Game 111 Thread 2: 1-1, just like we thought it'd be
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PrintJohnny Cueto may be hurt, but Kip Wells OWNS the Cardinals!
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First?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
In my book, absolutely
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
How many of your players are from Burnley?
And will Burnley be even worse than Derby County was two years ago?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 10, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
None here, and they'll be better than Birmingham City
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
One.
I needed a cheapass midfielder to counteract Gerrard’s price.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, and Blake, the midfielder from Burnley, will be the only MF that will not have the C
put on him. There’s no fucking way he gets 12 points for.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Kippy's in trouble
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
He just remembered who he is
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
Take away the mirror, take away the mirror!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
It's like a Pinto held together with duct tape, what did you expect?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
So if it is a hip flexor
what’s the normal prognosis on that kind of thing?
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
I know when I flex my hips, the diagnosis is sexay.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
diagnosis, prognosis.....whatever
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
The prognosis is a high unlikelihood of sex
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 10, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wells only allowing .229 AVG
I guess he walks / gives up a lot of homers? And had the Nats’ defense behind him.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Oh no
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Cherry hit a home run
He’s starting in LF and batting 7th.
Encarnacion is also batting 7th. He’s 0-fer, but has a RBI, and made a beautiful play on defense.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Lucky break there
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
so Cueto is hurt huh?
i have a headache.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
wheels are officially off the Wellswagon
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
FUCK ME!
Kip Wells is not good.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
Oh this is bad
This is really bad
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
is Kip Wells
really the best we can do?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Have you been following this team at all the last month?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 10, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Matt Maloney?
Sam the Bobblehead?
Soulsucker Jukich?
Instead we call up the guy with an 8 ERA in AAA.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'd be fine with giving Kippy the DFA and bringing up Ramon Ramirez for the long relief role
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
No worries,
we’ve got Masset too
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
FUCK YOU DUSTY
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
you can see me everytime they show that GS replay
i’m the only fan hanging my head in shame
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
this game just got a whole lot better
thanks dude
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Halle?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice choice.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Jared Burton time
We can’t bring Coco on in the 5th, can we? No?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
So why is Kip Wells here again?
In a lost season, isn’t there anyone we’re auditioning for the bullpen next year? That is, besides Kip Wells.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
Burton woke up this morning in Louisville
And now he’s pitching to Pujols with the bases loaded. Way to go, Reds.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Aug 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Welcome back to the bigs, Jared, hope you're feeling better
now go face the best hitter of the decade with the bases jacked
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.— Bill Terry
by nycredsfan on Aug 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey Jared Burton, welcome back. Now, go pitch to Albert with the bases loaded.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
Unfortunately, icing Albert Pujols won't be as succesful as
Bill Cowher icing Shayne Graham in week 17, 2006.
Cuz I read about it today.
Cincyjungle.com – Kirkendall is a great admin, but his audience are idiots.
/knows the feeling
I mean, this is the best site in all of SB Nation, thanks solely to you commenters!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 10, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
No, JSL is right.
I would be the wittiest/smartest person of Cincy Jungle.
And I totally suck.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't often cry over sports.
But that one felt like my heart got ripped out and pooped on.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
You're right.
I almost broke my hand punching the wall. I hit a stud.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I jumped out of my chair when Henry caught the ball,
then in the back of my head, it occured to me that Carson was down. “He’s fine,” I told myself.
The camera turned back to Palmer, who was clearly not fine, and I fell to my knees, turned the game off, and went home to wallow.
I was in the unversity's news room.
The editor and I were Bengals fans. We were going nuts, then one of the other editors looks at us and says, “Palmer’s hurt. You guys are fucked.”
He was right.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't watch the rest of the game until a week later on TiVo
I knew the team would melt down when they found out Palmer wasn’t coming back. That was a depressing year, we were amazing.
I hope Carson made the right choice by not getting the TJ surgery.
I tthink we’ve got a legitimate shot this year.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I refuse to take the Bengals seriously until Week 8.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
We’re still not winning this game, but wow.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
Nope. We'll lose.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW
That was so close.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
So... this is incredibly lame...
