Game 124, Thread 2: Corky's 2, Corky's Revenge
The presence of Corky Miller has rejuvenated an anemic offense. It has nothing to do with the sucktastic pitching of gritty veteran Jeff Suppan. Reds are winning 6-1 in the seventh.
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no way Gomes throws him out, though.
Not that it matters. I’m so depressed.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
To be fair
all three of those players have been pretty decent hitters this year
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
no he can't
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Reds from this team that I like for next season include:
Bonson
Harang
Nix
Gomes
Drew Stumps
But not Darren McFuckfoot
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
A list with Nix but no Votto has no credibility
Remove Nix, add Wlad, BP, Votto, Rolen, Hanigan, and Bruce
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
Oh Votto and BP and Rolen and Bruce and Hanigan are no brainers
I was musing on the guys who were either in AAA (Stumpy. Gomes) or sat on the bench even though he was hitting (Nix) and Bronson and Harang (who a lot of RRs want to see traded).
Hell if we could RayMoan I’d take him on for another year too.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Me too, on 2 conditions
1-Less than 3 million dollars
2-Guarantee that he and Hanigan would split time evenly, maybe even skewing towards more PT for Hanigan.
No way both of those conditions will be met though
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
WHO? MIKE BURNS!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
WTF? REALLY?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone tell George that Cameron doesn't play for the Reds anymore
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Stubbs apparently has a little, but hasn't shown it much in his HR totals
Janish has none.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
blind squirrel, meet nut
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Stubbs came up with the reputation of having "light tower power"
There’s no excuse for letting Janish hit you though.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Stubbs hasn't had much power for a couple of years now
Though they’re hoping he can develop it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Was that really almost gone?
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
Stubbs has had 3 or 4 of those since he was called up
I hope he’s not a case of warning track power
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
...but the warning is "DANGER! LIGHT TOWER AHEAD!"
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't hate GG like some,
but damn, you don’t have to celebrate the opposing team’s plays. A simple acknowledgement of a job well done is sufficient.
by ken on Aug 25, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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my thoughts exactly
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
btw, is Bronson spewing ectoplasm in that picture?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Why not pitch Burton with a 5-run lead?
There’s no reason to pitch Masset tonight. None.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
we want wins too much right now
so Dusty will play it like it’s game 7 of the world series with a one run lead
and, Dusty has his guys who pitch with a lead, and guys who pitch when we're behind
You can’t deviate from the plan!!
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
its torture getting beat by that guy
brewers hitters should be told to shape up or they’ll have to watch a tape loop of that bunny hop curve over and over
it's gonna take something of value to get Hanley...
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean like how we spent all the money we saved on Dunn ??
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, the Padres extended Eckstein for 2010
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
thank Cool God !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
this money?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Well if Masset is in -then I'm out
Bronson shoulda got CG
I leave you with an old time pin up!
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
strollin' Arroyo
is pretty scrawny. He may be skinnier than Janish and Stubbs.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Nats
winning tonight with 15 runs so far – go cubbies. You guys could’ve picked up a game in the Bryce Harper sweepstakes, but no…
we fail at failing...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
who's Bryce Harper, eh?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
the guy we'll trade for a 38 yr old edgar renteria ?
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh for fuck's sake
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
If he hurt his ankle even a little they should pull him
If he can’t plant properly he could hurt himself compensating.
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, if Kendall gets an XBH off you
You are hurt.
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
#12, I believe
this is the same manager who took a player (ee)’s jersey number…
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
fixed
Corky does not have Ryan’s defense skills
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
An observation
I don’t think managers or coaches in baseball should wear uniforms like the players. They just look ridiculous. Old men dressing like kids. Wear a baseball cap, fine…
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
I read that as "baseball cup"
which seemed odd, but I mean, if Dusty wants to wear one, fine, I guess.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
much as I love baseball tradition
It probably would be a good thing to at least give them a choice. Let them wear team gear like football coaches instead, if they want. Jackets, polo shirts, sweaters, etc.
Though I think Eric Davis will probably be buried in a baseball uniform…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Come on Brew Crew fans
Somebody nail Dusty in the head with a D-Cell.
