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Cincinnati Reds at Atlanta Braves, Sep 4, 2009 7:35 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Atlanta Braves

Friday, Sep 4, 2009, 7:35 PM EDT
Turner Field

Bronson Arroyo vs Derek Lowe

Mostly clear. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 80.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Bronson Arroyo 11-12 4.35 1.36 97 57



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Derek Lowe 13-8 4.38 1.46 87 50


How long before it is mentioned on the broadcast that these two pitchers won a World Championship together with the 2004 Red Sox?  I say it gets mentioned in the first 2 minutes.

As frustrating as Bronson Arroyo has been this year, it should be noted that he makes $5.5 million less this season the Derek Lowe, and $4 million less next season.  Granted, Lowe was a much better pitcher and I'd probably pick him to be the better pitcher next year despite the fact that he's 4 years older, but he's also getting paid to be a better pitcher.  Is Arroyo too expensive for the Reds?  Maybe.  Is his salary in line with his performance?  Definitely.

It'll be interesting to see how the "young Reds" peform during this 10-day, 3-city road trip that will cover 3 different time zones.  On top of that, they don't actually have another off day until September 21st.  Add to that the fact that the only team currently under .500 that the Reds will face over the next 17 days is the Houston Astros, and we've got the makings of one brutal stretch of baseball.  If they can manage to be over .500 during the next 17 games, well I may just start revving up the 2010 playoff bus right now!

It's gonna be a beautiful weekend, at least in Cincinnati.  I hope everyone has a safe one and celebrates your mom going into labor.  (That's what we're celebrating, right?)

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I think the Canadians

are celebrating Slyde’s mom going into labour.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 4, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

lineup

Stubbs
Janish
Votto
Phillips
Rolen
Gomes
Balentien
Miller
Arroyo

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

i dont know

we could really use a big RH bat

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It probably wasn't any kind of high priority to get one

If it had been, they would have gone out and got someone in the offseason or something.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 4, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

all joking aside

Gomes has been that guy. unfortunately, he’s only gotten 2/3 the PAs that Nix has.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lingerie Football

kicks off tonight. Full tackle football, not much in the way of protective gear.

Why do I have a feeling the teams aren’t made up of the best football players available?

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

i cant for the life of me understand this

how could anyone think women playing football is sexy?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like mud-wrestling

Only with a football.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Elle magazine described the Super Bowl like this:

An excuse to eat Doritos while watching men in spandex pants indulge their homoerotic instincts by wrestling in the mud. Winner gets a huge, gawdy cocktail ring.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long Live the Lingerie Bowl!

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howdy folks!

I have to say, it’s kind of weird that we’re playing y’all again…

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Wanna watch me die tomorrow LL?

I’m going to Vortex and having the double coronary burger.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 4, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man...

You going to the one in Little 5 Points?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Gonna meet your boy royhobbs for lunch and slay the beast.

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by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 5:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hah!

Good luck. And be nice to royhobbs!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 5, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's my birthday ... i want a reds win

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Sep 4, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

areuserious

You mean we really are celebrating your mom’s going into labor?

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Happy Birfday!

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by jch24 on Sep 4, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Braves!

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 4, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Pink Cow'd

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that I've gone all Benedict Arnold, I'm outta here

BBQ awaits. Love you all dearly and please know I was joking. Let’s hope for Goodroyo tonight.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 4, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

(hangs head)

he wasnt joking. dat boy’s plain crazee with the sickness.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

BBQ was gooooood

I recommend Swallow At The Hollow. (I cut the first mutha who makes the easy joke)

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by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

crickets

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

they were on the other plane

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're here, I'm here

Little Lady’s made a cameo. That’s about it.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 4, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK.

I’m done with my homework. I can watch some BASEBALL now!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's the deal?

the HD Channel says the game is on it, but all i get is a black screen

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Are your eyes shut?

It could be the inside of your eyelids.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 4, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope that's not it

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's an Eyes Wide Open type of guy

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is now when Chipper will break out of his slump?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, who do those Hooters waitresses think they are?

They should change their nametags to “Stuck Up,” amirite?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 4, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I was growing up...

I wanted to be a Hooters waitress so Chipper would like me.

(kidding)

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Reds have the Braves right where they want them...

bases loaded, nobody out. I wonder how terrible the Braves have been statistically this year in this situation?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah...

