Game 112 Thread: Reds at Cardinals
by Slyde on Aug 11, 2009 6:15 PM EDT
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I look forward to this exchange tonight between Mitchell Boggs and every Reds batter:
Boggs: Hey, anybody come at you yet? Anybody get to you yet?
[Batter looks at him in puzzlement]
Boggs: Hey, we all need friends in here. I could be a friend to you.
[Batter walks away]
Boggs: Hey... Hard to get. I like that...
Justin Lehr is out to show that his last start wasn't a fluke. I still have my doubts. I wish him well though. Lord knows we could use some good news around this place.
Chris Dickerson is back in the lineup tonight and leading off, but I haven't been able to find out as of 5:45 who is off the roster to make room for him. I hope that it's not Scott Rolen to the DL, but it wouldn't surprise me.
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The Fayplacement confirms it
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Easy peasy japanesey.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
and the lineup
Dickerson 8
Gonzalez 6
Votto 3
Phillips 4
Nix 9
Gomes 7
Rosales 5
Hanigan2
Lehr 1
Oh how I hope CDick plays well. Also, dumb that Balentien can’t play consistently. I don’t see any reason to keep playing Nix regularly. He can’t be in the team’s plans for next year.
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
Yeah... well, maybe it's better to give Balentien regular time off.
That might make sense, if he only plays 4-5 games/week
Rolen DL
“It’s the right thing to do,” Rolen said. “This apparently clears up with inactivity.”
Dusty must have had one helluva concussion
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
concussions don't really "clear up"
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish I could tell you that Votto fought the good fight, and the Cardinals let him be.
I wish I could tell you that – but baseball is no fairy-tale world.
…I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
Shawshank Redemption reference
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
apparently a sizable contingent of RRs dont watch TNT
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 11, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
apparently we don't know drama
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 11, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hey... Hard to get. I like that...
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
saw it but missed the reference
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
You forgot to finish it, Petey
Red: [narrating] Two things never happened again after that. The Reds never won a series again… and Taveras never walked again. They transferred him to a Triple A team upstate. To my knowledge, he lived out the rest of his days promising to steal 100 bases in the bigs.
What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Cueto apparently ok
expect him to be DLed by the weekend.
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
i want him DL'd regardless of the hip
give him a breather, let him skip a start. we need him in ’10 and ’11, not ’09.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 11, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
shutting him down for 15 days will not hurt a thing
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
No Dominican League for Cueto!
He’d be better off on a winter lower-body program.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 11, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure Cueto agrees...
though I love the image of him and Harang cycling in the California hills together
The Fresh Beat guy in the yellow sweater
is the worst person in the world
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Whew tough lineup for Dusty to have to put on the field.
C-Dick leading off is good, Gonzales has shortened his stroke and has been making more contact, Votto back to #3 we’ll see – Phillips not a good choice at 4 never has been, Nix – Glad to see him continue to get a shot, Gomes should be #4, Rosy should be 8 and Hanigan 7 (until he starts hitting again, which may not be until his neck gets all the way fixed.
This line up has some power but with Joey and Hanigan slumping, C-Dick not seeing MLB pitching for a while, Nix and Gomes are always somewhat questionable that leaves Gonzales who’s been doing better but will probably go 0 -4, Rosy who will be overmatched tonight. AND BP who likes to swing at the first 3 or 4 pitches he sees…
Guess we’re looking at a 3 – 0 loss…UNLESS LAYNCE NIX RETURNS to earlier season form and Jonny gets a hold of one…Too bad Wad can’t play 3B.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Weathers
First “stormy” reference has occurred and some video of him running around throwing a football.
I can't believe they had the balls to put Dusty in the voting for best manager
In the fan text poll tonight.
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
Going to be out for a while
Wish list: Votto walk, C-Dick single and Lehr 4 Ks.
I think that’s pretty modest. I’m thinking if I set my hopes lower this team will just wow me with the results they produce (we’ll see)
you're easily impressed
that might get you into trouble around this place
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
kevin youkilis
got in a fight after getting hit with the
got it thanks
Youk looked like an ass there..Got taken down by a guy who was back peddling
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
This reads like a line from "Jabberwocky"
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
funniest. post. ever.
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
How YOU doin?
Ever seen me throw a peanut?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Jason Marquis
would be my new favorite player if he beaned Dusty w/ a 92mph heater.
If only.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
And
I’d pay someone whatever cash I can muster (not much, but still) to go Tonya Harding on a member of the Yankees’ staff so we can dump Arroyo on them.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
don't waste it on the Yanks
Dusty, Dusty, Dusty
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
ESPN..sucks
surely Boston can’t be at fault
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Over/Under...
2 RBI for Pujols tonight…?
I’m torn. Either he gets 4, or he walks 3 times.
God I hope he walks 3 times.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
did Youk get ejected?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
can we trade for him?
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, actually
Do to an obscure mlb labor bylaw, if a player is ejected from an AL game after the the non-waiver trade deadline, that player must pass through waivers and can be claimed by those teams which have beaten the player’s current club in a previous Word Series – in reverse order of record.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
man those waiver rules are complicated
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
You have no idea
Health care reform pales in comparison.
