Game 83 Thread: Part 2
It's a shame that Homer still won't get the win since he pitched so well. This offense sure seems to hate every one of the starters this year. Tie ballgame in the bottom of the 7th.
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I refused to
The last time I first’d Cueto got straight blow’d up.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I know everything you typed was innocent
But it sure sounds dirty.
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After a re-reading, I agree
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
So.... what exactly is he looking at?
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COMMON Masset Hound
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Paul Janish
needs to become our head hunter the opposing team needs to know that when Janish comes you need to step away for the plate
Homer is gonna start thinking
That if he pitches a horrible game he gets a W… otherwise he gets a ND
isnt that how it usually goes around here
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
maybe you think that
but Homer will probably just keep trying to pitch well.
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 8, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Where'd obc go?
To buy that midlife crisis convertible?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Quite possibly.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
but not me!
I’m going to live forever or die trying.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Another bad call there
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
coco looked like he was doing "vogue" in the bullpen
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
I don't know what you are talking about
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 8, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I love Griff
But I’m liking trading him away more and more.
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Re: Masset
Don’t you think he could still end up being a decent starter? Perhaps dominant?
His ST numbers as a starter indicate what? Not as much as his numbers during the season…
It is much harder to be a starter than reliever
somebody like Masset, who can just go all out is better suited in relief, I think.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I agree
I don’t think he would be nearly as dominate as a starter
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
why mess with a good thing .... joba
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
his velo is 94-96 as a reliever
may not be as high as a starter if he has to go 100 pitches.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
he could be a badass reliever for a while too
and I’ll take him in that role over being a mediocre starter. If this team was desperate for starters, then maybe, but not right now.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
not sure I'm trusting Gameday today...
89 – 96 MPH, all 4-seamers to Rollins (except the last one, a 2-seamer)
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Get adopted by a player
Then you can hang out there all the time
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
hello everyone
just got in. Anything exciting happen. i’m sure there wee plenty of cordials when Werth showed himself again.
My God, Brantley is stupid
“Most important invention: Clothes”
facepalm
This man is wise.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I don't know how you don't pick printing press
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
It's Brantley
Frankly, I’m surprised he didn’t say something like cornbread. Or dirt.
by manichedgehog on Jul 8, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
excuse me???
sliced bread!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That one kind of depends on who you ask
Alcohol, on the other hand, is just universally lovable
by manichedgehog on Jul 8, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I flew into the airport
I found the Salt Lake, and a lot of brown and gray. Didn’t find a lot of city until we almost touched down.
by manichedgehog on Jul 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Those aren't REAL people.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I know for certain without one of those
I’m not here…
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto?
Why won’t you be a hero tonight?
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/Bette Midler'd
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Bonnie Tyler'd
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
remember Brandon
you were beaned this game… that’s right, get mad!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
That was quick
So much for the heart of the order
Well.... that sucked
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He heard you were thinking of cheating on him with Homer
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 8, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my this is a family site Poodle!
Hey gang tonight’s 1960’s band of the game
Peggy Sue and The Night Riders

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
pretty pretty pretty pretty peggy sue
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
the guy on the far right is who I picture every time you type
lame (meaning shiny, not uninteresting) blazer and all
Don't say that...
This team doesn’t like to be put into “big” situations
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 8, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Christ! 12 pitches to Victorino? Some off those look like he fouled them off the top of the dirt.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
This guy has the name of a car...
Vic Torino
Well Mr. Arthur Rhodes, Vic just ate your lunch and the pooped in your lunch box.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Yeah, but shouldn't that star Rhodes rather than the Hawaiian?
Considering, you know, the age comparison of the two.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like this Victorino fella
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
take pity on the old man
don’t make him throw so many pitches!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
BTW doesn't Chase look especially gay tonight.
Gommon Arthur – Christ on a hubcap strike this dickhead out
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I love his Ocotoberfest but I find his IPA too hoppy.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Charlie Manuel really looks like a an old time drunk
Wonder if he’s an AA guy…
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
He's a dry drunk!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
like a left handed righty?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
OK, so essentially a sac bunt
Dusty approves.
Fucking glass armed Hernandez
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Got a good jump
But Hernandez doesn’t have an arm and opposing teams know it.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan Howard is no Albert Pujols
I hope.
