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Fire the Whole Coaching staff

I feel that the time has come for a drastic measure.  The Cincinnati Reds should completely fire the whole on field coaching staff.  Now here is the fun, who would you hire to replace the Reds coaching staff.

If it were up to me:

Manager-Rick Sweet (I don't know if he is actually any good, but Louisville seems to be alright).

Bench Coach-Dave Miley (I like Miley and I liked his strategy, it seemed that his biggest weakness was communication).

Hitting Coach-Eric Davis (An excellent and well rounded hitter, he hit for both contact and power).

Pitching Coach-Greg Maddux (I doubt he would come, he wants to stay close to his Las Vegas Home, but many said throughout his career that having him on a pitching staff was like having an extra pitching coach around).

3B Coach-Omar Vizquel (He has yet to hang it up, but he really should, I mostly want him to help as an infield instructor).

1B Coach- Sean Casey (A great guy, who would be well liked in the club house0.

Bullpen Coach-Kent Mercker (Another great guy, who was an excellent relief pitcher, and seems fairly intelligent.

Bullpen Catcher-Mike Stefanski.


Who do yo uwant to run this team?

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Make Cowboy the pitching coach.

It kills two birds with one stone (We don’t have to hear him talk about food anymore). Plus, the guy does really have a ton of pitching knowledge. This of course, is in stark contrast to the spherical turd currently collecting a paycheck for nothing.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 5, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i've been saying make cowboy the pitching coach for awhile

i really think he could actually pull it off …

instead of miley, make hatcher the bench coach or casey the bench coach and leave hatcher at 1b. he doesn’t need to go.

i’m hesitant to bring up sweet. if you bring him up you lose that talent in the AAA where we need it. roll out the money van and get valentine or johnson …. ie, someone who will rip up the umpires and players.

merker goes in the booth and weathers/rhodes are the playing coaches.

greg maddux bypasses pitching coach and goes straight to manager imo with his brother as his pitching coach … perhaps in atlanta when bobby goes?

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 5, 2009 8:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the only time cowboy makes any sense is when he talks mechanics of pitching

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 5, 2009 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For my head coach

I’ll take Tom Emanski and my hitting coach can be Fred McGriff since they already get along so well

I have robot insurance.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 5, 2009 8:37 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

With Emanski

the Reds could become back-to-back-to-back AAU National Champions. And the outfielders could throw balls into a trashcan.

by coocooforcocoapuffs on Aug 5, 2009 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

could we throw our outfielders into a trashcan?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 5, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Slyde, you're on fire lately

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Aug 5, 2009 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's something brown on your nose

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Aug 5, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

chocolate cake?

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 5, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh lawd, rec'd

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 7, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about a staff of players from the 1990 team?

They could teach the young team about winning for sure. Keep Hatcher at first. Maybe Billy Bates at third. Paul O’Neill for hitting coach. Norm Charlton as pitching coach. Bench coach Herm Winningham. Randy Myers in the bullpen, with Jeff Reed as bullpen catcher. As far as manager, I don’t know. Ron Oester seems like a good guy. And definitely Glenn Braggs as strength and conditioning coach.

by coocooforcocoapuffs on Aug 5, 2009 8:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can they get Rob Dibble as their coke dealer?

Ron Robinson could stick around to be the drug mule

by Cy Schourek on Aug 5, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not?

You can only entertain yourself so long as Nationals color man before you get the itch.

by coocooforcocoapuffs on Aug 5, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he wasn't THAT good

It was 3 triples and a double.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 5, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, and he STILL only scored 2 runs that day

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 5, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

because he spent too much time fishing

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 5, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or playing golf

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 5, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read this as

because he spent too much time fisting

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 5, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

intrigued?

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Aug 6, 2009 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Seriously, Dusty has to go

First time I shot her, I shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 5, 2009 8:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Davis had an unconventional swing

Sweet to look at, but very few have the bat speed to pull it off. Still, he’s gotta be better than Brook.

by ken on Aug 5, 2009 8:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave Winfield

and whoever he wants to bring with him, John Kruk included.

Then maybe we’ll get an ESPN game early in the season before we’re a shell of a AA team.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 5, 2009 9:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruk could be the strength and conditioning coach

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Aug 5, 2009 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have LOVED Dave Winfield on BBT

Who the hell knows if he would be a good or willing manager, but he should replace Morgan or McCarver in the booth immediately.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 5, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim McCarver = worst announcer not named Dick Vitale in sports

He was #2, But Billy Packer retired.

First time I shot her, I shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 5, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You obviously

haven’t been forced to watch UK basketball on JP/LF sports for years…

Dave, Dave, & Dave = Chunk getting his arm put in a blender, over and over again.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 5, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes I have, I'm a UK fan

The three Daves are better than when Rob Bromley tries to broadcast on the PPV games.

First time I shot her, I shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 5, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rob bromley is now in the huddle

martin newton was the worst announcer i’ve heard when it comes to proficiency

there are others that are more annoying though.

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Aug 5, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His in the huddle reports were hilarious in their stupidity

With the new contract we’ll get to hear more of Jimmy Dykes and his “Jodie Meek makes violent cuts!”

First time I shot her, I shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 5, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn no edit button

Meeks

First time I shot her, I shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 5, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you know he once slept on adolph rupp's couch in the basketball office?

first day on the job even!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Aug 5, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it is in his contract

That he has to make that statement every game he broadcasts.

