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So the Reds went way off of everyone's radar today and signed Cuban LHP Aroldis Chapman to a 5-year deal.  By now, the scouting report on Chapman is pretty well known, but here's a refresher.  Fastball in the high 90's that touched the low 100's in the WBC last year, and a decent slider.  The knock on him at the moment is control problems, but he is a very raw talent that will probably need some seasoning in the minors before coming up to Cincinnati and succeeding.

We've already started the prospect rankings for this year, but this poll is pretty simple.  Based on our current list of Frazier, Alonso, Leake, and Heisey, where would you put Aroldis Chapman on our list of the Reds best prospects?

 

Aroldis Chapman, LHSP:


Baseball America rank: NR
2009 RR CPR rank: NR
Age: 22
Draft/Acquisition Details: Signed in 2010 out of Cuba

Highest Level Played: Cuban National Series (Holguín)

2009 Statistics:
Holguín (CNS): 22 GS, 11-4, 4.03 ERA, 118.1 IP, 130 K, 62 BB
Cuba (WBC): 2 GS, 0-1, 5.68 ERA, 6.1 IP, 8 K, 4 BB

Poll
Where does Aroldis Chapman fit onto the Reds current list of prospects?
1st (over Frazier)
450 votes
2nd (between Frazier and Alonso)
75 votes
3rd (between Alonso and Leake)
78 votes
4th (between Leake and Heisey)
42 votes
Other (behind all 4)
52 votes

697 votes | Poll has closed

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It's complicated for me.....

I voted Alonso #1, and would probably rank them Alonso-Chapman-Frazier. So, I think he’s our 2nd best prospect, but I think he’s better than our #1 Community prospect.

So, because I’m excited about the signing, I’ll vote him #1.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jan 10, 2010 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

definitely a good argument

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 6:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

new rankings

Chapman
Yorman
Leake
Alonso
Frazier

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

An interesting link

For those of you who have a Baseball Prospectus subscription

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=9382

They try their hand at the difficult task of translating Chapman’s stats from Cuba into a major league line

by Hype Machine on Jan 10, 2010 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

I learned from the article

that he’s a fatty. He’s 6’3" but weighs almost 40 pounds more than I do!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

My god, that's scary

But there’s such a small sample size that I don’t think the translation is that relevant. How does 0.5 HR/9 —> 2.5 HR/9?

Still, the control problems are real. I can’t see putting him ahead of Leake at this point.

by ken on Jan 10, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

someone said Price had found a flaw in his mechanics

so maybe it will be fixed sooner rather than later and not be an issue?

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, those translations always make me queasy

especially because there is no indication of the margin of error on them. I would have to think it would be huge given the small sample of players to generate the data and the small sample of data that Chapman has generated. Essentially, it seems pointless to me to do the translations.

By no means do I think that Chapman will be a star in the next two or three years, if ever. But I can’t take the value of those numbers to be anything more than speculation.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, lots of Cubans box. That shit's relevant!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

So's your mom.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

She's relevant or she boxes Cubans?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Green Bay

keeps coming back, even though it looked pretty hopeless for awhile there.

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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 7:08 PM EST reply actions  

Apparently not.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Here?

You’re at the wrong site!

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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it might happen after someone takes down

the Christmas logo.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Slyde's on vacation, remember

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

just give jch the keys to the humvee

TOGA! TOGA!

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

cant you do that?

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You might think so...

but I have no idea where that thing is set.

So, no.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, if I had access to the server I could figure it out.

But I don’t. So it’s up to Slyde. Meaning: we’re all doomed!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that easy

We’re on the SBNation platform, so it goes through that. Slyde’s the only one with those powers, so enjoy Rudolph the Red Reporter until he fixes it.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

boooooooo!

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't have those powers

but I have put in a request to have it done.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

How did you change it to that before?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't have the powers

I had to put in a request to have it done.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

do you have the powers?

or do you have to put in a request to have it done.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

topics

we’ve recently covered baseball, religion, politics, pop music, lurking, christmas presents, etc.

so who’s gonna be the backup first baseman? Hanigan should bat where in the order? Who will suck the least at LF/SS?

wait….we’ve covered all that minutia also.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Green Bay about to tie it up

We haven’t covered that!

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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

automatic for the people!

best u2 album since Boy.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I just looked into this Jeter marriage thing...

Did anybody mention in the other thread the little detail that the date the NY Post claims they’ve chosen also happens to be the date for Game 7 of the 2010 World Series?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

its at the same place as the Jonas Brother wedding

that seems about right

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Which Jonas Brother?

Or were they both involved?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh, theres three Jonas Brother TYVM

But yes, at least one of them is gay.

Start SEEing motorcycles

by Excalib8 on Jan 10, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

have they settled that yet?

I thought that was still TBA.

While looking for info in the scheduling, this was the first search result I got:

Congratulations To The 2010 World Series Champions: The Cincinnati Reds

October 29th, 2010 – The Cincinnati Reds completed an amazing four game sweep of the underdog New York Yankees last night to cap a storybook season for the Cincinnati Reds. The Reds final victory, their 120th of the season, capped a perfect playoff run that saw the Reds finish 11-0, outscoring their opponents 47 -14.

