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The Reds Have Signed Aroldis Chapman to a 5yr/$30 million deal

It's not the right "C", but it will be soon.

It's not the right "C", but it will be soon.

Jeff Passan at Yahoo is confirming that the Reds have signed Cuban phenom Aroldis Chapman to a deal that is reportedly worth $30 million over 5 years.  No word yet as to the breakout of the money, but I would venture to guess that it will be back-loaded, especially with both Aaron Harang and Bronson Arroyo's money possibly coming off of the books after this season and Francisco Cordero's contract being done after 2012. 

Chapman is a 22-year old left-handed flame thrower who burst onto the international scene in the 2009 World Baseball Classic.  When he defected to the U.S. this past year, he quickly became one of the most sought after pitching prospects this side of Stephen Strasburg.  Chapman's fastball sits in the mid-90s and has been known to touch 100 MPH on occasion.  He's got a decent slider, but he doesn't have enough control over any of his pitches right now to expect that he'll be a factor with the big league squad in 2010.  This is definitely a long term deal from the Reds perspective.

Now as Reds fans, I think we have a natural inclination to think what is wrong about this deal.  Yes, $30 million is a lot of money, but spent over 5 years, this deal shouldn't complete debilitate the budget.  In fact, I would guess that if either Harang or Arroyo gives the Reds reason to be held on to for 2011, they should still have room in their budget to keep one of those guys depending on how Chapman's contract is structured.  Yes, there are no guarantees with pitching prospects, but Chapman might be the best pitching prospect the Reds have signed in, well, ever.  That doesn't mean that he'll turn into an ace, but at least they are spending on upside for once.  This is a far cry from giving a large chunk of money to a player who never had the potential to be worth that money in the first place.

So, today, enjoy it.  The Reds - your Cincinnati Reds - have actually signed a highly desirable player.  These kinds of days don't happen a lot in Cincinnati.

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Welcome to the New Reds

run by those guys we were pissed at 2 days ago.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

Well hey!

Look at the Reds! So much for my lazy Sunday.

Calmer than you are.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jan 10, 2010 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

According to John Fay

#Reds talking to Cuban left-hander Aroldis Chapman. Deal not signed. Could be for as long as 10 years.
http://twitter.com/johnfayman/status/7603126765

by chuthus on Jan 10, 2010 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

no offense to Fay

but I’ll stick with Jeff Passan. He’s been following the story all morning. Fay is getting dragged off of furlough to cover it.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

doesnt he have connections in the front office?

no Reds brass wants to throw the beat writers a bone on this one?

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

his furlough must have been over today

No way would they drag him off furlough, no matter what. They aren’t even allowed to make phone calls or answer e-mails when on furlough.

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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I was being dramatic

of course they wouldn’t have stopped the furlough.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

so he couldnt call even for biggest story in a year?

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

boobs can probably clarify the rules of furlough, but as I understand it, they can’t do anything regarding their job.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

They would get someone else to do it.

The rules are very strict. He laid them out in one of his blog posts. No work means no work.

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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I sure did shit! Adroolis Chapman!

 Shomer shabbos!

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

if he's an exempt employee and his furlough was one day from being over and they called him to cover this,

then theyd have to pay him for this week and give him another furlough week. i doubt that happened though. they probably just figured out a way to end it today. (C-J furloughs are monday through sunday, but even if the enquirer is the same, they could probably call it sunday to saturday if he didnt work last sunday.)

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

thats not entirely true

for nonexempt employees (or salaried), furloughs are on a day-by-day basis, so each day taken off furlough just has to be replaced by one furlough day later. exempt employees, however, must stay on furlough an entire week. some writers are exempt, some are not, so it just depends on the fay’s job status. if the enquirer is like the courier, though, furlough weeks run monday through sunday.

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks

i suppose that protects the writers from being forced to work without pay?

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what I thought

he just probably had to get manager approval, because there is no way he’s no-exempt

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 10, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

he could be

some of our writers are. i am. there doesnt seem to be a clear reason for why one writer is and another isnt

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

furloughs

I spent part of the last summer doing the furlough gig at my newspaper. We weren’t even allowed to check our emails on a furlough day/week. I am a Guild employee and even mgt. staff followed the same structure.

Don't try to win every game, just the last one.

by johnu1 on Jan 10, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

im not allowed to do that during my furlough either

im just saying, for nonexempt employees, its on a day-by-day basis. some employees take furloughs spread out one day a week over five weeks. if you DO check email or go into the office or whatever, it busts your furlough period. if youre nonexempt, that’s one day. if youre exempt, it’s a whole week

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You meant the 2009 World Baseball Classic, right?

On one hand, it’s great seeing our Redlegs actually making a big signing like this. On the other hand, I always get nervous when our Reglegs make a big signing like this. It makes me wonder why a team with bigger pockets didn’t snatch him up.

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jan 10, 2010 3:20 PM EST reply actions  

it's weird isn't.

I detest that I, too, think that way.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Jan 10, 2010 4:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

My answer:

They can pay him stupid money when he’s proven. It’s always about ‘Win now’ in NY, Boston, Philly and Chicago.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah the Cubs are going places!!!

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

No, they're not but they did sign Soriano and others.

Also, the White Sox have actually made some good later-in-their career moves. Thome for example.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

this is encouraging, and perhaps a reason not to worry so much about his WBC stats

link

“He’s the real deal,‘’ one scout told ESPNBoston.com on Thursday. "He’s a real good athlete. When he was pitching for Cuba, it was almost like he was a reliever when he was starting, told to throw as hard as he could for as long as he could.

“He’s not ready for the big leagues yet, but he has a fabulous arm. His slider is going to be a plus pitch, and though he has no feel yet for the changeup, his arm action is good and that could come with time.’’

by nycredsfan on Jan 10, 2010 3:26 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, I hope so.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Gawd, I hopies.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

CUMB'D

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jan 10, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

"Neeener neener neener" one Reds employee told ESPNBoston.com

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Jan 10, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Baltimore got the first down

but they got absolutely screwed on the spot

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

I really like the move

Chapman was clearly raw when I watched him during the WBC, but clearly talented and athletic, too. If the Reds’ scouts feel that the player development guys can coach him up with regard to his command of the secondary stuff, everything else is there.