I hope the Reds are aware of law 12.3.4©.4 – If they can prove Rolen is criminally insane, they can get Zach Stewart back.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm
that seems to be the kind of obscure loophole opening it would take for the Reds to actually pull the trigger on something like that.
Alonso for Youk? I’d do it.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Why the fuck is FSN showing a feature on Molina and Pujols' pickoffs?
I swear, FSN Ohio loves the Cardinals much more than the Reds.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
FSN here
shows opponents HRs and big plays over and over. I wonder if the director is from somewhere else and doesn’t like the Brewers. There are some radio people – one is a fan of the Red Sox, another of Detroit teams and another who is a Cubs fan.
Who gives a damn, they're not the team I'm tuning in to watch
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Amen Brother
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So... Dickie's back
Single!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
"Gonzalez in at .204"
How they say that without vomiting is beyond me.
What a disgrace of a team.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
The way they talk about Pujols
it’s pretty clear they’re good at suppressing their gag reflex.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
So rec'd
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
He bats 2nd
which means that btw the pitcher and slick Willy in front of him. he’s probably 3 for 10.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Haven't you heard Dusty going on about it, when he's talking about why he won't bat Hanigan second?
AND YET HE STILL MAKES SEA BASS SACRIFICE BUNT IN THE FIRST INNING!
GOD!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
why are they glorifying DeRosa?
it was a really, really bad play by Dickerson, nothing more
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Because he plays for the Cardinals, and all of them play baseball the right way.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The catcher goes out to tell Boggs
Don’t throw it over the plate, this guy swings at anything.
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
It's right next to the vendor where you can't buy a Jonny Gomes shirt
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
3rd base line /left field
I think
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Is it in that club level along the first base line?
Or, why don’t you ask an usher?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
my bad.. not sure about those fancy suite seats
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
The suites are all down the 3B line
You’ll see an usher on the right side with the nylon tape thing in front of him.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 11, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon
JonnY Goymes!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
seriously when does the real game start?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Don't worry
Lehr will undoubtedly make this interesting.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry
but color me pessimistic.
HEY! At least we’ve “held” Pujols to a .308 average this year!!
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Third time's a charm, rectum.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Aug 11, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I used to confuse "rectum" and "rector"
Church was confusing as a child.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
not if you grew up Catholic
if seems to be pretty much the same
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Aug 11, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
IME, depends on how close you are when you see/hear it.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
holy cow
Is Gameday correct? Rosy’s the only one who hasn’t gotten on base yet?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I think not
or at least he thinks not
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Good to see the Reds give Mr. Shutout two extra insurance runs
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
"Rosales and Gonzales man the left side, with Hanigan and Lehr..."
…and we wonder why we’re terrible. BLAHHH.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
Hello ladies & gents
I’m pleasantly surprised to learn our beloved squad has an early lead. FTH happened?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Mitchell Boggs pitches worse than Wade Boggs
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Have Barney knock him out and get it over with
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
When he talked about Marty Marion
or the Gas House Gang
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Colby Ratbastard
Oh, how I hate thee!
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
Oh god, how I love to hate!
/Mudhoney’d
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Thou goatish doghearted blind-worm!
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Kinda like your first kiss, eh?
Nervous in the face of certain failure only to find sheer joy?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Small sample size'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Milton'd
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
A bit premature there
Our announcers can tell you all about it.
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe in L'ville
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
No
Pay neither, hopefully.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
was that (c none of the above?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Exactly
and continue to suck ass until I’m in my 40’s.
Seems like a wise idea.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I dare you to argue that foolish FA signings have not crippled this team over the last 10 years
I feel that signing Holliday for big money would be a foolish FA signing, so I stand by my comment.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I'm all for at least bidding the Cardinals up, at least.
but if you bail Arroyo, spot 12 on Holliday, come up with another 5, shit it may work!
feeling very Bohica like here
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
It's August 12, 2009
How we lookin’?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Aug 11, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
How you been, kid?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Oh, and it's only the 11th here
Where you at?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
shit
its been one of those summers
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Aug 11, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
It was an honest quesion
I never know with you traveling folk.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
my body is in tomorrow
but my heart, my heart…
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Aug 11, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
why is Shaq here?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Heh
I want to see that in the Reds Media Guide.
“Daniel Herrera
Height: Three apples high.”
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
damn that was an easy triple
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Quickerson with the triple!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
TRIPLE POST!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
TRIPLE POST!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
TRIPLE POST!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
ok C-Dick
try not to get picked off
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Now that Dickerson's back
There’s absolutely no excuse for Jonny Gomes to not be pummeling Taveras in the balls right now.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That made me laugh
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 11, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
me too
damn it all
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 11, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
fucking gonzo
terrible.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Aug 11, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
No.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm afraid I'll end up with a muppet inside some girl's snatch.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
You are sick, sir.