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
This is all part of the plan
Save Burton until the 9th to make it a save situation for Coco. Got it, Dusty.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Just swell
I see this game slipping away…
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
not watching the brewers....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Why the fuck are we pitching around Craig Counsell, Arthur?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Oh shit.
Shit shit shit. Shit.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I hope
that 27 LOB doesn’t come back to haunt us.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Always baffles me
That any pitcher in the game, MLB all the way down to high school..
Would pussy foot around with Craig Counsell…
I go away for awhile and holy crap.. wtf?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
This is great
right up the middle…two runs score…6-5
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
how many outs?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Well shit in a bag and punch it
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
Lucky
that Prince hit it so hard and got to the outfield so quick
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
wow
I can’t believe they didn’t send him
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
he'd have been out
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Looking for positives
Heads up play by Stubbs to NOT throw the ball home, as we have seen Willy do in that situation. Kept the winning run off third.
by Brian B on Aug 25, 2009 11:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
FUCK THE HELL?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I am thinking about that douche at the game in Cincy
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Thanks for thinking of me!
by Brian B on Aug 25, 2009 11:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, and hi Caleb
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Wow.
WOW.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
squeezed
Cordero was there
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
For God's sake hit him with a 97 mph fastabll
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I'd take a K
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
where's my nitro? lol
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I think Rhodes is suffering from overuse
Come on, the guy is 39 and coming off arm surgery.
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
I can't wait for Dusty to blame the injuries for this one.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I'm not saying it's Dusty's fault either
But instead of saying “my pitchers sucked tonight” he’s going to blame this on something else.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Mike Lincoln wasn't available.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Got to love that late inning defensive replacement eh?
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm really glad he's in there instead of Nix
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Yeah, I guess he did.
Oh well. Basically the same thing.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Fuck
Tie game
And almost airmailed that throw past Corky
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
Arroyo must be steaming
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Nah, he's already changed in the clubhouse, strumming the guitar on his knee.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
He doesn't let the girls in the clubhouse...
He knows the’s lost them the second they take one look at Corky Miller.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 25, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Holy crap did you see that throw by mcdonald?
All singles.
by Brian B on Aug 25, 2009 11:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
got him that time....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
the Reds deserve to lose this one
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I don't usually spam like that
but I eno0yed seeing us win, I nejoyed seeing Bronson do well and Dusty ruined it all.
don't leave out Rhodes
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Hahahaha!!!!!!
Two terrible throws and then that! He had enough practice I guess!
by Brian B on Aug 25, 2009 11:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
wow great throw
geez bonus baseball
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
HOLY SHIT
MCFLURRY GOT ONE
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
unreal
This is like the mirror image of the Yankees-Rangers game. Only the Yanks fell just short.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Ridiculous!
Mcdonald makes a perfect throw!
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
Wow Dude
Youre still alive?
Must take a ton of personal frustration and energy to follow me all around SB Nation and pounce on a post.
How’s your Brew Crew doinig this year?
Oh yeah, theyre bad. Just like I told everyone they were to start the season.
Also, ol Pete isn't a self-important, lying, plagurizing jackass.
But that’s just my opinion.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
lol - follow you?
Do you think if you repeat that enough it becomes magically true?
Nice to see you actually openly hate the brewers rather than creep around and fake being a fan.
You really are an asshole.
when did you hire Berry as your 3rd base coach
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Why did Dusty and the bullpen decide toflush that game down the toilet?
I’m sending a letter to Castellini. “Mr. Castellini, baseball should be fun, not sad”
I was so committed to actually posting a roundup thread tonight
And then the bullpen goes all 2007. Sigh.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
You're posting a roundup thread?
Oh well then i’ll stay up!
(j/k)
by Brian B on Aug 25, 2009 11:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
This team is a steaming pile of shit

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
I'd liken them more to the four-day-old pile that the owner is too lazy to pick up.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
i would think so..
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
wonder why no one wants coco
Its not the fact that he is overpaid, its the fact that he can only pitch with absolutely nobody on base. He is f’in horrible.
by Eric Davis for Manager on Aug 25, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
Well, when he does start the 9th
He’s the snacks.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
It's late. Anyone else wanna pull the numbers on this?
