Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Knicks Beat Lakers With Familiar Strategy

Game 146 Thread: Astros at Reds

Houston Astros at Cincinnati Reds, Sep 16, 2009 7:10 PM EDT



Next Game

Houston Astros
@ Cincinnati Reds

Wednesday, Sep 16, 2009, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Yorman Bazardo vs Justin Lehr

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing in from left field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 75.

 

Complete Coverage >



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Yorman Bazardo 0-1 9.00 2.15 9 11



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Justin Lehr 4-2 4.93 1.48 17 22


Here's a fun stat for you: The Reds are 8-5 in games started by Justin Lehr and Kip Wells.  They are 58-74 in all other games.  If these guys had started every game for the Reds this season, they'd have 89 wins right now.  That's a fact.

Both of these pitchers will be facing the opposition for the first time tonight.  Yorman Bazardo is a 24-year old right-hander who had decent, though not great, numbers in the minors this season.  Tonight's start for him will be his 3rd in the majors this season and his 5th big league start of his career.  I predict 6 innings of 3-hit ball.

Lehr hasn't had a whole lot of success over his last 4 starts.  He's pitched just 23.1 inning in 4 games and has a 7.71 ERA  over that span.  The key for him is his control.  When he's not walking hitters, he doesn't fair too poorly.  Unfortunately, he hasn't had much control in his last 4 starts.

Just 16 more wins until we reach the coveted winning season!  It's gonna happen!  You just gotta believe!

Comment 232 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

First

Goddamnit

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 16, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

That's the spirit!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 16, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets Blow the Housten Asshoes out of the Park

That’s right Asshoes
Blow em out

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 16, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Myles Brand has died

here.

This week makes for a lot of movement in the pool. Brian B’s lead is losing serious ground. Making a cursory guesstimate, it looks like my mom and me, in that order, are nipping at his heels. Bereavement post to follow shortly.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 16, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

my mom and i

i am more embarrassed by posting a correction than making the mistake in the first place, yet i’m still going to hit “post”

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 16, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gray will bless you.

BTW can you all believe that ol’ Mads is presently leading the Futbowl soccer league…
after such a tough year with the Might Monks baseballers it is rewarding to have my hard work pay off.
And Fario Go Butch is looking good in the one Football league while Bongo-Bong is poised to compete it the other league…
Oh BTW the Reds will win tonight…you can count on it.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 16, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey dude!

you got any jams for us tonight?

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 16, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

no sir

im working tonight

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 16, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had a lot of fun with that last night

sometimes i just said “Shawtaeee” over and over

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 16, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man.

I just listened to the Mark Berry one. Nice work.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 16, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 16, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was a student at IU

when Brand fired Bobby Knight. 15,000 students riotted and fucked up campus. One frat carried a 700 lbs concrete statue over 1000 yards from Sherwalter fountian to Assembly Hall. The crowd did not disperse until Knight gave a speech asking everyone to go home peacefully. The guy that got him fired lived on my floor in the dorm and we actually hung out with him the first few days of school, he was one of 3 identical triplets. After he got Knight fired they had to move to Hawaii becasue of death threats.

One of the craziest events I have ever witnessed.

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 16, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

FJM reunion

at Deadspin.

Featuring such gems as Jesus Is The Derek Jeter Of Christianity.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

That dude has a higher slugging percentage than Mariah Carey's ex

Awesome.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off to dinner and a scintallating evening of Jack Daniels and Bowling.

Keep my place at the table warm as I will be back to wrap up tonight’s victory.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:BVSMq9xzVAIAjM:http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/shared-blogs/austin/golden/upload/2009/06/115271.jpg

Exciting Red’s outfielders

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 16, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

The lineups

Reds
Drew Stubbs cf
Paul Janish ss
Joey Votto 1b
Brandon Phillips 2b
Scott Rolen 3b
Jonny Gomes rf
Wladimir Balentien lf
Craig Tatum c
Justin Lehr p

Astros
Michael Bourn cf
Kaz Matsui 2b
Hunter Pence rf
Carlos Lee lf
Geoff Blum 1b
Jeff Keppinger 3b
J.R. Towles c
Tommy Manzella ss
Yormin Bazardo p

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

why is Jonny in right and Wlad in left?

