A Visitor's Guide To Cincinnati and GABP, Part 2 - Dining
Now that you've made it to Cincinnati and have settled into your temporary living arrangements, let's move onto the next human necessity: FOOD. Luckily, this is my specialty. I eat and drink like few people can. I’m Adam Richman minus 75 pounds, stubble, and a degree from Harvard.
Cincinnati food, come get some!
Cincinnati's signature food would have to be its take on chili. Cincinnati-style chili is a lot thinner than regular chili and has a touch of cinnamon and chocolate in it to create a unique flavor. It's served as hot dog sauce in a cheese coney(seen above), over spaghetti(known as a Three, Four, or Five Way, seen above), and even over French Fries and baked potatoes. It is always accompanied by an egregious amount of finely shredded Cheddar cheese and oyster crackers. If you’ve never had it, you have to try it. It tastes a lot better than it sounds, trust me on this.
There are two main chili peddlers in town, Skyline and Gold Star. You'll be able to find one of these no matter where you are. A dark horse candidate would be Camp Washington Chili, one of the originals and still one of the best according to many.
Goetta is a local favorite as well, a breakfast food that resembles sausage but is equal parts meat and pinhead/steel cut oats. It's a leftover from the German heritage that runs deep in the area, and many people are fans. I am not to be included in that group. You can get it at most mom and pop style diners (The Anchor Grill and Chili Time come to mind) around town. Repeat - I recommend the chili, I do not recommend the goetta.
I should point out before we go any further – Ohio is smoke free, Kentucky and Indiana are not. If you're a non-smoker and want to avoid the smoke, go to Ohio establishments. If you are a smoker, please be aware that you will not be able to smoke indoors (stadia included) in Ohio. If you don't care one way or the other, you just wasted 10 seconds reading this paragraph.
Now for some more traditional fare. I won't be mentioning chain restaurants because I don't need the comment count of this story to exceed 500, not to mention information on those places is more than handy elsewhere on the web.
Burgers, because it's what we do here at RR – Terry’s Turf Club and Gordo’s Pub & Grill have the best burgers in Cincinnati. Anyone who says otherwise is a damned idiot, end of story. Other contenders include Arthur’s Café, Zip’s, and Bard’s Burgers, where history once occurred(see the RR review). RR Reviews – Terry’s, Gordo’s, Bard’s
Pizza – Larosa’s is the locally based "favorite" but most people not from the area don’t like it. I love Aponte’s (NJ style), and people Adriatico’s (Clifton, NY Style) and CHI-Nati’s (Kenwood,
BBQ – Montgomery Inn is another local favorite, although I'm more partial to Walt’s BBQ and BBQ Revue myself. City BBQ is another RR favorite with many locations throughout Cincy.
Sushi/Thai – I love me some Teak (Mt. Adams). Others to consider are Dancing Wasabi, Amarin, & Matsuya.
Steak – Jeff Ruby has steak on lockdown in the ‘Nati, with his downtown restaurant, The Precinct, and Carlo & Johnny. Morton’s (chain alert!) is also very good.
Italian – Boca, Scotti’s, and Pompilio’s head the list here. Did you know that a scene from an old movie starring Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise was shot in Pompilio’s? Everyone here does.
Mexican – Nada (downtown) is the only "good" Mexican place I can think of off hand, but Rio Grande (in a strip mall no less) gets a mention since that’s where I always seem to end up when I'm craving an enchilada.
Fast Food – Frisch’s (American diner style), Penn Station (East Coast subs, good fries), and Izzy's (sandwiches, corned beef as a specialty) are all acceptable choices.
Ice Cream – Graeter’s is a local favorite, along with Aglamesis Bros.
Beer/Wine – Hofbrauhaus is a must stop for any beer aficionado, and Beer Sellar has an amazing array of beers available (and a water taxi to the game!). If you’re into wine, try The Vineyard Wine Room in
MISC – Some places you might want to try for a variety of reasons: City View Tavern (pub food, ridiculous view), Chez Nora’s rooftop bar/jazz club(great ambience), Jean-Robert’s new place when it opens (link coming), Slim’s in Northside(fine gourmet food with a less than stuffy attitude), The Righteous Room (if you’d like to drink with some of Cincinnati’s "finest"), and if you feel like slumming it in a dive bar/burger joint straight out of the 50s, Herb & Thelma’s is the place to go. (not really, I just wanted to appease a couple of our more jackassish Red Reporters)
Lastly, our own Pops Daniels has volunteered his services if you have any questions, as he claims to have worked at or know someone at most of the worthwhile joints in town.
Okay guys, let me have it……what did I miss?
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Bleedcubbieblue hijacked all of sbnation.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 22, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Why are the fonts and colors so strange on this story?
I just happened to be watching “Man vs. Food.” They’re in Sarasota. How did I miss Salty Dog when I was down there? A 1/4 lb. deep-fried hotdog with grilled onions, saurkraut, grilled mushrooms, bacon, and covered with melted swiss, american, mozzarella, and cheddar cheeses. They call it “a heart attack on a bun.” It looks like it would feed a small third world country.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I went to one of the places that was on there but I can't remember what it was called
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 22, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
That show
always makes me lose my appetite. There’s just so much food, it’s nauseating.