I’m goin to out on a limb and say this isn’t true. How many times has Cordero come into a game with runners on base this year? Once? Twice maybe?
by Brian B on Aug 25, 2009 11:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
and some nice D
bullet of a relay throw that would have got the runner at the plate if Corky were more sticky
It's "Brenda" tonight.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Could it not be?
I lived in mortal fear of standardized test forms with only six ovals for your first name.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Should have legally changed your name to Nukkah
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
If only I'd been the weird internet kid in high school
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, weren't you?
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
was there an internet when you were in high school?
AL hadn’t invented it yet when I was there (Cue old guy jokes)
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
There most certainly was! In a sadistic way, I miss the ol' dial-up modem noise.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
I did sometimes pause from checking out entries on Encarta in the library
To fire up the ol’ Netscape Navigator.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You and me both, brother.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Agreed. Hush, BK, you got nothin' on 'nukkah's troubles.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
In the 2 hole?
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I was going to do a Stewie Griffin rectal thermometry sound bite with it
But I accidentally posted then I got lazy and said fuck it.
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, welsh was pretty sure about that one..
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Aug 25, 2009 11:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Hey Brendawhateverthefuckyournameis...
… I thought you said boobs wasn’t posting tonight?
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Happens every time he plays the Reds, for some reason.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Am I pissing you off over at BCB?
Everyone seems a lot touchier this season.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Not at all.
That’s why I’m here. This place is more fun.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
you should see them in person
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Does anyone know why the fuck Gomes came out for McD?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
Is that what happened>?
If so, good on Darnell. But winning runs are meaningless. There’s no earthly reason why we need to see whether Darnell McDonald can hit .250 in September while Wlad rots on the bench.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
In Dusty We Trust

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Last position player for the Brewers is up. . . Macha wins
by Brian B on Aug 25, 2009 11:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Yeah, but he just sent Gallardo up the tunnel to hit off the tee.
Dude can swing it.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take Owings
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Reds only have ???
tatum?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Sutton, Barker
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Sutton, Vlad, and Barker, too
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Oh yeah, forgot about MWB
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
nice catch by Nix
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
NIX'D
George was 1,000 times more excited for Cameron’s catch in center than that one just now by Nix. Unacceptable.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Agree
Grande is a homer for the Reds opponents. Terrible.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he doesn't liyke gratuyitous use of the letter y.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
He does, because he's been calling Laynce by his brother Jayson's name all season
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
C'mon George
Where’s all that “HE GOT IT! HE GOT IT!” for Nix and that nice diving catch?
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
When your team gives up 5 runs in the 9th
you don’t deserve a “he got it.”
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
The only chance that Hardy stays in Milwaukee...
… is if his trade value vanishes entirely. Melving might keep him around then just because he’s pissed off.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
So what do you think it would take
to get Hardy?
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
How about Micah Owings?
A heck of hitter to boot!
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a bad feeling the Reds will offer Homer
And then he will torment them for the rest of time.
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunno.
But I’m sure Melvin will start out asking for a starting pitcher he can plug into Looper’s spot.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Brandon Arroyo!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Bottom of the rotation starting pitcher
If you had asked before the season it would have been a solid #2.
They should package him with McGehee to get a better return.
coffey throwing smoke
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Coffey needs a bro
Guy’s got some serious man-boobies
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon McFlurry
Don’t suck for a change…
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
Btb
How awesome is it that both coffey and weathers play for the brewers?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Felipe Lopez?
At least we have Laynce Nix.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I just don't understand how Todd Coffey is pitching this much better than Jared Burton
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
It's simple...
Coffey doesn’t have Dick Pole as a pitching coach.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I think the Brewers have a guy that coaches their pitchers and helps them improve
A “pitching coach” they call it.
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
And look how THAT'S working out.
Actually we’re on our second of the season.
I don’t know how good of a coach he is (it’s tough to tell with the “talent” we have on board currently), but he likes his beer and he’s funnier than hell.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
btw
you seem cool. and i love battlekow. but there are some touchy prudish pricks ruling the roost at bcb
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Aug 25, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, well.
