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Game 83 Thread: Part 2

It's a shame that Homer still won't get the win since he pitched so well.  This offense sure seems to hate every one of the starters this year.  Tie ballgame in the bottom of the 7th.

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Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 8, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I refused to

The last time I first’d Cueto got straight blow’d up.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know everything you typed was innocent

But it sure sounds dirty.

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

After a re-reading, I agree

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

So.... what exactly is he looking at?

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

looking FOR.....

the REDS offense

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

COMMON Masset Hound

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Janish

needs to become our head hunter the opposing team needs to know that when Janish comes you need to step away for the plate

by Red_Poodle on Jul 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Homer is gonna start thinking

That if he pitches a horrible game he gets a W… otherwise he gets a ND

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe you think that

but Homer will probably just keep trying to pitch well.

by Colin Auscapee on Jul 8, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where'd obc go?

To buy that midlife crisis convertible?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

ouch

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll outlive you, chain girl

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quite possibly.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not me!

I’m going to live forever or die trying.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOM

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Another bad call there

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

YIKES!

Stairs called out on GARBAGE

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

he is consistent

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

smoke em if you got em!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

coco looked like he was doing "vogue" in the bullpen

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Griff

But I’m liking trading him away more and more.

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Re: Masset

Don’t you think he could still end up being a decent starter? Perhaps dominant?

His ST numbers as a starter indicate what? Not as much as his numbers during the season…

by mdccclxix on Jul 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

It is much harder to be a starter than reliever

somebody like Masset, who can just go all out is better suited in relief, I think.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

I don’t think he would be nearly as dominate as a starter

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

why mess with a good thing .... joba

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

his velo is 94-96 as a reliever

may not be as high as a starter if he has to go 100 pitches.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

he could be a badass reliever for a while too

and I’ll take him in that role over being a mediocre starter. If this team was desperate for starters, then maybe, but not right now.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure I'm trusting Gameday today...

89 – 96 MPH, all 4-seamers to Rollins (except the last one, a 2-seamer)

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone tell BP his birth certificate is wrong

today’s his birthday!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 8, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

hello everyone

just got in. Anything exciting happen. i’m sure there wee plenty of cordials when Werth showed himself again.

by fourrunhomer on Jul 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

My God, Brantley is stupid

“Most important invention: Clothes”

facepalm

by manichedgehog on Jul 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

This man is wise.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how you don't pick printing press

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Brantley

Frankly, I’m surprised he didn’t say something like cornbread. Or dirt.

by manichedgehog on Jul 8, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone knows it was the cotton gin

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

excuse me???

sliced bread!

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That one kind of depends on who you ask

Alcohol, on the other hand, is just universally lovable

by manichedgehog on Jul 8, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I flew into the airport

I found the Salt Lake, and a lot of brown and gray. Didn’t find a lot of city until we almost touched down.

by manichedgehog on Jul 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those aren't REAL people.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know for certain without one of those

I’m not here…

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Racist!

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Votto?

Why won’t you be a hero tonight?

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

/Bette Midler'd

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bonnie Tyler'd

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

bloop'd

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

remember Brandon

you were beaned this game… that’s right, get mad!

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That was quick

So much for the heart of the order

by manichedgehog on Jul 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Well.... that sucked

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

madson talk shit to bp?

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Incidentally

I started a beer when Victorino came to bat. I just finished it.

by Bronn on Jul 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

mother fer

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Christ! 12 pitches to Victorino? Some off those look like he fouled them off the top of the dirt.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This guy has the name of a car...

Vic Torino

Well Mr. Arthur Rhodes, Vic just ate your lunch and the pooped in your lunch box.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but shouldn't that star Rhodes rather than the Hawaiian?

Considering, you know, the age comparison of the two.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like this Victorino fella

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

take pity on the old man

don’t make him throw so many pitches!

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW doesn't Chase look especially gay tonight.

Gommon Arthur – Christ on a hubcap strike this dickhead out

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I love his Ocotoberfest but I find his IPA too hoppy.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie Manuel really looks like a an old time drunk

Wonder if he’s an AA guy…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a dry drunk!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

like a left handed righty?

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanigan would have had him

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking glass armed Hernandez

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Got a good jump

But Hernandez doesn’t have an arm and opposing teams know it.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard is no Albert Pujols

I hope.

