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San Francisco Giants at Cincinnati Reds, Aug 20, 2009 12:35 PM EDT



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San Francisco Giants
@ Cincinnati Reds

Thursday, Aug 20, 2009, 12:35 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Matt Cain vs Aaron Harang

Partly cloudy,rain. Winds blowing out to left field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 80.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Matt Cain 12-4 2.49 1.15 126 56



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Aaron Harang 6-14 4.35 1.42 138 41


The last time these two pitchers faced off, Aaron Harang got his only win since Memorial Day.  Harang threw 7 innings of 7-hit, 2-run ball while striking out 7 and walking 2.  It was a start reminiscent of his excellent stretch of pitching in 2006 and 2007.  He followed that start with a similar one against the Nationals but took the loss as the offense failed to score a single run in his defense.  He's pitched much better of late overall, going at least 6 innings in 6 straight starts.  The only disastrous start he's had in that stretch was the game against the Padres where he gave up 5 runs in the first inning before settling down to throw 6 shutout innings after that.  Despite pitching better, and keeping his team in all but one of the games, Harang has gone 1-5 in those 6 games.  As we all know, it's because he's a loser and a terrible pitcher.

Matt Cain, as you can tell by his 12-4 record, is not a terrible pitcher.  Believe it or not, an argument can be made that Harang has been the better pitcher this season.  Granted, it's not a strong argument, but the performance of the two pitchers is much closer than their records and ERAs would imply.  For instance, Hardball Times' xFIP (a fielding independent metric that normalizes for home run per flyball rates, something that is believed to be somewhat naturally variable) puts Harang (3.94) ahead of Cain (4.35).  Then again, a similar stat like tRA rates Cain ahead (4.03 to 4.83). 

The point though is not to show that Harang is a great pitcher or that Cain is a crappy one.  Rather, I'm just trying to point out that some of the numbers that we use to traditionally eyeball how good a pitcher has been are faulty.  There is a lot that happens to affect a pitcher's line that is out of the pitcher's control (run support and defense being the top two).  And it can be dramatic enough to the point that a pitching match-up like this one, which looks like a total mismatch, is actually a lot closer than it might first appear.

The Reds losing streak stands at 5.  Hopefully it can end today.

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Either that baby will grow to be the shape of a cube

Or the Reds are making some kind of Soylent Green-veal farm.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Lineup, Votto back

Dickerson RF
Stubbs CF
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Nix LF
Rosales 3B
Janish SS
Tatum C
Harang P

All in all, could be worse. Still wish Gomes or Wlad were playing over Nix, but whatever.

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

this lineup sucks

not a knock on dusty, just the general talent level we’re putting out there every day. all but three of those position players are below average at their positions. if we would have know last year that the back end of the lineup would be nix, rosales, janish and tatum, we probably wouldn’t have watched any games this year.

however, i am excited about the 3 and 4 hitters. and watching stubbs patrol center field.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

wrongo

this game is on FSN in fabulous HD!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

really?

oh snaz

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 20, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course youre right

but come on, we have to enjoy the little victories.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 20, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

i didnt mean to shit in everyone’s easter basket. just day after day the lineup looks so familiar, and i realize its virtually the same one as in louisville last year. or worse.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 20, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is getting really hard to keep doing this everyday, isnt it?

i dont think im quite to the point where Slyde is, giving the team an ultimatum like he did, but im getting close.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 20, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, think about this lineup for a minute.

In a few days when Rolen comes back, plug him in at 3B batting 5th, put Wlad or Gomes in LF batting 6th, Hanigan at C, that’s a major league lineup!

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

dont get ahead of yourself

it would still be slightly below average methinks, but it certainly wont be historically awful like has been.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say great lineup, I said Major League

like, all the players belong in the majors (save maybe Janish, but I’ll give him a break)

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

certainly

that lineup would whip the ass of the one we played the last 8 innings with last night.

Shewwweee that was awful.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 20, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Flat-out.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And get Bruce back and somehow find a real SS and we're in business!

