this piece of advice: make time to visit the Reds Hall of Fame Museum. It's worth it even if you're not a Reds fan, it's very well done. There's even a Rose Garden where Pete's 4,192nd hit fell. Here's some quick info:
Standard Admission:
Adult Pass: $10
Senior Pass (55+): $8
Student Pass: $8
Active Military and Veterans: 50% off regular admission ($5 Adult Pass, $4 Senior/Student Pass)
Children 4 and younger receive free admission.
Operating Hours:
In-Season (March-October 31)
Non-Game Days: Sunday-Saturday: 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Game Days: Sunday-Saturday: 10 a.m. until two hours after the end of the game for all afternoon games.
Sunday-Saturday: 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. for all evening games.
I covered parking and getting to the stadium in the first installment of this series for some reason, so let's just assume you made it to the gates safely, ticket in hand.
Once you're in the ballpark - There's plenty to do and see throughout the ballpark, let me give you some highlights.
Before we go any further, let me remind the smokers out there that smoking is prohibited in GABP, and you cannot leave and reenter in order to get your fix. We know, it sucks.
There's a Fan Zone behind the RF concourse with a ton of activities for the little ones, a bunch of games, and the occasional concert. On the 2nd level on the 3B side there's The Machine Room Grille, a great place to have a few adult beverages, grab something substantial to eat, or hide from the occasional rain. For all your Reds gear needs there are two pro shops, one as you exit the Reds HOF Museum and one in the LF corner on the main concourse. There's also a large seating area outside the pro shop in LF with big screens so you can catch up on the other happenings in the sports world that day.
Concession stands are everywhere, obviously. You can get your fill of local favorites like Skyline Chili, Lasrosa's pizza, and Montgomery Inn BBQ at the stadium but as we've covered here in the past it's just not the same. The only local delicacy I WOULD recommend at the stadium would be Christian Morlein beer, brewed right here in the Queen City.
Bathrooms are also plentiful, with the oversized family bathrooms being a Red Reporter favorite.
That's all I can think of at the moment, I'll update this as you guys point out my obvious missteps. As always, if you have any questions, email me or any of my cohorts here and we'll do our very best to help you. Enjoy your stay, and GO REDS!
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How could you forget to mention "The Gap"?!?!?!?
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Jan 25, 2010 10:51 AM EST reply actions
Because if I'm suggesting a view it sure as hell ain't gonna be of downtown :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
This is a great write-up!
And a gorgeous picture of the stadium. One comment on the Reds Hall of Fame— I’m pretty sure an “admission ticket” is actually a yearly pass. So if you come back for another game, you can re-enter for free. Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but that was my experience when I went a few months ago.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 10:58 AM EST reply actions
It was a little confusing on the Reds' site (shocking, I know!)
By using the word “pass” I wondered if it were a season/yearly admission, but when I clicked the “buy tickets” link it came up as $10.00 per daily admission, so I went with that.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I fondly remember driving in from Dusty's country home in Northern Kentucky
The view of the city from the cut in the hill, Paul Brown Stadium, The Freedom Center and then the gem of the Ohio – Great American Ballpark…You guys don’t know how much I miss that drive (esp. after a pleasant evening with Dusty’s daughter).
Talk about stealing home!
Where's the Pheasant?
by CoreyPatPat on Jan 25, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
Would like to amend this statement in any way before I respond?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I smell a shitstorm a'comin...
I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71
shouldn't you be on your way to the airport?
(Agree with you about smoking, BTW.)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Tee hee ...
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'll start with this question then
Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
God, I love this site!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I know I'm interjecting here but I just want to say
That I am Pro-War but Anti-Troops. That is all.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
too late
She’s off to Lebanon.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
so?
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
I could go for dinner at the Golden Lamb.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
what did Lebanon do to deserve such a punishment?
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
by obc2 on Jan 25, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
okay...
I’m really curious to see how this question relates to the original smoking comment. I’d answer Daedalus’s question myself, just to get the ball rolling, but I’m the only person in America who hasn’t made up my mind on the abortion issue.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Where do you stand on smoking at the stadium?
And better yet, would you say I’m an idiot because I smoke?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Honest answers
1. I don’t think I should ever have to be anywhere near anyone who’s smoking, so I love the smoking ban and wish it extended to bus stops. I’m 100% behind the “no smoking at the stadium” rule.
2. I wouldn’t say it out loud (or type it), but I might think it. I will, however, acknowledge your right to smoke. Just not when my nose and my lungs are anywhere near you.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Agreed.
Smoking has huge externalities, and I shouldn’t have to suffer the consequences from jch’s decision. I don’t see why saying that is equivalent to judging him an idiot.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Do I have to do this? Really?
so don’t be an idiot and smoke and it won’t suck
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Hey, I didn't say that.
I was agreeing with the comment to which I replied.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
"I don’t see why saying that is equivalent to judging him an idiot."
