Open Thread: Happy New Year!
We've reached that point where we all start writing the wrong year on our checks for a few weeks. (It's 2010. It's 2010. It's 2010. Just keep saying it to yourself over and over.) Hopefully you all had a safe and fun ringing in of the New Year. Now cozy up on your couch and fight that hangover with some college football all day.
If you want to hang out here for a bit, please do! While you are here, answer these 3 questions:
(1) What is your 2010 New Year's resolution?
(2) What are you looking forward to most in 2010?
(3) Will the Reds manage to have a winning record in 2010?
For me, I don't make resolutions because I have a short attention span. I do have a lot to look forward to in 2010 though. As you know, I'm going to Reds Fantasy Camp in February. The only downside of Fantasy Camp is that I'll miss the final season premiere of Lost (thankfully there are DVRs!), which I am highly anticipating. My wife has a conference in Orlando in May, so my son and I will be tagging along for our very first trip to Disney World. I'm told it's the happiest place on earth, so I'm looking forward to taking my son on the ride where the Reds win consecutive World Series while scantily clad women serve me Yuengling and Cheese Coneys. Believe it or not, I'm also looking forward to the Reds season. Hope is a dangerous thing.
Probably the biggest news of the year, that I can tell you about at least, is that I am writing a book. Many of you knew this already, though I haven't talked much about the subject of the book yet. Well, I'll tell you now that it will be a book about the Reds last World Champion team in 1990. I'm writing the book with John Erardi of the Cincinnati Enquirer, so don't worry, there will actually be some quality stuff in there, not just my erratic thoughts. We've spent the last month researching and interviewing players, coaches, and Marty Brennaman, and now we are working on putting the whole thing together. It's been a fun experience so far, but we are now facing up against a very tight deadline as we try to get the book printed and published by May.
Because of this tight deadline, I will be taking a leave from Red Reporter for a few weeks. I might pop in once in a while, but for the most part I am going to have to block myself from the site otherwise I will be too distracted to work on what needs to be done. This is actually good news for you all though because now I will get out of the way and let the smart people contribute something. I also encourage you all to keep contributing through FanPosts and FanShots, and if you do a good enough job, I'm sure the mods will be more than happy to bump your work to the front page.
So, wish me luck on the book. I've found this team to be more and more fascinating as I continue to dig deeper into it. Hopefully John and I can do them justice and bring them out of the shadow of the Big Red Machine. They definitely deserve it!
By the way, I say yes, the Reds will have a winning record in 2010. It may only be 82 wins, but the streak will be broken this year. Studying a championship team sure makes one overly optimistic!
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A real live book?!
I haven’t made any resolutions. But I’m suddenly looking forward to reading about the ‘90 Reds (unless it’s not out until ’11, in which case, I have nothing to look forward to). And yes, the Reds will win! Win! Win!
by ben nevis on Jan 1, 2010 9:54 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Book should hopefully be out this May
I have no idea how that will actually happen at this point, but that’s the goal.
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i will only read that book is madville is a co-author.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
then you won't be able to read half of it
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
you'll be excited to know that Thundering Turtle and i are close to a deal on a novel about the 2nd coming of Jesus
In this humbling and inspiring work TT chooses to show Jesus’ return as loving and gentle – He get a job as a slap hitting great fielding (never made an error yet) SS…
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Not quite that's like saying Davey Concepcion= John the Baptist
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Until I reas the caption
I thought the kid had just watched a review of the Reds for the past decade.
go for it!
Slyde, I’ve written a few novels, never really sold anything, but I can say this:
When that puppy is finished, it’s a MOMENT! You cannot believe the high you get when you finish a book.
Don't try to win every game, just the last one.
Dude - for real...
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Cool! Can't wait!
And if you have problems writing the new year, just remember, if you can stop yourself before the 9, you can squeeze a 1 between the two zeros!
squeeze the 1 between two zeros.....
hmmm thats suggestive
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
Congrats!! I can't wait for the release.
I’ll be looking forward to the signing session.
I don’t really do resolutions anymore since I seem to have a lot of them left from previous years.
1. I wish every one health and happiness
2. Possible retirement and the 2010 Reds
3. Yes. 90 wins and a serious playoff run.
Hope Springs Eternal and Happy New Year
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Can't wait for the book!
I’m glad to see the new year here… I think I’ll start trying to get a little more serious about school now that I’m not overly distracted with… other things… to start the semester.
I’d love to see the Reds do well, but without making any moves, I’m just not seeing it.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
How will you be billed on the cover?
You have to have “Slyde” in there!
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Joel "Slyde" Osteen. Nice
have you seen Tommy Tiernan’s impression of Osteen?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Joel Osteen had a book signing at the Borders i used to work at
it was indescribable.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 1, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Going with the full name
but I’ve seen the cover, and as my wife says, it looks like Marty Brennaman is writing the book. He’s “writing” the forward, and getting a bigger font than the authors.
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Imma borrow that, thanks.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 1, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
i will only read that book is justin is a co-editer.
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
This book raises a question for me
I now am jonesing for books on, or about, the Reds. Can we get a list of titles together?
Reds in black & white by Greg Rhodes
Tales from the Reds dugout by Tom Browning
The Cincinnati Reds by Lee Allen
The Machine by Joe Posnanski
these all jump to mind from being recent releases. Any other titles you can add? I want to build my Reds library
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Other possible titles that could include Reds anecdotes....
“They Just Got Hot,” the inside story on the collapse of the 1969 (2003) Chicago Cubs
“They Just Got Hotter,” the inside story on the collapse of the 2008 New York Mets
“How To WIn A Pennant In May,” the inside story of the 2007 Milwaukee Brewers
Don't try to win every game, just the last one.
A couple of others:
Big Red Dynasty, by Greg Rhoades.
A Life in Baseball, by Joe Morgan.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jan 1, 2010 2:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I've been flipping through Opening Day by Erardi and Rhodes
Some interesting stories in there, but it’s more of a coffee table book than a story book. I also have enjoyed the parts of their Crosley Field book that I’ve read.
From what I’ve heard, Game Six by Mark Frost is better than The Machine, but I haven’t been able to read Game Six yet.
I failed to mail you your copy of The Machine this week, but I’ll try to remember to send it out tomorrow.
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Hal McCoy wrote a couple in the 70's
Nuxhall’s biography. Crosley’s bio. Skip the Pete Rose “autobiographies” they’re horseshit.
"I expected much better than that".....tHan
Red Legs and Black Sox
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
that is in my breifcase right now
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
Brosnan
Seems like I remember a book that Jim Brosnan wrote after the 1961 pennant.
“Pennant Race” was the title, I think. Not exactly original, but ….
Don't try to win every game, just the last one.
Brosnan also wrote
The Long Season
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 1, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
I just read
Making the Big Red Machine by Daryl Smith…a long look at the Howsman era….kinda dry, not well-written, but lots of good information.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
Uhh Howsam
I’m a terrible typist today.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 1, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Oh and this Northwestern game
is crazy….fake field goal to go for the TD in OT (after starting kicker got hurt) and denied.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
What!? They were down two scores when I switched over to Penn State/LSU...
I love CFB OT, can’t believe I missed some!
Emphatically anti-grape compote since 2009!
by Ash on Jan 1, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Wow one of the few bowl games where both teams showed some effort.
I’m getting tired of watching teams like WVU fold.
by Brian B on Jan 1, 2010 4:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Captial One Bowl refs seem to have forgotten what down it was...
It needed official review – That’s awful.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
Better be some details about Dibble and Charlie Sheen in a hot tub with hookers.
by Brian B on Jan 1, 2010 4:48 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I made a push for it
but apparently Erardi did an article about the partying around the same time and caught some serious heat from a player or two saying, “You’re going to ruin our marriages.” So, he’s understandably a little gun shy on the subject.
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it seems that the players are ruining their own marriages.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Jan 2, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
So
Anybody watching the Rose Bowl?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yes'm
And I am happy thus far.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 1, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like a few more TDs
Instead of these damn field goals. At least they’re back in the lead.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 1, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Oh and better special team coverage
That’s what’s killing them right now.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 1, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i dont know
that Barner kid just looks electric. aside from kicking it out of bounds, im not sure what they can do about it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 1, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
for some reason
That game just never seemed very much in doubt. Regardless of the score.
On to the Sugar Bowl…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Probably due to Ohio State's huge lead in time of possession
But trust me, this Buckeye fan was nervous up until Oregon pushed that kick wide. The Buckeyes have lost too many times recently to be truly confident.
I stopped being nervous
when the kicker stepped on the field. Oregon coach screwed up. He panicked. I was very confident of a miss.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 1, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats to tOSU!
I think they’ve found the formula for winning in bowl games…play crappy teams!
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
gotta play the matchup the media creates
because that, and money, is all the BCS is about
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
on to the Sugar Bowl huh?
you should have told the Bearcats.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 1, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Funny ha ha
My gf took out her bible to see what the verse he had written on his eye black patches was. She had highlighted it oh so many years ago.
She caught just a little bit of shit over that one. :)
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
He does.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jan 1, 2010 11:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Congrats Slyde, can't wait to read the book!
1. No resolutions, b/c I just don’t believe in them.
2. Looking forward to graduating with my undergrad in May, my honeymoon, and then starting my new career after graduation.
3. The Reds will continue to suck in 2010, and will not be on the good side of .500.
Jeez...nice TD to Posey
And what do we get? Big runback by Ducks….C’mon defense!
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
Hows about a missed FG!?
Buckeye Football! Under 6 to go, up by 9!
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 1, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I can't believe the Oregon coach pussed out there
They said earlier the Ducks kicker had a range of only about 43 yards. It was only 4th-and-1. He had gone for it before in that area.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 1, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
My initial reaction was "crap, 4th and 1, he's going for it, and they'll get it"
Was so happy when they went for points. Which should be odd.
Keep getting those 1st downs, gents!
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 1, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Dear Reds...
You will always be #1 in my heart. Except for today, today belongs to the Ohio State Buckeyes. What am I getting at? TAKE IT BACK! WIN! Let’s make 2010 a winning season on the way to a winning decade.
That is all.
Love,
-Ash
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
Get ready for Thom-Tebow Lovefest Bowl II!
It’s going to be craptacular!
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
Tonight's commentary:
45% – Meyer’s leave of absence
30% – Tebow’s last game
20% – Brian Kelly leaving UC
5% – What, they’re playing a game?
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Well, you were right...
Although with the way the game is going it makes perfect sense.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
think he spit or swallowed?
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
Big League Stew
on C. Trent’s fundraising effort. He doesn’t think Trent will get enough money.
I think he will. He’s already gotten 39% of what he needs, and it’s only been a few days.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yikes
UC getting routed.
What I can’t stand about college football is when a team has a headliner QB, they completely abandon the run game even though they have a good run game. UC did it against Pittsburgh. BC did it with Matt Ryan.
Oh Christ
As tHom munches on Tebow’s rear end, it’s clear no one will take Cincinnati serious at the national level after this.
The only thing that’s surprising is that Notre Dame didn’t announce the Kelly signing this morning.
What is killing me, and I'm not even a UC fan......
When #3 or #21 or #81 go in motion before the snap, they have been targeted EVERY FUCKING TIME. This ain’t rocket science.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
I'm talking about the FLA players, not sure if I made that clear
- and #21 (forgive me, I don’t know/care about their names) typically line up in the slot, go in motion, end up close to Tebow, then are targeted. #81 is just crapping all over UC’s defense whenever he feels like it, it seems.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
I'm watching the Jersey Shore where Snooki gets punched in the face
Apparently she’s from the same town where my brother goes to school. He said that his friends hang out with her friends, so he’s only like two degrees away from Snooki. I open it to you: is that better than my dad going (unknowingly) to the same high school as Michael McDonald?
