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Game 130 Thread: Pirates at Reds

Pittsburgh Pirates at Cincinnati Reds, Aug 31, 2009 1:10 PM EDT



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Pittsburgh Pirates
@ Cincinnati Reds

Monday, Aug 31, 2009, 1:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Daniel McCutchen vs Kip Wells

Sunny. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 70.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Daniel McCutchen (AAA) 13-6 3.47 1.21 110 29



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Kip Wells 0-1 4.61 1.54 12 8


Double-header today and the good news is that even if the Reds lose both games, they won't be in last place.  Yay.

They'll be facing 26-year old rookie Daniel McCutchen who will be making his first big league start today.  The right-hander was acquired last season from the Yankees in the deal that sent Xavier Nady to the Bronx.  McCutchen reportedly has decent stuff (fastball sits around 90 MPH, excellent curveball, okay changeup), but he has outstanding control.  That definitely shows up in the numbers as he's walked under 2 batters per 9 IP in his minor league career.  He's not a high strikeout pitcher, but the 7.5 per 9 IP looks good next to those low walk totals.  He has been prone to the giving up the long ball from time to time, but he's managed to control those more this year.  Don't be surprised if the Reds struggle with him because, well, he's a pitcher who will be on the mound while they bat.

Former Pirate Kip Wells faces his old team for the first time as a Red (he faced them twice with the Cardinals).  Wells was actually a solid pitcher with the Pirates, posting a 36-53 record with a 4.20 ERA (102 ERA+) in 5 seasons in the Steel City.  Of course, he's gone 9-23 with an ERA around 5.75 since leaving Pittsburgh, but that's no reason not to put him your starting rotation, right?  Honestly, I really have no desire to see Kip Wells pitching for the Reds.  However, given the inevitable tiredness that we'll see from the bullpen because of the last week's worth of extra inning games and the double-header today, I hope that he pitches 7 lights out innings and saves this staff from imminent doom.  And then I hope he's sent down to make room for Johnny Cueto in game 2.

The Reds went 4-2 since they last saw the Pirates.  The Pirates went 2-4 since they last saw the Reds.  Now is the time to put some distance between 5th and 6th place.  Man, that really sounds pathetic.

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I hope this afternoon’s game gives me some hope for tonight.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2009 11:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn

I just had an old reflex when I saw the starters. My mind’s eye caught that it was the Pirates and we were facing Kip Wells and I felt relief. Hell yes, we’re gonna get well today. Then, reality set in.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 11:10 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

When Kip Wells started getting passed around the league

I remember thinking that there was no way in the world that he’d be out of the league before making a start for the Reds. It was inevitable.

One of the most interesting aspects of Reds fandom is the absolute knowledge that, sooner or later, every mediocre to bad MLB player just trying to hang on will get a run out in our jersey.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 31, 2009 11:24 AM EDT reply actions  

holy shit!

http://redlegnation.com/2009/08/31/interesting-note-from-tsn/

Dave Duncan might be looking for a new job!

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 31, 2009 11:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Please, please, please!

THIS IS ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 31, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

interesting

What does that mean, about the media driving his son Chris out of town? The Sox released him a week ago, and no one else has signed him, which suggests that maybe he just sucks.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Time for the Reds to sign Chris then

Then sign Shelley to a minor league deal with an invite in the off-season. Anything that might lure Duncan here and send Mr. Penis Joke out the door.

Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Aug 31, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doc Rogers talked at length about Duncan's frustration and anger with St. Louis yesterday after the game.

It seems he was in Walt’s ‘inner circle’ (according to Doc) at St. Louis but with the organizational changes going on over there he doesn’t even have input into how minor league pitchers are being developed And he has no input on new pitchers that are being considered to be brought on board at the MLB level. He is really pissed. Also the idea that he is joined at the hip with LaLoser is not enough to keep him in Cardinal land.

My guess is that the Cards will suck up to him enough to try and keep him but I wouldn’t at all be surprised to see Duncan testing the waters. One problem with the Reds hiring him is that Duncan is all about winning.