As I said on the other thread, this points to the Reds’ FO viewing 2010 as a consolidation year to evaluate guys like Bruce, Bailey, Cueto and Chapman. Then, 2011 is “The Year,” adding Volquez and Chapman to the rotation, and having the Harang/Arroyo money to supplement Votto/Bruce/Rolen/Phillips on offense. It’s a better plan than this organization has had in at least a decade, and i’m much less depressed about the Reds’ organizational philosophy than I was 24 hours ago.

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by BLee2525 on Jan 10, 2010 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

an excellent synopsis.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly

it feels good that it is actually plausible that they have a real plan.

Better than the Ghostbusters plan. “Get ‘em? That’s your plan, Ray? Get ’em?”

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by bbjones on Jan 10, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

John Heyman is passive-aggressively knocking the deal

constantly repeating that $30 million is a lot of money. Still yet to acknowledge that it’s over 5 years.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

So what's the deal with Jay Leno and Conan?

i don’t understand how they co-exist in late night. Anyone have a good prediction?

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Jay's on NBC

Conan’s on Fox.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

the rumor is jay goes back to tonight show at 11

conan goes back to late night at 12. and fallon is pushed into a new show at 1

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

with which intern?

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Whichever one he has cornered.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

leno is going to 11:30

affiliates have to have the news at 11:00

they are the driving force behind leno going back to the tonight shot time slot

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

This is correct,

and Leno’s show will only be 1/2 hour, with Conan at 12

by nycredsfan on Jan 10, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

whats the alternative?

moving to a brand new program at fox thats never been attempted and might get scary bad ratings?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

and make an unreasonable amount of money while doing so

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

is that what he told you?

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

no,

that’s what the entertainment gossip sites told me

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

i must admit

i havent done that kind of extensive research

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Jay to 11:35 after the Olympics end.

For half an hour.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jan 10, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

conan's out

leno continues to be terrible and get rewarded for it

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i dont watch any of them anymore

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah well the daily show is on at 11, and colbert at 11:30

so they really aren’t necessary.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

daily show and colbert aren't in HD

so screw them

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

What do you think you're missing

watching them in SD?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

30 percent of the screen coverage, for one

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

jon stewart's dreaminess

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

yes they are

you just don’t have Comedy Central HD. The shows went HD this past week with the start of the new season.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

ah. i did not know that

and yes, i don’t have comedy central HD.

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

does comcast have comedy central in hd?

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

they are now

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

this has been covered

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

SB Nation says Reds have a weak rotation

Chapman is one of the top lefties on the market and will likely begin in the minor leagues before joining their weak rotation. The Reds already have young pitchers Edinson Volquez, Johnny Cueto, and Homer Bailey, not to mention veterans Aaron Harang and Bronson Arroyo in the rotation, meaning the Reds have no reason to rush him unless he pitches well and the Reds compete for the division lead, which isn’t expected for another couple of seasons.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

Translation

A-R-R-R!! Maloney throws like a girl

Start SEEing motorcycles

by Excalib8 on Jan 10, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Its Funny

How all of us nerds found out about this within an hour of it happening, or before hand even, and it’s the middle of winter. Then again, the snow is responsible for some things.

Start SEEing motorcycles

by Excalib8 on Jan 10, 2010 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

Passan has a full story up

on Yahoo:

After the workout in Houston, many were convinced. The 6-foot-4 Chapman, not throwing at maximum effort, flashed good command of his breaking pitches in two short bullpen sessions. And his fastball led one front-office man to say, very simply, "It’s awesome."

The Reds apparently agreed.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

It's been there for three hours, dude.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't listen to Gray.

Good share. :)

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Derek Jeter's getting married

this has been one hell of a surprising news day!

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

bazinga!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

edelman is having a sick game

if the pats lose, it wont be because welker’s out

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 3:49 PM EST reply actions  

So, where does Chapman start?

Dayton? Carolina? Chattanooga? Louisville?

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

probably not chattanooga

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

VT

He’ll be working with Joe Oliver in Vermont.

by Matt McWax on Jan 10, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

If it's Oliver

then shouldn’t the abbreviation be VD?

by Pops Daniels on Jan 10, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think it depends on if the Reds think he's going to be ready in 2010

If they don’t, then there’s no harm in sending him to Carolina.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Chattanooga's not one of our teams anymore

I think he goes to Louisville.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

dang.

How’d I forget that?

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You didn't completely, you did get their AA team right

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Lynchburg, Chattanooga

close enough.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd start him out in Dayton

and if it goes well, quickly move him up. I’d much rather start him out too low rather than too high.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

actually by Dayton i meant high A

there Carolina team. It was so much simpler when their high a-ball team played in Sarasota.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Carolina is the AA team.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Carolina's AA

Lynchburg is the High A team.

by Brendanukkah on Jan 10, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

the high A ball is the lynchburg team

they play in the same league as the potomac cannons, so i look forward to watching them play this season!

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like that

I’d love to see him at 5/3 at least once.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll see what i can do

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You know you'll lose out to "the competition"

All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.

by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe he'll open a checking account with them

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

he starts

In short A ball maybe goes from there to Double-A. I doubt he goes to Dayton.

Don't try to win every game, just the last one.

by johnu1 on Jan 10, 2010 3:52 PM EST reply actions  

Good to see you, Verka

Best nickname I’ve heard for him so far.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

dunno

i’d kind of like to see non-espanol nickname for a Latin player, for a change.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

the matador?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

let's call him rex

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Rex Manning

All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.

by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

translate'd

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

also means

“a card in the game of ombre”

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jan 10, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

MechaGodzilla

That way everyone’s confused.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

How about Graham?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jan 10, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Too soon

All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.

by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Roller Girl is down for it

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Er, yeah, I just noticed that

I purposely went with the most ‘family friendly’ photo I could find of her. I failed.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

i call it a win!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

tennessee tied it up

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

as bruce pearl said

they’ve still got a lot of weapons

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

ha

thats nice

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

is bobby maze

still driving that Ferrari?