That seems backwards

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 16, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

beats me

But Trent and the Fay both have the same lineup.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Fay

says Maloney will start instead of Cueto tomorrow. Cueto has “flu-like symptoms.” But it’s not swine flu. They checked. (!)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

do they know if it's...

swine flu!

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 16, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit.

even when you don’t make grammatical mistakes, Gray will still get you

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Sep 16, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yorman Bazardo

is just an all around wonderful name. He deserves to win.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 16, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

he's not her man, he's not my man

he’s yor man

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 16, 2009 6:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

boooooo, rec'd

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gray will want to edit OchoCinco's latest tweet, but it is very funny

OGOchoCinco: Yankees had a brawl in there game against the bluejays, wouldn’t they win easily since half of them are on roids, I’m just saying(Yankees)

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 16, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I like that he got to the end and realized that it was unclear

so he added (Yankees).

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 16, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just noticed that Fya wrote that Janish said

"It’s time to put up or shut out."

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 16, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, I saw that

At least he didn’t say “It’s time to put out or shut up.”

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good point.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 16, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to try that line on chan tonight

if i don’t post on here for a couple of days, please call the cops

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 16, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

go hal!!!!

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 16, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

oh crap

the luckiest man on the face of the earth line. not good times.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 16, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he wasn't putting a ring on a finger at the time

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

FSHouston just had a nice feature on Hal

It was probably the same one FSOhio is probably showing

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Sep 16, 2009 6:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

votto walks in the first inning

mark it

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 16, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

or the third

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 16, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the Dusty Dog House

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 16, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm wondering if he's injured

They didn’t use him in the outfield in Louisville. He just DH’ed.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

he played a few games in the OF

but yeah, he mostly DH’d. but if he was hurt, wouldnt the Fay be all up ons that?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 16, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gomes

boom, downtown.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 16, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

thought

what about the Reds hiring Hal McCoy to write for them, a la Geoff Hobson for the Bengals?

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 16, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

true

but the Reds could easily afford his salary in addition to Sheldon.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 16, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not even really having a bad game.

…but I’m so ready for the Justin Lehr Experience to be over.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Sep 16, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

dont run on Stubbs/Janish

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 16, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

im kinda disappointed

there isnt a bigger crowd here tonight for hal mccoy night.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 16, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

uh, boy

Embarrassing moment for Cherry. He slipped on the warning track and fell on his butt. This was near the left field line, and the CFer had to come over and get the ball.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

He's a Yankee

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Sep 16, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he just let a soft grounder go through his legs

:-P

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

Jeter and A-Rod don’t have sleepovers any more.

Though I wouldn’t be shocked if it turned out Jeter was gay.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fast mo, slow mo, any kind of mo

I mean, he HAD to have known how that commercial sounded, right? Right?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 16, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

He and Joey Votto will get married. (It’s legal in Canada!) That would be so sweet.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Without sports

This wouldn’t be disgusting.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 16, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

You’re against mixed marriages?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's anti-Italian.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Sep 16, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brilliance

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stubbs 2009 = Dickerson 2008?

Could bode well for a CF platoon in 2010.
I still like Dickerson better and hope Stubbs starts in AAA next year to get ab’s. Unless he can keep performing well enough to convince Walt to eat WT’s 4 mil.

by mdccclxix on Sep 16, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW

I’m embarrassed that I missed the main story in tonight’s game thread. Sorry, Hal. I blame the medication.

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Sep 16, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

good for you!

looks like you picked a better glory hole than BK or me.

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Sep 16, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If anyone knows the glory holes around Louisville, I guess it'd be you

Is it in the 21C bathroom? I didn’t notice it, but I wasn’t looking.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 16, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

somebody was

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 16, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

POW, right in the kisser!

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

for those who don't know

21C is a shwanky hotel/restaurant/bar/art gallery with tons of modern art/soft porn everywhere. $8 drink kind of place.