So, it’s bad.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

EE wouldnt have made that play

loving some Rolen!

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

you know why rolen gets twice the money EDE does?

he’s twice the player!

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

bra, he gets like 5 times as much

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesnt EE make 4-5 mil this season?

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

$2M

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i looked it up he does next season

this year it’s just 2 million.

but, rolen is 5 times the player ede is!

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are five times a douche

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope i get a sandwich

or a bj

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

um

Not off to a good start here…

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know what happened

But I feel like I should go try to get laid tonight. The improbable has become likely!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 4, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

holy cow

Can’t believe he escaped that jam.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

spaceball'd

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 4, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

First reds game I've been to in a couple years

And I sure am glad Arroyo didn’t toss out a shit sandwich in the very first inning like it looked like he was going to.

by ThePensive on Sep 4, 2009 7:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

remember in Spring Training

when Madville said Gomes couldnt hit major league pitching?

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

his retarded

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

penalty

incorrect usage

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corky Miller

is still playing baseball? Holy Cornelia!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen, YOUR 2009 Cincinnati Reds!

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i miss Failcouer

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

don't worry buddy

jch will be back tuesday

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Oh and obc, Spilled Chili is a definite go. I found kid coverage.

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by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can have him when the Mets try to pawn him off on some unsuspecting team after they give him $8 mil in the offseason.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must've scared everyone off.

I took a shower last week, I swear!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

jch is in the ATL this weekend

i wouldnt recommend doing likewise til Tuesday.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah!

I live in Atlanta. I might go to the game Sunday, but I haven’t decided yet.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

and miss the Nascar race?

im duly impressed.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I wanted to watch bad driving, I’d sit over the downtown connecter and watch Atlanta traffic…

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know the answer to the trivia question!

it is x amount of wins and y amount of saves.

Mark it down, bitches!

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

What is the trivia question?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it is

what is love?

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love = Baby - Hurt Me

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Hamilton's back

is so bad he couldn’t even get on the plane.

The Rangers don’t seem to be missing him, though.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm a busy and disillusioned man

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

RR and I have grown apart.

I tire of being cute, and it’s being overrun by lames.

I like tonight’s crowd though.

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, if you have to ask...

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

real tip

i was not talking bout you

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ypu're engaged?

Sucker! Erm, I mean congrats! See ya at the AA meetings in 5-6 years.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Escobar was waaaaaaay out of the baseline

bobby cox is a tool.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair...

That call hasn’t been called a lot for the Braves when it’s happened against them this year.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

did they seriously just bunt with no outs and the pitcher on deck?

FTH?

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

nothing surprises me this season

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great…Now Escobar is out of the game.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

that kinda made me throw up in my mouth a bit

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

girl yunel

girl yunel girl yunel girl yunel girl yunel girl yunel girl yunel girl yunel it’s true

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think what you mean is

Great! Now Escobar is out of the game!

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nope...

I’m pretty sure I meant “Damn it! Yunel is out of the game! I’m gonna go punch somebody in the ovaries!!! Watch it!”

Yep, that’s what I was thinking.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Corky Miller. He has to be the worst Brave of all time. Everything he does seems to hurt the Braves.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

really?

i’d say Biff Pocaroba.

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Corky is part of that elite class along with Chris Reitsma, Dan Kolb, and Raul Mondesi.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't the Reds invite Dan Kolb to camp one year too?

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww...

Come on, now! The Braves aren’t so bad.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

i like the braves

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I started watching baseball in 1990

Then the Braves started being good and beating us a lot. Ergo, I hate the Braves.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 4, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i started watching baseball around the same time

and we didn’t get reds games.

braves games were always on though.

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the Braves, too

Turner overkill.

And that stupid chop.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

the chop is pretty cool

when enough fans show up to do it

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

your retarded

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

no,

but he does a mean Foghorn Leghorn impersonation

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can't believe you didn't get any love for this

It’s six in the monin’ and I chuckled.

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by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they all get tennis elbow

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the chop.

It’s especially awesome when there are tons of energetic fans.

(Insert Braves playoff attendance joke here)

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are big, energetic crowds

at Buffett Kenny Chesney concerts too. Doesn’t make it cool.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 4, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

never been to a kenny chesney concert so i wouldn't know

but i do hate him lots

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's your commercial

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is it?

my tv got switched to wubbzy

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

K Chez

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that retard owes his whole career to copying buffett

no surprise he’d get the corono sponsorship after buffett dropped it

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a better singer than Buffet.

but a worse songwriter/musician.

