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The Annual Daniels Riverfest Extravaganza

       Hello, fellow nerds. My name is Pops and I drink recreationally. Which brings me to the point of this here Fanpost: you are all cordially invited to attend our annual Labor Day Riverfest Party in Newport, Ky. on Sunday Sept. 6th. There will be food by yours truly and a certain famous local Cincinnati chef. There will be fine beers, wines, liquor, and vanilla extract. There will be a juggler if you decide that you'd like to juggle.

       The point here is that I consider you all to be part of my bizarre family. No less bizarre than my own blood relations, to be sure, but family none the less, and we'd be honored if you would consider joining us for a party that is always lots of fun. Because our house sits in such close proximity to the Levee, we always get first dibs on a front row area for the fireworks event, plus they can be seen from my side yard and porch. We've done this for 3 years now, and most say they have enjoyed themselves. I would ask jch, Red Menace, and snohio to bear witness to this (and even if you didn't enjoy yourselves fellas, please lie). 

         The party runs from 4 p.m.ish to whenever I pass out and our only request is that you bring some kind of dish (appetizers and desserts are preferred). Please e-mail me if you are interested in attending and I will provide you with all of the necessary information and begin to tally up the number of people we can expect. Don't worry folks, I'm not nearly as creepy as my internet persona and children are not only welcome, but encouraged (mine have plenty of toys to share). 

           If some of you would be so kind as to rec this so that it stays up for a while, it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks all.    

                                                                                                    ---------Your weird internet friend, Pops

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Need a band?

I know a guy. I hear Stallone is in town.

by Excalib8 on Aug 25, 2009 11:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah, no band

But if I was going cheese, I’d have to go this route.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 25, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in

what do we need to bring?

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Aug 25, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great!

Bring a favorite dish. Doesn’t really matter what. I’m cooking the meat. Chef is handling some mystery items. So, whatever you want, really.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 25, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We'll miss you guys for sure.

Maybe next year. It’s annual for us, so we’ll be here fo’ ya.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 25, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you for lying!

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 25, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Can you make it this year?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 25, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would hope that you would be there, since it's at your humble abode and all...

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 25, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will indeed,

since the ankle monitor I have only allows me within 45 yards of my home’s perimeter.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 26, 2009 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ankle monitor, baby monitor

what’s the difference?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 26, 2009 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not too damn much.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 26, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's looking good

I’ll let you know for sure in the next week.

by Red Menace on Aug 27, 2009 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As can I

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 25, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's not much of a voucher

that may, in fact, create more questions than answers…

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 26, 2009 7:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is a family gathering at the Madville Estate on said date.

If only I could (even for a few hours) merge my strange and wonderful family with the Daniels Clan.
Madville Family is always welcoming group

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 26, 2009 1:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

im a definite maybe

My sis just had back surgery which has put her on the shelf for 4 months, or so. I havent looked forward on the calendar to see if im with or sans spawn.

this was kind of a useless post, i reckon.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 26, 2009 7:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Spawn are welcome,

but I get that drinking with them is not much fun.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 26, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you sure you want that to be all encompassing?

I mean just sayon’ – jch and all

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 26, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His spawn have been to the Manor

and they have politely watched us drink while they ate popsicles.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 26, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

all 106 of them?

That’s a lot of popsicles!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 26, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way Syd behaved

im not buying it….she ate a kid in preschool this week.

"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

by obc2 on Aug 26, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's sweet

but she did have the shits. Maybe a previous kid she ate wasn’t properly washed.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 26, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well since you invited me

Sign me up for reservations for 2 good sir. I’d be happy to join you for the fireworks. I’ve been wanting to see them with a backdrop of the city. Will I owe you any money at the door?

by Excalib8 on Aug 27, 2009 10:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No money necessary.

Just e-mail me your contact info and I’ll give you the lowdown and google map link.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 27, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have fun guys

Do me proud!

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 3, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You out still?

damn, man.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 3, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in GA until Tuesday, sorry brotherman.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 4, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

you remember the address?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 5, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh, I remember what it looks like

The important thing is I think I remember the lot where I parked before.

by Red Menace on Sep 6, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last chance folks

drunken bliss and Jean-Robert await.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 5, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wah...cannot connot go

Gots to go to the Madville Family outing
Hope you all have as good of a time as we will…
Party on Pops

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 6, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Much love Mads

Enjoy the family. I will too.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 6, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taking a break as the party has moved again

Started at my house at 12pm then D#1s at 4:30 to my son’s at 8:00 and then those folks who were determined to watch the fireworks left Mrs. M and me with the little guys…What a great day in the life of old Mads and the Family

Rock oon Daniel’s clan

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hope you guys had a good time

I hung out with the folks from DragonCon 2009 tonight, good times.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

say hi

To Krogg the Klingon for me.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 7, 2009 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She(?) was not

But I did end up sidling up to the bar next to a bisexual ex-marine who’s into BDSM and dressed as a furry. So there’s that.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Sep 7, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dressed as McFlurry?

Did he have a Red’s uni on ?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Sep 7, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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