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RR Community Prospect Rankings: The AA Pitcher of the Year is our 7th best prospect. Is that good?

As he throws the ball across the plate, his expression is... contemplative?

The people have spoken, and Travis Wood is #7 on our list.  Wood had a spectacular year last year, dominating AA before moving up to AAA at the end of the season and pitching well there too.  His stuff might not be at the level of other prospects in the system, but the results have been and his changeup is one of the best in the minors.  Don't be fooled by his #7 ranking.  He's got major league potential, but it really speaks to the depth of this system that he's ranked so low on our list.

We're adding a few new names to the list today, including two high draft picks who had down years last year and a local boy who's starting to turn heads after excelling at 3 levels last year.  Vote now!

Star-divide

 

 

Zachary Cozart, SS:


Baseball America rank: 10
2009 RR CPR rank: NR
Age: 24
Draft/Acquisition Details: 2nd round (pick 79), Reds, 2007
Highest Level Played: AA (Carolina)

2009 Statistics: 
Carolina (AA): 131 G, 462 AB, 10 HR, 59 RBI, 10 SB, .262/.360/.398/.758
Peoria (AFL): 13 G, 50 AB, 2 HR, 10 RBI, 3 SB, .340/.393/.560/.953

 

Yorman Rodriguez, CF:


Baseball America rank: 6
2009 RR CPR rank: 13
Age: 17
Draft/Acquisition Details: Signed in 2008 out of Venezuela
Highest Level Played: Rookie (Billings)

2009 Statistics: 

GCL Reds (Rookie): 21 G, 82 AB, 0 HR, 2 RBI, 5 SB, .280/.348/.329/.677
Billings (Rookie): 46 G, 183 AB, 3 HR, 17 RBI, 5 SB, .219/.259/.344/.603

 

Brad Boxberger, RHP:


Baseball America rank: 9
2009 RR CPR rank: NR
Age: 21
Draft/Acquisition Details: 1st round (pick 43), Reds, 2009
Highest Level Played: College (USC)

2009 Statistics: 

USC (Pac-10): 14 GS, 6-3, 3.16 ERA, 94 IP, 99 K, 50 BB, 1.27 WHIP

 

Chris Valaika, 2B/SS:


Baseball America rank: NR
2009 RR CPR rank: 5
Age: 24
Draft/Acquisition Details: 3rd round, (84th pick), Reds, 2006
Highest Level Played: AAA (Louisville)

2009 Statistics:

Louisville, (AAA): 95 G, 366 AB, 6 HR, 36 RBI, 1 SB, .235/.271/.344/.615

 

Matt Maloney, LHSP:


Baseball America rank: 8
2009 RR CPR rank: NR
Age: 26 (on January 16)
Draft/Acquisition Details: 3rd round (97th pick), Phillies, 2005
Highest Level Played: MLB (Reds)

2009 Statistics: 

Carolina (AA): 1 GS, 0-0, 1.29 ERA, 7 IP, 5 K, 2 BB, .71 WHIP
Louisville (AAA): 22 GS, 9-9, 3.08 ERA, 143 IP, 105 K, 24 BB, 1.17 WHIP
Cincinnati (MLB): 7 GS, 2-4, 4.87 ERA, 40.2 IP, 28 K, 8 BB, 1.25 WHIP

 

Devin Mesoraco, C:


Baseball America rank: NR
2009 RR CPR rank: 11
Age: 22
Draft/Acquisition Details: 1st round (15th pick), Reds, 2007
Highest Level Played: A+ (Sarasota)

2009 Statistics:

Sarasota (A+): 92 G, 312 AB, 8 HR, 37 RBI, 0 SB, .228/.311/.381/.692

 

Neftali Soto, 3B:


Baseball America rank: NR
2009 RR CPR rank: 2
Age: 21
Draft/Acquisition Details: 3rd round (109th pick), Reds, 2007
Highest Level Played: A+ (Sarasota)

2009 Statistics: 

Sarasota (A+): 131 G, 505 AB, 11 HR, 57 RBI, 1 SB, .248/.282/.362/.644
Caguas (PR): 1 G, 3 AB, 0 HR, 1 RBI, 0 SB, .667/.667/1.333/2.000