I’m not going to rip KL or BCB. I’ve had a lot of fun there over the course of the last couple of seasons. There have been some decisions made I didn’t agree with but it’s not my site and KL can run things as he likes. Things have been pretty quiet lately and some of the folks whose comments I enjoy (like battlekow) have been scarce of late. It’s certainly different than the vibe here. Sometimes I like that better, sometimes not.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
fair enough
i think KL would be best off chilling out, though. For every 3 people who complain about the non-family environment, there are 100 people who fucking love some spice and just dont bother to email the administrator about it.
also, i’ll probably do my best to nearly get banned tonight.
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
The biggest problem I've had with BCB is that...
… ol Pete is apparently banned while backtocali isn’t.
That’s just wrong.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Scroll up.
He generally turns up at the SBN site of whomever the Brewers are playing to talk about how bad their team is, how they should have drafted some stiff he likes better than the guy they took, and how Milwaukee sucks.
Oh, and he sporadically will post information taken from magazines or other sites and let you think it’s his own.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
That's actually true
That one just squared up well with the officially given excuses/reasons for banning a user. You can call people counts all you want, but I found you pretty impossible to have a conversation with, which is what the site is really for.
It was a great selection of awesome.
But backtocali now, that guy talk to me about anything.
I know I’m preaching to the choir.
Or at least I was.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey, I actually banned backtocali
You want to know why he’s unbanned, ask Kyle.
It was a great selection of awesome.
I know.
Hence the preaching to the choir comment.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I know you know I don't like the guy
I just want you to know that I agree he should be banned.

It was a great selection of awesome.
I think I want that inscribed on my tombstone
by Brendanukkah on Aug 26, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I recall the incident where you banned him.
When I found out he was back a few days later I emailed KL with my thoughts and left the site for a few days.
Then I gave up all my credibility by coming back anyway.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
At least you don't have a guy with a porn star name and no clue how to coach
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
There's only one kind of pitching he does

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by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
he swung at ball 4
good thing that had eyes
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
McFlurry
gets on base…..What a GREAT at-bat, per Welsh….
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
extra innings
and we have McDonald and Corky back-to-back. Sigh
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
C'mon Corky!
Don’t suck for a change…..
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
I see what you did there
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Corky
Does he really have a soul patch like in his Gameday photo?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
must be an old photo
The Bats require players to be clean-shaven, so I was wondering if he had really fast-growing facial hair or what.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I actually traded for Corky one year
in my NL-only fantasy league. I thought he was going to be good. Needless to say, I didn’t win that year…
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
advantage Brew Crew
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
my heart hurts tonight.
I thought we had this one in the bag.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I can't believe I've wasted a perfectly good night off
watching this crap….my wife is sleeping soundly upstairs…..she’s much smarter than me.
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
Holy shit
B*tcht*ts has a bat
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
i saw him get a hit in louisville last year
he looked really good in triple-a
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Coffey batting
and it’s 2-0 count already…jeez
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
We don't do so well in these long ones do we?
It’s too bad Janish probably won’t pitch.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
30 LOB
That’s 30. Three-oh.
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I think that might be cumulative chances
by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
It is.
Not that it still isn’t terrible, just not as bad as that number looks.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Coffey went into a trot
sorta
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
now be very, very careful
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
If the Reds are destined to lose this game
I hope its next inning on a Prince HR…..fantasy reasons, of course.
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
You guys fantasize about weird things
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 26, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
who faces Prince next inning?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Charlie Murphy
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
by Ash on Aug 26, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You and your crew versus me and the Revolution
by Brendanukkah on Aug 26, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice game, bitches.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Yeah, ummm, you missed a bunch
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
now hitting
the dangerous Drew Sutton
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Hey its Drew Sutton!
Whee….
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
One Drew vs. the Brew Crew is Too Few
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 26, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Coffey bid him adieu
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
And here's Drew No. 2
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
im glad our last name isnt Drew
cuz then you’d be Nancy Drew and I’d be Andrew Drew
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
C'MON SUT!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Holy Hell
This shit is still going on? Unfuckingbelievable.
This is an important game we’ve got here though. With the Nats, KC, and Pittsburgh all winning we need to take advantage.