They just showed a sandwich with two cheeseburgers, onions rings, french fries, fried chicken fingers, onions, peppers, philly cheesesteak, and macaroni and cheese.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah, I'd never be able to eat most of that stuff
But I would not hesitate to take jch there and laugh at him while he tries to eat a 5 pound cheeseburger
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 22, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, that reminds me, I want to send in my pic from the Bardzilla to them
Maybe they’ll come to Latonia. :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
honestly
Adam Richman is a wimp compared to you. I don’t think think he’d make a dent in the ’zilla.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I didn't realize
Cincinnati chili always came with oyster crackers. Even if you order it on a hotdog?
I used to work at a fast food joint in Hawaii. Where chili is always served over rice, to many a tourist’s surprise. The Australian tourists in particular seemed appalled. They kept asking for crackers instead, and didn’t seem to believe it when we told them we didn’t have any.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
If you value your life
DON’T eat Skyline or Gold Star. That stuff is just foul.
Oh and another friendly warning. The Jeff Ruby restaurants are fantastic, but crazy expensive.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
the prices don't look that bad
But the portion sizes look insane. It looks like you have be be ready to eat a pound of steak if you eat there.
Not to mention “sides to share” (= way too much food for one person to eat)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I had the thickest steak ever there
I was halfway through and stuffed. And ya gotta remember that $35-$45 is for just the steak….nothing comes with it.
Last time my wife and I went to Carlo and Johnny, the damage (with tip) was around $140. And we were being relatively frugal for that place. Just had water to drink.
We try to go once a year. Skipped last year with moving into a new house. Might be able to splurge this year.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 22, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
you gotta remember bubbafan lives in the new york area
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2010 3:18 AM EST up reply actions
not really
I’m upstate, in an area far more rural than Cincinnati is.
I was looking at the size of the steaks. 24 oz? That would easily feed two people, more if they weren’t big eaters. If you share the steak as well as the sides, it’s not that unreasonable for a good steakhouse.
It really drove home how large portions have become when my parents took me, my sister, and her partner to their favorite French restaurant. My sister and her partner were going to split an entree, like they always do, but Dad told them that this restaurant served French-style portions, and they each needed to order their own entree. Not only that, but he said to order an appetizer and dessert, too – it wouldn’t be too much.
He was right. Appetizer, soup, salad, entree, and dessert was just enough. Usually I don’t order an appetizer or dessert, and still get way too much food.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The best sign of a more "fine dining" experience is, to me, perfectly thought out portions like you are describing
Chains and cheap places want to get you stuffed and look like they are providing great value by giving huge portions.
Nice restaurants want to give you a good experience and quality food.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
I was a good player until Skyline did me in.
But once you eat it you can’t stop…even now I have it sent to me at whatever AA park I’m momentarily at.
Where's the Pheasant?
by CoreyPatPat on Jan 22, 2010 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
okay, PatPat, when I clicked on your name..
The name “Who” showed up in your profile. But we all know that Who’s on first, and as I recall, you couldn’t find your way to first base with a GPS system and a pair of rollerskates.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 12:00 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I could eat Skyline every day of the week
And goetta is great.
First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...
I get that there are some pretty strong food opinions on this site
So I’m prepared to be lambasted for any opinions I state. For my money, though, the best pizza in town is Dewey’s. Pomodori is also good.
by the finest muffins on Jan 22, 2010 10:57 PM EST reply actions
I'm partial to Adriatico's myself
But Dewey’s is dang good. Is that a local thing though? For some reason, I’m under the impression that they have those everywhere.
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
I like Adriatico's a lot, but they have that in Columbus, too, so....
Dewey’s, I’m 90% sure, is a Cincinnati original that has since spread to a few other places, including Dayton, Cleveland, Columbus, and St. Louis. But it’s mostly ours.
by the finest muffins on Jan 22, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, you're right
Like BK, I thought it was a national chain.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I've never heard of Dewey's
There’s one in Dayton, you say?
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2010 1:48 AM EST up reply actions
Yep
It’s right by UD, off of Brown Street, near Coldstone and Penn Station. Though I haven’t been there since I graduated, so any of that information could be wrong now.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 1:50 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, ok.
I’ve seen it there, never eaten it.
I’m kinda pissed about how they cleaned up Brown St. Milano’s is fucking unrecognizable now. It was much better as a mob front.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2010 1:58 AM EST up reply actions
deweys and adriaticos are both in columbus
both are fantastic. i have to give the nod to deweys. the edgar allan poe and the socrates revenge are the most amazing conceptual pizzas ever
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
yeah i had dewey's once
they sure do know how to do their toppings. but im a man who’s of the opinion that toppings are the 5th most important thing on a pizza pie. it was a fine pizza, but ive certainly had better.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 23, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
i'm not a deweys fan
like you said they focus on things that aren’t as important to making a really good pizza. they should get their crust fixed and then worry about their toppings.
wow, I completely disagree
Dewey’s is my favorite crust of anywhere I’ve ever eaten pizza, including in other cities and on homemade pies. Of course, I also love their toppings (Green Lantern!), but the crust is the real seller, in my opinion. I can’t figure out why it’s so awesome— my newest theory is that it’s a sourdough recipe of some kind.
by the finest muffins on Jan 24, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
You're right about the crust
I’ve had Dewey’s at least 5 or 6 times, and I just do not care for their crust at all.
