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Game 108, Thread 2: Dig in kids, it's gonna be a long night

A homer by Bengie Molina gives the Giants a 2-0 lead in the top of the 4th.  The Reds still can't do anything off of Tim Lincecum.

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Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 7, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

you, unlike the Reds, are a winnar!

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry to whoever took Lincecum on the perfect game.

He’s clearly not feeling it tonight, and will give up 2 hits on 88 pitches.

by jsl413 on Aug 7, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

aflac

Other 3-time MOY: Bobby Cox.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 7, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

happy bday to Charlize Theron

turned 34 today

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 7, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Soooooooooo hawt

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Second'd

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

For the low price of Zach Stewart and $7mil

I can be “Not Edwin.”

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man, more ownage. You are on fire tonight.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i own everybody!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

now i'm going to find everything you've posted this evening

and type i owned you after it

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, you rock

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's racist!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, I'll do it for Zach Stewart and $1mil.

That way, I don’t preclude you from using that money to fill your gaping holes at SS and LF in lieu of an incremental upgrade at 3B that costs seven fuck million dollars.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

the blue jays are paying it!

i can tell, i’m mostly psychic, completely

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, dude, this is too good tonight.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Wlad!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

"could not have placed it any more perfectly"

And yet he missed his spot by 2 feet. What happened to Mike Krukow doing Giants games? They used to have a pretty good crew.

by Brian B on Aug 7, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

WLAD!!!!

A better trade than Rolen

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Wladdy!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

In Play, run(s)

WOOHOO!!!

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Jonny ... WTF?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

good job Reds

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

suck it, 'cum

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

How many times do you think he heard that growing up?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had he known you, millions?

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's fine ... I was Snod Ass.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, I cannot believe I never thought of that.

I’m so ashamed.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeff calls me that all the time.

I’ll file that away as you not paying attention to your surroundings. Again.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Story of her fucking life

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

This was established eons ago.

Where the fuck have you been?

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or Snot Ass.

Or Snotty.

Or Fuck-o.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait for the 7th inning "stretch"?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

A few times less than Dick Pole went home crying?

"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com

by RedsMasochist on Aug 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet it was hard for him growing up.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

For most boys it is.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

And t’was nicely done

"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com

by RedsMasochist on Aug 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reply fail, that was to Farney

"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com

by RedsMasochist on Aug 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great hustle by Balentien

Although this does not help the fact that I bet against the Reds.

by Brian B on Aug 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

You are smart with your money.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a GG-quality 1b.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 7, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joey is a MAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw

"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com

by RedsMasochist on Aug 7, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but is he

40?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

...GINA

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that's awkward.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

chris gets his haircut at styles by jan in florence

i dunno where that it

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

two blocks down from The Ponderosa

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that it where it it

and they give great Kate Gosslein cuts, fyi

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

no doubt?

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you run out of its?

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

he reached his quota

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

you just got /ownings'd

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fixed it for you

George Italian accent is the worst thing I’ve ever heard. Ever.

"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com

by RedsMasochist on Aug 7, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

evenin' everyone

today has been one greasy barrel of suck, and watching Tim Lincecum do his thang is not helping.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 7, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll have you know.....

We’re within 1 run here, you fuck.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can't be that good.

The Reds scored.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 7, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie, I finally got a chance to listen to last night's show and I want to give you 5 million recs for the

Dimebag comment. I seriously laughed until there were tears.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh at least someone appreciated it

it was in such bad taste and i still feel embarrassed about it, but at least SOMEone laughed.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't feel bad.

I was living in Columbus and me and my roommate (we both hate Pantera) sat and laughed about it.

We’re going to fucking hell.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was living in Columbus AT THE TIME

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

WERE YOU NOW?

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

/loud bitch’d

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you guys are too loud

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE!

/points to anyone other than BK who gets this

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

...Fergie?

