Game 84, Thread 2: Phuck.
So, our pitching and defense is letting our offense down. That's new, right? Novelty is appealing, yes? Eff that ish. This team is bad and that other thread is haunted with bad joojoo. We gonna win now!
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Well, hello handsome
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahaha!
Lurve it!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's been sitting on that handle for a week and a half
It was a matter of time. You can’t stay away from us forever.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RR is like herpes, it's just dormant for a while, then it strikes. Never really goes away.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red Reporter:
if you are a Reds fan, you are better off taking heroin.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed i have
i figured out i needed an account to read sis’s
from there it was only a matter of time
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Jul 9, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paul Bako's remaining in the game
That can only be good news for us, right?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chan Ho Park's in
I think that’s better news…
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Lanyce
Get the Daynce Mix ready
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 9, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why does this happen every time?
not even this is fun anymore
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
meaning watching baseball
they insist on making every game a tragedy of classical proportions. Votto clearly plays the role of the half-god Hercules figure
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to say this pre-emptively
Fuck you, Willy!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 9, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
puddin pop!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I use to get angry now I just feel like getting some hooch
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
welcome to our world!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 9, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright I'm too depressed to keep going
Go Redlegs…
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 9, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sigh.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 9, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
PLUNK HIM DAMMIT
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You read my mind
what is he doing? How is he getting all thes ehomeruns
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's time to shift this into Manuel
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Green'd
How’s the rash?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Similar topic
How were the 5 Guys?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was impressed by the burger, honestly
Damned good for a chain. I had a bacon cheeseburger and a bacon cheese hot dog. (don’t judge me!)
We were all surprised to find that every burger is a double.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearing up pretty rapidly
Still iffy about if it’s handshake-quality good, which is kind of important with a jeorb interview tomorrow. I looked like a burn victim for most of the day though, on my hands at least.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey wait...
they already got their runs for this inning last inning…
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 9, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jayson Werth
Again. And again. …dammit.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
going through pitchers like Kleenex
Maybe Janish will get a chance to lower his ERA.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This all happend
because of that crappy call and Bp’s failure to get that ball
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I know that's ridiculous
but I want to blame something
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably true, actually
This game doesn’t get out of hand if BP gets that ball
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
would have been one run right?
yeah 6-1 it seems we always miss it with one bad play
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the hell am I still watching this?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 9, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Mets channel
is running ads for the upcoming Reds series, with “the wicked bat of Joey Votto.”
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I had WLW on in the car earlier
and they were advertising the series with the big selling point being “tune in to hear Jerry Hairston Jr. and the Reds take on the Mets”. I shit you not.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe it
We get that for home team players, too. “The New York Yankees, led by Melky Cabrera…”
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why do they do that?
to be unpredictable!?
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
beats me
Maybe they’re just trying to get people’s attention. Derek Jeter does so many commercials I suspect people tend to tune his name out.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy who does the Reds promos for WLW is an evil genius, trust me
He’s being funny.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLOLOL
I like that,
“the wicked bat and movie star good looks of the Reds firstbaseman” forget the piutching meltdowns and everything else. This will be an impossible series for the Mets!
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking shit, really?
Manuel gives up a hit to Chan Ho Park.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The goddamn relief pitcher gets on??!!!!!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's had a lot of starting experience, to be fair
but yeah, this is fucking pathetic
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They call these guys AAAA players for a reason
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's his major league debut.
Relax.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he's an older guy, right?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
26th birthday, so yeah
Not a prospect by any stretch of the imagination, but he’s been good so far this year and hasn’t proven himself to not be able to pitch in the majors yet
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
For some reason I thought he was older.
They’re all younger than me these days. Ugh. I miss Griffey some days.
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by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's always
Jamie Moyer.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GG was saying he doesn't overpower you by there's lots of movement on his fastball
And there is exactly zero movement on his fastball. It’s as straight as straight can be. I’m not saying he can’t get guys out, just that George has no clue what he’s talking about. I know. Preaching to the choir.
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 9:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Is it going to take him 40 pitches to get one out?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 9, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just want to cry on Aaron Harang's considerable shoulder and ask him to make the bleeding stop!
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
run support
He’s just pissed that someone is wasting that run support.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
by redandblue on Jul 9, 2009 9:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
If he could make the bleeping stop, that would be fine too.
Fuck this. Chan Ho Park owns the Reds.
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 9:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
he struck out Bako
It took him nine pitches, but he got him.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank god for Paul Bako
I knew I liked him for some reason.
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by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
his good looks?
