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St. Louis Cardinals at Cincinnati Reds, Jul 3, 2009 7:10 PM EDT



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St. Louis Cardinals
@ Cincinnati Reds

Friday, Jul 3, 2009, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Joel Pineiro vs Homer Bailey

Partly cloudy. Game time temperature around 80.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Joel Pineiro 6-9 3.44 1.18 42 12



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Homer Bailey 1-0 8.68 2.04 5 13


Thom Brennaman was saying in yesterday's game that it's hard to overstate the importance of tonight's start for Homer Bailey.  I have to say that I agree with him.  The Cardinals are tied for first with the Brewers and the Reds are just 2 games back.  A series win won't necessarily put the Reds in first, but it is still an absolute must.  Winning tonight makes a series win that much easier.

Oh, and the game is sold out.

No pressure, Homer, but the Reds really need you to be on your game tonight.  Hopefully you've got that splitter working.

Pitcher Witch Dave Duncan has worked his magic once again with Joel Pineiro.  Somehow, Pineiro has managed to put together some good numbers despite striking out just 3.8 batters per 9 IP.  The main cause for his success is his league leading walk-rate (1.1 BB/9) and home run rate (0.3 HR/9).  So, it's probably not a good idea to sit around waiting for a walk or a 3-run home run.  Thankfully, that's not this team's forte.

The good thing going for the Reds as they head into this series is that the Cardinals' offense hasn't been doing much lately either.  Over their last 11 games, they've managed just 2.5 R/G.  What's truly amazing about that is that Albert Pujols has been batting .375/.545/.875 during those 11 games.  The lesson here is that if you are going to pitch to Pujols, you better not let anybody else get on base in front of him.

This is about the 5th HUGE series for the Reds so far this year, and I can't think of a single time that they have stepped up and performed in those situations.  This would be an opportunte time to finally step up.  It's a holiday weekend and they are going to have some big crowds.  Sounds like a great time to energize the fans and the city, doesn't it?

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I really think we need this game

Looking ahead to the Arroyo-Carpenter matchup on Sunday.

by Red Menace on Jul 3, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

definitely

Today and tomorrow are crucial. Damn, I wish Harang or Cueto were pitching at least one of these games.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 3, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

First!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cubs and Brewers tied 1-1 heading to 10th

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 3, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

F the cubs!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 3, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homer

6IP, 5H, 2ER (both solo shots by Pujols which hit the Tundra), 5K, 4BB.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 3, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

9 baserunners and only 2 runs, both on homers??

No one’s gonna be on in front of Albert eh?

by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This at-bat in the Cubs/Brewers game is epic

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And it's over Cubs win on walk-off walk

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On a nine-pitch at bat, including four straight foul balls.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why couln't we beat those stinkin' Brewers like that?

Oh well, we will when they come to town. I really hope Homer has got the stuff tonight. I really believe that if he could hit his marks, he would be pretty incredible. The speed he brings, after throwing over 100 pitches, is impressive. Bring us a win Homer!!!!

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Lineups

REDS:

Dickerson LF
Taveras CF
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Bruce RF
Hernandez C
Hairston 3B
Janish SS
Bailey P

CARDS:

Schumaker 2B
Duncan LF
Pujols 1B
Ludwick RF
Ankiel CF
Molina C
Thurston 3B
Pineiro P
Ryan SS

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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 6:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why is edwin not starting?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 3, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or Gomes or Hanigan?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

'cause Dusty's not sure he's ready

Via the Fayplacement:

Encarnacion, activated today from the DL, might play Saturday. “I’ve got to see him a day or so first,” manager Dusty Baker said. “I might play him tomorrow. We’ll see.”

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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just have to say

Six Feet Under is one of the most messed up shows on TV (just finished Season 2)

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

woo! gametime!

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you know Chris Duncan is Dave Duncan's son?

and Jerome Bettis is from Detroit

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa. whoa. Clutch!

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yaaay homer...

Quiet in here. You’d think it was a holiday or something.

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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homer!

Now please do that for about..um..8 more innings

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how's Homer looking?

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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1 hit, 1 walk, 2 Ks

one K was Pujols in which he complained a bunch to the ump

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

22 pitches

He’s no Luke Hochevar.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Much, much better

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dickerson with a leadoff double!