Also, I think their sauce is inconsistent as well.
Admittedly, I go there for the overall flavor(s) and taste, although the texture of the crust does take away from the experience.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 24, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
try Aponte's
or the NY style joing at the intersection of Montgomery and Fields Ertel Rds.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
I smoked a joing once
Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.
-Hilaire Belloc
What about the best vegetarian restaurants?
I went to Melt last time I was there, and the food was great…but wow, the employees were assholes.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
This might be a sarcastic comment
But as a real live vegetarian, I have an opinion. My favorites:
Melt (I’ve never gotten a bad vibe from the staff. that’s too bad, Gray!)
Myra’s Dionysus
Dewey’s
Lemongrass
Cactus Pear
Javier’s
Habanero (I have to plug them because they let me have an art show at their place, but their salsa is also the best in town)
Tucker’s (but I don’t think many tourists will find themselves in Over-the-Rhine)
by the finest muffins on Jan 22, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
You just made Gray's night, seriously
Now if we can find one that has Shock Top specials on tap, we’ll be in business!
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
I'm not a particular fan of Shock Top
but it was plenty drinkable for $3 a pint.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Damn straight.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
overpriced @ $1/pint
dont fruit the beer
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
You weren't being sarcastic?
Whoa. Hey there, veg buddy!
by the finest muffins on Jan 22, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
I'm never sarcastic!
Well, okay, I am sometimes. But I wasn’t then…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
As long as you spell sarcastic right, you'll be fine
Love you, Gray. :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
my sis is a vegetarian
who owns an Angus farm. we’re grilling cow steaks today when celebrating all the family January birthdays. she’ll be having Ratatouille and I’ll be taking home leftover carcass.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Riverside Korean, Veg Head, and La Mexicana seem to be well thought of as well, opinions?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
there's a vegetarian korean restaurant?
That surprises me only because all of my favorite korean recipes have surprise fish sauce/anchovy stock and are thus not actually vegetarian.
IAN! I'm on traain!
Same here, I was surprised
Looks like they serve meat too, so not good for vegans.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
It didn't make much sense, but it was ranked "top 5 in Cincinnati" somewhere and a bunch of the commenters raved
That either speaks volumes about their food, or the amount of vegetarian options in Cincinnati. I’ll let you decide. :)
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
There's a bar/Korean restaurant in Chicago
that has a vegan buffet every week. So yeah, I think it’s easy to do once you modify the sauce and stock.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Ah, there is the egg, which I guess vegans wouldn't like...
But vegans are kind of crazy.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Hipster vegans tend to be okay with getting
leather and wool stuff secondhand, but yeah…it’s a lot harder for the serious ones. At least that I can respect.
But a lot of vegans seem to become vegans because they don’t like food. Then they make a big deal out of finding tasteless food that meets their requirements. Bleh. This is why I’m wary of vegan restaurants; the only good one I’ve ever found was in Montreal.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
can i have the name of that place one more time
its going in my favorites.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Have you still not gone?
It’s the dragonlady lounge. I wouldn’t recommend going to the buffet when it’s full of crazy vegans, but most other times it’s empty.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
i kinda keep ending up at the same bar
i have become a regular at the Red Line Tap, especially on Tuesday nights.
Plus generally when I really think I want to get food and explore the city I’m drunk and it is 2AM.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
What do vegan zombies eat?
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
GRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSS
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Jan 23, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You have to consider that he answered his own question
If he wanted the green he should have put it in his original post. They were both funny though
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 23, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
I was setting it up for someone else
I was thinking GRAINS, but ‘mache nailed it with one I hadn’t thought of.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I rec'd them both. Now they are both green.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
I thought about a veggie section but I figured a solid 101% of baseball fans drank beer and ate raw meat straight off the bone
Newport Pizza Co. supposedly has some killer veggie pizzas as well.
Would anyone like to add to muffins’ list? I’ll be happy to add a veggie section.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
95%* of midwestern baseball fans love meat and cars.
I’m just happy to represent the other 5%. :)
*totally a made-up number. 101% may be more accurate.
by the finest muffins on Jan 22, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Plus, as a vegetarian,
I can find decent food at a lot of the places you mentioned. This includes the obvious ones like the pizza, Italian, Mexican, and Thai places, plus the less obvious Zip’s, Arthur’s, Hofbrauhaus, Skyline, and Penn Station. Meanwhile, all the restaurants I named as vegetarian also serve meat dishes. That’s why I sometimes oppose having a vegetarian section on these kinds of things. It seems unnecessarily limiting.
by the finest muffins on Jan 22, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
True.
I liked the vegetarian burrito at Skyline. Do you know of better vegetarian chili?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Besides the stuff I make in my own kitchen?
I like Melt’s, if you’re willing to venture there again after they called you mean names and got your order wrong (or whatever happened the last time you were there.)
Tucker’s is also good.
by the finest muffins on Jan 22, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Do you have a recipe?
Yeah, the chili there sounded good. And I guess they really weren’t total assholes, just rude to customers…and the food was pretty expensive for that.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
jicama
I haven’t made veggie chili in a long time. But when I did, it was the only known excellent use for jicama.
Mmmmmmmm… chili. Might have to make that again soon.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
yeah, I do...