I took that to mean you thought I accused her of calling me an idiot. If not, mea culpa.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Oh, no.
I kind of misread your question, but a more correct way to put it would be to say that being against smoking in public areas because of the effects on others is independent of (though quite possibly highly correlated with) thinking you’re an idiot.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
They often go hand in hand, without a doubt
I choose to smoke. It was/is my decision. I’m not out to inconvenience anyone….hell, I don’t smoke in my own home. But I think it’s personably reasonable that a smoking area be established at GABP, and can invoke Roe vs. Wade to prove my point if neccessary.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
and weekly Big Mac consumption
is much more dangerous than occasionally inhaling second hand smoke. outdoors.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Big Macs are very bad
That’s why I’m a vegetarian. Plus, health issues aside, secondhand smoke smells bad and makes me cough. I shouldn’t have to put up with that just because I want to catch a bus or watch a baseball game or walk down Walnut St.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
tomatoe/tomato
secondhand smoke turns me on.
everyone here has been warned.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Another reason for GABP to be a nonsmoking zone.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jan 25, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm allergic to cigarette smoke.
So, I’m also glad GABP is non-smoking.
I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71
personally
I am pro-choice, but I oppose allowing abortions in the bleachers at GABP during games.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jan 25, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I need to write a script that auto-replies at this point
NO ONE IS ASKING TO SMOKE IN THE SEATS.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I think you're wrong about that.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Sorry, no one with half a damned brain is asking to smoke in their seat
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Hillblly'd
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
or bring a Big Back of Dicks sign in their seat
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
by obc2 on Jan 25, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not exactly. to be fair....
YOU’RE not asking to smoke in the seats. And I appreciate the reasonable-ness of that stance. I think I’ve been convinced that it would be okay for there to be a smoking section at the ballpark.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
You're gonna have to be a lot more unreasonable and rigid if you plan on sticking around, you know :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I can be stubborn and rigid with the best of them
And I’m sure that will emerge soon enough! But I have a healthy respect for logic and reason, and I can be convinced by a good argument.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
Again, not the best place for that
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
definitely a good argument.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
i am for it
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
is the record crolfer's 14?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
14 bleacher abortions?
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
do you just push them down the stairs?
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 26, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Inquiring minds want to know
How did you sneak the wire clothes hanger and salad tongs into the stadium?
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 26, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
wellll....

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
by crolfer on Jan 28, 2010 1:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought I was a nerd in college...
You have far out-nerded me.
I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71
good lord
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Most of the abortions seem to happen in CF
by Brendanukkah on Jan 25, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 15 recs
WOW!
Rec, rec, rec, rec, rec, rec, rec, rec
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Too damn good.
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 25, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like someone's bitter
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 26, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
When you've trotted out shitty CFers recently, that comment was definitely 13 f'n recs good
I mean good comments about The Virus & CoPat are worth at least 7 recs a piece, no?
So, the question is, who’s gonna be #14 to rec this bad boy?
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 27, 2010 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
which, I noticed after I posted,
is actually odd.
I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71
but Great American Ballpark has plenty of open concourses
can’t they make one a smokers area, and you can choose to avoid it. I am all for banning it in the seating area but there are plenty of open areas at the stadium.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Fair enough
I wouldn’t stop going to games, or complain too loudly if they did that (as long as they don’t put the good soft pretzels or the $1 concession stand in that concourse!) But, personally, I’m fine with how things are now.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
i don't really smoke tobacco that much
so it doesn’t bother me that i can’t smoke, but I don’t see why people can’t.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
open spaces
This is the most amazing thread I’ve seen since we debated the existence of George Steinbrenner … er … God.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
Not one smoker I know wants to smoke in the concourses, restaurants, or in their seats
All I’ve ever asked for is a defined area (lower concrete area behind RF, anyone) where people can smoke.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
i cant stand being around non-smokers
their lack of intelligence and sense of humor alarms me and they certainly don’t possess the social skills that their smoking counterparts do. simply, they are bores and a tad fragile.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
by obc2 on Jan 25, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
People DO still try to smoke in their seats, though, AND on the concourses.
Like I said, I wouldn’t object to a defined area, but it needs to be enclosed or remote. Otherwise, it’s like those awful seats in the “non-smoking” section of restaurants that were right next to the smoking section. Like that’s any better for someone with asthma?
I also still want to know how the pro-life/pro-choice question relates.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Mainly because it's my body, my choice
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I don't care what you do to your body
until it starts impacting me. Your pregnancy or the lack thereof doesn’t affect me, but your smoking does.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
not really
the whole secondhand smoke ingestion is really, really blown out of proportion.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
It's usually not a safety issue
(most notable exception: cars. don’t subject your kids to that, assholes), BUT it makes things pretty damn unpleasant for everyone around you.
You shouldn’t be able to get away with yelling obscenities in the bleachers, just like you shouldn’t be able to get away with smoking.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
wow
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
I like you,
but anytime I start hearing about what people should not be allowed to get away with (especially when those things are of relatively low import), I get a bit knee-jerky. Sorry.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, sure.