/secrectly goes back to watch Miss Piggy porn
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I have turned off SafeSearch for GIS
I am confident that if I just type “muppets” into the search window, somethingn smutty will show up on the first page.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I'll be damned
The closest thing was this:
There was also a picture of Janis looking a little playful, but it was too big.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd say so
i was curious so i gave it the old gis
thru 10 pages there are no boobies
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Danny Ray meeting Shaq, outstanding
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Herrera and Shaq
now that was funny
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Holy shit that was great
Danny Ray and Shaq hung out before the game! Awesome.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
does anyone here have Gray's access to technological wizardry
and can put up a clip of DRH meeting Shaq?
it was about like this.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
by ZJiff30 on Aug 11, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hit the tree icon, then post the image's URL
Presto!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
email it to me
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
put it on a site like photobucket.com, usually
then post the link. It can get tedious, but you’ll get a rec from me!
Ta-mufakin-da!
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by mdccclxix on Aug 11, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Run Danny!!!
Not from Shaq, though.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you seen this man?
<img src=“”http://s663.photobucket.com/albums/uu351/mdccclxix/?action=view¤t=Picture2.jpg" target="_blank">
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you mean the guy in the madras shorts behind the giant upright lizard?
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 11, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!!
Good Lord, help me, Brandon Spikes.
Fuck is Florida going to be good this season.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
God, I love that site. And yes, Prof. Badass is SWEET.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh, that's pretty cool.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll go check out that back story.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Great site.
It was responsible for Marques Slocum night here at RR, one of the greatest game threads in history
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 11, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit, man, the Slocum questionaire is one of the
greatest moments in INTERNET history
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats what...
Steroids, green bud, cocaine, and white women do to a average MLB!
I was on a flush draw?!?!?
Oh lawd, we have a new Mads
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
thanks
Rec’d.
Danny Ray’s letting his hair grow out. I approve…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Too late for my advice, but one rec for you
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
this has been a really long two innings
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Yadier Molina's doing his part to speed things up for you
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
though that was the longest double play ever
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 11, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
There needs to be an "And 1" version of MLB
where shortstops flip the ball behind the back to secondbasemen when starting the DP.
Chappelle had a skit on that ... there was baseball and bowling and something else
I can’t find the video.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
tennis
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 11, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Here it
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright, I wake up and see the Reds up 3-0 and DRH talking to Shaq ...
which one of you fuckers forced mushrooms down my throat while I slept?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Were you wearing a Cardinals hat?
It was George Grande. And those weren’t mushrooms.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/slits wrists
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
it was merely mushroon-shaped
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 11, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/slits wrists again
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
lucky we've still got the bris knife handy
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 11, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Farney thought you meant something entirely different by "tip of the wrist"
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
that's prepuceterous
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 11, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
With how often Grande says "Prince Albert"
It makes you wonder if he knows what it’s slang for.
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
I think he wants prince albert in his can
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 11, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
By "team up", you mean.....
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
It is my understanding that he does not
And no one wants to pull the nice old man aside and tell him.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
so this is what this team is capable of with a real line-up
see picking names from a hat was a better option !
Nobody listens to Andrew
What happen to the Reds
I am used to watching a pathetic team that doesn’t get hits? Who are these guys, and where were they in July
by Dave from Louisville on Aug 11, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
SHHH you'll wake them....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 11, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Crap, how slow is St. Louis. That's almost a second double play today, on
awkwardly fielded balls.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Hi.
I’m liking this team tonight.
Well I could do without Gonzo
But even Rosy with his 2 Ks is out there in the field looking good.
Yes as jsl so aptly puts its Was needs to learn SS.
I am a fan of the outfielders we have right now. Gomes, C-Dick, Nix, Wadmore….well not T-Virus.
So I’m changing my prediction – Reds Win!
Lehr pitches deep into the game and Coco finagles a save,
Too bad we wasted all that time with Doofus McDoormat at the beginning of the year..
I hear he’s pretty angry these days.Something to do with his new summer job,
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Aug 11, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Whats the deal with Mr. Lehr?
Where did he come from and why is he all of a sudden pitching like he wants to be in the major leagues?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Aug 11, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
If you're not flashing back to Tom Shearn
you really should be.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 11, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna start calling him "Lehr 'nuff"
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 11, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
This is better, way to go Verka
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 11, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
It also helps that he doesn't give up first-inning runs.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
this is the guy
who washed out of the Korean baseball league last year.
I think it’s “Aaron Small syndrome.” Statistically, it’s not unheard of for a pitcher who is otherwise an AAA lifer to have one outstanding year while he’s in his 30s.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yeah, i thought at first he was just going to throw it to third
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Aug 11, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Lehr looks like he's got more control of his speeds and location than I remember Shearn having.
I think he’s (Lehr) been partying with with Bronson…
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I should say the same thing to Lehr
Eight hits in 3+ innings? This will not end well.
by manichedgehog on Aug 11, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
EE made a nice play
and got Jeter out, ending the inning. Jays up by one run in the 8th.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Awesome play Jonny No H.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 11, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
throw him out
he is arguing a call that could be foul, which is a strike.
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Hanigan's been Taverasing it up lately
1 for his last 16…
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 11, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
that's a fun verb
I wish it was an action verb.
"There's nothing cool about your game." - Jeff Brantley, talking smack about Nyjer Morgan.
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 16, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
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