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obc at a Reds game in 1993

It's been a while since we've had a Red Reporter sanctioned event at the ol' ball yard.  With at least two prominent Red Reporters coming to town for a big series against the Milwaukee Brewers, I'd say we have reason enough for another outing.

So clear your schedules for Saturday, July 18th.  The Reds take on the Brewers in a 7:10 affair at Great American Ballpark.  It is the 3rd game in a 4-game series that immediately follows the All Star break.  Because of the break, it's impossible to tell who will start for the Reds, but even money is that it will be Bronson Arroyo since he seems to start at every RR event.

If you will be in the area that weekend, I hope you will consider coming to the game.  I say this every time, mainly because it's true, but I have yet to meet somebody from Red Reporter that I felt the need to call the cops on.  Everybody I've met is fairly normal and down to Earth and we typically have a great time hanging out at the games together.  I hope you'll consider joining us.

I'll have more meet up details as the date gets closer.

Poll
Will you be attending the RR outing to GABP on July 18th?
Yes
12 votes
Maybe
6 votes
No
9 votes

27 votes | Poll has closed

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obc scored blue seats?

That lucky bastard! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there was something so truthful about Cincinnati separating the quality of seats at Riverfront on the basis of color.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 6, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

I’ll be there!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 6, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

next game i have Section 117 for is 8/15.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 6, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, well, well

I will just happen to be in Cincy that weekend and I was planning on going to this game anyway. I will be at Terry’s before for food if anyone would like to join me.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 6, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we's everybody always picking on me?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 6, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

given your propensity to be a front-runner

I figured you were probably a big Blue Jays fan back in the early 90s.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 6, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a front runner? moi?

Mr Reds, Bengals, Bobcats Fan?!?

Although I will admit i’ve adopted UK basketball (mainly b/c the ex was a Dookie)

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 6, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

still can

you can even bring your own bourbon to the game. just gotta be sly about it….

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 6, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Step off, George!

Da ex just called and pleaded for the kids on the 18th. Is there a promotional giveaway that day?

Looks like we’re having a drinking contest after all, bitches. I wanna be paired up against Mads in the first round so I can wipe the floor with his tired ass…

And i anticipate either ash or jch will win the other side of the bracket.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 6, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Obviously you've never gone head to head with a Vet drunk before

I’ll be just getting warmed up and ready to start on Jeremy ’bout the time they cart your sorry ass out to the car.

I’ll be checking with D#2 to see if she is interested in attending, although she has like 3 guys hollering at her…so I may have to bring D#3…we’ll see

Wipe the floor my ass..I just look old and burned out….although if we do team drinking I want Ash as my partner…we’d kill

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 6, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's Edie V's bobblehead night.

So, yes. A giveaway

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 6, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh shit

that’s the same night. We gonna have to buy tickets beforehand folks.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 6, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the sooner the better

is Mads still in charge of getting group ducats?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 6, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm looking at getting a Freedom game together

but I’m relly fucking busy so give me some space…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 7, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holler

if you relly need some help

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get really fucking busy

or get busy fucking. That’s what I always say . . .

by Brian B on Jul 10, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In, if that wasn't already obvious

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 6, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Your boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble!

Hello again you bunch of degenerates, I missed you all dearly. Except obc, who kept texting me at inopportune times to ask what I was wearing.

I will be there on the 18th to meet the infallible ’nukkah. What other “prominent” RR will be there?

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 6, 2009 4:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Me.

And did Ash forward you a photo from this past Sunday’s game. If not, tell her to send it to you and make a fanpost out of it (or post the item online and I will). It’s awesome.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 6, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hhhhmmmm, no photo

Just got the description and looooooved it. And you know, you guys can make your own damned FanPosts. I’m not your trained monkey! :)

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 6, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She can't post the photo though. I'll make the FanPost if you can post the photo online.

See? Or, at least, I believe that’s what she was telling me. I was distracted by sweetness.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 6, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have the pic though

She’ll have to send it to me.

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 6, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 6, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw you all, I've been busy.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 6, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Negative, Ghostrider.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 6, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blah, blah, blah.

We kid because we love, Ash. And hate. But mostly love. Also, I’m thinking about popping the collar of my green Polo and then getting a tattoo on my lower back. What do you think?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 6, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that I will have to make fun of you.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I voted yes, because I'm in.

Slyde, we gotta work out the ticket exchange. You wanna mail them or meet up before the game?

Let’s hope it’s Bailey, if Dusty hasn’t destroyed him too by then..

by Brian B on Jul 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

let's just meet up before the game

since I’m gonna be down there anyway.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 6, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOT for mobile commenting!