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
i dont get this sentiment
with our current ownership, we’ve shilled for plenty of draft picks. why does everyone think we’d draft below slot?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
i misread the post
but i dont understand what you mean, if we’re hurting for money with the big club, its hard for me to think they would shell out the money it’s been taking to sign of the top 3 picks. Leakes bonus was actually pretty reasonable compared to others
true
but we paid big bucks for yorman, juan duran and alonso in one year. if nothing else, this oganization has laid out top dollar for development guys.
and there’s no such thing as a can’t-miss prospect, even a no. 1 (back me up, brien taylor), but bryce harper is as can’t-miss as it gets, and i cant believe that we’d steer clear of him just because he’d cost 4 million a year.
i understand sowers leaving a bad taste in fans’ mouths, but he was a no. 20 pick who kinda sucked. a no. 1 pick is a different kind of gamble.
there was taylor, but then again, there were guys like a-rod, griffey and hamilton who were cant-miss top picks who didn’t miss. hobbs took a while, but if the rays would have played it safe and used an option on him his final protected minor league season, tampa probably would have won a world series.
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Agree that there's no such thing as a can't miss,
but Taylor got hurt in a bar fight. Hard to see that coming.
kinda like
a sheltered christian guy getting addicted to tattoos, booze and CRACK
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
that was weird
He didn’t even hit anyone. He tore his labrum because he swung and missed.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Imagine how many torn labrums Corey Patterson has!
It was a great selection of awesome.
by battlekow on Aug 26, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
He's your problem now!
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 26, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
OMFG rec'd
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Brien Taylor
- draft pick who never made it to the big leagues.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
would be interesting to see what the Reds did with the top pick next year
I just dont see the dollars available, but maybe they could work out a deal like alonso’s where it pays over a few years, im not sure
I agree though that they would try and find a way to get a major pick signed, i just think they would draft a guy and then not be able to afford him, not that it would be a total loss if they install a slotting system the yr after. should be interesting to see what they do with their pick next yr.
those guys arent really that expensive
for all the talk about how much strasburg was going to cost, they ended up giving him 4 mil a year. thats like how much we pay willy taveras
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
we'll see
i keep seeing stuff that the Reds are going to lose money this year, so I’m worried, but I agree with what your saying. i really hope they get the slotting system in place, it can potentially handcuff a low-budget team to give that much to a guy you won’t use for 3-4 years.
Ackley gets a $6M signing bonus, highest draft bonus in Seattle Mariners history. Beyond that, Ackley received a major league 5 year deal worth $1.5M, with an additional $2.5M in "escalators."
It was a great selection of awesome.
Shit, and Dusty Baker.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Why, so you can make Scott Boras even richer?
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Nope
It’s the principle of the thing. Baseball this abysmal needs to be recognized as what it is.
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Ya know, if Janish could just hit .260 with 8-10 homers
The Reds wouldn’t need to get a SS.
T
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
Y know, if Dusty had a brain
The Reds wouldn’t need to suck quite this hard…
(although they’d still be kinda bad)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
For God's sake, George don't try to be funny
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
And here comes Prince
The midget looks scared…he might get eaten…
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
ahh now it all comes together
The old left hander
The crafty left hander
and now…
The diminutive left hander
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Prince Fielder
Probably weighs twice what Danny Ray does.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'm thinking the same thing
With the off day, Owings could go on his normal rest if he goes tomorrow, right?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I've got a question
Is anyone else just rooting for a loss every time out at this point?
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Honestly, I'm torn
I hate to watch them lose, but I want them to lose enough that Dusty is gone.
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind if the Reds lost every game the rest of the way
They’d have the worst mark in franchise history, and maybe….MAYBE….Cast would fire Dusty. If you’re going to suck, suck in a history-making way.
ANd getting Bryce Harper would be a nice bonus, although he seems like a douche.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
That's right
Mediocrity is overrated. Let’s just go down in a firestorm of shit.
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
amazing a guy that big moves pretty well
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Could be worse.
You could be rooting for a team that started Villanueva and Burns for weeks only to pull Burns for….
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
We would have been better off just starting Iribarren
At pitcher, I mean.
It was a great selection of awesome.