But there are general rules of decorum in public. If you become drunk and belligerent and are a general jerk to people around you, you will be asked to leave.
I’m not saying that smoking is the same as threatening to cut someone like they do in South Milwaukee, but it’s also not unreasonable for people to be annoyed by it, either.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Sure, that's true
But I was asked to leave for saying the f-word in a practically empty ballpark with no one but my friends nearby. What irritates me is when there is no practical, objective application of rules.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, and that's absurd.
And I agree with you about that. I was just exaggerating before—I don’t really think anyone should be kicked out for a bit of foul language. I mean, I’ve said plenty of it here…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I've said plenty of it at GABP over the last nine losing seasons
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I think it's the opposite
Second-hand smoke is turning out to be a far bigger health issue than most people realize.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I choose to inhale smoke
If you choose not to inhale smoke, don’t walk to the furthest recess of the concourse where you can’t see the game.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
former smoker weighs in
I smoked for longer than most people who post on this board have been alive. I am also lucky to be alive. Regardless, I am now completely indifferent to smoking bans. I think the stuff stinks and don’t like the smell of it.
But after you get a severe case of COPD and wonder where your next breath is located, trust me … I will be awhile yet before I get to choose — steps or the escalator.
I only post on this to say, if I can quit after 40 years, consider giving it a shot. The patch is worth it.
My health lesson is now at an end. Carry on.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
by johnu1 on Jan 25, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or: it's the restraunt/bar/strip club/casino/etc owner's business
They should have a right to decide if they want to allow smoking or not.
That’s my main issue with the ban.
I can’t begin to list the numbers of bars that have been ruined thanks to the smoking ban — people weren’t going to said bar because of the smoking. The owners and patrons liked it that way.
Now with the ban, it fucks up the place. I don’t smoke, but I put up with it because I liked the bar and the people that smoked there.
Now, said bar sucks.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Just one more powerful reason why smoking is so glamerous and desirable
that and owning Negroes were her only real vices
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
by Madville on Jan 25, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Holy shit. I think I just fell out of my seat.
REC’D
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
Hopefully there's a sand volleyball pit behind you
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Jan 25, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No doubt.
I want a damned Cod sandwich.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Where is your Cod now????

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
MMMMMMMMM
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
Khool
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Cool or not -- a business owner should be allowed to
decide if smoking is kosher or not in their establishment.
If you don’t like that: GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Now, a ballpark is different. It’s financed by the the citizens so it should be smoke free — so that all can enjoy it.
However, smokers pay for it too — they should at least have a little rectangle to stand in and smoke in.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Uh, yeah there were.
There were at least three in my neighborhood growing up. The owners didn’t allow smoking. Smokers didn’t go there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 27, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
I would agree with that
Except for the workers who are exposed to smoke. (I used to be one.) I don’t think it’s reasonable to say, “Get another job.” People may not have a choice.
We have workplace safety rules. We don’t just say, “Don’t want to risk your life? Get another job.”
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jan 25, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You take a job where there's smoking
you’re assuming a risk. It’s no different than a coal miner or a cop or a firefighter.
Don’t like those professions? Get out.
Don’t like smoke? Get out
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
except that's not how it works
If you run a nuclear power plant, you aren’t allowed to let your workers glow in the dark, even if they agree to it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Nuclear power plants, radium workers, etc.
all those folks are where they are because at one point in time — their predecessors were lied to. It was not an assumed risk. It was an unknown risk.
Those days are over.
Now it’s different. For the most part those things are government regulated.
There’s no reason why Skin’s Place on West 8th should have to be able to provide its employees with the same standards of health care as someone who works in a nuclear power plant.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
Are you saying nobody's ever been lied to
about the dangers of smoking?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
We're still being lied to...but it's subtle

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My friend Cal certainly agrees with the basic conept of this ad..
Although he’s never smoked a cigarette in his life.
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
No.
Of course people were lied to about smoking. But they weren’t blatantly told to do it — like radium workers were told to it was okay to work with their bare hands or that nuclear power plant workers walked into radiated rooms with no protection because “It’ll be okay.”
Sure, people were encouraged to smoke and the tobacco industry did everything it could to hide the health issues, but those people that work in smoke-filled places aren’t ordered to do so while being openly lied to.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
So that's a good question
You say if people don’t want to be around smoke, just don’t go to the bar, and if workers don’t want to be exposed to it, get another job. (apart from the obvious flaws in logic of that second part…it should be so easy that any of us who are unhappy with an aspect of our job could just get another one)
Where does it end, though? By the same logic, you should allow smoking in offices too. If the employees don’t like it, they can just get a new job. Or how about restaurants? Same deal. Pretty soon peer pressure means everyone is allowing smoking again, and us who don’t like to ruin our lungs are stuck, like we were in the 80s and 90s.