I hesitated to share it, because I kind of feel like I’ve hijacked two Cincinnati threads now with my weirdo ways (first buses, now vegetarianism. the madness!!!) Sharing recipes seemed like a new step off topic.
But what the hell.
Also, I got this cookbook from the library once because its cover art was cool. Turns out its got some good recipes, too.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Dude, I know you're new
But take a look around……we rarely stay on the same planet, much less topic.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
there's a new Veggie place
across the street from Allyn’s in the strip mall we all parked out. Ash was an angry bitch that evening.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Tostada's, woo hoo!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Not even pepper can help Burger beer
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Word of advice
Don’t order a three way at the ballpark when it’s 90 degrees outside unless you feel like throwing up.
USA Today
has an article about Beirut today. Sounds like you’ll be too busy partying to worry about the Reds…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
worrying about wars is more like it, the way hizbollah and syria are freaking out right now and building up troop levels
i’m not into that glitzy kind of nightlife. they have plenty of it here in dc with $15 coverage charges and all that. fortunately, there are a ton of dive bars, too.
it is kind of cool if you’re out at night and are high up and can see the various clubs on the rooftops.
I went to the Front Page in Dupont last Saturday
Holy hell, what a mistake! No cover, but wall to wall assholes. I’ve rarely been in a place that packed. They played shitty music too, even for the type of place it was. Buffalo Billiards is far preferable, and just downstairs.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2010 1:51 AM EST up reply actions
back in my younger days, we used to go to front page every thursday after work
we’d leave a tad earlier and get a table. there’d be about ten or twelve of us there for those buckets of coronas. this went on for several months and suddenly we realized how annoying it was.
the end.
still go to buffalo billiards from time to time. i watched most of the world series there. they had on the sound and the monday night football people were pissed that they had to sit in a corner while most of the screens had on the WS. it was great!
The Real World DC kids went to the Big Hunt on this week's episode
…for dinner.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2010 2:00 AM EST up reply actions
they don't play the sound for their world series games. and you have to tell them to change it to the game instead of bmx racing
that’s funny. how is that show?
Meh.
I just like watching it to see familiar sights. Their first night in the house, they went to Bucca di Beppo for dinner. Way to go to a chain to get to know your new city! This is particularly unforgivable when Thaiphoon is almost literally across the street from their house.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2010 2:03 AM EST up reply actions
I still really like Stetsons or whatever that place is
probably my favorite real-person bar in DC. There simply aint a lot of those.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
THIS
I don’t eat Skyline at the ballpark because it’s messy and I’m usually drinking beer.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
True
Absolutely terrible ballpark food. If you’re not from here, and need to try it at the game, get a coney or two and tons of napkins.
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
Also, cincy chili and beer at the same time is a recipe for disaster IMO
On a related note, Vegas took a wash tonight as it’s 11:45PM on a Friday night and I am stone cold sober.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
A 3-way is not ballpark food, until they do this

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by Slyde on Jan 23, 2010 9:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
vote for favorite cincinnati chili parlor here
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Done. Camp Washington! ... bitches
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
So does John Wall.
snaps
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
I have no problem with this opinion
… as long as you’ve tried it. It’s the people who say it’s “not chili” who make me mad. Why do they get to be the dictionary?
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
i got it because i rarely get to have skyline and was at a trip to GABP a couple of years ago
i hadn’t had it in so long. it was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hot to be eating such heavy food, and i was surround by deadbirds fans with poojols shirts on. not very pleasant. that was the same day i brought a “Fire Narron!” sign to the ballpark, and you know what happened that night? He was fired.
One of my favorite things about the Nats stadium is its local food
They have a Ben’s Chili Bowl there. Now, half smokes are fantastic (think coney, but with a sausage, and much spicier), but holy hell are they messy at the ballpark. I recommend the Curly W pretzel.

by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2010 1:54 AM EST up reply actions
There's a Hard Times Cafe at Nationals Park too
I haven’t been to it, but I guess theoretically you can get Cincinnati chili there too.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2010 2:01 AM EST up reply actions
And UDF
And that fruit stand that says Findlay Market on it but doesn’t appear to have any affiliation with Findlay Market.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 2:02 AM EST up reply actions
GABP > PBS for local food
but it’s still not done right. Montgomery Inn should be ashamed to put their name on the pulled pork served at GABP. For what they give you, it’s the worst $10 spent at the ballpark, and that’s saying something. A few years ago, they would at least give you slaw and potato salad to go with the sandwich. Now I think they give you a empty bag of chips, and the sandwich is somehow smaller than years ago.
GABP should boot Montgomery Inn out if that is the product they offer and replace with City Barbeque.
And why does almost every stadium have open pit barbeque but not GABP? The more you go to GABP the more tired the food gets. By the end of last year I would just pick something up from the vendors on the Square on my way to the Park.
Other ballparks do local food much better than GABP.
at GABP there are only 3 places that are reasonable to go
you either go cheap and get the skyline coneys
you get the steak sandwich and/or pizza from larosas. Or you get the cheese steak from Penn station.
Nachos
How about how they changed the nachos at many of the stands at GABP to where you now get it in a box. The chips are in a bag, the cheese in a sealed cup and jalopeno sauce in a packet. You now have to know which stand at the Park sells nachos will hot cheese and actual jalopenos.
