Game 108, Thread 3: The game nobody's watching
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT
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I bringed you Stubbz from Louievil.
But I drinked it.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Brantley caught the ball, and now he's going to eat it
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
Put some baba-que sauce on that
Woooo-wee!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
whipped cream and hot sauce on top!
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Oh yeah.
Talk dirty to me.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Wheeeeeee Boy!
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Homer has REALLY got to stop throwing goddamn curvy pitches.
Splitter, Fastball, learn a slider, or relearn the curveball
Nicely done Redlegs
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
Oh my god we look like a baseball team
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Got a guy out at home.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Gonzalez fielded the ball and threw it where he was supposed to
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
First and third, no outs
Lewis got thrown out at the plate to save a run.
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm slightly annoyed by this ...
if this were a Reds/Pirates game, this would be called a boring case of inability and shitty baseball. But since its the Yanks and Sox its THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED IN AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
can't go much longer
Boston is out of pitchers.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Is it nice out?
I bet it’s nice out.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
FURTHER BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
This Sandoval guy does not look like he should be playing baseball
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Or a sumo
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
never judge a book by its cover
unless it’s that one that infers dusty baker is an idiot
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
How many times is Homer's ERA going to go poof due to inherited runners scoring?
God damnit. Every time.
Until the Reds get a manager?
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Until he stops leaving the game with runners on base?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't we have guys that are good at not letting inherited runners score?
Just not when Homer’s pitching, it seems.
Look at the sumo Sandoval's stats
Dude isn’t yet 23 and is tearin’ it up.
How have I not heard of this guy?
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
East Coast bias?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
He eats all the reporters who try to interview him
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
No, he's fattest
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I can see the headline of the NYY-BOS game now..
Beckett, Okajima, Bard, Ramirez, Papelbon, Delcarmen, Saito, Tazawa combine to shut out Yankees in best game ever.
AR- hit
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ignore that
/iphon’d
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The Reds consistently let me down
not too far to fall anymore though, so I’m not too broken up this time. What would be a great gift, though, is if they give Lincecum a no decision, so those ESPN guys can’t talk about how great he is.
I hate to break this to you....
but the the dude is legitimately fucking great.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I haven't been broken up about anything concerning this team since the Pujols grand slam.
Seriously, good on you for being able to muster up something not resembling apathy.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
I can still muster up hatred and anger and good ole fashion rage.
Does that count?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
At this organization?
You betcha.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
now if we can just score a weeks worth of runs in the next two innings...
we can win this !
Nobody listens to Andrew
He was bailing out of the box on nearly every pitch from Affeldt.
Not sure what that was.
Also, I’m watching this game?
Phone's ringing, Dude.
It was all Scott Rolen's Leadership!
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
and A-Gon's hot bat and good glove
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
we're still in it....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 8, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
We're awesome, and there's 800 something comments to prove it
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I noticed a BLee sighting
That’s always good times.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 8, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Try present tense, bitch.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Look who it is! Our old friend
Dude is rockin it this year
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 12:40 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
And justlike that he's gone
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 12:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Affeldt like he helped us out when he was in the game
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Just got back from the greatest date of my life
I’d love a comeback, but frankly that’d just be gravy at this point. At least we haven’t rolled over tonight.b
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Date? With a real woman?
/there’s my best Slyde impression
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey now
When you’re living with your parents one last time everything has a midnight curfew. Hooray for being treated like a high schooler!
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Really?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Yessir
There’s a reason I waste so much goddamn time on this website late at night
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Wait, REALLY?
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
How old are you?
And better yet, are you contributing financially to the household income?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
21. And yes, I work and have renovated both parents houses for free.
But whatever, in a month I’m out permanently and off to join the ranks of unemployed.
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Did you tell her/him/it (hey, you never know and I assume nothing)
about your awesome Internet friends!?
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Unfortunately, she's on Bleed Cubbe Blue
telling everybody there about the worst date she’s ever been on.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Aug 8, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
One slice of fried gold, right here.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Ice cold rec'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
annnd green'd
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Marty screaming about Brandon not hustling.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
He was pissed BP was watching the home run and not running the bases.