This particular issue seems like a slippery slope where the only good regulation is a full ban.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
We finsihed this elsewhere
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
wanna learn what goes on in the GABP restrooms?
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
I hope it's nothing like the Flying J on I-75
ewwwwww.

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
ask them to stop
and if they don’t tell an usher.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
oh, been there
Done that many times.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Also, anyone who smokes in their seat with people around is an asshole
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
I hate buying beer at the stadium...
but that’s just because I’m way too cheap. How much is that beer you mentioned?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
It's pretty damned expensive, $8.50 or so IIRC
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
ka boom
“Dear, let’s take the kids to the game.”
“Can we afford it?”
“Well, it’s only about a hundred dollars.”
“Seems like a lot.”
“Well, the fireworks after the game are free.”
“Let me get my purse!”
“Honey, don’t forget the kids.”
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
If you're taking four people to a ball game and spend $100, you're doing better than most
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
you know, I've never liked the "baseball games are expensive" argument
They’re the cheapest sporting event to get into (as far as I can tell.) The only true cost is the price of the ticket, which you can get for as cheaply as $5 each if you buy them on game day. (And the truth is, at GABP, moving down to better seats is incredibly easy.) You’re not required to buy beer. You’re not required to buy your children souvenirs.
And the fireworks shows are actually pretty awesome. I unintentionally went to several Fireworks Friday games last year and was impressed.
{This is not really in response to johnu1’s comment at all. The “hundred dollars” bit just reminded me of something I’ve been thinking for a long time and wanted to vent.}
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry, we;re gonna have to ask you to leave ma'am
No venting allowed here at RR. Didn’t you see the sign when you walked in?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
And aren't you allowed to bring food into GABP?
Or did I make that up?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
You can bring food in, a small cooler even
But as anyone with kids can tell you, that can be a bit of a PIA.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Are kids unable to carry food?
I thought most kids were capable of wearing a backpack, which can then be filled with food.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
You ever seen a 3 year old with a backpack at the ballpark?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Sure.
That monkey leash backpack can hold plenty of snacks for a 3 year old!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Those things are just cruel
Leashes are for dogs and occasionally for sex partners. Not children.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Yes
I’m pretty sure I was that 3-year-old.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
I have a four year old
A couple of the RRs can vouch for me when I say, that girl be CRAY-ZEE.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Well, she is YOUR child.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
probably is atleast
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
If you only knew kid......if you only knew
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
touche, honky.....touche
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
jch just got deja vu from that one episode of Maury
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 25, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Good lord

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
I always take a cooler
fill it with coke and water, and I take in peanuts.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
my girlfriend stuffs her bra with ziploc bags filled with booze.
we can get hammered on the cheap AND it makes her rack look huge.
Sonny my pitched my wild
by GrooveLeg on Jan 25, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
AND it makes her rack look huge.
Until the fifth inning.
But in all seriousness, you would have to drink evenly correct? Cuz you don’t want two different sizes.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Don't judge me
One of my hands is smaller than the other.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
My left foot is 1/4 size bigger than my right.
We’re both disgusting freaks.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Do you wear two different sized shoes?
That would get expensive.
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 25, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
No, I just go the size up and lace the shit out of my right shoe.
It’s why, if you’ve ever seen my shoes, I put like 10 knots in them. I always by extra-long laces.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
*buy
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Did I ever tell you about the one legged waitress I ran into one night after drinking?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
No. But I want to hear about it NOW!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
She worked at IHOP
ZING!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Jan 25, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Damn! That's a good one.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Her name was Ilean, right!
Is this thing on?
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
man, I love a good pun
And YES, there is such a thing.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
I was going more down the road of "It's okay if her breats are different sizes since my hands are too"
But whatev.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
good lord
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Also, I just green'd you because that's awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
she sounds like a classy broad
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
She don't cause trouble, she don't bother nobody?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
i lost part of my liver with a a girl like that
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Lucky you didn't lose a kidney and wake up in a bathtub with a girl like that!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
"bathtub FULL OF ICE" that is
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
You can bring pretty much anything in as long as it's not in a glass bottle
And I’ll say this too: I know nyc is different from most places, but compared to the Mets stadium, GABP is incredibly affordable and relaxed about rules. I really envy fans who live there and can go to games so cheaply and easily.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
you are allowed
Minor league parks and spring training games usually don’t allow it, but big league parks often do. GABP does, as long your cooler is soft-sided and conforms to the size limitations for affiliated baseball parks (8″×8″×16″, I believe).
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
you're right
if you park in the parking garage that costs $7 that’s 3 blocks from the stadium, a family of four can go to the ballpark for $27. i’m really tired of the expensive excuse.
explain this, please
I don’t have children, but I WAS a child not too long ago. My family of five managed to go to ballgames on the cheap all the time. Nosebleed seats, far away parking*, and a couple of reasonable, previously set expectations about snacks (or a backpack full of pre-bought snacks) made this more than possible.
