Hell yeahz.....SIS, LAST PLACE edition

Save the celebration for when we catch the Nats. #1 draft pick, baby!

The last restaurant I ate at: Denny’s. Menos free breakfast (thanks for nothing, C-Pat)

Last movie I saw at the theater: Probably the first LOTR movie, “Fellowship of the Ring.”

Last vacation I took: Sarasota, the last time the Reds would have spring training there.

Last person I would want on the Reds roster: Brett Myers. I can’t root for the laundry when the guy wearing said laundry is that much of a jerk.

Last GM I’d hire for the Reds: agree on Bowden. What a loser.

Last beer I had: I don’t drink.

Last thing I had to eat: Spam, eggs, and rice. It’s a Hawaii thing.

Last bobblehead: Don’t collect bobbleheads.

The last Red Reporter I saw: Haven’t met any RRs in person. That might change if I get around to my midwest tour next summer.

Last television show I watched: Ghost Hunters. But I’m starting to think Grant is a hoaxer.

The last restaurant I ate at: Gordo’s

Last movie I saw at the theater: I went to see Wolverine when it first came out but never got to watch it. I dropped 120 lbs of dead weight that day though, so I’m counting it.

Last vacation I took: NE Pennsylvania to play in my friend’s dad’s memorial golf tourney. And to party with D-grade strippers, of course.

Last person I would want on the Reds roster: Albert Pujols. I simply hate the man too much.

Last GM I’d hire for the Reds: Someone who has never been here before: Kenny Williams. Overall: Bowden.

Last beer I had: Bud Light, last night around 2:00 AM.

Last thing I had to eat: Grilled ham and cheese sammich and salt & pepper chips

Last bobblehead: Brandon Phillips, last Saturday

The last Red Reporter I saw: obc, last night/this morning

Last television show I watched: Sports Reporters

Last Restaurant – DeJa Vous’
Last Club – Baby Doll’s
Last movie – 500 Days of Agony
Last Radio Station listened to – Waif
Last song I heard – Turn, turn, Turn – by the Byrds
Last RR i saw as i walked away from Giudo’s – BK
Last bowel movement – Squatman’s
Last Rites – Dogon
Last acid trip – 1971
Last beer – This morning
Last FAofthe G –

Last thing on my mind – You

last restaurant i ate at was Cafe Devine; I work there

Last movie I saw was some 80mm called first time, yes it was a porno

Last vacation I took was, I dont take vacations

Last time I abused my gf, just kicked her broken foot

Last time I used Marijuana, just now after apologizing to my gf

Last time I saw a Jamacan bobsled team, 1988 Calgary, Alberta

Last meal before committing suicide due after getting swept by the bucs, homemade chicken Alfredo; if you want the recipe just ask.

Last hooker I purchased off the streets, Vine and E. Clifton

Last person I would want in SS Bill Hall

Last defecation seen swirling in the toilet bowl resembled the career of Justin Lehr

Last dance for Mary Jane, One more time to kill the pain

This kid kicks just a little bit of ass.

The last restaurant I ate at: Denny’s: The Pub in Lexington.

Last movie I saw at the theater: Get Smart at the Dollar Movies.

Last vacation I took: Pittsburgh with the rr’s.

Last person I would want on the Reds roster: Corey Patterson

Last GM I’d hire for the Reds: Steve Phillips. Although he would trade a Pujols for Cabrera and somehow they’d both wind up with the reds.

Last beer I had: Newcastle at the pub. Before that I tried a sampler of Hoegaarden, tennant’s, twisted thistle, and dogfish 60 minute. All were good but strangely enough, the twisted thistle tastes like spice drops.

Last thing I had to eat: Frosted Flakes and Blueberry Nutri-grain bar.

Last bobblehead: Edinson Volquez, and it was about as finely constructed as he is.

The last Red Reporter I saw: BK, Happy Birthday to him!

Last television show I watched: Ni Hao, Kai Lan

Last restaurant: I grabbed a sandwich Friday night at Quizno’s, but the night before that I ate at Great Wall Szechuan Restaurant, reputedly one of the best hole in the wall Chinese restaurants in DC. Gotta say, the food was really damn good.

Last movie I saw in the theater: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian. SPOILER ALERT – A good 50% of that stuff at least is not in the Smithsonian.

Last vacation I took: I’m not counting little day trips to Columbus and Chicago, and I’m not counting going back home for holidays. So, the last multi-day vacation was down to Charleston, SC last August, and it was unexpectedly kickass. If you’ve never been to Charleston, great town.

Last person I would want on the Reds: Hmm. Something about Scott Spiezio…

Last GM I’d hire: Cam Bonifay. I’m amazed that guy still works in baseball. What dumbass team hired him?

