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Cincinnati Reds at Pittsburgh Pirates, Sep 22, 2009 7:05 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Pittsburgh Pirates

Tuesday, Sep 22, 2009, 7:05 PM EDT
PNC Park

Johnny Cueto vs Zach Duke

Mostly cloudy,rain. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 75.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Johnny Cueto 9-10 4.41 1.33 119 52



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Zach Duke 10-14 3.96 1.31 96 42


Interesting that the Reds, faced with the fact that their next loss guarantees their 9th straight losing season, are going up against one of the two teams in Major League baseball with a longer consecutive losing seasons streak.  With 12 games left, it's a virtual lock that the Reds will clinch another losing season sometime in the next two weeks.  The last time the organization won 12 games in a row in a single season was 1957, and they've managed just 3 other double-digit win streaks since then (1975, 1998, 1999).  Needless to say, the odds are against them, but hope (for a .500 season) springs eternal, right?

Do you consider Johnny Cueto's season this year to have been a success or a failure?  On the one hand, he really looked like something special in his first 13 starts, averaging nearly 7 innings a start and posting a 2.17 ERA.  On the other hand, starts 14 through 24 were disastrous.  He averaged less than 5 innings a start and put up a puke-worthy 8.88 ERA.  At that point he went on the DL with whatever it was they made up to get him some rest.  Since coming back, he's been good - 16 IP in 3 starts, 17 strikeouts, 6 walks, 2.76 ERA - but he hasn't gone deep into a game.  This could be managements doing as his pitch counts haven't been great, but they also haven't been so bad that he needed to be pulled.  All in all, I'd say this was a good maturation year for Cueto.  He's still got a couple of starts left, so he could theoretically end up with an ERA in the low 4s.  Given how terrible he was mid-season, that might be good enough to hang your hat on.

Expect the Pirates to be distracted by all of their hosting duties for the G20 summit.  I'm not sure what international protocol requires, but I'd guess there is some basic responsibilities for the local base ball club written into bylaws for the conference.  I figure Zach Duke will be more focused on picking out the perfect pierogi restaurant for his evening out with Gordon Brown than he will be on facing the Reds tonight.  The offense should strike early and often.

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i consider Cueto's season to be a step in the right direction

it would have been awesome if he continued to be a mid-2 ERA kinda guy, but we saw what he is truly capable of. I was actually predicting another mid-4 ERA kinda year from Cueto, and i think 2010 will be a big year for him. Even if he continues to put up numbers like he has this year and last, he is a quality middle rotation guy, and I’ll take that, especially if he can be in a staff with a healthy Edinson Volquez.

The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.

by justin007000 on Sep 22, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lets say that Harang isn't fucked with next year

and he puts up an ERA plus around 115 over 220 innings, and Bronson puts up an ERA+ between 95-105 over 220 innings, and Cueto puts up an ERA plus of 110 over 190 innings, and Bailey puts up an ERA+ of 90 over 175 innings. Plus a combination of 5th starters puts up an ERA+ of 85 over 250 innings, would that be okay>

The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.

by justin007000 on Sep 22, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lets also have a lineup of

CF-Stubbs .260/.320/.450
3B-Rollen .270//.350/.410
1B-Votto .345/.370/.510
2B-Phillips .270/.330/.450
RF-Bruce .240/.325/.500
LF-Gomes/Dickerson .280/.370/.500 (combined)
C-hannigan .300/.380/.390
SS-Janish .210/.290/.320

Is that overly optomistic? I feel like all of those players could put up numbers like that, and it doesn’t seem like an enimic offense, and it is a strong defensive team.

The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.

by justin007000 on Sep 22, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swami....

I still see a sub .500 club there.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 22, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

First

The lineup:

Drew Stubbs 8
Paul Janish 6
Joey Votto 3
Brandon Phillips 4
Scott Rolen 5
Jonny Gomes 9
Darnell McDonald 7
Ramon Hernandez 2
Johnny Cueto 1

And yay! Dusty says Taveras has been Wally Pipped!

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If it's an RBI man they want

Stubbs has just as many as Taveras does in significantly less playing time.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 22, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I miss Ramon coming back?