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

driving the lane anyway

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

looks like she's up for it, actch

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not your-oldis, he-s not my-oldis....

All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.

by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I like this, actually

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Jan 10, 2010 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

VERY well done!

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Jan 11, 2010 6:31 AM EST up reply actions  

you mean...

You think they’ll start in him in AAA, where he’ll face the Durham Bulls?

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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Leake

Chapman is a good idea to supplement the presumably can’t miss but lower-ceiling Leake.

by Matt McWax on Jan 10, 2010 3:59 PM EST reply actions  

Leake replaces Arroyo

he’s got a nasty hook.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

2011 and beyond

Can anyone tell me how long we have Chapman, Bailey, Cueto, Volquez, Wood, Leake
and Maloney signed up for?

by Indysawinner on Jan 10, 2010 4:02 PM EST reply actions  

If chapman is for 5 years

then he’s through 2014, Cueto’s under control for 4 more years, Bailey for 4ish, Volquez for 3-4, Leake for 6 once he makes the MLB club, Maloney 5 more.

So, yeah, a long time

by nycredsfan on Jan 10, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Chapman could be longer

if he spends all of 2010 in the minors, they’d have him for 6 years. And if he spends all of 2011 in the minors, it’d be 7 years. Etc…

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

but he will still be under the REds control after his contract ends,

because it takes 6 years to hit arbitration, and I doubt CHapman will see much service time in 2010, so the earliest Chapman can go free agent under his own rights is 2017, assuming he is a full time big leaguer starting in 2011.

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by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Maloney

’till, uh, well I no longer care about him.

by Pops Daniels on Jan 10, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Maloney until we trade him to the Pirates

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by BK on Jan 10, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, they're all pre-arb guys, so they're not really "signed," but....

The guys who haven’t seen the Majors (Wood, Leake, Chapman) or have been in the Majors for less than a season (Maloney) all have to get 6 full seasons of Major League service time before they get Free Agency.

Cueto has 2 full seasons under his belt, so we get him for one more at league minimum, then 3 years at arbitration rates.

Volquez’s service time is strange. Cot’s contracts shows him at 1year, 120 days coming into the season, but I’m not sure exactly how DL time is counted. So, we have him for at least 4, and maybe 5 more seasons.

Bailey had 86 days coming into the season, and I’m not sure if he got to a full year with his time in ’09. So, we have him for at least 5 more seasons, and possibly 6.

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by BLee2525 on Jan 10, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I was pretty sure 15-day DL time was, not sure about 60-day.

Since he’s technically not part of the 40-man when he’s on the 60-day.

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by BLee2525 on Jan 10, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I recall being told that 60-day DL also counts as service time

the only way to get out of service time is to be in the minors. 40-man doesn’t affect that.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

that is correct

that is why the Reds never put Bray on the 60 day, so they won’t lose a year of service time. He spent the season on the 40 man roster, but on the minor league dl.

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by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

And wasn't Reds AAAA prospect Brian Lane's time on the 60-day-DL

his only MLB service time?

Y’know…back in them there early 90’s?

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by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

My rough estimates

have the Reds paying for about 6-1/2 WAR. Here is a breakdown of my estimations. Keeping in mind this is a very general estimation so no nitpicking. :)

I have set 1 WAR in 2010 worth $3.5M and increase it by 10% each year. I start his WAR at 0.0 for 2010 then after I set an initial 2011 WAR, I increase the following years WAR value by 0.5 each year. I then adjust the 2011 WAR until the total value of the contract matches $30M, then sum up all the WARs to figure out what the Reds are paying for. This is not an estimation of how much he is worth, just an estimation on what the Reds are paying for and what the break even point may be.

Year, WAR$, Proj WAR, $Value
2010, $3.5M, 0.0, 0.0
2011, $3.85M, 0.87, 3.35
2012, $4.23M, 1.37, 5.80
2013, $4.66M, 1.87, 8.71
2014, $5.12, 2.37, 12.14

Total WAR: 6.48
Total Value: $30.00M
Years: 5

by Xeifrank on Jan 10, 2010 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

can someone translate this for me?

is this good WAR value or not?

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by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

it means

The Reds are paying Chapman to give them 6-1/2 wins above what a replacement level pitcher would give them over the next five years. For example, Cueto was worth 1.6 WAR in 2009. The risk comes in that Chapman may not reach the bigs for a couple of years, or may never be an effective major league pitcher.
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by Xeifrank on Jan 10, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

There is always risk

there is risk when you sit on your hands and do nothing and there is risk when you sign Eric Milton to a big contract. At least this risk has upside, and as you’ve shown, he doesn’t need to be otherworldly for this to be an acceptable contract. Just needs to be decent.

The one that that is weird is that he was a free agent, but not by service time. That makes the numbers weirder than normal.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

risk

… not arguing the risk point. Just saying that for the Reds to break even they need around 6-1/2 WAR out of Chapman over the life of the contract. I think we all know what the risk is and why.
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by Xeifrank on Jan 10, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Fox

says Chapman has agreed to a deal. An official announcement is expected when he passes his physical.

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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2010 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

and SI.com

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by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

the final line of that article is:

Now, sources say, one will be one display in the middle of Ohio.

Who the hell proofreads online content nowadays? Cincy in the middle of Ohio, nice job Si.com.

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by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah!

One will be one display? Who proofreads that stuff?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That's entirely accurate

One can hardly be two displays.

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by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

one is not big enough to hold two

thats why two was created

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

two can be as bad as one

it’s the loneliest number since the number one.

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by bbjones on Jan 10, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh, and Heyman thinks the Reds are "cracked" for making the deal

he’s still focused on the $30 million and has yet to talk about the 5 years.