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate chesney's voice

it makes me cringe

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i disagree

i kinda like his songs.

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chesney sponsors Corona?

That makes me so fucking angry I can’t even express it. As I sit here drinking a Longhammer IPA (Thanks Brendan for introducing me to it!)

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bro in law in convinced he's a homosexual

no comment, no judging. but he will argue it til the cows come home.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

my cousin hooked up with her

and she has female parts, so, uhh…defense rests.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm, her=him

though I may have opened up a whole new can of worms

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

snort

i hooked up with Loni Anderson at Niagra Falls one year

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is that?

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

obc is old!

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by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

kenny chesney

here in mexico acoustic commercial

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly. Fuck that noise.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

They would be cool

if they started doing the chop!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

see also

NASCAR, megachurch

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus...

It annoys the opposition.

[smirk]

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Smoltz's entrance as a closer, that was awesome

Like watching Achilles. The chop is like watching tens of thousands of southerners move their arms around. Not. Cool.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 4, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are lots of great things about the south...

Like me, for example! Haha. I loved Smoltz’s entrance, too…Thunderstruck!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's the best thing about the south?

coca-cola of course

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

After me, and after any sports...

Coca-Cola, Chick-fil-a, sweet tea, and southern hospitality.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

chick fil a sucks

actually there sandwiches are very good, but it takes like three of them to fill me up.

and their fries make me vomit

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

*their sandwiches

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I love Chick-fil-a. It’s ah-mazing!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Ludacris,

don’t forget ludacris.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

child, please

UGK shits on Ludacris

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

umm, they identify strongly as southerners

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And don't even get me started on Gucci

for once Cincy was ahead of its time. The streets have been bumping Gucci.

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

Those were dark times.

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by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked Mondesi

Too bad he turned out to be a jerk.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

TBS intro'd me to Dominique Wilkins in the mid 80's

good times.

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

As Colin said, the cool kids are here tonight

What’s good, ladies and gents?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

straight childing

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why did Gomes start the year in AAA again?

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Madville's assessment leaves me optimistic for Chris Valaika

though I’m now concerned about Todd Frazier.

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

so what's your opinon on Rosales?

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't recall Madville's declaration on Rosales

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He loved Rosales

Wouldn’t shut up about how hard he hit, etc.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taveras was injured, a lefty pitched opening day,

and Dickerson can’t hit lefties. Ergo, the Reds needed a CF, ergo, McDonald.

IT’S ONE FUCKING GAME, and I think it would’ve been ok if CDick put up an 0-4 in April, but, uh, I’m not the manager.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

so who is the Reds SS next season?

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Janish or Hardy

I still want Hardy, fwiw

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, twitter is overrun with high school football updates tonight

I don’t get this town’s love affair with high school football.

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

is there any Tony Pike love going around?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

HS football is good times

didnt you go to Moeller? heh

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

and I enjoyed it when I was in high school. Heck, sometimes I even look at the scores on Saturday morning. But I don’t need score updates of the Woodward-Anderson game every 5 minutes.

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a cincy thang

my 10 yr old plays football and their team hasnt allowed a point all season. he is very proud.

i wish all kids could play for a championship team once in their life, its a great feeling.

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

snohio'd

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

nobody roots for elite private schools

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey now

i have a son in private school, a 12 year old freshman. and he is on the Fencing and “Jeopardy” team. (proud daddy)

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

quick recall?

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was a monster at that shit

Then came beer, women, and beer.

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by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

monster?

i challenge you to a duel.

i was two time regional mvp, and made all state my senior season.

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by 'tHan on Sep 5, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bring yer thinkin' cap, hoss

I’m not half as dumb as I look/act. Of course, it would be unpossible for me to be as dumb as I look.

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by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get Twitter

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

check your local listings

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

They switched all the channels around again

I’ll never figure this nonsense out. It’s a darn shame.

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a hell of an idea, honestly

I bet there would be a market for a Twitter channel, where it continuously updated.

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by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m very unhappy about Yunel being injured.