He then admitted that he made it to second easily and probably had no shot at a triple.
So, yeah.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Phillips is a gawker, but yeah.
Marty yells first, thinks later. He’s like a girl I used to date.
Can’t remember her name, but she had a thing for Alice in Wonderland references.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
I gave up
I tried catching up, but one errant click fucked me. Let’s go from here.
By the way…..
SBNATION – PLEASE FIX THE HUGE FUCKING PROBLEM THAT EXISTS IN YOUR SOFTWARE. IF I CLICK ON A LINK AND HAVE TO HIT BACK I SHOULD NOT BE RESET TO THE ORIGINAL COMMENTS. I AM MAKING A BOLD STATEMENT.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
O RLY?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I deleted your cookiez, so I could not eated dem.
KTHXBYE.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
in firefox, if you close the tab
and go to history and reopen it from the recently closed tabs section, the unread comments begin where they should
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
some of us do not have the option of using Firefox.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
work computer
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
I can't install anything to the computer.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
or run it off a thumb drive
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I have absolutely no idea what that means.
…so I’d better not try that either. :/
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
you know, one of those little USB flash memory sticks
Firefox is designed so that you can run it off removable storage. Originally, you could run it off a floppy disk. I don’t think that’s possible any more, but you can run it off a flash drive.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah, that's what's called a terminable offense in most employee handbooks
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
really?
We have pretty restrictive policies at my office, but we’re encouraged to use thumb drives.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
And run apps off them?
If so your IT staff is incompetent at best, criminal at worst.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Incompetent I could believe
They once sent out a warning about the “Good Times” virus to the entire organization.
But we’re allowed to run applications. Word macros, typing games, various engineering apps downloaded from the Internet. MP3s and videos are blocked from downloading, but not executables.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Oh, ok. I call 'em jump drives for some reason...
And like jch said, that would possibly get me shitcanned. I’m getting a new personal computer in the next month or so, so I’ll definitely be moving on from IE.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, man, the days of Netscape Navigator...
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think this thing is still running IE6, so... yeah. Awesome.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
The point is
That’s not an answer. I brought it up shortly after the conversion, and I was told by werks that “our guys are looking at it”. I’ve waited long enough; I don’t want a workaround at this point, I want a fucking fix.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Right click
Open in New Tab and quit bitching, goddammit.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
He will never quit bitching, it's the man's lifeblood.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll ask you one question, and ask that you answer it honestly
Have you ever misclicked in a webpage and it happened that you were hovering over a link at the time?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
yes
Which is why I lock the Firefox tab when I don’t want that to happen.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I don't think so.
But I’m pretty computer stupid, honestly. So I might have.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Oh, wait.
You’re talking about your situation, not mine.
Yes, I certianly have. And i could see how that would be annoying, I apologize for embedding so many links tonight.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I've asked for one of two solutions, to the SBN staff directly no less
Either fix the problem (complicated) or make all links pop a new tab (really fucking simple(. They’ve chosen to do neither, which is the root of my frustration.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
what blee said
or be reasonable and set all links to open in a new tab!
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
It's the principality of the matter, Smoky
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Don't take this the wrong way
But finding a fix for that may be harder than you think. I don’t have too much Ruby on Rails knowledge, but off the top of my head I would think it would require having to save the status of the page after every comment is marked as read. That doesn’t seem like too much on the surface, but I’d bet that you’d see noticeable performance lapses with that.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
personally
I like it to work the way it does.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
WHOA WHOA WHOA
Weren’t you one of the biggest critics when we switched?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I hate the new platform
But I like to be able to hit “back” and find all the new flags as they were.
As I recall, the old RR worked the same way.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Of course it did
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I don't think it would be that difficult
Considering if I hit the mainpage from the middle of a thread it ends my “session” and tells me if there are any new comments. If you follow a link out of the thread, close the session and refresh it upon a revisit.
Granted I have absolutely no technical knowledge of web programming. I’m only speaking in theory.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
You obstinate know-nothing.