BTW, didn’t the Red Sox spend over $100 million to sign Matsuzaka? Weren’t they praised for that deal? WTF?

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

duh

We’re not the Sawx.

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by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

NO DENIES THIS!!!!

/Tawmy’d

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Matsuzaka was ML ready

No one thinks Chapman is. Yet.

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by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Matsuzaka cost the Sox 3 times as much

MLB ready or not, he wasn’t “proven”

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

plus that included a $50 million negotiating fee.

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

right

im saying, that makes that deal much worse. they paid him a market contract, plus a $50 lump sum up front just to talk to him

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what I'm saying too

thank you for agreeing with me

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I love it when a plan comes together.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Big difference between 8 seasons in NPB and 4 years in Cuba

Matsuzaka had also dominated in the WBC preceding the contract.

by ken on Jan 10, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I repeat

Matsuzaka cost 3 times as much. And the signing was praised. My point is that it was 3 times as much!

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Plenty of writers questioned the Daisuke signing

So far, it’s only Heyman who’s jumping on the Reds. And he’s an idiot.

by ken on Jan 10, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I know

My point is that it was 3 times as much.

Actually, I’m more annoyed that Heyman keeps repeating the $30 million without making any reference to the years on the deal. That’s the most important thing. $30 million over 2 years is a helluva lot different than $30 million over 5 or 10 years.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, it's still $30 million of risk.

If he burns out in the minors, we’re out $30 million, spread out over 5 or 10 years or not. The contract terms only really matter if he succeeds, at which point he could easily be a bargain at $5 million a year—but would probably not be at, say, $30 million/year.

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by Gray on Jan 11, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

But Dice-K had his own super-secret pitch, remember?

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by "Red" Moskau on Jan 11, 2010 6:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't agree with your point at all

According to Fay, it’s 4 times as much.

My only point was that Matsuzaka was more “proven.” Which we all agree is the reason he got a lot more $$ than Chapman.

by ken on Jan 11, 2010 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Chapman's not a Boras client,

therefore, Heyman doesn’t think he’s worth the money.

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by BLee2525 on Jan 10, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

no doubt

and all big market teams are going to bash his “make-up” or something racist like that, they didn’t pony up

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 10, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Fox comment i thought was funny

this just in.he is really livan hernandez’ older brother

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 10, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

well said

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by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

But is there anything more to it than that?

It’s rare, sure, but is it markedly “good”?

by Jake Liscow on Jan 10, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

if he's good enough to pitch in the majors

it will make him more viable because of the rarity. The key is for him to get to the majors though.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess I don't get it then.

It’s rare but not an advantage, the way I read it. If he can’t control pitches, he’s going to be garbage. If he can find the plate, he’d be good as a righty or lefty.

by Jake Liscow on Jan 10, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a dart at you, but just skepticism generally.

I like that he throws hard and I hope he’s amazing but I don’t understand why it matters that he’s a lefty.

by Jake Liscow on Jan 10, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i think its an advantage because its a rarity

the ball coming off a lefty’s hand looks the opposite than coming off a righty’s. add to it the fact that he’s a fireballer, it’s a look that hitters aren’t used to, which puts him at an advantage.

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

oh this came way late huh

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty rare for anyone to throw 100mph

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by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

But his left-handedness is only a rarity.

I was trying to ascertain whether or not there was a distinct advantage to having a left-handed pitcher that throws hard as compared to a right-handed pitcher that throws hard, fundamentally, not in terms of matchups.

by Jake Liscow on Jan 10, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Educated Guess:

The arm angle and radius of the pitcher’s delivery effect the rate that the batter picks up on the pitch thrown

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by Excalib8 on Jan 10, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, certainly

The movement on a lefty’s ball is odd to face for batters of either hand especially at those speeds. The rarity lends to the increased effectiveness and desirability.

by Pops Daniels on Jan 10, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That's no joke about a lefty's movement

just playing catch with one is sometimes strange because of the weird movement. I have no idea how they do it.

by Pops Daniels on Jan 10, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I've broken more windows this way...

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by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

But there are many lefties in baseball.

I guess one that throws hard could be partiuclarly advantageous

by Jake Liscow on Jan 10, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

only about 30% of pitchers are lefties

it’s rare enough that a guy throwing 4-8 mph faster would probably f-up your game

by nycredsfan on Jan 10, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep,

If a plus second pitch develops and he throws strikes with that heater, you have Randy Johnson.

by Pops Daniels on Jan 10, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

the slider is already above average, could be plus

he just needs to learn to control it. If he can get an average offspeed pitch to round it out, look out.

by nycredsfan on Jan 10, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

A Soto change-up = fuck the Cubs, hard

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It's all in the hips

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by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Coriolis effect

Righties are better in the southern hemisphere.

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by bbjones on Jan 10, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Not if they're screwballers.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks!

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by Excalib8 on Jan 10, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That documentary was really deep

I hope that he tries to move his wife and child to America, instead of moving on with his 30 million dollars

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by Excalib8 on Jan 10, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

just finished watching those

i want to watch the pitching again!

can you imagine having to chose between the freedom to pursue your dream and your family? i sure hope relations are normalized soon.

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly Cuba doesn't want them normalized

Johnson, Nixon, Carter, and Clinton all gave Cuba a chance, but Cuba doesn’t want it. The embargo is a huge symbol for the Revolution. If relations is normalized what does the gov’t have to stand on?

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by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly

conservatives argue it isolates them, while in reality it makes them more powerful by elevating there position.

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 10, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Johnson, Nixon, Carter, and Clinton all had to deal with Fidel

Raul is a bit more, uh, not so anti-capitalist. the ice is already thawing.

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Raul also has a more tenuious position

he doesn’t have the talents that his brother has.

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by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The only way relations will be normalized is if Obama is personally involved

He’s a little to busy with other stuff right now. Personally I would love to go, my great aunt was a big band singer in Habana and left just before the revolution, says its the most beautiful beach she’s ever seen.