 

Matt Klinker, RHSP:


Baseball America rank: NR
2009 RR CPR rank: NR
Age: 25
Draft/Acquisition Details: 15th round (469th pick), Reds, 2007
Highest Level Played: AAA (Louisville)

2009 Statistics: 

Sarasota (A+): 9 GS, 2-2, 4.89 ERA, 42.1 IP, 42 K, 8 BB, 1.44 WHIP
Carolina (AA): 6 GS, 3-2, 2.95 ERA, 36.2 IP, 40 K, 13 BB, 1.09 WHIP
Louisville (AAA): 5 GS, 2-2, 2.48 ERA, 29 IP, 30 K, 13 BB, 1.21 WHIP

Poll
Who is the Reds #8 prospect for 2010?
Yorman Rodriguez
105 votes
Zack Cozart
66 votes
Matt Maloney
47 votes
Chris Valaika
44 votes
Brad Boxberger
12 votes
Devin Mesoraco
4 votes
Neftali Soto
26 votes
Matt Klinker
12 votes

316 votes | Poll has closed

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I've voted in every poll

but only voted for two different people. This seems silly.

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71

by ZJiff30 on Jan 13, 2010 8:35 AM EST reply actions  

I think you'll win today, if that's any consolation

"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles

by BK on Jan 13, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

It does seem that way, at least at first.

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71

by ZJiff30 on Jan 13, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Yorman

he, to me, has greater potential than either one of those guys (though I guess they’d be close after him.)

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71

by ZJiff30 on Jan 13, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we may finally agree.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jan 13, 2010 9:29 AM EST reply actions  

VOTE MALONEY!!!

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 13, 2010 10:53 AM EST reply actions  

your tag

betrays your lack of true enthusiasm

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on Jan 13, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

BOOM!

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71

by ZJiff30 on Jan 13, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

well i mean

is he better than those 5, probably not, but he still is good.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 13, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

so you are saying

those 5 pitching prospects of our are going to be better than Tom Glavine. yes please!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 13, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I will trade you

One Johnny Klippstein and a Dutch Dotterer for a Yonder Alonzo rookie card.
Straight up? Deal?

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

No to Blue

unless you got Pumpsie Green
Bill White,
or Joe Black

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmmm

i’ll throw in a Bill White if you match it with Chuck McElroy. he’s one of my personal collectibles.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 13, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

not without

Heathcliffe Slocumb.
We can bicker over this if you want. Say, I know … how about Ty Cline for Gary Redus, straight up?

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck you and your logic

so it will be like:

Maddux, Ryan, Clemans, Johnson, Gibson

and Maloney waiting in the wings.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 13, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Oops.

Went with Mesoraco.

Somehow this won’t seem to matter.

by mdccclxix on Jan 13, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Vote early, just not as frequently

Truth is (hi, my name is John and I’m an ….) I am leery that on this list and all others, I only see one catcher. I hope this organization tries to parlay some of its newfound brains in quest of Johnny Chairback or Fred Carseat or Jimmy Benchwarmer.

Don't try to win every game, just the last one.

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 12:02 PM EST reply actions  

Nah man

Hernandez should be good for at least 15 more years….

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Jan 13, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

it's true

the catching depth in the organization is really thin. but it’s the same with every other team out there. im worried about it, but there just isnt much that can be done. catching talent is always hard to come by. that’s why guys like Ramon Hernandez get paid $3 mil to do it.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 13, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

catching

I can say for sure that good catchers are hard to come by. I see a lot of indy ball (www.railcatsbaseball.com if you care) and finding anybody who can call a game is rare, let alone stopping a flagrant pitch or throwing out a runner.

It isn’t all that odd in indy ball to see a wayward first baseman put on the pads.

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

You in Chicago or just NW Indiana?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

NW Indiana

.. it’s 40 minutes from driveway to dugout in Gary for a RailCats game.
I have to bear the additional burden of having to listen to Cubs and White Sox greasers yammer all summer long. My sanctuary is at U.S. Steel Yard.