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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

This why you can't trust any reports from that website

And I’d love to make a bet with that guy regarding Daryl Thompson winning 20 games this year.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd love to make a bet with you

that Mt Adams Bar and Grill doesnt have a good cheeseburger.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Due to some field research I conducted

I would not take that bet

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

it was better than quatman's

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

to be fair

He posted that in June 2008.

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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't you mean 'Thomson'?

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

We gave up 14 runs?

Who was pitching? Argh, drag out the plank, mates! Let’s feed them sharks! Argh!!

Don't try to win every game, just the last one.

by johnu1 on Jan 10, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The Reds have won

nine straight World Series games. Why not expect a sweep?

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Jan 10, 2010 8:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Wikipedia

says Nov. 4 is the date of Game 7, if needed. The day before Jeter’s supposed nuptials.

However, you have to wonder if he would really cut it that close. What if there’s a rainout or something?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder

if whoever put that date in the Wikipedia entry just used last year’s info.

WS probably won’t go as late this year. No WBC this year.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Green Bay ties it again!

45-45. This game is insane.

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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn you

I’m watching on a delay!

by Brian B on Jan 10, 2010 7:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

who did you kill?

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

John Wall

Oh, you’re kidding. Right?

by Brian B on Jan 10, 2010 8:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

quacked like a baseball thread

… so I bit. The question was about where Chapman fits on our list.
Right now, he doesn’t fit at all.
Once he gets into camp, then we can talk about that. For the moment, he’s a guy who’s been told the check is in the mail.

Don't try to win every game, just the last one.

by johnu1 on Jan 10, 2010 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

I hope not

Mail takes a while to get to Andorra.

by Brian B on Jan 10, 2010 7:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

And they'll probably charge him at least a hundred bucks

to cash a check in a foreign currency.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

do they have winter ball in Andorra?

Don't try to win every game, just the last one.

by johnu1 on Jan 10, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

let's look at the odds

Strasburg is pitching for the Nationatorials.
Chapman is pitching for the Redlegs.
Hell, you guys who do all this statisticalation stuff should have this all projectiled out.

Don't try to win every game, just the last one.

by johnu1 on Jan 10, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna win one first.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jan 10, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Why didn't the Reds sign you?

don’t tell us you had to talk to Boras first.

Don't try to win every game, just the last one.

by johnu1 on Jan 10, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

They thought I was too raw and unproven.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jan 10, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Raw and unproven?

Give this kid 30 million dollars, right now!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That could buy a lot of bug stuff...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jan 10, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

bug code?

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

not your best dick work

but i rec’d it anyway for reminding me of memories past.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

"Not your best dick work"

You really need to start proofreading what you write, man.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

that is on purpose actually

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry BK about the poor typing...

I was just trying to add a little levity….if Slyde was still in charge he wouldn’t yell at me in front of the rest of the class…

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry

by Madville on Jan 10, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Good for a couple of million, I guess

At least you’d have gotten to play in a warm city.

Don't try to win every game, just the last one.

by johnu1 on Jan 10, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

So to speak.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i wish

it’s so offensive. Slyde could have at least put a menorah in there or something.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 10, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

Neil Rackers! Wonder if the Cards will cut him and sign Shayne Graham.

by Brian B on Jan 10, 2010 7:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

rather devastating defeat

for the Porkers.

Don't try to win every game, just the last one.

by johnu1 on Jan 10, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I know where Edinson got the "n"

He stole it from Arold.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Jan 10, 2010 8:02 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

So, this thread had ongoing discussion and I didn't even know it

i can’t believe you guys steered the conversation away from baseball.

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

damnit it! i HATE the military sometimes

i always have drill when something big happens!

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Jan 10, 2010 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Drill, Baby, Drill!

Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.

-Hilaire Belloc

by poojols on Jan 10, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

well i could volunteer to go help again this month

but standing out in freezing cold flightlines for 12 hours isn’t much fun

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Jan 10, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Congratulations!

That’s some hardcore fandom.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jan 10, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

congrats!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get it.

What, me? Being negative? No. Never.

by Paul Householder on Jan 11, 2010 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

you don't?

are you sure you’re the real paul householder?

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by 'tHan on Jan 11, 2010 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Saving it for a special occasion?

Congrats, and I agree with your sentiment

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Atchelly...

Yes. My 9999th post was to the effect that if they didn’t do something this offseason to restore my faith by fixing the offense and shortstop, there wouldn’t be a 10,000th post, and I’d stop being a fan until something changed.

Well here I am again after a few months of lurking. This does nothing for shortstop or the offense, but it is impressive. I also figure that if shortstop is still around, we can fix him ourselves, given the right tools.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jan 10, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That's dedication.

I applaud you for that.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

There’s no Fat Vegas Paul Householder crashing this party. This was pre-meditated.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I figure...

You’re actually applauding my lack of dedication…

But thank you. It was difficult lurking, because of the nearly irresistible temptation to fire off some wisecrack or something in response to you guys.

It’s a good thing Dick Pole and Coutlangus aren’t around anymore, or I might have broken down and commented.