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 10, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

we could move the marlins to havana!

they’d fill a stadium! and that would be the bestest road trip ever!

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

ah Cuba is very safe

there is almost no gun violence, and a cop on every corner, goes with the whole military/police state thing.

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by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

but there's no fresh milk

i’d rather live in a dangerous world with milk!

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by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't care what they say

I won’t live in a world without love.

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by bbjones on Jan 10, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Guess you saw Avatar.

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by crolfer on Jan 10, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

aren't you glad that I am here

I got your Cuba information covered.

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by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

actually

I pretty sure their homicide rates are much lower in cuba.

Noone has money + no guns = no murder

I know a Canadian that goes down there about once a year or so to help their rum distilleries

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 10, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i love Havana Club

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by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Its good stuff

I have a bottle in the bar that I brought back from Guadalajara last November.

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 10, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

actually Congress has to authroize it

The Helms Burton Act requires Congress to overturn the embargo, and any Congressman or Senator with a large Cuban constituency would commit political suicide to overturn it.

Thank you Mr. Clinton for singing this act.

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by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

hehe

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

you must be talking about Varadero

this sand is white

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by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

you are loving this signing

being our Cuban expert in chief. Kinda like the weatherman last week.

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 10, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Impressive frame.

Nice, easy arm action. Lots of moving parts in his delivery. Pro coaching easily should smooth him out.

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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 10, 2010 5:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

and Fay insists it could be for up to 10 years

link

I’ll tell you what, if it is for anywhere from 7-10 years and still for only 30 mil, that’s a great job by the FO.

I wonder if after the first few years it involves club options?

by nycredsfan on Jan 10, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I do like this
A rotation with Edinson Volquez, Johnny Cueto, Homer Bailey and Chapman could return the franchise to its successful past.

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by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but who's the fifth? Leake?

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

and Leake doesn't exactly lob the ball up there

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by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

no kidding

Voltron/Bailey/Chapman/Cueto/Leake is a rotation I like a lot.

If we can sign a hitter or two with the Harang/Arroyo money, we’ll be in business.

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by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

anybody else settling down to watch UT-KU?

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

i'm going to watch the packers/cardinals game

instead of watching the tyler smith-less vols get beat by 40

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah ill be over there if this game blows up like it should

im not totally sold on kansas though. this is a good chance for me to see what theyre about

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah kansas isn't the #1 team in the country

but Tennessee should be bad the rest of the season

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

UT has two things going for it

the games at home, and they could be riding the emotions of the suspensions

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

sherron collins looks fat and slow

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

he lacks sec speed

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me guess who you think should be #1

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by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

texas

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

texas now

kentucky in march

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Louisville?

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by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh, no

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by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

about to jump off their bandwagon also?

see: Bengals early 2009 season

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by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Also See:

University of Louisville Football Team

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Kragthorpe'd

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Jan 10, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll never leave the Cards

But I’d be a damned fool to say they’re the #1 team in the country. There does exist a middle ground on most topics, you know.

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by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

solid point

but he’ll never understand that.

everything is “the worst thing of all time”

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

kinda like

“John Wall is the fastest player I’ve ever seen” I know a couple people like that.

by Dave from Louisville on Jan 10, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i havent seen every player ever

but john wall is the fastest player ive ever seen

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Are we talking with the ball or without?

Because Wall is up ther when it comes to fastest player with the ball. I still put early Kidd and early Kevin Johnson ahead of him. Of course, I’m talking about early in their NBA career. I think Wall will best them as he improves his game.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

with the ball

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

and splits 5 defenders for a layup

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

this tennessee/kansas game

makes me think about how good UK would be if they had wound up with Hopson and Henry

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i was just talking to someone else about that

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Chan is now firmly rooting for Tennessee

Her statement on Henry’s 3 point play:

“Aw…Come on you thugs!”

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Would you say Wall is faster wih the ball end to end than Tony Parker right now?

Yes, I’m serious. Against NBA defense, btw.

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by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

As a Spurs and UK fan

i can confidently say that John Wall is currently a better all around player than Tony Parker

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

everyone knows the KGB killed JFK....

And Wall is the fasted guard I’ve seen in my lifetime at UK

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by btcoop71 on Jan 10, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

that was Ainge v. Notre Dame

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by Caleb on Jan 10, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured. I'd still place him at No. 3.

But I do expect that to change.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

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by BK on Jan 10, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I might

depending on how this NFL game goes.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

MLB Network FTW

BTW, they announced 5 year/30 million as well

Start SEEing motorcycles

by Excalib8 on Jan 10, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i like this compliment

"They’ve got really good international scouts, and they’ve invested on the international side." (from the Fox article)

things are looking very bright!

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

Bob scored some points with me today

this shows he is serious about winning, he didn’t have to spend this money, but he did. It also shows he is interested in alternative routes, i’m drinking the kool aid and this is growing on me.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 4:50 PM EST reply actions  

Touchdown Cardinals!

Today’s games are going much better than yesterday’s

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

Hey Look!

Rajon Rondo had a triple double today!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 4:57 PM EST reply actions  

Bankroll-is Chapman!

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

hate to say it, but

‘ar-youreallyonly22years-oldis’ Chapman

by nycredsfan on Jan 10, 2010 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

So he's 26 maybe...:)

Works for me…then he’s just entering his prime!

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Jan 10, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

In that documentary, it shows a picture of his legal passport

I would hope that’s right

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

actually Cuba does a pretty good job of keeping records

so his age is what it states.

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by justin007000 on Jan 10, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

After yesterday's misery

I’m almost giddy today. First watching the Ravens had Brady and Belichick a thorough ass-whupping, then this. Don’t check the computer for three hours and look what happens.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Jan 10, 2010 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

I hate to say it, but I love

the way Baltimore plays. Run the ball, play serious defense and be relentless.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Jan 10, 2010 5:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

you sound like bill cowher

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Am I right that the Reds roster

has 39 players, so Chapman will be added without anyone being DFA’d?