Apparently, in order to go to Mizzou or several other colleges, you’re supposed to complete this online alcohol education course…
It’s really freaking stupid…
I keep intentionally killing off the people who have simulated alcohol problems, it’s the only thing keeping me going…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
(Apparently this guy Ben doesn't know how to drink and drive very well and now he's dead... oh darn)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Big Ben, the Steelers' QB?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
alcohol edu?
worst part of my college experience
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Aug 10, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I disagree, I educated myself on alcohol every weekend during college.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
kinda makes me want to go out and by some alcohol
just so I can throw it at the computer.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
You're doing it wrong
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Take that, Albert.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Okay, who plays first if you give Votto a day off?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Rosie, I guess.
Janish at 3rd, unless Rolen’s cleared out the cobwebs.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Sutton
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
A little tarnish on the Gold Glove
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Jonah Keri
says the Rays could trade Carl Crawford. Our new left fielder!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Homer for Carl, straight up!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
kind of a running joke
Probably before your time. There used to be someone here who insisted that we should get rid of Adam Dunn and get Crawford instead.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I hope he Willy bashed himself out of the lineup.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Holliday tripled and Willy crashed into the wall
by Brendanukkah on Aug 10, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
he stayed in the game?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
that's good
Since Dickerson isn’t activated and all.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Jared Burton = Boomhauer from King of the Hill
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
And Willy
goes SPLAT!
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Aug 10, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
the virus
has been quarantined
"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan
by RedinWrigleyville on Aug 10, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It must be easy to be a Cardinals fan
When you have Holliday and C.Rasmus in your lineup every day. So festive!
Do you have Rasmus in France? Rasssss-musss. RASMUS!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Just a point of consideration
Our female readers are not huge fans of the cheesecake pictures.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 10, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
On the other hand...
I am a big fan of cheesecake. Especially with strawberry or raspberry.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
That's the Jared Burton i know and love
Did Taveras injur himself?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
This bullpen gets significantly worse
with the addition of Wells, Burton and, eventually, Lincoln. How the hell did this happen?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
It's called Rock Bottom
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a lot of them
It must be a chain
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
bite your tongue
this is nothing compared to the pens of ’06 and ’07
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
wtf is willy doing out there?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
KHALIL GREENE?
FUCKING KHALIL GREENE?!?!?!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
All he needs is a tasty wave, a cool buzz, and he's fine
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
For those of us following by teletype
What is going on? Is Burton sucking again or is it willy or both?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
A little from column A
A little from column B
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
That's always a safe position to take
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Burton is giving up very deep fly balls to center that lead T-Virus to crash into the wall.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the Taveras crashing into walls
Am I evil to wish injuries on him?
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Well done sir
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Hulk'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
... that lead t-virus to flap his arms as he flops into the wall
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Aug 10, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This has happened twice?
I’ve seen Willy make some nice diving catches, but he often looks pretty lost out there. Seems to work out to league average defense at best.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
you know
i could really start liking Rosales if he could play good.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Awesome. More deep fly balls.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
willy ... watch gomes ... that's how you play a fly ball
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Please tell me Willy didn't just misplay another one
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
No, deep fly to left that Jonny played off the wall ... instead of crashing head-first into it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
OK
So to recap, I just be 70% mad at Willy and 30% mad at Burton for that inning? Or are my pcts off?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Just punch them both and you'll be alright.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it pissing everyone else off that this would be a 1-2-3 inning if Stubbs were in CF?
Can’t wait to hear what excuses Duaty makes for Willy this time.
by Brian B on Aug 10, 2009 10:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No way.
No way Stubbs makes the first play, and I very much doubt he makes the second one.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I'm just following MLB network highlights
but Willy should have had the first wall crash. I don’t really know much about Stubbs.