What, me? Being negative? No. Never.

by Paul Householder on Jan 10, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

welcome back, bro

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

hey alright!

this is 10,002 for me. race you to 20,000!!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 10, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

My Gawd he lives!!!

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry

by Madville on Jan 10, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad to be alive again.

I think I need to figure out a new tagline.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jan 10, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I just green'd your 10,000th comment with my 1,500th rec given

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by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know why, but that just sounds filthy.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Your new picture is aaawesome

"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles

by BK on Jan 14, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

This is my 9992nd comment.

We haven’t kept up very well with the newbies who have 500000 comments, have we?

by Brian B on Jan 13, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

just saw alicia keys on SNL

looks like Domata Peko’s hairstylist got ahold of her

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

The Reds get a huge international signing?

Someone pinch me, I must be dreaming

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Jan 10, 2010 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

all the other blogs hate the deal

i think they are jealous. An Angel’s fan called for a salary cap in response to this.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

Bahhahaha

that is really funny…

We are the Cincinnati freaking Reds and we are broke. Go to hell Angels!!!!!

by kennythered on Jan 10, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

here it is

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

crap

that was one of the sites i hadn’t registered for.

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That doesn't make much sense...

As Slyde keeps pointing out, we’re still going to be spending significantly less each year than many teams. We just happen to be spending a decent chunk on one guy.

And really, $5 million a year? The fucking MEDIAN SALARY on the Yankees was $5.2 million last year.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

And for those of you unsure of what a median is...

That means that half of the members of the Yankees made more than $5.2 million last year.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but they're allowed

teams like cincinnati are supposed to be their AAAA teams. we violated the unwritten rules!

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

i really want to go up to a boston fan and just say “HA!” i mean, just this once.

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

that was the median

but i’m pretty sure the mode was 100 bajillion

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank god you explained that for us, Google would have melted down otherwise

"it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.....and a LOT of silence." -- obc2

by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

We beat Beane!

@Buster_ESPN Heard this: Oakland finished second in the Aroldis Chapman bidding. The Reds and Oakland: willing to go high risk on possible high reward

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 10, 2010 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

I'd take that.

For a team that hasn’t had a winning record in a decade, the playoffs sound awfully good.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats too bad Grey

Cuz Chapman wants to win the World Series

Start SEEing motorcycles

by Excalib8 on Jan 10, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol

The Reds Rhymes guy hit your site too.

Start SEEing motorcycles

by Excalib8 on Jan 10, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

A’s fans are also RACIST!!!

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That's just ridiculous.

What a lame response to losing a player you wanted.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

proove we are salt of teh earth here

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

From Fanhouse, via the Fay
As for Cincinnati, this amounts to an enormous gamble.

General manager Walt Jocketty told Fanhouse he would probably have to slash payroll at the GM Meetings in November, and with $6 million a year now tied up in Chapman, an almost complete unknown, the Reds may once again have to revisit trade talks for one or several of their highest-paid players like Brandon Phillips, Bronson Arroyo, Aaron Harang or Francisco Cordero.

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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Really?

I mean, the Enquirer is reporting that he’s only owed $1MM this season. Is that going to make us trade BA or BP? How much did we free up from reworking Rolen’s deal this year.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

Fay posted it.

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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Reds don't have to trade anyone yet

Because of Chapman’s reportedly low salary for 2010.

But I’ve felt for a while that 2010 will be the last season for Brandon Phillips in a Reds uniform. He’s due a big salary bump in 2011. Frazier can take over at 2B in 2011. Also, I would imagine at least one of Harang/Arroyo won’t return in 2011.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Jan 10, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

as much as i like both of them

i won’t be sad to see them go because they remind of this wretched decade we’ve had. (oddly enough, brandon phillips, who’s been with the team 4 seasons, does not. i don’t know why it’s different. maybe bc he’s just reaching his prime?)

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I just hope Harang gets a chance at a WS

He’s worked so hard here for so long and very rarely complained that I think he deserves it.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Mets fans don't feel anything.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Zing!

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by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

really Arroyo and Phillips have both been in Cincinnati since 2006

that is kinda broken logic.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i know, that's why i said that i don't know why

maybe it’s bc we knew arroyo before he came to the reds, i don’t know.

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Arroyo and Harang

i never want them to leave, I know that isn’t realistic, but they are the only two starting pitchers I have grown to expect to see every 5 days year in and year out, in my entire career as a Reds fan.

Opening Day and Aaron Harang seem to go hand in hand to me.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

And nobody accused Fay

of being good at math. Or logical reasoning.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Might not have occurred to them that Walt was bluffinf and took everyone by surprise with Chapman.

by ken on Jan 11, 2010 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

This signing is A rol of de dis.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

BOOOOO

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

A-rol? Rolo?

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

the matador

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The Bullfighter

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

a-chap

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

this

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

What about just: Chaps

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Glad to see Tobias Funke landed on his feet as a chaps model

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, life's hard for a never nude.

I love what he did with his nails, too.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

If his birth certificate turns out false, we can call him Old Chap

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm cool with the matador stuff, but let's not rush into anything.