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 16, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am...

Had to walk out of biochem and then threw up…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Sep 16, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

For all Red Reporters in the DC area

The Borders on 18th and L does NOT have “The Machine.” They did have a lot of copies of something called “Game Six,” but discerning readers should accept no substitutes.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 16, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I got an email tonight from somebody asking me if I'm interested in receiving a copy of the book "Game Six"

I really want to email back and say, “Is that the one where the Red Sox won the World Series?”

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Sep 16, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

screw you

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

But still had an 86 year long winless streak

The more I think about it, the more it bothers me. The White Sox AND the Cubs both had longer droughts. The Red Sox only had the third longest drought, and the other two teams that had gone longer without winning were both in the same city! But did Chicagoans make nearly the fuss, even though they had much better reason to? No.

God, fuck Boston fans, with something hard and sandpapery.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 16, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

screw you

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi kids

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 16, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah!!

So has anyone picked up the Machine yet?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Sep 16, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

waiting until Sunday

so that I can get Poz to sign it for me

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Sep 16, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bought it Saturday

Finished it on Monday. I wish Poz was coming up to Dayton. I won’t be able to get down to Cincy this weekend.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Sep 16, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

screw you

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap

Keppinger? Really?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, but

I think it’s not so much that Keppy’s a home run hitter. It’s that Lehr is serving up meatballs.

It’s souvenir baseball night at GABP!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was feeling depressed and i thought...

hey, maybe baseball will cheer me up. so i turned on the reds. that was a mistake.

by Daedalus on Sep 16, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

watch some ufc

it’s fun!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 16, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody watched that show Glee?

Is it any good?

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Sep 16, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched the pilot and the first episode

I don’t know if I can admit to liking it and still retain my manhood.

It’s got potential.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Sep 16, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

saw the pilot in the spring

i’ll probably catch it on hulu at some point, but it didn’t strike me as a “must watch.”

by thevole on Sep 16, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's hard to pigeonhole

Quirky musical comedy peppered with teen (and adult) angst

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Sep 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was the only new show that looked like it had potential beside Flash Forward.

 That’s why I was interested in it. Didn’t realize it had started already.

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Sep 16, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I flip back and forth on scorning its un-subtleness

and adoring the sincere parts and the musical theatre aspect.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Sep 16, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

does it get funny at all?

I’m watching it online…nary a chuckle yet.

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Sep 16, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most of the cheerleading coach's scenes are pretty funny.

But other than that, I think a lot of the humor is just supposed to be how over the top the drama is.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Sep 16, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Jane Lynch is good

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Sep 16, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

child, please!

it dont get no more Midwest than Ohio! we invented that shit!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 16, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i only lived in cincy until i was 13

but i still identify with it more than any other place i’ve lived.

by thevole on Sep 16, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So sayeth David Cross

“Fuck you, I’m from fuckin’ Bozeman, Montana and that’s the way we talk here!”

“I’m from fuckin’ Juneau, Alaska, and that’s how we do!”

by Brendanukkah on Sep 16, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was going to attribute

but it would have been a little wordy.

(also, he’s right.)

by thevole on Sep 16, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a friend in Ohio

who insists that Ohio is not part of the Midwest. It sounds like that’s something that’s changed over the years.

I think of Michigan as being in the midwest, too, but they claim to be the “champions of the west.”

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

The finance gurus at Automatic Earth picked on a county in Ohio for that reason.

Trumbull, wherever that is.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right here.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 16, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course i have watched it

and of course, i love it

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 16, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i assumed that would be the case

you don’t like the things i do

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Sep 16, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love you

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

best coaching visit for 2009

back to back home runs- coaching visit- 6 pitches 2 ks.
That must have been some quality wordsmithing by Mr. Pole.

by davidmac84 on Sep 16, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds about right

Last Reds pitcher to give up 5 HRs in a game was Brandon Claussen on July 18, 2005 vs. Cubs. Lehr has tied the club record.