And now we drive him in with…. Willy Taveras. Oof.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In play, run(s)!!

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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU WILLY!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAVOC.

GOD DAMMIT WILLY

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gah. gameday is broken. what happened?

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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gameday's fine

Try re-loading.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willy was tagging up from 2nd on the fly ball for some reason, Ludwick gunned him down

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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good think Willy wasn't leading off

Or there would be no one ahead of him to score.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

judging from Gameday

Homer’s not throwing as fast, but is locating better.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i think they said his fastball was 97

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 3, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's not what Gameday is showing

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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It hit 97 in the first inning.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got a few strikes on Pujols with the splitter too

That’s looking great

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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't understand FoxSports in NC at all.

Tonight they’re showing the feed from FSTennessee, which covers the Cardinals. Huh.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reds sign Humberto Valor

From MLB Trade Rumors:

Kiley McDaniel tweets that the Reds have signed Venezuelan shortstop Humberto Valor. Terms of the deal are not yet known. Valor was rated as the 25th best prospect on the international market this year by Baseball America’s Ben Badler, and is said be a solid all-around player with good instincts and very good defense at short.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo hoo!

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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap.

Cherry looks hurt.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Slid hard into the fence in front of the Cards dugout.

He’s stayin’ in.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch!

Cherry, i s down. Hi all.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EdE time?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope, he's stayin out there

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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, at least we're making Pineiro (sp?) work.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep, totally driving him nuts. His arm may just fall off.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW

Nice play cherry

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

put a star by that one

nice job, cherry

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cripes Bailey.

Keep it up you crazy fucker.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's all jacked up after K-ing Albert

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding.

This is awesome.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's our Old Hoss.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

first pitch swinging again

please stop

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap ...

Aflac question:

Last Red to lead the NL in outfield assists.

Answer:

Pete Rose

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Jay Bruce's at-bat music: I'm on a Boat?

Yes. Yes, it is. That’s funny.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And then he doubles on the first pitch.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn't that be Bronson's music?

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

BRUUUUUUUUUCEEE

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's flat-out solid.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kind of miss that Pronto isn't around to tell us how terrible that is.

Ehh, not really.

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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to my sources, you are correct.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose that worked out for them, too.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adam Dunn has one fewer home run than the Nats have wins.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's have a very TTO night, tonight.

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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suck it, Pujols.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wily with a hit! To the outfield!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Willy-T

earning his paycheck tonight.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He still owes us several million.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright Brandon, don't swing out of your damned shoes.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BP!!!

2-0!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wohooo

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey a hit batter.

Hernandez, realizing he’s now Cincy’s catcher, provides his best Jason Larue impression.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes. One covered with fur and that has fangs.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rawr.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cherry!!!

3-0!!!

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3-0!!!

Hairston’s having a great game.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can you say...

Homer’s “Independence” party (from the minor leagues) is ON…and the Reds a game out of first!

by Green Hammer on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff hit, walk, K'd Pujols with the splitter, flyout to right, and another K.

That was the first inning. Since then, only one person has reached base a HBP.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 Ks I think

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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

most people have lives

And have something else to do on holiday Friday nights. ;-)

And some of us are superstitious, and don’t want to jinx anything.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There aren't many people here. Those that are here are doing so.

And just as I type that Molina doubles.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

reply'd

/such a jackass

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW

GD says that fastball was 97 MPH. After 90 pitches

psyched

by ThePensive on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Do we leave him in for the 8th?

Is this a stupid question? 93 pitches…

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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's crusing at this point

why not?

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, I'm just thought that Dusty wouldn't for some reason

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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, he just flew out so I'm guessing you pitch him.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure...bottom of lineup coming up and only 93 pitches so far...

and with a one hitter going…H to the Y…but then again, Dusty is managing…so who knows.

by Green Hammer on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, am I counting this right?

He got 20 in a row out?

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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was 14 in a row. Then the HBP. Then how ever many it was until the double.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahh, I wasn't paying close attention, I must have missed that.

Thanks.

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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a HBP on Thurston in the 5th

7 between that at the Molina double.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seven innings, two hits...

NOYCE.

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by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOMER is amazing tonight

when he whiffed Pujols, I think he became the sexiest player of the week (not that that is a stat)

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only the week?