Has he started other games?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think this is his first game back

only Dusty would still play a guy who has no hope of being on the team next year when he has a superior long-term replacement on hand.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 22, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better hurry up and fire the other coaches.

They’re the real problem.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 22, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe that means he has a hope of being on the team next year

ergo, McFlurry makes the team!

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Sep 22, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I learned from wikipedia

that the season after Pipp was replaced in the starting lineup by Gehrig, he was traded to the Reds. He played three seasons for them before retiring.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does this mean Willy Taveras is going to get traded to the Yankees?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 22, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, please?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay!

that was BF can follow her secret favorite ballplayer to her favorite team!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 22, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im insulted by the idea that Taveras was Wally Pipp'd

he lost his job because he sucked hind tit. the injury just forced Dusty’s hand.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 22, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also according to wikipedia
On June 2, 1925 Pipp was removed from the Yankees’ starting lineup and replaced with Gehrig. While many stories over the years have suggested that Pipp sat out the game due to a headache, Yankee manager Miller Huggins had actually benched Pipp and other veterans in order to “shake up” the slumping lineup. A month later, Pipp received a skull fracture when he was hit by a practice pitch from Charlie Caldwell, an event that had also been mistakenly linked to his initial benching.

So no, Taveras wasn’t Pipp’d, since Dusty would never bench his veterans, whether or not a shakeup is needed.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fml

even the revisionists are against us.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 22, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hardly sucked

for his Yankee career

.282/.343/.414

.757 OPS averaged 8 HR and 86 RBI per season in mostly a dead ball era. He also usually hit behind a couple of Hall-of-Famers (Ruth and Meusel) and still drove in a lot of runs.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was referring to Willy

Willy sucked hind tit. i dont care about Wally.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 22, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotcha

I read that post wrong

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok kids

I’m going to read some more of The Machine (Gary Nolan, wow!), then head home where I still don’t have internet access. Gray, you’re all over the recap.

Have fun, go Reds, and hopefully we break 50 comments tonight.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 22, 2009 5:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I may or may not make the 'cap

given that I got about 45 minutes of sleep last night.

I may or may not wake up any time useful from my nap. I’m sure everyone is excited to see if I do!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh, what's the point?

There, I just wrote the recap.

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 22, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do what Brendan does

write it before the game, and just make stuff up.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Machine is awesome

I read some stuff that I had never heard before, some stuff that I had forgot, and some just really fun things about the Reds. There was also a thing that was wrong, misprints or typos maybe, but wrong none the less.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willy "Wally Pipped"

I like Hal’s take on this. A manager, especially a “player’s manager” don’t say this shit unless you are in a serious doghouse and are likely not coming back next year.

Willy T will be traded/DFA’d in when or before the Reds have to make decisions about the 25-man.

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's the right thing to do

But they’ll still be paying him $4 million dollars next year.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or the fans ...

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Sep 22, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They'll be paying him $4M

but they’ll only be paying Dickerson/Stubbs about $800k, so they’ll be spending about $4.8M on CF. I can live with that.

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Sep 22, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

But can you live with the stupidity of the management (at all levels) of this organization?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Sep 22, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not like they have a choice anymore

At least they are recognizing the idea of “sunk cost.”

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danny Graves, Rheal Cormier, Coery Patterson,

Jimmy Haynes, Eric Milton, and on and on. They’re familiar with it.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 22, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My emo heart knows this to be true

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 22, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

will you follow the Reds into the dark?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would not could not in the dark

I would not could not on a lark. I will not love the Sam I Am. I will not love them Sam, Goddamn.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 22, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

Don’t share the fascination. I’ve led finer girls to the trough.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 22, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no im with you

but still…that emo POS can suck it.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 22, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 22, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd have to agree.

Plus, she’s a fantastic singer.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

thats worse than what GABP will look like

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got a free ticket

for next Wednesday against the Cardinals….I’m sure there will be a big crowd!

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Sep 22, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

a big crowd of Cardinal fans

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you overpaid!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 22, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As of right now

Carpenter is scheduled to pitch for the Cards. Is it wrong to root for him to pitch a no-hitter or perfect game?

