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Game 84, Thread 2: Phuck.


So, our pitching and defense is letting our offense down.  That's new, right?  Novelty is appealing, yes?  Eff that ish.  This team is bad and that other thread is haunted with bad joojoo.  We gonna win now!

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Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 9, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, hello handsome

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahahahaha!

Lurve it!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been sitting on that handle for a week and a half

It was a matter of time. You can’t stay away from us forever.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red Reporter:

if you are a Reds fan, you are better off taking heroin.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed i have

i figured out i needed an account to read sis’s

from there it was only a matter of time

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 9, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

why bother?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 9, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Bako's remaining in the game

That can only be good news for us, right?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Chan Ho Park's in

I think that’s better news…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

meaning watching baseball

they insist on making every game a tragedy of classical proportions. Votto clearly plays the role of the half-god Hercules figure

by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

puddin pop!

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 9, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

PLUNK HIM DAMMIT

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

You read my mind

what is he doing? How is he getting all thes ehomeruns

by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green'd

How’s the rash?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was impressed by the burger, honestly

Damned good for a chain. I had a bacon cheeseburger and a bacon cheese hot dog. (don’t judge me!)

We were all surprised to find that every burger is a double.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearing up pretty rapidly

Still iffy about if it’s handshake-quality good, which is kind of important with a jeorb interview tomorrow. I looked like a burn victim for most of the day though, on my hands at least.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey wait...

they already got their runs for this inning last inning…

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 9, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

going through pitchers like Kleenex

Maybe Janish will get a chance to lower his ERA.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This all happend

because of that crappy call and Bp’s failure to get that ball

by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably true, actually

This game doesn’t get out of hand if BP gets that ball

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

would have been one run right?

yeah 6-1 it seems we always miss it with one bad play

by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Mets channel

is running ads for the upcoming Reds series, with “the wicked bat of Joey Votto.”

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I had WLW on in the car earlier

and they were advertising the series with the big selling point being “tune in to hear Jerry Hairston Jr. and the Reds take on the Mets”. I shit you not.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it

We get that for home team players, too. “The New York Yankees, led by Melky Cabrera…”

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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

beats me

Maybe they’re just trying to get people’s attention. Derek Jeter does so many commercials I suspect people tend to tune his name out.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy who does the Reds promos for WLW is an evil genius, trust me

He’s being funny.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

I like that,

“the wicked bat and movie star good looks of the Reds firstbaseman” forget the piutching meltdowns and everything else. This will be an impossible series for the Mets!

by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking shit, really?

Manuel gives up a hit to Chan Ho Park.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

The goddamn relief pitcher gets on??!!!!!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

He's had a lot of starting experience, to be fair

but yeah, this is fucking pathetic

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They call these guys AAAA players for a reason

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

It's his major league debut.

Relax.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he's an older guy, right?

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

26th birthday, so yeah

Not a prospect by any stretch of the imagination, but he’s been good so far this year and hasn’t proven himself to not be able to pitch in the majors yet

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

For some reason I thought he was older.

They’re all younger than me these days. Ugh. I miss Griffey some days.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's always

Jamie Moyer.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

GG was saying he doesn't overpower you by there's lots of movement on his fastball

And there is exactly zero movement on his fastball. It’s as straight as straight can be. I’m not saying he can’t get guys out, just that George has no clue what he’s talking about. I know. Preaching to the choir.

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 9:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

run support

He’s just pissed that someone is wasting that run support.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 9, 2009 9:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

he struck out Bako

It took him nine pitches, but he got him.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank god for Paul Bako

I knew I liked him for some reason.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

his good looks?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I told you, didn't I?

He’s no Joey Votto, but he’s not nearly as ugly as his Gameday photo.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed, sry Bako!

he is at least as good as Scott Baio

by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright guys

Let’s get the kid a win on his birthday! Whaddya say?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

gawd how bad are the Reds?

I took my radio to my cousin’s softball game and got so mad and frustrated that I had to turn it off and walk around the park just to cool off.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

why did Joey Votto shave?

It looked so good (I’m now not paying attention to this game in any meaningful way )

by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Sadly, I'll never find out

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chan Ho Park gets hits

… and he strikes out the side too. The Reds do realize who this guy is, don’t they?

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitching ages so far:

Phillies two pitchers: 72
Reds four pitchers: 102

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Why can't I get the phillies broadcast just once this week?

I’m sick of this nursery rhyme shit from George Grande. I feel like I’m watching Noggin.

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 9:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I get tired of it too

He never criticizes anyone or second guesses either.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

not true

he always second guesses not “moving the runner over” or “hitting it to the right side of the infield”

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Jul 9, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

so -

how long will the REDS offense be in hibernation this time?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 9, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

6 runs.. that's huge for the Reds

bad thing is the defense took a dump tonight. Mix in 7 walks, a crappy call or two and you lose.

The inside parker by Utley was just another example of why he should have never been signed

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robert Manuel, you just struck out an All-Star (kind of)

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

You hear that?

Utlley gets his hands through the strike zone licketty-split! Yessiree!

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 9:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Hey. This Manuel kid is pretty good.

That’s what I’ve always said.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Juan Castro

with the 2-RBI single.

Mets game is officially a blowout.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

think the "wicked bat of Joey Votto"

can blow them out tomorrow? a blowout would be just what the doctor ordered

by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mets suck

Votto will beat them like a red-headed stepchild.