Does he have anything to do with bullfighting other than a picture Verka posted near his name?

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

True

This is on the site that created a long running nickname for a player based on a young girl mispronouncing his name on the PA system at GABP

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Funny incident related to the player.

I don’t mean to be a stickler, but we’re gonna have to love this nickname for 6 years. :P

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Cherry Hudson, right?

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

My damned kid got Javier Valentin....couldn't have been something easy

Although I really felt for the kid that got D’Angelo Jimenez at a game I was at. Brutal.

"it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.....and a LOT of silence." -- obc2

by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Were you at the game where the kid had to pronounce Wladimir Balentien?

That was rough.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 11, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I was not, that sounds baaaaad though

"it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.....and a LOT of silence." -- obc2

by jch24 on Jan 11, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

he probably already has a nickname

considering he is a piece of Cuban mythology

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 10, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I've been looking...

and I wish there was a good Spanish phrase for Rainmaker or Franchise.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

i think (i hope)

he will eventually make a nickname for himself.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 10, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

actually, i think he speaks cuban

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Should we call him delicious?

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer D-lish.

It’ll be cooler with the kids.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i can't call him that

im a grown-ass man

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for knowing your stand-up comedy

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

heheheheheh

Charlie said “boobs!”

heheheheh

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

that's booner-refic.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

since he's from Cuba

I think his nickname should be aroldis007000

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

express already taken

and i think cueto and bailey are pretty darn good.

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Bay of Pigs?

Cincinnati is known as Porkopolis after all.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

His sandwich at The Precinct would fucking rule!

Ham and bacon and all kinds of awesome stuff.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a Cubano?

I am not a fan of cold cuts in general, but I like Cuban pressed sandwiches. They don’t sell them up here, but even grocery stores carry them in Sarasota.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The Rotterdam Express is cool, but too long.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Rayo Rapido

Doesn’t that translate to “fast streak of lightning?”

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Rapido is actually the name of a pizza or burger fast food chain in Cuba

El Rapido actually

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

The Rotterdam Rebel

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

How about the Council of Trent?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

What about "the greatest Andorran baseball player of all time"?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That is great.

I like this one a lot.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I can see the ads now:

“Come see the GABP at the GABP.”

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The Salary GABP

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Boom!

That is awesome.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

WINRAR

"it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.....and a LOT of silence." -- obc2

by jch24 on Jan 11, 2010 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

winrar

is great freeware

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jan 11, 2010 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

it is?

How come I have to pay for it?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 11, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

i suppose it's because you let your morals get in the way

of making it freeware

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jan 11, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Todo

it means EVERYTHING.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Zombo?

"it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.....and a LOT of silence." -- obc2

by jch24 on Jan 11, 2010 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

or Ardolis

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Arlodis?

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever, I was peeing my pants too much to care how I spelled it.

"it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.....and a LOT of silence." -- obc2

by jch24 on Jan 11, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

chicken dinner

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the one JCH accidently came up with on Facebook:

Aroldis Chapman, Cuban defector

It sounds like a fucking SPY.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

If you added one letter to the last word, we could call him the "shitstorm"

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

He'll be making people defecate

when they’re looking at 102 coming at their heads.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Screw it. Let's call him that anyway.

Also, if anyone gets his Reds jersey and puts ‘Shitstorm’ on the back. I’ll buy them a beer.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

What number will he have?

He used 52 on the national team, but D-Ray has that on our team. Based on a basic GIS search, it looks like he wore 25 on his Cuban League team. Nobody has that here, so maybe he’ll go with that?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

this reminds me of BLee's jim abbott stories

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen we have our 'at-bat' music

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Even better

His “coming out of the bullpen before the game” music

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

This is better.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

With lights dimming, like in a basketball game

The crowd would go NUTS.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck yes.

The Reds should pitch him only at night when at home and hit him with a spotlight.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

thats a pretty good try

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This just keeps getting better and better

A Red Reporter get-together would be a must.

I bet they don’t have raves in South Milwaukee.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

And Cleveland

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

anyone know how to properly pronounce "Aroldis"?

ive never heard it in speech, only read it. in my head i say “uh-ROLL-diss”.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 10, 2010 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

paging verka....

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you have it right

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Sheldon is sticking with the 5 years for $25M

And a sixth year option to make it $30M. Also that the deal is a long-term payout.

If this is true Reds=Winnar

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

You guys need some real guidance on here. Care to have some real insight, let me know.

This signing is just to cover the loss or potential loss of one of our starter 5. Arroyo, Harang and Co. have several good years left in them. Chapman is going to be handled with kid gloves and I would expect the money he is being given is to say the club is realistic in its expectation of the guy. I’m guessing this year he’s worth 4-5 wins with a mid 4 era. Get him to work with some coaching and 2011 looks like a potential breakout year for 12-13 wins with substantial strikeout numbers ala Edison Volquez. Volquez, Cueto, Chapman are a solid 2-3-4 punch. We still need a bonfide number one which from what I am told we will get before the 2011 season. Harang and Arroyo will be bought out and that 20-plus million will be well spent on a real number one guy. Throw in Homer and it’s the makeup of a club that could win 92-93 games per year at relatively low payroll. I think it’s a genious move and Cincy is putting themselves in great shape with the farm system they have. Mark it down, Reds in 2011 will contend for not just the division, but for the World Series.

by bengals4eva on Jan 10, 2010 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

dominant for only half a season

coming off major surgery

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

but look how awesome liriano is now!