The other problem is that the Reds have a steller pitching coach in Dick Pole….
Doc overhead this conversationbetween Billy Hatcher and Pole:

Hatcher: Hey Dick, word’s out that Dave Duncan might be looking for a new gig…"
Dick Pole “Nah, he just got traded to the Red Sox”
Hatch" "HooooooooooKaaay…(under breath) – ‘moron’..

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 31, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

For the love of all that is good and holy

Please someone bring him to the Reds. I’d stash his son as a 5th outfielder on the roster if that would do it.

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 31, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll let Dave Duncan's son bang my mentally ill sister.

If it means more wins and less DickPole.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I cant wait for Brett Tomko 2

the sequel 10 years later.
Brett amazingly has played for 11 teams in his career.

by davidmac84 on Aug 31, 2009 11:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Fay shows us that 30 minutes before game time, there are plenty of good seats still available

Half hour before first pitch. Plenty of good seats available. on Twitpic

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

no doubt

there will be more people on this blog than in the park today..

"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan

by RedinWrigleyville on Aug 31, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe not.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps,

perhaps not

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ask again later.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Christian Bale?

I didn’t know he was in that movie. I’m definitely not seeing it now.

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I was really conflicted about continuing to desire sweet nook-nook from Cate Blanchett during that movie.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Grande

“very small crowd”

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by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

"waiting on that roster move"

Seriously, they’ll do it between games?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently

if they call someone up he can’t be in the clubhouse for this game

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which means they'll probably tell them around 2 or 3 so they can drive up from Louisville

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The called-up player can be in the ballpark, just not in the clubhouse.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

But there are no empty seats...

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by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like they've got about 200 people to choose from

most of whom would probably fare better than Kip Wells

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there definately going to be a move between games?

Is it just to fill out the pen for game 2?

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

They said they'd wait and see how heavily the 'pen gets used in game 1

so, yeah, it looks like someone will be coming up

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to me

“Grande gives me the fucking creeps.”

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty's really going to be able to hear who's hitting well today.

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 31, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not yet, apparently that's going to happen in between games

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is MLB.tv working for anyone?

It’s being awfully weird for me.

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by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Sutton and Rosales?

Yuck.

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by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Makes me nostalgic for early August.

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Janish will probably play game 2

And BP, assuming his cramps are better.

I’m wondering if Darnell will play game 2 as well. CF is usually a position where they don’t like to play the same guy in both halves of a doubleheader.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

then again

Maybe they’re saving Janish for the bullpen.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

BF

you are the perfect woman

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Aug 31, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had no idea Wells still throws 92

Sign him to an extension Walt!

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbsy!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

First leadoff homer of the season for the Reds

Well, when Tavaras is up there with a wet noodle, what do you expect….

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 31, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

and nearly as many testicles

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is great

I went up to do laundry right as the Reds were coming to bat. I was coming back thinking, I wonder if Stubbs got his second homer off of the rookie….nah, he probably struck out

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stubbs, a former Longhorn, had to be pumped

to go yard off a former Sooner.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Aug 31, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what kind of a name is Kip, anyway?

Short for Skip? Kipling? Kippinger?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Kipshit

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kipples

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

his name is Robert, actually

according to the Wikipedia. i guess there were just too many Bob Wellses in Houston for his liking.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 31, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kip is what Longhorns call the guy who gives the best head in the locker room.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oklahoma quickie-

Cum Sooner.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nebraska specialty:

The Cornhole Husky. Think Andy Richter…then stop thinking.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's currently

12:34 AM in Bangkok, guys.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

And Gary Glitter

is just getting ready to hit the streets!

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm a quick one

But I just realized that Pittsburgh is coming at us with two McCutchens. Well, that’s a tactic that hasn’t been used before.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Brilliant!

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by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which McCutchen do you think was drafted

not once, not twice, not thrice, but four times?

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Aug 31, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Karen?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have a winner. No wait,

it was Daniel — 2003 27th round by the Yankees, 2004 28th round by the Rays, 2005 12th round by the Cardinals and 2006 15th round by the Yankees. How’s that for worthless trivia?