As far as disappointments go in 2009, the decision to add pre-boxed nachos to the GABP menu was the food equivalent to the decision to add Willy Taveras to the roster.
Once again, you speak the truth
I can buy that crap at Speedway, for a lot cheaper. I want real nachos and jalapenos damnit!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I agree there.
I’ve seen these elsewhere, too. How is this really much easier for them anyway?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
it may not be easier
but it is probably cheaper.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
You are right, sir.
As far as disappointments go in 2009, the decision to add pre-boxed nachos to the GABP menu was the food equivalent to the decision to add Willy Taveras to the roster.
Well said.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
jch, you need to add City BBQ to this too. Outstanding local chain.
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 23, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
I am a big fan of City BBQ.
The one thing I’ve discovered that Maryland does better than Virginia is BBQ. There are BBQ restaurants all over the place up here!
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Good Lord
I mean, there’s a Famous Dave’s or two, sure. But there’s no concept of actual bbq in the DC area, I don’t think. you ahve to go to rural virginia to find anything quality.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Rocklands is pretty good. Definitely on par with City BBQ.
Urban BBQ in Rockville is a new favorite. There’s also like five other barbecue joints in a five mile radius of my house that I haven’t been able to check out yet. I can’t speak for the quality, but the sheer number of them in Maryland blows away DC and Virginia.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
I really need to try this restaurant
JCH and I sampled it at Taste of Cincinnati a couple of years ago and it was crazy good. I think there is one close to Florence.
Let's go!
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 23, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Nope
Closest one is in Eastgate or Hyde Park.
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 23, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Which, by the way, is not close to Florence
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 23, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
Thought about it, but wanted to go with smaller places
Except Montgomery Inn, because people would have burned me at the cross for not including it.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Y'know, I've never had Montgomery Inn
Worth the hype?
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
service is shitty
sides are weak, but the bbq is incredible.
overall, it’s better to just buy the sauce at kroger and fix it at home
Saratoga chips and onion straws with awesome BBQ sauce are far from weak
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 23, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
what are Saratoga chips?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Kinda like a potato chip
but thicker, crispier
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 23, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
I have never heard the term before
Though I went to school near Saratoga, and they claim to have invented the potato chip. Supposedly, a difficult customer kept sending his meal back, complaining that the fried potatoes were too thick. So the irate chef finally sliced them as thin as he could. Presto, the potato chip was born.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
i had it here at the new one in Columbus last month
the brisket sandwich nearly sent me home in a body bag. goood.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 24, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
A brat with Kraut
is what I will typically play. But we don’t even do that right, and we are known as Porkopolis. Whoever is in charge of the sausages at GABP needs to take a trip to Miller Park and take a course. Kind of like when football visit opposing schools in the offseason to learn how the spread offense works.
For the record
the veggie hot dogs at GABP are gross and way overpriced. Go for the pizza, fellow vegetarians! Or just skip to the ice cream. Or have the good soft pretzels (not the gross soft pretzels.)
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
The soft pretzels there are enormous and very good
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 23, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
There are some very good soft pretzels at the stadium
But also some real stinkers. They’re literally two completely different products. I don’t know how (or why) they continue to sell the gross ones..
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
can you tell whcih one is which before buying?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Where are the good ones?
I had a crappy one last time I went.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I'm not going to be at all helpful here
They’re both all over the stadium. The good ones look good (and soft), though, while the crappy ones look crappy (and hard). I think the good ones are also sold alongside different flavored pretzels, like cinnamon sugar.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'll just have to pay more attention next time.
You can tell the difference by looking, right? My problem last time was that I assumed they were all the same.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
ohhh, you answered this. nevermind.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
In my experience, the better ones are huge and taste like the Auntie Anne's ones in the mall
They call it the Pretzilla or something
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 23, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
last minor league game I saw
was the Durham Bulls at the Gwinnett Braves. The food was good— fried pickles! and a local Georgia beer— plus I got to see the very pretty Ray Olmedo.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Sweetwater Brewery has some good, good stuff
They offer a fun brewery tour too.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
I too liked the Georgia beer
When I wasn’t drinking Yuengling, of course.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I saw Little Ray-Ray
at the last minor league game I saw, too.
I usually don’t eat at the ballpark, but the food at PNC Field looks really good. They have a wide selection, including relatively healthy options like roasted vegetables.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Be careful...
PNC serves nasty surprises like sweet pickles, which are abominations that should not be suffered to either live or exist anywhere within spitting distance of actual food.
Other than that, PNC is pretty good for food….lotsa local stuff, as I recall.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose
by Officer Dibble on Jan 25, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
BTW
How is that new Gwinnett deal working out? I graduated HS there and lived around that immediate area for quite a while and I’m curious how they’re doing with that franchise.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 24, 2010 1:51 AM EST up reply actions
I was just visiting, so I don't know much
The place was packed, which is a good sign, right? The Braves were out of of town that weekend, which is why we went to the Gwinnett game— because going to baseball games is what my family does when we’re together. We don’t really know much else.
by the finest muffins on Jan 24, 2010 2:13 AM EST up reply actions
Fair enough.
Thanks.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 24, 2010 2:15 AM EST up reply actions
they have Graters at the ballpark too, right?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I don't think so, actually.