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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's competing

with that sexy foreign guy.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taveras?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol, yes

Bubba, I don’t know to whom you refer but I must presume you mean Ramon Hernandez, or that striking Canadian down at 1B

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this guy

You love the exotic type. You know, not a first cousin or sibling…. ;-)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was feeling like crap

until I saw this post, very nice lol—you do know me well

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poodle,

you’re a lady?

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homer the misnomer

this here evening.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Almost forgot,

Hairston is is doing a nice job—clutch hit tonight makes up for that travesty yesterday

The only negative is that my favorirte Canadian is working an ofer. Not to worry, he will hit one in the river in the bottom o the eighth

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit.

Please pull him Dusty.

Great outing Homer.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fantastic outing, in a little too long

I hope we can get out of this jam, Homer pitched his heart out and it would be terrible for him not to get this win

Obviously it would be horrible not to win at all!

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quite woman.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good job Cincy crowd.

Standing O.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

*golf clap*

Well done, Old Hoss. A well deserved standing O.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hope Rhodesy gets em out...as Homer...

doesn’t deserve to get his ERA or WL record knocked around after that start.

by Green Hammer on Jul 3, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

His WL won't be touched. He can only win the game.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christ, Rhodes.

And here comes Stormy.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ruh roh.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well.

I got here at a shitty time

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh jeez...Mr. P. with the sacks full...

and Stormy headed to the mound…

K some A Stormy!

by Green Hammer on Jul 3, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

9 for 18 against Weathers and Dusty brings him in? This loss is on Dusty.....

Shoulda had someone else warming up in the bullpen……..Herrera or Masset maybe? Pujols hasn’t seen those guys much. Bad move by Dusty.

by Dude Rock on Jul 3, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not gonna take a lefty out for a lefty

Masset would have been my choice, or Roenicke if you trust him yet.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop blowing Pujols Marty

Let’s get this sumbitch out

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU DAVID WEATHERS!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm recing this.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we lose this

Completely. And utterly. On Dusty

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

....

Way to go Reds.

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

9 for fucking 18 with two fucking homers

9 FOR 18 WITH TWO FUCKING HOMERS

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No that's domination, is what that is

And Darren Baker is too friggin’ retard to pay attention to it

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rumor time

Pujols is on roids

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm on board

There is something not human about that guy

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Hell Reds

Do Not Lose This Goddamn Game

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

did I show up at the wrong time!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

.........

We should’ve hit him.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

crapola

I’m watching Gameday, bases loaded, Pujols at the plate, Stormy on the mound. Not looking good. “In play, run(s)”

Please, anything but a grand slam…

“Albert Pujols hits a grand slam (31)…”

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Marty is right.

FUCKING WALK HIM!

I don’t give a shit if the bases are loaded. Walk him and give up 1 run. I’m tired of this.

NEVER let Albert Pujols beat you. Never.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I said when he came up, just walk him.

Still up by 2.

Guess down by 1 isn’t a bad trade off.

by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you, Dusty.

Fuck you, Stormy.

That is all.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, there she is.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I spent about five minutes almost breaking shit (I'm not at home, so I didn't)

and then figured I’d go somewhere where people would understand my pain.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're amongst friends?drunk?degenerates? You're amongst degenerates.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Missed this game so far, but came home in time to wsee albert take Stormy deep

Looks like Homer’s getting his shit together.

Now we’ll see what this team is made of.

Look at the stache on Kinney – speaking of gay

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There, there Poodle.

We have a little rally going here.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't hold back Poodle

Do you own a gun…?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Votto and BP!

We need to get this run in. Now.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Punch them in the nuts!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK YEAH RALLY CAPS TOO

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SCORE THIS RUN

OR CAPS WILL CONTINUE TO BE USED

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY CAPS!

boom-boom clap

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that is a pretty solid fu-man-chu on Kinney

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OUR ONE LAST GREAT HOPE — TONY LA RUSSA'S MANAGING

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Will Bruce bunt?

If there is ever a good time for a bunt its now…but I hate to take the bat out of Jay’s hands

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THEY DID IT YESTERDAY AND IT WORKED.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FORGET HIM.

I’D HATE TO TAKE IT OUT OF VOTTO’S HAND. BRUCE? PUT IT ON THE GROUND, BIG GUY.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bunt Bruce

I hate to do it but it makes too much sense here.