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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 10, 2010 5:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Yeah, that's a rec.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jan 10, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

correct

anderson was signed to a minor league deal, so the 40-man should still have a spot

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

than

tennessee’s up 6. you might want to switch over

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

CBS

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i guess that rules out watching on espn 360 then.

hmm…gonna be a tough sell here to change the channel

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

kansas tied it at the half

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

ruh-roh

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

TNT

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

just trying to get ya to a romantic comedy

i know you’re close to being in withdrawal.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Pacquiano/Clottey at Cowboys Stadium

color me underwhelmed.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

Great a Doper against a guy I never heard of

Go Mayweather!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the next-best fight out there for Pacquiao

But, yes, horribly disappointing. I don’t like the matchup for Pacquiao at all; Clottey’s impossible to look good against, and while Cotto was effectively the same size as Manny, Clottey is an enormous welterweight. He regularly weighs in at 170 on fight night. But, the clear top 6 welters in the world are Floyd, Manny, Cotto, Mosley, Berto and Clottey. He already fought Cotto, and Mosley and Berto are busy fighting each other, so, other than Floyd, Clottey is the best fight out there for him.

Now, Floyd’s in a really tough spot. He either takes a crap fight against a guy like Malignaggi, or he really challenges himself and goes after either Bradley or Paul Williams. Which, of course, he won’t. He’s not risking his “0” against those guys, and either one has a real chance in the fight. Bottom line, unless he fights Pacquiao, the criticism of “he never fought a top welter” is still legitimate.

Fights I want to see in 2010:
1. Manny-Floyd
2. Pavlik-Williams
3. Lopez-Gamboa

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jan 10, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Floyd is a coward

word is he doesnt want to fight anyone that might defeat him. beyotch is the first word that comes to mind.

i’d love to see Manny go against Malignaggi also seeing as how he has pointed fingers at Pac using steroids.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Mayweather is money!

who can blame him for not wanting to fight a cheater. you’d probably be upset if he complained about a fighter loading up their gloves too

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

i get your love for Mayweather

ever since he “performed” on Wrestlemania i knew he’d be your favorite boxer of all time. the sweet science isnt your forte.

go back to your UFC pay per views. and your salad bar. and Julia Roberts flicks.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

it's no secret i prefer UFC to boxing

but i didn’t eat the salad bar and i hate julia roberts.

Pac is a cheater and a bitch for dodging the drug testing

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmmmm

why do you like the WWE so much if you’re a big drug testing advocate? oh wait, not too many of them are dying young or anything, right?

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i've switched from the wwe

i havent’ watched it in months.

That time is now devoted to MMA

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

and knitting hats for cats

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm alergic to cats

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

stop wearing UK gear

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Never!

I’ve got 2 UK2K shirts!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I work with a guy who knits

and yes, he is weird

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by btcoop71 on Jan 10, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong. Mayweather is a bitch for demanding testing that few

other boxers would ever agree to. He’s not that good.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

No, he's not.

See below.

Manny is willing to submit to blood testing. Mayweather is asking for blood testing that he KNOWS Manny blames for his loss to Morales.

Mayweather is a bitch for using Manny’s superstition to get out of the fight while making him look bad.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jan 10, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Horseshit. Mayweather knows Pac would destroy him.

Also Manny has never failed a drug test. Mayweather is looking for any type of advantage he can get. He knows he stands little chance against Manny.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I blame him for consistently refusing to fight the best competition available?

Is that cool?

Plus, there’s absolutely no evidence that Manny has ever doped. His resistance to Floyd’s drug testing plan dates back to his fight with Erik Morales, when he had blood drained a week before the fight, and lost a close 12 round decision. Both Pacquiao and Morales noted that Pacman was not at the top of his game that night, and speculated that the drawn blood might have something to do with that.

Floyd didn’t think Manny would agree to his split, and Manny called his bluff. Floyd came up with this drug-testing plan that he knows Manny already belives cost him a fight. When Manny said he’d come down from his original demand of a 30-day no-blood window to 24, Floyd went to 14, again knowing Manny wouldn’t take it. Then, he broke off negotiations.

Floyd was looking for any excuse to get out of the fight, IMO.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jan 10, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd rec'd rec'd rec'd rec'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

where's the outrage vs Floyd?

anyone who dodges a fight for the ages is a chump. he’s no champion. gutless.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Mayweather is the true champion.

everyone knows that.

Pac is a John Leguizamo lookalike that’s addicted to steroids.

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

True champions fight the best competition available to them.

Floyd does not pass that test. Manny does.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jan 10, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

no manny dodged mayweather

he should have done whatever was necessary to make the fight happen

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i hope you all see what than's doing here

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I do, I just like this back and forth

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

chan likes the old back and forth

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

you guys make a valid point

i say something ridiculous in response to it.

it is kinda fun

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

charlize theron is not attractive

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

No you haven't

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

cant tell it here

it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.

and a LOT of silence.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for the sig

"it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.....and a LOT of silence." -- obc2

by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i do what i can

it was an awkward situation. silence was golden. nuff said.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 11, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

she's kinda ugly

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

you'd take her to Chung Kiwha

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

too expensive

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

she'd probably go Dutch

or Afrikaner

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd like hell.

Nice job sir.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

it was really just directed at obc

for being a contrarian

other people just happened to get involved.

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

No fighter worth a salt would have agreed to Mayweather's

shenanigans

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

What fantastic timing.

Even though its 430 central I can still taste the whiskey from last nights ugly Bungles performance. At least this removes the taste of sick from my mouth slightly. Is spring training here yet? Cmon already.

He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.

by ThreeofSpades on Jan 10, 2010 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

um, Holy Shit

that is all….

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Jan 10, 2010 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

a little late to the party, but some interesting info:

RT: @ctrent: From what I hear, chapman could pitch this year for the reds, but not probably not right away. would likely start in aa

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Dang. Must make a Mudcats road trip then.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

why? "not probably not right away"

means right away!

he’s starting the season in cincinnati!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

he'll be at opening day

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

coed trips to opening day are imminent!

peach sherbert!

