Game Thread 136, Appendix A: To the 11th!
by Gray on Sep 6, 2009 4:27 PM EDT
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PrintSo some idiot seems to have entrusted me with the ability to make Game Threads and the like. Let's see if I can pull this off.
Oh, about the game: this one is in extras. Hooray for free baseball!
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The Reds have about half an hour to finish this one up
before I have to go lose at tennis.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
well its better than ping pong
and i love me some ping pong
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
he cuts corners rounding the bases well
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
thats what Stubbs and Dusty mouthed
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THE HOMEPLATE UMPIRE IS A FUCKING COCK SUCKIN FOOL, HE COULD HAVE HELPED END THIS GAME I FUCKING HOPE IT GOES 20 TO TEACH THAT FUCKER TO END THIS FUCKING GAME ASS HOLE!
Bloop
The Reds deserve a makeup call after those interference calls against the Nats
You know, like karma or some shit.
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
he was out becasue it was a perect throw
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 6, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
after that rant..you didn't even see the play ?
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 6, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's nice to actually have a long reliever in the pen
And not having to worry that Dusty pulls a Harang/PAdres again
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 6, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions
not sure if i want it to be micah though...
he likes to give up runs.. i think he’s better suited as a starter..he gives up some runs, but keeps us in the game
Nobody listens to Andrew
People who boo a pitcher for holding a runner need to be beaten
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
these are the same people who do the tomahawk chop, remember?
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
Not with a bang, but with a whimper
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you beat me too it
i had it typed and was about to click post.
so a rec for you, for thinking like me.
Bloop
Be pessimistic
All the cool kids are doing it!
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
a combined 11 hits so far
this game might go on for a while.
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
so is everyone growing the Rolen beard now?
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 6, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions
is there something wrong with rr
it is going ungodly slow, but other websites are working at full speed?
Bloop
All of SBNation appears to be having problems.
Maybe it’s back for good now.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
This is why we can't have nice things
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 6, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
So this is what happens when one team with a struggling offense faces another, eh?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Almost got picked off first
Then went first to third on a single.
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Stinkin' lackadaisical play by the outfielders.
They need to work on that…seriously.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
dusty wouldn't put up with that shit
you want him, please talk to him about coming to atlanta before his contract ends.
Bloop
No thank you.
I’ll just put up with Bobby for a little while longer.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
That guy's name is Bruce by the way
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
He does want to fetch the stick, though
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 6, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Rolen's too old to be doing all those sprints
Somebody get the defibrillator ready.
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Bases loaded, one out?
This can only end in tears
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
See?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 6, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
at least he won't have to pitch next inning
i hope he is okay. The reds should let him sit out for the season.
Bloop
looked a lot like the Rolen incident
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
i miss the Nasty Boys
i dont recall the Reds getting hit much that season.
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
Why would they?
If that were actually the rule, that would be a stupid technicality that nobody would enforce.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Clearly wasn't on purpose
but you know the pitcher feels like crap anyway.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
if he would have fallen back that would have hit him in the face
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 6, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions
I can't see it. Was he hit in the head?
Was he wearing one of those new Robocop helmets?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Ok Reds doctors
Get him a fucking MRI tonight!
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
Yeah realized that after I typed
The rage had me in its grip.
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Make that a CAT scan
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
The fucking bullshit needs to stop
I don’t care if that was an accident, this has been happening WAY to much lately. Learn some control or go fucking work at McDonald’s.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Harang hit a Cards batter in the head or at least came close
and TLR said the same thing about Harang. It was an accident.
Bloop
it was an accident shit happens
I’m sure that pitcher feels like shit for not only hitting him in teh head, but also probably losing the game
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 6, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
i know it was an accident, but too many reds have been hurt by pitches
i want Coco to put a 97 MPH fastball in Nate McLoth’s back.
Bloop
probably wouldn't be on purpose
given his control
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 6, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I know you’re mad, but players from every team have been hit. He definitely didn’t do it on purpose.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
the reds seem to get hit
a LOT more than our pitches hit the opposition.
anyone got a tool belt?
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
I'm sure he didn't it just seems like this is happening too much
It would be insane to do it on purpose in that situation
getting hit is one thing
hit in the head is a whole other matter.