Seriously though, thinking about it, it doesn’t sound like it’d be that hard, but there’s got to be some kind of issue holding them back. If there wasn’t, they’d already have it done by now, because it’s like a 10 minute fix. Trust me.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
\Not to be a dick
But having dealt with more than my fair share of web programming guys, they’d rather sacrifice their left nut than admit to a non-programmer that there’s a logical flaw in the way they did things. See my comment above about making all links pop. It’s not that hard to fix.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
That I won't doubt.
Especially if it’s something that they don’t see as a problem, which they likely don’t. It’s not necessarily a bug in the code as it is an enhancement request. I think it’ll get looked at if they get more of a response on it, but one guy wanting to see an enhancement isn’t going to get them to even look at it.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I was told by werks that they had "several" people complain about it
I understand not fixing shit for one person, but seriously. No way I’m the only person annoyed by this.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
you'll have to wait until we get home....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 8, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Nix just was made for these times.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on Aug 8, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lately Nix versus anyone is not promising
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
If the Reds fail to get the runner in from third here
Do you think any of the broadcasters will acknowledge that Rolen didn’t get the runner in from third?
Not when BP was gawking at his hit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
He wasn't HUSTLING!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Van McCoy would be so sad...
BP should really learn to Hustle
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
The guy in the red hat is my favorite.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Wait, wrong song.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes it is.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
My new mission in life is to learn how to do this dance.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
The Hustle?
I could see that.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Showing some mad confidence in Gomes right there Dusty
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Yeah, call me crazy
But I’d rather have Gomes up than Nix.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Nevermind!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
THAT A BLOOP!
DAYNCE!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
NIX'D!
We didn’t get beat by Lincecum!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
In Play, run(s)
BWAAAHHHHH!!?!!?!?!?!
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
That sounds like a medical condition.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Now we get to hear more crap about how much this team misses Hernandez
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a rec.
And the answer is “yes.”
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
You'd think you'd run into somebody you know
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
greenedededed
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
This is going to turn out to be a really painful loss, isn't it?
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Can we pin this on Dusty already?
He’s going to fuck this up. I know it.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
See
Weathers, David.
We all know how this is gonna end.
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
And by that I meant he'll blow through the inning with no trouble
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
That man is t managerial decision as I am to relationships
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Yes, do it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Hanigan
That wasn’t very clutch.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Better than a fucking STRIKEOUT.
At least he put the goddamn ball in play. Am I right?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
my bro and I have this debate all the time
I’m gonna have to say strikeout is better. At least someone could have given it another shot then. It’s hard to say, though, cause when it’s in play, somehting can happen.
definitely not, just found you lovely folks this June
I thnk during that Nationals series, it was a good time to find this place might I add!
there were countless threads devoted to that very debate
the consensus became that the strikeout wasn’t so bad after all
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Like 2 outs instead of one!
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, sorry.
That’s sarcasm. I’m kinda the resident bus driver for the “strikeouts are not that bad” movement. I actually did a whole study on strikeouts vs. ball-in-play outs. I found that when you compare the gains made from “productive outs” to the losses resultant from double plays, the average MLB team gains about 5 runs per season. The study is here . So, i most cases, a team gains a small fraction of a run by making a ball-in-play out rather than striking out. However, the postitive effects of late-count hitting should be more than enough to offset those gains.
And, of course, if you’re comparing strikeouts to double plays, strikeouts are preferrable in all but the most specific situations.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Mets are cursed
first the umps blow a call and let the game get tied and now F-Rod gives up a granny
Fuck the Mets
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Fuck them in their stupid fucking asses.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
That reminded me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvlJBPuaFG4&NR=1
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not most people
When you free to get together for a game?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I was unable to convince my old lady to go a game last weekend against the Rox
We were in southern Kentucky for a family reunion (mine). Between traveling with a baby and dragging her out to the reunion, I didn’t have much leverage. Hopefully next year.
by ken on Aug 8, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Weathers
Doin’ work
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 1:07 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I've just come home from a great date too.
Harry Potter and the half-breed Prick…little racy for my 11yr. grandson…
FAofthe G – 
That’s right its Emma Watson
http://www.teenidols4you.com/picture.html?g=Actors&pe=emma_watson&foto=554&act=237&mv=4&pic=89401
http://www.teenidols4you.com/picture.html?g=Actors&pe=emma_watson&foto=554&act=237&mv=4&pic=89357
Oh and it looks like my boys Laynce and Jonny have knocked in some runs and Rolen and Wadmore too..Sit T-Virus….we just don’t need him.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
You seem very excited about this!