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Wicked off speed Art
Strike this fellow out too, please
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
he looks like somebody looking for a crippling, but non-debilitating injury.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Fuck off Mr. Howard as Art ppos in your locker
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I'm betting Rhodes, Weathers and Corderro
are going to love having 3 straight days off during the All-Star break. They have been used heavily so far this season it seems.
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Not to mention the fact that these
are all men quite wide of girth. I hope they sit on their asses and don’t move for the duration.
11 foul balls this inning through 3 batters!
8 to Victorino – wow.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
nice insight there chris ...
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
I don't care what his numbers say
I am NEVER comfortable with Stormy on the mound
Me neither.
I still don’t see how he gets hitters out with an 89 mph fastball. Pretty amazing, even though he makes me nervous.
i love the guy but hells no
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Corderro is going to the AS game
Yep there was a storm brewing…
Alway interesting when Weathers comes in..
What a job David Weathers has..always coming in in the middle of a shit storm…
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I remember this kid's dad...what a power hitter
Lets hope his son strikes out.
Big kid…like his Dad
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Guy's hitting .143 against righties
Earn your pay, Stormy.
Uh oh
Weathers. If they wanted to Walk the batter, why didn’t they just bring in Weathers and tell him to throw strikes?
by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I am revealing my nerdiness, but all this switching reminds me of a Pokemon match
Dusty would never get finished with one of those
It is an anathama to even discuss nerdiness here at RR
Nerd?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I don't get it
I’m so cool
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Oh damn
Don’t serve it up like that Stormy.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Good Job Davey Weatherzzzz
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
phew
I hate 3-2 counts with 2 outs and runners on – a base hit would’ve guaranteed a run there.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
wow
That ump is determined to give the pitchers the entire width of the plate and then some
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
That's what she said.
Or something of that nature. Still at work. Don’t know if that works. Brain fried.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The pitching recovered from Monday
The offense still sucks. But that doesn’t look like it will change anytime soon.
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Wow
this Ump sucks balls. David Weathers’ balls. And he calls those balls “strikes.”
by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Jay Bruce
OK… this time he’s due.
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Nix was safe
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
why are these phillyumpires killing us?
is it the “red” rmeinding them of the late 18th century or something!
I've let a few of these slide before
but what the hell does this mean?
by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
what happened?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
another dumbass call at first
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Safe
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Does "on field delay"
… mean Dusty is getting in that ump’s face?
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no dusty is out there boring him to sleep
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
still a badass play though
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Dusty come argue?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Jay Bruce time!!
C’mon Jay!!
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Bruce
how a little something here?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How in the hell am I the first person to rec this?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
How YOU doin'?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Watch out Bubba!!!!
/Prison’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone know a good place to get moving blankets?
doesn’t seem like I should have to buy them new, but I’m having a heck of a time finding them used! And they’re all at least $10 each!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Rent 'em from Uhaul
Call mary at the Redbank Uhaul 513-271-8320 tell her Mike Willis sent you and you need a good deal..you’re pooooooooor.Mary’s good people.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Tracy Jones?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
do they do out of state moves too?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Damnit
Please, Dusty, don’t take Stormy out until it’s absolutely necessary. We don’t want Janish on the mound again.
Ramon tipped that didn't he?
This is the worst umping in a game I’ve personally watched ever – in the world and history.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
SAFE
This is the weakest officiating I’ve seen in a while
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
when's Bruce going to get a few days off?
he needs to get something fixed.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
I want him to do well, but he is struggling so much
but everyone else can’t handle it tonight either
Ohh... this here's a bad idea.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
our pitching can't make it easy
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
we need a dp
and no visits from the catcher witch
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I really don't like seeing Weathers a second inning after pitching last night.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
Stormy coulda let it drop and pick up the DP.
Always seems like it’s the other team that does that. Never the reds.
by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
There can't be an infield fly rule on a bunt
Quirk in the rule.
by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Is GG still obsessed talking about Mark DeRosa?
Give it up George.
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He was also saying it was better to walk Rollins than to go 3-2 on him because then the runner would get a head start
GG is such a jackass I dint know where to begin.
by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i the idea of not using your best reliever in the most critical situation
is what lost this game. im a David Weathers supporter, but right there you need Coco pitching. no two ways about it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what dusty just asked Dick
Dick"Jannish"
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I gave up on the sobriety thing
5:30 AM is gonna come way too early.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I really don't hate Rollins - but I hope Weathers poops in his glove.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Lenny Dykstra filing for bankruptcy
Guessing he isn’t happy about Moneyball being put on ice.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
What is happening at 5:30am
Shit I’ll prolly still be up
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Gotta get up for work (gasp)
Runnin’ the hustle at this point.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
You shut your whore mouth woman
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Well, crap.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
you can't leave Stormy in here
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
SHIFT-A gets it done all at once.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
3 innings in 2 days for Stormy
is a recipe for disaster
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
let's go Stormy!!