Maybe because Carl Lindner owns UDF? Ballpark visitors will just have to stop by the Graeters on Fountain Square before or after the game.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Having gone to the new Nats ballpark last summer I can attest that the food there is fantastic
I also love their bar in CF. We watched both teams take BP sitting in that bar for a couple of games.
And the outdoor bar that’s just outside the LF gates (can’t remember the name of it), they have cornhole, which is never a bad thing.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 23, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they opened that area last year
Fantastic idea! Cornhole, as you mentioned, cheaper drinks, cheaper food, music. It’s the first little step in actually developing the neighborhood around the stadium, but I thought it was a tremendous success.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 23, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Citi Field has very good food
and for reasonable prices, too. I actually had a great experience there, besides Bruce getting injured and all
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
IT WAS YOU!
Thanks a lot, Cy.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
There's a really cheap place hiding out on the lower level
Anyone seen it? Small portion sizes of lots of different foods for way cheap. I can’t remember what it’s called, though.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
The $1 concession stand
Good luck if there’s more than 10K people at the game.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Yep, one stand
This is what it was like on Opening Day last year, you can see how far away I was from the actual booth.

"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I'm hoping that guy's name is Miller and it's a personalized jersey
As opposed to rockin’ a Corky Miller jersey
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 23, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Hell, I wondered aloud if it WAS Corky
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Jan 23, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have determined
that he was #22 in 2003 and 2004. So I guess the best (worst?) part is that someone hauled a 2003/2004 Miller out to wear to that game.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
So much like the fuckin Reds or any organization
market the hell out of “dollar hot dogs, dollar sodas, and $5 beers” and sell them at a single stand. You can market the price and come out a winner in the short term. I am tired of American corporations only thinking about the short term. The Reds don’t think about how many fans are pissed off because they were duped. These fans may just say fuck it and not return. I’m not buying any reds tickets from the box office this year, only deeply discounted scalper tickets.
The only airline that wasn’t shortsighted and didn’t add a bunch of new fees was Southwest, which happened to be the only airline to turn a profit in 2009.
More and more I feel like we need to tar and feather almost every CEO in America and get our country back. They aren’t any smarter than we are and they don’t know anything about running businesses.
Lets start the revolution.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
The $5 beers are available at most of the stands
But it’s like drinking beer out of a Dixie cup
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 23, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
Somewhere, Man Mountain shrugs
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
You need to voice your opinion to more people!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Didn't take long for you, I guarantee that
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Really?
The one time I went there, there was no line at all. That’s actually why I found it— I was looking for the shortest line.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
My little cup of UDF cherry cordial ice cream
was juuuuust right.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
What is UDF?
You’ll have to forgive my complete lack of connections to the Cincinnati area.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
United Dairy Farmers, a local dairy/ice cream/gas station type place
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
good lord
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
was it your bk that went through and cleaned up the thread?
if there was ever a time for “this thread is ruined”, this is it
oh loride jesus
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2010 3:21 AM EST up reply actions
Wait, what about Mt. Adams Bar & Grill?
(ducks)
Seriously, I wanna find a way to make that up to everyone
Tonight and last night were the seond and third Tonight Shows I've seen of his
The debut was the first.
oh - i want to see that.
i’m sure the ratings have to be through the roof this last week. And NBC thinks people are going to watch Leno after this?
That's what I can't understand
Especially after all the outpouring that celebrities have given to Conan this last week, how do they expect people to go on Leno’s show after the shit that he pulled? Will he get his audience back from his 1130 show before?
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 23, 2010 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
The guests will always go if they have projects to plug
But what happens when the Leno generation can’t stay up that late? Seems short sighted to stick with the older guy.
But let’s hand it to NBC for understanding sunk costs!
hey, which one was the god thread?
i’m writing something on grant desme and would like to reread some of the comments.
I'll do you one better
Here’s where Ash opened the can of worms.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
thanks a lot
i find the discussion on the A’s blog that boobs pointed out much less civil than the one here. but i wonder if it’d be different if we lost a prospect to the priesthood. maybe not if ours wrote this in college.
the discussion is still going on over there. it’s interesting.
It sounds sappy
But probably my favorite characteristic of this blog is the members’ ability to treat each other in a civil manner while arguing/disagreeing with them.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
definitely a good argument
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -Aristotle
I hate all of you
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
drinking this morning already, are we?
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Mimosas, Irish Coffee, & Bloody Marys....why do you ask?
Oh, and Keystone Light.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
A cuaffle would say that.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 23, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Glad to see my word is catching on. Yessss
"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."
It's #1 now on Google...
Nice job guys!
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Camp Washington is the best chili parlor in Cincy.
And IMO it’s really not even close after that.
And as a West Sider I have to pimp Price Hill Chili. The chili is just alright — get a coney because their spaghetti is not good — but their goetta is AWESOME. For those that like goetta try the goetta sandwich on toast (and if you’re disgusting like me get a little mayo on that bitch.)
A little more info on PHC: You’re entering one of the most heavliy populated conservative German/Irish Catholic neighborhoods in the city — Cheney ate at PHC during a campaign stop in 2004. So if you’re wondering why all the Cheney stuff is on the wall, that’s why. Also, avoid PHC on Friday evenings late in the season AT ALL COSTS — unless you’re wearing purple. Me and my ilk cram that place for Elder games, you WILL get poor service, it’s the nature of the beast.