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Aug 31, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a quick one

but I just realized that Kip Wells sucks.

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually realized he sucked when he hit the batter, long before Jaramillo's hit

(and the rooke pithcher’s hit)

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, that was a Fya post right there

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Reds!

They’re my favorite team.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Great

I’m sitting here playing “Name the Pirate” and Kip Wells cannot get any of them out. Fuckin’ Reds.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

God, I hate Jim Day.

MUTE

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by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone like him?

How does he have this job?

In 2013 winning baseball will be back in Cincy!

RIP Norris Hopper's and Juan Castro's MLB career

by Zach K on Aug 31, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

blue jackets?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're a professional hockey team that plays in Columbus

Shocking, I know

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always wondered how he got the name Blue Jacket

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 31, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was an obese hillbilly who had a mancrush on him.

Seriously. Earlier this year the broadcast team sent Jim down and forced him to sit next to the portly poophead, chatting him up for several innings as the fan stored every moment for his spank bank.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That DOES kinda look like that dude...

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIllbilly? That's racist.

We prefer Appalachian Americans.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Aug 31, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut it, redneck.

Don’t make me distract you with something shiny or edible.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kip Wells is my hero

It takes a real man to suck as bad as he does.

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

He's nicely averaging over 20 pitches an inning

Now this – THIS - is a pitcher that Dusty can ride til his arm falls off. Have him throw 200 pitches and a complete game. I don’t care. Save the pen for Cueto.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Cueto won't need the 'pen

He’ll pitch a no-hitter on 92 pitches… That’s my dream anyway

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marty just blew him up

Kind of funny, and sad at the same time.

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 31, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hereby declare that Kip Wells is too much of a veteran to need a pitch count.

I don’t care if he dies on the mound. Kip can run up 217 pitches today. He’s not part of our future…until next year when he beats us while wearing an Arizona uniform. Twice.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who do you think sucks more?

Kip Wells or this guy?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he likes 3-ways.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet he only goes into the 4th

5th if he gets lucky and gets some quick outs… I just think this is another guy Dusty probably loves

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice day for Drew Stubbs

And it’s only the third inning. God, I hope he’s gotten comfortable!

by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Amen

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is so fast he GLIDES!

In 2013 winning baseball will be back in Cincy!

RIP Norris Hopper's and Juan Castro's MLB career

by Zach K on Aug 31, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sutton got the game tying hit??? huh?

In 2013 winning baseball will be back in Cincy!

RIP Norris Hopper's and Juan Castro's MLB career

by Zach K on Aug 31, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Rolen, professional hitter

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 31, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

but not professional baserunner

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 31, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He knows how to win

an get on the DL

In 2013 winning baseball will be back in Cincy!

RIP Norris Hopper's and Juan Castro's MLB career

by Zach K on Aug 31, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

*and

In 2013 winning baseball will be back in Cincy!

RIP Norris Hopper's and Juan Castro's MLB career

by Zach K on Aug 31, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howdeeee

WEll what’s got into Stumps?
Damn…This could be the beginning of a great career…or maybe it has something to do with playing the Pirates.

Double headers were great when I was a kid because just about all of the bench players got a start and it was a complete day of nothing but baseball.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 31, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

They were great.

Of course, every doubleheader and Sunday day game I saw as a kid meant seeing Bill Plummer instead of Johnny Bench, but it still was fun.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Aug 31, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but it also meant that chic Ruiz would play

Or Junior Kennedy or some other AAAA journeyman and it was always cool because Nuxy would wax long and hard about what a great receiver Plummer was or what versatile athlete Ruiz was or wasn’t it great that Kennedy had come so far considering that he

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 31, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fay estimates attendance at 500.

Can we get more comments than that in the game thread?

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Aug 31, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Pirates should feel comfortable

that also means the one guy who is yelling throughout the whole game can be heard clearly.

by ol Pete on Aug 31, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will say this

I still don’t like the trade… but I really do like seeing Scott Rolen in a Reds uniform.