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i was in Europe at the time

and my two best friends were planning on seeing a show around that time. the only news i heard about it was that “someone got killed at a rock show in Columbus” and i totally flipped out like a worried mom. when i got home they called me a pussy. but i was just relieved that they were ok.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The day after, I bumped into this guy who was in my dorm freshman year

and all he was pissed about was that his brother’s shitty band had to cancel their show at The Alrosa Villa.

I found this funny, because his brother’s band was a Pantera cover band.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed, but you couldn't hear it on the show

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I chuckled.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you Slyde, for calling 2-1 games.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I just read "Mayijer" somewhere...

Meijer?

A for effort, I guess.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

targay

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

the door frame i mean

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know the part on the side of the door that retacts when the knob is turned?

the hole that it goes in is a perfect bottle opener

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes'r.

Dunno why I didn’t think of that, I worked behind a bar at a restaurant once or twice.

by jsl413 on Aug 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dollar bill

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Beer-Bottle-with-a-Dollar-Bill

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i never could make that work

it’s cool when done though

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you have two beers.....

take one in each hand. turn your right hand over so the beer’s upside down. put the rim of the top beer’s cap under the rim of the bottom beer’s cap. pull the top beer up and to the right, and the cap of the bottom beer should pop off.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's tough to get the technique right.

I’m about 50-50, myself. But, sometimes, you gots to do what you gots to do.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've actually seen someone do this

and it’s really fucking impressive.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw somebody crack a tooth trying to do this

And it was really fucking hillarious.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teeth or the edge of the counter, your choice

Just make sure to share with a friend…or two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrSSSfYE2dQ&

"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com

by RedsMasochist on Aug 7, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lighter trick?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was my next suggestion

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can pull that one off

I’ve never been able to pull the two bottles trick and have ruined many a cheap countertop. I’ll show you my surfboard keychain fob sometime, that motherfucker has opened more beers than I have.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was not a good throw

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

2 errors, one play...

Can the Reds get him next year?

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 7, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

RUN!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I know!

How are the Giants ahead of the Padres?

by Brian B on Aug 7, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like that crazy shit with Bonds, when he couldn't hit against a few select crappy pitchers.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonzo drives in Taveras

and my head exploded.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

/jd'd

Incidentally, many of my college friends referred to me as JD.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 7, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is anyone listening to Marty right now?

Is he going on and on about how Taveras is so valuable?

by Brian B on Aug 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

That was Brantley.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Between bites of ribs & ice cream?

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

whee-boy!

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, while talking about the boats in the Bay.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

buffett concert'd

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot the word "wet"

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

eww

who wants to eat wet ribs?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

take that lincecum

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh... wow... Willy and A-Gon tie the game against Lincecum?

Now I’ve seen everything.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty's lineup

Brilliant!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 7, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

A-Gon pwns Lincecum.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 7, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

Willy Taveras scored, and it only took 2 fielding errors to make it happen.

That’s HAVOC, boys and girls.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

AGon and Taveras beating Tim Lincecum?

No wonder this summer has been so cool. Hell has fucking frozen over!

"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com

by RedsMasochist on Aug 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

hah!

Dusty gets the last laugh.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marty and Jeff only got the first 61.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, gentlemen, that was riveting commentary

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

D'oh!

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT IN THE FUCK HOMER

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, i knew Homer should have backed his ass off the plate

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by RedsMasochist on Aug 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a quick bat

I hope they arne’t too focused on homer’s results this year. He’s really throwing the ball well tonight.

by Brian B on Aug 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

he has to pitch inside

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you shitting me?

really? Ever try pitching inside Homer? I guarantee Lincecum would want no part of an inside 95+ fastball coming toward his pitching arm

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by Caleb on Aug 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian, cool it with the animated GIFs, the last one was way too big

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

dammit brian

you’re turning bk into slyde over here!

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

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by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, you're right

but the first one was under 70k!

by Brian B on Aug 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

has this been discussed yet?

is Kung Fu Panda not the worst nickname is baseball history?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 7, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I prefer "Fat Ichiro"

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by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

’Cause it was such a great nickname.

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by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course, Ichiro could hit for power.

He just chooses not to. You know, for the team.