/just trying to be positive, know we’ll still suck next year’d

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

slashie

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or a real 2Bman w/ BP @ SS

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another bleak lineup further reding Aaron Harang's chance for a win

Dickerson is a better choice for leading off at this point than Stumps.

Rosie,Jannish,Tatum and Harang in a row…wow…just wow.

So does anyone think Harang will get any run support?

MY guess is that the Reds will score 2 runs tonights.

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George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 AM EDT reply actions  

That would be an improvement.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Votto had a "retinal migraine"

link

He doesn’t think it was stress related, unless it was related to the stress of losing all the time. Hopefully he’ll be fine

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I've had a similar experience before. It's the only time I've ever had a migraine

It’s kind of freaky because it was somewhat like how I’ve heard people who have had a stroke describe the experience, though obviously not to the same extreme. My head was sore for a couple of days after the headache too. Good on Joey for playing through the soreness. I’m pretty sure I whined about it frequently.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

my dad has had two migraine induced strokes

they caused him to be legally blind because he lost all of his peripheral vision.

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by 'tHan on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Way to make everyone feel better about Votto's prognosis, tHan!

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

but your dad didn't have the backing of the Canadian healthcare system + Doc Kremchek's poking stick

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

interesting

Retinal migraine

Retinal migraine (ophthalmic, ocular) is not an uncommon cause of transient monocular blindness in young adults. It is manifested by recurrent attacks of unilateral visual disturbance or blindness lasting from minutes to 1 hour, associated with minimal or no headache. This phenomenon is frightening to patients, who usually seek medical help to exclude amaurosis fugax due to ischemia of the retinal arteries. Patients describe a gradual visual disturbance in a mosaic pattern of scotomata that gradually enlarge, producing total unilateral visual loss. Postural changes, exercise, and oral contraceptive agents may precipitate attacks. The condition is thought to result from transient vasospasm of the choroidal or retinal arteries. A personal or family history of migraine confirms the diagnosis.

I wonder if it is related to the medication he’s taking, as someone suggested last night. If oral contraceptives can cause it, maybe other meds can, too.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 20, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

that certainly is a lot of big words.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 20, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i understood the following words ...

is …. not … an … of … in … young … adults … It … by …. etc

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This makes me so sad...

“It’s been kind of stressful lately with all the losing.”

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I just noticed

that the FreeCreditReport.com ad with the roller coaster looks a lot like the roller coaster the Reds players were riding the other day. It’s not the same, but it looks like it was designed by the same company. The seats are identical, but a different color.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 20, 2009 12:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Over / Under Runs for Harang today: 1.5

I’ll go over, but barely. The Reds score 1.6 runs today.

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions  

He's on rehab in Louisville

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

lotsa empty seats

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Over/Under 5,000 fans?

I might take the under on that one

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 20, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Lyle Overbay and Troy Glaus don't just beat up on the Reds

That’s two!

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Say this for the Reds

They’re not running Nate Schierholtz out there.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

i've always said that

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stubbs going to bunt?

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

leadoff...walk...?

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently GameDay at work sucks balls

Dickerson is still on a 1-0 count, but the Giants haven’t even recorded their third out yet. Fabulous. I may actually have to do work.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, the leadoff hitter, if he gets on base, is allowed to steal 2nd?

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad news

Cincinnati has been eliminated as a host city for a potential US bid to host the World Cup in either 2018 or 2022. So has Columbus, strangely, which features both the first US soccer-specific stadium and one of the largest stadiums in the country in Ohio Stadium.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Link, for those interested. Cleveland Browns Stadium and Michigan Stadium are still in the mix.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

like i always say

there is better futball in michigan than in columbus

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by 'tHan on Aug 20, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well if Cincy and Columbus are out

Then I hope Cleveland gets some games. Saw U.S. vs. Venezuela there right before the 2006 World Cup. Wasn’t a bad venue.

And what would the Euro soccer fans do in Cincy….go to the Creation Museum?

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Aug 20, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wonder what their reason was?

do they have a better city in mind? there are pros and cons to cincinnati and columbus but i think columbus could accommodate a world-class event like the world cup. that blows…

by GrooveLeg on Aug 20, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I live in Columbus and I think it could handle it.

