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Game 124, Thread 2: Corky's 2, Corky's Revenge

Suppan walks.  Arroyo strolls. (AP Photo/Morry Gash)

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Suppan walks. Arroyo strolls. (AP Photo/Morry Gash)



The presence of Corky Miller has rejuvenated an anemic offense.  It has nothing to do with the sucktastic pitching of gritty veteran Jeff SuppanReds are winning 6-1 in the seventh.

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First!

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 25, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More veteran leadership!

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 25, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In today's case, I'm all right with it.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 25, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way Gomes throws him out, though.

Not that it matters. I’m so depressed.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 25, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

all three of those players have been pretty decent hitters this year

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 25, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no he can't

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reds from this team that I like for next season include:

Bonson
Harang
Nix
Gomes
Drew Stumps

But not Darren McFuckfoot

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 25, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A list with Nix but no Votto has no credibility

Remove Nix, add Wlad, BP, Votto, Rolen, Hanigan, and Bruce

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 25, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Votto and BP and Rolen and Bruce and Hanigan are no brainers

I was musing on the guys who were either in AAA (Stumpy. Gomes) or sat on the bench even though he was hitting (Nix) and Bronson and Harang (who a lot of RRs want to see traded).

Hell if we could RayMoan I’d take him on for another year too.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 25, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too, on 2 conditions

1-Less than 3 million dollars

2-Guarantee that he and Hanigan would split time evenly, maybe even skewing towards more PT for Hanigan.

No way both of those conditions will be met though

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 25, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHO? MIKE BURNS!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF? REALLY?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone tell George that Cameron doesn't play for the Reds anymore

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Stubbs apparently has a little, but hasn't shown it much in his HR totals

Janish has none.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the early inning near granny

was near the top of the foul pole

by ol Pete on Aug 25, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

blind squirrel, meet nut

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stubbs hasn't had much power for a couple of years now

Though they’re hoping he can develop it.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 25, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that really almost gone?

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 25, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

affirmative

dead center, base of the wall

by ol Pete on Aug 25, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stubbs has had 3 or 4 of those since he was called up

I hope he’s not a case of warning track power

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 25, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...but the warning is "DANGER! LIGHT TOWER AHEAD!"

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't hate GG like some,

but damn, you don’t have to celebrate the opposing team’s plays. A simple acknowledgement of a job well done is sufficient.

by ken on Aug 25, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

rec

my thoughts exactly

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GG is an ass...

I like my announcers to be on our side..

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sMarty is on our side when he feels like it

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 25, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw, is Bronson spewing ectoplasm in that picture?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why not pitch Burton with a 5-run lead?

There’s no reason to pitch Masset tonight. None.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we want wins too much right now

so Dusty will play it like it’s game 7 of the world series with a one run lead

by Red_Poodle on Aug 25, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and, Dusty has his guys who pitch with a lead, and guys who pitch when we're behind

You can’t deviate from the plan!!

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 25, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its torture getting beat by that guy

brewers hitters should be told to shape up or they’ll have to watch a tape loop of that bunny hop curve over and over

by ol Pete on Aug 25, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's gonna take something of value to get Hanley...

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, if we know the savings will be put to good use

He’s still a declining mid-30s pitcher.

by ken on Aug 25, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, the Padres extended Eckstein for 2010

for $1 million.

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank Cool God !

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this money?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well if Masset is in -then I'm out

Bronson shoulda got CG

I leave you with an old time pin up!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 25, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

strollin' Arroyo

is pretty scrawny. He may be skinnier than Janish and Stubbs.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 25, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nats

winning tonight with 15 runs so far – go cubbies. You guys could’ve picked up a game in the Bryce Harper sweepstakes, but no…

by ol Pete on Aug 25, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who's Bryce Harper, eh?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh for fuck's sake

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If he hurt his ankle even a little they should pull him

If he can’t plant properly he could hurt himself compensating.

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, if Kendall gets an XBH off you

You are hurt.