Michael McDonald
Even if I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for 8 hours.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
Oh Thom...
“It’s amazing the cynicism and the sarcasm … directed at this young man (Tebow, of course)…”
We need something to counterbalance your nationally televised love affair.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
I was wondering when Tebow was going to get some love.
I mean, NO ONE says anything nice about the guy.
I feel bad for the guy.
He’s a tremendous player, and a tremendous guy. It isn’t his fault that he gets so much hype. All the vitriolic crap he gets from people is undeserved. But I do get tired of hearing about it from time to time.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I'm of the opinion
that anyone who puts Bible verses on his eyeblack isn’t a tremendous guy. He’s more likely a douche.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 1, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why? Because he's not afraid of what he believes?
That’s harsh, man.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I have no problem with him being "of the faith"
I have a problem with the unnatural adulation of grown men who are supposed to be PROFESSIONAL sports journalists/announcers toward him. It’s fucking creepy, and smacks of bullshit.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
That was my point.
Tim Tebow is just a nice guy. The media is the one who is constantly harping on it. I just wish more people would blame the media instead of Tim Tebow.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I think most people do, or at least did.
I know I did earlier, directing my venom at tHom – but after a while it just focused on him since he was at the center of it anyway. Unfortunately, that’s how these things seem to go – toward the focal point, in this case, Tebow.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
I blame them both
He seems genuine enough, but he could also squash a lot of it by defusing the situation…..which he has yet to come within an area code of doing.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
religion in sports has always bothered me
i mean does god really give a shit who wins, or who scores a touchdown? I feel like those are rather trival things to pray over.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Jan 2, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
God Wastes Miracle On Running Catch In Outfield
HEAVEN—Rather than use His almighty power to breathe life back into the 130,000 people who perished in the Myanmar cyclone, rebuild an earthquake-destroyed China, or bring a lasting peace to the Middle East, the Lord God wasted a divine miracle Monday by granting Angels centerfielder Torii Hunter the ability to make a dramatic but otherwise routine running catch in the outfield. “I know many of My children believe My omnipotence would be better spent in ways other than affecting the contest between the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and Detroit Tigers, and truth be told, there is a possibility Mr. Hunter would have made that catch on his own. But it was a very close game that the Angels really deserved to win,” said God, adding that He answered the heartfelt prayers of nearly 50,000 Los Angeles fans by allowing Hunter to make the grab.
From The Onion, of course.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jan 2, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Godhead within
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
The fingers pointed to the sky after a base hit, TD or whatever
Urgh. Beyond not giviing a shit, someone should tell them that they’ve actually had astronauts go up there and the notion that a deity is lounging around up there is a vestige of primitive beliefs.
by ol Pete on Jan 3, 2010 8:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Davey Concepcion made The Sign of the Cross before each at-bat.
Over 10,000 plate appearances, you’d think he’d have prayed enough to be a hall-of-famer.
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
He darned well ought to be in the Hall of Fame.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jan 3, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
is that the notion you have?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Dieties do not, Irepeat, do not just lounge around..
You must read up on the Hindu pantheon, the Greek pantheon, the roman pantheon and check out indigenous African pantheons of gods…
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
How do we know he's a nice guy?
All that Bible-banging could be a front (not that Bible-banging = nice anyway). We don’t know if behind closed doors he isn’t banging whores or doing lines of coke…I doubt he is doing these things but you get my point.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 1, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
No, sorry, I was just going for the "good, innocent, family man exposed" angle.
I had no idea what that man was doing behind closed doors. Wow.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
Hey now.
Some of us were home-schooled, and might take offense to that.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
No worries
Anyone home schooled wouldn’t be able to read his post, they’d be too busy expressing themselves by painting clouds with a potato. :)
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
I did too
I just like fucking with the cool kids.
/wishes he had been home schooled
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
I don't trust you either, so it's kind of like you did
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
You don't trust me?
Then why did we agree on a safety word at the RR get together?
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Poor Erin!
I’d feel sorry for her, but I think that if I did she’d probably try and kick my ass. ;)
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
Nah he can believe what he wants
But I don’t believe in advertising what you believe to the world so obnoxiously. Yay, Tim, we all know you’re a Bible-banger. Do you want a cookie now? Just give it a rest.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 1, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
I kind of agree
And I suspect if he were not Christian – if, say, he had Muslim quote, or wrote “there is no god” in his eyeblack, it would be not be seen very positively.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
There probably would be people
calling him a terrorist and all the usual horse manure such as that. I wonder, though, what kind of reception would he get on this board?
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 10:46 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I love all people equally.
Well almost equally if I factor out the hicks, the creeps, the fags, the foreigners, NASCAR, anyone belong to a religion that I don’t subscribe to, the transgendered, Aryan Nationites, Skinheads, Democrats, Republicans or any politicians, the Cub nation and a few other incidental intellectuals and academicians…I love damn near everyone the same..I think i can speak for all RRs when I say I love you and will defend you to the death but when you show up here you are fair game.
Mads top Ten List of groups to poke fun at:
1. Old People
2. Sick old people
3. Dead people
4. Evangelical/born again religious folks of any and all denomination or religion
5. The Creation Museum and the Mromon Tabernacle
6. Reactionary and exclusive right wingers
7. Amoral thrftless and overly inclusive whacko left wingers
8. Do nothing Moderates
9. Intellectuals, Poets, Academicians, Fiction writers, Philosophers and Pedaphiles
10. String Theory advocates and Squatman’s burger palace.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
by Madville on Jan 2, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
That's the Maddy I know and love!
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Happy New Year Og Thundering One!
I am optimistic about 2010.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
by Madville on Jan 2, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I demand more pictures like this in 2010
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jan 2, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Don't hold your breath....

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
How many people think as soon as get gets his dick wet in the NFL he will go all Josh Hamilton?
Me!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
Oh lawd, Dave is here
How you feeling about tomorrow? I’m nervous, in a bad way. If they try to press it could get ugly QUICK.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
UK has a better players, better team play, and home court
ALOT of things need to go right for us to pull it out.
That being said since Pitino simplified the press they look pretty tough.
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
It's amazing what removing thought does for a press, no? :)
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
I think these early loses have actually helped us in teh long run
Pitino sure as fuck started recruiting alot harder.
I think Pitino decides when to try hard enough to get the big recruits. Loses provide motivation.
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
Haha... that's really funny.
I hate UK and Lulville equally, so I really have no interest in who wins, other than I think John Wall is becoming the Tim Tebow of basketball.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I don't.
I think that what he believes genuinely makes a difference in his life. There have been plenty of guys in professional sports who have lived to a higher standard.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
this is all silly
timmy tebow believes what he believes….so he goes on missionary trips, gets “overexpsoure” and we hate on his image? meanwhile, “student athletes” across the country make very poor decisions, behave badly, break local, state and federal laws and we don’t really rally too much against them…
i cant tell ya how many times i’ve read people’s personal beliefs and values on this website. we should have a cookie manufacturing plant on hand for when folks here spout their beliefs. Especially about pop music.
"I expected much better than that".....tHan
As I stated tonight
I can’t wait until he shows up strung out in a hotel room with a hooker three years from now.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Pretty sure when he went on his mission trip to the Phillipines, he molested small children of both gender
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 1, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Cut off some foreskins at the very least
We’re not sure if they were all consensual.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
There is no 'no' in Phillipino!
Oh, wait…
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 2, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cincinnati just needs a bigger bible verse citation than Tebow's.
That would really get under his skin.
I disagree.
My license plate is “ASK GOD.” I don’t have the profile that Tebow has, of course, and at times I undoubtedly could be classified a “douchebag.” Most of the time, though, I’m pretty much an OK guy.
That’s true of most Christians. Sure, there are folks of faith who rub me the wrong way. There are some who don’t live the life they claim. Most are fine, upstanding, good people.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jan 1, 2010 11:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 6 recs
rec'd
There are people of faith who rub others the wrong way, just as there are people who claim no religion who are complete tools. It’s an unfortunate part of humanity, but most people seem to get it.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
I think that the rule should be:
“Do to others as you would have them do unto you.”
Seems almost golden.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
As an atheist
My philosophy is, “Kill ’em all, and let them remain unsorted.”
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Does SBNation have a "shank" feature?
Cuz I think smitty’s going to make good use of that on me.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
IME
An awful lot of people don’t understand the golden rule. They think it means “Do unto others as they do unto you.” IOW, “tit for tat.” Which is actually a pretty successful strategy, but not what the Golden Rule is supposed to be.
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You're absolutely right.
I think that’s just how people are wired. It’s easier to look out for number 1 than anything else.
That’s what makes it effective to live by the Golden Rule.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I don't know if I'd use the word "effective"
Desirable, certainly. But I think if you live that way in tough times, you’ll be totally screwed, and likely the proud recipient of a Darwin Award before long.
I suspect there’s a natural variation among people for this reason. A continuum, with sociopaths on one end and very altruistic people on the other. With most in the middle, in your typical Gaussian distribution.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Probably.
I’d rather die living by what I believe though. Call me crazy, passionate, whatever.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Crazy and home-schooled?
Now I’ve heard everything.
/gentle ribbing
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
good lord.
I deserved that one.
IN my defense, when I took a children’s ministry class in college, we had a whole debate on public vs private vs homeschooling, and i was proud of the fact that everyone was surprised I was home-schooled.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
With you.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 12:00 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I have no problem with this AT ALL
One of my best friends works for Answers In Genesis…..I’d punch you in the mouth should you say something bad about him. He’s honestly the purest soul I have ever met, and virulent in his faith. We’ve had long discussions about God, faith, and everything in between. We respect each other’s position, and try to learn from each other.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Tell him he charges too much for his "museum"
by Brendanukkah on Jan 2, 2010 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Just ask the FMM
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
by jch24 on Jan 2, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You've never really had it until you've gone Dino.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
One of the happiest days of 2009
I went with some people from my church, and it happened to be “Buy one, get one free” ticket day. Saved myself a ton of money.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Which is true of all demographics
95% of any demographic are just like you and me, just trying to survive in this world the best they can and to help their fellow man when possible. The other 5% of said demographic have an agenda which has distorted their faith, and their behavior taints everyone else’s perception of their demographic in general. The old “one bad apple ruins the bushel” bit.
I’m a militant agnostic, I have no idea whether or not a higher being exists and neither do you. Hell, I have no idea where I’ll be at 2:00 PM tomorrow. I’m not ashamed of what I believe (or don’t) by any stretch, but I also would never try to impress my beliefs on another. It’s an incredibly personal decision, and the last thing i would want to do is lead someone down the wrong path.
All I do is try to be the best person I can and hope for the best. But you can’t really put that on an eyeblack patch.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
by jch24 on Jan 1, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Fair enough. I wonder
about the definition of “pushing beliefs.” Is the scripture on the eyeblack pushing a belief? I’m not suggesting you said that. I see the eyeblack as no more pushing than does a billboard advertising a product.
Also, UC player No. 19 has a scripture verse from 1 Timothy on his right arm.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 1, 2010 11:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Those billboards from God, though?
Those are obnoxious.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
I think he did, to be honest.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 1, 2010 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What jch typed after militant agnostic looked an awful lot like atheist to me.
The whole “I don’t know if there is a higher being and neither do you” seems agnostic on the surface, but the rest really read atheist, IMO.
Maybe militant and agnostic just don’t seem on the same page with each other.