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

valpo?

I used to live there as a kid…

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Jan 14, 2010 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

US Steel Yard looks like a really nice park

but everything around it (well, Gary in general) looks like such a dump that I question going to it. There are a lot of neat minor and independent league stadiums in Indiana. The new stadium that the Ft. Wayne Tin Caps have is pretty fucking cool.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 14, 2010 3:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Ft. Wayne replaced their old stadium?

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 14, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep, last season.

This one.

 Parkview Field is pretty nice.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 14, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

there old stadium

was the riverfront of A ball stadiums

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 14, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

their*

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 14, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I loved the net they had up to prevent homers from going onto

the highway. Luckily, Parkview is a huge improvement and is built into a neighborhood with lots of good bars and restaurants around it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 14, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The catching situation here has been pretty dire for quite some time

But the fact of the matter is, outside of Matt Wieters, there haven’t been too many big time catching prospects worth taking a gamble on. They went out on a limb and took Mesoraco in the first round in ‘07 to combat the depth in the system, wanting to develop him into the catcher of the future. He’s been improving steadily, but still is only average at best. The talent for the most part isn’t out there when teams can go after a proven guy like Ramon.

"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles

by BK on Jan 13, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

catching

It would seem that the science we use to make our pitchers better ought to be reconsidered in light all that. It is one thing to command 4 pitches and fully another for a catcher to be able to call them or, at worst, handle them.

Javier Valentin looks pretty good from 40,000 feet.

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you drop him and baseballout of an airplane to test the law of gravity?

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry

by Madville on Jan 13, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

it ain't

the long fall that’s the problem.

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

you may want

to speak to some smart people if this problem persists.

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Has it been more than 4 hours?

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71

by ZJiff30 on Jan 13, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

*Thread Jack*

The A-roll-dis thread has just been put over 1000 comments. Slyde, I expect some sort of compensation — I like Cheetos.

/no life’d

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 12:16 PM EST reply actions  

Cheetos? Really?

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by nycredsfan on Jan 13, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I also like Fritos as well.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

holy snack food

Is there NO sanctuary?

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

None

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just happy that I don't have to vote for Wood anymore

Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.

-Hilaire Belloc

by poojols on Jan 13, 2010 12:40 PM EST reply actions  

more on Chapman

BP interviewed Chris Buckley. here’s the money quote:

DL: You took Leake eighth overall last June. Had both he and Chapman been available with that pick, which would you have seen as having the most value?

CB: Oh, Aroldis Chapman.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 13, 2010 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

This is Yorman's day, but

did anyone see the sour grapes from the Havana times about Aroldis? Pretty much saying he’s a greedy slouch destined to ruin his arm, unlike the compatriots that stay on the island and achieve immortal heights on the mound.

by mdccclxix on Jan 13, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but I love that newspaper's motto:

“Open-minded writing from Cuba”

Also, the fact that the paper’s site is a .org cracks me up.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

it seems

,,, a little like a bitter reaction.
The old Russian saying in the village: “I am not sorry my cow died. I am sorry my neighbor’s cow did not die.”

But to question the Cuban Missile’s motives is to not consider that anybody who wants to defect from his homeland has some pretty serious issues with life in general. It ain’t always about baseball.

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here, the best nickname thus far IMO

" 'than's pussy looks better than your cock." -- BubbaFan to ZJiff30

by jch24 on Jan 13, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

But...

It’s already taken. Alexei Ramirez has been the Cuban Missile for at least 3 years.

by kcgard2 on Jan 13, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Crap, maybe it's the Nikes

who’s going to get product endorsements for our Defectronic?

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

They need to face each other in spring training

With the nickname on the line

"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles

by BK on Jan 13, 2010 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You people and your "facts"

" 'than's pussy looks better than your cock." -- BubbaFan to ZJiff30

by jch24 on Jan 14, 2010 4:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep here's the

link

My favorite part is that the dude claims that Chapman ‘pitched himself off the national team.’ And that’s why he didn’t make the national team. Pitched yourself off=try to escape.
That’s fucking awesome.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

ha. is this the same Mr. Redlegs pollyanna from RR?
My scouts tell me that he is the best left handed talant in the last ten years. He may be ready for the majors at the end of the year. He will be fast tracked into the lineup. The Reds will use him at least to get some people in the seats.
Really, I should know. I am MisterRedLegs.

by GrooveLeg on Jan 13, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

this guy has his own scouts?