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

#12, I believe

this is the same manager who took a player (ee)’s jersey number…

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fixed

Corky does not have Ryan’s defense skills

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

An observation

I don’t think managers or coaches in baseball should wear uniforms like the players. They just look ridiculous. Old men dressing like kids. Wear a baseball cap, fine…

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I read that as "baseball cup"

which seemed odd, but I mean, if Dusty wants to wear one, fine, I guess.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

[insert picture of Sweet Lou sauntering out to the mound here]

by ol Pete on Aug 25, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

much as I love baseball tradition

It probably would be a good thing to at least give them a choice. Let them wear team gear like football coaches instead, if they want. Jackets, polo shirts, sweaters, etc.

Though I think Eric Davis will probably be buried in a baseball uniform…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 25, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Brew Crew fans

Somebody nail Dusty in the head with a D-Cell.

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is all part of the plan

Save Burton until the 9th to make it a save situation for Coco. Got it, Dusty.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FSN here showed Coco throwing

He looked eager. If he comes in, it’ll be badass Coco.

by ol Pete on Aug 25, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That second ball on Rivera

Game Day has it RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of the strike zone.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just swell

I see this game slipping away…

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why the fuck are we pitching around Craig Counsell, Arthur?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's clutchalicious

don’t you watch world series highlights?

by ol Pete on Aug 25, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit.

Shit shit shit. Shit.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope

that 27 LOB doesn’t come back to haunt us.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 25, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, Rhodes

This should not be happening.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Always baffles me

That any pitcher in the game, MLB all the way down to high school..

Would pussy foot around with Craig Counsell…

by backtocali on Aug 25, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I go away for awhile and holy crap.. wtf?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hopefully

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is great

right up the middle…two runs score…6-5

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how many outs?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Aug 25, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uno

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well shit in a bag and punch it

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lucky

that Prince hit it so hard and got to the outfield so quick

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

I can’t believe they didn’t send him

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he'd have been out

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looking for positives

Heads up play by Stubbs to NOT throw the ball home, as we have seen Willy do in that situation. Kept the winning run off third.

by Brian B on Aug 25, 2009 11:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THE HELL?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 25, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am thinking about that douche at the game in Cincy

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and hi Caleb

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 25, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

howdy

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

WOW.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

squeezed

Cordero was there

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes Yoda he was

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For God's sake hit him with a 97 mph fastabll

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 25, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

need a "k" here

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd take a K

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh my

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

where's my nitro? lol

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Rhodes is suffering from overuse

Come on, the guy is 39 and coming off arm surgery.

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait for Dusty to blame the injuries for this one.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What would you have done differently?

Brought in Cordero to start the inning?

by jsl413 on Aug 25, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not saying it's Dusty's fault either

But instead of saying “my pitchers sucked tonight” he’s going to blame this on something else.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Lincoln wasn't available.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 25, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well crap

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Got to love that late inning defensive replacement eh?

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm really glad he's in there instead of Nix

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I guess he did.

Oh well. Basically the same thing.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

Tie game

And almost airmailed that throw past Corky

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arroyo must be steaming

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah, he's already changed in the clubhouse, strumming the guitar on his knee.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 25, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

strumming the guitar co-ed on his knee.

by ken on Aug 25, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn't let the girls in the clubhouse...

He knows the’s lost them the second they take one look at Corky Miller.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 25, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

the Reds deserve to lose this one

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't usually spam like that

but I eno0yed seeing us win, I nejoyed seeing Bronson do well and Dusty ruined it all.

by Red_Poodle on Aug 25, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't leave out Rhodes

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow great throw

geez bonus baseball

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

MCFLURRY GOT ONE

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

unreal

This is like the mirror image of the Yankees-Rangers game. Only the Yanks fell just short.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 25, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ridiculous!

Mcdonald makes a perfect throw!

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Got to love

King Douche Bag getting thrown out at home as well…

by backtocali on Aug 25, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, its King Douche himself

You still spending time with your new Nats buddies?

by ol Pete on Aug 25, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow Dude

Youre still alive?