Last beer I had: Miller Lite. I’ve been on the cheap booze tour. In the last two days, I’ve had Pabst, Yuengling, Miller High Life, Bud Light, and Miller Light. Beer snobs piss me off.

Last thing I had to eat: Chocolate chip cookies.

Last bobblehead I got: Edinson Volquez. Also, it’s the only bobblehead I’ve got.

Last Red Reporter I saw: jsl, at a really disappointing bar.

Last television show I watched: I spent this morning finishing up Season 3 of How I Met Your Mother.

this should be fun

Last restaurant: i had a bagel at Tim Hortons in Buffalo yesterday afternoon. im never going back to that town again.

Last movie I saw in the theater: District 9. at least half of the stuff in that movie isnt in the Smithsonian.

Last vacation I took: Lake Canandaigua, NY. it was nicer than Buffalo.

Last person I would want on the Reds: Kaiser Wilhelm. even if he werent a skeleton he probably couldnt hit a curveball. and they tell me he was mean as a snake.

Last beer I had: Yeungling. you guys talked it up so much and i wasnt real impressed with it the first few times i had it. but i’ll be damned if it doesnt represent. we got a case of it for 10 bucks. that’s the kind of story i’ll tell my grandkids.

Last thing I had to eat: challah, a nectarine, and some cheez-its

Last bobblehead I got: Edinson Volquez. i just fixed his arms with superglue the other day. it should be dry in 9-12 months.

Last Red Reporter I saw: 3 Fast and Chesirecat.

Last television show I watched: Futurama

Last restaurant: Cin Cin, a Chinese place which conveniently uses the first six letters of Cincinnati Reds.

Last movie I saw in the theater: Australia. Wasn’t my choice.

Last vacation I took: Somerset, KY for a family reunion.

Last person I would want on the Reds: Sir Sidney Ponson.

Last GM I’d want: Brian Sabean.

Last beer I had: Tsing Tao. I was in charge of the beer for an Asian-themed event, and I figured it better to have too much. Even if it meant I had to take home the leftovers.

Last thing I had to eat: Tillapia, rice.

Last Red Reporter I saw: Man Mountain and Gray.

Last television show I watched: Simpsons rerun (Bart’ drops a pop-fly in a championship game)

Last restaurant: Jeez, I honestly don’t remember. I think it was a deli that, instead of having hot pastrami, just put the sandy in the microwave. I was told it was the best deli in Saint Louis. I’m not happy.

Last movie I saw in the theater: The latest Harry Potter. It was with family, I couldn’t skatch out.

Last vacation I took: Newfoundland and Nova Scotia. Gorgeous places, had a great time, I would love to go back with someone who hiked and was outdoorsy one day.

Last person I would want on the Reds:I have never had such strong negative feelings for anyone I have not met than I have for Dusty Baker.

Last beer I had: PBR. Don’t judge me for the Pabst, judge me for drinking it at the premier " indie rock dance party/club" in town.

Last thing I had to eat: in case you missed it in the other thread, I just ate this mountain, man.

Last bobblehead I got: I got a bobblehead of myself as a graduation present. That was pretty fucking awesome, I have to say.

Last Red Reporter I saw: Nukkah bought me a Ray’s Hell Burger before I left DC.

Last television show I watched: Bourdain’s No Reservations, natch.

The last restaurant I ate at: Gordo’s. Best burger in the city.

Last movie I saw at the theater: (500) Days of Summer. Unlike Madville, I enjoyed it.

Last vacation I took: Destin, FL back in May. Next month my wife and I are hoping to take a weekend trip to Chicago for our 10th anniversary.

Last person I would want on the Reds roster: Corey Patterson. I’d hate to see the internal strife that Dusty will have to go through trying to balance playing time between Patterson and Taveras.

Last GM I’d hire for the Reds: Steve Phillips. Really, you need a reason?

Last beer I had: Yeungling. More like Yumling, amiright?

Last thing I had to eat: Honey Nut Cherrios.

Last bobblehead: Edinson Volquez. It was in 5 pieces when I got it home, but I’ve successfully glued it all back together.

The last Red Reporter I saw: ‘than, Ash, snohio, and BK, standing outside of Gordo’s with money in my hand.

Last television show I watched: I’m getting caught up on Big Bang Theory online. I’m about a third of the way through season 2. It’s quality, but I’d put it behind The Office and 30 Rock for comedies currently on air. (I don’t watch HIMYM, though rumor is that it’s up there in quality.)

The last restaurant I ate at: Red Lobster (birthday dinner… yes!), Gordo’s before that. 2nd best burger in Cincinnati.

Last movie I saw at the theater: “I Love You, Man”

Last vacation I took: Sarasota spring training extravaganza.

Last person I would want on the Reds roster: David Eckstein, I could never listen to a game again

Last GM I’d hire for the Reds: Steve Phillips.

Last beer I had: Sam Adams

Last thing I had to eat: Donut stick, and Crunch Berries before that

Last bobblehead: Edinson Volquez, until I left it at the game

The last Red Reporter I saw: ’tHan, approximately 8 seconds ago

Last television show I watched: King of the Hill

Last movie I saw at the theater: hmmm. I think Chronicles of Narnia. The first one. We don’t get out much.

Last vacation I took: Maine and Neh Hampsheh. Very cool.

Last person I would want on the Reds roster: Jeter. He’s annoying, and now he sucks, too.

Last GM I’d hire for the Reds: Jim Bowden again.

Last beer I had: Red Hook ESB

Last thing I had to eat: Dinner. I’m on the west coast. Leftover chicken from mom-in-law’s — good stuff.

Last bobblehead: Benito Santiago from the Giants. Don’t know where it is now. Don’t know where he is now. Both of those are good things.

The last Red Reporter I saw: Never seen any of you, which means you won’t be able to identify me in the pictures. It’s cuz I’m on the west coast, still.

Last television show I watched: Design Star. Yeah, don’t get out much.

I predicted the Reds around 78-80 wins. Injuries have changed things.

The last restaurant I ate at: Barney’s Beanery, where the bar features bucket seating from old cars and over 130 types of beer.

Last movie I saw at the theater: The Hangover.

Last vacation I took: Bachelor party weekend in Las Vegas. Last extended vacation: my honeymoon in Fiji in ’06.

Last person I would want on the Reds roster: Willy Taveras, or maybe Barry Bonds.

Last GM I’d hire for the Reds: Jim Bowden.

Last beer I had: Lost Coast Brewing Tangerine Wheat

Last thing I had to eat: Egg sammich on dry wheat toast.

Last bobblehead: TV Guide Network’s Lisa Rinna & Joey Fatone on the Red Carpet. Latest baseball bobble: someone gave me Tommy Lasorda.

The last Red Reporter I saw: Haven’t met any RRs in person.

Last television show I watched: Entourage.

The last restaurant I ate at: Timothy’s on the Riverfront (Wilmington, DE)— not much of a river, by Cincinnati standards… though we did have a body wash up couple of months ago!

Last movie I saw at the theater: Bolt, in 3-D; if the 4-year old is happy, EVERYONE’S happy!

Last vacation I took: Virginia Beach. In-laws live down there, so the price is right. Plus, got to leave the 4-year old for a night with Grandmom and Pop-pop and made an overnight escape to the Outer Banks for some grown-up time!

Last person I would want on the Reds roster: David Ecstein was my #1, but I don’t wanna’ be unoriginal. Tie for 2nd: Jason Kendall and Yuniesky Betancourt

Last GM I’d hire for the Reds: Dusty Baker— don’t say it couldn’t happen.

Last beer I had: Dogfish Head 90-minute Imperial IPA.

Last thing I had to eat: Bison Burger with guacomole, fresh jalapenos, lettuce and tomato. Sweet potato fries on the side.

Last bobblehead: Tom Browning, sent to me by a former co-worker. I went Dr. Andrews on him with the super glue or else he’d have been Jim Abbott in a Reds uniform…

The last Red Reporter I saw: Haven’t met any RRs in person— Chico’s Bail Bonds softball kept me away from the DC trip, and I’m still hoping to make the last visit to Pittsburgh…

Last television show I watched: True Blood.

The last restaurant I ate at: Andy’s Mediterranean Grill. It was good, but prepare to spend several hours on the toilet after eating it.

Last movie I saw at the theater: The Goods. It was, uh, not very good.

Last vacation I took: Cape Hatteras, NC. I prefer a beach with calmer waves and clearer water, but it was a good time nevertheless.

Last person I would want on the Reds roster: I don’t think I could handle having David Eckstein or Craig Counsell on the Reds.

Last GM I’d hire for the Reds: Bill Bavasi. Of course, he’s not that far from being the GM…

Last beer I had: Michelob Ultra. I’m a pussy when it comes to my beer, tending towards light American lagers. Ah, the hazards of being a binge-drinking college student.

Last thing I had to eat: Tombstone frozen pepperoni pizza. Very mediocre, but hey, whatever.

Last bobblehead: Joey Votto, earlier this year.

The last Red Reporter I saw: Can’t say that I’ve seen any of you. I think I’d feel a little awkward being considerably younger than pretty much everyone that goes to meet-ups, but I think it’d probably be a good time anyways. It’s on the to-do list.

Last television show I watched: Weeds. It’s still a pretty good show, but the first two or three seasons were so much better than it is now. I can’t wait for Dexter.