*coupled with a lack of fear of downtown.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, anyone can easily drop $100+ on a family night out...
but how is it so hard to buy cheap tickets and bring snacks?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
you're missing the point
cheap seats suck, its just as good to stay home and watch the game on television. the kids don’t get to go to the games very often.
and jch and i can easily blow $100 on ourselves at the ballpark. no food. no souvenirs.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Well, that's just a different way of viewing the games.
If you’re looking at them as a rare event that may as well cost a lot, then yes, it’s going to cost a lot.
The point made above was that it doesn’t have to cost a lot.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
i don't mind sitting up high
i like the energy of a ballgame.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
There's not a single bad seat in this ballpark.
Plus it’s really really really really (shall I go on?) easy to move to better seats in Great American. As long as the place isn’t sold out, no one cares. I moved down to the lower level for at least half of the games I went to last year.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
Horse shit
Any seat that isn’t on the first level between home and 3rd or home and 1st are pretty unacceptable
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
I guess it depends on your definition of "bad" and "unacceptable"
{shrugs} As long as I can see the game, I’m golden.
That being said, I’m shorter than Daniel Ray Herrera. I have had my view blocked by the big and tall set on occasion. That’s no fun, but I don’t really blame the ballpark for that.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
That's heightist!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I really like a ballpark
That has a steep incline. The newer parks tend to be much better about this than the older ones.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
re: energy of the ballgame
I lucked into seats behind home plate once this year— not the Diamond Seats, but the section right behind them, where you had to be escorted to your seats and all. The view was unreal, but the atmosphere totally sucked. No one cheering (except me), no yelling (even nice, encouraging things, like me), not even much laughing or talking. Give me the upper deck over that any day.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No doubt.
I can’t stand the ‘Down-in-front’ and ’Let’s-talk-business’ crowds.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
the worst thing is
those people are usually there to see and be seen, not to enjoy a ballgame. I hate the wonderful seats are out of reach.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
I also got the "best seats in the house" upgrade this year
And that was also not so great. It may have been better when it was the big red sofa, but now it’s four HUGE recliners, so wide that you’re too far away from the people you came to the game with to be able to talk at all.
Moral of the story: cheap seats for the win!
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
I hate being behind the screen
It doesn’t have the same feel as sitting down the lines
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
My beef with behind the screen is
what it does to my eyes after 8 or 20 beers. Shit messes with my equilibrium.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
edit that
jch and i can easily blow $100 on ourselves at the ballpark. no food…
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like someone's jealous
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Or, hasn't had a rib removed yet.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
God, don't do that
It’ll be nothing but trouble.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Adam and Eve/d
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you, I was hoping it wouldn't go unnoticed
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
when i was a kid, i didn't care that we sat in the red seats
it’s really sad that people think television is the equivalent of real life experience. going to a reds game with my family as a kid was special. i went with my single mother and two sisters. we got free lunch in school because of my mother’s income. yet we still went to 2-3 reds games a year – more if people gave us tickets.
I'll have to try that approach
Hi Mr Castelini – I am the adopted child of a 99 year old woman…I never met my biological mother but I understand that she is either on welfare or dead. Can I have 4 field level seats for tonight’s game against the Cardinals….
Should work.
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
if you take the kiddos to the ballpark
and then deny them the sundae in a reds helmet or a souvenir you’re kinda cheapening the ballpark experience. i agree with packing some food items but its pretty much sensory overload to a child with all the vendors running up and down the aisle all game.
if you dont believe me take 3 kids to Disney on Ice and let me know at exactly what time you lose your patience… i’m wagering “before the show begins”.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
yup
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
I never got any of that stuff when I was a kid...
For us it was a choice of peanuts, snow cone, popcorn, or ice cream in a tiny cap. If we were lucky we got two.
Is that a difficult boundary to set?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
dude
you don’t even have cable. you’re pretty much an outlier when it comes to material possessions.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
We did when I was a kid...
but yeah, my father was pretty cheap. We always ate dinner ahead of time and got a snack (or maybe two) at the ballpark.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
This
was my experience growing up, too. I can understand HOW an outing at the ballpark COULD cost a lot of money. I’m just saying it doesn’t HAVE to. It’s a choice.
Of course, I also don’t have cable, so I’m probably nutty.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
when i was little
i’d go to the ballpark. We’d each have 2 hot dogs and a coke, and bring in our own peanuts and cracker jacks. Plus I watched a lot of games from the red seats as a child.
I still cherish summer nights at the old ballpark.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
aww, nostalgia for Riverfront!
I still want to call the upper deck the “red seats” now, even though all the seats in the ballpark are red.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
I've said it before
But I liked how you could judge the quality of your ballpark experience just by the color of your seat. Some colors are better than others. Just like in real life.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 25, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Wow, man. You are just on a horrible/hysterical roll.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
same here
Well, my family didn’t like baseball, but when we went to carnivals, amusement parks, etc., we knew what to expect. They might buy us one thing. If we wanted anything else, we had to buy with our allowance money. Even then, it might be subject to the “mom veto.”
