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Game 82 Thread: Reds at Phillies

Cincinnati Reds at Philadelphia Phillies, Jul 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Tuesday, Jul 7, 2009, 7:05 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Aaron Harang vs J.A. Happ

Partly cloudy,rain. Game time temperature around 80.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Aaron Harang 5-8 3.86 1.36 88 24



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - J.A. Happ 5-0 2.96 1.23 50 30


It's okay.  We spent the whole day in bed with a trash can by our side.  We avoided the TV for fear that it might make our headache worse.  We managed to get some saltines down in the morning.  We took some Tylenol, probably more than we should.  As the day went on, our head started to clear up a bit and we were able to eat a cheeseburger without puking it up.  We've made it through the worst part of the hangover.  Now it's time to get back on the horse.

And the horse we're riding tonight is a good one.  Seriously, thank god for Aaron Harang.  He isn't perfect, but he is our best hope to stop the bleeding.  The Reds have now lost 3 of their last 4 since Harang last pitched, and the losses were 3 of the toughest losses the Reds have had this season.  It's time for Harang to come in and pull us back off the ledge and make us forget the debacles of the last two days.  I know you don't owe it to us, and the offense sure doesn't deserve your help, Aaron, but could you do us this favor, please?  We need some good news in our lives.

As always, it won't be easy for Harang tonight as he faces left-hander J.A. Happ, who is having himself a fine little season.  It'll be the first time the Reds have faced have Happ.  In fact, not a single Reds player has batted against him yet.  That always turns out well.

Dusty gives us the same lineup tonight that we had last night.  Hopefully the results are much better.

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(we’re gonna win now!)

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

If you didn't see it in the Reposter

Robert Manuel is up and Drew Sutton has been sent down.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

and

Kip Wells has magically appeared on the Louisville Roster. Woo. Lucky us. Nationals trash!

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jul 7, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

They'll probably call him up to replace Janish

I like Janish and all… but guy needs to learn how to pitch… sheesh

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happ?

More like Happless!

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 7, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

First mobile comment!

I feel vaguely hopeful about tonight game. Probably because there’s no way we should win: harang on the hill, good lefty on the mound we’ve never seen means it should be a shutout, so I’m calling 8-2 Reds.

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 7, 2009 5:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Lineups via Fay and look who's leading off again. Our good friend EGG!!!

Reds
Willy Taveras 8

Jerry Hairston Jr. 6

Joey Votto 3

Brandon Phillips 4

Jonny Gomes 7

Ramon Hernandez 2

Jay Bruce 9

Edwin Encarnacion 5

Aaron Harang 1

Phillies
Jimmy Rollins 6

Shane Victorino 8

Chase Utley 4

Ryan Howard 3

Jayson Werth 9

Greg Dobbs 7

Pedro Feliz 5

Carlos Ruiz 2

J.A. Happ 1

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 7, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel pretty deflated at the moment

so I am going into this game with several modest hopes:

1) Joey Votto gets two hits
2) Harang at least keeps us in contention
3) someone on the Phillies gets hit by a pitch and thos Phillies fans start booing like mad; this would be immediatley followed by a high powered strikeout and the next inning a solo shot form Willy T

not so modest after all lol

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

MOBILE!!

That’s all.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 7, 2009 5:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

bar? no one here ever frequents a bar

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

/just getting back from a 3-beer lunch at the bar.

I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 7, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't work on mine.

My phone declines to even load the page.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try using something other than a Jitterbug

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You just offended grandparents everywhere, sir.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 7, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is a Jitterbug?

(besides a former name of my fantasy baseball team, though spelled (properly) with 2 g’s)

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 7, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The "Cellphone for Seniors"

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 7, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minimalist.

I like the way those old folks think.

But no, mine has 4 big buttons.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 7, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought a pitching move was going to be made today

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I was praying a managerial move was going to be made today.

We are both disappointed…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

no.. if they hang around .500

that will be enough to keep Dusty all season

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long is Dusty's contract?

Any hope that we are Dusty free next year?

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is hope that Dusty will not manage your favorite team next year.

Provided that you are a Dodger fan.

I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher

by PeteyHendrix on Jul 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should all start claiming that we love Dusty

then Reds management will fire him… they cant have fans actually liking stuff that this team does

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manuel up, Sutton down

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 7, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Reds are undefeated

starting the second half of the season

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

but didn't that loss yesterday count for 2 losses?