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I keed - It reminded me of the Olsen twins turning 18.
I worked in a video store and people would come in and see their themed “movies” lined up on the shelf, from 3 years old, to 10, to starting high school, then the driver’s licenses, and then they would make the inevitable joke about how they were “almost 18!”
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, shit. Then I'm out.
/perv’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
If I never hear Chris Welsh say "Boot Scootin" again
It’s too soon.
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
Sutton
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Yormama
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
You need to lay off the vottohol.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I figured.
Just going for some topical humor, don’t mind me.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
You've got about 10,000 comments to go before people start getting your jokes
And even then, not always the case.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
i never get it
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm still bitter nobody laughed when I made fun of Slyde on the radio show
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
You forget, there were listeners who weren't dialed in.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Where I suggested Shearn should get the rotation spot for the shutout he threw on Wednesday
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
That was good
You and the others need to gang up on him next time.
by ken on Aug 8, 2009 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
People actually listen to that crap? :)
I swear to god I’ma make the next one and ask the most inappropriate thing I can think of.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
than doesn't get it!
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Preach, bruthaman
’tHan still comes off as a complete jackass to me.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Oh, we know you.
watching the very-out-of-it Reds at 1:15 on a Friday night/Saturday morning? We understand.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
You'd need to start swinging when Wilson went into his windup to foul that one off, I think
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
At least this is a good at-bat?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:13 AM EDT reply actions
Triple digits, shit dude
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
This is the most intense baseball I've ever seen at 1:14 in the morning.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Most people ever on RR at this time of morning too eh?
Good thing. I’m pulling for extras because my cab to the airport is still 3 hours out.
Nah, "The Anaconda" thread lasted until 3 or so with this many people
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Way to come out of nowhere to ask that, stalker.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
So he knows where you are. To stalk you.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
You have no idea
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Well that fucking sucks, dude
Does RR have a “users online” counter the admins can see, or is that a guess?
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Not really
We can tell when the last time someone logged in was, but there’s no running count of who’s logged in.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
We could get IP addresses from that, but not screen names
I can sort the “last login times” by most recent and get a good idea from that. Hi lurkers!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a better guess as to the current number, actually
because the ones that didn’t register aren’t being counted in my count
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Good luck
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
RE: People online
http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s10redreporter&r=15
Sitemeter says twenty-five!!
Well, Rickey's not here, so that's 24.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I got 34 when I went to that link
But I’m not one of them.
I’m invisible to Sitemeter!
Actually, come to think of it, I probably am invisible to Sitemeter. I used Firefox to block it a long time ago, because it slows down page loading so much on other sites.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Let's see Marty bitch if he gets a hit here.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:15 AM EDT reply actions
He should strut or do the fucking moonwalk or something.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
WALKED IN A RUN FUCKO!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:16 AM EDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT WE'RE WINNING
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
BP walks
Rolen must have talked to him about OBP.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
This game will not be mentioned on SportsCenter.
Mark it down.
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Can't be.
It’s in the NL and on the West Coast.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
SOFT WALK!!!
GET THE BAT OFF YOUR FREAKING SHOULDER, FRANCHISE!!!!
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Could this be it?
Could we be releasing the baby tonight (this morning?)
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I can't believe what I just saw on the television
1st Brandon doesn’t swing at the first pitch and then he qctually takes a walk.
OK Mr. Rolen,,its time for your close-up
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Kinda weird.
I’m sitting here watching the game and I get this weird feeling, so I look over at the coffee table and see a little pile of money with eyes. Just…watching.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
If I had Geico, I'd leave, solely based on their commericals.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
As BP walks to first, he grabs his balls and screams
.HUSTLE THESE MARTY!
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
Mobile rec'd
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 1:26 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The Reds lead a game, The Reds lead agame
Is this The Game Where They Learned How to Draw Walks?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 8, 2009 1:19 AM EDT reply actions
BTW Harry Potter was a wierd movie
BUT Rolen fakes out the Giants and we get another run
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
GWAR!!!!!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
In Play, run(s)
WOOHOO!!!!!