Or maybe it all has to do with the hierarchy of knowledge, in that you can know something, but you can’t know that you know something, kinda like this could all be straight outta Total Recall, or the Matrix, or each one of us could be a brain in a vat.
Take your pick.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
My point is simple
Until you or I die, neither one of us can say with certainty that a higher power exists. This is truth, no matter how much you believe. That’s the rub of religion, it’s based on faith. You have it, I don’t. Fair enough in my book, I’m not judging anyone.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
absolutely true (or so it seems)
but it’s also true of the rest of life. Even the the Matrix is just a movie, it does deal with a critical philosophical point — how do you know that anything is true?
How do we know that gravity will still exist tomorrow? We have no reason to believe that that will survive formal logical analysis, unless we just postulate that physics is the same from day to day.
Everything is religion — you have to choose something to postulate. What is up to you is how to decide what to postulate.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
I hear this a lot
but I don’t agree with it. “’Believe” is a word with many different meanings, and we tend to conflate them. But that doesn’t mean they should be conflated.
For example, it can mean to suppose or assume, based on evidence, or it can mean to have faith in something despite the lack of proof .
They are very different things. Sure, I “believe” in gravity – but if suddenly we all floated away tomorrow, I would stop believing in gravity. Or at least, believe that I had badly misunderstood it.
However, someone who “believes” in a religion won’t be dissuaded by evidence. Hence arguments like “god put fossils in the rocks to trick geologists into sin.”
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a lot do, you are right
A lot believe in politics, too — that their party is always in the right, and the other one is inherently evil.
I call this epistemology “Beat LA.” No matter who the Dodgers sign, or what they do, I will still believe they are all that is evil and wrong.
This is an excellent attitude in sports (at least when the Dodgers are involved) but lousy in everything else.
That being said, there are lots and lots of religious people who haven’t checked their brains at the door. There are lots of religious people who hold their views loosely, always looking to get a closer idea of what truth really is.
As has been pointed out, though, the presence of a fair number of close-minded religious people is not evidence for or against the existence of God. Some of those loose-believers have concluded that the truth probably includes something like our current conception of gravity, and something like the Christian conception of God.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
I know religious people
haven’t checked their brains at the door.
But faith (as opposed to assumption) is seen as a good thing in religion. The whole point is that you’re supposed to believe without proof. That is not the case with other kinds of “belief.”
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except it is.
Why should we accept Occam’s Razor?
Why should we believe that physics should obey any laws that are the same one day to the next, much less ones that you can describe with math? That’s truly bizarre, when you think about it.
These two principles form the basis of science. (Well, plus the one where we can rely on our senses for data.)
The difference is, these things are so “obviously true” that they are rarely examined. But they are faith elements, nonetheless.
(BTW, I am happy to claim that I take both of the above on faith.)
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
the difference
Is that such assumptions are based on evidence.
Occam’s razor is just a rule of thumb. There are exceptions, and every scientist would agree.
Religious faith is not the same thing. You don’t have priests saying that sometimes, god doesn’t exist.
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btw, thanks
I’ve been working on this line of reasoning for a while, and it’s really helpful to test it against a thoughtful disagreer. I really appreciate you (and this whole community, more broadly) for being able to disagree and discuss without getting hyper, personal, and incoherent.
You guys are like, the best, man.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
by bbjones on Jan 3, 2010 1:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
but it's still a foundational ontology, right?
Okay, so I’ve been playing a philosopher on TV, and it’s probably going to get me in a lot of trouble now with real philosophers who hang out on this site, but here goes nothing.
For any ontological system (in this case, consider both separately “the existence of a deity” and “physics”) you have to have either a “realist” system, or are “relativist” system. That is, there either exists a single, unknown Truth that is independent of humans and what they think. Alternatively for the relativist, there is only “constructed truth,” the sum of what we choose to say about things. The latter forms the basis for much of post-modernism. I find it riddled with self-inconsistency, and I do not believe it is what you, BubbaFan, are advocating (correct me if I’m wrong here.)
So, if we agree to be realists, then we have to be “foundationalists” or not. If we are foundationalist, then we hold some truths to be self-evident. Like, for example, that sensory evidence is a reliable guide to reality. Or, that there is a self-consistent set of rules that govern the universe.
Now, there’s nothing wrong with these assumptions being plausible — we get no bonus points for having them come out of left field. But they are truly “axioms,” or “postulates” or “foundational statements,” in the sense that they cannot be proven or demonstrated from the rest of our ontology. Once we have these statements, like Euclid, we can run off and derive a whole lot of other truth that rests, epistemologically speaking, on those foundations.
(Of course, Godel will point out that there will always exist, in any non-trivial logical system, true statements that cannot be proven. Thus the wag can claim, “Mathematics is a religion, and the only one that can prove itself to be so.”)
Now, one could try to construct a non-foundational, realist ontology. I’m not entirely sure how this would work; I personally haven’t ever heard one successfully described, but that doesn’t mean much at all. Somehow, all the true statements in such a system would rest on each other circularly (“everyone stand in a circle and sit down!”), and yet maintain a claim to be universally descriptive of Truth, rather than simply a clever fictional system.
Obviously, my sympathies run towards the foundationalist system. In both my scientific work (physics) and my religion, it is the only way that I’ve been able to construct a self-consistent view of the world. For that reason, my science and my religion are very very similar: make some postulates that seem plausible, see what follows, and if there is a contradiction with observation, go backwards through the logic chain until you find a flaw. If there is no flaw, then revisit the postulate.
This probably makes me a rather odd religionist and a rather odd scientist. My Reds fandom completes the trifecta, so here I am.
To your final point: I’ve heard atheists (some of them scientists) claim many times that Occam’s razor is proof that God doesn’t exist. Nearly all scientists agree that the laws of the universe are knowable and that they are constant — at least, they stay the same long enough for us to figure them out. Right? No one ever says, well, maybe evolution just didn’t exist in the Precambrian, and then it started again.
And there are plenty of thoughtful pastors (and priests, too, I assume — I don’t hang out in those circles) who say, “Look, there’s a whole lot more that we don’t know about God than we do, and we’re pretty silly to think we understand really anything about God at all. We should expect to be surprised a lot if and when our ignorance is worn away.”
Well, that’s pretty long. Sorry about that. And again, thanks for your thoughtful dialog on a subject that usually gets banned, and getting banned is hard to do around here.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Getting banned is hard to do
Slyde’s not around, but I know I’ve let this keep going because everyone (for the most part) has been very respectful of everyone else’s views on a subject that’s pretty personal for most. So, good job guys. Just be sure to keep it that way.
And pray like hell the Reds do something soon so we can talk about baseball for a change.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 3, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
I appreciate you allowing this thread to continue.
It’s been fun. There aren’t a lot of places where the insults wouldn’t have started to fly by now. Very respectful bunch. And if you don’t agree with me, then you’re an icky doo doo head.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 3, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
I've never heard
anyone say Occam’s Razor proves god doesn’t exist.
As for post-modernism, I’d call myself an agnostic on that. ;-) I think relativism comes into it because we’re humans, and with humans, well, everything is relative. We are limited in the ways we can perceive the universe. Bacteria are never going to be astronomers, and we are probably similarly limited, in ways we can’t imagine. “The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it’s stranger than we can imagine.”
No one ever says, well, maybe evolution just didn’t exist in the Precambrian, and then it started again.
No, but there is a theory (as I’m sure you’re aware, if you’re a physicist) that the physical laws of the universe were created randomly with the Big Bang, and might be different should it happen again.
To me, religion is something you believe despite the evidence. After all, if god exists, he could make believers of us all instantly. He doesn’t, so if he exists, he obviously wants us to believe without proof. Thus, the whole point of faith, in my view, is that there is no evidence. There is literally a “leap” of faith, as CS Lewis described.
Science, OTOH, requires proof. And sometimes, long-standing beliefs are overturned because of new evidence. Quantum physics, relativity, continental drift – seemingly wacky ideas that turned out to be true.
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too many interesting things to respond to!
so I’ll have to be selective — please pardon that.
To me, religion is something you believe despite the evidence.
This is very enlightening to me. Using that definition of religion, I don’t have any. The Truth can’t be inconsistent with itself. The difference between us, I guess, is that I don’t see any evidence that I have to ignore in order to believe in God.
And that brings me to my other point: that there is nothing in science that can be claimed purely on the basis of sensory evidence. Well, except history. We can say that “This rock fell down when I dropped it.” But we cannot, solely on the basis of evidence, make any claims about what any other rocks might do in the future. All that we think of as “understanding” in science requires at least one postulated, non-evidentiary truth. In this case, it is the postulate that the laws of physics are constant in time and space.
So, I agree that there is literally a “leap” of faith in believing in God. However, I claim that there is also an identical “leap” of faith in believing anything else.
Science, OTOH, requires proof.
What constitutes proof? Scientific historical facts can be proved with evidence, but what constitutes proof of scientific understanding?
If you aren’t really tired of all my blubbering on by now, I wrote up something about different people come to different conclusions about the world, depending on what constitutes proof for them. You can read it here.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
i am always selective in the use of facts.
I have actual proof that aliens are among us and have impregnated many female earthlings. I also have proof that Elvis is alive and living in Norwood, Ohio. i have definite proof of the existence of Santa, The Easter bunny, Hanukkah Harry and that Dick Clark is brain dead and is propped up every New Year’s Eve for the Time Square show and run by a computer genius named Harley . My proof is beyond refute, it is scientific and metaphysical and it exists. I, a member of the The Church of the 13th Disciple and a Deacon in The Church of the Ever Widening void, have been chosen to reveal these truth at the end of times. Until then you would be wise to believe them.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
by Madville on Jan 3, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
i teach this in my logic class
But we cannot, solely on the basis of evidence, make any claims about what any other rocks might do in the future.
i think you are being too hard on science here. while it is true that science cannot know the future (we cannot know what future rocks will do when thrown), that does not preclude us from acting upon the knowledge that we are really good at predicting what future rocks will do.
we have watched the sun rise in the east every single day that we have recorded such things, and we have actually gotten so good at it that we can predict exactly what time the sun will rise on any given day for the next 20,000 years or so. though we cannot know in a deductive sense (because we cannot know the future) we still act like we do and are none the worse for it. for all intents and purposes, we do know the future when it comes to rocks, sunrises, etc.
so while i get that your point is that religion and science both have elements of “faith” in that they both rely on non-sensory evidence, i think it’s fallacy to thus equate the two. one is extremely accurate at predicting the future; the other significantly less so.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 3, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
I think we are in lots of agreement
We certainly can “act like we [know]”, and absolutely should. Analogously, we can “act like we know” there is a God.
And you are right — science is much better at predicting the future. Perhaps in disagreement with many of my coreligionists, I don’t think that “predicting the future” is at all the point of religion, and it’s no wonder that it isn’t very good at it. Color me unimpressed with Oral Roberts.
Science, on the other hand (and as I have been a part of) is wonderful about predicting the future, even if (as you have so precisely put it) the predictions cannot be deductively proven. As such, it is useful, and meaningful to say that it gives us insight into some important parts of Truth.
The point of religion is to try to describe what is currently true about God. Of course, that description will be finite and limited, which is okay. If it turns out (as I estimate is probably the case) that God does exist, and that God is a being capable of being in relationship with humans, and that God wants to be in that relationship, then there are implications on how we should treat God and each other.
p.s. This is fun! I hope you guys are enjoying this discussion as much as I am!