What if that second one carried over?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Six pack of Shiner, new pack of cigarettes, no back pain and Soft Batch cookies

Just try to ruin my night NOW, Reds!

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Retweeted by @injuryexpert on Twitter

“@VoiceofWrigley: Zambrano will start on short rest tonight for the Cubs. After his fastball was off last time out? Yikes.”

I’m always happy when the news isn’t good for the Cubs.

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

me too!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

cell phon'd

"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09

by RedinWrigleyville on Jul 7, 2009 7:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Taveras gets on base and Votto doesn't

Something is wrong with this picture.

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Harang's first inning will be a good indicator of how the rest of the game will go

Let’s hope it’s a good one

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Taveras was safe as fuck

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes he was

These goddamn umps keep trying to screw us over again. Just like last night!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 7, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Team Mvp erases Utley

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Thread's quiet tonight

Can’t say I’m surprised

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

im doing laundry

maybe im looking for a distraction.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone is off mowing their respective lawn.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 7, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even better!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 7, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

methinks jch is....

gonna wash Mads’s daughter’s hair then mow her lawn.

Has lawnmower, will travel!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm roasting a chicken

I usually don’t cook anything so elaborate on weeknights, and now I remember why.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 7, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ron Popeil can help!

Set it and forget it.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 7, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi, Dusty

You know you’re playing the exact same lineup as last night right? The same one that was the offensive end of the worst lost in franchise history? Thank you!

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard with a home run

Well shit

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Feels like it was a grand slam

I almost feel like they get to carry runs over from last night

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 7:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

And this one's outta reach

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question about the mobile commenting...

Do people still own PDAs? Wouldn’t you just use a smart phone?

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

It's very laborious to log in and then comment

in the full site version on the iPhone, IMHO, anyway. Also takes forever for the full site to load sometimes, esp. when out of 3G range.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 7, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back to back home runs

What the FUCK?!

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

well here we go again

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Here we go again...

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Here we go again...

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 7, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

"pitch these guys inside"??

the Reds refuse to do that

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

so

Who the hell is our ace?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 7, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Owings

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe our starters - notably harang -

Are finally registering their frustration with the offense they’ve been furnished with. It could also be that the Phillies can hit really well.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Marty is really relishing the collapse.

It’s awesome. Hal brings up Gomes’s comment about how their performance today will tell what they’re made of, and Marty, a twinkle in his eye and a snarky tinge to his voice, jumps in: “Weeeeeell, they’re down 2-0 now!”

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 7, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, we're already 2 down...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

When Grande says Happ is 'sneaky fast'

it really means our batters are just absolutely clueless up there.

by DocRam on Jul 7, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruce's swing is terrible

And will remain so all fucking year, along with the double-A performance of the offense.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Once the starting pitching finishes its breakdown, we're the Nationals

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus, I really miss Edinson

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

a bunt?/ wtf

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait

I missed it.

How the fuck did Willy get out?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

WERTH TRIED TO THROW HIM OUT ON A BASE HIT

He needs one in the ear, then the backside for that

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh good, Dick Pole is coming out

I can only guess our pitchers have been flagrantly disregarding his wisdom these last few games

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice recovery by Harang

Now hopefully we can hit the damned ball!

by DocRam on Jul 7, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, you just got a stay of execution, Reds

Now get’s some fucking runs.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Stay of execution means they're being executed doesn't it?

Commutation?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stay is temporary suspension

commutation usually means a sentence isn’t enforced, but it can mean reduced

by ol Pete on Jul 7, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice job to limit the damge

I’ll watch another inning now, as I continue organizing my Civil War Magazines. If he’d gone deep I was going to devote full time to it

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

One of the neat things about living in VA

Is that all these names you know from the Civil War are all around you in everyday use. I used to live about 10 miles from Manassas. I cross Antietam Creek whenever I go home. Fredericksburg is about an hour south, and so on. Of course, it also means that I have to take Jefferson Davis Highway in to work every morning. Piss on those that tell me Northern Virginia isn’t really the South!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 7, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I guess that was pretty good, giving up only one run.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 7, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

a lead off hit?? boom boom clap

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

AFLAC...

23. I looked it up after last night

by DocRam on Jul 7, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

against?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mobile!

One drawback is that I can’t have MLB at bat running while also having the game thread up. Annnoying.

So someone tell me what’s going on?

by Brian B on Jul 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Woo hoo!!!!