And I see families doing that at the ballpark all the time. The kids get one item, and if they ask for something else (which they do, being kids), the parents say “no.” I’ve never seen a meltdown over it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jan 25, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i'm learning
the real steel is to stand strong in the face of the meltdown.
Snarkiness seems to help. “Wow, that tantrum isn’t nearly as impressive as the one you threw last week.”
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
You are going to be so glad you taught your kids to be sarcastic,
when they become teenagers.
IAN! I'm on traain!
cheapening the ballpark experience?
really? just wow. be a parent and say no. your kids turn out all right in the end. ask my mom.
Are you saying that you've turned out all right?
You are after all a RR addict…
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980
I got straight A's in school
That’s how I usually went to games.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 25, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Me, too!
I’m pretty sure that’s how I became a real Reds fan and not just someone who went to games with my family. It gave me ownership— those were MY tickets we were using.
Do they still have the straight-A program? I sure hope so.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
Book-it was the BEST!
But I don’t think that was affiliated with RIF. Reading is Fundamental (the organization) is in my doghouse right now. I interviewed for a job with them in October and am still waiting to hear back. Grrr. Of course, if they offer me a job, I’ll be friends with them again, no questions asked.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
I had no idea that was an organization
I was just ripping off NBA commercials.
I don’t know how the non-profit world is, but the private sector can be very slow on hiring decisions, as I’m finding out right now. Best of luck.
Do you mean...
these NBA commercials, with Shaq and Juwan Howard? If so, that’s RIF.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
I agree
I’ve saved money by going to Rock Bottom before the game. I can get a burger and a couple of good beers for as much as I would pay for 2 hot dogs and a shitty american mass brewed beer at the ballpark.
Plus I can get my buzz on there, and when Aaron Harang gives up five runs in the first inning i’m sober again.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
Nice Ballpark - GABP
I’ve been to 11 games there. 10 of which involved the Cubs. I’m glad that GABP doesn’t have the bells and whistles that Turner Field in Atlanta does. It’s just simply a nice place to watch a game. I love the setting on the Ohio River.
"The big possums walk late." - Harry Caray
Buy a 12 pack of say, Miller Lite, for $7.99.
Put it in a cooler and take to the park.
Sell each one to seat neighbors (discreetly) for $6.50.
Enjoy the game with a $70 profit.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
Pops Daniels, pulling America out of recession one beer at a time.
Pops Daniels for President 2012
Paid for by the people to elect Pops Daniels President
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
I promise, I'll smack a muthafucker in the name of freedom!

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Done
You have my vote.
Also, steal his beer when you’re done. I’ve never had N. Korean brew. It probably tastes like oppression!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
The headlines during my term would be:
President’s people say he gets it, just doesn’t give a fuck.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So, what you're saying is: honesty.
Hell, that’s more than we usually get. You’re a true man of the people.
Just don’t forget to add: “I’m watching the game.” After the doesnt give a fuck statement.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
I generally have but I don't really know if you're allowed.
My pint of Makers is usually slightly warmed by my top-fur.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think you're technically allowed to bring in anything
non-alcoholic and not in glass containers.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
as long as it's not open!
Baseball games are the only times I ever buy bottled water. They won’t even let you bring in an empty water bottle and fill it up at the water fountain. Booo.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
That's so strange.
I wonder what rule they’re trying to follow there.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
they're afraid
You’ll empty out a water bottle and fill it up with vodka.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
But that makes no sense.
How could you do that without bringing in vodka?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
They don't do a hands on search, so you can easily smuggle booze in if you're that desperate
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Right, I get that.
I’m just saying…the empty water bottle is irrelevant.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I hear ya
The conspiracy theorist in me says it’s because they want you to buy their overpriced concessions instead.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I concur with this.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
I think
they just have a rule against open containers, and don’t want to get into debates about how much water is allowed in the bottle before it’s considered no longer empty.
They do allow unopened bottles of water, after all.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Actually, I think they're afraid
You’ll bring in liquids and make a bomb. The no open container rule was a post-9/11 thing. That doesn’t explain why I can’t bring in an empty water bottle, though.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
interesting
security for Obama’s acceptance speech at Invesco was performed by TSA (It is a wonder he wasn’t shot or the place wasn’t bombed with TSA providing security), and they allowed people to carry in empty bottles. Coke was giving out free Aquafina in the line, and TSA just made people dump out any remaining water.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
That’s how it is on planes, too. I always travel with a stainless steel water bottle. One time I went through security with a little water still in it, and they just had me dump it out and sent me on my merry way.
