Slow daynce at the end of the night. Reds win 8-6 in extras.
Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game
Laynce Nix. Even though Scott Rolen had four hits and Bronson Arroyo pitched a great game, the Daynce Mix gets the nod because of his two home runs and three RBI.
Key Plays
- We scored a lot of runs.
- We left a lot of men on base.
- They scored a lot of runs in the ninth.
- Todd Coffey pitched three innings, until Joey Votto and Laynce Nix beat up the ginger like they were Lovie Howell and the movie star had been slutting things up with Thurston.
- I would like to drop a coconut on our skipper's head.
Other Notes
- It is late and I can't make sense. Feel free to attempt to do so yourselves in the comments.
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"I would like to drop a coconut on our skipper's head."
Not many coconuts up in Wisconsin. The best you can hope for is a D-Cell battery.
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
An African swallow maybe
But not a European swallow! That’s my point.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Suppose
two swallows carried it together?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
This is a family site.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 26, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
not according to boobs
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
D Cell battery?
Are they playing in Philly?
Is JD Drew in town?
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 26, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
love the comic art
consequently, i recently went to comic con and bought a bunch of green hornets. anybody familiar with this line? other than bruce lee as kato and the seth rogen movie…
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
i'm disapointed
i want Arroyo to get his ERA under 4 a reach 200 innings and I want Votto to pad his stats, but i want this team to fucking suck.
Bloop
Don't worry
The Reds won’t disappoint.
They fucking suck
by Highlifeman21 on Aug 26, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a great recap
That Howell stuff is hilarious. I don’t think it’s just the jet lag and late hour either. Jim Day’s odd behavior has really put me in teh mood to laugh though
I get up from my nice cozy bed
Mosey downstairs to get bowl of cholesterol lowering Cheerios.
And this is what I find?
When I went to bed it was like Reds 6 – Crew 1
WTF happened…no don’t ell me…it has got have something to do with Dusty Baker…
Why didn’t Bronson stay in the game and finish it off?
Well at least my boy Laynce drill another HR to win it.
I’m telling you Nix is a keeper. 
WRONG NIX 
TRY AGAIN MADS Here we go – 
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Nah, Baker handled the pitching well, I thought.
A bunch of singles off Cordero by the Brewers in the ninth, a walk by Rhodes, a GIDP ball deflected by Rhodes, and McDonald recovers from uncorking two terrible throws to home to nail the winning run on a short fly ball to left.
I can’t really blame it on anyone. It’s late August and winning doesn’t get you anything anyway. I’d be mailing it in too unless I’m Stubbs, Fisher, or anyone else playing to impress.
As for the griping about runners left on base . . . who freaking cares? If you don’t hit homeruns, you’re always going to leave guys on base. It’s a meaningless statistic when you score runs. They shouldn’t count the runners who knocked someone else in.
by Brian B on Aug 26, 2009 8:43 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
They should just be happy that they had runners to leave on base for once
This was only the third time this season that they had 20 base runners in a game, moving them into a tie for last place in the Majors with the Astros. The league average is 9 times. The Reds are 2nd to last in the Majors in number of plate appearances with men on base. No wonder they don’t know what to do when that happens.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
So, we raised ourselves into last place?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 26, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions
into a tie for last place
we used to be there all by ourselves.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Yeah, about that...
Stubbs ain’t exactly setting the world on fire. Better than Willy, yes. But Stubbs needs to get it in gear.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
28 plate appearances
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
wow, ted kennedy died
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/08/26/obit.ted.kennedy/index.html
mm. this one hurts. fuck.
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
That's the last of that generation of Kennedys, right?
His sister just died a week or so ago.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 26, 2009 8:02 AM EDT up reply actions
It hurts in the pool or it hurts personally?
We need an update I think. Celebs are still dropping like fly balls in GABP.
by Brian B on Aug 26, 2009 8:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
mk
http://www.redreporter.com/2009/8/26/1003046/graveheart-the-bereavement-shall
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Crass and wholly inappropriate, but then again, so am I
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice job, Nukkles.
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