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

No, he isn't

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Minny won't let him leave

Reds couldn’t afford to pay him if they did

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

you just dont get it

Mauer is a once-in-a-generation catcher. he’s likely the best since Bench, if not ever. $11 mil per year isnt half of what he’s gonna make. if he hits the open market, it wont just be a horse race between Yanks/Sawx. every team with even the slightest room in payroll will make a bid. it will be the biggest FA signing since ARod in Texas.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 11, 2010 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

he's cool

he is related to the Reds Fantasy Camp organizer.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

saw that further down

the pictures not intended to be mean or anything, just was reminded of it by the comment.

by sharks on Jan 11, 2010 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

you knoq wins are kind of a worthless stat

and keeping a 4.10 ERA in Cincinnati is pretty good considering the ball park that they pitch half their games in.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

you need to go look at your comments

from a few days ago on teh Chapman Fanshot about Rosenthal’s tweet.

Seriously EVERYONE was like THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 10, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

except he posted that tonight

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

is this in response to something else

because i said now i’m drinking the kool aid because hell it is something exciting, but I wouldn’t be shocked if this comes back to bite the Reds in the ass. He is like my 2010 Barack Obama, my mind says he is like all the others but my heart is excited anyway.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

actually, I predicted the Reds would sign him 3 weeks ago.

The Reds were quiet and fans were restless and season tickets were about to be dropped until this happened. Now fans will come to the park to get a load of this guy. Smart PR move that didn’t break the bank….just as i predicted. Want more of my predictions? Read on….

by bengals4eva on Jan 10, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm curiuos as to why a guy who throws 94 MPH

with a nasty slider, can’t be a bonafide number one? Honestly an “ace” is such an empty term anyway, I’d rather have 5 #3 level pitchers, than an ace, one or two mid level pitchers, and two pieces of shit. Which is essentially what the Reds were in 2006 and 2007.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

my point of volquez is that he's not a proven commodity...yet

if he comes back after the surgery as good as before, then sure, I’ll put him at the top of the rotation. And seriously, you need an “ace” in the playoffs. Name me one team that won it all without a go-to guy that is virtually unbeatable in the playoffs.

by bengals4eva on Jan 10, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The Big Red Machine had solid staffs

but no real bonafide aces. Gullet got shelled in game 1 of 75.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

kind of the Rich Harden of his day wasn't he?

Really good stuff, really great pitcher when he was healthy, was injured a lot, and his contributions probably needed to be considered gravy.

I was also saying that he was the only truly dominant pitcher I can think of from the 75 team, and he did get shelled in game 1, and the Reds won the World Series inspite of it.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll buy that....

I just think of the way the game is played today….can’t say I see teams going in without a Pettite, Johnson, Clemens, etc and not getting far. I actually like our chances as long as Bailey, Cueto, Volquez can continue to progress….

by bengals4eva on Jan 10, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Rich Harden only once pitched more than 150 innings

and only 4 times more than 100 innings. Gullett pitched over 200 innings 3 times by the time he was 23. Harden is fragile. Gullett was abused and would have had a long career in this day and age.

And Gary Nolan was a dominant pitcher before he was abused too.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Harden was abused too

Much to the dismay people think, Baker can’t handle pitching properly. Someone else stepped in to to Johnny C he can’t pitch winter ball….Baker was all for it. Baker wasn’t a pitcher so he doesn’t know squat about how to take care of your arm. Baker’s last year should have been this past season…

by bengals4eva on Jan 10, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

why is Dusty Baker relevant to Rich Harden?

Harden has never played for Baker.

And Harden was injured all through the minors. The A’s were probably overly cautious with him.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I was referring that Harden was abused, not that he played for Baker

Harden, Harang, Zito, etc were all mishandled by the A’s staff and farm system. True, they churn out pitching prospects left and right like it’s nobody’s business, but there is definately some abuse there. Fortunately for Danny Haren, he got out before it got worse, or maybe he was just lucky. I just feel the A’s use the pitching up then ship them off to teams unaware of their workload.

by bengals4eva on Jan 10, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i think that was part of Beane's phillopshy

get as much out of them while they were cheap and cost controlled, and then ship them out of town when they were about to break down.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

let's see here

are the abused because they got hurt? or are they abused because they actually did something that qualifies as abuse?

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 11, 2010 7:07 AM EST up reply actions  

is that a fair translation though?

Pitchers were used differently then. They seemed to hold up better under abuse then, or maybe abuse was different then.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

abuse is abuse

humans aren’t evolving that quickly. The difference is that pitchers get diagnosed and have surgery more frequently now because it’s actually an option. It wasn’t then. Hell, the Reds sent Nolan to the dentist to ease his arm pain.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

why could pitchers throw more pitches and innings then?

