A formal Request and a vote (sorry boobs won't be involved)!
by justin007000 on Sep 29, 2009 4:35 PM EDT
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PrintI think it is high time that our very own Madville become an author on this site. I mean we have Slyde and other Justin who provide excellent statistical analyasis, and we have a nice stable of Brendan, BK, Charlie, Grey, NYCreds, and ken who provide excellent links, post game summeries and some of their own original material, and we have JCH who I guess gets off everytime he see's his name at the bottom of the page. We have Andro who can keep us abreast of international happenings.
What we don't have is the crazy old man who is really brilliant but slightly altered by hardcore drugs perspective. I think Mads will provide that. Day after day Mads provides us with new gems, and altered perspectives must of us wouldn't even begin to understand. He gives us great gifs, and sees the world from a different lens than anyone else involved with this site. I would like a weekly Madville column to appear on this site, with his thoughts, perspectives and just who from the previous week can blow him. I think it would give us all an off season lift.
MADS FOR AUTHOR!!!
Vote now the poll closes at 8:34 PM Central time on 7 October!!!
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petty bourgeoisie trying to keep the proletariat down.
We all know that Slyde committed a coup de tat to take control of this site, and you are just a minion for that bourgeoisie enemy of the people. He will turn on you too. Read your Marx.
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 29, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
*coup d'etat
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 29, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Moskau agrees
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Sep 29, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i bet the boobs who writes on this site from time to time isn't the boobs who ran this site in the interim between JD and Slyde
i bet he is slyde’s invention, so we think everything is hunky dorrey in RR Government. OPEN THIS SITE TO THE PEOPLE!!!
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 29, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
We tripled the number of mods this year
We’re not exactly keeping people out.
But no, you don’t get to be a mod.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 29, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
you just can't see the bigger picture
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 29, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
a little down time before class
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Richard Marx?
"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.
by PeteyHendrix on Sep 29, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
you lied
Boobs are very much involved.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
would a Marxist leader attempting his own revolution lie to the people?
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 29, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Just Another Part of the International Communist Conspiracy...
….against our precious bodily fluids.
“We have Andro who can keep us abreast of international happenings.”
that is so sexist you make me want to puke.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 29, 2009 5:35 PM EDT reply actions
a·breast (ə-brěst’)
adv.
1. Side by side: ships docked two abreast.
2. Up to date: keeping abreast of the latest developments.
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 29, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, man
breast cancer jokes are not cool.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 29, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I always vote for boobs
But I have no interest in being an author or anything other than a placeholder until Fat Vegas Alan’s kid grows old enough that Rae will let him post again,
I am honored and pleased that Justin would seek to promote my cause…but this site as versatile as is it is, needs to not stray any farther from its roots of strong intelligent and sabremetric Red’s Baseball discussion. Although I for one hope to go to see the new flick surrogates soon and can’t wait to give a small but meaningful critique..well back to tonight’s game!!!!!!!!!!
(The check is in the mail Justin).
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
My God
I’ve always loved Raquel Welch. In “Mother, Juggs and Speed” (awful movie, don’t get me wrong) she flat out rocked my shit. What a woman.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes Pops what a woman is correct
Classic beauty, and this was before the days of silicone implants.Before the Botox fenzy, before personal trainiers and wonderbras http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1137083/Carly-cavegirl-steals-Raquel-Welchs-prehistoric-bikini.html#
My God she still is almost as sexy as the Faabulous Mrs. M.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mP9epMmnHOg/SWgsFqXTkHI/AAAAAAAAAPw/HIzaaoBMMhs/s1600-h/raquel-welch-photograph-c12142343.jpg
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
Wow
is that 2nd one a promo shot for that movie with Jim Brown (100 Rifles, I think)? Luscious.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 30, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
but in the tradition of pre mid 20th century american presidential elections
a man doesn’t seek an office, it seeks him. You don’t run for author, author finds you.
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
great move to vote against yourself
one doesn’t want to seem too eager.
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
"If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve."
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
by joshuar9476 on Sep 30, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
and we all know eisenhower is better than sherman
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
why? he needed the help from the Allies to win
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Well I must admit I always like that movie..Author, with Dudley Moore and Bo Derek
AS I said before boobs are just all right with me
boobs are just alright Oh yeah
etc.
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
mads so far 19 people have supported you
you have an overwhelming majority, DON’T LET THEM DOWN. Think of Eisenhower.
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 30, 2009 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I usually cry when I think of Ike
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 30, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll give you a fanshot in the face!!!