Must take a ton of personal frustration and energy to follow me all around SB Nation and pounce on a post.

How’s your Brew Crew doinig this year?

Oh yeah, theyre bad. Just like I told everyone they were to start the season.

by backtocali on Aug 25, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol - follow you?

Do you think if you repeat that enough it becomes magically true?

Nice to see you actually openly hate the brewers rather than creep around and fake being a fan.

You really are an asshole.

by ol Pete on Aug 25, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fucking wow this team is bad

gives me an excuse to grab another beer though

by sharks on Aug 25, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why did Dusty and the bullpen decide toflush that game down the toilet?

I’m sending a letter to Castellini. “Mr. Castellini, baseball should be fun, not sad”

by Red_Poodle on Aug 25, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

.

I’m going to bed.

by Brian B on Aug 25, 2009 11:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

You're posting a roundup thread?

Oh well then i’ll stay up!

(j/k)

by Brian B on Aug 25, 2009 11:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

This team is a steaming pile of shit

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd liken them more to the four-day-old pile that the owner is too lazy to pick up.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 25, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my question

is if we get a lead here, does cordero come back out

by sharks on Aug 25, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would think so..

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 25, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was probably an obvious answer

now my question is whether they bring him out anyway

by sharks on Aug 25, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game needs to end.

I have to start working on Cincy Jungle’s Weds. version of “Red Reposter”

by jsl413 on Aug 25, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wonder why no one wants coco

Its not the fact that he is overpaid, its the fact that he can only pitch with absolutely nobody on base. He is f’in horrible.

by Eric Davis for Manager on Aug 25, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's late. Anyone else wanna pull the numbers on this?

I’m goin to out on a limb and say this isn’t true. How many times has Cordero come into a game with runners on base this year? Once? Twice maybe?

by Brian B on Aug 25, 2009 11:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

yep

played pretty good d also

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by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and some nice D

bullet of a relay throw that would have got the runner at the plate if Corky were more sticky

by ol Pete on Aug 25, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's "Brenda" tonight.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 25, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could it not be?

I lived in mortal fear of standardized test forms with only six ovals for your first name.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Should have legally changed your name to Nukkah

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 25, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, weren't you?

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 25, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

was there an internet when you were in high school?

AL hadn’t invented it yet when I was there (Cue old guy jokes)

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There most certainly was! In a sadistic way, I miss the ol' dial-up modem noise.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 25, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You and me both, brother.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. Hush, BK, you got nothin' on 'nukkah's troubles.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 25, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, ok.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the 2 hole?

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll pass.

Rectal thermometers aren’t my thing.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 25, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to do a Stewie Griffin rectal thermometry sound bite with it

But I accidentally posted then I got lazy and said fuck it.

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by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Darnell could throw out the winning run.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 25, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that what happened>?

If so, good on Darnell. But winning runs are meaningless. There’s no earthly reason why we need to see whether Darnell McDonald can hit .250 in September while Wlad rots on the bench.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Dusty We Trust

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by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take Owings

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by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reds only have ???

tatum?

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by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sutton, Barker

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by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh good

we’re in great shape

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by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sutton, Vlad, and Barker, too

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by BubbaFan on Aug 25, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, forgot about MWB

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by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wladimir Janish?

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 25, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice catch by Nix

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by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NIX'D

George was 1,000 times more excited for Cameron’s catch in center than that one just now by Nix. Unacceptable.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed

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by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree

Grande is a homer for the Reds opponents. Terrible.

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He does, because he's been calling Laynce by his brother Jayson's name all season

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by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon George

Where’s all that “HE GOT IT! HE GOT IT!” for Nix and that nice diving catch?

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When your team gives up 5 runs in the 9th

you don’t deserve a “he got it.”

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 25, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanted Escobar to get the winning RBI there

One step closer to dressing Hardy up in red.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Escobar seems a lock to stay

and I don’t know how they’ll keep Hardy, so… who knows

by ol Pete on Aug 25, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only chance that Hardy stays in Milwaukee...