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Nice bit of managing Dusty...
Vic Torino up again? Fuck him up DAvey
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
FUCK YOU DUSTY
FUCK YOU TO HELL.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
FUCK
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
When you see garbage coming a mile away
doesn’t it piss you off when Dusty facilitates it?
by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
WHAT HAPPENED? My radio cut out.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
shane, the greatest guy ever, singled to left center
and the outfielders could not get in a good throwing position.
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I'm beginning to think that GG is going to start calling him Prince Shane here soon...
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I'm too apathetic about this loss to get mad
Did you really expect Stormy to get 4 outs? And get out of a jam with 2 runners on?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Sounds like you should see a doctor about that
by manichedgehog on Jul 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Cowboy. If you really listen to him, you'd realize how knowledgeable he is. He'd make a good manager.
Red Menace has the right combination of imagination and disinterest to be a great manager
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Hang another L on Dusty
Fucking Weathers. Are you serious, Dusty?
by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'm tired of losing, I'm tired of watching us fail to score easy runs
most of all I have seen way too much of Jason weth
Geez, let Brantley manage this team.........he makes more sense talking about the game than Dusty does
OMG NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brantly has the imagination of a brick
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Ok thanks Dusty...Brilliant strategy..
Boy this is how a team suddenly finds itself 6 games out….
Oh well…I’m glad the AS break is coming…Jay needs time off and so does the BullPen
BTW what the hell is filthy dlephia
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Have you met justin
I have a feeling you two would hit it off
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this team doesnt have the horses fellas
Homer even gave a glimmer of hope. Need. more. bats!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
We could start with Heisey and Frazier
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
But that would be the smart thing to do
by manichedgehog on Jul 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Heisey and Frazier arent ripe yet
give them some time.
2009 is a pipedream, folks. the Reds are still 1-2 years away.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
I was just playing off the word "Bats"
you speak the truth, of course.
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Frazier isn't a Bat yet
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Or a manager that isn't idiotic.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Agree'd
However questionable leaving Weathers in, you can’t expect to keep putting up 1-3 runs every game and win.
Bruce and Edwin were supposed to be offensive pieces to build around and they’ve been zeroes so far this season.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
AHA !
Good game by Homer
Needs us a left fielder does we, and a 3B bat and Todd Frazier
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Hey I just realized
Weathers has blown both of Homer’s two gems. Go Vet’rans!!! Yay!!
by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
so I guess we need Milwaukee to win vs St Louis tonight
4-4 in the bottom of the 6th
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This game has successfully mad eme feel like crap
I saw it coming, but it doesn’t take the edge off. I really don’t like the Phillies
Now that that's over, turn the USA/Honduras game on
I feel like Brendan’s probably there.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Brendan is in Honduras
D#3 is in Ghana.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
And here I am in Cheviot, felling lonely. There is no god.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Go get a few frames in at Western Bowl. Or get some whippy dip at General Custer's.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a fan of Zip Dip's myself
They have an apple cluster sundae to die for.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Hmmmm ...
I may have to try that when I come down in 2 weeks. That sounds delightful.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
WEll gang its been a pleasure...Poodle watch out for those split fingers...
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Bruce needs to go on a spiritual retreat
His season has gone from a potential teaching moment – though I’m pretty sure no teaching is taking place – to the kind of dispiriting futility that could take months to recover from. I’m sick of watching him learn how to hit a baseball.
Homer took his lumps and went down to the farm to work on his game. Bruce should too.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Heading out for a while, but I will highlight the positive
1) Homer only made one mistake and that was not getting rid of Werth
2) Votto’s hit streak continues
3)we have enough attractive players on this team to keep even bad games mildly interesting (to make this a Hollywood ready team, we’d need to get Bako back)—I’m relaly reachin’ here, this is part of my self-designed anger management therapy
…side note, I don’t think Votto should shave because it will keeep the hit streak going
Whoa Oscar Mayer died
95. No one had him.
by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I didn't even realize
He was a real person.