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES HE IS

GET THIS DAMN RUN IN

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HIS MOTHER IS ASHAMED.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

woooo!

Way to go Jay

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ALRIGHT. NOW JUST A SINGLE.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OR A SAC FLY

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOOD POINT.

(I LOVE HOW IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great job BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCe

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOD BUNT JAY

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

950 pitching changes from here on out, people

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LA RUSSA VS. DUSTY

KNIFEY SPOONEY AT ITS FINEST

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHA

I HATE TLR’S MANAGING WITH A PASSION

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHO THIS GUY?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, the guy who falls asleep in intersections.

*Too lazy to find a pic or the YouTube video. Sorry.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WILL THIS DO?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WELSH BRINGS UP A GREAT POINT

THE CARDS CLOSER IS RYAN FRANKLIN. WHO WOULD THROW IT AGAIN.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, Weathers threw it first. With the bases loaded.

Christ, I’m still pissed.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah Tony LaLoser out to over manage

Lets get two runs guys
Boom Boom Clap

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK HIS HOLDS.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TIE BALLGAME

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TIE GAME BABY

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TIED GAME!

LET’S WIN THIS FUCKER.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who else thought..

BP would be out there…jesus

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ME ACTUALLY

HE’S A CRAZY SONOFAGUN ON THE BASEPATHS

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's get Weathers a vulture win!!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THEN LET'S SHOOT HIM.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My sentiments exactly

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm liking this team these days

Good small ball…as much as I don’t care for it – its working
Common cherry

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

such language!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CRAP

Rally caps deactivate.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NO.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't have rally caps while the cards are up

Once we mow down the Cards here they’ll re-engage in full force

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

point taken.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the sac fly Ramon

that’s why I’ll love you forever. Joey Votto is too good for human language to convey (it was just a single, but we needed it!!!)

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here we go Masset Hound

Let’s get it done, quickly

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nick Massett

Why wasn’t in before Stormy…Dusty Dusty Dusty

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

three times, no less

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kind of like Beatlejuice

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like that...?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yessir

but I hope the Masset Hound is OK

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, two more.

And Fuck he’s hurt.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who's injured?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it's just a bruise.

But he likely won’t pitch in this series again.

by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

I was afraid it was Votto.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome, another man down?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

Got the out, but that hit him on the pitching arm. Herrera coming in?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup, Lefty Smurf is in.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GD: "lines out, pitcher to 1st baseman"

did he line out or not?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the liner hit Masset on the arm and he threw the runner out

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't be Sad!

This has been a great game!

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Minus the part where:

Rhodes didn’t throw a strike
Weathers threw one too many strikes
Masset took a liner on the throwing bicep

by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Now, if Cincy losses I may just beat something or someone. Hell, I might just kill the first living thing I see.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll kill some Peruvians

They’re on my shit list anyway

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pleqase don't harm the Incans

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm down with the Incans, we're tight.

The fuckers that tried to rob me with knives last night can burn in hell.

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did they try and rob you again?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Pussy Massett

Back in my day you’d piss in dirt and rub some mud on it…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thom, Arizona, you know the drill.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We're all drinking already, so this is a coincidence and irrelevant

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Already on it sister

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut the fuck up tHom nobody cares about Buck Slockdicker and D-Backs

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck, you Rasmus. You fucking cheese.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Snappy Hats that the Reds are wearing tonight

DRH had better shut this shit down now

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Skip Schumacher,

you can go ahead and eat a dick.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome. Our strength is failing us against a team in the division

and in front of a packed house.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

/limp dick'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Commom Daniel

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

Nice job Janish

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shut the fuck up asshole tHong

God I can’t stand his constant blabbing
Jannish sucks = bench him

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Janish now officially has no value

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what kind of error was it?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

off his belly on the short hop

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

send him down

Bring back this guy!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No thanks.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but

He’s so scrappy his cleat don’t even touch the ground!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EE's back already

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EE is active

but i’m done with this game cya

by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Just… wow.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you, bullpen.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NOPE.

FUCK DUSTY.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dusty should be changing pitchers right about now

But he can’t wake Dick Pole

What a shame…DRH

Damn we gotta get back up to bat

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THIS SHIT!