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
The fuck is going on?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:22 AM EDT reply actions
We're partying like it's 1999, motherfucker
The Reds just scored ten runs, first time since……yeah. A long time. I blame it on the boogie.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Watching on Gameday.......
it appears that the old adage about “rather lucky than good,” is applicable to this game.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
As we are most assuredly not good
Lucky’s the only chance we got
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
We might need another thread at this rate.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:23 AM EDT reply actions
You'd need a mod to be here for that to happen
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
holy cow
Five errors for the Giants?
And a wild pitch…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That was only the second out and the Reds have batted around
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:24 AM EDT reply actions
As opposed to the fact we scored FIVE runs.
It usually takes roughly 60 outs to get that many in a week.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
It's nice to see the wheels fall off another team for once
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 1:24 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
We just batted around in the 9th.
The Reds. Batted around.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Granted, not like we particularly deserved to or anything...
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Sit down.......
I don’t wanna have to catch you when you fall out.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I can't remember that ever happening this year
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 1:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Fuck, Kip Wells is loosening up. This may be going to extras.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:25 AM EDT reply actions
Has he pitched for the Reds yet?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Hells yeah, bitch
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
The crazy thing is.....
The Giants are supposed to be the best defensive team in baseball according to FanGraphs.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
It's been mostly Molina
He might be hitting the wall.
by ken on Aug 8, 2009 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
We should pick him up for the playoff push
Bench that scrub Votto
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Not a good game at the plate for Ry-Han
But despite the slump, I’ve still got every confidence his arm and OBP makes him a valuable catcher.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 8, 2009 1:27 AM EDT reply actions
Hanigan's play since returning is troubling
Hopefully that stiff neck isn’t a disk problem. Those can get ugly
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
it was great!
he didn’t give in despite the smoke the guy was throwing and he ended up scoring. I am worried about him getting hit in the back, hopefully it’s no big deal
you missed a word.
I believe that’s “fucking horseshit” as Joey would say.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
The Bad Man just got an infield single
This is the craziest 9th inning ever
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Oh shit, bad call
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Not unless they put up 7 here it's not
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
However
You’re still rolling in the dough if you’ve bet against us every game so far this year.
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Leadoff hit, and here it starts ... wait he was fucking out!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:29 AM EDT reply actions
Not that funny'd
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 1:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Thanks Chuck.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Cordero is pitching turibul.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on Aug 8, 2009 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I lol'd
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
It's always wacky when they go out West
“Wild” West I like to call it.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 8, 2009 1:33 AM EDT reply actions
But only if we can get a serious actor for the bad guy.
Like Kenneth Branagh.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
It will be bigger than Men in Black and Indpendence Day.
FUCKING COMBINED!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm really concerned about this movie.
It needs sex appeal.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
BOOM!
Profit
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Can there be a giant robotic spider?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Laynce Nix gets the job done
Send Wily to the bench…
BTW for those who didn’t carre for Emma Watson as FAoftheG
Kelly Kulick: American Bowler
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I was fine with Emma Watson.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Fuck that was a long at-bat.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:34 AM EDT reply actions
GD says
Dudes swinging at all kinds of ball 4s
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 1:34 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Can't really blame him
He’s barely pitched this month
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 1:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Actually it is 1:36am
Pablo Sandoval looks like he’s been on the Prince Fielder diet
And Coco’s been taking some lessons from Davey Weathers
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
GIDP to end the game, right here
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I'll take that
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
George Grande just called the American League East the "AFC East"
Someone’s ready for some football.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Partial Lobotomy - gets you every time
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
"Cedar lattice, works every time!"
Mitchell’d
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Who wants to help George Grande come up with a Randy Winn-related way of saying the Reds win?
Phone's ringing, Dude.
YAY
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY I'M FREE AT LAST!
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Let that baby go!!
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
REDS WIN AGAIN
AND THE BABY IS FREE!!!!!!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I feel bad about poking and taunting it those six hours ago.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I've missed that pic
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
WOOHOO!!!