Also, I saw that Edwin went on the DL… he’s had a rough year.

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Rolen is turning out to be a very good acquisisiton.

I have a feeling of expectation when he’s at bat…I expect him to at least make contact and in an RBI situation I have an expectation that he can get thejob done. I neverhad that feeling with EdE.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 31, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That's cause EdE wasn't clutch and hated baseball

oh, and he was lazy too

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he hates our freedom

George Bush said he was hiding WMDs.

Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

No No No

You’re confusing him with Adam Dunn
EdE liked baseball – he just wasn’t clutch

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 31, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't there a weird obsession by (marty? idk) about how EdE never smiled and never enjoyed himself

and how he hated everything and no one liked him?

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 31, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

PDoc said that, for sure

not sure if Marty did as well

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on if Maloney gets sent down, which I doubt will happen since the Reds don't have a day off for a while

I bet Wells gets sent down.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot about Maloney

I was trying to think of who else was there, I was really hoping that Wells wasn’t the only other option until the Bats playoff run is over.

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes the most sense to me too

Since they’re waiting until in between games to make a roster move, it’s reasonable that they’d send someone down who was pitching in the first game.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially since they'll just call him back up tomorrow.

He won’t even pack.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the Bats game yesterday while I was getting autographs

I got Rick Sweet’s autograph and he was talking about how his phone never stops ringing. Just as he said that, it started to ring. He sighed loudly and walked off the line to talk to whoever it was. He didn’t look too happy. I wonder if they decided who was getting sent up yesterday and that was what the call was about?

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent article from Posnanski (redundant, I know)

about professionalism in baseball and how it is killing teams like the Royals, Pirates, and Reds. This kind of sums up why I like what the Pirates did this year. It’s extreme and makes them look amateur, but so the F what. Haven’t the last 17 years already done that?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, that was kinda silly

What if he had asked, “Why does my pee smell like Golden Crisps after I eat them for breakfast?” Would Poz have thought that was brilliant too?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed, kinda fanboyish

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 31, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but if I was watching a baseball game with Bill James, I probably would be, too.

" I don’t know, Mr. James, how many bowls did you have?"

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 31, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

why DOES that happen?

and why do i enjoy it as much as i do?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 31, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing that Bill isn't a professional

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 31, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that picture...

with Bill James in the inset. Ha.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do like the article. The SI format is kind of goofy though.

Especially the “story highlights” (He doesn’t love stats, he isn’t cynical; he just doesn’t accept things at face value) and the picture of Bloomquist with Bill James’ smiling face inset next to Willie’s head.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 31, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is going well.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

"This is painful to watch, right here." - sMarty

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

There's gotta be one of the Caray's named Kip, right?

He’d be better than what we’ve got right now.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Kip Winger

he might have been a catcher though.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rob Beach is a great guitar player

He would be a better CF than Willie Patterson

In 2013 winning baseball will be back in Cincy!

RIP Norris Hopper's and Juan Castro's MLB career

by Zach K on Aug 31, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd for catcher

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Catch you'all later - I'm off to work

Lets Win 2 !!!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 31, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Kippy at 83 pitches through 4

Efficiency.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

If Kip Wells gets a hit

He’ll have a higher average than three position players for the Reds.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF are the announcers blabbing about?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

You could ask this question 3 or 4 times a game

And no one would know the answer, even the announcers themselves. The torrent of verbal diarrhea washes away all rational thought.

Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it

I rather them talk about things other then the Reds. When Kip Wells pitches I rather hear about UC Football then be reminded how my favorite team sucks.

In 2013 winning baseball will be back in Cincy!

RIP Norris Hopper's and Juan Castro's MLB career

by Zach K on Aug 31, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I'm weird (not talking about the name)

When I watch a Reds game, I kind of want to hear some play-by-play. Madness, sheer madness I know

Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay Red Reporters

Kip’s thrown 97 pitches through 5. How many innings does Dusty let him go?