This is actually something I could never understand.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

perhaps

i mean there are freaks today, like Maddux, Glavine, Randy Johnson, Roger Clemans, etc, but I don’t see any future freaks.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm of the belief that hitters are better today

and that modern pitchers have more break on breaking balls.

I think those two dynamics make the game a lot more violent on pitchers arms.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 11, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

the fun thing about this is there is no proof for any of it

so it will always bother me, because i always need more than hunched.

Some people say it is because kids don’t play catch anymore, so they don’t have arm strength, some people say it is because minor league pitchers don’t pitch enough, some say it is because minor league pitchers pitch too much, some say pitchers will hold up better with a 4 man rotation, some say it is because the mound was lowered.

There is no right or wrong answer, because there is no proof.

*please note i’m not saying what you said has no value.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I know that there's no proof.

But I would hate to think that in nearly 140 years worth of baseball, the game’s players haven’t advanced. I would like to think that Cy Young would be an average to slightly-above-average player today. Much like I would hope, in 70 years, that Pujols’ current talents are dwarfed.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 11, 2010 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

i was more just spouting off

thinking about the sound of one hand clapping and what not.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

it's not humans evolving which was my point

True, medical options are out there which in some cases and prolong those careers whose normally would have ended say to Tommy John? However, it’s the added chemicals and scar laden surgeries that have folks tearing down. IMO, skip all the drugs and surgeries and let ’em play….just like old times….

by bengals4eva on Jan 10, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i've been saying the same about antibiotics for years

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

No

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 11, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly it may be the roids

who is to say that modern medicine doesn’t have something to do with it? Not to say they didn’t use stuff back in the day, but I can’t imagine that it was worse than the chemicals and drugs used today. We were a species created to take on natural substances, not these engineered pharmacy standards of today.

by bengals4eva on Jan 10, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I think its different types of conditioning due to amount pitched

Pitchers bad then pitched so much, that the act of pitching became a legitimate strength building exercise. Today we tend to over simplify the understanding of the complexity of issues “more pitching = bad, less = good” when it is not that simple

I think what Nolan Ryan is doing with the farm in Texas is cutting edge and we’ll all be doing that to pitching 10 years from now.

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 11, 2010 7:18 AM EST up reply actions  

so

who gets the DFA to make room? i got even money on Jordan Smith, but im prayin’ like hell Taveras is put on the next bus to Getthehellouttaheresville.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 10, 2010 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

We had a spot open, since Anderson and Nix were minor league deals.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

ahh yes

i forgot Gomes was dropped. carry on.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 10, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

And I'm sure Gomes is feeling great about himself/the Reds

as he watches TV, unemployed from his house after only wanting $1.5M or so…

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Think WLW

will be carrying the Reds press conference?

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Jan 10, 2010 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

I hope so.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

It’s a noon tomorrow. Reds have a “major announcement”

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

whats the announcement?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

i would rec this but you didn't want my jch baby joke to be rec'd

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

and I don't want mine to be rec'd either

because it’s not that good, and frankly I’m just mocking the repetitive pregnancy jokes

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I will work on this

"it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.....and a LOT of silence." -- obc2

by jch24 on Jan 11, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Josh Anderson

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

42 million comes off the books in 2011...potentially....

Personally I’m drooling at the fact that Jocketty made this signing happen with what we could potentially field in 2011….I could care less if we finish at .500 in 2010…..

by bengals4eva on Jan 10, 2010 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

It is amazing

how much this one free agent signing is getting me excited about the Reds again…

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Jan 10, 2010 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

you haven't seen anything yet

The Reds are positioning themselves for big things in 2011…

by bengals4eva on Jan 10, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I expect a Brandon Webb signing

after this season…..Webb, Volquez, Cueto, Bailey, Chapman….nice.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Jan 10, 2010 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

where did the Webb signing come from

is it a joke that I missed or are we serious?

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

always looking at the bright side.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

not only that, but if he's damaged goods nobody will want his ass

And the Reds are always good for a free agent or two at the end of their careers just to see if we can squeeze a few more wins out of them…lol

by bengals4eva on Jan 10, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Webb's surgery

was a clean-up. There was no structural damage. I’ll take him and his ground-ball ways in a heartbeat.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Jan 10, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

So I think the bidding will be spirited for Webb

But I can also see the hometown discount.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Jan 11, 2010 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

for the simple fact that he wants to play near "Kentucky"

I’ll buy that and says he comes to town for the tune of 40 million for 4 years.

by bengals4eva on Jan 11, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Atlanta isn't terribly far from Kentucky

neither is St. Louis, we don’t know exactly what home town is yet. Players also just say things, like Griffey wanted to stay close to home, so he bailed on his deal with Atlanta for Seattle. Rolen gave both St. Louis and Cincinnati a hometown discount.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

No, Atlanta isn't far from Kentucky, but it put the Reds on the map

Plus, I think financially the Reds would bein better shape than the Braves at that point next year. I’m banking on the fact that the Reds should be just plain more interesting to FAs after this year. Again, like I predicted a few weeks ago, the Reds are dealing for big things due to the fact that we have a potential of 42 mil in payroll cleared for 2011. That’s a lot of dough to throw around to “marquee” free agents. With a nucleus of Bruce, Votto, Cueto, Volquez, Stubbs (yes, Stubbs), Massett, Bailey, Herrera and the stockpile already in the the minors, this Chapman signing just boosts us in the talent department 10 fold. Mark my words, the Reds will be talked about for years coming….from 2011 on….

by bengals4eva on Jan 11, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

while i agree that the future looks brighter than the present

just remember that some of that $40 mil or so will go to pay arbitration for guys like Votto, Cueto, Volquez, Masset, and possibly Bruce if he makes Super Two.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 11, 2010 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Considering Webb is from Ashland

St. Louis and Atlanta are a long way from Kentucky.

