Reds win another, and college football games are somehow more interesting.
This team just refuses to give up the possibility of a .500 season.
Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game
That would be Jay Bruce, who went 2 for 3 with two walks, a double and a HR. Not a bad night for him. Sure, Joey Votto continued to play quite well (three doubles and a walk!), so it's close. Laynce Nic also had a walk and a sacrifice fly to go along with his HR, and even CORKY FREAKING MILLER had a double (and a single!).
To make a long story short, the Reds scored a lot of runs. Lehr tried to give up a ton of HRs again, but only allowed two, plus two more runs in the fifth. He was pulled after that, and then Owings, Herrera, Masset, and Burton combined to pitch four shutout innings.
But mainly, there's still college football going on. Clearly, you'd rather discuss that. But one more thing. Check out this FanGraph:
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How the hell was Penn State getting talked up before this game?
they haven’t played anyone this season, and have been far less impressive than Michigan (excepting today) or tOSU so far…
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The thing about college football
is that at best, you’re measuring everyone on the basis of five or six games they’ve played against teams that are actually good. And you don’t know if anybody’s actually any good until they’re halfway through the season, at which point they’ve played two or three games against decent opponents. Even then, you’re not basing it on much.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
My favorite line about that
Penn State’s schedule is softer than Joe Pa’s diet.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 26, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
This just in
Purdue’s QB still sucks, and the Hawkeyes are making this thing interesting!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Crist has been holding a clipboard for the last 2 years
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Crist on a hubcap!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Fuckin' Crist, dude.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
A beautiful play, made by jch24 - on a Madville staple no less
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
Predictions on the Bengals/Stillers game tomorrow?
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
Brutal game tomorrow twix the Bengals and Steelers
I am afraid that Ben will take apart the Bengal secondary..
But I’ll be optimistic and predict Begals 13 Steelers 10
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
the Bengals secondary is healthy
Joseph, Hall, Crocker and Williams will play very well if Geathers, Odom, Peko, Rivers and RayRay get some pressure.
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
Hines Ward gets carted off the field
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Yeah Hawks!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Ole Miss, Miami, and Penn State is on life support.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
i had VT outright in that one
no surprise there.
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
Really?
I had you pegged as an “OMG MIAMI IS AWESOMEZ AGAIN” kind of guy.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Michigan is 4-0, fyi
beware, Fuckeyes.
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
Are we serious here?
Gave up 476 yards to Indiana and survived on a bullshit interception Michigan?
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No, he just has to hate everything I like.
It’s his shtick. Hilarious. Really, really hilarious.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Ahhh gotcha
Today has proven the Big 10 to really be the Bucks’ for the taking, I think. Not really saying anything about OSU, more of an indictment on the rest of the conference.
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i think the same can be said for Florida in the SEC
other than ’Bama, i dont see anyone. of course, that may be more because Florida is so OMGZ rather than the rest of the conference being subpar.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 26, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Alabama looks as good, if not better, than Florida
it’s just that Alabama’s style of play doesn’t lend to huge blowouts. They have the most dominant 24-7 wins I’ve seen since Michigan was really good.
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
by Man Mountain on Sep 27, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions
And yes, that was a complete bullshit call.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Fuckeyes? Wow, classy.
I think the D can take Michigan. We just have to score.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
common
they stole O-H-I-O….i can be bitter. and Hang On Sloopy is one stupid ass song.
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
by obc2 on Sep 26, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
who stole O-H-I-O from whom?
Enlighten me, this I do not know.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Once upon a time
students at only one school knew how to spell Ohio.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
history
osu was a half century behind ohio.
indiana state doesnt do indiana. kansas state doesnt do kansas. michigan state doesnt do michigan.
Y’all are State, not Ohio.
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
Yeah, but "Ohio" is a lot easier to spell than "State"
We’re just being lazy.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Dam strate!
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Yeah, you can whine and complain about this all you want, it's still a non-issue.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
A bunch of white guys killed a bunch of indigenous people
so that you guys can safely argue about this shit.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 27, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions
rec'd for the second sentiment
That song makes me not want to go to Bengals games
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Michigan can eat my fecal deposit
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Miami is better this year than they have been recently
but VT is far above the rest of the ACC.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Oh, Miami was borderline anyway.
I guess they were #9 in a poll?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
ESPN, for what it's worth
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
one of espn's guys
predicted UC playing for the National Championship earlier today. woah.
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
They should host that game in Nippert/Wrigley.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
One of ESPN's guys also picked the Domers
to play for the nat’l championship at the beginning of the season… Just saying.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
That's probably right
In his case, you kind of nod your head and keep going with it. He’s the Madville of college football analysts.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Sep 27, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey now...that really hurts Beek...really really hurts...deep
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Oh, wow, Penn State, you have no deisre to win this.
Turnover.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Purdue's QB still sucks
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Houston
has a 44 yd fg attempt with 5 secs left….two TO’s in their back pocket. and they get a delay of game.
and the kid kicker kicks a career long 49 yarder at the half. good for him. but what horrible coaching.