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
point of conjecture
We certainly can "act like we [know]", and absolutely should. Analogously, we can "act like we know" there is a God.
i dont think we can act like we know God exists in the same way that we can act like we know the future (in the science-as-predictive-tool sense). i can pray to God for help or guidance or mercy or what-have-you but i get no response either way. i can act on the assumption that God does exist, but life would be no different than if i acted as if God didnt exist.
conversely, i can and do act as if science exists. it makes the world an easier place for me to live in. my life would be a helluva lot different if i were to act on the converse assumption that it didnt exist. imagine trying to act on the assumption that gravity did not exist.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 3, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
interesting point
first,
imagine trying to act on the assumption that gravity did not exist.
This is my response to the truly relativist crowd — that there is no truth other than that we construct with human language. A quick leap off a 12-story building may lead to a different conclusion.
. i can act on the assumption that God does exist, but life would be no different than if i acted as if God didnt exist.
If this statement does hold universally, it is a powerful argument that the two “things to know” are of a fundamentally different class. However, I’m not convinced it does hold. I think there are a lot of people who would claim that their life is entirely different because they act as if they know God exists (though they probably wouldn’t use as carefully precise language as we are doing here.) Some of those people are in the unique circumstance that they have changed their belief on the existence of God, and they believe that has changed their life.
Now, we can certainly challenge their sensory experience, but of course that opens a whole ’nother can of worms.
Furthermore, it clearly hasn’t changed their life in a scientific sense of testable hypotheses about physical properties. But it may have changed their lives in other ways that are equally real. (I suspect you agree that scientific truth is not the only kind; try to use the scientific method to prove that George Washington was the first president.)
In any case, I think the assertion that the quoted statement holds universally can be reasonably disputed. If we could resolve the truth of that statement, it might shed a lot of light on the discussion. However, it is too late right now for me to think of a good way to do that. Plus I gotta go to work tomorrow.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
very good
im happy with this lack of resolution, even if you are wrong you stupid idiot :)
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 4, 2010 7:56 AM EST up reply actions
oh yeah?
well you’re an icky doo doo head.
ha! got him good with that one, didn’t I, Turtle? :)
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
how about flipping it?
Gravity holds true for everyone. We all get the same result if we jump off a building.
But that’s not true about the quoted statement. Perhaps some people find their life is different if they assume god exists, but for a lot, maybe even most, it isn’t different.
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And we all get the same result
if we try to walk on water. Well, all but One.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 4, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Unless you're being pulled by a speed boat.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Jesus is that really you?
Man it just goes to show you never can tell…
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
true
But I think that just shows that the quoted statement is not a “scientific statement,” in the sense of being a testable repeatable hypothesis.
However, lots of true things are not testable repeatable hypotheses, like for example, “George Washington was the first president of the United States.”
Or, “Madville and Turtle’s book will be truly remarkable. Few have written a book the likes of theirs.”
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Please define the term accuracy
Use it as a verb, noun adverb and then conjugate it.
If the conjugation is consensual then I’ll believe your comment.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Ever see those polls
on how many people believe the earth is 7 to 10 thousand years old? Its a lot. To reinforce the evidence that they checked their brains someplace, the notion isn’t really asserted in the magic compilation guidebook, its only implied.
Pete
like Brendan said above, this conversation has gone on pretty well considering its volatile nature. please dont be the one to upset the kettle.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 3, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
"magic compilation guidebook"
was the money shot
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 4, 2010 7:56 AM EST up reply actions
Magic is a forbidden word in Christianity despite its accuracy and it is a compilation and it is most certainly considered a guidebook.
As a matter of fact, I do.
Perhaps as old as 12,000, but not much older than that.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
BTW I love you tagline bb
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
really?
a religious discussion on 1/1/10? in a semi-related note many of the folks on this site believe, annually, the Reds will be competitive year after year. keep fucking that chicken, folks.
where’s the baseball atheists?
"I expected much better than that".....tHan
I believe they're called
“stat-heads.” ;-)
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by BubbaFan on Jan 2, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, how did this baseball stuff get in here?
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Atheism requires a very specific, and somewhat difficult to defend premise that there is no God.
jch merely argues that he doesn’t know. That is agnosticism.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
As I posted above a couple of posts....
I fall between atheist and agnostic.
Some days I’m convinced there is no God. Other days I lean towards I cannot prove there isn’t a God, but I might allow the possibility that there is a God.
It really kinda depends on the company around me, really.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
I was gonna say more about what jch said, but I think we're on the same page already...
Personally, my years as a philosophy student have beat religion right out of me, so I understand what you’re saying.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
Interesting that you mention philosophy
The 4 or 5 philosophy classes I’ve taken in my undergraduate academic career really made me scratch my head re: religion.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
A PHIL prof of mine simplfied this paradox beautifully
Even an atheist has to have faith. He of course was an atheist.
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
I don't think it's that hard to defend
Arguing that atheism is a belief is like arguing that bald is a hair color.
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All this religion talk: fine
But let’s not start getting personal!
by Brendanukkah on Jan 2, 2010 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
and here
I thought you just wanted to grow a thin line, like Bronson Arroyo.
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i wish i could grow out something that didnt look trashy
my facial hair grows in all patchy, thick in one area and not at all in others
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
I don't think someone can scientifically prove there isn't a God anymore than I can prove that there is.
Therefore, some belief is required on some level.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I don't buy that
No one can scientifically prove that the tooth fairy or Santa Claus don’t exist, either, but that doesn’t mean it’s a reasonable argument to make.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
but you can make a reasonable argument for a God.
It’s difficult to make a reasonable case for the tooth fairy. Seriously. I got screwed on my lost teeth all throughout my childhood.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I'd respond to this with a question, but I'm not nearly drunk enough.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
don't agree on that, either
I honestly see no difference between the two.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I think you can make a reasonable argument
for a higher being, or force, or something. But I don’t think you can make a reasonable argument for the existence of a God that falls within the parameters defined by Chrisitanity, or any other organized religion.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 2, 2010 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
Einstein
seemed to view “god” as the physical laws of the universe. I suppose I could get behind that.
I don’t think you can make a reasonable argument for a higher being, though. At least, not reasonable to me. :-)
If there’s a higher power, the question becomes…who created that higher power? An even higher power?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I was just thinking about that the other day
Who created the higher power? It’s a great question.
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by cesarhernandez on Jan 2, 2010 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
I can make a more than reasonable argument for the existence of a higher being
And I’ve got photos to prove it.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
God creates dinosaurs.
God destroys dinosaurs.
God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs destroy man, woman inherits the earth.
The Gospel According to ‘Jurassic Park.’ You can’t argue that.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
sure
We always get stuck cleaning up the dinosaur poop.
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Dinosaurs evolve into birds
Birds poop on a freshly washed vehicles
Man extends middle finger at animal and calls it “the bird”
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 2, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
I reiterate:
Once you go Dino you never go back.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Are you saying that Dino's are hung?
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 2, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
The real question for Einstein is,
is he viewing God, now? :)
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 3, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Or is it really that whever Einstien is now there is no he...
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not hard, just somewhat difficult.
I love semantics. Seriously, though, the problem is that although you might be comfortable with an argument someone will always come back and say that it’s not provable, which is ultimately the “problem” with theism. I have no desire to take up the mantle of atheism, so I remain an agnostic. I’m lazy.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
To me, being an atheist makes as much sense
as being a devout Christian. The positions are polar opposites. Each espouse a belief in something that can’t be definitively proved.
For the record, I do believe there is some reason for the planet’s existence. But that something is beyond the understanding of man.
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by cesarhernandez on Jan 2, 2010 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
Sorry, I didn't read everything you wrote before I responded...
Gimme a second…
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
Yet you love me
You’re agnostic, in a way. Just waiting om confirmation one way or the other.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Oh, you got something to gain baby
Of course, you may not like it.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Perez?
I thought Pete was the only one who bet on baseball.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 10:56 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
you are too funny!!!
Everyone knows that Blaise’s most important contribution to baseball was the study of;
(Blaise Pascal (French pronunciation: [blɛz paskal]), (b. 1623-06-19 in Clermont County , France, d. 1662-08-19 in Paris) was a French mathematician, physicist, and religious philosopher. He was a child prodigy who was educated by his father, a civil servant. Pascal’s earliest work was in the natural and applied sciences where he made important contributions to the construction of mechanical calculators and) most importantly the study of fluids.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
"neither do you."
You can’t be sure that I don’t.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 12:04 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
My bad, I misworded that
I shouldn’t say you have no idea, I should say that you can’t prove there IS a God, and I can’t prove there’s NOT a God.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
You're all right.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 12:25 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I can't prove it ... Yet!
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 1:05 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
rec'd
because you just defeined my philopshy.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
Is that what you answer when you get pulled over for speeding and the cop says:
Cop – Dr. Turtle why were going 63 in a 60MPH zone
Turtle: Ask God
Cop- I’m giving you a warning Mister, lets keep the foot off the pedal
Turtle drives away really happy about his choice of license plates.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
You've never driven through Proctorville.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 3, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Is this atrick question?
Proctorville is which of the following
1. In between Kings Island and Mason
2. The town where academic security agents are trained
3. The village near Sphincterland, just south of Liverpool.
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Let's be real honest.
Who here, outside of you and me, has ever driven through Proctorville, OH?
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Wow
Do I admit to having driven through Proctorville?
Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.
-Hilaire Belloc
No but my friend Cal has...
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
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Many have tried. Only the brave few have
made it all the way through.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 4, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
I read a comment once on an ESPN message board.
I wish I could find it, because the commenter posited that the reason everyone hates Tim Tebow is that he was better than them. A better football player, a better person, and a better teammate and friend. I think there’s some truth to that.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
is that why
everyone hates Derek Jeter, too?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
No, they hate him becaue he was nailing Mariah Carey at the apex of her hotness
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I like Derek Jeter
Think he’s a good guy and plays the game the right way. Wish he played for the not-Yankees, though. No offense.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Tiger Woods needed to take a page out of Jeter's playbook. Bang all the women you want, just don't be married while you're doing it.
Tiger had a similar squeaky clean image to Jeter, except Jeter’s not married, so he can go nail whomever and whatever pleases him.
Tiger, on the other hand, had familial obligations, which apparently escaped him.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
And Tiger
liked to tell everyone what a family man he was.
Jeter doesn’t really say anything to the press. He just gives the generic answers that everyone expects from sports stars.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I can't wait to see tHom & Urban get into a catfight during the postgame interview over who gets to fellate Tebow first
On a side note, should I ever have another kid I’m gonna name it Rural, regardless of gender.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Speaking of me and kids.....
What’s the running joke for 2010? :)
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Since you brought it up
I think it should be your propensity to have illegitimate children with despicable employees of the Reds organization.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Wow, I can't believe I'm the parent comment of all of this...
Nice.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 2, 2010 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks Ash - you've just ruined my entire belief system
and all you’ve got to say is ’Nice"…
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Remeber our evening at Squatman's
Go ahead hide your face we all know that it is you…Destroyer of Faith

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
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Except that was Gordo's
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jan 2, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
There is no such thing...
I probably passed out due to the fact that it was 120 degrees in there.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
somewhat game related
The halftime show is sponsored by Reese’s. Have any of you had the monstrosity that is the King Cup Reese’s or whatever? I would think the PB/chocolate ratio would get all screwed up.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
You are all over the place tonight!
And no, but Reese’s would get that shit right. They have to to preserve my faith in humanity.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
The girl fell asleep, it's halftime, I'm too lazy to bathe
So here I am. You feel honored I’m sure.