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

nobody is

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wicked off speed Art

Strike this fellow out too, please

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Fuck off Mr. Howard as Art ppos in your locker

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

that's POOPS

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

walk Werth?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Ayup

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why waste the pitches

when you can get the same result with one pitch

by fourrunhomer on Jul 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm betting Rhodes, Weathers and Corderro

are going to love having 3 straight days off during the All-Star break. They have been used heavily so far this season it seems.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

More lately.

Early in the season, our starters were going farther into games.

by Dude Rock on Jul 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that's true

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention the fact that these

are all men quite wide of girth. I hope they sit on their asses and don’t move for the duration.

by chesirecat on Jul 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

11 foul balls this inning through 3 batters!

8 to Victorino – wow.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

nice insight there chris ...

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't care what his numbers say

I am NEVER comfortable with Stormy on the mound

by manichedgehog on Jul 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Me neither.

I still don’t see how he gets hitters out with an 89 mph fastball. Pretty amazing, even though he makes me nervous.

by Dude Rock on Jul 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love the guy but hells no

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do

School this kid Stormy!

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corderro is going to the AS game

Yep there was a storm brewing…
Alway interesting when Weathers comes in..
What a job David Weathers has..always coming in in the middle of a shit storm…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember this kid's dad...what a power hitter

Lets hope his son strikes out.
Big kid…like his Dad

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

Weathers. If they wanted to Walk the batter, why didn’t they just bring in Weathers and tell him to throw strikes?

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

NERD!!!

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is an anathama to even discuss nerdiness here at RR

Nerd?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get it

I’m so cool

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoaaaaaaaa that was close

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh damn

Don’t serve it up like that Stormy.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

EdE shoulda had that ...bench him

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Good Job Davey Weatherzzzz

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

That was one of the few times

I audibly yelled in satisfaction at the TV

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

phew

I hate 3-2 counts with 2 outs and runners on – a base hit would’ve guaranteed a run there.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

That ump is determined to give the pitchers the entire width of the plate and then some

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what she said.

Or something of that nature. Still at work. Don’t know if that works. Brain fried.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pitching recovered from Monday

The offense still sucks. But that doesn’t look like it will change anytime soon.

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

this Ump sucks balls. David Weathers’ balls. And he calls those balls “strikes.”

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Jay Bruce

OK… this time he’s due.

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

bullshit!

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

bad bad call

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nix was safe

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Marty and Brantley agree

and so does the replay

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

why are these phillyumpires killing us?

is it the “red” rmeinding them of the late 18th century or something!

by Red_Poodle on Jul 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've let a few of these slide before

but what the hell does this mean?

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

what happened?

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

another dumbass call at first

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bullshit call

Stole an obvious single from NIx

by chesirecat on Jul 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Safe

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Does "on field delay"

… mean Dusty is getting in that ump’s face?

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

no dusty is out there boring him to sleep

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

still a badass play though

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

really.bad.call

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty come argue?

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

ughhhhhhhhh

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

common bruce

end this game

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

um...

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuckin' A RayMoan..

Common JAY

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Jay

Guess right this time!

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Jay Bruce time!!

C’mon Jay!!

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by TheC on Jul 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruce

how a little something here?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL I have to get the typos under control

ever since I moved to laptop I have been much worse

by Red_Poodle on Jul 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trump!

“You know my wings
will make you happy.
Trump!”

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

How in the hell am I the first person to rec this?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

whore!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

'cause you're easy

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

How YOU doin'?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch out Bubba!!!!

/Prison’d

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone know a good place to get moving blankets?

doesn’t seem like I should have to buy them new, but I’m having a heck of a time finding them used! And they’re all at least $10 each!

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Rent 'em from Uhaul

Call mary at the Redbank Uhaul 513-271-8320 tell her Mike Willis sent you and you need a good deal..you’re pooooooooor.Mary’s good people.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

how old is she?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tracy Jones?

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

do they do out of state moves too?

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

Please, Dusty, don’t take Stormy out until it’s absolutely necessary. We don’t want Janish on the mound again.

by manichedgehog on Jul 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Ramon tipped that didn't he?

This is the worst umping in a game I’ve personally watched ever – in the world and history.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

SAFE

This is the weakest officiating I’ve seen in a while

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

when's Bruce going to get a few days off?

he needs to get something fixed.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

allstar break?

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohh... this here's a bad idea.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

You sir are a Prophet

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bako is 1 for 3

he’s undue

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAko!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Screw this

Game was over as soon as Stormy’s fat butt trotted out for the 9th

by chesirecat on Jul 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

just PH micah next inning

ballgame

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bako is a great candidate for a DP

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

our pitching can't make it easy

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

we need a dp

and no visits from the catcher witch

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I really don't like seeing Weathers a second inning after pitching last night.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Bako sucketh bigtime

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Brings back memories - don't it...