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Sep 22, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no. i've gone to several reds games only because i wanted to see the opposing pitcher

root for whatever you want at this point!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 22, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so who are our outfileders in 2010?

Starters:
Gomes
Dickerson
Bruce

Bench:
Stubbs
Taveras
Balentine?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

switch Stubbs and Dickerson, according to Jocko

I think someone has to be being traded, though I don’t know who.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

plus the kid down on the farm might just be the best youngin’ of the bunch.

I’d trade Willie T, even paying some of his salary to see him go, and then platoon Stubbs and Dickerson to start the season

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one will want to give up anything for Wily or Taveris or C-Dick

So who you gonna trade?
Not Stubbs cause Uncle Walt likes him
Not Gomes – he’s cheap
Bruce – only an idiot would trade him…………………………………..

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd give away Taveras

and pay most of his salary

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Billy Hall’d

by ol Pete on Sep 22, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The outfielders are really having to work, eh?

Nice catch by Stubbs there.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

baseballz!!!!!1!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 22, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stubbs' defense has gotten better since he got called up.

He’s misplayed balls like that since he’s been with the big club.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think you are overemphasizing a small sample

I doubt his defense “got better.” Even great defenders misplay balls from time to time.

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Sep 22, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably, but I'm tired.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with him

He was not taking control and calling off the corners on balls in the gap when he first got called up. Now he is gaining confidence his game has stepped up.

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I totally agree with that

He, or whoever is in center, has to be the ‘man’ out there. And it has to be understood that if he calls the ball it is his play

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

I thought it was strange that someone with Stubbs’ defensive reputation took such, not bad, but uncertain routes to the ball. It’s clear he has the ability as he’s show of late.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 22, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe that's what I meant.

Not that his defense has improved, but his confidence in his defensive skills at the major league level.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

great stop by Rolen...

no love, though, from Joey Votto.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

almost had that one!

he shouted something unpleasant when he couldn’t pick it up

by Red_Poodle on Sep 22, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've played some first in my day

And those short hops are almost impossible.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

double post

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

double post

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

grrrrr

come on Janny this is your chance to get a leg up for next season. Can’t have those go’s

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The fit is GO?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

groundouts

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice double play

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

missed it,

but the gameday description makes it sound interesting

by Red_Poodle on Sep 22, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

same here

tv tied up with last week’s Supernatural

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So nobody wants Votto to score, eh?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Poodle does

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

-poodle

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

3 doubles in 4 innings should get us a run you would think

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you'd think

but Janish just hasn’t hit his scheduled double yet

by Red_Poodle on Sep 22, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone doesn't care about getting out of the 5th tonight.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

helps when they have runners on in front of a double

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Cueto ever going to learn to be

more pitch efficient?

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I get so disappointed every time mcdonald does something good.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

amen brother

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't

he has as good as skills as anyone but has never put it together. I am totally not against trading dickerson and keeping mccdonald as the 4th OF.

A package of Dickerson + prospects for

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do you mean?

I would trade Dickerson he is a luxury, we could get good value for him.

I wouldn’t be against trading Willy T and C Dick together if they took Willy’s salary.

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ain't NOBODY going to take Wily's salary

it is a stunkcost.
But they could have and Dickerson for Hardy if I were GM

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah your probably right

upgrading SS should be the priority this offseason

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

Hardy?

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just looked him up

I guess he is better than I thought he was

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do.not.bunt

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

see

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok now bunt

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

now get some freakin runs

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

come oooooon Paul

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if the first baseman would have stepped on the bag

Stubbs would have been out. I am not sure he (STubbs)stepped on the bag.The ump never signaled safe, indicating to me that he was waiting on something to make the call

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice dribbler

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but it got a run in

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what she said...har har.........har

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gameday is silent on what happened

just a run-scoring groundout?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 rbi single for BP

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what'd Janish do?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops

dribbler force at the plate and Stubbs beat the throw

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're as bad as Gameday

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes i am

all those white guys look alike

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Janish hit the dribbler

force at the plate and Janish got to the bag before the throw.

better?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and I'm old and I forget shit

what were we talking about?

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what happened?

Is Gameday taunting me?