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The game, yes

The dive bar, no.

All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.

by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

opening day

seems the place to meet before opening night, no?

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i think so!

except it’s closed on sunday

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

game two is on a wednesday

how do you ever make it to the game meets?

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

whut?

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't read today.

I blame it on the fact that my head asploded.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

zebulon is the coolest name for a city

i think i could get there by train. or at least train and bus. or train and cab?

by Daedalus on Jan 10, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Or dogsled and horseback?

All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.

by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You could get close-ish by train or bus...

But neither will get you to the stadium, which would be a very long cab ride from Raleigh.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Aroldis Chapman is enjoying his job-hunting visit to America

Wilkommen Porkopolis, el Studino.

This picture is more…well, more.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 5:40 PM EST reply actions  

Looks like he's good with both arms.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

One on each...

well, never mind.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Chapman, Duran, Rodriguez.

I guess this franchise is serious about international scouting. I like it. The Astros lived off of Venezuela for years. The Reds used to be strong in Latin America. Even the Pirates in their better years were very strong there.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Jan 10, 2010 5:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Peter Bjarkman, a Cuban baseball historian...

…referred to Chapman as "uncoachable," while other Cuban ballplayers have characterized him as "temperamental and crazy."

Haterism?

There’s a whole lot of people who wrote opinion pieces on the risks of signing him, but I’m elated.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 5:45 PM EST reply actions  

Touchdown Cardinals!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 5:49 PM EST reply actions  

Was it Preton Knowles?

All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.

by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Fay is reporting that the deal is spread over "many years"

and the Reds won’t be on the hook for big money until 2014.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, I'm not denying that

just wanted to add that I thought it was cool that the money was spread over more years than 5. Lessens the risk.

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by Slyde on Jan 10, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It'll be fun to see this team give it a go.

In case everything falls in place…and the inevitable mid-season fire sale will be an exciting influx of prospects.

I want to read The 2010 Reds. I know it’s a prequel, but still. I like the story, and I’m kind of getting attached to the characters.

Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.

by PeteyHendrix on Jan 10, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey loot at that!

Tennessee is up 7 now!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

err...look

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

9

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Kentucky's Own

Scotty Hopson just dunked all over Cole aldrich

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

BTW, I'm gonna be in town starting tomorrow afternoon

and there until Friday night, if anyone wants to get wasted go get some burgers or something.

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jan 10, 2010 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

kansas sux!

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

he looks like khalid el amin

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

him too

i guess really he looks like any other short fat point guard

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

with a big ass

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Prince almost crushed Morningstar...

He’s just a li’l guy…

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

He bounced back pretty nicely there

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Good Old Rocky Top!

Rocky Top Tennessee!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

Vols are doing everything they can to give this one away

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Jan 10, 2010 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT A SHOT!!!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

ladies and gentlemen,

that is clutch.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Was that right?

That kid was a freshman walk-on?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, I think so.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Taylor just stood there after that shot

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Jan 10, 2010 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

unreal

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

That's an impressive showing by the Vols.

Ballsy game, fellas.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

So how many first place votes will UK get tomorrow

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Jan 10, 2010 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

3

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

you mean the No. 2 Cats?

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas will be #1 for sure

but UK will pick up votes…..just how the AP does things

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Jan 10, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

right

no one disagrees with that

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

UK #1

and UL #2 since they kept it single digits vs the Wildcats.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Beanie is the fucking man.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

when he's not fumbling

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

You're right he and Adrian Peterson suck.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

no they are both good

but wells does have a reputation for fumbling a lot

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

As does Peterson.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

*throws flag*

He has a pretty firm grasp on that face mask there

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Because A. It's bad-ass B. There's rarely a twisting of the head

The facemask penalty was created to prevent guys from twisting other players’ heads around. Stiff arms usually = no twist

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

kurt warner is 17/19

with 4 td’s.

he’s probably on steroids.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

Someone get Floyd Mayweather on this!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Kurt Warner is awesome and a Hall of Famer!

too bad he’s retiring after this season

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

that was funny

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

This thread is ruined!

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

Yep. I sure is.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

this is a fantastic NFL playoff game

the other nitwits are missing the fun.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm watching!

and yes it’s very good

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

neil rackers can pull a shayne graham here

stay tuned

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by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

why is everyone hating on graham?

didnt the bengals lose by 10? did he miss 4 field goals?

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

are you serious?

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

im just asking

i didnt see the game, but judging by one game, you cant blame him right?

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by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

He deserves some of the blame though

The second one he missed was a chip shot that could have cut it to a 1 possession game with 5 minutes left

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

he deflated the sails

he’s choked multiple times in pressure situations. makes the kicks that don’t matter and tends to miss the ones that do.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Palmer kept airmailing throws.

Shayne missed 2 easy field goals, either of which would have made it a 1 possession game when we got the ball back with 3 minutes left, meaning we would have been able to run the ball on a drive to tie the game up.

The referees missed a blatant holding call by a Jets’ WR on a Bengals’ DB which would have brought back a looooooong Jets’ TD run. They also called a big Bengals’ run back due to a ticky-tack holding call on the interior line. Then, they missed a blatant pass interference by Revis on the 2nd to last drive.

There’s plenty of blame to go around.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jan 10, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You can't blame the loss squarely on him

But he’s worn out his welcome in Cincinnati

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

shankapotamus

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

shaynekapotamus

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jan 10, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

dont all kickers?

it seems like fanbases ultimately sour on all kickers. people seem to remember the misses more than the makes. i cant think of many football fans who are happy with their kicker. even vinatieri is out in indy.

this is pretty speculative, though, because i dont have a favorite football team.

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Jan 11, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for the sig

I'd take a one legged midget over Shayne Graham in a heartbeat. - btcoop71

by ZJiff30 on Jan 11, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

haha....you're welcome

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Jan 11, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

you know what sucks, than?

boynton had 28 points in florida’s loss. so a UK player will not win SEC freshman of the week this week. poop.