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never had one of those
But this Christmas someone gave me a giant peanut butter cup from the local gourmet chocolate shop. It was about the diameter of a baseball. And the PB/chocolate ratio was kind of screwed up. The edge was all chocolate and no peanut butter, while the center was very heavy on the PB.
It was still pretty damned good, though.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
There's more chocolate, so it stays somewhat proportional.
However, it’s not quite right.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I saw it in a gas station today and wondered
I nearly bought it just for that reason, not sure why I didn’t. Hell, I once bought a marshmallow “treat” that was shaped and colored to look like a hamburger.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
I once bought a pack of "vegetable-flavored" jelly beans.
Key word there: once.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
They were not good.
They tasted mostly like someone had jellied, then hardened fecal material.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I love how they're now trying to explain how Tim Tebow could be an effective NFL QB
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Actually Billick is trashing his throwing motion
He points out the super slow release and he says Tebow will have problems at the next level with that.
Thom’s response…..“Why?”
Just priceless.
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by cesarhernandez on Jan 1, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
If Brett Favre can do so well with constant media fellatio
Then I think Tebow can too. A grown man hanging off his dick? It’s just like he’s a kid out there!
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
True story
The priest that baptized me was later caught in a molestation case.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Did that make you feel
unloved?
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 1, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'm an atheist these days
I’ll blame it on him.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
I don't blame you.
But isn’t there something wrong about the failure of an organization being responsible for your belief that there is no god? There seems to be a lot of that going around.
True
The Reds organization is doing their best to make me believe there’s no god also.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
At risk of getting preachy ...
Aw heck, you all are good at putting up with me on all sorts of topics, so here goes. That’s why we put our faith in God, rather than humans. Not excusing molestation, mind you.
Humans will let you down. I will. Josh Hamilton will. So will Billy Graham, Tim Tebow, whomever.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 1, 2010 11:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
As Neil Gaiman would have you believe it
God(s) need humans in order to survive. And God is finding out how much I can let him down.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Tanith Lee
often has a similar theme in her books. “Delusion’s Master” is a sort of fantasy Christ story.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Sorry to get preachier but
No one can ‘let me down’ …
And which came first ‘Death’ or ‘God’?
Can’t have one without the other.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Yikes
Dodged a bullet there, brother.
Funny side story – I got a DUI when I was a couple of months before I turned 21 (shocked, I’m sure). The arresting officer was later convicted of soliciting prostitution from a tranny hooker then jumping bail. What I’ve always wondered – how bad do you have to piss off your boss to be sent undercover as a tranny hooker?
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Tebow is going to get his ass handed to him at the next level
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
How is that going to be any different from tonight?
Ohhh, you mean figuratively.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
i didn't think that was too unreasonable of a question actually
i know next to nothing about football, but i do know in baseball taht a number of players have been underrated due to what scouts percieve as a mechanical flaw, but they perform at every level. I assume that can happen in football too.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
"Say the entire defense suffered heart attacks simultaneously"
“I think that Tim Tebow would then have a decent chance of putting one in the end zone.”
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Motherfucking,
cock-gobbling, shit-assed Tim Tebow. Fuck that bastard.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
lets not get into more religious stuff Pops.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Not to drill Pops, here, but
a while back some joker posted the words “foot fairies” on here in relation to soccer players. The board hammered him. So, why doesn’t the term “cock-gobbling” in reference to a football player draw a similar response?
Just curious, really.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 11:04 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I don't remember who started the foot fairy thing
Was it Bruz? I think the reaction wasn’t so much toward the implied homophobia, but the fact that he was so into dissing Joey Votto.
There are frequently comments here about fellating Derek Jeter, and nobody gets upset at those, either.
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Yes lets drill that cock-gobbling coon dick poops in his pants, Pops
Foot fairies are my friends and i defend them to the death…
Tim Teblow is just another extremely talented jock with the intellectual depth of a potato – I now I have forgotten what I was trying to say…You Go TT !!!!
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Well, I don't not think he actually fucks his mother either.
Just provocative turns of phrase. If Tewbow didn’t wear his sanctimony around like a feather boa, he would be just another player from Florida that I would root against. I was not implying that he actually performs oral sex on men (that would be something out of keeping with his moral convictions) and the expression was provided to give contrast to his personal, outward, aggressive faith (generally diametrically opposed to the right for homosexuals to even exist…. not that I know this to be his stance for sure, but I recognize a wolf by the pack in which he runs).
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 2, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
It's good to be in a place where I can ask
a legitimate question on spiritual/political/social topics and not feel the need to duck. That’s not always the case everywhere. I thoroughly enjoy you folks. I really do.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
And we enjoy you too.
You are easily one of my favorite posters.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 2, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks Pops!
Now you’re making me blush.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Just wait until I get ahold of you
You’ll do more than blush, mister.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
You sweet-talker you.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 3, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
In the latest of a long line of bad bets on my part....
I now have to pay for a pedicure and have a car detailed because UC couldn’t stay within 17 points of Florida. Thanks, Brian Kelly.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Holy crap, why didn't you call me before the game?
I’d have taken that bet, and your money, in a hearbeat.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
hey, it's only the 3rd quarter
They could close the gap.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The one you have with 'tHan for tomorrow may be the worst I've ever heard of
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jan 2, 2010 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
You might want to give him a call
From what he told me, you’re giving him 8 points
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jan 2, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
The Bearcats are capable of losing with Kelly at the helm.
Remember the Orange Bowl.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
Finally.
Hey, we’re only 27 down. They can come back, right?
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I once covered a game that
Marshall trailed 38-8 at halftime, then came back to win 64-61 in double overtime. Of course, that was against East Carolina in the GMAC Bowl, not Florida in the Sugar.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 12:11 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I remember that game
Leftwich, right?
Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.
-Hilaire Belloc
Wow, that was an enthusiastic thouchdown celebration.
Guess you’ve got to enjoy what you can.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
Oh for the love of Zeus...
The Buckeyes can never win, can they? First they really can’t win, then when they do, it’s because they played an inferior opponent. Say, Jeremy, how’d L’ville do this season? :P
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
Nevermind that most people picked Oregon to win this game
by Brendanukkah on Jan 1, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I was so happy to see Lee Corso put that fucking Donald Duck head on.
That’s when I knew. Ok, well, that’s when I suspected.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
If I were a betting man
I’d bet real money against Corso’s picks every time. I’m not sure he knows anything about football.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
That stroke he had earlier this year might have had something to do with his lack of football knowledge
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 3, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
actually before the ohio state game his last picks were correct
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
You know I love you baby
I couldn’t resist getting under your skin. :)
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
there's too much love and molestation in this thread...
Damn, Red Reporter, I’ve missed you!!
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
And we've missed you
But our aim is getting better.
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by jch24 on Jan 1, 2010 11:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If I'm pregnant, I will not be happy.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 1, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
wow, this was supposed to go elsewhere.
Just wow.
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by Ash on Jan 1, 2010 11:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was wondering
As it stands, I demand that this go green, only so people browsing through the thread will stop to take notice.
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"Stay on target!"
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
by ZJiff30 on Jan 1, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
That looks more like Justin than me
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by jch24 on Jan 1, 2010 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I don't have any pictures of you though, so I had to stick to the quote.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
This is a bit more flattering, I don't have a stupid hat.

"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
Justin who's the tall guy to your immediate left?
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by Madville on Jan 3, 2010 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that doesn't look
like a “Failcoeur” t-shirt.
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It was meant for jch's previous comment
But worked way too well there, too. I have a sneaking suspicion the “better aim” was actually referring to physical violence.
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by Ash on Jan 2, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
SONOFABITCH I wish I had posted the pic with it
I thought better of it. “No, don’t do it, it would be in poor taste…..”
I coulda been epic.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
and we have missed you
in the way that the Bearcats are missing Brian Kelly right now.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Aww, thanks!
But to be honest, the Bearcats with Brian Kelly don’t win this game.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
If the Buckeyes were in those black helmets.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 9:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
No, but they saty within 17 fucking points in all likelihood
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
You need talk-to-type software.
With an anti-drunk speech feature.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Good damned luck
You haven’t heard me drunk. I tend to mumble as it is so when I slur, I’m completely incomprehensible.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
key's sticking togeather?
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
that's true
but I bet it would be closer. And it wouldn’t look like the Gators are playing Moeller. Although, to be fair, I bet Moeller puts up a better fight against the Gators.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
the Bearcats
with Jim and Leroy Kelly don’t win this game.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 1, 2010 11:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Think Notre Dame
is holding its collective nose right now? This is an awe-inspiring defense that Kelly built….
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by cesarhernandez on Jan 1, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Good thing ND had a stellar defense already!!!
Oh wait, what? Their defense was awful?
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
And what they won't be getting is a national championship
at least, not anytime soon.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
kid's a linebacker.
I’d be excited too to do something the offense should be doing, but can’t.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Sweet, I only need UC to outscore FLA 17-7 the rest of the way!
Pike has actually looked good thus far…….and I cringed when I saw Mighty Mouse’s arm bend the wrong way.
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"And the final quarter in the career of the great Tim Tebow. . . "
This was old when tHom said at the start of the thrid quarter, “And the final half in the career of the great Tim Tebow . . .”
My first comment "tonight" was at 10:19 PM
Coincidence?
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Madville has entered RR
I repeat, Madville has entered RR.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
My subtle and sophisticated sense of humor
loves these new DirecTV commercials with James Lipton.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I cracked up at the first one
The 10th one, notsomuch.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
I personally enjoy the Yellowbook commercials.
The one with the accident-prone guy getting the job with dynamite is the best.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
Those are great too.
There’s nothing like watching a dog eat an old lady’s bird.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I'm not much of a pet person
so those things tend to not affect me too much.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Or Kimo
Kimo! Kimo!
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by cesarhernandez on Jan 1, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
I gotcha
I chose it because I liked the song.
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by jch24 on Jan 1, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm waiting for tHom to bust out into song
“The only one who could ever reach me, was the son of a preacher man!”
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
If we could get tHom to wear a wig like that
I’d listen to him talk about anything all season long and never say a single word against him
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
THom was just giving his
Tebow sermon. It must be hard to talk with his mouth full.
I would tell THom to eat a dick, but he’s full, thank you very much.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
Urban, just because you're taking a leave of absence doesn't mean you can be a d-bag.
Just get the game over with. Don’t call a TO before a kickoff.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I wonder if Slyde expected this when he posted a NYD open thread.
We’ve really run the gamut here tonight.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
ahem, giving a pedicure
Actually, the terms were a pedicure and a car detailing. I was only allowed to pay for one. I’ll be washing a car.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
" I can't hate you for that. I saw it coming."
You’re making this too easy.
/go ahead, quote it.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
You do realize I'm throwing batting practice for your drunk ass, right?
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
"You do realize I'm throwing batting practice for your drunk ass, right?"
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Is it safe to assume
you are conveying this in jest?
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 11:09 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
No TT it is not safe to say...
This is what happens when persons of faith (with the intellectual capacity of a potato) are held up to ridicule by the enlightened few.
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It was the Phillipino boys I was concerned with.
I’ve looked at a few comments a bit too literally during the thread. Many of you know that my five kids are adopted and three reportedly were sexually abused before we got them. I just get a tad sensitive at the thought of such things.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Pedophiles are forever...
It enough to turn me Hindu
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
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Lets leave electricity out of this discussion
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by Madville on Jan 2, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ha!
I knew that. Stupid Turtle.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
I just keep going back to Fillipino (thanks for the correction, obc), b/c Tebow is a Fillipino
And the fact he circumsized Fillipino boys on one of his mission trips to the Phillipines.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
one L
Filipino, Philippines.