It says “in play, run(s)” but is stuck that way. No score change, no hint as to what happened.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Janish hit a dribbler

two feet in front of plate, catcher stepped on plate for one out, but throw was wide to first.

Votto followed with an RBI double
Phillips then had a 2-RBI single 4-2 Reds

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Sep 22, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh, that's cool.

thanks.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

Gameday suddenly caught up.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank God

someone was paying attention :)

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Reds

Fuck Gameday

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You know it is amazing when there are guys on base when Votto and BP come up to bat

they drive in Runs…there’s a couple of RBI men Dusty

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

word.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ramon

scored on that Janish grounder?

The catcher?

Must have been very smart baserunning or a really bad throw.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

both I'd say

Ramon did a nice job on the basepaths

by Red_Poodle on Sep 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now what are the Reds going to do with McFluffy

The guys has been hitting and hustling and playing his little heart out. You don’t suppose they’d keep him on next year..
Difficult decisions if you Walt
Easy decision if your Mads
Goodby to Wily
Goodby to McFlurry
Hello To Laynce

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now Rolen is all grumpy and has to get inon the action

So it looks like Rolen is another RBI guy -Dusty

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

meat

out by a mile at the plate

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

great relay throw by BP

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and Gomes

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa gang I got to run

Gotta go babysit…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cueto is pitching the 6th

I guess if he feels good. It’s not like he has a history of the wheels falling off. It’s also not like this matters, so hey.

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by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Plaxico Burress

is such an idiot.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but he went to Michigan State!

are you saying Andro is an idiot, too?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want one of those T-shirts

That has “This is your brain” with the Michigan logo on the front

and

“This is your brain on drugs” with the Michigan State logo on the back.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if those are the only options

then Michigan State for sure

actually I’m sure both are outstanding academic institutions. It is just one of them has a football team that always has and always will suck.

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT?

You’re kidding right? I’ve never seen a more thoughful, careful human being!

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what now?

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gun. jail.

he should just have a mad lib book or something.

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by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Headline News

is asking why he’s being treated so harshly, when Donte Stallworth killed someone and got only one month.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Racist?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT INTENTIONALLY

need a better analogy, NFL = NBA 5 years ago
NFL = a bunch of attention hungry morons

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

with a terrible CBA, nontheless

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly and shitty healthcare and pention

its like the shitty analogy for the current state of america

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

needless violence, quiet racism

yeah, prety much.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

People should put the NFL in perspective

There are 32 teams, each with 53 players on their active roster plus 8 on their practice squad. That’s 1952 players. The NBA, in comparison, has 30 teams with 12 active players plus three non-active fill-ins for a total of 450 players. Baseball has 30 teams with 25 players, or 750 players, but it’s a much different sport that requires finesse and muscle memory, not the testosterone-fueled high-contact action in the other sports.

When you have a sport that uses 4 times as many players and requires a lot of aggression to succeed, yeah, you’re going to have a much higher net number of run-ins with police and egos in the spotlight. But NFL teams still fill their rosters with character guys and rarely take chances on loose cannons. It’s far from a “fucking zoo” stacked with “a bunch of attention-hungry morons.” If you just read about a few anecdotal instances and classify the other 1,900 players in the league in the same way, then yeah, I guess so. But that’s a really narrow-minded way to look at a vast and complicated league.

But mostly, come on, there’s 2,000 guys in the NFL. Of course they’re going to make a few headlines. It doesn’t make the entire league a bunch of animals.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

great point

you always hear the bad stuff, rarely the great stuff these guys do in the community

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im tired of hearing about rogue golfers and tennis players, honestly

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

john daly'd

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by 'tHan on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit

I am a big Colts fan and you never hear about guys on the Colts fucking up.

There are teams that put up with that shit and those that don’t. Seems to me if the comissioner had any balls he could end these kind of behavior issues in a hurry.

But to counter you argument by using your same logic, there are only 32 NFL teams but there are many many more NCAA teams with the same kind of guys on those teams. Those players choose to not behave in that fashion while they are in school because there are real fucking consequences, like getting kicked out of school.

Same goes for high school, if a kid makes a mistake he has to do something like go to Tennessee where he will never be a winner again.