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Sep 16, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

woah, mobile commenting is here?

jeepers creepers, how long has that been around? awesome!

by thevole on Sep 16, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey thanks!

work’s been keeping me super busy over the last couple of weeks. But it’s good to be back now that, y’know, all the games are pointless and nobody cares.

by thevole on Sep 16, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh come on, we still had hope in may!

…uh….right guys? Hope? We had that, right?

guys?

by thevole on Sep 16, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Chuck!

Your dead Jay son is in rightfield now.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 16, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay son?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 16, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you referencing the heart-warming necromancy young adult novel "Sabriel"

by Garth Nix? If not, I’m confused.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Sep 16, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

But also Jayson Nix, brother of Laynce.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 16, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop insulting me

Pigfucker.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that book!

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Sep 16, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is even more aggravating

if he’s healthy enough to play, then why the H didnt he start?!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 16, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

guys, i've been out of the loop

why the heck isn’t hannigan starting?

by thevole on Sep 16, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

oh for christ's sake...

it’s like he’s doing all he can to fuck the team.

by thevole on Sep 16, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe his neck is still bothering him

Dusty said he was going to play Hanigan every day. But he seems to have fallen into the black hole Janish escaped from. Why would Dusty say he was going to play him if he wasn’t? I gotta think he’s injured or something.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

In his defense...

he’s managed to do more to fuck the team in the past, so no. I don’t think he’s doing all he can.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 16, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least the front office has done good

sitting willy, trading sea bass and, fuck it, I’m starting to like rolen.

by thevole on Sep 16, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

tie game

Are you guys going to do the extra innings thing again? Seems like it happens a lot.

by ol Pete on Sep 16, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

We're about to take the lead!

Though it’s incredibly likely that we’ll surrender it again. We’re not blessed with a right fielder that reminds us to never do that.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 16, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god

these mlb.tv ads are driving me insane. how is it that each one is more annoying than the last? the only one I like is the umpire camp ad. because I like yelling “hey ump!” over and over again.

by thevole on Sep 16, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

You don't say?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh snap!

troy? I have family in Troy! Word to Troy, Ohio!

by thevole on Sep 16, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taken in the parking lot of Ash's new home

Couldn’t pass up the chance to get a pic.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 16, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've been on fire with the aniGIFs lately

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have a common theme

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 16, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

O RLY?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mary from Peter, Paul and Mary died

Don’t think anyone had her in the bereavement pool

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Sep 16, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

It was really Bob Dylan's death

It was just her interpretation of it, but it was more widely covered.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 16, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our first two batters reach, El Nino Destructor walks

And Fulchino still strikes out the side. Bah.

At least we have the lead.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 16, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Brantley strikes again

I loved how Brantley gave credit to Rolen for the wild pitch that allowed Votto to score and Phillips to hustle over to third.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Sep 16, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce needs to hang it up this year

He has looked terrible in his two at bats tonight.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Sep 16, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Willy Taveras needs to hang it up forever

he has looked terrible in his 395 at bats this year

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 16, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone notice that

Willy T went on the DL on August 15th with the “hamstring” injury and he hasn’t been brought back yet? Do you think that Walt is actually Dusty-proofing teh line-up?

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 16, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

I think the DL stint was punishment for Willy not hustling. The Reds hadn’t made that quick a decision on the DL all year.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Sep 16, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this move by Walt

And I actually thought it was punishment for being horrible at baseball.

Although he didn’t give the job to Stubbs, keeping Willy T and his “veternness” on the DL movivates Stubbs to steal the job. Let’s not forget that Stubbs moved slow in the system and many people thought he was a bust.

I say Stubbs is our full-time CF and lead-off hitter next year.

by Dave from Louisville on Sep 16, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't hold your breath DAve

All of the important guys:
Brantley, Doc Rogers, sMarty, Walt and Dusty all say that Stubbs:
1. Has too many hol;es in his swing
2. Strikes out too much
3. Doesn’t produce RBIs
4. Can’t Bunt
5. Refuses to date Dusty’s daughter

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 16, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweep

Yay

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Sep 16, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Fans

Anothyer win for the Reds..they’re pretty good when the pressure is off and the opposing pitchers suck..but hey a win is a win and speaking of winning/….

