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Game 106 Thread 2: You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only use it for 4 innings!

You know the drill.  Reds are losing 5-0.

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Fuck the Cubs

Fist.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gorzelanny looks like a Cy Young winner tonight.

But then, who doesn’t against the Reds?

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 4, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow... imagine this

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 4, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Something good coming out of Ohio

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 4, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, never mind that.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 4, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Willy Taveras Subsistence Index

One hit + (one good catch or outfield assist) per four games = 1 addt’l month of guaranteed starting time and leadoff hitting

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 4, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

at this point

meh. i couldn’t care less. send in the clowns.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eight straight losses?

When does it stop? They dropped 3/4 to the Padres…so who can they beat?

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 4, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently, the Padres ... every fourth day.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You simply can't win if you have only one reliable hitter

against righties and lefties – and he’s never going to bat behind anyone who gets on base more than like 28% of the time.

Now that the pitching is wracked with injuries and overtaxed, they’re the Nationals. No exaggeration.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 4, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it's now 6-0

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm done. Night all.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 4, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

do*

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which one?

The two-run 9th, or the part where Jeff and JD come back to do the post-game?

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 4, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

again

where is the preseason prediction thread? i’d love to see who drank the kool aid and who was just a little optimistic and who was downright down with this being a losing season.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't think that's fair

The injuries have been brutal.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 4, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excuses

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 4, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was reaching for the stars

hoping for a 3rd place finish

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i honestly dont remember what i guessed

but i do remember saying everything had to go right, with no injuries, for this team to contend.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said they could win 70 or they could win 85

bets successfully hedged.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 4, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 4, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have to go 25-32

and they’re losing tonight..

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't you pay any attention to dusty?

they are about to put it together and get rolling for a long time!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Aug 4, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep at least a week end

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

just not this coming week end

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

They will recover some this month

and have a winning September. This team is like a golf round. You start out well, think you are good, play like shit for 9 holes and wonder why you keep playing, and then hit a couple of miracle shots at the end of the round to get you to come back.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 4, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like golf, huh?

Maybe that’s why I hate them lately.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd just like to know

that this kind of play is bothering them as much as me. I don’t want to care, I try not to, but this just makes me ill

by Red_Poodle on Aug 4, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

seen it before, its kind of cyclical. i didnt see the horses in the stable in spring training, and im not very surprised with the results…especially after the Bruce, Volquez and Owings injuries.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Petit

has a no hitter vs Pirates through 7. should that really count as a major league no hitter vs that lineup?

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Watch the stone throwing, Mr. Glasshouse

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 4, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cherry Hudson

in as a LIDR for Hinske.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

got out of class, put on WLW to discover:

1. Brantley talking about food.
2. The Reds are losing.

Good to know things never change around here.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Like you ever had class

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 4, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

charm school?

think they taught her to turn the decibels down?

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll defend her

yes she did. It was all 3rd, but it was class none the less

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

cowboy should take a burger tour

it does give ya something to focus on and talk about every two weeks or so.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw Brantley at CVS on Saturday with his wife

He wears his sunglasses around his neck like a douche

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 4, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jews?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

not slyde

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I was there on a Saturday

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi kids

Kind of surprised any one is still around

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Walking through the mall on my way to pick up my wife

Im wearing a Reds tshirt and hat… 2 teenagers walking by say “Hey… how bout them Reds?” I reply “Yeah… heh” Their response is raucos laughter…. I figure that about sums up the Redlegs this season.

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I figured... she never said anything about it

She would probably get a laugh out of it… but if she wasnt there then no one would have a clue what you were talking about lol

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 4, 2009 9:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

we had chandra's brother and sister with us, otherwise i probably coulda convinced chan

she really is looking for running shoes!

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by 'tHan on Aug 4, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still really like this bullpen

I wish Weathers or Rhodes had been dealt though.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 4, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Friday night

Tim Lincecum perfect game?