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
well, time to go wake fatass up
so we can all go to bed.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Coco is pissed
As he can’t work it out for another save…
Next time baby we’re putting you in the trunk of the car…got it?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Yeah...
There’s pretty much no way RR isn’t on a bunch of FBI Watch Lists
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Speaking of ...
You did hide that shit, right Chesire? You know THE SHIT!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Laynce is a turibul interview.
And Pic is a turibul interviewer.
“You won. How important is that?”
Dumbshit.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Holy shit!
- All Time?
b
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
by chesirecat on Aug 8, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The fuck?
- 3 all time?
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
by chesirecat on Aug 8, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
GODDAMMIT
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
by chesirecat on Aug 8, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm gonna rec all three of these posts
Because that’s the hardest I laughed all night long.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's not the record
That one game earlier this season was somewhere over 2000, if I recall correctly
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I was trying to ask if was our second or third biggest game thread
And then it all went to shit. Christ, I need to sleep.
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
#2 all time, I believe.
I’m pretty sure this beats the original Anaconda.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions
We should face reigning Cy Youngs more often
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions
http://redreporter.wikidot.com/the-anaconda
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that should tie you over for the next few hours
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
sadomasichist
Tide you over.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There was a much better definition at one point in time.
I swear there was… it was ~1200 comments, IIRC.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
http://redreporter.wikidot.com/game-thread
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
That be it, thanks man.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
The fact that we did this on a Friday night is amazing
and embarrassing and sad
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't have money to blow at the bar?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I live in a shit town filled with oldFor now, at least people.
For now, at least.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions
The fuck SBNation?
Suck my dick.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I live in a shit town filled with old for now, at least people.
Engrish?
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Suppossed to say:
I live in a shit town filled with old people where everything shuts down at 9 p.m.
At least, for now.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
There ain't no college here boy.
This is farm country.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know...
A Wednesday night is just as bad, in its own way.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Kids
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I have no excuse. No kids, no work tomorrow... not too poor...
Just incredibly lazy.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions
He's right.
Airlines love when passangers get on board drunk.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions
who'd have guessed we'd win this one?
10-5, no less.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
So what now? Surely you guys aren't tired at 1:45 EST?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Honestly, I'm surprised you haven't called already
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions
POST GAME SHOW!
/not really
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Porn?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Already there dude.
Now, there are two M’s in Ms. Watson’s first name, correct? It’s not some screwed up spelling is it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
That picture makes me feel like a dirty old man
But I’m ok with that
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 8, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
She is not hot. SRSLY.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
As does my wife.
I gave up on American women. American woman, stay away from me.
I met an English girl, she’s like the toast of my whole world.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Yeah, that just made my night
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Well gang as much as I'd like stay and make cruel jokes about Jim Day
I gots to get up and gop to work early Manana morning…
Glad to have been able to see the best part of the game with my favorite folks RRs Rock!
You knw BubbaFan…I guessed we’d win this one – when there were two outs in the bottom of the ninth!!!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Oh and before I go I'd like to present :
The Post of the Game
Great job Andrew!!!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Weird game
A win against Lincecum, 10 Rs without a HR, 5 Errors, Reds draw 6 walks.
Only in San Francisco , or as I like to call it “Weirdowood.” The only thing not upended was that proud tradition, the Taveras 0-fer
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 8, 2009 1:52 AM EDT reply actions
Quite so
and I like what I’ve seen of Balentien lately. Maybe he’ll never pan out as an MLBer, but he’s fresh blood and maybe realizes he has shot to be a starter next year.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 8, 2009 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions
You've got a couple hours
You can get this up to number one all by yourself
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Game 6 of this year
You can go back and count them if you want to. It’s a fuck ton, and we didn’t pass it tonight.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 8, 2009 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions
a metric fuck ton
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Start separating each word into a different post
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 8, 2009 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
YOU
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Some of us are awake but busy taliking to other RRs on the phone
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
If you'd show up at burger night
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
You could hve the same fun
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
MAYBE I WILL
I’ll be back in Cincinnati at about 8:00 tomorrow.
Must be another RR game before I go back to Chicago. I’ve only met Brendan.
When you going back?