I say only 6, but it should be 8

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Till his arm falls off

Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

7, 127 pitches

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm all for wearing him out

but I think 7 thousand pitches is a bit ridiculous.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that as soon as I posted

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice inning by Kip

Now he’s only at 97 pitches through 5 innings, an average of 19.4 per inning. Under 20! Under 20!

by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I want Joey Votto to get more hits

That will make the universe seem sensible again.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Once again...

Fisher in a close game. I guess there aren’t a ton of other options, but still…

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Was listening on the radio earlier

when Marty was talking to teh Fay. Anyways, they said that with the trade deadline at midnight tonight, the Reds could be doing a trade.

The observation was made that there were about 20 scouts in the stands. Also, Marty claimed that he talked to Tim Naehring who said that there was a good chance the Reds do some kind of trade today.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

So, 20 scouts in the stands

and about 50 fans?

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder if it's Gomes?

Don’t know who else anyone would want

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had read that the Dodgers want a lefty power bat for the bench

If that’s the case, I’d see what they want for Nix.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arroyo perhaps?

but probably Votto for Tony Clark.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

but Arroyo's not pitching

Why would there be scouts in the stands if it’s him?

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I don't know

That’s far too logical for the likes of me.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 31, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

right, that's why I'm thinking it's probably Gomes

or maybe Nix, maybe that’s why they tried to play him today. It’d be funny if all those scouts were there to see Nix and he got scratched.

Hope they’re enjoying their cheese coneys

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know who else it could be

Unless it’s one of our pitchers or something

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe it's Adam Rosales

And that’s why he’s playing.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yet. He's not pitching yet.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 31, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

did he say

Which teams’ scouts are there?

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah didn't say the teams

Just that there were a lot of scouts….about 20

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great, only 6 IP and he's gone

Hopefully Fisher can implode again and not actually record any outs today

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

so far, so good

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now its Fisher

in a tie game, great.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I figured out which pitcher I want to send down after the first game today

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring back Kip Wells

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Carlos Fisher

just came in to set this up for extra innings.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Janish pinch hitting for Fisher

Because we don’t want to use a lot of relievers today.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure, we don't.

But we’re not the idiot who burned Rhodes after one batter in a tie game yesterday, either.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he is the reliever today!

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I trust him equally as much as I do Fisher right now.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please score, Janish

The last thing we need is another extra innings game, with 12 innings yesterday and a doubleheader today.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

If I'm Dusty, and this game goes into extras,

I put Janish in to pitch the top of the 10th, just to make sure it doesn’t go any further

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the Reds luck

He would have 5 or 6 3 pitch innings… but then who will pay short?

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet he'd try it

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

With our luck

Janish will turn into Nick Green, and pitch two no-hit innings.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty never gives up in extra inning games

He always fights tooth and nail to prolong the game as long as possible, burning as many possible players along the way. He never sees the valor in learning to run and “fight” another day by just ordering up the Ryan Franklin Special.

Which, I guess is commendable, but it’d be nice if he could get these games won in the traditional nine innings.

(Not that he wins in extras either.)

by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP in for Sutton

and swinging for the fences on the first pitch.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanrahan definitely read the scouting report on BP

5 of the 6 pitches were sliders low and away. He might have walked if he hadn’t swung the bat.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marty would have an anuerysm if this game goes more than 9 innings.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. Wonderful.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's being sent down?

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't matter

they’ll be back tomorrow

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless they actually release someone

They might want to make room on the 40-man.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We may not have an option on Kip.

So he’d have to go through waivers before we could bring him back, right?

Let’s pray for that.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It makes sense though

if Cueto comes out and lays an egg or burns through his pitch count quickly, I really don’t mind if they have Ramirez throw 100 pitches, even if he’s been used as a reliever of late.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

They just needed a fresh arm to eat innings, and Ram-Ram takes care of that.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, at least Rhodes is being efficient

sigh.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe

He’s the one the scouts are here to see.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's his contract for next season?