But then again I’m sure there are way more interesting cities.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

how's the public transportation system?

i bet that’s got a lot to do with it

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically non-existent

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not too hot. There's no subway or anything.

The bus system (COTA) is okay I doubt it could handle anything even nearing World Cup levels.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol the OSU bus system is far better actually.

Which isn’t saying much.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe a little

But places like Indianapolis, Houston, and Foxboro are still in the running.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't think Indy could handle it either

but they might have a leg up because they’ve hosted big stuff like the final four.

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but all those people stay in RVs, grill out, and motorcycle to the track.

They don’t exactly put a huge strain on the city’s infrastructure

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol I was about to say that

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shitter's full!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

indy has a great interstate system ... just no public transport

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think hotels too. There arn't a ton of hotels and no really nice ones.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most people either A. Live in Columbus

or B. Come in from other parts of Ohio.
Campus is nuts on gamedays….

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Columbus has hosted Women's World Cups before, but that's a whole different ballgame

I don’t know what the ultimate factors were, but while Columbus can definitely host an event that size, some of the other cities eliminated aren’t really any surprise (Birmingham, Cincinnati, Columbus, Fayetteville, Ark., Knoxville, Las Vegas, Minneapolis, New Orleans, Pittsburgh, Salt Lake City and San Antonio.)

by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Minneapolis would be a great city to host something big

Not sure what kind of soccer town it is, but when I think of showing the U.S. off to the world, the twin cities aren’t a bad representative.

by ken on Aug 20, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least it would be in summertime

And they could probably use the new Golden Gophers football stadium.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

In terms of loudness, the Metrodome would have been sweet to play international soccer in

Qwest Field and Arrowhead Stadium are still in the running, so they’re the best bets for “loudest motherfucking sporting event you’ve ever seen.”

by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

phillips was pretty clearly wincing during that at bat

either his wrist is really hurt or he was watching his first swing on the jumbotron

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark Sheldon

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice smack by Rosie.

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Reds!

They’re my favorite team.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim and Chris are going on about how to score...

I know there is not much to be up beat about…but wow

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by Zach K on Aug 20, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris is explaining that mustache rides are the easiest way to score

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hating you people watching the game

/bitter at having to listen to Marty and tHom

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why can't Tracy Jones say "superior" right?

Supeera? what?

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

The same reason Pete Rose says "suh-tis-ticks" and George Grande says "Jock-urrr-TEE."

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gambling and lack of complete mental faculties?

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus too much spray tanning.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he gat it! he gat it!

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think George Grande has gambled in his life.

Except that one day he wore slacks without pleats. Outside. In front of people.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

the scorebook thing is awesome, they really should do this more often.

i know the basics … perhaps they could briefly flash the box after each play in the corner.

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah it makes it a little more interesting.

And is better then the usual announcer banter

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna miss kelch

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbs is fast

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He makes it look routine...

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he hides it well too

smoove.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kelch might be the best reds TV play by play guy ever!

I like George but he has that annoying “Good Ole Boy” attitude.

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by Zach K on Aug 20, 2009 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Kelch

but I’d guess that if we listened to him for 10 years describing losing baseball, we’d probably start to dislike him too.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he'd probably be as grumpy as marty

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as much I would dislike listening to Brantley the next 10 years

Honestly we could be in the world series and I would not want to listen to that man.

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Aug 20, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

well sure

I think Kelch should be the heir to Marty (I hope he doesn’t get snatched up before then). He really is quite excellent at what he does.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zach, are you still Hopper's #1 fan?

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least get that "#" outta there

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Never!

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Aug 20, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I am

I am not “anti HR” at all. I just have a thing for shitty players. Juan Castro was my favorite red for a few years. Todd Walker is my favorite red but he was pretty good.

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Aug 20, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, Zach

I’ve been around for awhile…watching.

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Creepy....

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Aug 20, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Dickerson guy isn't too bad, huh?

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Good swing by Dickerson

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol a BB, 1B and SB in two at bats isn't too shoddy

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

are we losing yet?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

no

GoodHarang is on the mound….so we’re tied.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey,

took the job at HPU. Thanks a ton.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

High Point?

My neighbor’s daughter is going there.

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

tubby smith's

alma mater

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by 'tHan on Aug 20, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

had no idea

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

With John Allison's son!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent!

Glad that worked out, eventually.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it took awhile

sounds like the state school enrollment cuts have really helped them out. But also put them in a clusterfuck of activity

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that like any university

they find a way to turn every event into a clusterfuck. The only variation is in magnitude.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fixed

I’m pretty sure that like any university employer

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently

Cal Ripken is speaking there in a few weeks.

I’m pretty sure I don’t really want to see that.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOD THAT WAS SO CLOSE

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn't mind if they put the scoring up on the screen (smaller sized)

but not talk about it.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

But you know if they put it up

they can’t talk about anything else.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the business, we call that "see-and-say."

It’s for hacks.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP leaving the game Sutton in.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Sutton in for BP.

Wrist?

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Or thumb.

Or both.

Or mangina.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we lose Votto again

the whole opening day lineup is out, right?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fact.

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup, boy that's depressing

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

He’s giving up baseball to star as Mayor McCheese in an off-broadway production.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reasonable explanation.

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's all over twitter.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

An all fast food production of The Mayor of Casterbridge

(God, I love Hardy!)

(Or in this case, Thomas Hardee’s)

by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy has more gloves tacked on his wall than Willy.


And it looks like he knows how to lead off better.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh snap

"If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third." --Tommy Lasorda(on catcher Mide Scioscia)

by chazzilla on Aug 20, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

aflac? 3 nl teams to win back to back ws ...

1. cin
2. ny/sf?

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Cards back in the day maybe?

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards? They've won more than any other NL team

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cubs

a million years ago

by ken on Aug 20, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

cubs 07-08, giants 21-22, reds 75-76

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dickerson shows the difference between an average MLB OF and a prospect.

At least Stumps put a bit of wood on the ball.

BTW doesn’t snohio resemble Rosy

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 20, 2009 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

you are pretty negative on Stubbs…. How bout we give the kid a shot?

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by MixFMKyle on Aug 20, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im beginning to wonder

if Mads is Dusty playing on RR from the dugout.

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by MixFMKyle on Aug 20, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y'know

Maybe we should be running Nate Schierholtz out there.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the scorebook below the player's name when they come to the plate

I hope that’s a permanent addition by FSN.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

ive seen that somewhere else ... mlb network perhaps?

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

TBS does it, I believe

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen it lots of places

just not FSOhio. I think other FS networks do it. I’d like to see FSOhio add it permanently

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Outrageous Authoritarianism Invades My Liver Feeding

You know that Coors Light Cold Activated Can commercial where the announcer dude is with a beer vendor talking about the can? Well, that appears to have been shot at Dodger Stadium, where by California Law, we cannot have beer vendors.

It’s hella lame. And in this case, ironic.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

no, he said that he IS shallow

all of that environmental stuff is a front just to get ladies.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

a Panties Liberation Front

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So i'm in a huge baseball depression

The Reds might not win 70 games!

It will be a Phillies/Cardinals vs Yankees/Red Sox series that ESPN will love!

Bill Simmons will write some stupid article if the Red Sox go to the World Series about how if the Red Sox win this time it will be “untainted” or something.

The Yankees will buy their 27th world championship

The Cardinals…well I just don’t really like them at all

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Aug 20, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

so long as the cubs blow it im cool

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

the other night I was using the fine SBN search feature and ended up in Cards world

A WS win this year is about 50/50 and they plan on dominating the division for the next few years. They seem as arrogant as their pitchers with those awful cop looking mustaches as they stare down their strikeout victims.

I thought about posting the results that Brett Wallace has been putting up – lotsa HRs and Clay Mortenson pitching well – but I passed

by ol Pete on Aug 20, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair

I saw a lot of similar sentiment on a certain Brewers blog last season. Fans are supposed to be cocky about their teams when they are winning.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

fascinating

i’d like to try that some time.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 20, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it a WS ticket or something that was the graphic when the Reds went out on a road trip?

by ol Pete on Aug 20, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember in April

when reds fans were saying “see our offense is better we don’t rely on the HR…”

how is that working out?

I blame the fans being cocky and poorly educated!

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Aug 20, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't remember much of that

I remember it more as maybe a series or two is possible and you never know. I don’t want to be the one to defend the locals though. The stuff I hear on the radio and read can be mind numbing and now that da devil signed with the vikes, its 24/7 tantrums, whining and crying. Brewers are kind of non-existent right now.

by ol Pete on Aug 20, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

in all cases

You think the Cards fans are being cocky because you don’t like the Cardinals. You didn’t see it as such for Brewers fans because, well, you are one of them. You think people are overreacting about Favre because you are a Favre fan. There’s nothing wrong with it, but your point of view definitely changes your perception of what is being said.

And now, I’m done stating the obvious.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are not.

/stating the obvious

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think the Cards fans would even be bothered

about being called arrogant. They’d probably tell you that they earned it. I honestly don’t remember much talk of going to the WS or dominating the division, but if you heard that, okay. And like I said, I don’t think much of the conversation on the radio and what not is very good around here.

And I’m not “overreacting” about Favre, I’m watching a silly whine-a-thon about things that aren’t real. There is a whole series of made up stories about what a monster of a human being he is that have nothing to do with him playing for another team a couple years after they let him go. The first thing I heard on a radio show this morning was about nazis.

by ol Pete on Aug 20, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say you were overreacting

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

"tough break for aaron harang"

no, that was a shitty pitch

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 20, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

it was

it was a wild pitch that scored a run. apparently garko swung

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 20, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game over.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

you gotta wonder if that's the first thought that went through Harang's head

when Uribe crossed the plate

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see how smoothly he caught that fly ball?

He timed his job perfectly to get there in stride.

by jsl413 on Aug 20, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I timed my job perfectly so that I could watch the game while I was working.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

slacker'd

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I timed my Drew Stumps reply to flow right after all of these other well timed comments

Stubbs is a good looking young player. He will probably make to the major leagues at 25 ears old, He will most undoubtedly be a very good defensive outfielder. I see him as a .250 hitter with a .275-80OBP. I am not down on the kid. I just don’t think that his AAA stats are going transfer readily to the MLs. I root like hell for this kid everytime he’s at the plate…but…I was wrong once in 2007, and 2 times so far in 2009.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 20, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

you see boobs,

when a man and a woman love each other very much…

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 20, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

you see boobs,

when a man and a woman rabid mule love each other very much…

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

...they go blind from oral contraceptives.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but what the hell kind of name is Kige?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's short for "Kigetavious"

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Aug 20, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you not know who kige is

or do you not understand kige?

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Aug 20, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Stubbs is a good looking young player."

/creepy old man’d

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now...well he is kind of cute...

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 20, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

"he's no votto"
quoted from my wife ashes last night

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slyde back me up here

The reds average -2.38 runs for Harang this season correct ?

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Aug 20, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought he was 7?

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cuz Stubbs is 6.

:P

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a pete mackanin play

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're swinging early and often this inning

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

5 batters, 9 pitches in the inning

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

could be worse

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 20, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a Baxter situation

I’m not even mad. That’s amazing!

by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get it

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Burgundy'd

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Aug 20, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

When is Jay Bruce coming back?

At least he hit an occasional Home Run

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 20, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

In the Dominican Winter League

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

2010

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 20, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dead.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think he hurt his wrist again on a foul swing

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

like a record, baby

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

a broken one.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You haven't heard?

MLB wants to officially move the Reds to Louisville. Rather than upset both of the Bats fanbase and the Cincy fans, they’re slowly but surely shifting the rosters.

BP must be next. Maybe we’ll get lucky and they’ll put the Louisville Reds in the NL West again.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 20, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This lineup is such shit without him.

Top 3 are fine, then you got a bunch of mendoza liners..

by jsl413 on Aug 20, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's hiking the Appalachian Trail

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

2010!

