The Annual Daniels Riverfest Extravaganza

       Hello, fellow nerds. My name is Pops and I drink recreationally. Which brings me to the point of this here Fanpost: you are all cordially invited to attend our annual Labor Day Riverfest Party in Newport, Ky. on Sunday Sept. 6th. There will be food by yours truly and a certain famous local Cincinnati chef. There will be fine beers, wines, liquor, and vanilla extract. There will be a juggler if you decide that you'd like to juggle.

       The point here is that I consider you all to be part of my bizarre family. No less bizarre than my own blood relations, to be sure, but family none the less, and we'd be honored if you would consider joining us for a party that is always lots of fun. Because our house sits in such close proximity to the Levee, we always get first dibs on a front row area for the fireworks event, plus they can be seen from my side yard and porch. We've done this for 3 years now, and most say they have enjoyed themselves. I would ask jch, Red Menace, and snohio to bear witness to this (and even if you didn't enjoy yourselves fellas, please lie). 

         The party runs from 4 p.m.ish to whenever I pass out and our only request is that you bring some kind of dish (appetizers and desserts are preferred). Please e-mail me if you are interested in attending and I will provide you with all of the necessary information and begin to tally up the number of people we can expect. Don't worry folks, I'm not nearly as creepy as my internet persona and children are not only welcome, but encouraged (mine have plenty of toys to share). 

           If some of you would be so kind as to rec this so that it stays up for a while, it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks all.    

                                                                                                    ---------Your weird internet friend, Pops