Game 145 Thread: Astros at Reds
by Slyde on Sep 15, 2009 5:00 PM EDT
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Houston Astros at Cincinnati Reds, Sep 15, 2009 7:10 PM EDT
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Roy Oswalt has as many losses in just 2 starts against Kip Wells as he does in 29 starts against the Reds. Maybe the Reds have found their Oswalt stopper? Actually, the shine could be off of ol' Roy O already as he has failed to get a win in 3 starts against the Reds this season. In fact, the Astros are just 1-2 in those three games. Has the spell been broken?
After losing 23 of 30 to the Astros in 2007 and 2008, the Reds have won 8 of 11 and a win tonight will capture the season series for the Reds for the first time since 2006. The Reds have also won 5 games in a row at home, their longest home win streak since winning 9 in a row at home in May, 2008.
The roster news for tonight is that Laynce Nix will be back in the lineup. He has been reactivated from the DL and is playing LF this evening. Embarrassed by the lack of "Y" in his name, Lance Berkman was a late scratch from the lineup. Jay Bruce is also back in the lineup tonight.
Just 17 more wins to capture the first winning season since 2000. It's an exciting time to be a Reds fan!
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I feel very confident with Kip Wells going up against Oswalt. Maybe I’ll invade Russia in the dead of winter.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 15, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna go up against a Sicilian
…when DEATH is on the line!
by Brendanukkah on Sep 15, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll get in a land war in Asia.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
by ZJiff30 on Sep 16, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking about invading Russia and Africa
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
by justin007000 on Sep 15, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not bad, unless you're Mussolini
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Land war. In Asia. Let's do it.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many folks here have Risk board games?
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just one?
I saw a group (including a girl!) playing Magic: the gathering at school today. They thought I was making fun of them when I expressed interest. I guess the boat shoes threw them off from my inner nerdiness
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ukraine is weak!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I always liked that country
Just because it was so big on the Risk map. And it was a pretty color.
(Not that I ever really knew how to play Risk)
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty flag, too
powder blue and yellow…chargers colors, if you will
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's up with Berkman?
It’s good for us because he’s a Reds killer, but it is strange. Maybe those hecklers got to him last night
by Red_Poodle on Sep 15, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
one of my favorite Yankees blogs
gave The Machine a plug today.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 5:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
go us
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Sep 15, 2009 5:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The rest of the lineup
Drew Stubbs cf
Paul Janish ss
Joey Votto 1b
Brandon Phillips 2b
Scott Rolen 3b
Jay Bruce rf
Laynce Nix lf
Corky Miller c
Kip Wells p
vs. Roy Oswalt
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 5:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So no more Gomes, eh?
Makes sense. He sucks!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Sep 15, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm really curious
about what they’re going to do with the outfield next year.
Are they really going to keep Taveras? Probably, since he’s getting so much money. Roster’s going to be crowded with outfielders, though, unless players are nontendered or traded.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
convert Dickerson to Shorstop!
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Slyde and BK
If I’m still not sick, am I in the clear?
by jsl413 on Sep 15, 2009 5:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
are you justin?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
shouldnt that be justyn?
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps.
I felt better this morning, but have been coughing all afternoon. I’m still not sure what the hell is going on.
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by BK on Sep 15, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oink flu
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Add me to the list of sick RRers
we all really should stop having those all-night makeout sessions in Madville’s garage.
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by nycredsfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that where boobs' couch ended up?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny stuff
florida is favored by 30 over tennessee this weekend
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch,
My neighbor is a Vol. We have a bet this year about the Vols. v. Dawgs game. If Tennessee wins, I have to wear one of my wife’s dresses that happens to be that sissy-assed Tennessee orange for the rest of the day as we go to redneck bars. If the Dawgs win (when they win), he has to wear my wife’s Georgia red, 5 inch pumps, black leg warmers and red skirt to those same bars.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 15, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
georgia will win that game
you’re safe
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
easy money, pops
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remind me of this game beforehand please
I would like pics.
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Hampton is having surgery
and will miss the 2010 season.
that dude misses a lot of time
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what do you miss?
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sukr posting here
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
USC singing Lean on me is totally gay
and lame
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kip Wells vs. Roy Oswalt?
i wish there was a football game on tonight
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOU 14 CIN 3
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
There’s pre-season hockey.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll take that into consideration :-)
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah it must be dog at the ballpark night
that would suck
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
more stink than usual at GABP
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why isn't Barker in the lineup?