Seems to be no escaping the fact that Burton sucks
and shouldn’t be tendered.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
Damn
He has been really good the last two years. What’s the matter with him?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
SSS i think
or maybe the injuries. relievers are pretty tricky to pin down, since they throw 100 innings over a two year span. but i wouldnt worry about Burton. he has good stuff.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm also not watching this game
and don’t know how much to pin on bad defense. But it does seem Burton has been exceedingly hittable this year.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah he's not been as sharp this season
but it’s only been like 30 innings. it’s near impossible to say anything about that.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
Is Bray back next year? In which case, delete Kip Wells and you’ve got a pretty good bullpen still right? Does Lincoln get released?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Bray had TJ back in May i think (can anyone confirm this?)
so i’d say he should be back by then. Wells will not be around. i think Lincoln is going to have to retire. back surgery is no joke. not that it matters, because he shouldnt be in the majors anyway, but i dont think he’s going to be an option even if the Reds wanted him to be (and they probably do).
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Worse than back surgeryfor Lincoln, Cervical disk replacement surgery
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this an "I agree" no shit?
Or an “I already knew that! You know-it-all fucktard” no shit? Just wondering :)
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
ahhh not sarcastic at all
it’s an “i agree” no shit. im just awe-struck by the gravity of the phrase “cervical disk replacement surgery”. they might as well call it a skeleton transplant.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually learned about it today
I was looking at the Reds’ salary obligations for next year, and after I saw Lincoln down for $2.5 million I went to look up his injury and surgery. I basically thought, “Well, at least it isn’t my $2.5 mil”.
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i think if Lincoln ends up not pitching
the Reds can recoup his salary through insurance. so there’s a silver lining.
it really sucks for Lincoln though. as little as he deserved his salary and roster spot, he seemed like a really nice guy. hopefully that 4mil means he wont have to work ever again.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I always want to root for those comeback story type of guys
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
He needs to team up with Mike Stanton and David Wells, maybe Randy Johnson
And have a big Team of Rivals Recreationist Club.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 10, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
oh he should get Sea Bass
to play Salmon P Chase.
get it?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
I know the Mets have more conspicuous injuries, but the Reds have really have gone thru the ringer. So that leaves a bullpen spot right? I guess a failed audition for a starting spot get put there?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
May. 19
He should be back, barring further problems.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I think I confused his stats with Lincoln's
thinking he’d just had an uncharacteristically good stretch.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
St. Louis's MLS expansion bid starts with those two guys
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
OSU has an incoming freshman named Storm Klein who wen to Licking Valley HS in Newark.
It’s kind of a perfect concoction.
Of course, there’s a kid out of Miami, Florida with the name God’s Power Offer.
I hope he plays for Saban, because the shit he would say in practice would be priceless.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
not as good
as “Shea Snowdon.”
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I wish Barkevious Mingo played baseball.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Snowden
And Keltavious Jones is still the leader here, I think.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Marekson Gregorious protests
and the greatest athletes name of all time is King Hippo.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Mariekson goes by D.D. now, so I'm a little bit down on him
But shit, I’m still going with Mariekson
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Keltavious Jones doesn't sound made up
It’s so weird it has to be real.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I disagree
Every time I hear that name, I picture Astronaut Jones from SNL. If Keltavious doesn’t talk like Tracy Morgan, I’m gonna be really disappointed.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Huh. Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh. Sure. Okay. You got nice Ti!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I just spent 5 minutes looking for a decent clip of that
Fuck NBC and taking all of their clips off of Youtube.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Not on there.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Here
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you sir.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
And
You have to have Windows Media Player for this one.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
you know what blows my mind?
we had plenty of people in Cincy who thought the Reds needed DeRosa to be a key cog in our lineup. instead he goes to St Louis where he is used as a utility/bench guy.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
i take it back
he’s been the regular starter. shoulda looked at B-Ref before spouting off my smart mouth.
still, LaRussa is miles ahead of Dusty.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
A small correction
still, LaRussa is miles light-years ahead of Dusty.
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
/Millennium Falcon'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You and Mads are related, right?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
At least Mads takes a hint and makes his "sports related"
by Brendanukkah on Aug 10, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
According to Sports Illustrated wearing a bikini is a sport
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
whoulda thunk that DRH would be with the team the whole season?
kid’s been alright.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
I like him. He's been a surprisingly good throw-in for the Hamilton trade.