Cincinnati, Cleveland, and Pittsburgh are all probably closer

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jan 11, 2010 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Cincy is by far the closest, only about 2.5 hours away

My mom’s whole side of the family is from Ashland, and I can say with some certainty that pretty much every baseball fan in the town is a Reds fan.

Except, of course, the obligatory few Sox and Yanks douchy fans

by nycredsfan on Jan 11, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I think there are some Pirates fans in that area as well.

Once you cross the river into WV, though, that’s Pirate country.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 11, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

The Sam's Clubs around that area

definitely carry Reds And Pirates gear

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jan 11, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Chicago is an hour away from an airport in Kentucky.

That’s close, and that’s a huge market to bid against.

I now know where Andorra is.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 11, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

im not sure what you meant to say here,

but chicago is five hours away from any part of kentucky

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 11, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

did he mean flying time?

if so, thats misleading

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 11, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

well, but, ugh, i mean, come on!

an hour’s flight doesnt include a lot of travel time. for family, which is a big part off moving close to home, it still takes at least 5 hours to get from ashland to chicago, considering driving to the airport, getting there early, going through security, checking bags, boarding time, taxiing, walking through airports, picking up bags and finding transportation to the ball park. so you cheated!

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 11, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't considering the trip to Ashland.

But his family could do some of the traveling, too. If the family drives up to Columbus, Cincinnati, or Lexington, there are one-hour flights.

Then there is the private airplane concept, paid for by the club in some contracts.

I now know where Andorra is.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 11, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Webb or something along those lines

Webb has dominated us for years…if he’s healthy, he could very well land in Cincy….Chapman should be in the rotation by 2011, maybe 2012…

by bengals4eva on Jan 10, 2010 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

Mads, as much as you and I both love Ms. Fox

That picture was too huge.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

Thank you, and well done

We can’t go an entire good thread without our good luck charm!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 11, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

wait

when did you learn how to make pictures smaller?

by Daedalus on Jan 11, 2010 12:10 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

If I told you I'd have to kill you

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry

by Madville on Jan 11, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm outta here

It’s been fun, but my sabbatical must resume. Be good.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

rather forward for a guy who has been apart of RR for less than a day

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Or since March 26, 2009

And no, you and Madville aren’t going to be authors either.

by Brendanukkah on Jan 11, 2010 12:11 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i read last login

i really don’t want to be an author, i don’t want to administrate, and I don’t have enough original content to offer.

But the people voted for Mads.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

well, talent is as talent does

Most folks jump at the chance to get inside data. No harm, no foul.

by bengals4eva on Jan 11, 2010 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

diaries? lol, I'll accept the minimum charge then for my services

What data would you like? See, that’s part of the bargain, you get the info when I’m hired. Let’s just say I’m good for my word. Is this an interview? Sure, I coul open my own blog, but that requires more work. I’m looking to enhance a current system.

by bengals4eva on Jan 11, 2010 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I've yet to see any "inside data"

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 11, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

thats because youre on the outside

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 11, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Think inside the box!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 11, 2010 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

this guy is actually Mark Stowe.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Ever heard of Stephanie Ben?

I’m related, good enough for you chums?

by bengals4eva on Jan 11, 2010 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

i was hoping to join this clan from my witty comments

So, if that works for you folks, then I’ll take that as a yes. Steph is acutally my sister-in-law, but I can bet you a buffalo nickel I will hear about transactions before anyone on here will.

by bengals4eva on Jan 11, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't think you ask to be a writer, i mean i never seriously wanted to be a writer

so i never seriously asked. But I am guessing are stable of writers and mods were anointed for being popular and stand out posters. And there is JCH. I trust Slyde to choose good writers, all our mods and writers are top quality.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll ask again, right here

Someone please post the top 10 most-viewed stories on this site from 2009.

"it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.....and a LOT of silence." -- obc2

by jch24 on Jan 11, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I know what you're getting at

All this proves is that you need to do more ridiculous eating challenges to drive the traffic up around here.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 11, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as someone else is buying, I'm game :)

"it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.....and a LOT of silence." -- obc2

by jch24 on Jan 11, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

You owe me many many beers, BTW

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry

by Madville on Jan 11, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You shit and fell back in it, old man

You can have my beer when you pry it from my warm, passed out fingers!