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
cumb'd
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
four pitch walk to start the game!
hot damn!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dog shit!
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean...horse shit?
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
screw you!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
30 IP 20 BB
wells is da shit.
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
plenty of good seats still available out in right field
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so
Where’s Sam LeCure when you need him?
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
getting ready for the dominican league!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
kip wells might wanna throw over to first a time or two
already given up 3 stolen bases
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thats not bad in comparison
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
these guys love some corky miller
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by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
corky miller is one ugly dude
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who turned on the merry go round?
on pace for 27 steals tonight, what’s the alltime mlb record in 9 innings?
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the Astros are running like crazy on Wells and the Corkster
and now im going to do something else.
ooooohhhhhhhh fuck you tHom. he’s saying “dont blame the Corkster!!” fucking hell.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
...I'm going to go ahead and blame the Corkster
maybe not as much as Kip, but still.
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
September Reds baseball sure is fun
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOU gets a FG in the first
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we're being small-balled to death
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thom is such a liar
they always talk about ryan hanigan’s percentage thrown out
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by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he leads the league!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame it on the boogie.
Oh, and hi. ’tHan, I will be in your neck of the woods tomorrow, would you like me to bring your beer?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what time?
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be at World of Sports around 7:00 I think
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope i won't be able to meet you
can i just pick it up thursday?
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That works, no biggie
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cool!
how much moneys should i bring?
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
$20 per
You had a case of each, right?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
20 bucks for some cans?
you got robbed!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're tellin' me.
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
midnight
he’s the guy dressed all in black and riding a unicorn.
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they make assless chaps in black?
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
By definition, wouldn't all chaps be assless?
/ATM machine’d :)
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And since you're both there
What time are we leaving Saturday? I say we meet at Chez obc, just gimme a time.
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought 3 was the plan
that gives us time to watch UK beat louisville!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
UK is gonna beat L'Ville like they owe them money
I have no interest in watching that shit. FUCK YOU BOBBY PETRINO.
(I’m not bitter, no sir)
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
UK is a 14 point favorite
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not enough
I’ll go with 35-13 UK.
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know if ACORN is hiring?
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
More like Grat American DOG Park tonight, amirite???
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shouldnt this be Drewwwwwwwwwwwwwww?
(seeing as how i have a son named Drew)
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well shit
maybe Stubbs should play vs Oswalt more often
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
as should Janish
double machine
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa
Is Roy Oswalt finally falling off?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he's having an outlier season
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had an outlier season last year myself, I can empathize
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i warned you to protect the dish, shorten your stroke
but you had to flay away, swing from your heels and try for the long ball.
c’mon, Wily mo… discipline!
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy cow
First pitch swinging pays off.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good start
Oswalt is goinbg to bear down on Votto, though
by Red_Poodle on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
I bought Wolverine on Blu Ray today, still haven’t seen it.
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
have you seen your heterosexuality?
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah it went out the door
when he saw hugh jackman’s abs
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I;; go rent Wolverine wen I go searching for dessert
I was banking on that being shown on my flight back from WA but it wasn’t. They showed the “Soloist”.
by Red_Poodle on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP owns Oswalt
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i say this every time
but we’re going to get oswalt this time
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by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It looks a lot more promising than usual, that's for sure
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rolen gets a sac fly
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
good call, rec'd
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bruce grounds to 2nd?
double or nothing
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
bruce strikes out
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by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn. nice
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by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
creepy
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say we burn him, just to be safe
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im done for tonight
i predict a “4” speech this weekend for the Trifecta.
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can he
predict that I win Mega Millions first?
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone have dessert recommendations?
I can’t decide whether I should go with cheesecake, a sundae or something else entirely.
by Red_Poodle on Sep 15, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sunday
but only if the hot fudge is separate, and, well, hot.
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had
apple pie. With ice cream.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tHan says chocolate cake
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm leaning towards pie or cake
I’ll see what I can find.
by Red_Poodle on Sep 15, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if the box of Big League Chew
comes with a Votto-clone ;)
by Red_Poodle on Sep 15, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you were wrong!
you suck at predictions!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gobi
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
better than the sahara?
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CUPCAKES!
