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Game 106 Thread 2: xnij

Um....This feels...weird.

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Someone told the baby the score

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Aug 5, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone tell him Kip Wells is coming in

And to shut the fuck up with his optimism.

by jsl413 on Aug 5, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

sMarty to Clownboy
Let’s say he gets through this here. Do you bring Lehr out to start the eighth?

3 guesses what the answer was…

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Aug 5, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

common, it's Brantley...

his answer was “mmmmmm!!!! Gonna’ get me some ribs”

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Aug 5, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Justin Lehr owns Soriano at the plate and on the base paths

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Take THAT

’fonso!

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Aug 5, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Roenicke is coming in

bottom of the 7th in Toronto.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

He just gave up the go-ahead run. Matsui pinch-hit for Hairston.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roenicke

just blew three fastballs down the middle past Jeter. 95-96 mph. Jete swung and missed at all three.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much

Right down Broadway, and he missed. Three times.

Jeter seems to have trouble seeing the ball indoors. Or maybe something about Roenicke’s throwing motion threw him off.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is hysterical ... of COURSE it's a Pats jersey

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta' roll

I’ll be monitoring XM from the car…

G’night, all — and don’t wake up Dusty!

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Aug 5, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Willy Tavarez is on base again.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

And then stole a base.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then stole third.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has he got

100 stolen bases yet?

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by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

cause that would be a record

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking Taveras

Just secured next year’s job.

by jsl413 on Aug 5, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

He thinks he's in ARI.

Man, now it’s a great time for A Gon to bunt. Not when Taveras is on first.

by jsl413 on Aug 5, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know, if Taveras could take a walk, I would so love being contrarian to the Willy haters

but, he can’t, so all I’ll say is “it’s nice that he knows he sucks, but plays hard.”

by timb116 on Aug 5, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

what the heck was that by the Cubs?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

when did we get this fast guy?

that is running?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

JB

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Aug 5, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That's Samardzija, it wasn't intentional. He sucks.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

small ball baby!!

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Votto is up and there's only one out?

What the hell is going on?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Aug 5, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

So, uh

Taveras stole a couple of bases and scored when it didn’t matter. Adam Dunn/d, huh Marty?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Hypocritical assholes.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand

I was just being an asshole.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Impossible, 'cause Pete woulda done that

Whereas Pete would have never hit George Foster or Adam Dunn’s worthless home runs. That’s why they’re not cool

by timb116 on Aug 5, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

foster didn't hit worthless hr's

bench did

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm quoting sMarty

not me.

sMarty said he asked Sparky about Foster’s 52 dinger campaign in ’77 and Sparky said more than half of them were useless

by timb116 on Aug 5, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

if only we knew some one with mad research skills

to compare 77 Foster to 72 Bench and see who hit more ‘useless’ homeruns

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes you could do it on there

to me no such thing.. especially back then. But I remember we used to joke that if the Reds had a big lead Bench would jack one. Trailing not so much from him. I’d be interested to see what the numbers really say

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red Sox fans said the same things about Williams, Rice, and Yaz

It’s a common perception by fans. Think about it. Against a guy who is has given up runs or a middle reliever, a hitter is more likely to get a bad pitcher from a bad pitcher. Whereas, if you’re trailing, it’s often because the guy on the mound has quality stuff and is beating you.

I remember Marty complaining about Eric the Red hitting home runs when it didn’t matter. Anecdotal baby, anecdotal

by timb116 on Aug 5, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here you go

In 1972, 27 of Bench’s 40 HR were when the game was within one run or tied. Four HR came when the Reds trailed by more than 4 runs. Only 4 came when the Reds led by more than 4 runs.

His homers seemed pretty damned important, I would say.

In 1977, 19 of Foster’s 52 HR came when the score was tied or within 1 run. Seven came with the Reds trailing by more than 4 runs. Eight came with them leading by more than 4 runs.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 5, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hook

Here comes the sand man bye bye roenicke

by AQUABOOGIE on Aug 5, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're leaving him in

He’s really struggling.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew

he just got outta a bad inning

by AQUABOOGIE on Aug 5, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

struck out Swisher with the bases loaded

But gave up 3 hits, 2 walks, and 2 earned runs first.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will a complete game shut out free the baby?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I must be drunk

Is Justin Lehr pitching a shutout?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Aug 5, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Maddux when he was throwing 87!