I’m going back to listen to Marty. It’s unfortunate that mobile commenting debuts just a couple of weeks after MLB at bat make live broadcasts available. Oh well.

by Brian B on Jul 7, 2009 8:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

in play run(s)

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillips!

Attaboy

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

woo hoo BP

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

BP

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

2R HR BP

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

right back in this one

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

that's huge after the last few games

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

AlrightHarang settleinbaby settleinbaby nobatta nobatta nobatta

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

you were saying?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

good thing we got Willie for his "O"

because his “D” stinks

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

No kidding

Catcher triples easy – that’s on the Virus.

by ken on Jul 7, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

C-Pat gets that ball

or least holds it to a triple.

Virulent!

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

FTH?

The number 8 hitter? Who’s a catcher?

Did Bruce screw up?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 7, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

not really

he got over to dead center and kept it from being an inside the parker

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Taveras really gets himself lost out there

That was a catchable ball.

Then he tries to call of Jay Bruce when the ball skitters away from him. Why would we want your feeble arm throwing the ball in?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

His arm strength isn't bad

Accuracy is more of an issue with him.

by ken on Jul 7, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have yet to see him make a really strong throw

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much rather have Jay throw it if they both get there at the same time

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice lay by BP to keep the guy on 3rd

helps it was a catcher

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

nice job by Harang

now lets get some more runs

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

How did he get out of that

he’s a large orange primate and that’s a good thing

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey anybody with library type skills out there?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

a good program

to keep track of my magazines

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

Don’t forget i’m old. I just want something where I type in the issue number and be done with it, lol

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate seeing Bruce this way

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

how?

against lefties?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is ugly

I’m afraid his weakness in our order is hurting us bad too

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm afraid it's not just him.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

but is it time to maybe sit him down against lefties?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

For whom?

Not saying it shouldn’t happen, but none of the other outfielders can hit lefties either

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure

but right now, at this point in his career, they aren’t doing him any favors. I am not a fan of the lefty sitting against lefty plan but right now he has no confidence at the plate. Maybe a few days off will help restore that swagger

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

or maybe a good coach would too

have the Reds ever managed to help a player at the big league level? If you aren’t a finished product when you get here, you aren’t getting any better.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know 2 examples doesnt refute your point

im just trying really hard to think of anyone who has gotten better since coming to Cincy.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was being dramatic

I’m sure there are some examples, but do you ever hear a player say, “So and so coach showed me something and now I’m really awesome”?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe I said yesterday that I would pay all of my savings to hunt the coaching staff for sport

One of the things that I’m mad at Dusty for is not cleaning house with the coaching staff when he was hired.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 7, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eddie Taubensee

Are there a lot of players whose improvement is directly attributable to good coaching? Zobrist said something to that effect this year, but that’s the only recent example I can think of.

by ken on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't you just let me hate something for one?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bronson Arroyo

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Brandon Phillips

but I give no credits to the Reds Big League management for Votto. He’s a machine.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't disagree

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way

if he is platooned now he’ll never learn to hit them. he’s just 22 remember.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 7, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why I don't like about his approach

is how he almost instantly gets in the whole, why not take a few?

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps the hitting coach should be the one to talk to him about that

instead of eating bearclaws and watching reruns of “Jake and the Fat Man”.

‘cause that’s what Brook Jacoby is doing.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 7, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Right

I agree there’s no better option. I just don’t like seeing it happen.

I think he should be in the 2-hole. And also should try SOMETHING to adjust his stance. YOu wouldn’t want to do anything radical to cut down on his power, but he has a massive hole there and keeps golfing balls.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a full blown platoon

maybe just for 10-20 games

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can never tell when you people are serious or sarcastic

KEEP IT UP!

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol very true

but I just think any number of people would be better there, such as Nix

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't now

Laynce since June 5th: .194/.239/.313
Jay since June 5th: .219 /.296/.438

It’s selective endpoints, I know, but Nix isn’t exactly deserving of starting either.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you'll be happy to know

The Yankees will now allow fans to go to the bathroom during “God Bless America.”

Also, Brendan Harris is apparently the starting SS for the Twinkies, and is hitting .270. What did the Reds trade him for again?

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by BubbaFan on Jul 7, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing

A modicum of cash, I believe.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 7, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, well

It’s not like the Reds needed a SS anyway. And I bet he can’t pitch!

