Which one beer would you drink? Yuengling Bock

Which one car would you drive? Infiniti M45

Which one movie would you watch? As Good As it Gets

Or tv show? Seinfeld

Which one city would you go to if you could leave today? Key West

Which one baseball ballpark would you see a game at? Wrigley Field

Which one restaurant would you have dinner at? Gordo’s!

Which one second baseman reportedly wet himself on the field when a small Lear jet buzzed the ballpark at an estimated altitude of 400 feet? Skip Schumaker?

beer: Yuengling Lager

Which Car: Don’t care

Which one Movie: Dr. Strangelove

TV show: The Daily Show

City: Amsterdam

Restaurant: Giordono’s

Song: Knockin on Heaven’s Door

Ballpark: PNC

Restaurant:

Which one beer would you drink? Don’t like beer.

Which one car would you drive? Don’t like cars.

Which one movie would you watch? Or tv show? Don’t like movies or TV.

Which one city would you go to if you could leave today? Not that wild about cities. If it’s just to visit..Damascus, maybe?

Which one baseball ballpark would you see a game at? Zoom-Zoom Stadium. How can you not love that name? Plus, they serve squid.

Which one restaurant would you have dinner at? Maybe this one. The food and the view are supposed to be stunning.

Which one second baseman reportedly wet himself on the field when a small Lear jet buzzed the ballpark at an estimated altitude of 400 feet?
Beats me. Adam Rosales?

Which one beer would you drink? Guinness

Which one car would you drive? the Batmobile. not the gay one from the tv series or the stupid bulldozer one from the Christopher Nolan films, but the sexy one from the Tim Burton films.

Which one movie would you watch? Or tv show? do Reds games count? if not, i’d go with The Simpsons

Which one city would you go to if you could leave today? somewhere tropical and secluded, but not so secluded that i cant get a good DSL connection. like my own island.

Which one baseball ballpark would you see a game at? Tokyo Dome

Which one restaurant would you have dinner at? i’d rather cook myself, but anywhere with good pizza and ice cream.

Which one second baseman reportedly wet himself on the field when a small Lear jet buzzed the ballpark at an estimated altitude of 400 feet? didnt that happen to Slyde when he was in little league? from the way i heard it though, it wasnt a Lear jet at 400 feet, it was a ladybug on his batting glove.

what one thing in this world would you wish out of history and existence if you could?

what is your favorite article of clothing?

Which one beer would you drink? Tiger Beer ( singapore )

Which one car would you drive? 1986 Monte Carlo ( my first car, still have it ! )

Which one movie would you watch? Or tv show? 1941

Which one city would you go to if you could leave today? Papeete, Tahiti

Which one baseball ballpark would you see a game at? Toronto, from the in park hotel room

Which one restaurant would you have dinner at? Precinct

Which one second baseman reportedly wet himself on the field when a small Lear jet buzzed the ballpark at an estimated altitude of 400 feet? boobs

what one thing in this world would you wish out of history and existence if you could?
Hitler / WWII

what is your favorite article of clothing? Ecko polo

Which one beer would you drink? – Always the same – Coors Light (perfect chaser for Jack D.)

Which one car would you drive? Ah, If I could only have my 1949 Chrysler Windsor back

Which one movie would you watch? Or tv show? I rarely watch TV…wouldn’t mind seeing Seven Samurai. again

Which one city would you go to if you could leave today? Washington DC to see if Daeldalus really exists

Which one baseball ballpark would you see a game at? Wrigley Field

Which one restaurant would you have dinner at? The Cape Cod Room

Which one second baseman reportedly wet himself on the field when a small Lear jet buzzed the ballpark at an estimated altitude of 400 feet? Don Lee Blasingame

what one thing in this world would you wish out of history and existence if you could? The Birth of Abraham the Patriarch…no wait…the Birth of Adam and Eve …yeah that and any all LeRoy Jenkins camp meetings.

what is your favorite article of clothing? Prophylactic

What is the meaning of life? A good strong easy bowel movement and a beautiful woman (not necessarily at the same time).

Which one beer would you drink? Never touch the stuff.

Which one car would you drive? My 1976 Plymouth Valiant that quit every time I turned left. I’d like one more chance to drive it off a cliff, exiting at the last second, of course.

Which one movie would you watch? Passion of the Christ edges Patton. Yeah, go ahead and ponder that for a minute or two.

Which one city would you go to if you could leave today? Cinnamon Bay.

Which one baseball ballpark would you see a game at? Dehler Park, Billings, Montana.

Which one restaurant would you have dinner at? Can’t remember the name, but it was a seafood joint near Mobile, Ala. Looked like the Botchelism Cafe from the outside, but the food was incredible.