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by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss Adam Dunn.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And his selfish, solo home runs.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what's amazing?

This season, the Nationals have been putting good on-base guys in front of him, and backing him up with a credible threat, and he’s hitting .280/.456/.610 with Runners in Scoring Position. I don’t know how anybody could have possibly predicted that.

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by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

if only we had someone like that

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by Caleb on Aug 8, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

he could hit 50, 60, OR MORE!

if he wanted to that is

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but I'd bet my left nut he could hit 20-25

He’d sacrifice the shit out of average and OBP though, which would be retarded. You’d think people here would appreciate such a mindset.

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by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

/Ty Cobb'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lurv Ichiro

That boy is one of the best damned baseball players I’ve ever seen in my life.

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by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really!? REALLY!?

Dick Pole’s advice is “Just throw the ball”!?

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by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Dick doesn't want to be too hard.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 7, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He then went back to his can collection.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is why we pay a pitching coach

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which method did you end up using?

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by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The door hole thing..

Spilled a good bit of it, but this is undrinkable.

by jsl413 on Aug 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is it?

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sam Adams Summer Ale

It’s good on tap with an orange. Bad out of the bottle. Awful tonight.

by jsl413 on Aug 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or that.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree'd

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by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nonsense, I usually think it's pretty good without it

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

chan likes it too

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it's just not my kind of beer.

And for some reason, it tasted/smelled awful tonight. Just didn’t want to waste it.

by jsl413 on Aug 7, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then again, I just started drinking beer a month+ ago.

So I don’t appreciate beers quite as I should. I know I like Blue Moon’s summer ale, and can drink shitty light beers. Shrug!

by jsl413 on Aug 7, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he pulled something.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sierra Nevada?

/bar special’d

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by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

No beer requires an orange.

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by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but there are those beers that as some sort of unspoken policy

between patron and bartender, come with fruit. I don’t want that beer.

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by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

very well said

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, sir.

Also, I’m pretty sure that all of your favorite beers are the result of me saying “YOU NEED TO TRY THIS” so, of course you’re going to agree with me.

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by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is...?

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Root.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

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by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know that's a joke coming

from my alcoholic ass.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yuengling bock

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

bock?

I’m doing a lager right now.

by ken on Aug 7, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

the lager is very good too

at the buffett tailgate yesterday there was plenty of lager and black and tan

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yuengling Black and Tan is

in my Top 5 beers.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, they're two different kinds

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to try this.

That there’s a new Yunegling I’m not aware of is a pretty good reminder that I need to get out more.

by ken on Aug 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

jch checked it our for me at the brewery

it’s only available on draft and only during april and/or oktoberfest

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were we in Pittsburgh in April?

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by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chesterfield Ale?

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by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

no!

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, there's a bock.

I’ve only seen it on draft, never transportable-to-Ohio. I prefer the lager myself.

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by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way!

the bock is the best!

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree'd. I liked it, but I prefer the lager.

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by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chesterfield Ale

We will partake at chili-shit-fest, it will be wonderful.

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by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chili-shit-fest?

SIGN ME UP!

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now I want to go to Skyline.

This is all your fault!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's a 24 hour one in Covington, I believe...

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never had the bock.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

but you did introduce me to newcastle

and i am eternally grateful!

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Newcastle is the greatest beer in the history of

mankind. Period. End of story.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. It is.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty close

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me, I miss Larry's.

I was in Columbus yesterday and I drove past the abomination that took its place, and I was very sad. :(

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally want to burn it down ...

and if No. 1 Chinese goes with it, so be it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably, hands down, I disagree with you

and implore you to try more beers

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have tried plenty of beers.

It’s the best.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with BK on this

Newcastle was special for a long time, but brewers caught up with it about ten years ago. It’s as old and stale as its taste.

by Brian B on Aug 8, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

winner

i admit defeat. ive been bested by the better man.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 8, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea who is replying to whom over here anymore!