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by BubbaFan on Jul 7, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

(takes hat off)

Where ya at now, Courtney? Huh?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip trace him!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 7, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their funeral

Harris is a nice player but shouldn’t start at SS for a contending team.

by ken on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about for a .500 team?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's actually playing SS

much better this year. Could be just a fluke. Probably is. But he’s been decent.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 7, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Without seeing him play this year, I'd guess statistical fluke

Surprised to see him starting for a pitching and defense focused team. Plus, I think that a rangy SS would be more valuable when you play on turf.

by ken on Jul 7, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

really Chris?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Harang on the cusp of a "quality start"

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

another worthless stat

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 innings, 98 pitches

It’s been a good outing so far, Aaron, but I don’t think you’ll be sparing the bullpen tonight.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 7, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Schmidt

I hate seeing those clips and then hearing “he’s from Dayton”

We took Mike Miley in the draft 6 places in front of him back in the day. Ugh

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, we're losing.

Surprising.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 7, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

not...

any more

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

not winning either though

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yes!

Two for BP

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Hooha

BP two times Tuesday!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 7, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

BP says screw you Philly

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I turned the game off when it was 2-0

and now that we’re tied I’m afraid to turn it back on

For the sake of the team and for all of you, I’ll leave it off and go back to God of War 2

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better or worse than the original?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 7, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it a little more

Good example of taking what was right about the first one and making it better.

Once I move and get a new TV, I think a PS3 is in my future.

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

How was your game in Columbus?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of fun

My buddy was listening to the radio and said he could hear us over the Crew fans. We ended up going to the home bar of the Hudson Street Hooligans. We got a lot of dirty looks and a couple “What the FUCK???”s, but most of the people were cool. Except the guy who tried to come after me with a chair…

by Brendanukkah on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

on hudson you deserve it

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by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love it.

And, considering they’re on TV every week, he’ll be easy to keep track of. I think Jozy makes a move here too before the season starts.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

My fave Canuck doesn't have a hit yet

I know he;ll get one, but I think that cheesy Subway ad jinxed him and boosted Brandon (it was he first time I saw it anyway)

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Gordon Lightfoot is playing baseball now?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Believe it or not, Joey Votto has edged out some tough competition for fave Canuck status with me. For instance, I have a Canadian dog and Michael Shanks of Stargate is definitely high on the list lol

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you by any chance a Tragically Hip fan?

Because that’s one of my favorite bands of all time

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not, actually, but I'd never heard of them

I’m pretty rudimentary with my music knowledge, sound interesting though

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great game for BP

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

7 Ks for Harang

Showing those MFers his mettle

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm good at the grudge thing!

I still hate Bud Selig and the Brewers for that late night rained out game before the Mets wildcard playoff

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the Brewers more for the 2 games before the rain delay.

There are very few teams in MLB that I don’t hate to some degree. I also despise some minor league clubs.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 7, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

114 pitches for Harang

Does he come back out for the 7th?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 7, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, knowing Dusty

But no more

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. I wish I wouldn't have fallen asleep

I missed all of our offense for the entire week.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Owings in the On Deck Cirque

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know about Rhodes here

But I guess he’s fresh. Who else is still “available” besides Manuel?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Cordero

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volquez?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is the projected date for his return?

or have they set a time table yet?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine any Reds fan hoping the opposite of that

“Man, when Volquez comes back, I hope he sucks BALLS”

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeeeah... no

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

This always happens

We bring up an arm after a long bullpen night, and then Dusty won’t use him because it’s too close of a game. Same thing happened with Fisher, and Roenicke if I’m not mistaken.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arthur is pitching right now as if to say

“anyone else tired of this shit?”

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

double or error?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

remember their scorer sucks

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

called a hit

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it, sorry guys

I turned the game on for a second and that happened

Turned it off now.

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm assuming you had the game off for the rest of that inning

That could have gotten ugly… Thank you Arthur Rhodes for being old and dominate

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

they should up and in Werth once

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Here was your chance, Poodle

Could have put between his shoulder blades and saved Rhodes 3 pitches.

by DocRam on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Werth really that dangerous of a hitter?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh wait

Song of a bitch hit that home run earlier

Never mind

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

IBBing Werth

When they could save three pitches and just plunk him. ;-)

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by BubbaFan on Jul 7, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly!!!!

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playing with fire again with Rhodes here agains the righty

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah I kinda shouldnt spout off like that

Rhodes has given no reason to doubt his abilities.