I thought he was made up, like Betty Crocker or Uncle Ben.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Aunt Jemima was a real Negress - Sally Stockhold was her name

Check out the chain under the table..you ain’t going nowhere bitch…
http://www.iwdsc.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/66-7207.jpg
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
AJ Burnett leaves with a 4-2 lead In the 7th
Douchebag Coke gives up a HR to Mauer in the next AB.
I guess it doesn’t just happen to Homer Bailey.
by Brian B on Jul 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'd trade Jay Bruce straight up for Holiday right now.
I don’t care if Bruce is only 22. I’m tired of watching his weak at-bats. Supportive Jay Bruce fans cite his age, his cannon of an arm, etc…….and say he will improve. I don’t see it. Opponents got the book on Jay and he hasn’t been able to adjust. Ugly. Trade him while he’s still considered a phenom.
...and this is why you arent a major league GM
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
...annnnnd rec'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You can do a lot batter than a half-year rental with Holliday, for Jay Bruce.
Jay, whether you like him or not, is worth much more than a half season of Holliday.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but they wouldn't. His price tag is too much for a team already
bogged down by Cordero, Tavares and several other stupid contracts. Bruce’s contract is peanuts compared to that.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Holliday? SRSLY?
No. Just. No.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I'm not sure how we go from struggling at the major league level
to giving up on him all together. Seriously, shouldn’t we send him to the minors first? I know it’s hard to believe, but struggling players do get better quite often.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
It worked for Bailey.........
…..I’m just tired of watching Jay be an offensive liability. Some humble pie might be just what he needs. But I’ve seen no adjustments at the plate from April through July. Same approach. Opponents have been pitching him the same way all season and he still makes no adjustments. Send him down………..Bailey was in my doghouse too……….but I gotta give him props now. His entire approach has changed for the better……….unlike Jay’s.
if indeed you are so skilled at evaluating talent
then why the hell are you wasting your time telling us about it?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just saying something needs to be done with Jay other than moving him down in the order and patiently waiting for him to re-emerge offensively
Perhaps a stint in Louisville with a coach who isn't Brook Jacoby is all he needs.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
He needs something. I'm sick of him. And I see no upside at this point. Same approach same results is going nowhere.
I know you don't like the age argument, but I think it's valid here.
He’s doing what worked well for him all through the minors, and now he’s here struggling and can’t adjust, and there is no one around who can competently assist him in getting himself fixed.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I'll admit alot of it is just frustration.
But usually you can see a guy making adjustments and trying something new. I don’t see that with Jay. I hope he finds his swing. I agree that a stint in Louisville and some humble pie might be the answer. Although I don’t think triple AAA pitchers will pitch him the way the major league clubs do…………so, it might be a wasted opportunity other than helping him regain his confidence. Rosales struggled at the major league level and went back down and continues to crush triple AAA pitching. Just goes to show the difference.
The age argument is valid
Bruce is just working out the ugly kinks in front of a lot of people
Can’t Votto be hiscoach instead of Jacoby?
Don't trust this man.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
did you spot Homer a mile away too?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Management has handled Homer differently than Jay
Thus, they are getting results from Homer now. And for the record……..Homer learning the splitter has made him a completely different pitcher. Everything before the splitter wasn’t exactly pretty, as justified by his 6.00+ major league e.r.a. in 18 starts before learning the splitter.
so, what you are saying is that Homer, over three years, has learned to be a better pitcher
but in the 3 months of this season, Jay is a failure who should be dumped while he still has value?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
What I'm saying is this.....
Homer, pre-splitter………was not getting the job done at the major league level either. That is a fact justified by his 6.00+ e.r.a. in 18 major league starts. He goes down to triple AAA, and makes a career changing decision to add a splitter fastball which allowed him to lower his triple AAA e.r.a. by 2 whole runs (from about 4.50 to 2.50).
Jay Bruce has made no adjustments. No improvements since his hot start last year. This isn’t just one season. He came up last June and other than his hot start has been somewhat miserable at the plate. Do you disagree? Maybe there is some magical swing Jay can come up with comparable to learning a splitter fastball (sarcasm).
Homer is hitting 96-97, that helps.
that took time. i’d say Bruce deserves as much.
Ugh, I don’t know if I can wait until 2011.
Jay's got nothing to prove in AAA
having said that I would not be opposed to sending him down just to get some renewed success under his belt, to get his timing back and maybe for a bit of a wake up call. Besides I’ve always wanted Wily Taveris in RF
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I love this mediocre division!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 9, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions

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