Sidenote: Also to be avoided during Friday evening games during late August and all of September — the original LaRosa’s. After games (if for some reason you’re coming back up the hill) you should avoid these places, as well as the original Skyline
For ‘Greek,’ Sebastians has the best gyros in the city.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 1:20 AM EST reply actions
Good call on Sebastian's, I missed that one
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Oh, I forgot to mention
if you like double-decker sandwiches, PHC is hard to beat. And all the sandwiches are named after local teams — the Bengal, the Stinger (Cincy’s old WHL team), etc. It’s family place with a bar in one room, a family room in another and an old-fashioned diner in a third. If you like drinking, this is your place as well. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone cutoff there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
Chili Time has the best DD sandwiches
And they have sausage gravy cheese fries, which sing to me like a siren every time I drive by.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Blue Ash Chili
is the double decker king
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
that's just under BAC
The DD is gooooood.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Red Squirrel is also a double decker king
And if you can handle the triple deckers they have, hats off to ya
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 23, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
I almost linked Red Squirrel in the diners bit
There were a ton of places like that, just missing the cut.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Izzy's
let’s not forget about Izzy’s. Long-time local tradition and arguably our most successful “local chain” sandwich place. Or at least until Penn Station came around.
Both are great, though I would not recommend eating either unless you can take a nap right after.
THANK YOU
That’s the local chain I was forgetting in the fast food section. Consider it added.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
you got it
well done on the dining coverage BTW. Very comprehensive in my opinion and for the most part on target.
Oh shit, I can't believe I forgot Izzy's
A Reuben with 2 potato pancakes FTW.
God damn that place is the best.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
B is right about the nap, too
Izzy’s, PS, and Chipotle burritos all require a nap afterward.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
you are correct
unfortunately bk and i eat lunch at these places quite often.
we are useless afterwards
Yep
PS and Chipotle are both extremely incapacitating. The cursed Asian Buffet is the worst offender of this though.
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
I am
I’ve never had to take off work because of Chipotle
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
that's because you ate shrimp off of a buffet
that’s your own fault!
the waitress just brought me another beer even though I thought I told her I didn’t want one….oh well.
True story
I once ate 2 Chipotle burritos on my way to a Reds game back in ’07. Easily the worst decision I ever made.
I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71
I was an intern at a summer camp, so I never had time to buy groceries or eat camp food.
It was a Saturday afternoon, and Chipotle was the first thing I’d had to eat that day. The first one they gave me was smallish, but the second one was huge. I was miserable during the whole game.
I did win a bet though. 2 for the price of 1.
I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71
Last summer in Baltimore I did the same thing
1 Carnitas, 1 Barbacoa
Before watching the Orioles host Tommy Hanson & the Braves.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 24, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
And that's why I have to pay more taxes to bail out GM
Eat more salads, you selfish bastards.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
No, the good Korean people make Hyundais silly
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
the izzy's reuben is crazy good
but the double decker reuben is even better.
unfortunately, the double decker can’t match izzy’s potato pancakes. those things are awesome
yes, those potato pancakes are damn good
And any establishment that puts free pickles on the table is okay in my book.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
free pickles! how could i forget?
my 2 year old daughter eats like a million of those everytime we go there.
Maury's Tiny Cove has the best pickles
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Don't know about Maury's Tiny Cove's pickles
but as for the rest of the establishment — it ain’t half bad.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't know anyone outside of St. Bernard knew Chili Time!
Nor did I think they could stay open once the smoking ban took effect.
That being said, I loved their cheese fries when I was a kid. And they have some cool baseball card displays on their walls.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
Let's just say I've have spent some time in St. Bernard
Used to hang out at Meiner’s occasionally.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I'll still take PHC's DD's over anywhere
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
There's a boob joke in there somewhere
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I know ... I couldn't come up with one, either.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Your chili establishment of choice depends on your location in the city, IMO
Personally, I’m partial to Pleasant Ridge Chili, as a Xavierite. There is nothing better to end a drunken night than gravy cheese fries and a coney, and the service is always very bad and the two cops that they hire to keep watch at that establishment have the worst jobs ever.
But as I said, with people from around their areas, you can’t talk them out of places like PHC and Camp Washington, and even Dixie Chili in some portions of NKY (I have a cousin who swears by this). I’ve had all three of those, and while they’re all excellent, none are PRC.
"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles
by BK on Jan 23, 2010 2:28 AM EST up reply actions
Do you mean Andy's Mediterranean Grill near Eden Park?
Or some Mediterranean place that’s more Mt. Adams than that? Andy’s has the best falafel I’ve found in Cincinnati, though that might be damning with faint praise.
by the finest muffins on Jan 23, 2010 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
I liked it and hated it at the same time
They would deliver food to the station every week and it would cause the halls to reek for a day or two.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Cafe Mediterranean in Anderson is phenomenal
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Two other places
If you like upscale seafood in a casual setting (and very affordable)… The Pelican’s Reef
If Cajun is more your thing, its the most authentic Cajun I’ve found in Greater Cincinnati…New Orleans To Go
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
Wrong again
The best cajun food in this area belongs to Knotty Pine On The Bayou.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Jan 23, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The gravy they use is ALLSOME!
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
failhorn
Knotty pine is perceived to be the best in town…along with Dee Felice. I’ve had all three. NOTG takes the prize…give it a fair shot.