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 30, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Ewwwww,
Like gay nerd porn?
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 30, 2009 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Common Maddy!
Don’t LBJ us. We’ve nominated you You’re on your way to a landslide victory at the polls. Won’t you serve this great representative republic … that is what RR stand for isn’t it?
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Sep 30, 2009 10:25 AM EDT reply actions
Boy it is hard to turn down a request by Dr. Turtle
now I.m wavering….but first I have to finish my reading
http://sovietdisco.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/swearing-baby-11.jpg
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
I am back from Bowling
WE win all 7 points
Mads bowls well:
180
169
183
You gang if you really want a weekly column by yours truly…I mean if Turtle thinks its OK…and Ash…and Slyde and etc…Then Doggone it – I’ll do it!!!!
It will a literary Grand Slam..count on it
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
by Madville on Sep 30, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
all these comments and not one of you take up for me?
Assholes, the lot of you. I knew there was a reason I love all of you.
Sig lines are for suckas.
by jch24 on Oct 1, 2009 2:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
If elected
I can see dedicating an entire ‘column’ at least quarterly to you buddy…you and the kids and the Peach and the buger-chases and all of the other off season antics that so entertain us here at RR.
and i mean it, this time.
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
you are so good at this
it is like you were born to run, today RR, tomorrow cincinnati city council, next week ohio state GA Rep, next month Ohio State Senate, month after that US congress, next year, US Senator, 2012 PRESIDENT MADVILLE!
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
Or, you know, I could detail all of these things myself
Nah, too much effort.
Sig lines are for suckas.
I've seen how you take car of a car....
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
So Justin, what am I supposed to do now....
I mean…
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
now we wait for the poles to close and for you to win with an overwhelming mandate.
the polls will close on Thursday at which time the mods will see you are really popular with the people, so they will either elevate you to appease us and break you until you are part of the machine, or they assassinate you, kinda like when Castro had Ochoa executed because Ochoa was too popular in Cuba and threatened Castro.
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
You mean Chad Ochoa-Cinqo...?
I didn’t know the Chadster hung out baseball guys, especially a wimp like Wan Castro…
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
all i'm saying is i may have set you up to be assinated by slyde
opps
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
"assinated"
that sounds really gross
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 5, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great I am going to die for your informal request...Hopefully it will be a dramatic snuff
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
but think of the young RR's
you will be inspiring a whole generation, sometimes a legacy left from an untimely death is better than what one actually did in his life (see JFK).
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
Isn't is a little late
for an untimely death?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hey, I expect to live to at least 64.
that’s when I can begin draw on SS. Of course in about a year the G-Men will move the age to to collect to 64…I’ll collect on check then…..snuff…all gone
However it is important that I meet many, many, many more RRs before I pass (and I’m not talking gas, kids) and BubbaFan is right up at the top of the list…I want you to photograph my funeral…The Fab Mrs. M. will pay you well.
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
We have a front runner for creepiest post of the offseason
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Oct 5, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey this isn't creepy...sleepy is more like it...
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
Isn't her specialty action shots?
Are you expecting something we should know about, Zombie Mads?
by Brendanukkah on Oct 5, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Bill Murray to be there?
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 5, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I didn't join the Church of the Ever Widening Void for nothing...
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
I think Madville will win with an overwhelming majority.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
MADVILLE VICTORY!!!!
A VICTORY FOR MADVILLE IS A VICTORY FOR REDREPORTER AND A VICTORY FOR AMERICA. A DAWN OF NEW REDREPORTER LEADERSHIP IS UPON US!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
This just in
President Obama win the Nobel Peace prize.
Makes me proud to be an American
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
you know at first i thought this was a joke
i like Obama, but he hasn’t done anything to warrant such an award.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 9, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
He’s only been office a few months.
I think this just means “thank you for not being George W. Bush.”
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
What is means is twofold:
1. The world is relieved that the US wants to be a team player again and believes that Obama is fundamentally on the right track regarding most international issues.
2. Obama realizing that I (Mads) was about to win an important victory for the non-intellectual crowd, paid off the Norwegians for the award in order to divert attention from my near win.
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
wait a minute.
I’m not George W. Bush. Where’s my million bucks and spiffy gold medallion?
Also, I’m pretty sure Mads isn’t GWB either. Since he’s the subject of this entire post, I suppose he should get the medallion too.
thanks bj my medallion just arrived by cyber courier - I am a baddass MoFo
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
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