Named after King Philip II of Spain, AKA Felipe Segundo.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
was King Phillip II nutso?
might explain some things for me…
"I expected much better than that".....tHan
I don't recall ever hearing
that he was any nuttier than the average monarch.
He’s not viewed well in the Anglo world because of the inquisition and all, but I gather he’s seen more favorably among Spaniards.
My high school Spanish teacher, who was Castilian, told me that Felipe Segundo had a lisp, and that’s why Castillian Spanish uses the “th” sound where the rest of the Spanish-speaking world uses an “s” sound. I have no clue if that true, though.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Maybe I believe it, maybe I'm joking
… but make no mistake, it was difficult to listen to the Tebow lovefest from both Billick and Franchester’s boy
I’m just waiting for that proverbial other shoe to drop regarding Tebow. If it can happen to Tiger, it sure as heck can happen to Timmy T.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Sure, Could happen to anyone, I suppose.
Is there less of a chance it happens with Tebow because of his beliefs? I’d say so. Nothing is assured, of course. Plenty of priests, youth leaders, preachers and the like have been caught in such scandal.
I know, as has been suggested in this thread, that Tebow gets hammered because of the media’s adoration of him. Other outwardly Christian QBs such as Colt McCoy at Texas, Matt Barkley at USC, Sam Stafford at Oklahoma and even Drew Brees of the Saints aren’t subjected to as much disdain.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Wearing eye black with Bible verses doesn't help his cause, IMO
And I don’t see McCoy, Barkley, Stafford, or Brees out there as much as Tebow, in terms of spotlight. Maybe it’s b/c Tim Tebow is the All-American Boy. Maybe it’s b/c he’s a media darling.
Why is it we don’t hear pBp announcers and colormen fawn over other college QBs as much as Tim Tebow? Why was it last year Franchester’s Boy actually said something to the effect of “After meeting Tim Tebow, you’re a better person”?
I think the disdain for Tebow stems from the fact no one is that perfect. I mean no one. There’s gotta be a skeleton in Tebow’s closet. I honestly can’t wait to read about it. I’ll actually like Tebow once I know he’s not perfect, b/c I don’t believe in perfection.
Ironically, I’m actually a bigger Tiger fan now that he’s been exposed by the media. Do I think extramarital affairs are ok? Absolutely not. But, now Tiger’s more of a real guy, and I’d rather root for real guys than people assumed to be perfect.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Tiger is an assclown
I think he “pretended to be perfect” FAR more than you accuse Tebow of doing.
Which would you rather have marry your daughter? Case closed…
"I expected much better than that".....tHan
Honestly, Tiger
I also have something against lefties, although my Best Man was a lefty, but I’m pretty sure that was just to keep people guessing and deflect my animosity.
Also, if I had a daughter (which I don’t), assuming I had her when I first started gettin’ down, she’d only be 12 years old, and Tiger just turned 32 or 34, so I think I’d enjoy the media circus more if Tiger tried to marry my hypothetical 12 year old as opposed to Tim Tebow.
But, it’s just that I detest Tebow, not as much as Jeter, but still definitely detest Tebow, and would prefer my daughter to marry Tiger instead.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
plus tiger is worth much more money than tebow ever will be
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
The lefty thing was mostly in jest, I just thought it fit given the Tim Tebow discussion
Plus, lefties are special people, b/c I’ve known a couple that claim to only be left-handed, but do a Hell of a lot of stuff well right-handed as well.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm close to 50/50
I happen to write, throw, and kick with the left side.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
At least you didn't make the mistake of saying you swing both ways, or go both ways. Well done to not fall into my trap.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
I was sincere about knowing lefties that can do stuff equally well right-handed.
Case in point, when I was in HS, I was Co-Captain of our golf team. One match, our other Co-Captain thought he put his clubs into my car before we left for the course, only to discover that when we opened the trunk only my sticks awaited us.
We weren’t supposed to play in the same foursome that day, but due to the fact we played the same irons with similar specs (albeit me righty, him lefty) our coach asked the opponent coach if he minded if we both used my clubs. The other coach, thinking there was no way the lefty Co-Captain would shoot well with my righty clubs, agreed.
Just so happened he shot 3 over par on the Front 9 @ Camargo while I shot 1 over par.
The amazing part was that was the best he’d ever shot on the Front 9 @ Camargo. He tried playing a couple times for fun with my clubs, and was always around 80. Impressive. He was a better golfer left-handed, although not by much.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
sounds like he should play right handed to me
still impressive
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
He's easily 25 yards longer off the tee, and at least a club longer with irons as a lefty
Kinda odd, never been a good putter, so he actually tries putting left and right from time to time, had a better wedge game right handed, but his overall game was better left handed.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
im a lefty
and i’ll tell you something; livin’ aint easy. think about it – everything in this world is built with a right-handed person in mind. desks, cars, computers. as a lefty, im forced to use my right hand much more often than you are forced to use your left hand. truth be told though, all that forced-practice with my right has been advantageous. you cant stop me on the court. you never know which way im gonna cross you over fool.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 2, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
There seems to be a disproprotionate number of not only
philosophy majors/degrees around here, but now left-handedness. What else do we have going for us I wonder?
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Oddly enough, the lack of a significant other
seems to not be one of those things.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

….hat tip jch
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 3, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
jeez
Don’t post photos of your cock here, please.
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by BubbaFan on Jan 3, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I spewed the beverage out of my mouth.
Well-played, ma’am. Well-played.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I was just keeping with the God theme.
I imagine that if God actually exists that hers might look a lot like this, what with all of the killing and degradation in her name.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
Bob Dylan once said:
“Everybody know that God is a woman.”
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how else do you explain
all the pain and suffering in the world?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 3, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
well, you know what they say
“behind every powerful man is a woman with his testicles in her back pocket.”
:)
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 3, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Say gang ...I bet you didn't know that Ol'ads is also Left Handed
So are most of the intelligent, attractive, successful and creative people I know..
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Same here.
How many other lefty RRs are out there?
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by BK on Jan 2, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
me too
’cept I suck at hoops.
Plus, I was always bitter that no one would let me play 3rd base in rec softball. Common, you really think the extra step is going to be the difference?
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God is a lefty too.
BTW only 3 more days ’til bowling night!

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Tonight is bowling night and I am pumped
There is a tremendous amount of spiritual resonance and sexual tension in the sport of bowling…
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Hard to argue much with that.
As a Christian, I don’t view any human as perfect. I sure am far from it. Part of Christianity is admitting we’re not perfect, we’re flawed, we’re no better than anyone else.
I don’t necessariy root for anyone to fail (well, maybe Michigan:) ). If someone billed himself as perfect I’d probably root against him, which makes me wonder what I would have done had I been a Jew a couple of thousand years ago and this Jesus fellow showed up in my town.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Hey I am Perfect.
Not kidding either damnit
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Oh yeah, I forgot
about you Maddy. Sorry about that.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 9:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You are perfect to damnit Dr. T
In fact I’ve yet to meet a non-perfect person…well there’s obc and of course jch…but I can tell you fer shure that Ash is perfect…
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not to restoke these fires,
but i disagree with this…
Is there less of a chance it happens with Tebow because of his beliefs? I’d say so.
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
Interesting.
Statistically, I might be able to make an argument. Not sure if there is a ZIPS or PECOTA or something to apply to this, though.
Are there murderers who were devout believers? Absolutely. Are most murderers believers? Very unlikely. Who is more likely to drive drunk and kill someone, a believer or a non-believer? My statement on Tebow simply plays the odds.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Please don't bring Dusty Baker in to this theological discussion
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don't think you can make the argument statistically
Statistically, it’s the opposite.
I’m not saying it’s cause and effect. It may be related to other factors, such as education level or income. But nonbelievers are less likely to commit crimes. Atheists are 10% of the US population, but only 0.209% of the prison population. (Christians are about 75% of the prison populaton, and of the US population.)
This holds cross-culturally, too. The crime rate is lower in less-religious societies.
Frankly, this is something that bugs me. Saying nontheists are more likely to commit crimes is simply not true. It’s unfair as well as inaccurate.
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Muslims are about ,04% of the entire US population and are slowly increasing
Buddhist about.03% but they don’t believe in increasing
The largest group religiously that is losing members is mainstream Protestants.
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I can't necessarily buy that
75 percent of the prison population is Christian. Maybe they are believers, but as you wrote above, belief has many different meanings. Satan believes, but he’s not a follower. I’d wager that 75 percent of the prison population doesn’t have the faith level of Tebow.
I don’t think atheists or agnostics are generally more likely to commit crimes that land them in the big house. I do think those who adhere to a 10 Commandments belief system are less likely to wind up in an orange jump suit than those who don’t.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 9:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Interesting
If I don’t steal or murder, my chances of going to prison decrease? If you say so. It would be interesting if adultery was punished in a similar way.
adultery
Heh. Picture that. Most of our politicians and our sports stars would be behind bars.
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yeah, but...
Wealthy men get around it by going overseas, or taking multiple wives or concubines.
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my guess
is that following the last five or six of the ten commandments would suffice to keep you out of jail.
And those are generally accepted rules of most societies, Christian or not.
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i think Turtle is on to something here
I’d wager that 75 percent of the prison population doesn’t have the faith level of Tebow.
theism has a scale of intensity that atheism does not. you can be a little faithful or you can be very faithful, but not believing is not believing is not believing. im not sure census data collection can accurately reflect those nuances.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 2, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah so was Hammurarbi on something.
http://www.answers.com/topic/hammurabi
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I don't agree
I’m actually a pretty laid-back atheist. I’m an atheist, not an agnostic. But I don’t think religion is evil, nor do I want to purge it from the earth. I’ve dated religious guys, and always encouraged them to continue going to church. (The fact that they didn’t want to get out of bed on Sunday morning was not my fault, I swear.) And I indulge in “superstitious” things, like telling ghost stories, and not mentioning a no-hitter (unless I want to jinx it). Do I really believe I have the power to ruin someone’s no-hitter just by talking about it? Heck, no. But I find it a fun tradition, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Some atheists are definitely more extreme than others (as I realized when I called my local dial-an-atheist number out of curiosity once). The most extreme are usually those who were raised in an “intense” religion, then turned away from it for some reason. Those of us who were raised atheist just can’t get that worked up about it.
I would also point out that you can’t tell what someone’s faith level is unless you are him. How many times have we seen “men of god” caught doing things very ungodly? Sometimes a very “in your face” faith is a coverup for a lack of faith.
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So, what is the faith level of Tebow?
Just because he puts it out there as part of his image doesn’t mean that that’s who he really is. Just ask Family Man Woods.
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Do we necessarily know the accurate faith level of Tebow?
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
no, we can't know for sure.
But the kid goes on missions trips and things like that. Those tend to indicate a greater level of faith.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
So....
So does Crolfer and D#3’s boyfriend how does that indicate a greater level of faith than say Josh Hamilton’s ? Faith and deeds are not in the same category if you ask me.
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The Bible would say otherwise
“What good is it, my brothers, if a man has faith, but no deeds?”
also… “Show me your faith without deeds, and I will show you my faith by what I do.”
There is no real way to judge a man’s level of faith other than what he does, and even that can be troublesome.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
The Bible would be considered so much fluff in a Bhuddist Temple
Buddhist have great faith. toaist have faith but do not believe in that deeds have much to do with Godliness..The Hindus would disagree …I could go on for paragraphs about the conflict between deeds and faith…but it is a pretty low priority in my spiritual life.
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it may be a low priority in your life
but it seems to me that one ought to judge him by his system, not anyone else’s.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Judge not lest ye be judged
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I go on mission trips, Tim Tebow goes on mission trips.