FUCK YOU DUSTY! YOU FUCKING FISTBANDS WEARING COCKSUCKER.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget the toothpicks.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck the toothpicks

I will shove them up his balloon knot.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT THIS BULLPEN IS, I'M

PUNCHING THE NEXT PERSON I SEE

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I meant a broadcaster, but ok, your wish is granted.

Someone is going to have to come bail me out of jail.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen has been lights out this year!

(I just like the idea of someone getting punched right now)

by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EdE is playing!

Keeps me watching.

by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fisher and Edwin coming in

This is going to get worse before it gets better, but Edwin might win this in the bottom…

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Worst game of the year

I say that with confidence. Kick right in the gut. Hate those games where the bullpen just completely blows up.

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

goddamnit

they had this game and totally blew it

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now Dusty strolls out to the mound

Oh it looks like he’s going to bring in EdE and Carlos Fisher. One batter too late, why Dusty Why?

I guess he finally got Dick awake enough to make a decision…better walt Albert this time Dustbag

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Er thats WALK ablert

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dusty Baker eats white toddlers

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's racist. And funny.

And here comes some more runs via Pujols

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

Only El Nino Destructor

by fourrunhomer on Jul 3, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roar.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck it

fisher should just serve up the 3 run homer. fuck this. it’ll be great fun winning 75 games like always because our manager is a fucking tard.

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is there any reason not to put Coco in here

At all? Or walk him?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well its a team effort, don't forget Jannish flubbing the third out.

Why would anyone pitch to albert ?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, now they're IBBing?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with "clutch," tHom

I’m pretty sure Pujols is good all the damn time.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NOW we walk somone?

What kind of fuckery is this?

by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing we played for one run in the eighth.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that move..

I can agree with to an extent. But the rest of the night…fuck you dusty.

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOW Dusty gets around to the IBB

Goodness Gracious he sucks

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is any media calling for his head?

I think he’s cost the Reds at least 3 games this year.

by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So fucking stupid.

So goddamn fucking stupid. Good teams finish off this game easily. Decent teams win trhis game easily. ONLY FUCKING TEAMS WITH THEIR HEADS UP THEIR ASSES CANB POSSIBLY LOSE LIKE THIS. Team’s going nowhere with Baker at the helm. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOWHERE.

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Incidentally

if we had fucking intentionally walked Pujols the last two times he came to bat, the game would be tied now.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Heer Heer

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a minute, we'd be winning.

That would be four fewer runs.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many you all think we can come back and win it in the 9th

I do

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's up?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many beers..

have you had? We’re fucked.

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a chance.

This team is limp right now

by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I refuse to fall into the nebulous zone of negativity

We can win we can!!!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Dusty!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whats up young Mr. Crolfer!!!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not much- getting ready for fireworks and all that...

And watching the Reds manage this game away…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

young man

you go straight to your room

and we don’t want to hear any noises

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh snap

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Janish/EdE/Dickerson

Well, at least Janish won’t be batting.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MARTY THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A FULL HOUSE

THIS HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH A TARDBUCKET MANAGING THIS TEAM.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is worse than Narron

pinch hitting Castro for Hamilton.

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Christ. I had erased that from my mind.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that will be forever stuck in my mind

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIME FOR RALLY CAPS

GET ’EM ON, FOLKS

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hated Ryan Franklin before...

That go-tarded bunch of chin hair has increased my hate exponentially.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But would you marry him?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Negative, Ghostrider.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Franklin looks like a complete idiot

If anyone deserves to lose on looks alone its Franklin

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

4 STRAIGHT HOMERUNS

WIN IN SPITE OF YOUR FUCKING MORON MANAGER

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Laynce Nix

needs to be sent down. He’s terrible.

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was the worst swing ever.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF Nix?

Didn’t hit the ball, but the bat went flying.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Strikes out on a ball two feet out of the zone

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Nix

EdE back with absolutely no warm up

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I just...

took my rally cap off and pissed on it. Fuck it I’m done.

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Cardinals announcers

are still baffled that the Reds have pitched to Pujols with men on base.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EDE

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EDWIN!

RALLY TIME

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have tried really hard to find good things about Dustbrain Baker

But tonight really sours me, really pisses me off…

OOOO Double for Edwin

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hi Edwin, I've missed you.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But would you marry him ?