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
i thought Robert Smith quit football to be a doctor
why is he on the halftime report in the studio?
and who’s that blonde anchor named Wendy. Glasses!
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
Brian Kelly, you are one step closer to being the head football coach at Notre Dame in 2010
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I mean, there was no one within 20 yards of that guy
how can you be that bad?
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Inexcusable
But they shouldn’t be in this position to begin with.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
im a ND guy
but im tired of them pilfering coaches and still not succeeding.
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oh man
that really bummed me out. thanks. BeeK.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 26, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It makes too much sense for it to not happen.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I think not
Kelly may wish to move on at some point. But I had the opportunity to talk with him at length just before the season started. My assessment is that Coach Kelly really believes he can win a Nat. Championship in Cincinnati. He was fired up about the wealth of exceptional quality Ohio and Kentucky HS players available to UC and really loves what UC has provided for his team, his family and himself.
If you ever get the chance to talk with Brian Kelly he is a really laid back and down to earth guy. I just don’t see him falling for the whole Notre Dame shtick.
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
Rich Rodriguez
thought he could win a NC at WVU. Money talks.
The man who will one day be President is, at this moment, lying in his cradle, trying to find some strategic way to get his big toe in his mouth.
-Mark Twain
Purdue took a timeout!
Thanks for the free down, dumbass coach!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Even more with the result.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
What the hell did they do?
What the announcers seemed to say they did doesn’t make any sense.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
ND ran the ball on 2nd down and didn't get anywhere
There were about 30 seconds on the clock after that play, and instead of letting the clock run and making ND spike it to stop the clock (ND had no more timeouts), Purdue’s coach called the timeout, giving ND two downs instead of one. Incomplete pass on 3rd down, TD on 4th. Ball game.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Why the hell would the Purdue coach call a timeout?
I just don’t get it.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Because he has no business coaching a football team?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Dammit
I hate seeing that fat ass retard get to celebrate
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So, does everyone getting interviewed by Erin Andrews now stand there and think
“I’ve seen you naked!”? He could have been smiling because they won, but I think there was something else in that smirk.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
she totally orchestrated that nekkidness
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
boy, SNL has been a big stinker
and i cannot believe Kenan is still on the show. sheesh.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 27, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
i dont know
i changed the channel.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 27, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Megan Fox is on it!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Man, that guy will do anything to get more Heisman votes, won't he?
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further confirmation
<a href="http://wasarrested.com/story.php?t=Tebow+dies+in+hospital+after+hit&cty=&c=University+of+Florida+quarterback+Tim+Tebow+died+at+the+University+of+Kentucky+Hospital+tonight.+He+was+22.%0D%0A%0D%0ATebow+collapsed+after+being+sacked+in+a+41-7+win+over+Kentucky+by+UK+defensive+end+Taylor+Wyndham.+He+was+carted+off+the+field+and+taken+to+the+university+hospital%2C+where+he+became+unresponsive+and+died+at+11%3A52+p.m.%0D%0A%0D%0AThis+story+will+be+updated.&i=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pastemagazine.com%2Fblogs%2Flists%2F2008%2F12%2F01%2Ftim_tebow.jpg&wm=The+Kentucky+Kernel" target="new">Here!
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this isnt real, is it?
all joking aside
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
If you're really worried
check espn.com for the un-photoshopped version.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
they took it down
now they are saying he’s staying in the hospital overnight.
sounds like a dale earnhardt situation to me
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yeah
i checked SI (i dont go to ESPN unless i have to) and i just wondered if perhaps SI was a few minutes behind on the story. really nice job ’than.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 27, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
oh
still, good job, whatever it is you do. seems like you represent pretty well!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 27, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
The musical guest on SNL sucks
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Is it just me
or does Kenan Thompson do 8 different characters per show, except they’re all the same impression?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
yep
he must be sleeping with Lorne Michaels’ daughter.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 27, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
he needs to do the french dude in the bath tub sketch
it’s all that
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Pierre Escargot?
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This guy

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actual headline on espn.com
klitschko pounds arreola
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by 'tHan on Sep 27, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Beat gAme of the niht
Houston/Texas Tech. Wow.
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yes, it was a very good game with an exciting finish!
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UC is more entertaining to watch than O$U
Buckeyes are boring. They may be better, but they’re boring as hell.
UC is exciting
and pretty good. OSU is boring but still just a little bit better. The biggest reason is depth.
The excitement factor has been thrust to the fore front by the media. No longer is it good enough just to win all of your games. No longer is it good enough to beat everyone. The BCS (which is a media creation) has mandated the blowing out of lesser opponents to improve rankings, theirs.
At the end of the day the only things that matter are did your team win, did they play well, did they improve.
I’m just a little tired of all the hype from the talking heads and that we, as fans, have bought into it.
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
no doubt
the media saturation of the sport has really turned me off. it wasnt 5 minutes after Tebow was injured that the first “how important is Tebow to UF? can they repeat without him?” story came out. puh-lease.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 27, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
In fairness
those 5 minutes were spent watching John Brantley play QB for Florida.
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
by Man Mountain on Sep 27, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of media
Will someone please shoot Dave Lapham…he makes tHom seem like a mute.
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