And for awesome free scout seat RR tickets!

by Brian B on Jul 7, 2009 8:37 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

so you know who I am when you see me,

here’s my Simpsons avatar
My avatar
I’m sure no one else looks like this at GABP.

by Brian B on Jul 10, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I'm in

I desperately need to make time to see the family up in Ohio, and I’m long overdue for a Reds game.

by chesirecat on Jul 6, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I will buy you a beer

and a hooker. You’ve earned it.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 6, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. That's generous - those beers are expensive.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 6, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have been to how many games with you, and not one hooker?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 7, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't be held responsible for adding more children to this overpopulated planet.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

common

we’ve seen Slyde’s ability to handle a scalper…what makes you think he can handle a pimp?

no tickets, no hookers, no soup for you!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pshaw, all hookers are sterile. Everyone knows this.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 7, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You never went and me no hooker

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 7, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you no hooker?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is 'You never went and got me no hooker,muthuh fuckuh"

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 7, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scrabbles

I’m not going to be able to make any type of Columbus RR get together tomorrow as they’re announcing our make up softball games one at a time. We’ll have to get something planned soon, though.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 7, 2009 8:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think you should come down to Cincinnati on July 18th

all of you in Columbus need to rent a bus, buy a keg, and arrive in style.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's actually one weekend I have free.

Get Scrabbles, FVA, Caleb, Red Menace, Saboscork, etc. and this idea might have some traction.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 7, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i cant do anything tomorrow as well

and since no word has been said about it in a while i just figured it wasnt going to work. i think the 18th is a great idea, but i have an old college buddy coming into town for the weekend and i need to talk him into it.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 7, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd go.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 7, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to do an official count thread later (tomorrow probably)

but right now, this is the layout I’ve got:

In (already have tix):
Brendanukkah
Brian B

In (need tix):
Slyde
Farneyismycopilot
obc2
Madvile + ?
BK
jch24

Maybe in:
chesirecat
Charlie Scrabbles
3 Fast 3 Furious
Ash?
sukr?

I’m probably going down to the park on Friday on official bidness, so I’ll buy tix then. I’ll need an accurate count by then or you are on your own.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 11:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm in, but I can get my own ticket if need be. If that's the case, just let me know where you're sittin'.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 7, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't mind buying tix

just want a count.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mads is officially "in"?

i’ll bring the Hennessey!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll bring the Ensure!

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 7, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you ever pay Ash that dollar?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 7, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw Ash and screw her dollar

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 7, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's all it costs these days?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, with the economy the way it is...

Yes, jch gave me the dollar.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 7, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

always the tease

I’m 99% in and possibly a daughter or two…I’ll know who’s coming by this weekend

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 7, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll have the tickets on Friday

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK I'll hustle to get my ticket count to you ASAP

I believe that its Ash’s turn to buy my ticket BTW

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 7, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll spot Mads a ticket.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 7, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

View Level?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus a hot dog, beer and some pizza...and I like those ice cream dot things too

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"You'll get nothing and like it!"

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes dear

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 10, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've created a facebook page for Red Reporter and event for this event

You can access the page here.

You can access the event via the page. I invited everyone that I was already facebook friends with, I think. But it should be open to the general public, I think.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 7, 2009 12:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This could quite possibly be our last Reds game for a while before we move

I am scheduled to close that night but I’ll see if I can get someone to switch shifts/someone to switch days/fired.

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Jul 7, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll def think about it

I’ll let you guys all know asap

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Jul 7, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hmm

wonder why my comment on this was deleted.

by Daedalus on Jul 9, 2009 5:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Slyde get my ticket? Did Ash pay for it?

I’m going to have to come by myself..D#1 is in Vegas. D#2 – Vegas too, son – Gulf Coast fla….D#3 back from Ghana has decided to party in NYC for a while…What’s that – The Fabulous Mrs. M….too many NERDS says she…if she only knew,,,

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pssshhaaww

Fun young folks should always get together and celebrate life with a couple threee brews

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 11, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately I'm not going to be able to get a shout out on the Jumbotron Saturday

The Reds are really cutting down on the free messages, apparently.

I have robot insurance.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 15, 2009 11:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tight-asses.

the good thing is that we are sitting up near the top of the Moon Deck. They always show people there. I smell and Ash-obc kiss cam!!!! (or a jch f*ck-cam)

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 15, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So did Slyde trade in the bleacher seats for field level yet?

I want to sit as close to dusty as I can, cause Ash won’t sit next to me…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 15, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she won't?