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
You buy, I'll fly
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
does the Peach eat Cajun?
or does she gag on that also?
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
She likes cajun.....just doesn't like seafood because she's weird
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
My favorite kill-you-where-you-stand fish sandwich in Cincy is
the Louisiana Fish Bar. There is nothing healthy about the sandwich but it IS AWESOME.
LFB used to be it’s own place by Murray’s Wings bought it a few years ago and now it’s located in the bar.
Best psuedo-healthy fish sandwich is at The Crow’s Nest.
LFB and The Crow’s Nest are locks for any West Side Catholic during Lent.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'll keep that in mind.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
"Where the beer is cheap and the women are free"?
Sounds like a classy joint!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'd rather it be reversed, but beggars can't be choosers I suppose
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Uh yeah,
stay away from Murray’s unless you’re picking up LFB. That place is a true Lower Price Hill dump. I wouldn’t be caught in there past 5 p.m.
It’s one plus? The bar has(?)/had a sand volleyball pit!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Makes falling off the bar stool sooooooo much more comfortable
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Exactly!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 23, 2010 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus H. Christ, my man
I know we went through this once before in a game thread about our backgrounds and whatnot, but as a fellow (former) West Sider please don’t be sending people to the Goddamn Crow’s Nest. Please. Aint nothing there for outsiders. Nothing.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 24, 2010 2:00 AM EST up reply actions
Yes Pops, I know
but the fish sandwich is fucking good. And they can call and order it and then pick it up. I’m not asking them to actually hang out at the Crow’s Nest.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 24, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
And on a side note:
My good friend from grade school and high school, his father recently died … wanna guess where they held the wake?
That’s about as West Side as it comes.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 24, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
That's perfect.
Was the guy buried in a Bengals jersey?
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 24, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
No, but an Elder hat was on his casket during the viewing.
His obit also mentioned EHS
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 24, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, even better.
I suppose I'm cast as the darkness, because I comprehended their light not at all; at least not in the way they wanted me to.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 24, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yep. But they could have gone
just a little bit further.
Yeah, that’s an Elder casket. Some of my ilk just aren’t all there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 24, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
same across the pond
just edit UK for Elder
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
I'm assuming by
“across the pond” you mean the Ohio River and not the Atlantic Ocean.
Also, I’m assuming by
“UK” you mean University of Kentucky and not United Kingdom.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 24, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
my dad went to elder
but he is not a fanatic about it. He does hate St. X with a passion though.
Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.
by justin007000 on Jan 24, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Who doesn't hate St. X with a passion?
I’m an East Sider, and I hate those St. X douchebags with a passion
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 24, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
My grandpa went to Elder. My dad went to Moeller. My brother went to St. X.
They all get along fine. World peace is possible.
by the finest muffins on Jan 24, 2010 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
That's because there's no dirty LaSalle kids hanging around!
Also, let me guess for you — Ursula, Ursuline or MND?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 24, 2010 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Was it parochial?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
I went to McAuley
Did I ruin the ending? Sorry.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
No, shit.
That was going to be my next guess.
My sis went there and my mom worked there for 40+ years.
Also, my old man was a coach there for roughly 20 years (off and on).
And Sister Mike is one of my favorite people EVER.
So, no you didn’t ruin the ending.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
glad you had a happy ending
aren’t there any eastsiders on this here blog?
"Life is good....life is good...life is good..life is good" jch
I lived in Hyde Park this summer...
But I’m only a “west sider” by about a mile. I live in neutral territory.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Finneytown?
REP WEST SIDE FOOLS!
CHEVOIT!!!
Or something like that.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
Dammit, is this another guessing game?
Finneytown’s a suburb. I am sooo not a suburban. I’m from Winton Place and lived in Clifton for a while, too. Both are west of Vine St, but only just barely.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Clifton is not west side
West side doesn’t really begin until you’re west of I-75.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
....and an idiot.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
by jch24 on Jan 25, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
But it’s sure as hell not east side, either. That’s why I call it neutral territory.
by the finest muffins on Jan 25, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
I'm an eastsider
from the glorious CHL conference
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 25, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Deer Park?
Indian Hill?
Madeira?
Mariemont?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Madeira
I was a Mustang
Kenwood be my stompin’ grounds, yaaaaaaar.
(felt piratey there for a second, dunno why, must be all the white russians)
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 27, 2010 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
No.
Because you’re all snooty jerks!
WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
Price Hill!
/ducks back inside upon hearing gun shots
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
BTW East Side comment is
for OBC, not Highlife
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 25, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
obc's not even an Eastside yuppie
He’s a Masonite (or thereabouts) by birth, A redneck Kentuckian by choice.
"They're the ones that gave you the keys, they can’t get upset when you crash the car" -- 'tHan on my being a mod
I don’t know if its still under renovation, but Mike Finks has some really good, but very pricey, seafood. It’s just over the river on the Kentucky side. It’s actually located on a boat. It has a great selection of seafood and great view of the Cincinnati skyline including the GABP. Also, I must second the recommendation of Graeters. One of the best ice cream shops I’ve ever been to. Finally, I would avoid LaRosa’s.
didn't mike fink's use to have a sunday brunch with a seafood buffet?
i think i went there once, but it was when i was a kid, so it’s kind of fuzzy.

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