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by BK on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
those look good
they used to sell Reds cookies at the busken bakeries in Remkes, but that stopped fast. They were important cookies for rallies.
by Red_Poodle on Sep 15, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that may or may not be racist
does Urbandictionary say anything about cookies?
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
frisch's has the pumpkin pies again!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i had one last week!
yum!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ive always liked the gobi
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by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
better than the sahara?
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is BubbaFan around?
This may be the BFiest article ever, if any of the people quoted are Rice alums.
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Corky Miller is hitting .135, wow
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A little lower now
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a little bit softer now
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
question of the night
what’s your current streak re: not vomiting? (illness first then drinking)
i at a decade for illness and two decades for drinking.
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
care for a black and white cookie?
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yummm
can we get one of those for dessert?
For me: 2 years for illness and 4 for drinking
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't hate playa
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm pretty happy with myself tonight
top of the third and i’ve already worked in 2 seinfeld references
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're so sane you've blown my mind
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'm the only one who got the first one
and rec’d it accordingly
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by BK on Sep 15, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes you did!
appreciat’d
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got it
but didn’t quite get around to recing it
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
14 minutes
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
11 years illness, 3 days drinking
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by BK on Sep 15, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 years drinking, 6 months illness
slowly discovering you have a peanut intolerance is not fun, BTW
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by nycredsfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
illness: a month or so ago i ate dairy, and it didn't work out so well for me
drinking: gameworks bitches!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many damned food allergies do we have around here?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm allergic to melons
Also squash, pumpkins, and cucumbers, which are closely related to melons, as you might guess if you’ve ever grown them.
I can eat them cooked or pickled, but not raw.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you said melons
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and said cucumbers, too!
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cucumber gis
surprisingly it takes until the second page to get dirty
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Turkish,
the word for Cucumber is so dirty that it’s never said. Instead, all the stores say they sell “Salad things”
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm allergic to mustard and coffee, go figure
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's weird
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
together?
That’s gross
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either one causes very bad things to happen
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
I guess that would explain why you don’t like pizza.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or Lasagna
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard to say.
The last time I threw up, it was after drinking half a bottle of some wild turkey honey-bourbon liqueur mixed with half and half.
So, I was sick, either because I drank too much or because I’m lactose intolerant. Probably both, though. I threw up both before and after a job interview that morning, btw.
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by andromache on Sep 15, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you get the job?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
inquiring minds want to know
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the interview was with an Emetophiliac
so yeah she got the job
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup. They looked past my glazed expression and sickly sweat.
And were kind enough to judge me on my meaningless paper credentials.
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by andromache on Sep 15, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit this conversation is awful
it’s about what kind of fish brantley stocks his pond with.
tHom says it is “very interesting” but he is wrong
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I had to turn them off
I can’t listen to those two together. Worst crew of all.
Definitely a good argument.
by Slyde on Sep 15, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooooohhhh, Major League or The Sandlot?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
major league by a country mile
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
major league...still
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
with Bad News Bears thrown in?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
easily
id say the top 4 overall are Major League, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham and A League of Their Own.
But Bang the Drum Slowly is underrated, right Mads?
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All good movies, but The Sandlot deserves a mention there
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know what?
a current version of The Lou Gehrig Story would be a damn good flick.
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or yet another yankees suckfest
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i might not be objective
it was one of my favorite books from my childhood. its a great story with an amazing ending. but…..im here to tell you its unlucky to state “today i consider myself the luckiest man in the world” when writing your own wedding vows.
that’s good advice.
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
awesome.
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no you di'int
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao
surely you understand statements made prior to chicks going batshit crazy. how do they hide that so well?
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look, I don't know your life.
But whenever any of man I know has ever said this, the girl was obviously batshit from the beginning.
This includes the sequential boyfriends (I’m going to say…4?) of one of my high school friends who were all best friends themselves.
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by andromache on Sep 15, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
men are good at ignoring red flags
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can wait the 3-5 days
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
KazMatsuit with a homerun
I like that as a nickname for him btw
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
golf shot
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
get in the hole!
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"the dude that killed the chicken and stuff" ~ Brantley
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
think Brantley chokes chickens to kill them?
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
brantley's a chicken choker!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
great at bat by Bruce
good to see him going the opposite way.