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by 'tHan on Jul 15, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She'd rather be snugglingup to jch and obc...(better not get close to jch...he be a babydaddy...

Slyde and BK and I just sat and drank at our last outing….

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 15, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ash, obc, and myself are a bunch of loudasses

If you want to be involved, you have to crank the decibel level up a bit.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 15, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should type in all caps

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by 'tHan on Jul 15, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT THAT'S RUDE

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 15, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would appear the Reds are full of ideas on Saturday

These two e-mail just came to me from Butcher

At noon on Saturday, July 18th, Cincinnati Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips and first baseman Joey Votto will serve up subs at a Cincinnati SUBWAY® restaurant. One hundred percent of sales from the players’ hour-long stint as sandwich artists, as well as any tips, will be donated to the Reds Community Fund. … The event is scheduled for Saturday from noon to 1:00 p.m. at the SUBWAY® restaurant at 6491 Bridgetown Road in Cincinnati. Reds mascot Mr. Redlegs will be on hand from 11:00 a.m. to noon, and fellow mascot Rosie Red will take over from noon to 1:00 p.m.. The Reds Rover, the team’s promotional marketing vehicle, will be stationed at the store from 11:00 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. with free Reds promotional items to give away. A group of little leaguers supported by the Reds Community Fund through the Cincinnati Recreation Commission’s Westwood branch will also attend the event. Please note: The players will not be signing autographs during this appearance.

JCH … that’s our territory.

Also, this is for Slyde

Saturday, July 18 – Cincinnati Reds vs. Milwaukee Brewers, 7:10 pm – Brewers series … 3rd Annual Bob Sumerel High School Baseball Coach of the Year Award: During pregame ceremonies, Tim Held from Moeller High School will be presented with the 2009 Bob Sumerel Coach of the Year Award.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 15, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

heh

I’d love to see that. Speaking as someone with years of experience in sub manufacturing…it’s not as easy as it looks!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 15, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gonna be Harang vs. Parra on Saturday

Hooray, it’s not Arroyo!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 15, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yippee

think the Reds can score more 2 runs for him?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 15, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shoulda been Micah dammit

he’s our #4 starter!

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 15, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want micah!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 15, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No shit.. esp. the way Aaron's been pitching Bp lately

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 15, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what are you talking about?

Harang hasn’t pitched that bad lately

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 15, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sources have indicated he's toast

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by 'tHan on Jul 15, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um has too...

He’s starting to remind me a bit of Brons-on – Brons-off

But I’m way more concerned about Voltron than Harang…I hope he comes back on fire…Harang still has some jiuce but I’d trade him now before the squeeze is done.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 15, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez Slyde you're always quoting the facts...loosen up a bit buddy..

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 15, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They'll be the drunk ones ... being escorted out of the building.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just look for a group of people wearing Reds caps and drinking

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 16, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'ing this, and

Jesus Christ! 4:00 AM, Mads?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 16, 2009 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has a "going problem"

at his age, he has to get up 7 or 8 times a night to pee. Might as well check out the internets while you do it.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 16, 2009 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sllep is overated

Urination is not.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 16, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the words of the Great Weird Al

They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got ’em all printed out on my bedsheets

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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I know the moment we're o TV, I swear I will take my shirt off and attempt to crowd surf

Hell, that’s not a bad idea for the 7th inning strech come to think of it….

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 16, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question

Where is Bar Louie?

Often wrong, never uncertain.

by sidnancy on Jul 16, 2009 11:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Newport on the Levee

are you coming Saturday?

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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Hide the wimmen and children!

Actually, I can’t stay very late after the game, but I’ll certainly be there by 4:30 (earlier, depending on my golf game Saturday morning).

Often wrong, never uncertain.

by sidnancy on Jul 16, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome

I will annoy you with trade industry questions

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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be sending out an email to everyone who has tickets

with the planned itinerary and contact info.

Anybody else who wants to meet up but isn’t getting a ticket from me should let me know here so that I can copy them on the email.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 16, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Itinerary

5:30 Bar Louie
6:30 Game
After Game Look at each other and say “what are we gonna do now”, “I don’t know”, “I don’t care whatever”, “Let’s go to Schimmer’s”, “ugh, we hate schimmers”, “how bout gameworks?”, “Ok Gameworks it is”, “shit, Gameworks is closed”, “Let’s go back to Bar Louie”, “oK”, “Can we have a table for 15?”, “sure, we have four different tables that will seat four each at four different corners of the restaurant.”, “awesome”, “i wanna go to Bill’s and play Trivial Pursuit”.