… is if his trade value vanishes entirely. Melving might keep him around then just because he’s pissed off.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what do you think it would take

to get Hardy?

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about Micah Owings?

A heck of hitter to boot!

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a bad feeling the Reds will offer Homer

And then he will torment them for the rest of time.

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunno.

But I’m sure Melvin will start out asking for a starting pitcher he can plug into Looper’s spot.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Arroyo!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kip Wells?

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by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bottom of the rotation starting pitcher

If you had asked before the season it would have been a solid #2.

They should package him with McGehee to get a better return.

by backtocali on Aug 25, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

'night all

I mean it this time.

by Brian B on Aug 25, 2009 11:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

coffey throwing smoke

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by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Coffey needs a bro

Guy’s got some serious man-boobies

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon McFlurry

Don’t suck for a change…

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Btb

How awesome is it that both coffey and weathers play for the brewers?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 25, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Felipe Lopez?

At least we have Laynce Nix.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's simple...

Coffey doesn’t have Dick Pole as a pitching coach.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 25, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the Brewers have a guy that coaches their pitchers and helps them improve

A “pitching coach” they call it.

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And look how THAT'S working out.

Actually we’re on our second of the season.

I don’t know how good of a coach he is (it’s tough to tell with the “talent” we have on board currently), but he likes his beer and he’s funnier than hell.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw

you seem cool. and i love battlekow. but there are some touchy prudish pricks ruling the roost at bcb

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 25, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah, well.

I’m not going to rip KL or BCB. I’ve had a lot of fun there over the course of the last couple of seasons. There have been some decisions made I didn’t agree with but it’s not my site and KL can run things as he likes. Things have been pretty quiet lately and some of the folks whose comments I enjoy (like battlekow) have been scarce of late. It’s certainly different than the vibe here. Sometimes I like that better, sometimes not.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 25, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fair enough

i think KL would be best off chilling out, though. For every 3 people who complain about the non-family environment, there are 100 people who fucking love some spice and just dont bother to email the administrator about it.
also, i’ll probably do my best to nearly get banned tonight.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 25, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i take that last part back

im not much of a rabble rouser

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The biggest problem I've had with BCB is that...

… ol Pete is apparently banned while backtocali isn’t.

That’s just wrong.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im not familiar with backtocali

does he venture over here?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes

He was here tonight.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 26, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scroll up.

He generally turns up at the SBN site of whomever the Brewers are playing to talk about how bad their team is, how they should have drafted some stiff he likes better than the guy they took, and how Milwaukee sucks.

Oh, and he sporadically will post information taken from magazines or other sites and let you think it’s his own.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not anymore

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 26, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's actually true

That one just squared up well with the officially given excuses/reasons for banning a user. You can call people counts all you want, but I found you pretty impossible to have a conversation with, which is what the site is really for.

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 26, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But backtocali now, that guy talk to me about anything.

I know I’m preaching to the choir.

Or at least I was.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I actually banned backtocali

You want to know why he’s unbanned, ask Kyle.

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 26, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know.

Hence the preaching to the choir comment.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you know I don't like the guy

I just want you to know that I agree he should be banned.

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 26, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I recall the incident where you banned him.

When I found out he was back a few days later I emailed KL with my thoughts and left the site for a few days.

Then I gave up all my credibility by coming back anyway.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least you don't have a guy with a porn star name and no clue how to coach

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's only one kind of pitching he does

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 25, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats a great find

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 25, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he swung at ball 4

good thing that had eyes

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

McFlurry

gets on base…..What a GREAT at-bat, per Welsh….

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

extra innings

and we have McDonald and Corky back-to-back. Sigh

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Corky!

Don’t suck for a change…..

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I see what you did there

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corky

Does he really have a soul patch like in his Gameday photo?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 25, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

must be an old photo

The Bats require players to be clean-shaven, so I was wondering if he had really fast-growing facial hair or what.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 25, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually traded for Corky one year

in my NL-only fantasy league. I thought he was going to be good. Needless to say, I didn’t win that year…

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

advantage Brew Crew

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by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

my heart hurts tonight.