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who was that wide receiver that they didn't resign?

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marvin Harrison

is who I was thinking of

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cato June, Blair Kiel, Art Schlichter also

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't really blame Art on the Colts

he was screwed up before he got to Ohio State

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

this
this too
this three

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont even know what to say

to the idea that colts and collegians dont get in trouble.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

start the RR rap sheet

who’s clean and who has been busted?

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leave me out of this

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rap sheet'd

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail horn

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

clean sheet

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

since Freel left

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not on the bed on Bronson's boat

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 23, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

the Bengals are cleaner than the Colts the past couple years, not even close.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Bengals should really be their new team name

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are who we thought they were

i had them 1-1 after two games, i just mixed up the two results.

who dey!

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who Dem

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least try to think of it this way

if a team has 5 guys get in trouble in a year, that’s a lot, and the team will get branded as an undisciplined bunch of thugs, but it’s still less than 10 percent of the entire population of the team.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no idea how i've lived four decades and not been arrested

guess its the lack of cash flow that keeps me in check, eh?

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't make it two

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

least. surprising. news. ever.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"less than 10% of the population"

What’s acceptable?

What population of teammates who drive drunk and kill someone is acceptable?

What population of guys who carry guns and get into fights at strip clubs is acceptable?

What is tolerance threshold? Mine is zero. If I am commisioner and you bank roll a dog fighting operation, you’re done.

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should open an anger store

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

punishment should fit the crime

If you are a policeman or teacher and get in a fight at a club you will probably get fired. It doesn’t matter how good you are at your job.

The NFL commissioner needs to make these guys affraid of getting in trouble.

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's your point?

guys in the millitary are paid to kill people during times of war

what’s your point? I would argue because of the aggressiveness of the sport restraint off the field MUST be held to a higher standard.

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, pat tillman mostly

then again, he was an atheist, so he probably had it coming

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Enver Hoxha and Kim Il-Sung invite you to their party

it looks like fun!

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at first glance i thought this had to be a madville post.

i don’t know what that says about you cy.

The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.

by justin007000 on Sep 23, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm a big colts fan too

and they’ve had problems.

Dominic Rhodes got a DUI as a colt, and then there was the aforementioned Marvin Harrison incident

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

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by 'tHan on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

better lawyer

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the amount of justice you receive

is directly proportionate to the attorney you can afford

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sooo you're going to be stuck with me or Teb7.

Better hope for Teb7.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a public defender kind of guy myself

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"allegedly"

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by 'tHan on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

your honor

my client is 19, starts a new job tomorrow, went through the 11th grade and has 4 children that he supports

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like a winner to me

The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.

by justin007000 on Sep 23, 2009 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would think

both of them can afford the best lawyers money can buy.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how much pressure

the New York DA (or prosecutor) and Judge felt with it being such a high profile case? It was given a lot more press than Stallworth’s.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how many similar cases have been before him

similar equals gun and/or gun with self-inflicted gunshot wound in a club.

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the prosecutor made a lot of public statements about the case

that were considered improper. Apparently he’s some 100 year old dude, that was intent on making an example out of plaxico

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by 'tHan on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

common Danny Ray

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jumby?

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My wife is obsessed with Halloween

So we have now begun watching scary movies, and we are currently watching The Unborn.

She got a funny look from a jogger today by placing a bloody handprint on the window of our year-old boy’s room.

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

little early isn't it?

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we could use a few more runs here

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Phillips cussed when he hit that

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he really was thinking 3 run Johnson there

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

very loudly.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what did brandon say there?

i couldnt tell. sounded like “Bust”

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think you have on eletter correct

*U**

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dang it

that should read “one letter”

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

look what the cat dragged in!!!

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

been here all night there Jr.

How ya doin?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just got back from football and cheer practice

im tarrrrrrd.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so do you practice in pads and a skirt?

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lingere football league!

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome!!

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rolen

is rollin’.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What an ingenious pun!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dont fruit the beer

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His AB music is "Rollin"

I found this very funny.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's their worst song

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa. Runs!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fun ain't it?