He’s going to be ragged at the end of the season though.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

They gonna let Rhodes hit?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn't think so

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonna be Dickerson

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta support that move

not a good at bat but one helluva pitch sequence by the Phills RP

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

This tops all

Corey Feldman dressed as Wacko Jacko at a memorial service.
check the photo

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

bizarre

That boy ain’t right.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the shit was that call?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Well shit

You might as well have left Rhodes in there

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree and I'm not fully joking

Werth’s stats are inflated as Lous Anderson’s midsection

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be careful, or you're going to end up on SportsCenter with the Inquirer and Kenny Rosenthal

Philly was 2nd in the NL in runs scored last year. 1st in 2007 and 2006. I think they just have a good offense.

by ken on Jul 7, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

is Taveras really that fast?

or is it all hype?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I gotta think it's partly hype

I mean, the dudes fast sure… but nothing that blows me away

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

scratch optimism

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

obc son just said:

C’mon, we need better players!!!! Dad, can the Reds trade Dusty Baker?

Again, he’s 10.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

whoah there

it doesn’t take a genius to know that. All we’ve proven is that his kid has a brain.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

At 10 he has more sense than most baseball reporters I've heard lately...

I may puke the next time I hear someone say "And don’t look now, but Dusty Baker has the Reds playing .500 baseball. (Although admittedly we may not hear that again.)

by DocRam on Jul 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Reason 8,342 we need a real short stop.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

well said

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

or one that isnt going to be on the bench

nursing a sore arm from closing out a 21 run blowout the evening before.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

why didn't weathers try to catch that in the air?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

fat gut

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

bohica

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

put in Roenicke

go for the K

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would someone send a message for me to Stormy

and ask him to please throw strikes

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Well fuck

Leave him a voicemail then

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

bone head base running

saved weathers

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by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

bonehead headfirst dive into homeplate

and he was safe

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes he was

but we deserve a break

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good gravy

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

that guy was safe

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

technically, he didn't

he was just called out.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Votto threw a seed to the plate

but the guy got his arm in prior to the tag and the ump missed the call

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew

if Rollins hadn’t pulled up he might have beat that flip to the bag

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

whooooooooooo boy

i had visions of BP flipping that over Cherry’s head

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

And that's why we call him Stormy

At least we got out of that one… I think we may actually deserve to win this one

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta love him

He’s a Reds Hall of Famer one day

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's the modern day Tom Hume

he’s a Reds bullpen coach one day

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really only stormy because of Cherry

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must say... they have bounced back very well

I wouldn’t have been surprised to see them give up another 10-15 runs tonight

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go, Jo-ey

clap clap clapclapclap

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Joey with the hit!

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

terrible

2nd time this week Votto’s been screwed on a check swing call.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

horrible call

this crew sucks, but at least they are consistent about it

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

double for Votto

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

he makes me tingly in my privates

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Atta baby Jo-eh!

Knew he had to get one today.

by DocRam on Jul 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

In spirit

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's our boy

Really can’t seem to go a game without a hit

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Here we go BP

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

un fucking believable

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

dumbest move of the year

Ryan Howard, iron glove

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK?

Bunting? Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

That has Dusty's stink all over it

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

small bawl

playing for the one run inning

I can dig it

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, it's not a terrible call there

not sure I would have done it, but in that situation, you HAVE to do whatever it takes to get the lead. You don’t want to go into the bottom of the 9th tied.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't see any justification for it

Votto in scoring position already. You don’t give Lidge a free out.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm wrong now!

BUt maybe I’m right over 1,000 reps?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

all you need is one run

I’m the number one advocate for not giving up outs, but in that situation, you have to get the runner to 3rd.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is up in the 9th for Philly?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't matter

we’re paying Cordero $12 million a year to get 3 outs in the ninth with a lead, regardless of who is up.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

or

utley, howard, werth

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you change your tune if the offense is that of the Dodgers or Phils?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe, but doubtful

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see your logic, I'm just curious what the

difference in scoring potential in that situation is against Lidge.. if such a thing can be determined

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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure

but in general, runner on 3rd with one out is 0.983 runs expected. Runner on 2nd with 0 out is 1.189 runs expected. But, a runner on 2nd with 1 out is 0.725.

The failure to get the runner to 3rd is much more damaging than the out.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to know

Yes, Coco should be entrusted to do his overpaid job.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about the stats on a non-offensive team like the reds

isnt that figuring the offense is “league average”?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

it figures everything is average

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st pitch out... huh

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Sac bunt.