"it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.....and a LOT of silence." -- obc2

by jch24 on Jan 11, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Mecklenburg Gardens

the Uber Terminator: Eat a 2 lbs spicy sausage with 1/2 lbs of kraut, peppers & onions within 1 hour and its free.

ole, bitch.

you in? its a new year after all…

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 11, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I will be happy to document this feat for the site

"look at me! im hablahing espanyoll!" - Charlie Scrabbles

by BK on Jan 11, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

You buy, I die

" 'than's pussy looks better than your cock." -- BubbaFan to ZJiff30

by jch24 on Jan 11, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

If I were local...

…that kraut would be in trouble.

I now know where Andorra is.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 12, 2010 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

that's racist!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jan 12, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew i could count on you

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry

by Madville on Jan 11, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still not seeing what you mean by "joining"

By all means, anyone is welcome to write posts and comments. Do you feel prevented from doing that currently?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 11, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh no, but I don't want to intrude, either

Just though you folks might want some more inside information, nothing more.

by bengals4eva on Jan 11, 2010 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

You're more than welcome to give us all the "inside information" you want

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 11, 2010 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

fair enough

Look for the Reds players making appearances in Krogers starting in Feb….and no, this isn’t the inside info you might want, but I will keep you posted of any truths to player transactions…until I get told I’m not allowed.

by bengals4eva on Jan 11, 2010 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

sweet

welcomes!

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 11, 2010 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

who the fuck is Stephanie Ben?

Oh i googled it, she is the Reds Fantasy Camp coordinator, well i mean can you tell us who will be playing with Slyde?

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Steph does more than the camps, trust me

She went to school for marketing but landed this gig for the Reds. She sees more than she’s suppose to.

by bengals4eva on Jan 11, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

I think we’ve heard of her

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 11, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm listening to that interview

she seems talented and an asset to the organization.

Chris Dickerson is my brother so can i be a mod?

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 11, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Slyde has actually talked with her, he'll tell you

and if Chris Dickerson has a brother, that’s news to me.

by bengals4eva on Jan 11, 2010 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I know

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

no actually i have not seen a picture of her

i really don’t think looks add or take away from her value to the organization. She seems like she is confident at her job, and is enthusiastic about the job, and does an excellent job of organizing it.

That is a pretty sexist remark.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm allowed, I'm family

I rib my brother every day. Yes, I’m slightly jealous and he knows, relax.

by bengals4eva on Jan 11, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

you are allowed to think she is an asset to the organization

simply because of her looks.

That is why what you said is sexist. Women in the work place are too often judged by their appearance rather than their actual abilities.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

My sexiness is an asset to RR.

No question.

I hope justin doesn’t judge me by my appearance…

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 11, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Will you promise not to judge me on mine

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

oh well that picture got cut off

but i think it works better like that.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm actually a big red sussage.

YUM!!!

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

i just tried to find a picture from that old school scoreboard add

you get a lot of interesting things when you google image search; “Cincinnati reds”, kahn’s, yum.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

oddly enough I found Ronald Reagan.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

chicken diener?

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 11, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

no, I'm allowed to make those comments because I'm related

She knows I tease, it’s all in fun, nohing derrogatory or negative towards her, my brother would probably beat my ass anyway…lol

by bengals4eva on Jan 11, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we're alright, thanks

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 11, 2010 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

After a brief Wikipedia search

I have concluded that Aroldis Chapman is the most famous person ever to hold an Andorran citizenship.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 11, 2010 12:00 AM EST reply actions  

I expect Reds jersey sales to skyrocket in the small European mountain country.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 11, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Alright, I'm done for tonight. I'll check back with you fine folks tomorrow

during the presser.

Aroldis says ‘peace out, bitches.’ He has to get his sleep. He has a big day tomorrow.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 11, 2010 12:34 AM EST reply actions  

how about "the matador"?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 11, 2010 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

See you tomorrow, superstar

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 11, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

3 hour nap

Now I’m back…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jan 11, 2010 1:02 AM EST reply actions  

As a Phillies fan I hate to see him join the Reds

However, as a fan of the Mudcats, who goes to at least a dozen games a year, I’m thrilled to get the opportunity to watch him in person.

by Cormican on Jan 11, 2010 1:03 PM EST reply actions  

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Watching Chapman's Third Outing
NYT piece on Walt Jocketty
Lost: One Baseball Season
Our very own Snohio can be spotted at the 1:00 mark of this video.  I bet he really really enjoyed last night's game & Chapman's debut!
HAPPY AROLDIS DAY!
I hit Vegas hard this weekend, but stopped in to see how Pete was doing. When I snapped this picture, he was watching a horse race actively when he glanced down to see what he was signing.
The Bats get better.
Classy Cardinals Reprise!

I hope to construct a music video montage of classy St. Louis Cardinal moments, perhaps setting it to Mariah Carey's "Hero."

Please take a moment to find the classiest incidents in recent Cardinal history, and link to an article covering the event, or video or pictures if you can find them. And if you just have a ridiculous photo of a recent Cardinal, please post a link here to the highest resolution image you can find. 

I think we can all learn from such a classy organization. Let's give it a try.
And you thought I missed that..

Thanks for a wonderful evening.
Given the circumstances you were overly gracious!
A Vin Scully anecdote from last night...

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