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what dusty just asked Dick

Dick"Jannish"

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I gave up on the sobriety thing

5:30 AM is gonna come way too early.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

you have 7 hours rookie

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lenny Dykstra filing for bankruptcy

Guessing he isn’t happy about Moneyball being put on ice.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

What is happening at 5:30am

Shit I’ll prolly still be up

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta get up for work (gasp)

Runnin’ the hustle at this point.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta send a text ;)

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You shut your whore mouth woman

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's too loud to be contained.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

loud bitch'd

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, crap.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

you can't leave Stormy in here

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

no lefties in the pen however

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHIFT-A gets it done all at once.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 innings in 2 days for Stormy

is a recipe for disaster

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

let's go Stormy!!

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice bit of managing Dusty...

Vic Torino up again? Fuck him up DAvey

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU DUSTY

FUCK YOU TO HELL.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck me running

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

no brainer loss

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I Can't get angry

Could see this bullshit coming a mile away

by chesirecat on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

When you see garbage coming a mile away

doesn’t it piss you off when Dusty facilitates it?

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

WHAT HAPPENED? My radio cut out.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

shane, the greatest guy ever, singled to left center

and the outfielders could not get in a good throwing position.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm too apathetic about this loss to get mad

Did you really expect Stormy to get 4 outs? And get out of a jam with 2 runners on?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

weathers is a 7th inning 8th inning guy. should have been roenicke with the K potential.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

Dusty should have yanked him and brought in Cordero

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hang another L on Dusty

Fucking Weathers. Are you serious, Dusty?

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Ok thanks Dusty...Brilliant strategy..

Boy this is how a team suddenly finds itself 6 games out….
Oh well…I’m glad the AS break is coming…Jay needs time off and so does the BullPen

BTW what the hell is filthy dlephia

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Have you met justin

I have a feeling you two would hit it off

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jeremy beat you to it. :)

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

this team doesnt have the horses fellas

Homer even gave a glimmer of hope. Need. more. bats!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heisey and Frazier arent ripe yet

give them some time.

2009 is a pipedream, folks. the Reds are still 1-2 years away.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frazier isn't a Bat yet

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Add Stubbs delete Taveras

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Except I can’t rec

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Or a manager that isn't idiotic.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree'd

However questionable leaving Weathers in, you can’t expect to keep putting up 1-3 runs every game and win.

Bruce and Edwin were supposed to be offensive pieces to build around and they’ve been zeroes so far this season.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHA !

Good game by Homer
Needs us a left fielder does we, and a 3B bat and Todd Frazier

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey I just realized

Weathers has blown both of Homer’s two gems. Go Vet’rans!!! Yay!!

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

so I guess we need Milwaukee to win vs St Louis tonight

4-4 in the bottom of the 6th

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

This game has successfully mad eme feel like crap

I saw it coming, but it doesn’t take the edge off. I really don’t like the Phillies

by Red_Poodle on Jul 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Cut Taveras, Cut EE, eat their salaries

Bring up Frazier & Heisey and see what they can do

by Dude Rock on Jul 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that that's over, turn the USA/Honduras game on

I feel like Brendan’s probably there.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Brendan is in Honduras

D#3 is in Ghana.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And here I am in Cheviot, felling lonely. There is no god.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go get a few frames in at Western Bowl. Or get some whippy dip at General Custer's.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a fan of Zip Dip's myself

They have an apple cluster sundae to die for.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm ...

I may have to try that when I come down in 2 weeks. That sounds delightful.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce needs to go on a spiritual retreat

His season has gone from a potential teaching moment – though I’m pretty sure no teaching is taking place – to the kind of dispiriting futility that could take months to recover from. I’m sick of watching him learn how to hit a baseball.

Homer took his lumps and went down to the farm to work on his game. Bruce should too.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Heading out for a while, but I will highlight the positive

1) Homer only made one mistake and that was not getting rid of Werth

2) Votto’s hit streak continues

3)we have enough attractive players on this team to keep even bad games mildly interesting (to make this a Hollywood ready team, we’d need to get Bako back)—I’m relaly reachin’ here, this is part of my self-designed anger management therapy

…side note, I don’t think Votto should shave because it will keeep the hit streak going

by Red_Poodle on Jul 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa Oscar Mayer died

95. No one had him.

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I didn't even realize

He was a real person.