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by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Especially since I have 3.5 cases of the 'ling (lager) in my garage

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by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Winner" was a reply to me

And “Wrong” was the reply to you. Clearly.

by Brian B on Aug 8, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

without a doubt

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

EVERYTHING IS WAY TOO FAR TO THE RIGHT FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON!

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by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

press the up button

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

too much work

also, I keep accidentally hitting flag instead of reply, so if I’ve flagged something innocuous, my apologies.

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by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh, my comments are still indenting on each other

so my view isn’t a straight line yet

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your opinion is wrong.

The correct opinion is Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA.

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by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you still owe me one of those from like, three seasons ago.

I’m here to collect!

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I might owe you two, actually.

But transportation to Charlottesville, VA to claim the beer shall be the responsibility of the prize winner. If you (or any of the other people I owe beer to) ever find yourself in Charlottesville, I’m more than happy to buy you one.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 8, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shiiiit.

I wish I wouldn’t have abandoned ship last season, I was in Virginia for a wedding. I totally would have driven the extra distance for two beers.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where/when was the wedding?

I might have been in Arlington then.

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by BLee2525 on Aug 8, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

End of July...

In… um… yeah, I don’t remember.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

IPA's, for the most part, are terrible.

Hops suck dick.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

You have lost your right to speak about what beers are good.

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by BLee2525 on Aug 8, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, I haven't.

Hops force an unnatural flavor and a usless bite that detract from any true flavor of the beer.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you cut and paste that from wikipedia?

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by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

ban'd!

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have an outstanding animated gif, baseball related, that would probably get me banned

I’ve been waiting two years to be drunk enough to post it in a thread.

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by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

link?

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

is it a bat in an imaginative place?

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Like a unicorn's ass?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

we've discussed the IPAs a good bit

and i still contend that they taste like gasoline

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 8, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

How much shit have you tasted?

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by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

wrong reply

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

IPAs are the way to go.

These guys are just behind the times.

Tonight began with Mojo IPA (Boulder, Co) and ended with Hop Juice (Two Bros.).

by Brian B on Aug 8, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh ...

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have not had either of these.

My 3 favorite beers on earth are as follows:

1) Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA
2) Bell’s Two Hearted Ale
3) Stone Ruination IPA

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 8, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hello, new best friend

My top two are the same as yours. Arrogant Bastard Ale is 3rd on my list, but there’s probably a part of me that likes it because of it’s name.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

really?

i had Arrogant Bastard once. i couldnt even finish it.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 8, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

twss

@ charlie

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by ZJiff30 on Aug 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

twitter'd

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Arrogant Bastard is awesome.

Yeah, it’s mostly the name. But what a name!

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by BLee2525 on Aug 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was always amused by Mad Monk Ale

Never tried it though, and not sure if it’s still around.

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by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do like Arrogant Bastard

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anderson Valley Hop Ottin' IPA

is also wonderful. Anything Anderson Valley makes is wonderful, really. I’d recommend the Boont Amber Ale as well.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have to try that

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have never had a Bell's

that I liked. Do they brew flowers in their beer?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, there's no way of telling who is replying to who here.

We are too far to the right, and yet there are four inches of nothing on the right side of my screen.

by Brian B on Aug 8, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like it, it's rather minimalist

unlike IPAs.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Charlize Theron

Hot or Not?

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna go with hot

but in a kinda ugly sorta way

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

way to take a stand there, than

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, i really say hot

but i say ugly in a further attempt to annoy obc

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I swear to god

Between your love of chocolate cake at inopportune times, horrible bands/beer, and shit-poor taste in women……I find it incredible you have procreated naturally.

Oh, and call me. I have a Buffet-Choco-Landshark party with gorgeous blonde strippers scheduled for next weekend and would like for you to be the keynote speaker.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

there is never an inopportune time for chocolate cake

and i have excellent taste is music and women

i think maybe it is you with the questionable lady choices :-)

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never

I have a beautiful woman who is inexplicably attracted to me. But you guys wouldn’t know her, she lives really far away.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

never?

