RR Burger Stop #whatthehellever

by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 12:12 AM EDT Comment 59 comments

Hi kids! Here we are once again, trying to decide where to have this week's RR Burger Tour. Myself, obc, BK, & Ash are in as always,

obc apparently decided we're judging Mt. Adams Bar & Grill this week. Fuck those guys I say. How do I insert a jump again? No? FAIL.

I humbly submit Rohrer's Tavern as an alternative. This recommendation comes from an incredibly trusted source, so there ya go.

I ask you RR, where should we go? Oh and BTW the only votes that count are those of the participants plus any of the following - Slyde, JD(grandfathered), farney, 'tHan, Mads(since your dumb ass won't show), Excalib8(same as Mads, I'm calling you out), and Caleb just because Caleb has put up with all of our shenanigans after seeing a great dream turn into a dick and fart joke. God Bless you and JD. :)

I've edited this three times. I give up.

Poll

FOR GODDAMNED SAKE HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO ADD THIS POLL FOR IT TO TAKE? WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TAKE 2 YEARS OFF MY LIFE THIS WEEK?

Rohrer's Tavern

5 votes

Mt Adams Bar & Grill

12 votes

17 votes | Poll has closed

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fuck

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh yeah, there's a time limit

We’ll accept the poll results as fact at 1:00nPM Wednesday, September16, 2009.

So there ya go.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Th extra n is for "sexy"

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I vote Mt. Adams

Because that other place is as easy to say as “Rural Juror.”

by Brendanukkah on Sep 15, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I say your vote counts just because your cute

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

20 home runs if you want to impress me, slugger

by Brendanukkah on Sep 15, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Define "home runs" sir

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ruhhr-juhhrr?

Roar Her, Gem Her?

Oral Germ Whore?

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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There we go, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Is this Burgertime get-to-gether on Thursday evening?

What time?
You know I’ll have to make up some lam-eass excuse to get out of work early..to think I’d risk my livelihood..well yes I’d do that to hang with Ash and BK and fer sher Slyde and obc and Caleb and well dogogne it all of you guys…

But if its Wednesday I’ll be bowling.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 15, 2009 4:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

If it's Friday, there's a slight chance I could make it.

But burgers on Friday might be against the rules. I may hit TTC by myself anyway since I may not get the opportunity any time soon.

by Brian B on Sep 15, 2009 12:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

wow

Me extremely tired + beer = a special kind of stupid.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 7:57 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs

Thurday? What is the Time?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 15, 2009 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

we figured we'd meet for lunch

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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Easy

He’s just adherring the Fixodent at that hour.

We definitely dine at dusk, Mads.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 12:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

Mt. Adams is running away with this

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 15, 2009 10:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

this is probably

the worst FanPost™ this site has seen in a long time. hang your head J.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 15, 2009 10:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Definitely a good comment.

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 15, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

definitely a good reply to my comment

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 15, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Worst. Fanpost. Ever.

Definitely a good argument.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 12:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, I suck

The worst part? Due to developments today, I am out for burgers this week. To sum it up, I am a useless jackass. :)

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 11:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

Wow, you are terrible.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 15, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't make it this week either

any chance we can reschedule for next week, or do you all have dad duty?

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Sep 15, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what the hell is going on here?

let’s go to herb and thelma’s!

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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fine with me

H & T’s is best suited to a small outing anywho.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 12:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

Dude

This Fanpost is the literary equivalent of a Quatman’s burger.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 12:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs

So - Thurs. at dusk (7:00pm) at Mt. Adams Bar and Grill

Sounds like a plan…now how to get out of work early…
Swine Flu
Appendicitis
Grandmother died (in 1981)
~~Have to babysit~~ (used)
~~Have to Babesit~~
I’ll figure something out.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 15, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

actually it's 7:30 at herb and thelma's in covington

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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

7:00 i meant

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by 'tHan on Sep 15, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

7:30 works better..Christ on a hubcap...all the way to Covington

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 16, 2009 6:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm back in

The extra work thing fell through, i’ll be there. You’re all overjoyed i’m sure.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 5:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

8:30 at Thurman's

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 15, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hate you with the intensity of a thousand burning suns

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 15, 2009 6:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

but which sun(s)?

some are warmer than others, you know

by Highlifeman21 on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What is at 8:30 at Thurman's

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 16, 2009 6:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

IT IS ALL A MOOT POINT FOR MOI

I can’t get out early so…have fun without me….wah

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 17, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yet he showed up

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 17, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't decide

The Herb burger or the Thelma burger. Hmmmmmm. I’ll ponder it over a class of Hudy 14k.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 17, 2009 4:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

Brilliant choice for Burger Madness

Ash you missed what well may have been the best burger of them all.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 17, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

tHan had TWO burgers

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Sep 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And applesauce!