Our next burger night will be August 20th. But I’m always available to meet up if interested. Email in profile, penis pic expected.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I should be in Cinci on the 20th.
Going back to move shit Aug30-Sept2, then I’ll be back till Sept14
Gonna waste some money on the Reds and shit
Holy shit, well played
One rec for you sir.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I used to be more baseball, but the Reds
are doing their best to kill that in me, so I aim more for the funny. I probably don’t make it all the time, but dammit I try!
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions
We all lurv something
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
There's a whole lotta lurve in this thread.
Someone’s going to catch something.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Only if you share a bed or a bonfire with me, kid.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
or a couch
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions
a traumatic evening, yes
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions
a/s/l?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Me, unfortunately.
He never shuts up.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Yup, he deserves it.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions
hOW you DOIN?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
What's happenin', hot stuff?
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
/reply'd
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
On the serious tip
Our coaching staff really, really sucks. Why is it that Phil Hughes and Tim Lincecum get to pitch pretty well and extremely well while Homer is still pitching pretty poorly in the major leagues? There’s no excuse for him having a 7.00 ERA right now and having Justin Lehr be his primary instructor. Makes me love Lehr more though. So whatever.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 8, 2009 2:29 AM EDT reply actions
I've said for a couple of years (SRSLY)
They need to clean house with the coaching staff. The bullshit has to end. I wouldn’t mind Jose Rijo and Sean Casey as hitting coah, anything different from the same shit sandwich we’ve been served over the last five years or so.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Mark Berry, 2003. Enough said.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, please
And there’s no standing behind contract entrapment. Fire them and do it now. It’s not personal, it’s biznass.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 8, 2009 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions
It's so reasonable
Replace with
RIJO
SABO
CASEY
and Venus Flytrap in the booth.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 8, 2009 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Not enough fans care about the coaching staff
let alone the non-Dusty members. But they’re really blowing it in a big way. Cueto, Bruce, Bailey – you don’t get served that kind of talent and have them all flounder without having some broken methodology. Nothing seems safe in their hands. Sure, those three are relatively young, but there’s no excuse for cultivating home-grown talent, having it reach the MLB and be so tenuous. The adjustment period should be over and we should be seeing steady improvement, instead it’s confusion and collapse.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 8, 2009 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm terrified of what will happen when our top guys now reach MLB level.
Those guys, you’re right, are top 5 in baseball type prospects though. And they’re all fucking up. Fuck Jacoby and Pole.
That last sentence is all filled with sexiness.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I think this season might prove to be a bigger indictment of the way the pitching
has been handled than the hitting. I don’t know if you can pin Volquez on anyone, but there’s no excuse for Cueto starting to suck and Bailey still being adrift. This is supposed to be a good fucking pitching staff and it’s not merely bad luck that it’s starting to crumble.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 8, 2009 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...?
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions
looking for a new avatar
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
jch wants to know
“Where the hell is the game wrap?”
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
It's up his fucking ASS!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I went to bed
Then tried to write one this morning with the headline “You boys just checked into Hotel Calif-asskick!” but the formatting went wonky. So I watched episodes of Mad Men online instead.
well
Don’t just sit there typing. Make us a new thread. 800 comments is more than a little unwieldy.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I think what she's trying to say is more like
“Now”
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What's going on around here?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 2:49 AM EDT reply actions
Shenanigans.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Everybody get your broom!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm drunk and talking to the Ash on the phone
Expect nudes sometime soon. Not telling who.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
The fact that I had to click "inspect member" to get your email address is a bad sign
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Have no fear
I don’t care who you are in the real world, unless you have the gall to show for burger/beer night with the crew.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
You are, but the n00bs rarely show for the big kids get togethers
We’ve seen a couple of people over time that we’re pretty sure showed up and chickened out. Problem is, the loud bitch tends to scare off the locals.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
She is a loud bitch.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions
jch is a louder bitch
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, I'll ask
If you could have your picture taken with anyone still alive, who would it be? Explain.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I once had my picture taken with Dixie Bubbles
Her boobs were as big as my head, which is impressive. GIS her for truthines.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
j/k
so anyway wtf happened in that game, for some shitty reason mlb.tv has blackout restrictions if you live 11 hours away from sanfran
Reds scored five times in the top of the ninth with just one hit.
