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Mads Red Reporter New Year's Resolutions:

In 2010 I resolve to be more accepting of others points of view even if it means throwing up in my mouth during a Charlie Brown reference. I resolve to be nicer and less curmudgeonly to those who don't share my existentially freeing bleakness. And I pledge to support Slyde and the gang who put this show on the road to the minimally least acceptable level. (Fucking Sabremetricians)- just kidding, its the Madville way to make fun of that which I don't understand. . Finally I pledge to be less self indulgent and stop writing expansive novels instead of incisive comments.Although I am working on a short version of the life of the Famous Harlem Globetrotter Kevin "K-Mart" Craquehead. Finally (This time I mean it) I resolve to attend more RR functions, pay my overdue RR dues (and my back dues) and to stop with the jpegs of beautiful professional and collegiate women athletes. And pray tell what are your resolutions?
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