Also, he’s the only pro athlete I’ve ever been taller than.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Spud Webb and Muggsy Bogues?
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Aug 10, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm kind of surprised they don't have Danny Ray pinch hit more often
But then again, Dusty doesn’t believe in clogging the bases.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 10, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
His at bat music could be Randy Newman's
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me rephrase that:
He’s the only pro athlete I’ve ever seen in person that I’m taller than
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm gonna have a DRH jersey made before i get to the aug 28th game
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Aug 10, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
at the risk of jinxing him
Agreed. Volquez and Hamilton may be disappointments this year, but little Danny Ray has been a nice surprise.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
just saw the highlight of the second non-catch
Could’ve had that one too. Nice shot of Dusty with a bit of distress.
I finished AlcoholEdu
On the comments section I stated:
This program sucked. Red Reporter has taught me so much more about alcohol…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
*sniffle* you're growing up before our eyes *sniffle*
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Aug 10, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
he's available
and he’s a free agent too.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
He's available
Isn’t he?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yes
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, Brantley, just wow ...
“That guy that played Scarface, not Al Pacino … "
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
Jeff Brantley, Super genius
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
by RedsMasochist on Aug 10, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey look, Carlos Fisher is still here!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
i like Brendan Ryan
with his 1880’s socks and his 1980’s moustache.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Cast that man in a period-piece porno.
And no, not that kind of period piece.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he has a mustache now?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yeah and it looks pretty awful
seems to be doing well for him. Again, I think everyone on our team needs some hockey beards or something
Votto continues to get garbage from umpires
by Brian B on Aug 10, 2009 10:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Tonight's FspotsreporteroftheG
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/30/sarah-palin-from-tv-sport_n_122676.html?page=2
Tough night for the Wells…getting left in with no one warming up..after he hadn’t pitched for like forever.
Dick Pole doesn’t seem to either know what’s happening to his staff or has no influence over Dusty inability to ever have a pitcher ready when really needed. It did not look like burton was warmed up and ready.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
What a great game
Well played, dusties.
by Brian B on Aug 10, 2009 10:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Rosie up with the game on the line
Look out, Cards!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
AVLM?
(audio-visual love machine?)
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 10, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not taking another pitch
He’s so juiced up right now.
by Brian B on Aug 10, 2009 11:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
can we go back
to thinking obc is dead wrong about Rosy?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
not yet, he needs to get closer to Mendoza
but tonight wasn’t wonderful for him. He seems to have developed a pitcher-stare down though. Maybe that is just a look of concern and not a challenge, it’s sort of amusing.
Yep, still suck.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
Adam Rosales has apparently changed his name to "Turd Ferguson"
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Aug 10, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Schadenfreude
Cubs are getting shellacked. Tulowitzki hit for the cycle. The triple was down the line and Soriano pursued it with his characteristic lack of vigor. The relay came in to Jake Fox who mishandled it. The look on Piniella and Sinatro’s faces was priceless.
Encouraging performances from DRH and Fisher
This team always has enough guys slumping to suck. And enough sucky guys to slump all the time. I don’t see improvement unless they get a reliable power hitter.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
I wish we Walt could pull that off
but i dont know who the 2009 equivalent would be. Probably no one the reds could afford.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 10, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It didn't look like he got hurt.
Just looked like he was an idiot and thought hte ball was gone and gave up a triple because he sucks.
agreed there, I think he should have caught that thing
but it did look like his head got slammed pretty hard
Dickerson wasn't activated
It would have been Laynce Nix, probably.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I have a bad feeling that tomorrow night is when the wheels come off for Lehr
"Even if he is average, I’d still take him over Willyevergetonbase Taveras." - Randy in Chatt on redsminorleagues.com
They came off 2 weeks ago, and he was fine last night.
It’s all a matter of control for him, obviously, he can’t overpower a piece of paper.
I think someone should set up a poll
which team, the Reds or the Mets, is the most unlucky this year. I hope Cueto doesn’t have anything seriously wrong.
People will say the Mets.
But it’s kind of sad because the Reds have the easiest SOS in the league and still lose games.
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