The rest of the lineup, however…

Oh, and I just have to say…Donnie Baseball has the silliest soul patch I have ever seen. It’s white. Looks like he forgot to shave a spot.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just doesn't sound the same

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

it is spelled and pronounced differently

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes me feel a little better

You have to keep us updated on the legend of Votto developing in the Mets broadcasting lol

by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man that is insulting

We used to bitch about Juan Castro. The Reds get rid of him, and now we have a lineup laced with Juan Castros.

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

the slick-fielding Castro

turns a DP.

Mets suck. Reds are playing them at the right time.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the bright side

Don’t we all feel much closer to Victorino, and aren’t we better people for it?

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL

I’m closer to flaming him on the internet if that’s what you mean

by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

After listening to George Grande talk about him all week

I think I’m ready to let him sleep with my wife . . .

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

HEY BRENDAN

Where can I get Cincinnati style chili in DC????

by jsl413 on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Two places

Hard Times Cafe. The closest to you is in Clarendon, right across from the Metro stop. And the Front Page, but only in the fall during Bengals games. They serve Skyline then!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay Bruce

just saw one pitch, eh?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh cripes, what the fuck Bruce?

In a horrible slump and swinging at the first pitch

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay Bruce needs an entire day off

What good did it do to have him come up and make another out? How does that ‘clear his head’?

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 9, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

He sucks

and it’s largely because of this “see the ball, hit the ball” laissez-fair bullshit attitude. There’s not even the slightest indication that he’s coming out of it so send him down. I don’t understand giving him any more rope.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edwin doesn't like the call . . .

Dale Scott doesn’t like the Reds.

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

we're playing badly...

and that’s an understatement…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 9, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish the Yanks and BoSox played in Philly

so they could experience some of that home cooking Philadelphia enjoys.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

July 18

I am officially in. Where are we sitting?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

The moon deck seems to be the front runner

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

only if Ash is there

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

this was taken shortly before EdE hit a walkoff

the point being she should chug ketchup, or mustard or whatever it was more often.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've yet to see that.

Ash, this is going to happen on the 18th. You have been forewarned.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I am bringing JD with me

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

huge event

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This could be a barn burner

How many people are we up to now?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

At first glance, I'm counting 14

Has anyone asked snohio about it?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very sure

Make sure to let Slyder know if you want him to get tickets

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, very cool, dammit

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay.

How was Five Guys?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good stuff. Seriously.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome, I'm gonna try to get down there sometime this weekend

Next week, at the latest.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will the CDC let you out of your house though?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The way the steroids are working

This’ll be completely gone by the weekend.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

BK*

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I recommend.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen Ash do that with a pitcher, in a crowded bar, at 2:30 AM

And not miss a fucking drop. Girl can Drank!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 10, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can she drank a pitcher of mustard?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 10, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

A pitcher?

Probably. :/

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 10, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

if sukr was still alive we'd make it on

simply due to his boyish good looks

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just realized

despite a pathetic offense, we brought up another pitcher (9 in the bullpen now – are there enough chairs and room for all of them?).

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

hey 7/18 is bobblehead day!!

woo hoo maybe I’ll get one this time.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU WERTH

Picked by the Kingfisher

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

can we have Owings reenter for Taveras?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

There's so very little chance of scoring runs this inning

Let’s just try not to lose any

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

HELP US WILLY-WAN YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked downright silly on strike 2

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was about to say the same

maybe it’s hitting rock bottom and thinking of alchohol that creats such group think ;)

by Red_Poodle on Jul 9, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

shocked he didn't ring him up

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

hey a base clogging event

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

now he walks?

With one out left in the game?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunn-esque

Nigh on to A-Rod levels of timeliness.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lidge walked Willy?

He hasn’t been paying attention.

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

wow.... looked a wee bit inside for strike 2

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

GameDay agrees with you

Waaaaay inside. This ump clearly hates us.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

How the hell is it 1-2?

He’s thrown two in the dirt and one inside

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Dale called the first pitch a strike, saying that Dickerson swung at it. He didn't.

The second pitch was inside, and he must have called it a strike after everyone else was settling in for the next pitch. But since the Reds don’t know the difference between balls and strikes anyway, there was no argument.

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2009 10:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That was just depressing

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

they really should have drilled Werth his last time up

what the hell, they won’t see him again this season

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

im out

later kids

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

ye gods and little fishies

I guess the umpire wanted to go home.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

this game

SUCKED BIG GREEN WARTY PICKLES!

Especially that freakin’ plate umpire.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm out.

see ya all tomorrow

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm confused. Weren't we supposed to take 3 of 4 from the Phillies?

Thought I read that somewhere on here. :/

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd love to

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I could do it

I’m supposed to meet some friends around 8:00, but that leaves time after work to grab some dinner. Clarendon?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, jch'll be in Ohio still.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the sky! The sperm signal!

jch, away!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am so gonna kick your ass the next time I see you.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liar.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear to all that is holy, the first thing that will happen the next time I see you is that my foot will meet your ass

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

You guys suck

I’m gonna go pout now.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liar.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I am ambidextrous

So a threesome might be in order.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends.....do they serve beer?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah hell, I hate this stupid team again

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Just wait until two weeks from now when they take 4 of 7 from the Brewers and Dodgers

Then you’ll be back on the happy bus.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy 20 years ago batman

George Grande’s voice just led SportsCenter

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 9, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

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