Since we’re nails at getting runners in from 3rd

by DocRam on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Team MVP

with a shot at a 9th inning ribeye.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way-

Dusty is a moron… that is all

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

he's ok on that call

play for the one run lead and get Cordero in the game

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

unreal

the guy is hot tonight and you bunt him???? I could see it if we had some solid guys behind him but come on…

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

now it's all up to Ray-Moan...

Dusty… please grow a brain or something

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Bingo

Ray-moan!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

there we go!

4-3!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruce backwards K here?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

RAMON!!!!

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

even though it worked

I would not have bunted BP there

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I would have

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

well you are a genius though

just like Dusty

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard did the team a huge favor

I will send him flowers in the morning

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would have also

Caleb with the rare 20/20 anti-hindsight! : )

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame Boobs

I used to be a big fan of the bunt. Until he sent me that book.

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by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont let em fool ya

the bunt has its applications, mainly late, late in games.

example A: this evening. BP has a, what, 27% chance of getting a hit in that sitch?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was Ramon's?

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by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

25%

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Bruce

Make us happy

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

RAYMON!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Brucie

tag one brother

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

RAYMOAN'D

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

John Fayman always writes

like he’s drunk off his ass

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

i salute him if that's the case

Will Carroll wouldnt have a beer with the RR’ers b/c he was “working”.

Booooooooo!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually he writes like I do

when I’m drunk off my ass

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flags!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

piss poor base running

the runner should have stopped

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

the runner should have tackled Utley so he couldn't bat in the 9th

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey!!!

something I agree with :)

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go CoCo!

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone notice that in that cheesy commerical

BP says “turn 2, turn 2” and Votto says “Play at 1st”… and then BP plays a ground ball, throws it to Votto and the announcer says “there’s the play we needed”…

That bugs me for some reason

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I just noticed how chesy that ad was

I want to see BP and Joey V fo an ad with the king of BK, that would be better

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joey!!!, Ramon!!!

They need bear hugs, but that Bruce insitagted double play was uglier than Lidge

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess Janish isn't available

but it’d be nice to have him sub for Hairston in the bottom of the 9th

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

need him for the 11th inning

on the mount

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

mound*

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont hit it to EE, dont hit it to EE

its like the Les Nessman WKRP softball episode…

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

or short

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was on yesterday, fwiw

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehehe

yeah, he’s watched it 5 times already via TiVo. God love WGN.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 OUT

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

(insert flag here)

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

obc son called a K here, pre-AB

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

some genius that kid is

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he predicted the ball wouldnt be hit

so there’s that

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Coco

Don’t make me drink myself to sleep tonight

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

holy crap

where is my Nitro?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

geeeeze

making it as close as he can without it going out

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Wowza... Too close for comfort...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

...and this one belongs to the Reds!!!!

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

GAME

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT REDS WIN

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOHOO

.500!!!!!!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Back to .500 ladies and gents.

I wasn’t sure we would ever win again.

by DocRam on Jul 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Winnah!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

winnah

chicken dinnah

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS ONE BELONGS TO THE REDS

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

BP is the player of the game on this one

bar none

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillies vs Phillips

Phillips wins with a little help from Votto and Hernandez, and Harang!

by Red_Poodle on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea yea yea yea yea

Mad props to Harang, BP and Ramon

This team continues to toy with my heart.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

and nice grit

by Weathers and Rhodes

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey look

the Reds won a start by Harang, and he didn’t get any credit.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

That NEVER happens

Seriously… He’s gotta be at least slightly upset about that

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

This almost makes up for the Pujols game

I didnt expect to pull one out after the 8th inning vs the Phils. Good times!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

ok kids off to my magazines

nice chatting with ya Slider!!

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

dude

are you coming down on the 18th?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP says yesterday opened their eyes

Maybe that will be a turning point of the season in a good way?

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

they felt "violated"

hmmmm…….

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can hope

This was a good one. Hopefully Pwnings and Homer can replicate their previous starts.

by ken on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every time I think I'm out, this team pulls me back in

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

They are cruel that way

I had given up on the season after last night… content to never win another game… now I feel like we have win ’em all again

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rhodes-Weathers-Cordero works quite nicely

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed it does

When they don’t fall apart any way

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 7, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

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