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by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i just downloaded an autotune app
i might not be around the rest of the night
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by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ohhhhh shit
that is so cool
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its called "I am T-Pain"
it’s 2.99
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
does it come with fuckable mermaid
to complete the T-Pain experience?
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i spent the first five minutes just seeing what it would sound like when i said "Poseidon, Look at meeeeeee"
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by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so heartless
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, what was the screen locking app for the storm called again?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the app for a blackberry storm that locks the touch screen while you are on a call
Weren’t you the one telling me about it?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
why would you need an app for that?
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because my prominent cheekbones hit "mute", "end call", "flash", etc.
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think the iPhone blacks out the touchscreen when the phone is brought to your face
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SwipeLock is the one I use
Definitely a good argument.
by Slyde on Sep 15, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that a dora app?
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you see swiper the fox?
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whose Responsible This?
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Third, I am what they call the best of the best, so mock all you want, but I have my fans, and they lvoe my stories!!!!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EE just homered off Mitre
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's a lot of unfulfilled potential in one matchup
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know sergio?
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think
the Yanks are kicking themselves for letting Brett Tomko go.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why? Because they're in the thick of the playoff chase?
When you have the best record in baseball with 18 games left, I think you can afford to not sweat the 5th starter.
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're not really in the thick of the chase
It’s pretty much over in the AL East. Even the wildcard looks pretty much settled.
But the post-season is a different story, as you no doubt know. Having a strong starting rotation is the name of the game there. The Yankees’ starting pitching is questionable. Joba is on a strict pitch count, which lately has meant he’s left after three innings. They’re supposed to be stretching him out, but he’s not pitching all that well. Pettitte has shoulder pain and they’re skipping his next start. AJ is scarily inconsistent. Like the girl with the curl, when he’s good, he’s very good, when he’s bad, he’s horrid. Sabathia has been solid, but some are worried that he can’t hack it in the post-season. In any case, they need more than one reliable starter.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose I'm just grumbly about the 90+ wins and all.
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They oughta get him out of there.
Hey. Sergio. It’s getting kinda hot in there.
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by andromache on Sep 15, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said, hey
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by BK on Sep 15, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dickie V
Dick Vitale is on the radio with Marty right now.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
by redandblue on Sep 15, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now he's with tHom on the TV
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if his very presence in GABP is making dogs howl
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can @people on facebook now
I’m not sure what to do with this information.
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You got your facebook in my twitter!
You got your twitter in my facebook!
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by BK on Sep 15, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's rec'd for referencing a classic ad and sounding dirty!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tHom says "no doubt" Janish grew up watching oswalt
of course Oswalt is just 5 years older than Janish
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
but Janish has the maturity of a RRer, maybe?
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Janish
the doubles machine.
What was the injury delay?
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ROLEN ROLEN ROLEN
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought Rolen was a good baserunner?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not good
the best
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting out at third is going to ratchet this rally up to 11, just you watch.
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by andromache on Sep 15, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Berry tell him to do that?
because that was pretty stupid
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Sep 15, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Votto and Janish each have two doubles?
that’s eight total bases between them!
by Red_Poodle on Sep 15, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey! now I can't reply anymore either!
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by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
boobs is so tricky!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's retarded
boobs broke the internet. Way to go, boobs.
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i rec'd it and everything
and now it’s gone
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
echo
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
echo
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I vote for DRH
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i got a new rap up
it’s called “Mark Berry: Stop or go.” The album drops on tuesday
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
But it is Tuesday!
God knows where this will end up, probably in the Reposter.
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was amazingly fast
I love it, and Kanye would probably say it’s the best thing ever
by Red_Poodle on Sep 15, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you've got a real gift
and now you’re out 3 bucks
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gamestop sponsors a racing team?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
EE just got plunked.
I don’t think it was intentional. Mitre would never have hit him if he was actually aiming at him.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey the Bengals are hiring!
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Sep 15, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Three doubles for Janish
Hmmm
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by cesarhernandez on Sep 15, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
holy crap
That’s unreal.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the hell?
this ad is worse than inside the nfl.
i’ll never buy an lg phone
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it doesn't even display correctly
it’s just an orange border with a little of the corner of the cell phone
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and by orange i mean purple
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
here we go
top of the 8th. Represent!
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by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i can't listen to these anymore or i'll wake the baby!
they will be a treat for work tomorrow!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Staff meeting!