I thought we had this one in the bag.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 25, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe I've wasted a perfectly good night off

watching this crap….my wife is sleeping soundly upstairs…..she’s much smarter than me.

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

B*tcht*ts has a bat

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i saw him get a hit in louisville last year

he looked really good in triple-a

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 25, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he gets a hit

it’ll take 3 hits to score him

by sharks on Aug 25, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffey batting

and it’s 2-0 count already…jeez

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We don't do so well in these long ones do we?

It’s too bad Janish probably won’t pitch.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 25, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

30 LOB

That’s 30. Three-oh.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 25, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet Jesus.

That’s terrible.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 25, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is.

Not that it still isn’t terrible, just not as bad as that number looks.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 25, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffey went into a trot

sorta

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by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

now be very, very careful

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If the Reds are destined to lose this game

I hope its next inning on a Prince HR…..fantasy reasons, of course.

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 25, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You guys fantasize about weird things

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 26, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nice job Carlos

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by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who faces Prince next inning?

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by Caleb on Aug 25, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Charlie Murphy

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 26, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

game, blouses

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice game, bitches.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 26, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still baseball huh?

I stopped watching at the 9th.

by jsl413 on Aug 26, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, ummm, you missed a bunch

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 26, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now hitting

the dangerous Drew Sutton

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by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey its Drew Sutton!

Whee….

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Two Drews?

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 26, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffey bid him adieu

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by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im glad our last name isnt Drew

cuz then you’d be Nancy Drew and I’d be Andrew Drew

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'MON SUT!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 26, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Hell

This shit is still going on? Unfuckingbelievable.

This is an important game we’ve got here though. With the Nats, KC, and Pittsburgh all winning we need to take advantage.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 26, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or

play for a draft pick we can’t afford

by sharks on Aug 26, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont get this sentiment

with our current ownership, we’ve shilled for plenty of draft picks. why does everyone think we’d draft below slot?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i misread the post

but i dont understand what you mean, if we’re hurting for money with the big club, its hard for me to think they would shell out the money it’s been taking to sign of the top 3 picks. Leakes bonus was actually pretty reasonable compared to others

by sharks on Aug 26, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

but we paid big bucks for yorman, juan duran and alonso in one year. if nothing else, this oganization has laid out top dollar for development guys.
and there’s no such thing as a can’t-miss prospect, even a no. 1 (back me up, brien taylor), but bryce harper is as can’t-miss as it gets, and i cant believe that we’d steer clear of him just because he’d cost 4 million a year.
i understand sowers leaving a bad taste in fans’ mouths, but he was a no. 20 pick who kinda sucked. a no. 1 pick is a different kind of gamble.
there was taylor, but then again, there were guys like a-rod, griffey and hamilton who were cant-miss top picks who didn’t miss. hobbs took a while, but if the rays would have played it safe and used an option on him his final protected minor league season, tampa probably would have won a world series.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree that there's no such thing as a can't miss,

but Taylor got hurt in a bar fight. Hard to see that coming.

by ken on Aug 26, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

kinda like

a sheltered christian guy getting addicted to tattoos, booze and CRACK

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was weird

He didn’t even hit anyone. He tore his labrum because he swung and missed.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 26, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

recd for zing

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMFG rec'd

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see what you did there.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who?

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by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brien Taylor
  1. draft pick who never made it to the big leagues.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 26, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

weird story with that one.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

would be interesting to see what the Reds did with the top pick next year

I just dont see the dollars available, but maybe they could work out a deal like alonso’s where it pays over a few years, im not sure

I agree though that they would try and find a way to get a major pick signed, i just think they would draft a guy and then not be able to afford him, not that it would be a total loss if they install a slotting system the yr after. should be interesting to see what they do with their pick next yr.