Ah now its Taveris time..what a joke

oh well common Wily you suck ass turd hit the fucking ball

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

COMMON REDS

GIVE US VOTTO WITH A CHANCE TO WIN OR TIE

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's up to Taveras

So no.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He could get hit.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoo-hoo, small ball!! Oh, wait...

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Man

Had Paul Janish not utterly fucked up, we’d be a single away from winning it right now.

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

IF WILLY MAKES THE LAST OUT HERE, I'M GOING TO SHOOT DUSTY IN THE FACE

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MICAH IS STILL ON THE BENCH, FYI

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ore great managing by Dustfuckit

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll help

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do it..

it’s probably worth the jail time.

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you'll have a lot of people willing to bust you out...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here comes strike 3

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what the hell is on Franklin's face?

Is that a dead lion cub?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It is musk ox scrotum hair

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DUSTYSUCKSSKCUSYTSUDDUSTYSUCKS

by featherman on Jul 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

first since may 23

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willy, meet walk

walk, meet Willy

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP A WALK

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy hell, Taveras walked.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Crap.

Someone just died. You all know this.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Border-line miracle there

How many times can Jo-eh save us?

by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY CAPS COULD WORK NOW!

WE HAVE JO-EH!!!!!!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Watch the Cards..

Walk Votto. That would be fitting for tonight.

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They can do that?

I thought that is against the rules.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi Joeh. Please do something good.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP

IS GAMEDAY LYING, OR DID WILLY JUST WALK?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus does Votto have to some how do it again...

LaLoser may just walk him

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TLR GONNA WALK HIM?

THAT’D GIVE HIM THE EDGE ON DUSTY

by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And my boss just turned off the radio.

FML.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BITE HIS EARS OFF

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seconded

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BULLSHIT!!!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is going to be an "unintentional" intentional walk

Well, except for that inexplicable ruling.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lmao

i hate baseball sometimes

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tHom..."That is brutal"

I thought he was going to say ‘bullshit’ for a second.

by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU TUBBY

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GameCast shows all 4 pitches out of the strikezone.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3-1... oh, no, wait. 2-2. Fuck you, ump.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

get one to drive joe

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THANK YOU TUBBY

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whoa..another walk

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Blow me dustfucker

This is the worst managed game I’ve seen since prolly Bob Boone days
Blow meblowmeblowmeblowmeblowmeblowmeblowmeblooooooooowmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Joeh Walks

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

COMMON BP

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on BP

He may hurt himself swinging here

by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases Juiced

Christ baseball can bring the drama sometimes

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Walk. Come on BP.

Don’t fall over swinging.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Over/under on number of swings BP falls down after?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please return the favor BP

This is what you live for Brandon.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

reply'd

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crap... 0-2

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes. It is how he works.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

BOOM BOOM CLAP

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shitfuck

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

face of the franchise

……fjhtrohgkjdsfgjdsfjljdsldsfjfgkldsjklfdsfdsfkljklgjdfgljdfgljgkldsjgfldsjflfjdslgfjhweyuhoyu43o95y397645965uiohg

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joey Votto

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BP fucking should never be in the cleanup slot...Fuck FUCK fuck

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Game over.

Fuck you, Dusty!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We were cruising...

cruising. Jesus wept…sometimes I hate this damn game

by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

night folks!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't remember Franklin being this nasty

I mean he has induced 30 check swings, our offense fucking sucks

FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THIS.

FUCK THIS SO MUCH.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit. Shitshitshit.

Thanks, Dusty. Really, that was grrrreat.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dustforbrains is a moron

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

booooooo

What a waste of a great start by Homer.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

UGH

This game ripped my heart out, hope it doesn’t do the same to the players….

by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Worst loss of the year

Worst loss I can remember in a LONG time. And Darren Baker, it lies completely on you and your idiocy

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dusty owes Homer 10 years worth of dinner.

If Homer gets messed up after this… Gah

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he is a cocky fuck and walks away from tonight feeling good

That may sound negative but I’m sure Harang has been doing the same….

by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just don't trade for the Cards announcers...

Al Hrabosky may be the worst one in baseball…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DUSTY BAKER is officially at the top of my shit list.

1. Dusty Baker
2. Kim Jong Ill
3. Amadimijiad (sp?)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if you had two bullets

you’d shoot dusty twice

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's at the top of mine too.