Which one second baseman reportedly wet himself on the field when a small Lear jet buzzed the ballpark at an estimated altitude of 400 feet? Our Pee Wee League shortstop wet himself in pre-game, giving new meaning to Pee Wee. Later that season, our third baseman threw up all over the field in pregame. We had kind of a nervous team.

what one thing in this world would you wish out of history and existence if you could? Satan, of course. Scott Boras runs a close second. Oh wait ….

what is your favorite article of clothing? Maddy’s yellow sundress. Simply exquisite.

Which one beer would you drink? Chimay

Which one car would you drive? Lexus Hybrid

Which one movie would you watch? Unforgiven Or tv show? Deadwood

Which one city would you go to if you could leave today? Key West

Which one baseball ballpark would you see a game at? Crosley Field (in my time machine)

Which one restaurant would you have dinner at? Jean-Robert at Pigall’s (also in my time machine)

Which one second baseman reportedly wet himself on the field when a small Lear jet buzzed the ballpark at an estimated altitude of 400 feet? Derek Jeter (I know, he’s a SS, I just like the image of him wetting himself)

Which one beer would you drink? I don’t really drink, but when I do it’s usually Woodchuck

Which one car would you drive? 1969 Morris Mini Cooper

Which one movie would you watch? Or tv show? The Princess Bride or Mystery Science Theater 3000

Which one city would you go to if you could leave today? Heidelberg, Germany

Which one baseball ballpark would you see a game at? Fenway or Crosley

Which one restaurant would you have dinner at? I’ve really been craving Schlotzsky’s lately

Which one topping would you put on your pizza? Green olives

beer: Goose Island 312

Which Car: Subaru Outback

Which one Movie: Gettysburg

TV show: Epitafios (the best HBO has ever done)

City: Tehran, because magical thinking is the only way I’m ever going to get to Iran.

Restaurant: Ciya Sofrasi. From the candied tomatoes, pumkins, and walnuts for desert, to the ballsiness of naming a restaurant in Kurdish, to the ferry you have to take from European to Asian Istanbul, by far the best food experience of my life. And I didn’t even go to the Ciya Kebab across the street. Next time…

Song: Fare thee well, miss carousel by Townes Van Zandt

Ballpark: PETCO always seemed really nice to me. There or SAFECO. I like ALLCAPS.

Which one second baseman reportedly wet himself on the field when a small Lear jet buzzed the ballpark at an estimated altitude of 400 feet? Is there a chance it wasn’t David Eckstein?

Which one beer would you drink? Coors

Which one car would you drive? Mercedes

Which one movie would you watch? Or tv show? Harvey or M*A*S*H (TV)

Which one city would you go to if you could leave today? Honolulu

Which one baseball ballpark would you see a game at? Fenway Park

Which one restaurant would you have dinner at?

Which one second baseman reportedly wet himself on the field when a small Lear jet buzzed the ballpark at an estimated altitude of 400 feet? Hopefully the original ALS – Biggio

Which one beer would you drink? Bass

Which one car would you drive? Some big 4×4...gotta have room.

Which one movie would you watch? Or tv show? Slap Shot. Cheers.

Which one city would you go to if you could leave today? #1 city in the world

Which one baseball ballpark would you see a game at? Fenway Park

Which one restaurant would you have dinner at? The Pelican’s Reef

Which one second baseman reportedly wet himself on the field when a small Lear jet buzzed the ballpark at an estimated altitude of 400 feet? Hint: It was an AL second baseman, late eighties.

Which one beer would you drink? – Yuengling Chesterfield Ale

Which one car would you drive? Porsche Carerra GT

Which one movie would you watch? Or tv show? Shaun of the Dead, The Simpsons when Conan was writing

Which one city would you go to if you could leave today? Atlanta

Which one baseball ballpark would you see a game at? Chavez Ravine

Which one restaurant would you have dinner at? I’d love to eat at Redfish one last time

Which one second baseman reportedly wet himself on the field when a small Lear jet buzzed the ballpark at an estimated altitude of 400 feet? Um, Steve Lyons?

What one thing in this world would you wish out of history and existence if you could? mustard, coffee

what is your favorite article of clothing? Dangle shorts!

What is the meaning of life? To make it through the day without pissing on myself.

Which one beer would you drink?
Two Dogs Lemon Brew

Which one car would you drive?
Lotus Elise

Which one movie would you watch? Or tv show?
Superbad

Which one city would you go to if you could leave today?
Viti Levu, Fiji

Which one baseball ballpark would you see a game at?
I’d love to see a game at The Palace of the Fans, but it burned down.
So I’d love to see a game at Fenway.

Which one restaurant would you have dinner at?
Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles

what one thing in this world would you wish out of history and existence if you could?
religion

what is your favorite article of clothing?
The Dirndl.
Oh, you meant MY fave of MINE…
My faux albino tiger-striped lounge jacket.

What is the meaning of life?
Yes, he is. He plays second base, and never wets himself.

Which one topping would you put on your pizza?
Italian sausage