"My brain is almost the size of normal human being," he said. "Almost. Real pleased with that." -Scott Rolen

by RedsMasochist on Aug 4, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

that's a stretch

but a no hitter is probably obtainable

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum-Cain-Sanchez

I’m legitimately worried about a no-hit weekend.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 4, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're playing them?

no, I can foresee Rosales hitting an infield hit to ruin it

by Red_Poodle on Aug 4, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

we will bunt them into submission

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if we start swinging at first pitches.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit.

Reply fail.

This was meant for Caleb.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least we're not being no-hit

Like the Pirates are.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 4, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

no-hitter gone

Ryan Roberts singled in the 8th.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 4, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

glad to hear it

because the Pirates are our brothers in shame

by Red_Poodle on Aug 4, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

not Ryan Roberts

Reading the wrong part of the box score.

Ronny Cedeno ended the no-hitter.

Meanwhile, the Yanks hit three homers off Halladay. Looks like he’s going to pitch a complete game, but lose.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 4, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

bring him here

he will fit right in

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still only have two hits

And from Taveras and Rosales no less.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

that says to me

we are getting hits by pure luck (however I do think Rosie is coming around)

by Red_Poodle on Aug 4, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That says to me

that we’re not getting hits.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

this should porbably be considered a no hitter

by Red_Poodle on Aug 4, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wlad Wlaked!

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 4, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

It sucks that BP is basically a league average hitter

Why does Joey have to be the only player delivering? We are the Padres now, with a better farm system.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 4, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

'commanding 6 run lead'

it seems like we can barely score 6 runs in a week

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

It was a commanding lead after the first hitter

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 4, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Gon, God love you for trying

but would you mind fucking off of the team? They’re going to re-sign you if you stick around.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 4, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I really hope the Cubs win the Central

only because it is so much fun to see them fall flat in October. And to watch their fans totally lose it

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

i'd rather see them miss the playoffs

cause once they’re in, it’s basically a crap shoot for every team

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 4, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is that

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then have the White Sox win it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd love a Cubs/Red Sox WS

and a Boston sweep.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a douche convention.

DO NOT WANT!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got a close friend in Boston

lotsa good fans in Beantown. i’d love them to break the Cubbies hearts.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I repeat.

DO NOT WANT!

Though a Bruins championship, or another Celts triumph, would be very welcomed.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck. that.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 4, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

up until a few years ago when Boston won their first one

a guy at work wanted to see Boston-Cubs World Series, tied three games apiece, seventh game tied in the 9th and then the world come to an end.

That is some extreme hatred

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always assumed that that's how the Rapture started.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

amazing

considering the Marlins have won two and the Diamondback one recently.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm, nice grab by Rosales

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 4, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Fun facts of the night

1) Gorzellany had a 7.15 e.r.a against the Reds coming into tonight.

2) Stubbs 1-4 w/ a triple
    Heisey 3-4 w/ a double. Avg. In AAA up to .298.

I think Dusty’s job is safe, but I’ll be VERY surprised if Jacoby doesn’t get fired

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Aug 4, 2009 9:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

You can strap Jacoby to the sun rocket, as well.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either way. Those fuckers are gone.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

well played

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck would Tatum be PHing?

I guess because this season has turned into extended spring training?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

who else would hit?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Willie is heating up

watch out NL

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

now if they could convince him to steal a base

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tatum's batting average is .150

I could be wrong, but I believe his OBP is is higher than Taveras’

by Brian B on Aug 4, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm glad our goals are set so high.

This team is turning people into parents at a little league game.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck you ump! he was safe!

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by 'tHan on Aug 4, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's been a bunch of that too.

I’m waiting for some RR member to get tased for charging the dugout for not playing Janish enough.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

There you go Poodle.

He even drove in a run.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's going to suck soooooooooooo bad.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to be the Old Guy

but was anyone here really looking forward to GI Joe?

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

as best i can tell this summer at the movies

has been teh summer of teh suck

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by 'tHan on Aug 4, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am very concerned and disturbed by that movie

terrible casting. there is no way that it’s believable ryan reynolds would date sandra bullock.