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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How come I've never been invited to obc's house for Trivial Pursuit?

I would destroy you guys!

And that is basically the itinerary, though I think so people (you included) are showing up around 5pm because they don’t want to pay two extra dollars for parking. Also, we’ll be leaving Bar Louie at 6:15, not 6:30.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 16, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me and Tommy

destroyed bill, jeremy, and ash at trivial pursuit

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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh?

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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nevermind

Had it in my mind as Trivia Pursuit.

by ken on Jul 16, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure those weren't the teams, you drunk.

But yeah, we lost :(

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 16, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's the way I remember it :-)

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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

those weren't the teams

wait, we played Trivia Pursuit?

I remember Ash tearing shit up at Cock N Bull, however.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 16, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I lurve that place.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 17, 2009 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are you still doing up?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 17, 2009 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, it's been one of them nights.

One of them fun nights. And Charlize takes Scarlett, any day. Get over it.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 17, 2009 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds good.

Also, you’re wrong. And I don’t trust your opinion cuz you’re not gay.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 17, 2009 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

scarlett is better than charlize

no contest

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by 'tHan on Jul 17, 2009 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hate to tell you

But I need to talk to you about some thing other than the car biz.

Often wrong, never uncertain.

by sidnancy on Jul 17, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

your retarded

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 18, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so r u

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 18, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha....I've not been invited either...I rule on the original TP

all of the later versions are just posers.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 16, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahem

I am better than you at Trivial Pursuits.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 16, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahem

I have a Philosophy degree.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 16, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahem

i have a MASTERS in philosophy. all y’all can suck it.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 16, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as BK can attest, the only degree that matters

is a bachelor’s in computer science

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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure he'd agree with you on that right now

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 16, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you've not told me about this WHY?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 16, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it just came available...

it’s working internet leads (no selling)

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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn - I only want to sell

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 17, 2009 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If that's what you wanna do

there’s a $2,000 signing bonus

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by 'tHan on Jul 17, 2009 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What color are those red fire trucks?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 16, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kick ass at Trivial Pursuit. Consider yourself put on notice.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 16, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

throwdown!

let’s skip the reds game and just play trivial pursuit!

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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 17, 2009 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will fucking DESTROY you at trivial pursuit

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 18, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's on the second floor, on the left side of the building if you're walking in from the front

Can’t miss it.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 16, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless...

…you’re not from Cinci and have no idea where Newport on the Levee is.

I mapquested it; where is a good place to park?

Often wrong, never uncertain.

by sidnancy on Jul 16, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is a parking garage at Newport on the Levee

It is $3 before 5pm.

When you exit off of I-471, take a left and keep going straight until you are stopped by the parking attendant.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 16, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Send me an email at hurricanseason2001@yahoo.com

and I’ll send you my phone number in case you need directions when you get close.

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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just drove through the night to get to Bloomington

so I’m only a few hours from Cincinnati!

When I put it that way, it’s not as exciting as I thought.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 16, 2009 11:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

get some rest. Glad you could make it close.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 16, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get some Rest ?

The thought of meeting Gray and JD and well everyone keeps me up late at night practicing the RR handshake and trying to remember the Pledge Song…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 17, 2009 2:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

its Gameday, boys and girls

Edwin is on a hot streak, jch may wear the douchebag t-shirt after all and im vowing to go 24 hours without uttering Micah or Rosales.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 18, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SidNancy has left

He said he should be at Bar Louie about 4:30, which is also the time I’ll probably show up there. If anyone needs directions, parking info, or a number to call to make sure they are approaching the right people send me and email and I’ll send you back my phone number.

hurricanseason2001@yahoo.com

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by 'tHan on Jul 18, 2009 1:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what time do you plan on passing out? oh, and where?

bring your medic alert this time!

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 18, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I plan on passing out around the 7th inning after a choice hurl or two on you and jch24....

Nothing like blowing chinks at the game…nothing

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 18, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's racist!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 18, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whoops! I mean blowing chimps....no wait - blowing CHUNKS

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 18, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hang tight for the Eyewitness Report, folks

jch24 had his camera go home with da Ash and reportedly there are some “great” pics.

im hoping he had the foresight to capture the essence of the South Milwaukee Assclowns. (SMA’s)

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 19, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a pic but I don't know how to get it from my phone to RR.com

Unless… I text it to Slyde and he forwards it to jch.

There. Done.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

text it to me

I’ll get it posted.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 20, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried.

But I got a message: “Network Unavailable.”

My phone is not necessarily a smart phone but it may be outsmarting me.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 20, 2009 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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