by sharks on Aug 26, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

edit:

not that it would be a total loss if they install a slotting system the yr after and had a compensation pick for not signing the yr prior

by sharks on Aug 26, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

those guys arent really that expensive

for all the talk about how much strasburg was going to cost, they ended up giving him 4 mil a year. thats like how much we pay willy taveras

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck everything

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 26, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what was ackley's deal like

I just saw the final total, it was a lot

by sharks on Aug 26, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 years, 7.5 million

or, next to nothing

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we'll see

i keep seeing stuff that the Reds are going to lose money this year, so I’m worried, but I agree with what your saying. i really hope they get the slotting system in place, it can potentially handcuff a low-budget team to give that much to a guy you won’t use for 3-4 years.

by sharks on Aug 26, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ackley gets a $6M signing bonus, highest draft bonus in Seattle Mariners history. Beyond that, Ackley received a major league 5 year deal worth $1.5M, with an additional $2.5M in "escalators."

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 26, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

link

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 26, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit, and Dusty Baker.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 26, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

It’s the principle of the thing. Baseball this abysmal needs to be recognized as what it is.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 26, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya know, if Janish could just hit .260 with 8-10 homers

The Reds wouldn’t need to get a SS.

T

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Y know, if Dusty had a brain

The Reds wouldn’t need to suck quite this hard…

(although they’d still be kinda bad)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 26, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

It’s possible he could be a 260/330 hitter, which would be fine with his defense. But we can’t make that determination off of this year’s sample size.

by ken on Aug 26, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please, God...

not Lefty Smurf.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 26, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For God's sake, George don't try to be funny

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And here comes Prince

The midget looks scared…he might get eaten…

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ahh now it all comes together

The old left hander
The crafty left hander
and now…
The diminutive left hander

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Prince Fielder

Probably weighs twice what Danny Ray does.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 26, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking the same thing

With the off day, Owings could go on his normal rest if he goes tomorrow, right?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 26, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've got a question

Is anyone else just rooting for a loss every time out at this point?

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 26, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pretty much

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 26, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not I

I don’t want to see historically bad

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly, I'm torn

I hate to watch them lose, but I want them to lose enough that Dusty is gone.

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't mind if the Reds lost every game the rest of the way

They’d have the worst mark in franchise history, and maybe….MAYBE….Cast would fire Dusty. If you’re going to suck, suck in a history-making way.

ANd getting Bryce Harper would be a nice bonus, although he seems like a douche.

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's right

Mediocrity is overrated. Let’s just go down in a firestorm of shit.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 26, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Sadly, yes. I became apathetic as of the Pujols slam, and then at some point moved into actively rooting against the Reds.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 26, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ive made my stance known

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes sir

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Aug 26, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

amazing a guy that big moves pretty well

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Could be worse.

You could be rooting for a team that started Villanueva and Burns for weeks only to pull Burns for….

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that Rolen fellow

is pretty darned good over there

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, it's after midnight

Stupid work in the stupid morning.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 26, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm actually trying to finish something now

This draft ain’t gonna be pretty.

by ken on Aug 26, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't want to go to bed yet anyway

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 26, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what happened

How was that a triple?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 26, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stubbs jumped but missed it at the wall

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stubbs jumped at the wall

but ball was just beyond his glove….never touched it

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only better

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

He’s not short.

Must be some wall if it stayed in.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 26, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably 8 1/2 -9 ft at that point

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

geez

I would think a 6’-4" outfielder could jump that high.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was backing

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WMCJ

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WW+BWCJ

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's racist!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 26, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Corky Miller's birth certificate

says Abraham Philip Miller. I guess I might go by Corky, too…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 26, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok

1. How do you have that information
2. How could you not love a baseball player named Abe?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 26, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

dorky Corky

1. I looked it up on the Internets

2. Abe just doesn’t sound like an athlete.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 26, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Corky does?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 26, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, I didn't say I loved Corky Miller

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, Stubbs needed to catch that

Dusty will bring his boy T-Virus back…..

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There's the play we needed, folks!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 26, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Catalanotto looks like he hurt himself

Limping towards first

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what happened?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crap my tv froze up

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Votto'd!!!!

