Game 106 Thread 2: You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only use it for 4 innings!
You know the drill. Reds are losing 5-0.
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Nice.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Gorzelanny looks like a Cy Young winner tonight.
But then, who doesn’t against the Reds?
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Willy Taveras Subsistence Index
One hit + (one good catch or outfield assist) per four games = 1 addt’l month of guaranteed starting time and leadoff hitting
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 4, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
Eight straight losses?
When does it stop? They dropped 3/4 to the Padres…so who can they beat?
"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)
Apparently, the Padres ... every fourth day.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
You simply can't win if you have only one reliable hitter
against righties and lefties – and he’s never going to bat behind anyone who gets on base more than like 28% of the time.
Now that the pitching is wracked with injuries and overtaxed, they’re the Nationals. No exaggeration.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 4, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it's now 6-0
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
Which one?
The two-run 9th, or the part where Jeff and JD come back to do the post-game?
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
again
where is the preseason prediction thread? i’d love to see who drank the kool aid and who was just a little optimistic and who was downright down with this being a losing season.
"I piss excellence"
I don't think that's fair
The injuries have been brutal.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I was reaching for the stars
hoping for a 3rd place finish
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
i honestly dont remember what i guessed
but i do remember saying everything had to go right, with no injuries, for this team to contend.
"I piss excellence"
I said they could win 70 or they could win 85
bets successfully hedged.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
didn't you pay any attention to dusty?
they are about to put it together and get rolling for a long time!
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
yep at least a week end
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
just not this coming week end
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
They will recover some this month
and have a winning September. This team is like a golf round. You start out well, think you are good, play like shit for 9 holes and wonder why you keep playing, and then hit a couple of miracle shots at the end of the round to get you to come back.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
or...just boring as shit, expensive and a complete waste of 4 hours
Will you stop it with the vegetables
I'd just like to know
that this kind of play is bothering them as much as me. I don’t want to care, I try not to, but this just makes me ill
nope
seen it before, its kind of cyclical. i didnt see the horses in the stable in spring training, and im not very surprised with the results…especially after the Bruce, Volquez and Owings injuries.
"I piss excellence"
Petit
has a no hitter vs Pirates through 7. should that really count as a major league no hitter vs that lineup?
"I piss excellence"
Watch the stone throwing, Mr. Glasshouse
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Cherry Hudson
in as a LIDR for Hinske.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
got out of class, put on WLW to discover:
1. Brantley talking about food.
2. The Reds are losing.
Good to know things never change around here.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Like you ever had class
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I'll defend her
yes she did. It was all 3rd, but it was class none the less
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
cowboy should take a burger tour
it does give ya something to focus on and talk about every two weeks or so.
"I piss excellence"
I saw Brantley at CVS on Saturday with his wife
He wears his sunglasses around his neck like a douche
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
needs to get some cool flip shades for his bi-focals like a certain badass we know
Will you stop it with the vegetables
I don't know
I was there on a Saturday
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
hi kids
Kind of surprised any one is still around
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Walking through the mall on my way to pick up my wife
Im wearing a Reds tshirt and hat… 2 teenagers walking by say “Hey… how bout them Reds?” I reply “Yeah… heh” Their response is raucos laughter…. I figure that about sums up the Redlegs this season.
by wishfuldrifter on Aug 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I didn't get the chance to stop by and say hello to your wife last friday
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I figured... she never said anything about it
She would probably get a laugh out of it… but if she wasnt there then no one would have a clue what you were talking about lol
by wishfuldrifter on Aug 4, 2009 9:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
we had chandra's brother and sister with us, otherwise i probably coulda convinced chan
she really is looking for running shoes!
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I still really like this bullpen
I wish Weathers or Rhodes had been dealt though.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 4, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
Friday night
Tim Lincecum perfect game?
"My brain is almost the size of normal human being," he said. "Almost. Real pleased with that." -Scott Rolen
that's a stretch
but a no hitter is probably obtainable
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Lincecum-Cain-Sanchez
I’m legitimately worried about a no-hit weekend.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
we will bunt them into submission
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Not if we start swinging at first pitches.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit.
Reply fail.
This was meant for Caleb.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
at least we're not being no-hit
Like the Pirates are.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
no-hitter gone
Ryan Roberts singled in the 8th.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
not Ryan Roberts
Reading the wrong part of the box score.
Ronny Cedeno ended the no-hitter.
Meanwhile, the Yanks hit three homers off Halladay. Looks like he’s going to pitch a complete game, but lose.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
bring him here
he will fit right in
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Tim Lincecum is the frontrunner for the Cy Young this year?
who woulda thunk that?
Krivsky!
"I piss excellence"
Wlad Wlaked!
"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)
It sucks that BP is basically a league average hitter
Why does Joey have to be the only player delivering? We are the Padres now, with a better farm system.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 4, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
'commanding 6 run lead'
it seems like we can barely score 6 runs in a week
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
It was a commanding lead after the first hitter
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
A-Gon, God love you for trying
but would you mind fucking off of the team? They’re going to re-sign you if you stick around.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 4, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
I really hope the Cubs win the Central
only because it is so much fun to see them fall flat in October. And to watch their fans totally lose it
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
i'd rather see them miss the playoffs
cause once they’re in, it’s basically a crap shoot for every team
Will you stop it with the vegetables
And then have the White Sox win it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds like a douche convention.
DO NOT WANT!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i got a close friend in Boston
lotsa good fans in Beantown. i’d love them to break the Cubbies hearts.
"I piss excellence"
I repeat.
DO NOT WANT!