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-Gon hitting .296 in the AL this year

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Sep 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

see we just weren't patient enough

look what a healthy guy can do

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always thought he'd hit okay given a chance

If he could stay healthy.

But he can’t. And his defense isn’t what it used to be.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Laynce is on the roster next year

im pissed.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd take him over Willy.

If our outfielders are Dickerson, Stubbs, Bruce, Gomes, and Nix, I could totally live with that.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not a bad thing if he is the 5th

but the kid in Lville really could be a stud if they don’t baby him along. I can’t remember his name

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haisley?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad boy

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When is Redsfest? Have they announced it yet?

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dunno

someone has to pick up a Rosales jersey for me if i cant make it.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that will be a nice addition to your collection

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think he is

The Reds have too much young talent they need to add to the roster.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heisey? Frazier?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

END?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking Heisey

isn’t Frazier an infielder

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only if the infield isn't clogged

he’s played some LF

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not just talking about outfielders

Chris Valaika. Travis Wood. Ben Jukich. Probably others.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose the Reds might leave him exposed

But I don’t think they will. Too soon to give up on him. He missed a big chunk of this season due to injury. I think that explains his poor numbers.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT ?

OBC – Wrong on Rosales – Wrong on Caleb – Wrong on Nix
Mads – Right on Bruce – Right on Stubbs – Right on Nix

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You were wrong on Gomes, weren't you?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the Quatman's vegetable soup

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Homer, no?

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mads – Wrong on Gomes Wrong on Anything to Do with Squatman’s – Wrong on Home
Mads Right on Laynce – Right on the Elf Girl – Right on Caleb

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrong on Caleb?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

remember when the Germans invaded Pearl Harbor?

he’s on a roll…

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our MVP is up with the bases loaded!

That’s odd. He popped it up.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was fweakin laced

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he types in his best Elmer Fudd voice

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

geez

I suck tonight

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is SLyde at the game?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Back from a shortened stint as 'The BabySitter'

So geez’ll whizzer

So when our guys get on base
It appears that there are already some RBI guys on the team
Funny how that workled out
I mean Slyde did this whole sabremetric post about…once again:
Dusty – Wrong on OBP, Wrong on Sacrificing, wrong on clogging the bases
Slydfe – Right on RBIs, Right on Non productive outs, right on OPS

Vote Slyde for MANAGER 2010

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if the Reds win 81, he'll get 100

that’s my bet.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe

but he needs to really take advantage of every chance now. He missed a good chance when he popped up last time to pick some up

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also want Carlos Fisher to be a BMIB next year

Big Man in Bullpen, that is.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Better than BMIBP

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

15 pitches for 2 outs for Rhodes

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't like how he got here, but I'm really glad Rolen

is on our team.

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Sep 22, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is a well written post

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

defintely.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What kind of sarcasm is this?

Yeah, those guys and the Cincinnati Reds. They're a terrible football team. / Because they're a baseball team? / Exactly. You know who's the worst football team? The Philadelphia Flyers. - Best Show

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Sep 22, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody around here is sarcastic.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im a big Rolen acquisition guy

i was being real

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is that?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anna Rawson LPGA

Always plays in her heels..always qualifies

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

score

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

daniela was a nice choice too

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way she's more than 15

she looks like young(er) Emily Mortimer there

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know her age, she an attractive young lady

Up and comer on the circuit…another rogue player…give her about 6 more inches in height and 200lbs. she’d be in the back of the cruiser screaming profanities at the cops

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Three doubles for Joey

wooooohoooooooo!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 22, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice job Joey!!

very Janish like

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by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More Laynce-like than Janish-like

I mean Nix is leading the team in doubles with limited playing time.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've found that around here

It’s “What have you done for me lately.”

Unless your name is Dusty Baker, Darnell McDonald, or Willy Taveras.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Votto is giving

Phillips every chance to get to 100

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hi guys, what did I miss?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A bunch of our guys got on base

And despite Dusty’s best efforts…we found all sorts of RBI driver inners already on the team!!!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

votto/phillips/rolen/gomes is surprisingly effective

put some OB dudes before ’em and you have a team! Put Stubbs and Bruce before ’em, and you have a better than even chance of hitting three XBH! Put Taveras and Janish before them, and you have 74 wins again!