THe BAMM Team bowled its way to a 7 point sweep tonight
I must admit my contributions were marginal although I bowled a 181 in the last game.

Meanwhile what the doggone heck is going on with dusty…I guess it must early ST..Taintum playing, no Jay Bruce…Gomes removed..

Well sorry I missed the festivities…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 16, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I could bowl two or three games and not total 181

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

"That's pretty strong, son!"

I love you, Pic.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim Day is slowly morphing into Mr. Rogers

You heard it here first.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Back--I was at the Park for this one

The Reds have nbow won the last 4 games I’ve attended. I should dorp everything and go down for the next few.

There is a problem for me, though. Each time I come back I feel guilty for something I yelled. 5 homeruns can make you a little off-color.

It’s greatto see a sweep. Phillips did great, Votto did well, Stubbs was strong. Brantley can take his talk somehwere else. We should probably trade him for his weight in barbecue which would be an impressive 700+ pounds.

by Red_Poodle on Sep 16, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

typos are all honest mistakes

I can’ use the drunk excuse. bThat reminds me, there were some ladies behind me commenting on the looks of the players. Janish got an honorable mentoipn. H

by Red_Poodle on Sep 16, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL'd, rec'd

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

and who got first place?

Arroyo?
BP?
Votto?
Bruce?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 17, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you can use the drunk excuse.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Sep 17, 2009 8:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

what did you yell?

Enquiring minds want to know!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 16, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't even remember

I just have the vague feeling I should be ashamed for some things like kindly asking Kaz Matsui to return to the Japanese league and calling for the swift removal of Lehr.

I actually like Lehr, but those 5 homeruns just really were too much. Brendanukkah has shown in the recap that it tied a club lead!

Also, yelling at umpires. I know they’re doing their jobs, but I can’t help but get upset with them.

I think it’s mainly realizing that some little kids may have heard some colorful language that makes me feel a little guilty.

I don’t hold a candle to the Lance Bekman hecklers though. Tonight, there was a Hunter Pence heckling crowd. I think they got to him a little bit.

by Red_Poodle on Sep 17, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you really

tell Kaz Matsui to go back to Japan?

That’s racist!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 17, 2009 7:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

It does sound a bit racist,

I actually said I wish he’d go back to the Japanese league, so we wouldn’t have to deal with him. I also said something about Lehr going back to Korea, so I think that probably sounded a bit racist too lol

by Red_Poodle on Sep 17, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you going Sunday?

I always like to put a face to the nick, but be forewarned……I will have the devil child with me.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 16, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol! devil child?

no, probably not going to be down on the weekend. I’m probably going to be out of town again.

Maybe you can help them win in my place, though.

by Red_Poodle on Sep 17, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I defer to obc or Pops in my assessment, I dare either of them to argue

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 17, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about Cincinnati Reds. Community Guidlines

FanShots

Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.

Recent FanShots

Brandon Phillips in Decline?
You say, "Zavada" I say, "Rapada"...
Glenn Braggs Strike Two Broken Bat
Let the Schoenfield Hating Begin!
Adrian Cardenas just got DFA'd.
Mat Lato's Caravan Interview (Video)
Reds reach Minor League deal with Jeff Francis | reds.com: News
"He’s a guy I’ve always liked," Baker said. "I think he’s a great addition...
Johnnie B. Baker and the Legend of Knifey-Spoony
Reds sign Ryan Ludwick

+ New FanShot All FanShots >


Bench Coaches

Img00487-20110618-1949_small jch24

How-thomas-the-tank-engine-works-11_small BK

Ken_fish_called_wanda_small ken

Zombie-mlb_small Charlie Scrabbles

340x_charliesheen_small Kevin Mitchell is Batman

Untitled_small nycredsfan

5851799_small FordhamRam

Lurch_small UncleWeez

Beat Reporters

Jinaz-reds-avatar_small JinAZ

Turtle17_small Thundering Turtle

Small riverfront76

Piñata_small kcgard2