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by BK on Sep 15, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that what you guys are calling it these days?
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by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey gang after a tough night of cleaning house with Mrs. M
I check in to find us winning again…and two of my personal favorites in the lineup
Jay and Lance..
Kind of sounds like the beginning of a gay porn story..
Jay and Laynce were frolicking on the beach when a large man of color happened by…
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Sep 15, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's racist!
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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
depends on the color...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Sep 15, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And they said, "hey jch, what are you doing here?"
That’s when the cops showed up…..
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cordero time
I love the bottom of the inning when we are at home
by AQUABOOGIE on Sep 15, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is oswalt the pitcher of record?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i guess not
i havent really been paying attention
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Large man of color
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Sep 15, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear god I hope that's CGI
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who you trying to rally on, ese? Don't you know I'm CoCo?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I occasionally work for Lumber Liquidators
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That makes no sense
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea
had to use the powers of the keyboard to spread broad confusion
by AQUABOOGIE on Sep 15, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You and I shall be fast friends
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWO!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
J. Keppinger
Go brandon! get outta here punk!!!!
by AQUABOOGIE on Sep 15, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate to see a hit, but it's nice that Booney gets an AB
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That said, blow 97 mph heat up his ass CoCo
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he'll start tomorrow
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Sep 15, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did he get some love from the fans?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Standing O, according to c twitter
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Sep 15, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
awwww....
That’s sweet!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a big ovation, at least from what I could tell
It was nice.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one belongs to the Reds!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JCH and Laynce were frolicking on the beach when a large man of color happened by
Laynce: “Oh My”
JCH ’ that said blow some heat up his ass"
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Sep 15, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
alright
this fsn poll blows. i want to be on the record to say that the sandlot kinda sucks. and it’s from my generation. ive never really liked it. and “You’re killing me smalls” is the most overused phrase from any baseball movie. Bleh!
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Sep 15, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget the great classic baseball movies:
The Winning Team – the Grover Cleveland Alexander Story
and of course 
Monty Stratton lives again.
And this one which was a favorite of mine as a kid 
The jimmy Piersal Story
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Sep 15, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Sandlot doesn't suck
I agree that “you’re killin’ me smalls” is overused by douchebags everywhere, but in my opinion that film represents a true love of baseball, especially for those of us whom it took a little more effort to find our niche. I could connect with the kid in the movie, loving the game so much yet not quite having the physical talent to make it far. I was fortunate enough to be around many baseball announcers who in an overall sense struck me the same way.
The Sandlot is a simple movie, aimed at a simple feeling. I happen to have that ideological love of baseball where “anything can happen”, where we’ll drop the hammer on the kids who think they’re better than us, and most of all, we’ll have the best time of our lives doing it. God I wish I had the pure innocent love of baseball that I had at ten years old.
That’s what that movie represents.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i liked the sandlot a lot better before your defense of it
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In what scientists are calling "totally awesome"
My roomate just opened two growlers and dared me to finish the growler and the crossword puzzle before he finished dinner and his growler. To the victor goes the spoils: Another growler!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
basebrawl
Bench-clearing brawl in the Bronx. Melancon is always wild, and tonight he plunked a Jay. Not intentional. He’s just a kid with no control. But the Jays took it personal. Threw behind Posada. Wrong guy to throw at. He’s a big-time red ass. He ended up scoring…and elbowed the pitcher as he crossed the plate. Posada was ejected immediately, but instead of leaving, he charged the pitcher and tackled him like an NFL linebacker. Benches cleared. Girardi was in the middle of it, and will probably have a black eye tomorrow. Joba and CC were in the middle of it, too. Jeter was as well, but he was trying to stop the fight.
I think the funniest thing was seeing Edwar Ramirez dragging Rod Barajas away. Edwar weighs about 150 lbs soaking wet. He looks like he’d float away in a stiff breeze. And he was holding back the 250 lb, kicking, swearing, punching Barajas.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
when i saw the fight
i thought the guy dragging barajas was a ball boy
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
an easy mistake to make
Edwar’s so thin they have trouble finding uniforms small enough.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Sep 15, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to get on an RR Burger outing, stat.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Sep 15, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was watching BBT highlights of the ongoing Rockies/SF game trying to lie to myself
but I have to admit, Barry Zito might be a little better looking than Bronson.
by Red_Poodle on Sep 16, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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