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

maybe Stubbs and Hanigan…
Jay doesn’t seem to be ‘built’ for the 2nd slot

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

double or nothing at the old ball park tonight

and lots of pirate fans dressed up like empty seats

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Female golfers and tennis players

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 22, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The winner of the What Sex Am I golfer's Tour

Gale McFluffy

TENNIS ANYONE

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the clap?

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that couldn't be it.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

penicilln!

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I did get the BOOM BOOM

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lotta hits in this game

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

#50 needs a nickname

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...whats his real name?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Curtis James Jackson

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C jay jay

to bad his first name isnt Victor

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pedro Viola?

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On facebook - "(jch's mom) sent an invitation using Who's Your TWiLiGHT Soulmate?"

I’m ’bout to smack me an old white woman.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kill it before it reproduces

Oops. Too late, I guess.

;-)

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, that's a different old white woman :)

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mow your lawn tomorrow and spank your neighbors

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They moved, so you can suck it

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

to GA?

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, that'll be me

So I never have to take another road trip with you.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're a horrible wingman

and a worse camper. get a new soundtrack for roadtrips, Mr Fall Out Boy.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROASTED

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like the new PJ cd you don't have?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i hate Trotwood Target

retards.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

I should not have had to wait until tonight.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*coughs* hey now

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, you had to be there

He pissed and moaned the entire way about the music, no matter what was playing. He even bitched when I relented and put Prince on for him.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was Sinead O'Connor

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but it had really fast drums!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he can't tell Sinead O'Connor from Prince?

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are assuming obc employs logic when he says something

That is where you would be mistaken my dear.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 23, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For Pops

Drag you back to the trough one more time buddy

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is that Kat from Weeds?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zoey is on Weeds?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

for a few episodes, apparently.

/wikipedia’d

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

her sister is hotter

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was awesome on that show, too

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is zoey?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

somebody the NFL is fucking?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Winner, then

Cuz the NBA is fucking Khloe.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2009 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

boy, I want to watch Elf now.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah i thought that was the ninth

im a little disappointed that this game isnt over

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can't believe he escaped that

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oddly

i thought that was the ninth also

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Viola is doing his best Danyy Graves tonight

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hi justin

how’d your get Mads’ login info?

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice catch, rec'd

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greinke shut out the Red Sox

He is a total stud.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He better get the Cy Young

all “playing for a shitty team” besides.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

what an amazing season for ZG.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

???

and why won’t sbnation allow me to just post quesiton marks? This place is going downhill. JD got out while the getting was good.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 22, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

???

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

A pleasant evening with pleasant company

That should be RR’s ‘Tag Line’

and of course

Great game…i like the feel of the team better every day…
Has a real ‘Team Feel’ to it… prolly the best thing Dusty’s done all year.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And this one....

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

4th place!

Prost!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That guy needs to shave

The scruffy look is out.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

somethings out

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Truly a RR classic BK

And for Caleb – The only decent picture of emily deschanel I could find

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eye of the beholder I guess

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

meant to add this

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That win is exactly what I needed today

with 3 doubles for my fave Canuck—who says Janish is the only one who an crank a two-bagger?

I must admit I’m slightly surprised by all this picspam , but I guess I got several hours of fairly good looking men all night, so I won’t begrudge it lol. That reminds me, I’m sceptical about Rosales’ new goatee, Bubba, you have an opinion?

by Red_Poodle on Sep 22, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ordinarily

I don’t care for facial hair.

However, in the case of Rosales, anything that covers his face is probably a good thing.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that is so cruel, yet hilairous

he look s a bit more mysterious and dangerous…and silly with it.

by Red_Poodle on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you gay or a woman?

The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.

by justin007000 on Sep 23, 2009 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

on the Internet, no one knows you're a dog

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 23, 2009 6:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 23, 2009 6:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd for Truthiness

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 23, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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Todd Frazier injured, not playing in winter league...
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Reading Between the Bottom Lines OR 2011: A Payroll Space Odyssee
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Why Pirates Fans Are The Luckiest Fans In The World
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