I'd rather have David Wells out there (even now) than Kip Wells
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
that Rolen fellow
is pretty darned good over there
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Which team's anus is bleeding more?
Well, yours might literally be, Kaz Matsui-style.
It was a great selection of awesome.
what happened
How was that a triple?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Stubbs jumped but missed it at the wall
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Stubbs jumped at the wall
but ball was just beyond his glove….never touched it
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
wow
He’s not short.
Must be some wall if it stayed in.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
probably 8 1/2 -9 ft at that point
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
geez
I would think a 6’-4" outfielder could jump that high.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
WMCJ

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Corky Miller's birth certificate
says Abraham Philip Miller. I guess I might go by Corky, too…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Ok
1. How do you have that information
2. How could you not love a baseball player named Abe?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 26, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
dorky Corky
1. I looked it up on the Internets
2. Abe just doesn’t sound like an athlete.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
And Corky does?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
hey, I didn't say I loved Corky Miller
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Damn, Stubbs needed to catch that
Dusty will bring his boy T-Virus back…..
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
There's the play we needed, folks!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Catalanotto looks like he hurt himself
Limping towards first
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
crap my tv froze up
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Votto!
Uh…yay?
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Agreed. Sheesh...
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
he didn't get to excited about Votto's shot, Nix's catch...
and had no hope in his voice on the three or four warning track shots we’ve had since the extras started…i vote he’s out in 10…
BRAVOTTO
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Jo-eh

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Is it me, or did Grande not sound very excited about the EXTRA INNINGS, GO AHEAD HOMER just now!?
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Grande hates the Reds
He’s really a bitter old man who hides behind the persona of a nice old man.
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
gee, i dont think so
im pretty sure grande is the epitome of a nice old man
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
That was kind of tongue-in-cheek
As are almost all my posts
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I should put a smiley or something to let people know I'm kidding
But I would feel stupid using them.
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
no he is that rare truly nice guy
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
sunshine and unicorns, bitches!
And annoying little “Teddy” Power-type nicknames.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
It is not just you
Grande’s terrible.
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
We've got plenty of chances yet to lose to the Pirates.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
Lose and keep losing
It is what needs to happen so this crap doesn’t repeat itself ad nauseam.
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Tell that to the Pirates
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
you should be
have you seen our bullpen?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
How many of those came when you left him out there for 3 innings?
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
A little better for Laynce
Maybe one of his producers (or Welsh) said something to him after his crappy Votto call
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions
they may
have left Coffey in too long.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
No kidding
I was expecting to see Stormy last inning
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
we need to fly a smurf flag here
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
not bad in a pinch
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
It's pretty good, actually
Since the flag says “Smurf Village”.
It was a great selection of awesome.
To me it sounds like my dog's squeaky toys after he punctures the plastic squeaker
They just make a creepy moaning/wheezing sound after that.
It was a great selection of awesome.
(Thanks, MushroomVillage.com)

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
...and this one belongs to the Reds!!
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Night all.
Thanks for letting me hang out.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
always welcome
we love Brewers fans. Not from South Milwaukee are you?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Yeah, no throat stabbings allowed here
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
La La, La-la-la-la
That was smurfy!
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
does anyone know any really good winterboard themes?
or cydia apps?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
my good
“What? Why are there 320 new comments in the game thread? I thought that game was over. Better go watch the 13th.”
I sit down, Votto goes deep, Laynce goes deep, DRH finishes. It’s all good. :) I’ll take the credit for putting my butt on the couch.
I'm ashamed to admit
I collected little Smurfs figures
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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
I remember as a kid
Kings Island had a smurf adventure ride where you sat in a log boat and rode around looking at smurf figures. Man, I loved that ride.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
This just in
Coffey keeps Brewers fans awake at night. /bad pun’d
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
HIOOOOOO!!!!!!!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I was so gut punched in the 9th
that I had to watch Food Network instead, but Votto made up for all of it. And Jim Day is seriously about to go into paroxysms of joy lol. Nix provided too, but Votto’s hit clinched it.
2 Homers for Nix tonight?
Time for a benching.
29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.
i'm back
Day is an idiot
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

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