Therefore, I am Tim Tebow. Correct?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I am going on a mission trip in March
You and I cannot both be Tim Tebow.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
We'll have to remove the real Tim Tebow.
That way we can have as many Tim Tebows as we want. We could even have OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
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by BK on Jan 3, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
I hope she's on any boat I'm ever on, b/c if that boat starts to sink, I'm hanging onto her as a floatation device
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 3, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
no pre marital relations there tebow!
you will go to hell
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
I am so tired of fake breasts on young women
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omg
The law of gravity has been suspended.
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by BubbaFan on Jan 3, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
You are on fire today.
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by BK on Jan 4, 2010 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
I think he just uses a bunch of product in his hair
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by poojols on Jan 4, 2010 1:31 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I think Josh Hamilton's faith is different
if i am not incorrect Hamilton really found his faith as part of his recovery. I think it was/is a crutch for him to use, to feel like there is somebody out there helping him and looking over him.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
I confess
I’m wearing mixed fibers this morning.
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I dunno
Is there less of a chance it happens with Tebow because of his beliefs? I’d say so.
I’d say not. I think an argument could be made that people who are having problems are drawn to religion in an attempt to “cure” themselves. Or that all that repression causes a backlash (an argument you sometimes get when the question of why all the really sicko serial killers seem to come from the heartland arises). The minister’s kids are always the worst, etc. Whatever the reason, atheists are way underrepresented among criminals. They are also the least likely to get divorced.
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dunno
lotta serial killers seem to be operating on the left coast list
"I expected much better than that".....tHan
there are a lot of them on the coasts
Most of the population is clustered at the coasts.
But the really sicko ones all seem to hail from the midwest. New York has its Son of Sams, Cali has its Hillside Stranglers, but it’s the midwest who gave us Eddie Gein (who made “corsets” from the skin of dead women, so he could pretend he had boobs and dance around flashing them in the moonlight), Jeffrey Dahmer (who ate his victims after trying to turn them into zombies), and Gary Heidnik (who kidnapped women, chained them in his basement, and tortured them – because he wanted to make them pregnant and raise a family).
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its scary that you know way to much about serial killers
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
I personally find it a stimulating subject...
We could start with the premise that almost all serial killers are indentified by 3 names…
Wayne Adam Ford
Elmer Wayne Henley
Westley Allan Dodd
Thomas Griffiths Wainewright:
John Wayne Gayce
Phillip Carl Jablonski
the list is endless…
These guys are no fixable than their cousins the Pedophiles.
:
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Serial killers are noted by three names for a reason
So Wayne Ford, the bank branch manager in Milwaukee, doesn’t catch hell.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
are you a Dexter fan?
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
Absolutely love Dexter..read all the books etc.
Plus I killed my old neighbor in Pleasant Ridge and chopped his body up in the weed compactor thingy…
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ok it's over folks
who had Jan 2nd, 2010 in the “Madville Confesses to Murder” pool?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 3, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
that is more of a fargo thing...
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
no
He was from Wisconsin. A small, podunk town in Wisconsin where everyone knew everyone.
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John Lithgow grew up in Youngstown, OH
so your point stands.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
I think they were related
He wanted to keep them with him. Unlike some serial killers, he said he never actually enjoyed killing. He just didn’t want his lovers to leave him. He killed them to prevent them from leaving. He tried to turn them into zombies so they wouldn’t leave and would be obedient. And after they were dead, he ate them, so part of them would always be with him.
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I tried to do a quick search
but couldn’t really find anything – Are atheists less likely to marry than the average American that identifies him/herself as having a religion?
Not trying to prove or disprove anything, just thought about it as I read what you wrote about divorce rates and found myself curious.
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by Ash on Jan 2, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
I would guess
that atheists are more likely to get divorced because they don’t feel the pressure to marry someone who may not be suitable. Born-again Christians have a higher divorce rate than other Christians – I would guess because they feel more pressure to marry. However, there could be other reasons – economic and education differences, say.
Here’s a link with the stats:
U.S. divorce rates for various faith groups, age groups, & geographic areas
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ugh
That’s LESS likely to get divorced, of course.
The census site has a lot of stats on marriage, divorce, and religion, though it’s not always easy to find them.
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Hmmm...
This would be a helluva topic for a thesis.
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by Ash on Jan 2, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
divorce?
the key is not to marry batshit crazy folks…they skew the divorce stats big time.
"I expected much better than that".....tHan
No, not divorce specifically.
Religion and marriage, and the separation of religion from marriage and the result.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 2, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
my fave
is when non-religious folks clamor to get married in a church.
"I expected much better than that".....tHan
I did it.
So fuck off.
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no I'm Amoral
I was a sophist for a while then I was a follower of Hypocrites but when I found the great Mexican philosopher, A. Morales…well then everything began to make sense.
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it works out because I balance out Maddy.
I got married in a field. Beautiful day. The charity of women never ceases to amaze me.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 9:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
AS long as they're not drunked up bitches...
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Not really Kid
Drunked up on occasion but never a bitch.
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Is that charity
like a non-profit organization that pockets vast amounts of money meant to go to the poor and is never investigated for its corruption? That kind of charity you mean? Don’t forget, I’m married too.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 3, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
I believe that's called government!
The non-profit I work for has a stellar record since its inception in 1954. There are so many, though, that make me cringe.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 3, 2010 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Fellowship of Christian Athletes.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 4, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
I had to help a good friend of mine find a church in which to get married...
I found this ironic because not only am I not religious, but it was because she was unable to get married in her fiance’s church because she wasn’t Catholic.
Anyway, I recommended a church, they gladly took their money, and the ceremony was beautiful.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 2, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
the Catholic church is kinda adamant about marrying catholics. i have no beef with that whatsoever. in fact it makes perfect sense to me.
"I expected much better than that".....tHan
Ummmm
I was married in a Roman Catholic church. the regular priest guy wouldn’t marry us because I wasn’t a Catholic (although i was catholic). however the jr. priest guy agreed to do it if we went to a pre-marital counseling class where they tried to brain wash me, and they made me agree to raise my children Catholic (as opposed to catholic) but the priest guy never looked behind my back

and I was free in the eyes of God (who is catholic) to go let my kids choose if they even wanted to do religion…I did however consent to sending my kids through the Catholic catechism classes etc…and we occasionally went to church at christ the king (when Fr. Jerry was there, he was real card..) so they could be exposed to the religiousness of belonging to a church and the fellowship etc…how did it end up, you ask? Well it isn’t over yet butas of today:
Daughter #1 believes in God but has not much use for organized religion
D#2 fluctuates between atheism and agnosticism
Son #1 – Believe in God as the force that sustains the universe and the internet.
D#3 Has found no evidence of God in her studies of molecular genetics but her boyfriend is a practicing Presbyterian – it will interesting to see how Josh Lederberg and John Knox attempt to co-exist…
Well enough about my views on Marriage….
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that's correct Smitty
4 adult children
and 4.5 grandkids…
One minute your young and on the road playing rock and roll and the next thing you know you’ve attained a close and loving famile
(unless you’re jch who has a loving and expanded family)
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Smitty - for you buddy

D#3, Son. D#1 (very preggers) and D#2 (the one that obc and jch missedout on). Taken last night at the ever popular O’Bryon’s
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How come I only see 3 people, yet you listed 4?
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
You are stoned out of your mind..lets go over it again
D #1- Molecular Geneticist (semi drunk)
Son – IT Manager (very drunk)
D # 1 – Run’s O’Bryon’s (very preggers)
D #2 – Toxicological researcher (Glazed out of her mind)
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What I'm sayin' is I only see 3 people in the picture. Your son sandwiched by only 2 of your daughters. I dunno see a third daughter in this picture.
And my moniker pays tribute to the best domestic beer ever made, Miller High Life.
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 3, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
There are four people (plus one in the oven)
Maybe your viewing is set on “narrow” and the post is pushed over so far to the side that it cut one of the people out of the picture. Nevertheless, there are four people, although Madville’s claims that two of them are D #1 could probably be disputed.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 3, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
How do I change my viewing to not be "narrow"
I still am relatively new around these parts, and I don’t know all the ins and outs quite yet.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 3, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
When you're on the main page
There’s a portion on the right hand side where it says “Narrow” and “Wide.” Click on the one that says Wide.
i never knew that.
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If it could only be that easy for Dudsy
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err D#4 is to the far right
Toxicological researcher.
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congrats man
you have what looks like an awesome family
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
I do and I am a fortunate old bastard.
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Great-looking kids Maddy.
Let’s take your four and my five and start our own baseball team.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 3, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
We are in!!!
Plus my 11 grandson (a second baseman) wants in too.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
from a different angle
my fiance is very Christian, and has no interest in a church wedding. Maybe she is worried the grounds will hiss when her agnostic husband to be steps on them.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
I could say something here but instead I'll just wish her happiness and good luck
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
I love that there were meetings and press conferences
and an endless amount of blog and ESPN speculation, but in the end, Urban Meyer will be coaching next season. So, basically, nothing changed from the original plan. Urban Meyer has transcended being a douche and has reached some previously unattained level of jackassery that we can never comprehend.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
Are you saying he's a sub-urban jackass?
I couldn’t resist.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
by ZJiff30 on Jan 2, 2010 12:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Did they give the MVP trophy to Urban Meyer to carry the same way I walk out of a Christmas gathering with arms full of stuff?
Since, you know, it’s all going to the same place?
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Anybody want to talk about baseball?
How about Cubs signing Byrd? This is so awesome, I am completely convinced Hendry in the worst GM in baseball. Their team has gotten worse short term and long term this off-season. LOVE IT
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 12:50 AM EST reply actions
The best thing is watching Cubs fans pretend that they don't hate the move.
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
Pretending they don't hate the move
That’s what she does!
/not getting it
by Brendanukkah on Jan 2, 2010 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
It has to make sense damnit
Ask your beard for guidance. It will show you the way.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
I don't think you and I are on the same page
re: the defintion of ‘beard’
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
I live across the street from a hardcore Cubbie fan
and he thinks Hendry is the anti-christ
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
Anti-Christ.
Fits right in with much of tonight’s discussion.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 1:13 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Hendry is fucking awesome
It’s amazing that man still has a job.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
All of the GMs he has to be the worst.
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
And he'll continue to be the worst
At least until Bavasi takes over for Jocketty….
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 2, 2010 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
You shut your damned mouth
(insert “if that happens I’ll walk away from this team once and for all!” comment)
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Marlon Byrd is crap
I’m going to enjoy throwing his name out earlier in my NL-only league. I know a couple owners that will have a bidding for him.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Jan 2, 2010 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Where do you think Tejeda will end up?
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 1:07 AM EST reply actions
In an E:60 special about the detrimental effects of the steroid era in baseball
What do I win?
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
ZING!
I think he goes to an AL team on a 1 year deal
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
Damn, it is amazing how time flies when you're talking about
Football
Religion
Molestation
More football
Alcohol
Home-Schooling
Riding dinosaurs
Tiger Woods
And, oh, yeah, a little baseball here and there. :)
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
when Slyde's away
the mice will play. :-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
slyde would have put an end to god talk pretty quick
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
Only because he thinks he is one
AMIRITE????
He’s not here, let’s get crazy, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Do you need me to call you a cab?
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 2, 2010 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
No thanks, I'll hail a cop car instead
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
by jch24 on Jan 2, 2010 1:14 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
REC'D TO HELL AND BACK!