I believer there were three (maybe four) walks and a handful of Pablo Sandoval errors.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions
My mom died three years ao this fall
Thanks a lot, dick.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I'm lying
My mother is healthy thank god. But mother jokes aren’t welcome here, just so you know.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
What about grandmother jokes?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Joe Don Baker
Why? None of your damn business, motherfucker.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw that one coming.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, beat you with a new avatar.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions
that Ryan Freel? (I mean, it would make sense...)
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I did a Google image search for: Ryan Freel Farney
And that was the first image to pop up. I had to resave it as a jpeg though.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I love that.
I also love this one of Jonny
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Close, but no ole
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Options 2, 3, and 4?
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YES!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I just washed my face.
And dried it off with paper plates, because I packed my towel and we have no paper towels.
OK, I'm done for the night.
Evenin’ jerks.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 AM EDT reply actions
Have fun in Shermer!
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I ain't in Illinois yet!
Also, nice avatar.
I think I found what I’m going to fall asleep to — this just got added to the Netflix ‘watch instantly list’: Donkey Punch.
What’s it about? Who gives a fuck, it’s bein’ watched/
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions
So where is the viking going tonight?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
effing Princeton
Worst football season my senior year, and I was forced to be at every last game.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Apparently you went to MY high school!
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions
2000
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Did you know Mr. Bates?
Or Mrs. Harding? Or Mrs. Ritzie??
I was Chief Ed. of Odin’s Word my senior year.. And was part of the debate team that went to nationals in 2006. It was in th Enquirer, maybe you saw it
Nah ... she don't pay attention to what's around her.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions
No, yes, and yes.
I did not know of the debate team, but I do remember Odin’s Word.
Is Mrs. Morehead still there? She was a crazy bitch.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Morehead might have been there but I didn't interact with her.
Did you see any of the 2005-2006 newspapers?
She was one of the principal when I was there. We did not like each other.
…I did not, unfortunately.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions
That's quite an assumption.
I was an orchestra/choir/thespian geek. Also played volleyball and swam.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Was also in Flag Corps for some ungodly reason.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Neither was I, as it turns out.
I quit both after freshman year. Laziness played into that as well, I’m sure.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions
One of these days I'm going to stop and think
about how all of this laziness has affected my life, and I’ll get really depressed thinking about what I could have accomplished if I had some drive…
Meh. “I can’t think about that now, I’ll think about it tomorrow.” ;)
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions
The Vikes have a good shot at state this year, and their top dog is headed to OSU.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought they lost a couple guys to d1 schools?
They just ran into the top prep in the country in the finals
Jordan Sibert, the Vikes' leading scorer returns
and yes, Jared Sullinger and Columbus Northland will be back, but I think Princeton will have a better chance this time around (don’t ask me why, just a hunch).
Anyway, Sibert, Sullinger, Thomas out of Ft. Wayne, Indiana and Aaron Craft out of Findlay Liberty Benton are all going to OSU next year along with a kid out of Illinois. I’ve seen Sibert, Sullinger, Thomas and Craft all in person and I’d like to see the Illinois kid when I move out there.
OSU wins the Big 10 in 2010-2011 and makes it to at least the Sweet 16.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions
small world, eh?
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for being so involved :P
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
ALMOST THERE!
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm starting to get deep and introspective and shit, which means I need to go to bed.
Have a good flight, don’t pass out and miss anything. See you around, fellow Viking.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Holy Hell
I’m rec’ing jsl413’s last post out of principle.
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
the baby is free!!
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
no
“A Tex message from Teixeira” is far, far worse.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
i haven't heard him say that
but i can’t imagine he says it with as much flair :-)
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
We scored 3 runs on Lincecum, which involved some hitting
does this mean that Matt Latos is actually a better pitcher, or we’rejust the wierdest team in baseball?
Yes but it was the 5 run ninth that wins it
5 runs – 1 hit
DustyBall
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Did weathers get the win? Figures.
by Brian B on Aug 8, 2009 1:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
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