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 17, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yummy applesauce!

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by 'tHan on Sep 17, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes but one burger was a kiddie burger

This is the only kind of ‘kiddie’ Burger ol’Mads has
:

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 18, 2009 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Arthur's Recap

*Arthur’s delivered a strong burger last evening. tHan and I opted for the Boursin burger with the optional sliced red onion. Optional red onion is always the way to go.

*Midget Voiced Creepy Guy sat directly behind us next to Hipster Doofus Guy(who wore the worlds most garish shorts with a razor thin stripey jacket).

*art’s delivered a burger I could barely take a bite of, it was the tallest burger yet. The fries were easily the worst I’ve had anywhere. The fry cook should be fired for serving them. Seriously. And I aint picky. I was served a plate of bottom of the fryer scrapings. Very poor.

*i was thrilled to learn they’d cook a burger from rare to well done. I happily ordered med rare and received a burger cooked medium. Meh. That said the damn burger was tayyyyyyy-steeeeeee. Props for having grey poupon on the table. +1 for Art.

*mic light $6 pitchers, in hyde park! Bargain.

*lesson: when Mads says he’s 10 minutes away that really means 25+ minutes.

*lesson two: don’t prompt Mads show his calculator to the ditzy women seated at the bar. Camera phones are a bad, bad thing.

*tHan eats applesauce with a fork. Hey dummy, the rest of the world eats it with a spoon! Any predictions on UK/UL this weekend?

*arthur’s wins the worst jukebox music award. Jch and I began guessing which 80’s song would play next upon hearing “Dirty Laundry” by D. Henly. Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down. Sadly we whiffed on each guess. I’m stunned Richard Marx didn’t make an appearance.

*Opening Day @ Herb and Thelma’s was postponed. A sign on the door said “closed today”. Apparently the establishment isn’t open on sundays or various thursdays. I’ve never been to opening day and I was looking forward to the parade. The Pete Rose lookalikes slay me.

*bk was sickey and didn’t attend. Get well soon. Foot fairy.

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by obc2 on Sep 18, 2009 10:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

UK will win, of course

also, I don’t use spoons. I don’t like them. If my food can’t be eaten with a fork or chopsticks, I don’t eat it.

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by 'tHan on Sep 18, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

let me guess

You don’t like soup, either.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 18, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

nope

i’ve got no use for it

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by 'tHan on Sep 18, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They served Skyline three ways with spoons at the Bengals bar on Sunday

Chili with a spoon? Ok. Chili over spaghetti with a spoon? Not so good. I muddled through it. You would have thrown it away like Brady Quinn attempting to pass.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 18, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

or jay cutler!

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by 'tHan on Sep 18, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If I didn't tell you this already, I'm going to be winning a generous sum of money on the fact that Jay Cutler will suck this year

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 18, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's okay, I've already been to Arthur's plenty of times

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Sep 18, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Arhtur's is #2 on the list!

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by 'tHan on Sep 18, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

List

TTC/Gordo’s

Thurmans
Arthur’s
Zolas

Five Guys
Zips
Bards
915

Allyns

Quatmans

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by obc2 on Sep 18, 2009 12:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

correct list

Gordo’s
Arthur’s
Zolas
TTC
5 Guys
Bards

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by 'tHan on Sep 18, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Christ in a helicopter..Correct and correct List

! Arthur’s – Simple yet perfectly cooked and flavorful with a bunch of extra uneccessary herbs and thelma’s
2. Gordo’s - A top notch burger but a bit gourmet for being a ‘burger’. Well presented and tasty
3.Zips – Classic almost perfect local greaseburger..so good I had 2
4,5,6,7 – In any order 5 Guys, Bards. Zola’s TTC -I’ve not had a chancde to eat their burger so I just don’t have an opinion.
2,374th. Squatman’s – One of the magiest burgers I’ve come across in my 60 years of burger eatin’

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 18, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs