Game 119 Thread II: Arroyo and Zito battle it out for who is most handsome guitar player. And pitching.
Joey Votto played 1B in the top of the 1st, and then Kevin Barker hit for him in the bottom half. No word yet on what's up with him, but hopefully we'll hear soon. Numerous rumors abound, one suggesting that he was suddenly called into action in defense of a higher cause.
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I'm still waiting for pizza, Scrabbles.
Maybe I’ll get it in this thread
I have robot insurance.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
ahhh drag dude
we had some earlier, but i dont know if there’s any left. did you check the fridge downstairs?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
No, fresh out.
But I did find a Verner’s ginger ale.
I have robot insurance.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
you know what?
it’s totally yours man. just dont spill any on your sleeping bag.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
squibbed a double over the 1st baseman's head
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
Gameday was stuck on “in play, no out” for the longest time.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
he runs real darn fast
it rattled into the bullpen and he went into 2B standing up
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I've only got one sleeping bag.
No, you can’t share.
I have robot insurance.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I like this guy.
SSS
I have robot insurance.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
Why do they sacrifice with the fastest guy on the field already in scoring position?
(cue pic of dusty shrugging)
I have robot insurance.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
i think Janish was trying to bunt for a hit
Uribe was playing pretty far back. still a dumb idea though, since any kind of single likely scores Stubbs.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Kelch just said:
Votto has “blurred vision”
I have robot insurance.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
What could that indicate? Doctors?
Could that be related to the stress/panic attacks from earlier?
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
Listening to Foreigner?
Double Vision?
I have robot insurance.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Listening to Queen?
One Vision?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 19, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That must be why Dusty put Janish in the two-hole
He’s a master bunter.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Wait... I just realized something
Janish sacrificed Stubbs to third when there was ALREADY ONE FUCKING OUT!!!!
WTF!!!???
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
i think he was trying to bunt for a hit
still a dumb idea, but not as dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I think
he was trying to bunt for a hit
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 19, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I doubt they left that up to the rookie
It must have been Dusty’s idea. Maybe he just wanted to see if he could do it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
This is getting ridiculous
Something good happens on the Reds, so immediately something horrible must occur to balance it.
At least we've gotten Goodroyo tonight
I have robot insurance.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
Which means Harang's arm will fall off in his next start
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
I like to think that God has a sense of humor
Look at the platypus, or Otis Nixon (don’t look too long though, you might hurt start getting blurred vision yourself).
31 more losses
by RedsMasochist on Aug 19, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Delete hurt from that statement. Heh
31 more losses
by RedsMasochist on Aug 19, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
God better have a sense of humor
Or else when I get there, I’ma drop that muthafucka.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
who says you're getting there?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Me, of course
I was born on Christmas, it’s a little known loophole that I get to state my case before the judges for that reason alone. I’ll YouTube it, no worries. Oughtta be a fucking hoot, me trying to explain why I woke up naked on a picnic table in Waimea.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
he's been a badass lately, hasnt he?
there really is no in-between for him.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
i think he was having the same kind of symptoms
went he went on the shelf for his depression and anxiety.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
His father died a year ago on August 8.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Questionable move there
How many pitches had he thrown?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 19, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they're taking him out so he can go check on Joey Votto
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Aug 19, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i guess you could go either way
yeah he was rolling, but youve got runners in scoring position for the first time tonight and it’s the 7th inning. you may not get another chance.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You're also playing the Reds sans Votto
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 19, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
right
so your bullpen can handle this bitch, piece o’ cake.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
2 outs Bronson
You just have to not allow any runs so we can lose in extra innings
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 19, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
The mighty Zito is out of the game
Perhaps it’s time to score some runs?
Think of the baby!
People always asking, 'Uncle Jemimah, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
By the way, I want to tell whoever was responsible for putting "Double Vision" in my head and getting it stuck there
there’s a special place in hell for people like you.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Wow, I'm sorry
You don’t have to get so Hot Blooded
People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You're Cold as Ice
People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
dont put this on me
your the Dirty White Boy
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright, Break it Up
People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
are you really that Urgent
to end this fun little game?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I could probably play
Until the End of Time
People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
you googled "Foreigner songs" too, huh?
dont be ashamed, i know you can show me.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry
I’ll Get Even With You
And I’m done.
I knew all but this one.
People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 19, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll show you what love is
And by “love” I mean “a kick in the ass”
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Aug 19, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Now would be a good time for one of those Johnny Gomes homeruns
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
I guess he got "hit a homerun" mixed up with "strike out swinging"
A common mistake.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Aug 19, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll show you what love is
And by “love” I mean “a kick in the ass”
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Aug 19, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I fail
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Aug 19, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, I'm done scoring for a couple of weeks it looks like
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
How awesome would it be if the Reds did a clean sweep in the broadcast booth and axed Grande, Welsh, and Brantley?
Seriously, Chris. It’s August. We don’t need you explaining over and over that Arroyo likes to change speeds.
by Brian B on Aug 19, 2009 9:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Wait
Arroyo likes to change speeds?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Aug 19, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i actually like Welsh
he did an interview with RLN radio earlier this season where he explained that he knows that we nerds know this stuff, but he’s doing it for the kids who are watching.
and he’s a damn sight better than everyone but Kelch.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
What does "damn sight better" mean?
If kids are the target audience, then go ahead and put Gapper in the booth for christ’s sake. This is a grown-up’s game.
by Brian B on Aug 19, 2009 9:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
If you don't get the kids into baseball
who watches it after the grownups are all dead?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Aug 19, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
So Chris Welsh is getting kids into baseball?
I’ll read my comment again, but I’m pretty sure I didn’t say kids shouldn’t be watching baseball.
by Brian B on Aug 19, 2009 9:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Uh, I hate to tell you this, but they had Gapper in the booth earlier.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 19, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You should have heard the stuff he said about health care
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Aug 19, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i wish there wasnt so much filler too
but Welsh seems like the only one in the regular rotation who actually knows what he’s talking about. maybe he’s only good by comparison, but it’s something.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
brantly knows baseball better then everyone ... it's his other bs that ruins it
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
i dont know about that
he’s said some things just as stupefying as any of the others have.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
HI KIDS!
The big boys are/should be back, and Gordo’s in Norwood was a huge hit. A solid second place to Terry’s, possibly just as good.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Did you have the Jean-Robert burger?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 19, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I had the Hawaiian (Hi bubbafan!)
Burger, American cheese, cucumber, pineapple, lettuce, tomato. I held the onions. It was damned good.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
obc and 'tHan did
They both loved it, and I’m not sure who else had it, but it was a hit
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 19, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Balentien a poor defender?
What are the chances of him putting up a higher WAR than Dickerson as a platoon partner for Gomes in LF?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 19, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
he's actually not that bad
Not great range but very good arm
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 19, 2009 9:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
well, shit.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
so does dustbag run coco out there again down by one?
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
I don't like this Nix/Affeldt matchup
Not a good feeling about this.
by Brian B on Aug 19, 2009 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
damnit nix ... goodroyo could have done that
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
For good reason
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 19, 2009 10:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Can the reds please deal Arroyo
tomorrow? His stock is trading at madoff like ponzi scheme levels right now. SELL! Or does he have one of those contract thingies that defy common sense?
Your argument is poetic
And I agree.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Seems like it's been a while since we had an uplifting walk-off win
Stubbs HR in the bottom of the frame. Calling it. Bruce-esque.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 19, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
8IP, 1 run
Arroyo got Harang’d tonight
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 19, 2009 10:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I hate the Reds.
Beat Lincecum, then light up Lincecum and lose, and both times you face Zito, get fucked up.
everyone's been getting harang's lately
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
by joshuar9476 on Aug 19, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Methinks that Bronson has don a yeoman's job on a really suckass team this season
Why would you trade him..who’s going to replace his innings and wins? Not Owings.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
He's done a fine job
He’d be a good fit for the Bombers. Pettitte is long in the tooth, Wang is gone for the year, and they have Joba on an inning watch. Their middle relief has been rock solid with Hughes coming out of the pen and Rivera is, well, Rivera. They need to add a starter who can give them innings. Cashman will overpay for one from somewhere, might as well be Arroyo.
by horace clark on Aug 19, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait a minute, teams actually monitor the innings their young pitchers throw?
MADNESS I SAY!!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
one run dumb fucks .... then coco can blow it in the 10th
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
Welcome to the Reds 2009
I believe that designating losing inning was the 8th in 2008.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
That was 2007
I know, the suck tends to all blur together.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 7:48 AM EDT up reply actions
that's right...we had Burton last year...until he broke.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Janish and Barker 2-3
this does not inspire confidence
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 19, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
You know what is funny?
I thought the Reds offense might improve soon with the pending return of Rolen and the disabling of Taveras. I should have known something would happen to Votto. This team is cursed.
someone dig up marge and reinstate her for a day .....
…. that should remove the curse
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
by joshuar9476 on Aug 19, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
c-dick for janish? what if we go extra innings?
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
Sutton at SS
would be my guess
My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts
by cesarhernandez on Aug 19, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
then bring in sutton then and don't waste players
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
by joshuar9476 on Aug 19, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Bad call
I swear sometimes the ump sees the guy go to take his base and goes, “oh yeah? Yer out kid”
Was it ball 4 to Stubbs?
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 19, 2009 10:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
And he delayed before making the call, until Stubbs moved
That’s what really struck me as odd.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 19, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's some rookie bullshit
Good to see Stubb’s eye is as advertised though
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 19, 2009 10:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
gameday says it's a strike
but it sure looked iffy
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It looked high, it might have been a strike by the book
But it wasn’t a strike as the ump had called them all night before that.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 19, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Kevin Barker is a big fucker
he should put on in the ’pen.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
I'm not getting any Good Vibrations
watching Brian Wilson pitch against the Reds.
funny.......
LIneup includes 3 triple AAA players – Stubbs, Barker, Rosales. An offcast from the Mariners – Balentien. A guy who started the season as the backup catcher and might still be had Hernandez not gone down – Hanigan. A guy who was a free agent spring training invite, who didn’t even make the club out of spring training – Gomes. Now Dickerson – a 4th outfielder………and the lone regular starter – Phillips. Comical.
The entire team is backups
Except BP.
We’ve been really unlucky on the injury front. It’s a wonder that we’re not in dead last place.
Yet.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Why the FUCK wasn't he taking there?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 19, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
fuck!
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
Tough nite for Bronson
Wonder what his record would have been on a decent or better yet a good team?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
He's had his fair share of wins he didn't earn
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 19, 2009 10:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ie .. things can't get worse, right? well crap, they just did.
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
by joshuar9476 on Aug 19, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
We got 2-hit
And the two were Stubbs and Rosales.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
neither were hit squarely
i hope Walt is watching.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillips has been pretty underwhelming lately
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 19, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
He's the streakiest player on the team
He carried the offense a few weeks ago while Votto was struggling
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 19, 2009 10:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't forget he was plunked on the wrist on his bobblehead night a few days ago
I’m sure it still can’t be feeling too good. Not a lot of padding on the side of the wrist so it probably hit right on the bone.
by RedsMasochist on Aug 19, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He's always been the streakiest player on the team
what with all the running through the outfield naked.
I keep burping cucumber
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I thought you were coming to this one
What happened? Too good for us lowly RRs?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
my excuse isn't very good.
I saw the thread, and never posted to ask details and never checked back / remembered the date of said activity. I would have gone, I had nothing else to do tonight.
The next one I’ll pay attention to.
I however am burping Godo's cheeseburger...
just as good the second time
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I know this is another Titantic deck chair rearrangement but
Drew Sutton should be getting more time with all these injuries. At least as much as Rosales has gotten to prove that he can’t hit. And unless the Reds really think they’re going to be able to swing a trade soon for a SS, move Phillips over now. Janish cannot hit. It’s been codified.
They’re really blowing this laboratory period by trying to eke out a couple more wins – at most – by playing guys with more MLB experience. Start your spring training experimentation now so you can put a better product on the field for opening day 2010.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 19, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
Sutton don't got it..he'll never be a mlb player of note
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
i just want a solid player
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Hmm you could be wating around a while
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I don't know about that
His approach at the plate is pretty good, and he’s got decent pop for a skinny guy. When he’s gotten playing time, he has looked good (the Colorado series, and one and a half games against the Nats). I think he could be a solid utility guy at least.
31 more losses
by RedsMasochist on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope that he lives up to his hype.
I would love for him to develop into a solid all around player…Hell its only his first game…but I really question bringing him up now,. But that’s ancient history…he’s here, my guess is that he’ll play well enough in the field but will hit about the same as Rosy.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I was talking about Sutton
Though most of what I said about approach could apply to Stubbs as well (well, except for that first at bat). The big thing is for them to get enough playing time to prove themselves or expose them.
31 more losses
by RedsMasochist on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I go away for a while and things go even further south
I see Stubbs finally made it up
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
If things go any further south the Reds will have to change their names to the Penguins
31 more losses
by RedsMasochist on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Pittsburgh's north of Cincinnati
by Brendanukkah on Aug 20, 2009 7:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking more of Antarctica
But well played sir.

31 more losses
by RedsMasochist on Aug 20, 2009 8:12 AM EDT up reply actions
what happened to Votto?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
"Blurred vision"
I think it’s probably a relapse of his depression/anxiety problem.
His dad passed away last August, so it’s probably on his mind.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
this team could be a factor as well for depression
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
though Dusty denies that
Reds manager Dusty Baker said Joey Votto’s blurry vision was not related to stress that kept him out for 21 games earlier this year.
"He went after the popup and said he couldn’t see," Baker said. "When player says that, an alarm goes off."
Votto saw an optometrist. Baker said it’s possible that Votto could play in today’s 12:35 p.m. game with the Giants.
Either way, it doesn’t sound good.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
this team could be a factor as well for depression
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

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