1. Dusty Baker
2. Barack Obama
3. Osama Bin Laden
4. Chavez

by Dude Rock on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

About Obama over Bin Laden.

tip – just say “yes, of course it was a joke”

by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do you think...The President doesn't belong on any list with Bin Laden

As bad as GW Bush was I would never even in jest put him on a list with Bid Laden…That is unnecessary bullshit

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guys, stop. You'll never agree, and this isn't the place.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

No religion, no politics.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great, now red reporter is on an FBI list.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Secret Service’ll shut us down

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's okay to hate on the president

He’s not threatening to shoot him, like some people are with Dusty.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we could make them think Dusty baker is a terrorist...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Dusty it's ok.

I mean, just to make that clear.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they crashed into my roof...

Missouri regiment… you know.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking the same thing.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

again?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor Janish

Must be kicking himself.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not hard enough

unless it leads to the DL

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As should Stormy be.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(And Homer)

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how bout the whole team?

And RR?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely

I descried what Baker did as taking a crap on the Mona Lisa

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great job Dusty,

I’m officially on the replace Dusty bandwagon…he has absolutely no creativity.

Well tomorrow’s another day.I don’t blame Weathers, or Jannish or BP… They’ve shown that they can get the job done time after time. Dusty sucks…

Oh and leave our President out of any list with Bin Laden – i don’t find that appropriate.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

apparently I lost the youngest poster status...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nice one, crolfer.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're just not going to stop, are you?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No more politics. This isn't the place.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall, tear it down!
(Reagan starts punching the wall of a McDonald’s)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan Smash! Reagan Smash!
Mcdonald’s Employee #1: What’s that?
Mcdonald’s Employee #2: Oh it’s just Reagan. Just leave him alone, he’ll tire himself out.
(Reagan lies down on the sidewalk)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan sleepy …

by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Keep your politics off this website, last warning

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, kids. Enough from here on out. Everyone.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take it to another forum

Don;t want to fucking hear that bullshit

by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grow Up and stick to baseball dude

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

been there, done that

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's imagine

A 2010 rotation of:

Cueto
Volquez
Harang
Bailey
Owings

Ah fuck it the lineup will still suck shit it’s literally impossible to be positive right now.

by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm just sitting here infuriated

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too

I hate that the Reds can make me want to punch my fist through a wall, but such is fandom.

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't overstate this:

FUCK YOU, DUSTY!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Give this man a REC

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanna burn some frickin oreo packaging...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No Crolfs...take a deep breath

Deep breathing and relax now…not the oreos…not the oreos

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody know some good freaking picnic recipes?

PS- Screw you Dusty

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you deep frying the whole thing?

I know sandwiches and drinks and shit. But I don’t know recipes for picnics.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The NY Times

has an article on how to make the perfect burger, with recipes.

I am making beer in the butt chicken tomorrow, and my mom’s macaroni salad. Mainlanders tend to find Hawaiian food kind of bland, though, so I’ll spare you the recipe.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet, thanks much!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well.

I’m off to get wildly drunk. Alone.

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

have fun- but not too much... since... yeah, never mind

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It'll be in my room

Can’t afford to get robbed anymore

by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

peace

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn your cheese coney

must fight urge to go get………………..

by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Bullpen won this game for teh cardinals

but the Baseball tonight people wioll probably bow down to Pujols again.

I;m sick of that guy, and his whiney un sportsmanlike behavior. Would Votto behave like a whiney little girl after he pops up like that? No. Accusing a great young pitcher of cheating cus you can’t catch up to his split finger? That’s garbage. Pujols is a jerk.

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pujols

After bialey strucjk him out, he talked to the ump about Bailey using a spit ball; then later when Bailey popped him up on a good curve, Pujols slammed his bat into the ground and shouted. Looked like a baby.

I am pissed right now, big time pissed at him right now for hitting that grand slam, but I was anoyed wth his play

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least thats what Marty and the Welsh crowd was syaing he was doing

even if he didn’t, he still behaved like an ass when he popped up, he is too used to dominating

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

While Pujols' behavior tonight was maybe unsportsmanlike.

He’s generally one of the not-shitty dudes in baseball. And Brendan likes him because he supports soccer.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard that he is usually cool

which is why I shouldn’t be posting when Im pissed, but if he really accused Bailey of a spit ball he is getting a big head

by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs