SIS, Why Do The Reds Hate Me Edition
So I've recently had the discussion with a handful of people about the Reds' record when they were in attendance. I've decided to tally up my record this year.
My records are spotty at best, but here goes. I was able to find six ticket stubs, but I know I've been to more games than that. If you attended a game this year with me not listed by all means help a brutha out.
Opening Day - Mets 2, Reds 1
April 24 - Braves 4, Reds 3
June 16 - Reds 7, Braves 2
June 20 - White Sox 10, Reds 8
July 18 - Brewers 5, Reds 1
August 15 - Nationals 10, Reds 6
These are the only games I have stubs available for, but that puts the Reds at 1-5 this season when I'm in attendance. Depressing. I know I've been to a couple of other games this year but don't have the stubs handy to cross check the scores. All I know is that when I attend, the Reds usually lose. I ask you, Red Reporters - do any of you have good luck when you attend? If so, can we interest you in a season ticket package?
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I'm 1-1 this season
July 19…Sunday game. Reds win 5-3 over Brewers. Jonny Gomes hit the game-winner in the eighth inning.
Aug. 4…Tuesday night game. Reds lose 6-3 to Tom Gorzelanny and the Cubs.
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
im either 1-9 or 1-10
the only victory was against the Cubs and it was, to say the least, bittersweet.
"I piss excellence"
That was truly a great day.
"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc
oh mine are fantastic ....
may 23: joey’s first game back and he hits two home runs but the reds lose 6-7 to cleveland
june 7: 14 inning game against chicago … man i got burnt
july 3: pujols GS … need i say more?
my record …. 0-3
i’ll be at the aug 28th game vs the dodgers …. i’m sure it will be a classic.
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
You were at the GS game?
I’m so sorry, dude.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
i was there too
the girlfriends family scored some great scout tickets, with the free food and everything. That was a real kick in the balls.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Aug 21, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
not only was i there, but my seats are always 101 row 5 ...
ie … the cardinals fan in front of me caught the ball …. watch the replay. i’m the one not getting up or cheering, for my head was hung low in shame.
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
The only game that I've been to when the Red's lost was with jch
just sayin’
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
No apostrophe needed
just sayin’
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I'm 0-0...
Although every single one of the… sevenish or so games I’ve been to in my life- the away team has won.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Another guy who always seems to be ther when the Red's lose:

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Aug 22, 2009 8:43 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
along with







Different faces same results.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Aug 22, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
aw, I liked Krivsky
Obie, however, was a joke.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
i liked krivsky too, but he didn't have enough time to really get a full grade
so he had a losing record, and goes on the board.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Aug 22, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey don't forget this Bozo

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Aug 22, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm 1-0 this year, saw Bronson's CG shutout of the Mets at Citi (the day before Bruce broke his wrist)
Last year I went to 4 games and they won all four, and the year before that I was 1-1
So last three years I’m 6-1. Anyone care to hook me up with tickets? (and transportation to/from Cincy?)
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
0-3 the last 3 seasons... Why does Homer hate me?
2007: v. Cubs, 0 – 6 final; Zambrano and two others hold the Reds to 3 hits; Matt Belisle the loser
2008: @ Phillies, 0 – 5 final; Cole Hamels 3-hit shutout; oddly, all 3 hits were doubles; Homer’s 1st MLB appearance of the season, 6.1 IP, 4 H, 4 BB, 5 R, 2 ER
2009: @ Phillies, 2 – 3 final; Reds get 4 hits in the first 4 innings! for a 2 – 0 lead. Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but Homer promptly gives a run back in the bottom of the inning, then can’t finish the 6th inning with the lead. Reds get just one more hit over the final 5 innings, David Weathers gives up a bleeder, then a two-out walk in the ninth, before Victorino gets the walk-off single.
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
I was at the '08 Hamelization too...
I’ve seen 4 games this year, and am 2-2. The two I saw in Cleveland were both wins, but @NYM and @StL were both ugly losses.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Aug 22, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
To get all Slydy
when the Reds winning percentage is .414, a random sampling of 6 games will only result in a winning record [blah blah binomial distribution 6 choose 4 blah blah]…. not very often.
That is to say, Mads was on to something.
I was on some form of synthetic mushrooms
But I am clear today, Mr. Hubbard.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Way to use your Slydey Sense
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 22, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
MJ'd
(not Michael Jordan)
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Aug 26, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
jch, did you not go to Game 2 with us?
The Failcouer game was my only winner I’ve seen this year. I think I am 1-4.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I missed game two this year
I was still tied down under a big wet blanket back then. :)
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
cause that's what diehard fans do, silly
"Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"
0-3
Stab in the throat night and the first two Cubs games a few weeks ago.
People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 AM EDT reply actions
2 and 1.
My first pitch game was a 1 – 0 win thankfully. Maybe I should participate in more first pitches..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
I was at the Faith Day game.
Better known as the Scott Rolen, meet Jason Marquis extra-inning affair. So, I’m 0-1.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
There was a contingent of RRs there too
You shoulda met up.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 27, 2009 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Addendum
I might be heading to next Friday’s Braves-Reds tilt, does that count on my record?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
not if you don't make my party, bitch.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 28, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I'll "make your party"
We’ll “have a drink” then you’ll pull the “nice guy routine” then I’ll end up being “Fucked in the ass”. No thanks.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Oh, who am I kidding?
See you at 1:10 EST.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

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