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 2, 2010 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
The best part? It's true
Myself, Ash, and farneyismycopilot in Columbus, I was a bit inebriated and getting antsy for a cab. From a distance, a cab and a cop car look very similar. I stepped off the sidewalk and into the road a bit, raised my arm, and almost whistled before realizing it was a cop.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
I need to get in on these RR get-togethers.
They sound like a lot of fun.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
he would keep me from hitting on bubba too
its a good thing im too drunk and too really try
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
Yeah, I can just imagine the average RR popping in tomorrow after a long holiday weekend and thinking "WTF happened?"
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Don't hurt yourself fainting from shock
But I was drinking and posting.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
by jch24 on Jan 2, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i dont believe it
i didnt even receive one text from ya all night
"I expected much better than that".....tHan
Because his phone was dead. ;)
"Forehead by Party Brendamour’s"
by Ash on Jan 2, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Surprising no political talk
Could be due to our collective euphoria over the Senate passing the Health Care bill.
See if that gets it started!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
On the day that he leaves, of course.
Gotta love it.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jan 2, 2010 1:41 AM EST up reply actions
Boozeless in the Big Apple
Local news is all excited about this. The Jets have announced they will not allow alcohol during the final game against the Bengals. With the game flexed into the later Sunday night spot, it being the last game of the year, the last game played at Giant Stadium, and the possibility of the Jets clinching a playoff spot with the win, they feel it’s “prudent” not to serve alcohol.
Fans are upset, but the vendors are the ones really freaking out. They already bought all the booze they were planning to sell during the game.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That's bullshit
If you can buy a beer in a bar during the game you should be able to buy a beer at the game. If they’re worried about trouble, use the oney lost on beer sales to pay for the extra security.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
I still feel very priveleged we can drink at U of L games!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
One of my best lines ever
At Rupp two years ago at halftime, I ask for a beer only to be denied.
My response – “Seriously???? You have to watch this team SOBER?”
Even the UK fans laughed.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Rather fitting, BTW
When I look at the baby pic the first thing I think of is the “Aw jeez, not this shit again” guy.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Holy shit I am watching the shake weight commercial for the first time
this is easily the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 1:26 AM EST reply actions
this was on MTV! no I don't watch MTV, but want to see who the hell this Snooki is after about 5 i am done
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 2, 2010 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
I've done this exact motion for roughly 20 years, and I have yet to see a difference
Other than getting sleepy and wanting to watch TV. I call shenanigans.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Did you see the "I lost weight by eating from the fresco menu at Taco Bell" commercial?
I nearly lost it.
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
Part of me thinks that it can't be real
But mostly I think “that’s fucking genius”
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jan 2, 2010 1:43 AM EST up reply actions
I said the same thing
“This can’t be real, this can’t be real……it’s clever marketing, this can’t be real”
All UK fans are toothless racist hillbillies.
What do you mean it's not real?
Eat that much Taco Bell, and you’ll wreck your insides so badly that you’ll be in a perpetual cycle of eat and immediately shit. Your stomach won’t take in any of it, and subsequently your body won’t take in any of it either.
Basically, your body will become 1 big tube, through which Taco Bell will pass.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions
What a fun way to start the day...
well off to work…
High Ho
Hi..Ho

Hi Hoe

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Larry Mcmurtry
She needs to eat a biscuit or something. Put some meat on them bones.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions
Pretty effective at keeping the weight off, I'd say
Maybe that should be my new gym membership
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 2, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
holy cow
im pretty glad I missed the UC game, and this thread, last evening.
"I expected much better than that".....tHan
awww
That reminds me…Justin, have you gotten your mom a cat yet?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yes we did actually
we went out yesterday, she picked out a 6 month old orange kitten. She holds her own against the dog, and the dog seems more upset about her then she is about the dog. It is playful, loves strings, laser lights, and laying with people. Butler County Humane Society does excellent work, we got both our dog and cat from there.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
sweet
It’s a female? According to my cousin, who’s a vet, 90% of orange cats are male. (Mine is orange and female, though.)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yeah it is female
a friend of the family told us the same thing.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
REally bubba that cat that Justin got is not female it is transgendered...
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
What in the world are you talkin' 'bout now?
Yeah, I can just imagine the average RR popping in tomorrow after a long holiday weekend and thinking “WTF happened?”
It is a return to normalcy…after a brief fling with baseball. sports and pop songs.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Does this become the official UK beat down of Loserville thread as well?
First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...
Probably a good thing
That game is going to be over pretty quick
First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...
I think we can make a separate thread for that
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jan 2, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, there were a couple left over from September 2009
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
There is no way
the Reds will have a winning season in 2010.
by occams_tiger_teeth on Jan 2, 2010 3:23 PM EST reply actions
Wow! 588 comments.
Which one of you atheists will be No. 666?
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 11:15 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Ha!
I’m all for it, brother!
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jan 2, 2010 11:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I would adore being number 666.
I’ve always envisioned the Sound of Music being remade as a Satanist family movie. “The Hills are alive with the sound of evil”….“Animal Sacrifice, appeasing the dark lord— these are a few of my favorite things” etc.
Works for so many movies really.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 3, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
I'm 664
The Neighbor of the Beast!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jan 3, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Ha! My suspicions are confirmed.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jan 3, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
Well gang it nightime - bedtime for Mads
G’nite all
God watch over us all..
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Hey I am awake and up and at it for another meaningless day of bleakness
I am living proof of the existence of God/Higher Power/Ground of Being/Oneness/That which cannot be named/etc.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
They're showing "Life After People"
on the History Channel right now.
It’s the episode where they show what happens to Chicago. The grass in Wrigley Field is 10 feet high.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Seems like everytime I flip on the History Channel
They have shit like this, or “Ammegedom clock,” “Bible Codes,” Naustordamus," or Ice road Truckers.
Tell what the fuck any of these have to do with History.
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 3, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
They look like Justin wrote the titles
And he’s getting his master’s degree in history.
Q.E.D.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 3, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
I've noticed that, too
And the Discovery Channel used to be about science. Now they have shows about ghosts and monster trucks.
I guess they have to make a profit, and educational really doesn’t sell.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
and why is the home and garden channel
always showing 50 million variations on “I want to buy a fabulous house for cheap, and I’m going to throw a hissy fit to my realtor until I get it,” instead of, you know, home and garden design?
uh oh. did I just admit something I shouldn’t have?
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
GHOST LAB!!!
I totally watched that the other day… They were going on about ‘Shadow People’
And every guy on the show looks the exact same. And they have goatee things. And bulge.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Of course it doesn't.
I watch TV to get away from education.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I rarely watch TV unless the game is on.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Brendanukkah
I always thought he was the anti-christ anyway.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
this is in the running for one of the top 100 threads of the decade
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
i tried to add it to the wiki
but can’t remember my password and it isn’t accepting any of my email addresses to sign in. :( i guess there will be no more lego man pictures.
This young lady is changing the face of women's college basketball
Brittney Griner dunks twice, No.5 Baylor rolls 99-18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xkDS99fAt4

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Who the Hell watches Women's College Hoops?
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 3, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
I did.
I had three friends (triplets) that played for Liberty. They’ve all moved on now, but the best plays now for the San Antonio Silver Stars of the WNBA.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Stanford had an awesome week last week
playing Tennessee and UConn. Both good games; Stanford took care of business against Tenn, but had trouble in the second half against UConn. UConn is a very good team. However, Stanford mostly stayed with them — March will be excellent. :)
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
I live just outside of Hartford, so the last thing I want to see on an internet message board for the Cincinnati Reds is any mention of the UConn Women Huskies
That’s what happens when you don’t live in a town with a major league franchise. You’re stuck with having to watch the Patriots, the Jets, or the Giants. The Yankees, the Mets or the Reds Red Sox.
To make matters worse, you’re stuck with all UConn, all the time.
That is unless you care about Trinity College and their ridiculous squash team, which I do not.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 3, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
Now look,
I would like nothing better than to put a whuppin’ on the Huskies.
Well, a Reds world championship would be better.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
I love women's BB
I enjoy it because of two main reason (well 3 actually)
1. the woman’s game is played with actual plays and with defensive strategy. It requires accurate passing and shooting and is really fun to watch how the match ups unfold.
2. The game is played in a style that is similar to when i played in HS and not just up in the air and around the rim.
3. It has many women athletes who are always fun to watch (except for the Eastern European transgendered bunch)
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Not many of those women athletes playing BB are that attractive
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 3, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
i hate the shots they take
it makes me laugh how horrible they can make themselves look with some ugly shots
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
Nah...you just don't know me well enough to get personal
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
your right
i should get to know you better before i blow you
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
You must think I'm cheap and tawdry
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
not at all
i figured you would take me out to an expensive restaurant first
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
by smitty3 on Jan 4, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
UGLY

DORKY

SKAG PILE

LAUREN ‘BUTTFACE’ JACKSON
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
She (it) looks a little like my old girlfriend Dale.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
THEN THERE'S LAUREN 'BUTTUGLY' JACKSON

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Just b/c you're finding the exceptions doesn't make it the rule
Seriously, Women’s Hoops players are by and large not attractive.
Sure, there might be a good looker here and there, but they are few and far between sir.
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 5, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Good Grief...almost every woman I know is attractive...
I love women and I revel in the new athleticism of today’s women.
While we are at lets let look at men athletes…no on second thought lets don’t -
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
I know plenty of athletic women I wouldn't call attractive
and vice versa
However, when attractive meets athletic in my book, the result is sexy
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 5, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Synopsis:
There is no God but God
There is no God
Know God
God Knows
God Nose
I’ll let you see my God if you let me see yours.
Logic is language driven
Language is numerical
Numbers = letters
Letters produce words
In the beginning was the Word
Logos – the word that cannot be spoken
Kant can blow me.
I think that about sums it up so far.
I am hoping to get a chance to work with Dr. Turtle on an adventure novel about Jesus returning to earth and the 2nd coming is understated and gentle. Jesus gets a job as a slap hitting shortstop for the Reds…well I don’t to ruin it for you…first I’m waiting for Turtle to sign the contract I’ve sent him.
If you want I can post an excerpt or two from his upcoming novel (its not preachy but will certainly make you think).
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
We'd make a great team Maddy!
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jan 4, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Absolutely
Listen go ahead then and sign the contract, just ignore the part that says that Mads gets 80% of the revenues after expenses, that’s just legal BS….I was thinking of having Jesus play for the Pirates but they already have Jesus Jones and it could get confusing for the atheists.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
i liked it when the nationals had
Jesus (somebody) pitching to Jesus Flores with a Church in the outfield.
I remember the day that all three alou
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
As I was saying I remember the day when all 3 Alou brothers started in the OF for the SF Giants
Felipe
Matty
and Jesus
Hey do any of you Mods know why the RR header reporter still has a Santa hat on? It is damn near St. Valentine’s day…
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
i remember the day when barry and stephen larkin and brett and aaron boone started a reds game
i was there. pete rose jr. played too.
I bet we still couldn't win.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Couple of years ago
Christian Guzman made a terrible relay throw home and Flores made some crazy play to avert an error. The announcer pointed out that, once again, Jesus saved the Christian.
Before the curse of stastics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgement.
-Hilaire Belloc
This thread may have the most greened comments of any thread I seen.
We are here at Red reporter.
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry Mcmurtry
Nah, Slyde's on vaca
Order from Mads… each copy is autographed! Only 15.95!
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
that's correct ZJ - AND as an added bonus if you act now:
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2. You also get a Red Reporter pen and pencil set valued at $90.00 – free
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So act today RRs and remember
"We don’t have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand"
James Watt
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
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