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by 'tHan on Aug 4, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

But she plays a CANADIAN!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's married to scarlett johansen

and she’s married to that redneck motorcycle dude.

case closed

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by 'tHan on Aug 4, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to Green this by myself

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh and all her shitty movies*

*divine secrets of the ya-ya sisterhood excluded

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by 'tHan on Aug 4, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you know all this shit? Do you read US Weekly?

/gay’d

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a different note,

The Blind Side looks terrible. Completely fucked it up.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hollywood is completely bereft of ideas

"My brain is almost the size of normal human being," he said. "Almost. Real pleased with that." -Scott Rolen

by RedsMasochist on Aug 4, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sort of.

They made it a white-woman-saves-black-youth film.

Looks awful. Although, Orgeron and Sabon make cameos.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, it has nothing to do with actuall footbal strategy.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

I was a Ghostbusters/TMNT kid.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

he-man

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by 'tHan on Aug 4, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking dancing movies.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's no way it can't be shitty.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's american badass

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by 'tHan on Aug 4, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

it looks really, really bad

almost as bad as the Reds

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always think Sean Marshall should only pitch in relief of Ted Lilly

“Kids, this is the story of how your Uncle Marshall blew a six run lead.”

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

repeat'd

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by 'tHan on Aug 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

JOEY VOTTO!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Joey!!

rode that into the Canadian SUnset

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

It's that time of the game where the Reds make a futile comeback attempt

http://www.moviesounds.com/animal/goallout.wav

"My brain is almost the size of normal human being," he said. "Almost. Real pleased with that." -Scott Rolen

by RedsMasochist on Aug 4, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

You are correct?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice job, BP

You’ll get ’em next time, champ.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

least it wasn't a double play

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

at most

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rarely used.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I like him when they use him.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 4, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not hustling enough

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 4, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAH WLAD?!?!?!

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 4, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

WLADDIE!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Impaler.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

It's Tatum time!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 4, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's that late rally that always falls flat.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Reds have been scoring runs in the 9th inning in droves

Too bad they are always way behind by that point.

And once again, it’s willy – “the tying run”

by Brian B on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

And "spoils" that right-down-broadway fastball

And the 4-3. He is taking the 4-3 title away from McCracken, which is nearly impossible for right handed batters.

Can we get a spray chart on this guy? He hits everything to second, usually in the air.

by Brian B on Aug 4, 2009 10:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Willy's up

Are you fucking kidding me.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

"let's go cubbies"

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Aug 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Die.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I turned the sound off in the seventh or so.

I knew what you were referencing.

It’s still bullshit.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's with Tatum...?

He’s been hitting well.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate the Reds

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

And Willy ends the game 2 days in a row

"My brain is almost the size of normal human being," he said. "Almost. Real pleased with that." -Scott Rolen

by RedsMasochist on Aug 4, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty disagrees, he'd rather make an analogy about lineups being like salads.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anecdote

I took my dad to a game last year against the Pirates. The Reds had two chances to win the game, once during regulation, once in extras. Corey Patterson came up to bat both times and ended the inning.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 4, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to kick my ass!

I just sat here and watched every inning of that disaster. I was watching Jim Day on the wrap up show when I realized I have Directv, I can watch something else. Sometimes it really sucks to love baseball.

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Aug 4, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

So sorry I had to run earlier...

But I didn’t miss anything…was in the car when Wad shot one over the RF fence…
I’m so glad that everyone liked the Brazilian Pan-Am synchronized swimmers…so glad I reiterate:

And let me just say despite the problems, injuries and difficulties facing him, Dusty remains steadfastly oblivious to logic…and I think from the high energy drive that this team exhibits (Rosy excluded) that Dusty has totally lost this team, if he ever had it.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 4, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I need to learn Portuguese, stat

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 4, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMOST PERFECTION - NO?

You’ll never see these kind of athletic women on Bronson’s boat..

Listen BK I think I can hook you up…the problem is that these girls are twins and go everywhere together…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 4, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe that BK is up for the challenge...

I give Bei and Burka a call tomorrow, good thing I’m fluent in Portuguese.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 4, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

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