I thought he was made up, like Betty Crocker or Uncle Ben.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aunt Jemima was a real Negress - Sally Stockhold was her name

Check out the chain under the table..you ain’t going nowhere bitch…
http://www.iwdsc.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/66-7207.jpg

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 9, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

AJ Burnett leaves with a 4-2 lead In the 7th

Douchebag Coke gives up a HR to Mauer in the next AB.

I guess it doesn’t just happen to Homer Bailey.

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I'd trade Jay Bruce straight up for Holiday right now.

I don’t care if Bruce is only 22. I’m tired of watching his weak at-bats. Supportive Jay Bruce fans cite his age, his cannon of an arm, etc…….and say he will improve. I don’t see it. Opponents got the book on Jay and he hasn’t been able to adjust. Ugly. Trade him while he’s still considered a phenom.

by Dude Rock on Jul 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

...annnnnd rec'd

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can do a lot batter than a half-year rental with Holliday, for Jay Bruce.

Jay, whether you like him or not, is worth much more than a half season of Holliday.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but they wouldn't. His price tag is too much for a team already

bogged down by Cordero, Tavares and several other stupid contracts. Bruce’s contract is peanuts compared to that.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday? SRSLY?

No. Just. No.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure how we go from struggling at the major league level

to giving up on him all together. Seriously, shouldn’t we send him to the minors first? I know it’s hard to believe, but struggling players do get better quite often.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It worked for Bailey.........

…..I’m just tired of watching Jay be an offensive liability. Some humble pie might be just what he needs. But I’ve seen no adjustments at the plate from April through July. Same approach. Opponents have been pitching him the same way all season and he still makes no adjustments. Send him down………..Bailey was in my doghouse too……….but I gotta give him props now. His entire approach has changed for the better……….unlike Jay’s.

by Dude Rock on Jul 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ashbrucelovechild

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

if indeed you are so skilled at evaluating talent

then why the hell are you wasting your time telling us about it?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you don't like the age argument, but I think it's valid here.

He’s doing what worked well for him all through the minors, and now he’s here struggling and can’t adjust, and there is no one around who can competently assist him in getting himself fixed.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll admit alot of it is just frustration.

But usually you can see a guy making adjustments and trying something new. I don’t see that with Jay. I hope he finds his swing. I agree that a stint in Louisville and some humble pie might be the answer. Although I don’t think triple AAA pitchers will pitch him the way the major league clubs do…………so, it might be a wasted opportunity other than helping him regain his confidence. Rosales struggled at the major league level and went back down and continues to crush triple AAA pitching. Just goes to show the difference.

by Dude Rock on Jul 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The age argument is valid

Bruce is just working out the ugly kinks in front of a lot of people

Can’t Votto be hiscoach instead of Jacoby?

by Red_Poodle on Jul 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't trust this man.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you spot Homer a mile away too?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Management has handled Homer differently than Jay

Thus, they are getting results from Homer now. And for the record……..Homer learning the splitter has made him a completely different pitcher. Everything before the splitter wasn’t exactly pretty, as justified by his 6.00+ major league e.r.a. in 18 starts before learning the splitter.

by Dude Rock on Jul 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, what you are saying is that Homer, over three years, has learned to be a better pitcher

but in the 3 months of this season, Jay is a failure who should be dumped while he still has value?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I'm saying is this.....

Homer, pre-splitter………was not getting the job done at the major league level either. That is a fact justified by his 6.00+ e.r.a. in 18 major league starts. He goes down to triple AAA, and makes a career changing decision to add a splitter fastball which allowed him to lower his triple AAA e.r.a. by 2 whole runs (from about 4.50 to 2.50).

Jay Bruce has made no adjustments. No improvements since his hot start last year. This isn’t just one season. He came up last June and other than his hot start has been somewhat miserable at the plate. Do you disagree? Maybe there is some magical swing Jay can come up with comparable to learning a splitter fastball (sarcasm).

by Dude Rock on Jul 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer is hitting 96-97, that helps.

that took time. i’d say Bruce deserves as much.

Ugh, I don’t know if I can wait until 2011.

by mdccclxix on Jul 8, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay's got nothing to prove in AAA

having said that I would not be opposed to sending him down just to get some renewed success under his belt, to get his timing back and maybe for a bit of a wake up call. Besides I’ve always wanted Wily Taveris in RF

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 9, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Milwaukee beat St. Louis, 5-4

we’re still just 3.5 out

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 8, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I love this mediocre division!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 9, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

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