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

UK only played the one game this week

how did Vandy’s freshman do in that florida game?

If he did poorly, maybe wall win get the award because his team actually won

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

what a crazy week end of sports

This Cards-Pack game is nuts

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jan 10, 2010 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

you're ruining this thread, sir

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jan 10, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

24/28 312 yrds 5 TD

decent

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

it would take Palmer about a month to get that

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jan 10, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

this game is nutty

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

Boobs, these are apparently Conan's options. No way I'd stay at NBC if I were him.

Latest on Conan/NBC saga…

TMZ has more on the Conan
O’Brien/NBC saga. As reported earlier, NBC is pulling the plug on The Jay Leno Show at 10PM ET and instead moving Leno back to 11:35PM ET, a move that would bump Conan back to 12:05 PM ET. Moving Conan out of the 11:35PM ET timeslot would breach NBC’s contract with him, leaving Conan with three options…

1. Quit the show, leave NBC, and collect the $80 million or so that is guaranteed to him by NBC ($20 million a year for the next four years) while not having to do anything for the next four years.

2. Go to either FOX or ABC and start a competing late-night show. If this were to happen, NBC would still have to pay him the offset amount left by his new deal. So say Conan goes to ABC or FOX for $15 million a year, and his current NBC deal pays him $20 million a year, NBC would still have to pay him the remaining $5 million a year.

3. Accept the 12:05AM ET timeslot that NBC is now offering, and continue getting his $20 million a year salary despite being at a later timeslot. This is what NBC is said to be hoping for as they don’t want Conan going to another network and competing against Leno.

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

yeah i can see what youre saying

maybe he will go elsewhere. i could see him staying at the middle time slot, though

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd go with 2 and go toe to toe

seeing as how you’re a Mayweather fan I know you would select 1.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

you're right

i would take the 80 million and retire

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

you could spend the time writing a book

about how salty you are over the whole thing

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

A Salty Piece of Land?

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it would actually breach his contract.

I’ve read elsewhere that the contract would allow them to push him back a half hour, but no more. I think he could walk at no cost to him, but he would not get more money.

Or I guess TMZ could be right on this…

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

perhaps it's just the circles i run in

but over the last 2 years i’ve seen more folks interested the machinations of these shows than actually bother to watch them.

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Jan 10, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

was that a TE that scored?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jan 10, 2010 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

Just looked at the Box office results for this weekend

Avatar has made 429 Million.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel has made 178 Million.
The Blindside has made 219 Million.

Who says there’s a recession? Apparently people have a lot of money to waste.

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

i could tell by the MMA orders

waste of greenbacks, indeed.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Avatar.

Not a waste of money.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jan 10, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

too much time left for kurt warner

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

im really impressed with both teams' defenses

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

i like your think kid

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

who said that?

i truly do not remember

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Madville used it

here

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

no recs, surprisingly

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

huge play

turned a 50 yd fg attempt into a 33 yarder

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

don't pull a Graham here, kid

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

called it ten mins ago

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i knew it!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

charlize theron is a beautiful goddess

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

sure

aside from looking like a pig

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

SUCK!

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

son of a gun.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

Oh Great he missed it

now OBC is going to be talking about it for years!

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

stick your neck out sometime, son

you might amaze yourself at how right you, too, are

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i was also right about billy gillispie.

hopefully i’m not right about chapman.

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

you wanted Tubby gone

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm tubby's biggest fan

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i was right about Bud Select

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

he's not the fastest player ever

spud webb was quicker with the ball

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

He missed a 34 yarder?

Ouch.

Do they have the same stupid overtime rules in the postseason?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

yep.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

unfortunately

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

ask mcnabb

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS is american idol

lookie tHan. everyone’s gonna sing michael jackson this year. hee hee.

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

i hate american idol now

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I now love it

"it involves jch, the peach, blondie and me.....and a LOT of silence." -- obc2

by jch24 on Jan 10, 2010 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

you are stupid

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

close

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

am i?

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah you are

that was a fumble recovery

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

no. FAIL

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, that might actually count

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

tuck rule!

"I expected much better than that".....tHan

by obc2 on Jan 10, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

they got rid of the tuck rule

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

says who?

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

no, i guess they didnt

still, it was ruled a fumble

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

shouldn't have been

either way rodgers turned it over and I’m happy

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

ignorance is bliss

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

adam schefter tweets

the tuck rule didn’t count on that play, because it only counts on incomplete passes. I did not know that.

It was correctly ruled a fumble

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

which correctly makes you wrongy wrong wrong

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

that's true

i should’ve just said he was going to turn the ball over

oh well

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

judging by the ratings

no one has watched it long enough to find out the title

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

NBC.com

calls it the Jay Leno Show

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by 'tHan on Jan 10, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

as does wikipedia.

Clever work there, NBC.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

death of a network?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jan 10, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Except for Thursday night.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Defense ALways wins Games

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jan 10, 2010 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

No.

This is

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 10, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ah yes

I’d forgotten about that one.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

good gosh amighty

i take no small amount of joy reveling in the misery of men who have such enthusiasm for a bunch of 16-year-old boys running around on a football field

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel bad for the kids

But I love hearing the despair in the announcer’s voices.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jan 10, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, well.

At least the kicker didn’t ultimately lose it for them.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jan 10, 2010 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

heavy

Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...

by boobs on Jan 10, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It's clear to me...

Chapman felt comfortable choosing the Reds because Soto explained to him that he could still wear his red “C” Cuba hat, and that Castro wouldn’t put his family in prison if he chose a team called the “Reds”.

by jambolyajones on Jan 11, 2010 12:32 AM EST reply actions  

i don't really see how that is "clear"

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion

by justin007000 on Jan 11, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

it's to be assumed

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by 'tHan on Jan 11, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Cosa Salvaje

Way to go Reds. Guess we can’t say that they didn’t do anything this off-season. Not sure how it helps 2010, but I like.

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Jan 11, 2010 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

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