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
now you're just teasing the poor guy, but his gameday pic doens't do him justice
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I told you, didn't I?
He’s no Joey Votto, but he’s not nearly as ugly as his Gameday photo.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed, sry Bako!
he is at least as good as Scott Baio
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright guys
Let’s get the kid a win on his birthday! Whaddya say?
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by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gawd how bad are the Reds?
I took my radio to my cousin’s softball game and got so mad and frustrated that I had to turn it off and walk around the park just to cool off.
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why did Joey Votto shave?
It looked so good (I’m now not paying attention to this game in any meaningful way )
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm with Tom Cruise on this one
Beards are awesome!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, I'll never find out
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chan Ho Park gets hits
… and he strikes out the side too. The Reds do realize who this guy is, don’t they?
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by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitching ages so far:
Phillies two pitchers: 72
Reds four pitchers: 102
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why can't I get the phillies broadcast just once this week?
I’m sick of this nursery rhyme shit from George Grande. I feel like I’m watching Noggin.
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 9:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I get tired of it too
He never criticizes anyone or second guesses either.
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not true
he always second guesses not “moving the runner over” or “hitting it to the right side of the infield”
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 9, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so -
how long will the REDS offense be in hibernation this time?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 9, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
6 runs.. that's huge for the Reds
bad thing is the defense took a dump tonight. Mix in 7 walks, a crappy call or two and you lose.
The inside parker by Utley was just another example of why he should have never been signed
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert Manuel, you just struck out an All-Star (kind of)
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, so Owings really sucked a huge one
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he was decent, then undone by the fifth inning and events that weren't entirely under his control
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 ER? What happened?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You hear that?
Utlley gets his hands through the strike zone licketty-split! Yessiree!
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 9:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Hey. This Manuel kid is pretty good.
That’s what I’ve always said.
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by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Juan Castro
with the 2-RBI single.
Mets game is officially a blowout.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
think the "wicked bat of Joey Votto"
can blow them out tomorrow? a blowout would be just what the doctor ordered
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mets suck
Votto will beat them like a red-headed stepchild.
The rest of the lineup, however…
Oh, and I just have to say…Donnie Baseball has the silliest soul patch I have ever seen. It’s white. Looks like he forgot to shave a spot.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I told you to shave those... soul patches?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just doesn't sound the same
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well...
it is spelled and pronounced differently
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes me feel a little better
You have to keep us updated on the legend of Votto developing in the Mets broadcasting lol
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man that is insulting
We used to bitch about Juan Castro. The Reds get rid of him, and now we have a lineup laced with Juan Castros.
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Juan Castro could field a ball occasionally
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the slick-fielding Castro
turns a DP.
Mets suck. Reds are playing them at the right time.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the bright side
Don’t we all feel much closer to Victorino, and aren’t we better people for it?
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I’m closer to flaming him on the internet if that’s what you mean
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
After listening to George Grande talk about him all week
I think I’m ready to let him sleep with my wife . . .
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
HEY BRENDAN
Where can I get Cincinnati style chili in DC????
by jsl413 on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Two places
Hard Times Cafe. The closest to you is in Clarendon, right across from the Metro stop. And the Front Page, but only in the fall during Bengals games. They serve Skyline then!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's one in Alexandria
And Springfield. And Fairfax.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jay Bruce
just saw one pitch, eh?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
too bad no one was on first for him!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 9, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh cripes, what the fuck Bruce?
In a horrible slump and swinging at the first pitch
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Watching the Reds is like going through terirble mood swings
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
- with arthritis
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 9, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jay Bruce needs an entire day off
What good did it do to have him come up and make another out? How does that ‘clear his head’?
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by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He sucks
and it’s largely because of this “see the ball, hit the ball” laissez-fair bullshit attitude. There’s not even the slightest indication that he’s coming out of it so send him down. I don’t understand giving him any more rope.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edwin doesn't like the call . . .
Dale Scott doesn’t like the Reds.
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
we're playing badly...
and that’s an understatement…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 9, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish the Yanks and BoSox played in Philly
so they could experience some of that home cooking Philadelphia enjoys.
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
July 18
I am officially in. Where are we sitting?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The moon deck seems to be the front runner
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
only if Ash is there
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this was taken shortly before EdE hit a walkoff
the point being she should chug ketchup, or mustard or whatever it was more often.
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've yet to see that.
Ash, this is going to happen on the 18th. You have been forewarned.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I am bringing JD with me
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
huge event
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This could be a barn burner
How many people are we up to now?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At first glance, I'm counting 14
Has anyone asked snohio about it?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very sure
Make sure to let Slyder know if you want him to get tickets
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, very cool, dammit
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay.