I thought it was relatively cheap. Of course, Rhodes will be another year older.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 31, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty's plan tonight...

Cueto 5.0 IP
RamRam 1.0 IP
DRH 0.1 IP
JBur 1.0 IP
Owing 1.0 IP
Cordero 1.0 IP

Afterward, everyone’s arm falls off.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I meant to put 0.2 IP for Burton

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot about the extras...

Both of these games are going into extras…. you can put that in the bank

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it's tied late

then Dusty stays with Owings.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Owings will have to come in in the second inning

of the second game, after Cueto gives up six runs.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joel Hanrahan is with Pittsburgh because he sucked in Washington

He sucked in Washington.

And he just struck out two of our guys in a perfect inning.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

sucked in Washington you say?

Don't take anything I say too seriously, I sure don't.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 31, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

because

How can you not love a president named Bubba?

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is Dusty's fascination with switching out players?

We only have Corky left on the bench now… what really goes through his mind?

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, the game only lasts nine innings.

Why wouldn’t we go ahead and use up all of our players?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everybody gets to play

and everybody gets an ice cream after the game.

The Dodger Way

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yea

He did. And they actually won.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

/roided

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

"After the game, we get a free sno-cone!"

“Even if you only play half-game, you get a whole… you don’t get a half sno-cone, you get a whole sno-cone, so it’s always whole.”

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Regan?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

One of my favorites.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's racist!

Most adults can’t digest dairy.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a recessive hereditary trait.

Methinks if your mom and pop could drink milk as adults, and all your siblings, then you’re almost assuredly okey-dokey.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

most white people can

90% of Northern Europeans can digest milk as adults, with Swedes having the highest percentage.

The fact that most people can’t caused problems back in the ‘60s and ’70s. US aid groups would distribute powdered milk to Third World countries, and it would make people sick. They didn’t understand why. They thought they were mixing it with dirty water, or not mixing it at all – just eating handfuls of it dry. Nope. They were just lactose-intolerant.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

guilty

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Aug 31, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's how Hank Aaron would want it

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Dusty could use something else going through his mind

Could perhaps use some high-velocity transcortical lead therapy.

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 31, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

A kinder, gentler RR?

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 31, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much as we hate Dusty

I don’t like advocating shooting him in the head.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 31, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The South Milwaukee way.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where do we shoot him then?

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

South Milwaukee?

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 31, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Darnell reaches for...

Tatum.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I just noticed that Tatum is batting .102

awesome.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just increased that batting average!

!!!111

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

all the way to .120

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welsh is wondering if Tatum will bunt.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Stubbsy

Get your second walkoff hit of the year!

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

If McDonald is so fast

how did he not make it to third on that single?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Cuz you don't make the last out at third.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

*cough* *cough*

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right.

I’m sure there was a reason; it just looked at the time like he could have made it. If he had, he would have scored on the sac fly. If not, well, they could still be playing.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right.

I lost count.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see Ramon in the dugout

I wonder if Dusty thinks he’s available?

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

WIN!!!!

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, that was dramatic.

Fireworks time!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

That was the only way that game would end

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 31, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Reds Win!!!

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Sniff it, Buccos!

Sorry, sMarty…no extras.

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

You hear how excited he was?

Wasn’t because they won, it is because it didn’t go any longer.

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Aug 31, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many other announcers complain about having to hang at the ballpark for a few hours?

On the air, of all things. While collecting a handsome salary, with many options including having a free meal, swapping stories with Hal McCoy, playing pranks on the umpires, and – dare I say it – having a beer or 2 in air-conditioned comfort?

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHom talks about a wild pitch to win the game

and sure enough, it happens. He’s a witch. Burn him. Hell, even if he’s not a witch…

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He turned me into a newt!

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got better.

not /EdE’ed

"He's bending over, trying to rub it out." - Dodger broadcaster Charlie Steiner, speaking of Brandon Phillips' calf cramp.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 31, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll start in game two, right?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

he still gets ice cream!

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 31, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nah... He'll start tonight.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wee!