In 2013 winning baseball will be back in Cincy!

RIP Norris Hopper's and Juan Castro's MLB career

by Zach K on Aug 20, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss the games when we lost 10-8

those were the glory days in the 2000s for the Reds!

In 2013 winning baseball will be back in Cincy!

RIP Norris Hopper's and Juan Castro's MLB career

by Zach K on Aug 20, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

votto is going deep right here ...

and i’ll miss it cause i’m making lunch

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

WW

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

guess i didn't miss much

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is pretty painful recently.

I know there’s a lot of injuries etc…but 18 straight innings without a run?
I hope BP gets so time off for his wrist to heal…
I never thought I’d be looking forward to Hernandez’s return but I’d like to see a lineup with
C-Dick, Bruce, Votto, Gomes, BP, Rolen, Hernanadez (your pick at SS)
It would be good to see a decent group of actual mlb players on the field for the home team.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 20, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

(your pick at SS)

Hanley Ramírez?

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

LAYNCE NIX

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 20, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Havoc!!! Thank's for the horrible memories FSN.

Patterson? Sounds about right.

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

And thus ends 19 straight scoreless innings of futility for the Redlegs.

Nix Tater!

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nix'd!!

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

They scored!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Incorrect.

That, sir, is a holy carp.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA HA!!!! F-ing awesome!

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe I'm just old school

But I preferred writing to my horsesenator.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's my BOY

NIX drills it.

I am glad to see him getting more playing time again

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 20, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Now we be cruisin'

Little bit of HR power goes a long way…
We be cruisin..uh huh

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 20, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

/Paul'ed


and /Harvey’ed

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who's coming in to pitch?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Make something happen, Drew.

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I love that stuff.

Except that he might get injured doing it, screwing up a late-season or off-season trade for a MLB 2Bman.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember Jose Rijo breaking his ankle on a steal attempt?

Not a great idea.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

that’s alot of strike outs.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 20, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF let him play

He’s got to learn the difference between a good AAA AB and a good MLB AB.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 20, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, chill

I’m saying Dusty will bench him, I’d let him play everyday for the rest of the year if it was up to me.

Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry

by nycredsfan on Aug 20, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang's going to slaughter someone.

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Kelsh have taken an interstesting subject

and run it. into. the ground.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Still Alive?

Lets get a run and a W for AH

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 20, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Oops...inning over already...well I;, off to work

Go REDS

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Aug 20, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Have a good day, Mads.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rosales made that look very difficult.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

getting tired rhodes?

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Aug 20, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah

Just making sure we stay in the Bryce Harper sweepstakes.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 20, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

speaking of sweep...

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And they pick Tatum up by letting him sit down.

Nice DP.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Twitter Tidbit from Fay
The 8 position players the #Reds have the field make $3,235,000. The least possible in $3,200,000 because of the $400,000 MLB minimum.

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Aug 20, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

F'ing WOW

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just want to Daynce

Daynce. Daynce.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Havoc!

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooh yay!

Masset out for the 4th time in 5 games!

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 20, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Reds!

Go DRH!

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Best Pitcher of 2009!

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 20, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

K, baby!

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

so i'm watching todays game on my pc

mlb.tv paid for by my roomate is awesome.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Aug 20, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Good price.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone actually think we'll win today?

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 20, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I do!

(Today is opposite day, right?)

by thevole on Aug 20, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do now!

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I may, the home team wins 70% of the time when tied in the 9th or later.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need a Tatum Tater.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Valez dropped the ball!

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

A break, perhaps?

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

This team is certainly broken.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

COMMON GOMES!

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 20, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Nor I

Though if I had one it’d probably say “Fuck all y’all”

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 20, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i could send you one of mine

but that would make you a liar

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Aug 20, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can buy my Josh Roenicke jersey :P

I’m actually thinking about a silent auction here, with half the proceeds going to the Red Community Fund.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gomes... *pfft-ah*

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Aug 20, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Extra innings loss coming up!

Exciting!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't make me fart in our shared elevator. Cuz I will.

"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

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