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by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

no one here cares

in fact, some of us are probably pleased

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i never take joy in someone getting injured

unless it’s jeter or a-rod

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am eagerly looking forward to peyton manning's season-ending injury in '09

ashtoothpicklovechild

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by Colin Auscapee on Sep 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey if any of the NY red reporters needs free tickets to the NY aquarium hit me up!!!

I got me a new job!

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Im actually a sea lion

BTW my second day on the gig the baby walrus died. Im actually a male secretary. And a baby walrus killer

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

baby walrus killer

quest que c’est

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

you work at the aquarium?

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah I do its awesome

Alot of looking at the internet. Also the first 9 to 6 ive ever had. I feel real corporate. I also feel my will to be creative dying.

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bronson Arroyo is really fucking good.

That is all.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Sep 4, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

how's the car doing?

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've replaced the entire electrical system today.

And the damn thing still won’t start. Fuck it, I’m walking everywhere from now on.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Sep 4, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that sucks

but if you do decide to set it on fire, please post pics :-)

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something I've been thinking about lately

Who is a better pitcher, someone who consistantly pitches at the same level, or someone like HydeRoyyo who sucks and then is awesome?

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was a study linked here a bit back

basically, Arroyo will have more wins, generally speaking, than someone with a smaller standard devation. “Good Pitcher” is a bit subjective, but wins are what matters, right?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If i was concerned with wins I wouldn't be a Reds fan

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

but you are concerned with fins

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Groan

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Sep 4, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

I like you Cy but I can’t support that joke

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i say Arroyo has huge value

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

george grande is pitching ryan franklin as the cy young winner

and saying smoltz will be the set up man for him

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

well you ruined it for me?

he just told me about it on mlb.tv. ass

Bloop

by justin007000 on Sep 4, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry dude

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

ryan franklin has had a hell of a year

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

disclosure

i was goofy at WDW in the early 90’s, few know.

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

How has nobody called bullshit on this yet?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 4, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have the paycheck stubs, lol

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scan them, I don't believe you

and what part of the 90s… I definitely went there around ’93 or so. When I was 7.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 4, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've seen pictures of him at disney

and also notice people comment about it

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

i hate you~

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

what'd i do?

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Break out the costume!

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by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to end up killing George Grande

And shipping his remains to St. Louis, the mouth to Pujols of course. Can’t have Prince Albert’s Prince Albert drying out after all.

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by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

It would be really funny if McLouth and LaRoche hated each other

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is that?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cause they can't get rid of eachother

It would also be nice if they were lovers, that would be heartwarming

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are.

They’re besties!!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Pollack siting

He works for Fox Sports South.

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

is he officially done with football?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn shame

he was a terror

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something we can agree on.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

if I ever ran into him

I would mention the sack-INT in the endzone in a Farley-esque manner

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's definitely a Southern favorite.

Never heard a bad word about him.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I met him a while back, when he still had the halo

REALLY nice guy.

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by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I've always thought, though I've never met him.

He was definitely one of the UGA greats.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 5, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw

reference is LA Story, not just being creepy . . .

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I had to google it, I’m ashamed to admit.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never heard of it.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was early 90's

i’m thinking between planes trains and automobiles and father of the bride

the box said it was the first great comedy of the 90’s. it was very very good

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by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to know.

Maybe I’ll watch it one of these days.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mind is on the Braves…it’s an addiction really. I probably need an intervention.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever happened to kenny Irons?

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good question

I thought we were missing someone this year.

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

After reading that ESPN article on the best v worst NFL owners

I officially have given up the Bengals, go Giants/Jets!

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

irons

too bad he’ll never take an nfl handoff.

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

waived after his ACL went Riverfront '03 on him

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he blew out a knee in the preseason a couple years ago

kinda like kijana, but much worse.

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK DUSTY

YOU LET HOMER BAILEY START INNINGS WITH 100+ PITCHES UNDER HIS BELT BUT NOT BRONSON FUCKING BEAT ME LIKE AN OLD ARMY MULE ARROYO DO THE SAME. FUCK YOU DUSTY!!!!!

Bloop

by justin007000 on Sep 4, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

homer has dominating stuff

and dusty has let arroyo go the distance this year.

CAPS!

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its a save situation

Duh, for someone smart, your real dumb

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't call me stupid

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

one of my top 10 films ever

assssshooooooooole!

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get it

is that George Bush?

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bush can't speak Italian

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Russian!