How was Five Guys?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good stuff. Seriously.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome, I'm gonna try to get down there sometime this weekend
Next week, at the latest.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will the CDC let you out of your house though?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The way the steroids are working
This’ll be completely gone by the weekend.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I recommend.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've seen Ash do that with a pitcher, in a crowded bar, at 2:30 AM
And not miss a fucking drop. Girl can Drank!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 10, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can she drank a pitcher of mustard?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 10, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A pitcher?
Probably. :/
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 10, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is going to face paint, wear a goofy hat or whatever
in order to get shown on the broadcast?
by ol Pete on Jul 9, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
would a "Please never shave again Joey" sign
get on the broadcast, because I think that message needs to get out there. With a beard, he would be unstoppable I think
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well you gotta do something
so i can yell, hey honey look, its the crazy people from redreporter.
by ol Pete on Jul 9, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if sukr was still alive we'd make it on
simply due to his boyish good looks
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by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just realized
despite a pathetic offense, we brought up another pitcher (9 in the bullpen now – are there enough chairs and room for all of them?).
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Danny Ray doesn't take up much room
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
hey 7/18 is bobblehead day!!
woo hoo maybe I’ll get one this time.
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by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU WERTH
Picked by the Kingfisher
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
boom boom clap
can we have Owings reenter for Taveras?
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by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel a lot better about facing Brad Lidge than I do Chan Ho Park
What a world.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There's so very little chance of scoring runs this inning
Let’s just try not to lose any
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HELP US WILLY-WAN YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Looked downright silly on strike 2
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He went lunging for it and it nearly hit him in the chest
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I was about to say the same
maybe it’s hitting rock bottom and thinking of alchohol that creats such group think ;)
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
little willie willie won't
go home
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by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
shocked he didn't ring him up
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by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey a base clogging event
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by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
boom boom clap
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by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Willie walked
we’re winners!
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by gejoe on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
now he walks?
With one out left in the game?
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunn-esque
Nigh on to A-Rod levels of timeliness.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lidge walked Willy?
He hasn’t been paying attention.
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
wow.... looked a wee bit inside for strike 2
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by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GameDay agrees with you
Waaaaay inside. This ump clearly hates us.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The second pitch to Dickerson was a strike?
WTF?
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
How the hell is it 1-2?
He’s thrown two in the dirt and one inside
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dale called the first pitch a strike, saying that Dickerson swung at it. He didn't.
The second pitch was inside, and he must have called it a strike after everyone else was settling in for the next pitch. But since the Reds don’t know the difference between balls and strikes anyway, there was no argument.
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
That was just depressing
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And George Grande's good buddies take 3 of 4 from the Reds.
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
they really should have drilled Werth his last time up
what the hell, they won’t see him again this season
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by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
im out
later kids
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't even tack a pair of batting gloves up
Catcher’s indifference.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ye gods and little fishies
I guess the umpire wanted to go home.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Something something warty green pickles
You have some strange expressions.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this game
SUCKED BIG GREEN WARTY PICKLES!

Especially that freakin’ plate umpire.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that about summarizes it, I'm out, I need to watch Burn Notice
by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
has the episode
with Nicholas Lea aired yet?
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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm out.
see ya all tomorrow
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by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm confused. Weren't we supposed to take 3 of 4 from the Phillies?
Thought I read that somewhere on here. :/
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd love to

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I could do it
I’m supposed to meet some friends around 8:00, but that leaves time after work to grab some dinner. Clarendon?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah sure.. uhh.. how does meeting people from the internet work?
Should I bring my anti-rape kit?
by jsl413 on Jul 9, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shoot me an e-mail and we'll set something up.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, jch'll be in Ohio still.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the sky! The sperm signal!
jch, away!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess he could roll through DC on his way "home"... :D
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am so gonna kick your ass the next time I see you.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liar.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear to all that is holy, the first thing that will happen the next time I see you is that my foot will meet your ass
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 10, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys suck
I’m gonna go pout now.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"P'out" is a contraction of "put out."
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I am ambidextrous
So a threesome might be in order.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends.....do they serve beer?
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by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah hell, I hate this stupid team again
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just wait until two weeks from now when they take 4 of 7 from the Brewers and Dodgers
Then you’ll be back on the happy bus.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy 20 years ago batman
George Grande’s voice just led SportsCenter
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Jul 9, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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