You know, I’m going on and on about this, but the truth is, I haven’t tried to bring an empty water bottle into the ballpark in years. Maybe they’ve mellowed a bit.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
bottles
… ah, yes, we frankly don’t live in a world full of gifted people. Some of them come to the ballpark, drink too much, act like fools and throw stuff onto the field.
nickel beer night in Cleveland
disco demolition in Chicago
since those days, the teams have decided they would decide when you had too much to drink and what you are permitted to bring with you to the park.
Yes, part is about being able to manage all the concessions, which makes sense if you are a business.
No matter what … the ball club reserves the right to take it away from you if they want. It says so right there on your ticket.
An empty bottle would probably not invoke the terrorist clause, however, unless you were planning to buy a beer and pour some of it into a bottle and give it to somebody who’s underage.
Hey, they got lawyers sitting around plotting this stuff.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
Can't they just hire Sam Wyche to yell at everyone over the PA?
by Brendanukkah on Jan 25, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
Not anymore
(Throat cancer/d.)
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Boom! Rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
And don't forget
Cleveland is also the reason all beers are served in those ridiculous plastic bottles now (Remember the Browns game when the fans pelted the refs with beer bottles?)
I hate those plastic bottles. I feel like an idiot (even more so) or a child (even more so). Can I please have my beer in a glass bottle like my father and grandfather?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah,
at least Philly fans had enough sense to throw batteries and not sacrifice beer bottles.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Agreed.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
Shit that's waaaayyyy to big someone delete it!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
And snowballs @ Santa
Put it in their hands, and they’ll throw it @ the opposition, or even their own players
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 25, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, that was 40 years ago
There’s not much of a difference among the hardcore fans of most big cities.
they serve beer in aluminum bottles
At spring training and at minor league games. Often some kind of commemorative thing.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
let's not forget
the Chicago event ruined a perfectly good form of music.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
uh-huh
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
oh you know
KC and the Sunshine Band … that’s the way, uh-huh … I like it.
Very good
very very good.
I bet you also do the YMCA song with the rest of the group when they play it at the park.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
Disco Sucks.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
That would be
Rick Dees and his Band of Idiots doing
Disco Duck … not Disco Sucks.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
No.
Disco sucks

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Suckin' to the oldies?

I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe you should all get
Jimmy Castor Connection and his “Bertha Butt Boogie” which was the sequel to “Trog.”
Not exactly disco, not exactly rock, not exactly … um …
“it’s fun to stay at the
Y
M
C
A”
come on, you all know the song.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
I hate that song.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
interesting
Look at the product being advertised on the scoreboard!!!!
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
Hah! I didn't realize that. That is cool.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd for top-fur
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Brings out the natural aromas in the bourbon
sort of like warming a Brandy snifter, but with, you know, body heat radiating through pubic hair.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
you are not allowed to
but in Pittsburgh I put some small bottles of liquor under my wool cap. They don’t pat you down. Small flasks also work well.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
I've taken small bottles of liquor into GABP before with no problems
But still not legally
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 25, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
every year at game two
it Maker’s Mark night at the ballpark!
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
LF Bleachers
I have been a season ticket holder for the last several years. I started in the lower bowl, but moved to the LF Bleachers. Better view of the game, great atmosphere…all around awesome!
Strangely, that is the one area of the ballpark I've never sat
Dunno why, just never ended up there. Looks like a ton of fun though.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
not a big fan of the LF bleachers
the RF moon deck is much better and rowdier.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
And, you just might get cut!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
that's why i miss sukr
jch sometimes writes checks with his mouth that my asseth can’t cover. i need a 2nd wingman to venture into the danger zone.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Ask 'ol Jerm about playing golf with me.
I might be a bad wingman ’cause things might accelerate.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 25, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Fire, meet kerosene
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
...and now, with the new fancypants big screen...
You can still see the Mr. Red Race from the bleachers, if you crane your neck at the right angle!
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
That's my biggest gripe with the bleachers.
No scoreboard view. You get the same view of the field in the moon deck, and you can see the scoreboard from there.
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 25, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
but you get the comfort of bleachers
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty sure it was
Justin’s actually been getting off some good lines in the last couple days.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 25, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
i have been sober for like 40 hours now
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
Want a chip?
Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.
-Hilaire Belloc
expensive?
Actually, I think “expensive” is a relative term. I don’t buy much food at the park and rarely dabble in souvenirs. So if I get my tickets for 15 bucks each and spend 10 bucks for parking, I’m in. What I guess was my point was that they even HAVE fireworks.
But I mostly attend the minor league games up here in NW Indiana and it costs me 10 bucks for a ticket to any good seat and … gawd ferbid I buy one of their “hot dogs” and a cola, I have spent as much for a snack as I did for the ticket.