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by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of, have you all seen this?

http://www.newsweek.com/id/214585

The Library of Congress site is down for the next 12 hours (uh, do you really need that much maintenance?), but check out their collection when it’s back up.

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for being fucking awesome

I’m really excited to see their Hamidiye collection when it comes back up.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm embarrassed to have wiki'd that.

But now that I have, I will check out the collection too.

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't find a link for you...

I will, eventually. It’s in the LoC, but you may have to be a bit of an Ottomaniac to enjoy it. I’ll send it over to you this weekend on here.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

posnaski is a great writer

i cant wait to read it also.

but Ball Four is the best baseball book ever.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I butcher a quote from it in my facebook profile!

but yeah, for a Clevelander, Posnanski may not have to buy a drink in Cincinnati ever again after 9/9

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saw Costas interview Jim Bouton on MLBN earlier today

For being older than dirt that guy looks pretty good. Still very sharp.

Ball Four is one of those books I’m always meaning to read.

by ken on Sep 4, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit, ken

i read it every year, after the WS. i also read Foul Ball likewise.

Do yourself a favor and get the newest copy, Jimmy (whom i email regularly) has updated the original manuscript a few times.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

trust me

read it. i read it 20 years ago for the first time and was blown away. it, imho, is the best baseball book ever.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never finished Ball Four.

I don’t even know where my copy is. I think my attention span is too good for that book, if that’s possible.

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

its in my top 5 books ever

and its the only baseball book.

Brian, you have to read it one offseason.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that was GG's job?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, but we'll tell your fiance

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i winced

i saw nothing. y’all are pervs…

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 4, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

you saw it all

and you loved the goatse man!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i tried to link her to it

she googles everything before she clinks my link.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Sep 4, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

it takes a long time to google everything

but it’s worth the wait if she’s gonna clink your link

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, trust

The basis of marriage.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, are you guys getting married in Canada?

seriously though, congrats! Good luck!

She said, "You don't even buy me presents." Yeah I did. I bought you a box of chicken but I ate it on the way home.

by Slyde on Sep 4, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey Gang ..if wasn't for old white guys like me in the 1960's

There would be no Black Gay Pride

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 4, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know I am

I’m considering taking a trek downtown to watch the Black Gay Pride and DragonCon attendees fight for parking.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 5, 2009 6:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

time to drink prosecoo...

catch y’all on the flip. Happy Friday.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know what I'll be drinking tonight

Have a friend from high schoo driving up from St. Louis to visit, and I don’t know what he drinks anymore. We have a wide selection, but the one thing I know he drinks (Miller Lite) has been baking in the garage all winter.

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blech…

Blasted first inning!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

On the bright side...

Nate McLouth finally made it back!!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Sep 4, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, the Reds don't suck anymore!

And I just fixed the car. Drinks are on me!

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Sep 4, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

they still do suck

they just suck less than geroge at a black gay pride convention

Bloop

by justin007000 on Sep 4, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boom

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

the reds are 7.5 games behind chicago

here we come Cubs. It would be awesome if the cubs continue to free fall and we continue to be hot hot hot, and catch them.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Sep 4, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

So, late to the party

But Goodroyo, eh?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 4, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Aceroyo!

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by BubbaFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a big fan of the -royo ranking scale, by the way

Way to go, obc

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 4, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It makes me almost not want to traderoyyo

But Homeruniday sounds good too.

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the reds still had stewart

they could tradroyyo and replace him, and get that batter they need.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Sep 4, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

what could replaceroyo?

he can sing, he can eat innings and give interviews to liyttle recognized news outlets like “Foxy news”

by Red_Poodle on Sep 4, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

One conjunction is not acceptabel for a Postroyyo post

But I agreewart with you

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Sep 4, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

although

i think the bottom should be bluejayroyo

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 4, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

true dat

rec

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 5, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's great

we saw Acerpyp tonight, I think Bubba’s right. Even though he had some jams hegot out of them and played through pain. He definitely had tiger eyes tonight. And he is hotter than Barry Zito for sure now.

by Red_Poodle on Sep 4, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feels good to win again

It also feels great for Bronson to get the win after the game he pitched. He is such a man after taking that hit in the back and staying in and pitching well.

I’m sorry to see Joey get another ofer but he got two walks and Brandon Phillips had another great game. It’s a lot more fun to watch this team than the one with Willy T on it.

by Red_Poodle on Sep 4, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

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