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
yeah
head hits result in long term damage. I read disturbing stats about the likelihood of Parkinsons and Alzheimer’s after concussions
i know but the reds have had a lot of players spend time on the DL due to being hit by pitches
i want some retribution. Nate is a man, he can take me. Now me, i never want to face a 97 MPH fastball.
Bloop
hit Chipper in the middle of the numbers on his back
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
Nate can take you?
Your Freudian slip is showing.
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't you see him take down Garrett Anderson earlier?
He’s a beast.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
No, this shit needs to stop
These are supposed to be professional grown-ups playing this game. Keep your cool, learn how to throw or get the fuck off the field.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 6, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is Bronson always the pinch runner?
I mean, I guess I don’t have a problem with it, but it always seems to be him.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
and the fuckin' tiger eyes, right?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 6, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty loves to watch Bronson's flowing locks blowing in the wind as he runs
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
CoCo's arm is going to fucking fall off if he has to go the next couple of days
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
have we won a blowout game recently?
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
We need to get him to about 45 saves
so we can trade his ass as the “best closer in baseball” and get a decent return
by Dave from Louisville on Sep 6, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
no keep him...
or it will be like 2006 and we’ll have a good team and no relief pitching
Nobody listens to Andrew
It's all yours.
I’m still trying to figure out how to add a picture. This stuff is hard!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
atlanta has hit 43 batters, the reds 54
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
How many times has each team been hit?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
The Reds are 9th in the NL in HBP with 45, and the Braves are 13th with 38.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Phillies are first, btw.
And they deserve it.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Yes the Phillies do
The Reds needed to do some Phillie hunting this season. Just thinking about that series makes me want to bang my head against the wall.
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate the Phillies.
More than I hate the Cubs and Giants.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
I still do
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
We can when we meet them in the NLCS
We’re going all the way, baby!
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Heh the Phils won't make the NLCS with their bullpen sucking like it has
They should have taken Cordero from us. Lidge is pretty terrible this season.
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
They're first in both hitting players and being hit.
The Reds are second in hitting the opposition.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
CoCo, doin' work
Reds win!!!
7 in a row, wow
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
I nominate Micah for the JNMPOTG
gets the win and the RBI the hard way + two innings scoreless relief
Nobody listens to Andrew
I nominate me, Dr. Chad Feelgood
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Sep 6, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
the extra inning game
cost him a couple hours at DragonCon…
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
I thought it might have something to do with where Grande's left hand is
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
by RedsMasochist on Sep 6, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Congratulations on the sweep, Reds Fans.
I’m gonna go visit Uncle Tom’s Sex Cabin.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
You got me...
No wonder I’m in such a good mood, right?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
sounds like much more fun then tennis
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
What a game....
All those Reds clogging up the bases and we still win…
Here’s a picture of Poodle on her way the Cabin
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Owings got beaned with his family in the stands
That has to be scary. They really need to get him thoroughly checked out. Head injuries are nothing to take chances with, look at what happened to Natasha Richardson.
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.
he really spend tonight in an Atlanta hospital
and the Reds should place him on the 60 day DL, if there is anyone else they want to add to the 40 man roster.
Bloop
you know all this winning is getting me excited for next season
like i am looking forward to watching the big guy take the hill again for the 5th straight time, Stubbs lead off, Willy T walking the plank. This team has been fun lately, and I love it more than salt water taffy, and I’m a man who loves his salt water taffy.
OF Bruce, Stubbs, Gomes, Dickerson, Wlad
IN-Votto, Phillips, Janish, Rolen, Sutton, Rosey
Starters: Harang, Arroyo, Cueto, Bailey, ????
Bullpen; Coco, Masset, Rhodes, DRH, Fisher
What is wrong with that team? Slyde come on and tell me they will suck next year, and i’m a fool. But I am getting excited about 2010 again. If this team can add a starting pitcher in the off season to supplement the lose of Volquez it will be excellent.
I know i keep posting the same thing, but i’m more excited than Dusty’s daughter around mediocre talent..
Bloop
he has an OBP of .300
so no i did not.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Sep 7, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
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