Thankfully, for idiots like you, our forefathers gave us the second commandment – the right say whatever you want no matter if you’re wrong. — Unknown, for the most part
I bought 10 hot dogs at a Pirates game in Pittsburgh once
but i tail gated in the parking lot and was quite drunk.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
I was watching the Saints/Vikings game, cut me a break :)
I’m probably gonna go back tonight and tweak this, it turned out “less gooder” than I had hoped.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
serious
i think youve done a terrific job. im planning a few weekenders to Cincy this summer and you pretty much just did all the leg work for me. it may be have taken you a few years to get it done, but you done it well :)
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 25, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Whatever do you mean? It's not like Slyde & I talked about this at a game last June or anything......
Thanks man. :)
And as always, call/write/send flowers to let me know you’re in town. Just not on bobblehead nights. Thief.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
you have no proof!
that coulda been anyone in that picture!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 25, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Only a man named after a cat could operate so sneakily
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 25, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
circumstantial evidence!
that’s all you have!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 25, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Cheshire cat is also a suspect, fear not
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Jan 25, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
he was present the evening in question
reasonable doubt! fuck you, Jerms!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 25, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Careful what you wish for
Don’t start a fire you can’t put out, sugar.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Good thing you didn't see that before you went to bed, eh?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
After spending my first 20 years of baseball games at Riverfront
I think Great American has a refreshing amount of personality. I love the mosaics of the Big Red Machine and the original Red Stockings. I like the baseball quotes that run on the edges of the second level. The statues out front are nice (incidentally, does anyone know if they’re through adding new ones?) And the view of the river/Kentucky/the bridges is delightful. The only stadium I’ve though was nicer is Camden Yards.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 3:19 PM EST reply actions
Not sure if they're done adding statues
but I think they’re done adding statues at Crosley Terrace. I can’t think of someone from 1912-1970 that’s worth adding a statue of (maybe Vander Meer — but Nux is already pitching) that played a huge amount of their career at Crosley.
Rose played there and some of the other BRM, but they’re known more for being at Riverfront.
Ideally I’d like to see a Larkin statue (since the BRM already has a mural) but I don’t think they’d put it on the Terrace.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
agreed
GABP is about baseball. Not the experience. Not the gimmicks. Its all red, white, and baseball field. I love it for this.
For what its worth, Busch stadium tried this and sucks at it. It’s just dingy and morose, in my opinion
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Jan 25, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
suck it cardinals fans!
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
I like
the Crosley Field/Crosley Terrace connection (though I don’t think it’s obvious to visitors— is there a plaque or something?). You’re right, though, they’ll have to come up with a new way to honor the next stage of great players. Wonder what they’ll come up with?
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 4:16 PM EST reply actions
oh no! reply fail
first time for everything
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Smoking thread
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Obvious misstep
With reference to Christian Morlein, try a sip of your buddy’s or just skip it altogether. It may have been a fine brew at one point in history, but today’s version tastes like a Cubs fan urinated in a flat Killians. If that sounds good to you, then buy yourself a round.
A quick tip about the Hall of Fame museum…. if you go the museum after 8:00, it will be closed. Even if the game is still in the 1st inning. And even though it makes no sense that the museum at the ballpark closes at the beginning of the game where there are tens of thousands of people there who might be interested. And even though there are no hours listed on the door or anywhere else. And even if the door to the museum is unlocked. This is true even if the security guard throwing you and your family out swears that the door you walked through was locked.
by Brian B on Jan 25, 2010 7:36 PM EST via mobile reply actions
So I don't believe you people about Megabus
I’m looking to come home for a weekend next month. Round trip from Chicago to Cincinnati via Megabus is $78. Round trip from O’Hare to CVG is $95.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
You waited too long.
If you had gotten it a couple of months ago (or weren’t traveling on a weekend) the ticket could easily be $20.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
perhaps
but i’m not complaining about a $95 plane ticket. Hopefully they will last through next year. I feel like as Delta draws down the hub at CVG capacity will continue to be cut so these weekend airfares will vanish. There are currently 19 daily flights each way between O’Hare and CVG, that is not sustainable.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 25, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
looking at $290 from CVG to O'Hare in Aug
Megabus $25 roundtrip
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
I don't know how I ended up here...
but I had a blast reading the comments. A free laugh is a bargin nowadays, and i had quite a few while i was here. thanks guys.
-a cubs fan.
Cubs fan? GET THE HELL OUT!
I keed, I keed. We have a bad habit of veering waaaaaaaay off course here. It’s simultaneously the most and least enjoyable aspect of the site.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
We have a bad habit of veering waaaaaaaay off course here.
Horseshit! … Let’s talk about elephants
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 26, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Did you guys hear about the hippo that ate the midget?
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
No, but do you know what a Jawa's favorite food is?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 26, 2010 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Zucchini!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 28, 2010 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
Some people do weird stuff with those...
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Hey now, don't judge ... JCH might be lurking
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 28, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Well, there was this one time....
Whoops, never mind. This is a family site.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Judge?
I don’t care what he puts in his salad…
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the store in Waltham Mass in the middle of the night to get some Hostess cupcakes?
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock 1899 - 1980

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