And won games by hitting his spots. Come on, that’s not that far of a reach. Maddux is a legend but he wasn’t great at the end of his career.

by jsl413 on Aug 5, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was teasing you, jsl. I still don't know how Maddux EVER did it

Which is why he’s the hero of every pitcher you ever talk to

by timb116 on Aug 5, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I have to defend myself lately.

A lot of people have been disagreeing with me and I’ve been very strongly opinionated or something.

I like Lehr a lot more tonight than I did 5 nights ago.

by jsl413 on Aug 5, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

no you don't!

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 5, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like him enough I looked him on baseball prospectus

The last step to liking him is getting off my ass and going to get the 2009 book to read the excerpt of a scouting report

by timb116 on Aug 5, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The box score of the Phillies game really is great anecdotal evidence for

why power is so good. They haven’t strung hits together, and they don’t have anyone with a monster night, just power hitting.

by jsl413 on Aug 5, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

look like hes coming back out

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 5, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Lehr!

Give me an excuse to light this cigar!

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Aug 5, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

If he finishes with a shutout

How long do you think it will be before some “witty” reporter or broadcaster makes a King Lear reference?

"My brain is almost the size of normal human being," he said. "Almost. Real pleased with that." -Scott Rolen

by RedsMasochist on Aug 5, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jim Day is already working on it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

kudos

good call

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd take a bow, but that was too obvious.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Sides

Jim Day is more of a King Leer.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

well done sir

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and this one belongs to the Reds

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, a complete game shutout.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck you losing streak

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 5, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

That was pure dominance

Can he do that a few more times this year and next?

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 5, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap

Who’d have thunk it?

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by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it's Poodle

She’s good luck.

We gotta send her to the ballpark every day.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

w00t !

suck it cubs fans !!

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 5, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Justin Lehr

you just threw a complete game shutout, how do you feel?

I fee…. (wham slammed by a pie in the face)

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

really?

Who did it?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

not yet

it is my prediction. :)

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice call.

2 by Jonny.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

what bullpen thing?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The entire bullpen came out and gave him a group hug.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

awwwww

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by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The entire bullpen pushed the dorky interviewer out of the way and all of them gave him a group hug

Arroyo and Gomes, however…..well, that’s the first thing Arroyo’s done well in two starts

by timb116 on Aug 5, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's the pie-thrower in the Reds clubhouse?

It’s always Teixeira for the Yankees.

I could see Dunn doing it, when he was a Red.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Jonny and sometimes (when healthy) Jay.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Jay

He’s gotta learn to throw pies right-handed.

Remember when Janish hit a walkoff single in his Reds debut? He got a faceful of shaving cream…and a hard kick in the face from Ryan Freel that left him with a bloody nose.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Farney made him do it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a rec, and one of the most 'disgusting' things you've ever typed.

Awesome, sir.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

My bad, Arroyo hit Lehr with the first 'pie' and then Gomes hit him with the second

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baby should stay

don’t want to tempt fate

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

King Lehr

Right away, Jim Day with it…

"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

by cesarhernandez on Aug 5, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM!

Jim Day made the ‘King Lehr’ comment three seconds into the post game.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 5, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

give that man a contract

say 3 millon a year over the next 4 years

by Dave from Louisville on Aug 5, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

It was one start...

If his control tonight is as advertised, then, I guess that’s an OK idea.

by jsl413 on Aug 5, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I’d like to see him make a few more starts… maybe we have a hidden gem?

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 5, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh oh prince fielder was about to smack some Dodger behind

by AQUABOOGIE on Aug 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

King Lehr, that's hysterical

Good to see him do well, especially against the Chubbs.

Bummed that tonight just bought Willy, Gonzo, and Dusty some more time.

Wonder what they’ll do with Lehr when Owings comes back

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Aug 5, 2009 10:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL--Thanks for the pic, but I was actually there for that

I don’t think I’ve ever cheered so hard. It was a sick play. Votto was showing some amazing defense tonight, even if he had an unpleasant night at the plate

by Red_Poodle on Aug 5, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

If you're going to be negative after a win, why even post?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 6, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jeez, you should go read the comments at Hal's place

32 year gets win of a lifetime and rather than get excited for him and realize how weird baseball is, all people want to is complain about Dusty and the Reds.

there will be PLENTY of losses over the next two seasons to complain about the Reds. Can’t we just be happy about Mr. Lehr? We can be cynical in four days when his turn comes around again.

by timb116 on Aug 6, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

This isn't Hal's place.

But I agree with your point.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 6, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

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