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 26, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Votto!

Uh…yay?

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Figures

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 26, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joeh!!

GOne! much to the disappointment of George

by Lookouts00 on Aug 26, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. Sheesh...

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 26, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he didn't get to excited about Votto's shot, Nix's catch...

and had no hope in his voice on the three or four warning track shots we’ve had since the extras started…i vote he’s out in 10…

by Lookouts00 on Aug 26, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRAVOTTO

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 26, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jo-eh

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Oohhhh.

I like your posts.

by jsl413 on Aug 26, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it me, or did Grande not sound very excited about the EXTRA INNINGS, GO AHEAD HOMER just now!?

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 26, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Grande hates the Reds

He’s really a bitter old man who hides behind the persona of a nice old man.

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gee, i dont think so

im pretty sure grande is the epitome of a nice old man

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was kind of tongue-in-cheek

As are almost all my posts

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry

we’re still getting acquianted. i’m boobs!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should put a smiley or something to let people know I'm kidding

But I would feel stupid using them.

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no he is that rare truly nice guy

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sunshine and unicorns, bitches!

And annoying little “Teddy” Power-type nicknames.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 26, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is not just you

Grande’s terrible.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've got plenty of chances yet to lose to the Pirates.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 26, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lose and keep losing

It is what needs to happen so this crap doesn’t repeat itself ad nauseam.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 26, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell that to the Pirates

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah!!

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not dayncing

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 26, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you should be

have you seen our bullpen?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Todd!

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 26, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not many

he usually got shelled quickly

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair enough

I lost track of the substitutions an hour ago.

by ken on Aug 26, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A little better for Laynce

Maybe one of his producers (or Welsh) said something to him after his crappy Votto call

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they may

have left Coffey in too long.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 26, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

I was expecting to see Stormy last inning

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we need to fly a smurf flag here

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, this isn't quite top notch...

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not bad in a pinch

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's pretty good, actually

Since the flag says “Smurf Village”.

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 26, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

schlumpf means smurf?

sounds like the noise you make when you collapse on the couch with a beer.

by bbjones on Aug 26, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To me it sounds like my dog's squeaky toys after he punctures the plastic squeaker

They just make a creepy moaning/wheezing sound after that.

It was a great selection of awesome.

by battlekow on Aug 26, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Thanks, MushroomVillage.com)

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...and this one belongs to the Reds!!

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whew

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Night all.

Thanks for letting me hang out.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks for joining

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

always welcome

we love Brewers fans. Not from South Milwaukee are you?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, no throat stabbings allowed here

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay, we won?

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well shit

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

17 hits!

holy battlekow!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

La La, La-la-la-la

That was smurfy!

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

coffee continues to fuck us!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

night all

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

does anyone know any really good winterboard themes?

or cydia apps?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

my good

“What? Why are there 320 new comments in the game thread? I thought that game was over. Better go watch the 13th.”

I sit down, Votto goes deep, Laynce goes deep, DRH finishes. It’s all good. :) I’ll take the credit for putting my butt on the couch.

by bbjones on Aug 26, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm ashamed to admit

I collected little Smurfs figures

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by cesarhernandez on Aug 26, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I remember as a kid

Kings Island had a smurf adventure ride where you sat in a log boat and rode around looking at smurf figures. Man, I loved that ride.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 26, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This just in

Coffey keeps Brewers fans awake at night. /bad pun’d

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

HIOOOOOO!!!!!!!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 26, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was so gut punched in the 9th

that I had to watch Food Network instead, but Votto made up for all of it. And Jim Day is seriously about to go into paroxysms of joy lol. Nix provided too, but Votto’s hit clinched it.

by Red_Poodle on Aug 26, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2 Homers for Nix tonight?

Time for a benching.

29 more losses to 100. Being a Reds fan should be justification for medical marijuana.

by RedsMasochist on Aug 26, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DAY FAIL!!!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 26, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm back

Day is an idiot

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Aug 26, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What'd he do?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 26, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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