Reds win!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it my imagination

Or the Reds pwn Jesse Chavez?

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by BubbaFan on Aug 31, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I would guess Fisher.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd bet the Fisher will get sent down

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this simply because he's the low man?

In terms of recent use and options?

If Wells and Fisher are down, who starts in the spot formerly occupied by Harang/Micah?

 Micah? Maloney? Someoneelse?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 31, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wells will be back tomorrow

They just need someone in there for the game tonight

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will Fisher be back?

I’m guessing he comes back when RamRam is sent back down to keep the Bats intact?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 31, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, time to hit the road...

Hope to avoid the rush hour traffic.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 31, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

be careful

there might be literally tens of people leaving the park right now.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

that's what the official dude said on the PA, but it was definitely WAY lower

it was really fun, actually, because you could hear what the infielders were shouting occasionally like “he’s going!” I was in the LF bleachers and I could hear the Pirates warming up in the bullpen. Never had that happen before.

by Red_Poodle on Aug 31, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

that includes season ticket sales

they always announce sales, not people who walk through the gate.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freel's have a rough year.

He’s been released again: MLBTraderumors.com

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 31, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey maybe we can pick him up again

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Aug 31, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting..

Nice game for the Bats
Subbs, Sutton (did he ever actually play for the Bats..bet he did), Taintum and MCdoofus…The team is playing exciting baseball now. By exciting I mean we are in more games than not and winning more than not.
Votto needs a day off.I hope Nix is available to play in the night game.

But given that the team is doing OK – the average fan doesn’t just want to see winning baseball…they want veteran presence, star players and cheerleaders if you want to get them to the park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwjNt-cRPQc

Huzzah!!!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 31, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got back I decided to go down for the day half

pretty fun game and the walk-off wild pitch was strange but great to see. The only rough spot is Votto’s day at the plate. He turned some beautiful double plays though.

I also found out that Rolen’s batting music is that “keep rollin;”song. I don’t know what to say about that.

by Red_Poodle on Aug 31, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

need a pinch hitter because Nix is not available?

Maybe he will start half the game to give Votto a rest?

by Red_Poodle on Aug 31, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Nix goes on the DL?

I’m wondering if someone has gotten themselves traded…

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

My guess

They’re sending Wells and Fisher down, keeping Ramirez up for a while, and the rotation is now Arroyo/Bailey/Lehr/Maloney/Cueto for the time being. I’d guess they bring back one of the two for relief help after the game too.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

But that is still one extra person…

Cueto replaces Wells
RamRam replace Fisher
Barker replaces…..?

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe Barker is coming back tomorrow

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I see

Barker would just take RamRam’s spot… gotcha

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, tomorrow rosters expand, but as you've already posted below

he’s up right now.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm tired today

You have to excuse my ignorance

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

srsly?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 31, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Umm, ok then.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw it too.

I was just wondering why they didn’t just go down to Louisville.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 31, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lance thinks its due to scheduling

Wanting them to pitch as much as possible… I’m not sure if that is accurate or not.

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Wouldn’t want to hurt his feelings… actually I bet he doesn’t have any options left.

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

I guess having Micah and RamRam in the pen should cover it. It seems like the Kip Wells era is over as soon as the Bats season is over and they have everyone up.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 31, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howdy, all!

Just got in from work.

Great to see the REDS win (wild pitch?????)

Let’s take 2 today.
Question: Do the fans at the first game have to leave and repay to see the second game?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 31, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed they do

That’s the reason for the day/night split as far as I understand.

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

it really helped ticket sales too

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 31, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well if you can get 11,500 invisible people to come to all of your games

That’s pretty awesome, hopefully they return for the night cap!

That really says something about season ticket sales too. I knew they were down, but this is kind of ridiculous.

by wishfuldrifter on Aug 31, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

at the end of teh game, they said anyone with a ticket for the first game could come to the second for free i you enter through gate 18. Don’t know if they will let everyone back in but that was the announcement at the end

by Red_Poodle on Aug 31, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

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