Red Reporter Welcomes Three New Writers on Board

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I just wanted to take a moment out of your busy day to point out that Red Reporter has added a few more writers to the site. In addition to the excellent work that we've gotten all season from BK, Charlie Scrabbles, and Brendanukkah, we've added nycredsfan, ken, and Gray. Most of you who frequent the comments sections of our posts are familiar with all of these gentlemen, and many of you have already noticed that they have been added to the masthead at the bottom of the page, but I wanted to formally point it out because we are incredibly excited to have them join the staff.
As you've already seen, nycredsfan will be helping BK out with the Farmers Only and other minor league reports during the off-season. Ken will be taking some of the load of Red Reposters from Charlie Scrabbles and also plans to do some other writing on the site including running the "book club" that we'll be running for Poz's The Machine. Gray will help Brendanukkah close out the season's game recaps. After that, they'll probably spend the off-season talking about soccer or sunk costs or whatever.
Like I said, we're very excited to have these guys added to the writing staff. We try our best to keep things fresh and up-to-date on the site, but frankly it's hard to do when we all have our real lives to deal with and the Reds don't hold up their end of the bargain. Hopefully, by adding some more manpower, we can keep the site moving crisply, giving you all stuff to read and opine about. So please join me in welcoming the new guys on board!
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How was the shindig holmes?
FWIW, I won on the tradeoff. TRUST. ME.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
It was good.
RR was woefully underrepresented, but Menace, snohio, and excalib picked up the slack nicely. The booze is all gone (2 kegs, 2 1/2 cases of wine etc.). I’m still a bit exhausted.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
Im damn near a fully trained chef
And that food that Jean cooked was out of this world. I’m hoping he calls me about a job! Thanks for everything Pops!
great time
I was going to mention this on the the relevant post but it’s fallen from recommended status. Pops knows how to throw a party. Everyone show make an effort to make it there in the future. You won’t regret it.
Thanks, man
Great to see you again.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 9, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
All the new guys suck
Can I actually contribute something worthwhile or am I destined to write about cheeseburgers and bisexual ex-marine furries?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Yes sir
He was also into BDSM. Quite a character he was. Good guy.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
short girls and furry guys are in your wheelhouse, eh?
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Sep 8, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i just assumed you'd start contributing
when you stopped sucking. boom.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I know of a great site
that you can work on and feel right at home.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 8, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
back row ….. scrabbles, slyde, sukr
middle row … snohio, bk, jch, brendanukkah
front row … gray, ash, bear trap, gray, justin
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
damn....delete the 2nd gray in the front row
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
I'm the short one, eh?
I’m amused, though, that another one of the people actually looks a lot like my father looked at the time.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
you're also the richest one of the group
so, how about spotting your old buddy a couple billion bucks?
She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.
Hmmmm like most liberal commy sites this one is becoming more and more like the new Socialist US Government
Soon we’ll have more Chiefs than Indians….
Serioulsy though, I think that it is great to have this many people involved in keeping this site fresh and energized. Kudos to all…
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
The lineup
from the Fay:
Drew Stubbs 8
Paul Janish 6
Joey Votto 3
Brandon Phillips 4
Scott Rolen 5
Jonny Gomes 7
Wladimir Balentien 9
Craig Tatum 2
Matt Maloney 1
vs. RH Jason Marquis (14-10, 3.75)
I guess Darnell’s moment in the sun in his hometown is over.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Go Mods!
They’re my favorite team!
"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.
get a haircut you damn hippies ....
"It takes a real man to sew a teddy bears crotch at work." joshuar9476
oooh ... posting under my wife's alias
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
It's okay, chandrathan did that for years
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Sep 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
From the Penthouse to the outhouse - Alas poor McFluff

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
it's better than the one we have here at RR

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.
lucky for all them
we piss excellence.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Oft times they get light headed and giggly
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
hey mads, what do you do when your wife comes out of the kitchen to bitch at you?
shorten her chain!!!!!!!!
Oh misogyny.
Bloop
You mean when my wife comes INTO the kitchen to bitch at me?
well. I’ll have you know I’m well trained and seasoned
MrsM: Its taking a hell of a long time to make a couple of sandwhiches WTF is going on?
Mads; I know. I know..its just that I can’t help but try to make as good of a sandwich as you do dear"
Mrs.M : Yeah right and monkeys will fly out of your butthole too,,,what else are we having, I’m starved"
Mads: Lets see, PB and J, Salty Pretzels, spam salad and some Shur-Fine Slim-Snacks for desert’
Mrs.M: Christ on a RedReporter you’ve been in here for 2 and 1/2 hours..that’s it?"
Mads “Oh here’s your Diet Rite Cola, dear.”
MrsM (on the way out under her breath) If only…you could just blow me".
We have a truly loving and fun life except when I cook. she is a great cook but prefers to equally share the domestic duties and I concur.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
actually, andromache is still an author on the site
She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.
And to be fair, Slyde did once offer me a substitute gig.
But it was finals week, and then I disappeared all summer.
I mean, Slyde hates girls. What a jerk.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
you still have the keys and are always welcome to write something
perhaps a recap of summer lovin’, it happens so fast.
She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

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