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by 'tHan on Aug 8, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, um...

don’t be schoolin’ others about shit-poor taste in women. I find it incredible that you’re still able to procreate naturally. (Seriously, make an appointment already.)

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since she looks like my wife

I’d say hot.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 8, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good call, never thought of that

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was watching season 3 of AD last

night. Still maintain my stance that that’s the only time I’ve found her attractive.

/loves tards

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen her in AD

…are you bringing her character/acting into your decision of whether she’s hot or not? Man up, take personality and shit out of it and concentrate on her face and body.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've said this before ...

I’m not impressed with her body and her face is just alright. In AD, she wears all these crazy getups and plays a childminded moron.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

So you find childminded morons attractive?

You are one strange soul.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I hangout with you don't I?

No, I just really like eccentric clothing and hats and shit. I think it all makes her face look softer. I’m also a sucker for a girl in glasses. Which she wears quite a bit in the show.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on this one, chief

But I’m generally attracted to girls with IQs under 80, so I probably don’t have room to talk

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Takes one to know one.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rubber, glue, etc.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hotter than the surface of the sun

I will not entertain any other opinions.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bells' brews freaking everything

though their Two-Hearted Ale (IPA) is the only one of their beers that’s ever struck me as great. Their Amber is decent (though it’s nowhere near AV Boont Amber), and I enjoy their Porter and Stout. But Two-Hearted is the only one I’ll buy on a regular basis.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 8, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Farney, listen to this man

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, I have tastebuds.

I don’t want to damage them.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Owned.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

THEY DPN'T FUCKING MAKE IT, GET OVER IT

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

stupid typos

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

they really serve it with an orange?

Sliced, or what?

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by BubbaFan on Aug 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

I thought it was a whole orange or something.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It depends, more like a wedge, usually, but like jsl said, sometimes thinner.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you're all over a fruit with a beer?

I don’t get it.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good philosophy.

I’m so disappointed that I sunk money into this PoS 6-pack

by jsl413 on Aug 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it's not Heine it's LaBatts.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

This shit is so terrible.....

Seriously, try this.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

heinekin'd

sp?

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by 'tHan on Aug 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should sign all 8,285 of them.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 7, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when George Grande said he wants all three of them on his team?

That was awesome.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you'll have too many catchers.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 7, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit, beat me to it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shudder at the thought of Yadier at third

But even more of Jose at 1st.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 7, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi definitely stays behind the plate

read this week’s ESPN mag. he’s on the cover with a headline like “best catcher in baseball” or some shit like that.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 7, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Bengie Molina in the field just screams “ERROR!”

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have a bunch of Puerto Rican catchers?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wladimir makes me Gladimir

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gomes!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

As much as I hate to hear about it

They’re usually big games.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boston just put in their last pitcher

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's not doing so well

So the question might be moot.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

What a catch by Drew

Saved the game for Boston. For now.

by ken on Aug 8, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was a thing of beauty

Catches like that in the outfield are my favorite part of baseball.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love those kind of games

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 8, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

hi all

6 IP, 3ER, Lincecum is a chump

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 12:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm glad we have Stubbs kickin ass in AAA

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by nycredsfan on Aug 8, 2009 12:01 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hello, fuckers

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 8, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

fair enough

but hasn’t your Reds fandom done that for you anyway?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 8, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Judd Nelson did

but nobody has given a fuck about him for about 15-20 years

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

They're both dead now?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, we scored!

I’ve been up in the beer portion of the thread. How the fuck did that happen?

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Aug 8, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

The big bats are up now!

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 8, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

ooh, sorry...

The correct answer was “No DH in the National League”

Thanks for playing, though!

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because he's throwing the ball very well.

And has plenty left in the tank. And pitching is more important than you might get with a pinch hitter. And also, consider what you have on the bench. You might get a better shot later in the game, not facing Lincecum, who has thrown 107 pitches. The most he’s thrown is 117. And homer’s had great at-bats against Lincecum, besides Balentien.

by jsl413 on Aug 8, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'M BACK

And listening to MJ, so let’s do this thing.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 8, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Threadz!

I haz them!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

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