First time I shot her, I shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 5, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, thank god JP and LF are officially gone

sorry ACC fans

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Aug 5, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True that

First time I shot her, I shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 5, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always thought Ron Oester would be somebody that should have a job on the Reds...

I don’t think he’d take crap from anyone…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 5, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He had his chance, iirc

Turned it down because of money. But it was a negotiation with Bowden, so who knows what happened.

by ken on Aug 5, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oester was one of the premier whiners in MLB

Although the award was later named for Paul O’Neil – ron was one of the best in his day.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 5, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd love to have Bobby Valentine or Davey Johnson,

but I don’t think either will accept a job managing a non-contender. With that in mind:

   Manager: Clint Hurdle. I thought for years he’d make a fine manager. I liked him in Colorado.
   Hitting coach: Mike Lum. Solid minor league experience. Member of the BRM.
   Pitching coach: Orel Hershiser. As close to Maddux as I can come.
   First base: Billy Hatcher. Has done a fine job.
   Third base: Lenn Sakata. Former Giants minor league manager, now in Japan.
   Bench: Jim Lett. Former Reds minor leaguer with wealth of coaching experience and a terrific demeanor.
   Bullpen: Lee Smith. Works well with young pitchers.

There are lots of other folks I’d consider for various positions such as Joe Coleman, Cesar Cedeno, Les Lancaster, Gary Carter, Steve Roadcap, Ron Oester, Ray Sadecki, Pete Incaviglia, Jay Bell, Garry Templeton, Marty Scott, Butch Henry, Chad Tredaway, Steve Shirley and others.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Aug 6, 2009 10:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i don't think davey wants a big league gig again

he seemed to be really good at pissing off owners despite excellent on field performances. He left New York, Cincinnati, and Balitmore because of upsetting management, despite being successful in all three cities.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Aug 6, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Dr, Turtle

whats up!
I think that if Big Bob would just hire you as GM, our troubles would be over!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 6, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Maddy!

The only way I take the job is if you come on board with me. Deal?

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Aug 6, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DEal my Friend....

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 6, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Serious question

Have any fans ever liked their team’s third base coach?

by Red Menace on Aug 6, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah i remember that

i hate how they sound and look the same.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love how I always convince myself that "this time I'll remember which one is which"

I never do.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, that gets a recomendation.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 7, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yankees fans love their current third base coach

Rob Thomson makes very smart decisions on the field. Well, except when he pushed Swisher toward 3B. But he’d probably have been out anyway if he hadn’t.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 6, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've expressed concern over the coaching staff

A couple of times, here and there.

I agree that wholesale change is the only way to go at this point, and the last thing I want is someone else’s garbage. Take a chance by hiring the young guy with the sharp eye from another organization BEFORE he becomes an insanely hot commodity.

Ultimately, I want a competent hitting coach. Then a competent pitching coach. Then we can get to the rest. The day I’m only complaining about the 3B coach is a happy day for this boy.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 7, 2009 1:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i was mostly posting rick sweet because i didn't know who else to hire

but it would be nice if the Reds could do a comprehensive search for the most talented young manager in baseball, whether it be Sweet, Mark Berry (he was rated as the best young manager in a couple of different minor leagues), or the New York Mets AA manager (who ever he may be). Instead of choosing their bench coach, scout, AAA manager, special assistant, or biggest name available.

I would love to see Greg Maddux as the pitching coach.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Aug 7, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryne Sandberg's looking for a MLB manager's job..

But he may be too entrenched in ’The right way to play" approach.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 7, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

New Reds coaching staff

Just like putting a dream team together, here is my list of coaches:
Batting – Tony Gwynn. Man you have to teach the kids how to hit where there is no fielder.
First base – Joe Morgan/Ricky Henderson. Doubling as base running coach. Have to teach how to take walking leads and when to go and when not to go.
Third base – Buddy Bell. Need to give good signs, understand each runner’s speed, when and when not to send them home.
Pitching/Reliever coach – Jim Merritt/Fred Norman. Lefties will understand why righties are wild and how to hit the corners.
Bench coach – You need a motor mouth on the bench to keep everyone loose. Who can fit that bill.
Manager – Bring back Pete Rose

by Richard L on Aug 7, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting choices until you get to

1st Base – Billy Hatcher is one of the best
3B – Buddy Bell? I’d just as soon have a younger more sabremetrically oriented guy there – Crolfer e.g.
Pitching coach – Orel Hershieser is my choice
Relievers coach – David Weathers ( as soon as he retires)
Bench Coach – I like Speier – I’m 180% against a motor mouth, methinks a conduit to the manager for the players is one of the roles that a good bench coach provides. Could you imagine Chad Ochocino a a bench coach…
Manager – Pete will never manage again. – I’m liking Ryne Sandberg at the moment.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 7, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i almost feel liek Dusty would be an excellent bench coach

this going against what i said above, but if you have a stragetic thinker as a manager, and a communicator like dusty coaching the bench, it seems like a good combination too.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Aug 7, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely...

Me at third base- I’d tell them to run into the outfield- just to confuse the defense.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 7, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Turtle becomes GM and he hires me as manager - The job is yours.

Speaking of firing poor performers – how about
tHom, Clownboy, George Grandioso, and Jim fucking Day. Please.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 8, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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