So, that’s how you guys do it. You have your own scouts report to you and then you log onto RR and make the rest of us seem like bungling idiots.

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

We also know the brother in law of someone in the Reds front office

" 'than's pussy looks better than your cock." -- BubbaFan to ZJiff30

by jch24 on Jan 13, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

We do?

Do we know him biblically?

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 13, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

not biblical

though he might be listed in the Elias book someplace.

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, I think I saw that guy on here

I know a guy who played second base for the Chicago Yaquis of the Mexican SemiPro league. The shortstop on that team was Pete Mackanin

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

And now he works for the Yankees, right?

So does that mean you’ve made out with Lyla Garrity?

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 13, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

ummmm....

Not her, specifically, but ……

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if he's friends with a paraplegic

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, a 17-year-old drunkard.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

From Carolina to the 'Zona dry land

"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles

by BK on Jan 13, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a jerk

that’s my headline for tomorrow if Yorman wins.

Now I’m going to look like a cheat, a thief, and a liar.

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by nycredsfan on Jan 13, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Life sucks

right before you get DFA’d and are forced to sign a contract with Pigsburgh.

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I thought it would be too...

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jan 13, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

shit

you can delete his comment and then use it tomorrow. just be sure to delete my comment here too :)

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 13, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

No worries

If you delete a comment all nested comments go away too. Not that I’ve ever done such a thing….

" 'than's pussy looks better than your cock." -- BubbaFan to ZJiff30

by jch24 on Jan 13, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

brilliant

what nicknames CANT the Pixies give us?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 13, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I love all the Pixies love around this place the last month or so.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

now that was a fine vehicle.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Jan 14, 2010 2:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Cozart.

I can’t believe Maloney and Valaika are getting votes over Cozart and Yorman. I blame Justin for this.

by Geki on Jan 13, 2010 2:06 PM EST reply actions  

that's a rec

made me lol

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by nycredsfan on Jan 13, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

then he attacks

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 13, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m flying a "discovery flight on Friday. I will live to tell you about it.

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 13, 2010 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

No Wacko Connections!!!

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 13, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

does this mean ...

lord help us … gasp, we can’t mention Michael Jackson?
Say, am I the only one who believes that he really didn’t die but will resurrect for a really fabulous concert sometime in July?

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Agree'd.

"People don't kill people. Burning oreo packages kill people."

by crolfer on Jan 13, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

fer crying out loud

here I am, fiddling with this stuff while Rome burns. I am supposed to be at work now.

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

that is okay i need to be paper writing right now

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 13, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that even though we got rid of Dick Pole...

…we got Wood and took a Leake.

I now know where Andorra is.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 13, 2010 5:53 PM EST reply actions  

took a Leake is stretching it

Bailey, Chapman, Cueto, Leake, and Volquez; the future is so bright I have to wear sunglasses.

by justin007000 on Jan 13, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

We took a Leake with our first pick.

But thanks for the constructive criticism.

Go write your fuckin’ paper already.

I now know where Andorra is.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 13, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, this team does seem to have a fascination with all things phallic

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Die Presse

picks the best sports photos of 2009.

What’s with the melon heads?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 13, 2010 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

Nice. Those guys look like fun.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently

It’s a Canadian thing. Started at Canadian football. People carved melons to look like football helmets, and wore them to games. Preferably sitting in the top row.

Some people are now doing it at baseball games. Which seems really bizarre, because at least football helmets kinda make sense at a football game.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 13, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Mr. Ville

is gonna really like a couple of those.

Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.

-Hilaire Belloc

by poojols on Jan 13, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS!

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 13, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of melons

… nah, never mind.

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 13, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

some of those are squashes

I love you man, and this time I really mean it...thanks Androidis--Madville

by johnu1 on Jan 13, 2010 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

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