Though a Bruins championship, or another Celts triumph, would be very welcomed.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck. that.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 4, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
up until a few years ago when Boston won their first one
a guy at work wanted to see Boston-Cubs World Series, tied three games apiece, seventh game tied in the 9th and then the world come to an end.
That is some extreme hatred
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I always assumed that that's how the Rapture started.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Hm, nice grab by Rosales
"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)
Fun facts of the night
1) Gorzellany had a 7.15 e.r.a against the Reds coming into tonight.
2) Stubbs 1-4 w/ a triple
Heisey 3-4 w/ a double. Avg. In AAA up to .298.
I think Dusty’s job is safe, but I’ll be VERY surprised if Jacoby doesn’t get fired
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Aug 4, 2009 9:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
You can strap Jacoby to the sun rocket, as well.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought you wanted that rocket to hit the sun?
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 4, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Either way. Those fuckers are gone.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
The Reds want Rolen to bend over
and field some ground ball
Why the fuck would Tatum be PHing?
I guess because this season has turned into extended spring training?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
who else would hit?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Willie is heating up
watch out NL
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
now if they could convince him to steal a base
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I'm glad our goals are set so high.
This team is turning people into parents at a little league game.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
let's beat him up before his mother picks him up for his orthodontist appointment!
Will you stop it with the vegetables
There's been a bunch of that too.
I’m waiting for some RR member to get tased for charging the dugout for not playing Janish enough.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
There you go Poodle.
He even drove in a run.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
It's going to suck soooooooooooo bad.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
as best i can tell this summer at the movies
has been teh summer of teh suck
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
I believe that's going to end up grossing more than the Sex and the City movie
Be concerned, tHan. Be concerned.
I am very concerned and disturbed by that movie
terrible casting. there is no way that it’s believable ryan reynolds would date sandra bullock.
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
But she plays a CANADIAN!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
he's married to scarlett johansen
and she’s married to that redneck motorcycle dude.
case closed
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
but enough about jimmy buffet's fan base
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 4, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I want to Green this by myself
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
oh and all her shitty movies*
*divine secrets of the ya-ya sisterhood excluded
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
How do you know all this shit? Do you read US Weekly?
/gay’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
On a different note,
The Blind Side looks terrible. Completely fucked it up.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Hollywood is completely bereft of ideas
"My brain is almost the size of normal human being," he said. "Almost. Real pleased with that." -Scott Rolen
by RedsMasochist on Aug 4, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Sort of.
They made it a white-woman-saves-black-youth film.
Looks awful. Although, Orgeron and Sabon make cameos.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, it has nothing to do with actuall footbal strategy.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
I was a Ghostbusters/TMNT kid.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I know.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking dancing movies.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
There's no way it can't be shitty.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
it looks really, really bad
almost as bad as the Reds
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I always think Sean Marshall should only pitch in relief of Ted Lilly
“Kids, this is the story of how your Uncle Marshall blew a six run lead.”
JOEY VOTTO!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Joey!!
rode that into the Canadian SUnset
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
It's that time of the game where the Reds make a futile comeback attempt
http://www.moviesounds.com/animal/goallout.wav
"My brain is almost the size of normal human being," he said. "Almost. Real pleased with that." -Scott Rolen
You are correct?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
least it wasn't a double play
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Rarely used.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed. I like him when they use him.
"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)
He's not hustling enough
"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)
YEAH WLAD?!?!?!
"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)
WLADDIE!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Impaler.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
It's Tatum time!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Here's that late rally that always falls flat.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
Reds have been scoring runs in the 9th inning in droves
Too bad they are always way behind by that point.
And once again, it’s willy – “the tying run”
by Brian B on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
And "spoils" that right-down-broadway fastball
And the 4-3. He is taking the 4-3 title away from McCracken, which is nearly impossible for right handed batters.
Can we get a spray chart on this guy? He hits everything to second, usually in the air.
by Brian B on Aug 4, 2009 10:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Willy's up
Are you fucking kidding me.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Die.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I turned the sound off in the seventh or so.
I knew what you were referencing.
It’s still bullshit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
What's with Tatum...?
He’s been hitting well.
"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)
And Willy ends the game 2 days in a row
"My brain is almost the size of normal human being," he said. "Almost. Real pleased with that." -Scott Rolen
this is why lineups matter
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty disagrees, he'd rather make an analogy about lineups being like salads.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Anecdote
I took my dad to a game last year against the Pirates. The Reds had two chances to win the game, once during regulation, once in extras. Corey Patterson came up to bat both times and ended the inning.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 4, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone needs to kick my ass!
I just sat here and watched every inning of that disaster. I was watching Jim Day on the wrap up show when I realized I have Directv, I can watch something else. Sometimes it really sucks to love baseball.
by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Aug 4, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
So sorry I had to run earlier...
But I didn’t miss anything…was in the car when Wad shot one over the RF fence…
I’m so glad that everyone liked the Brazilian Pan-Am synchronized swimmers…so glad I reiterate:

And let me just say despite the problems, injuries and difficulties facing him, Dusty remains steadfastly oblivious to logic…and I think from the high energy drive that this team exhibits (Rosy excluded) that Dusty has totally lost this team, if he ever had it.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I need to learn Portuguese, stat
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 4, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
AMOST PERFECTION - NO?
You’ll never see these kind of athletic women on Bronson’s boat..
Listen BK I think I can hook you up…the problem is that these girls are twins and go everywhere together…
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I believe that BK is up for the challenge...
I give Bei and Burka a call tomorrow, good thing I’m fluent in Portuguese.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

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