Game 78 Thread: Cardinals at Reds
by Slyde on Jul 3, 2009 5:00 PM EDT
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Thom Brennaman was saying in yesterday's game that it's hard to overstate the importance of tonight's start for Homer Bailey. I have to say that I agree with him. The Cardinals are tied for first with the Brewers and the Reds are just 2 games back. A series win won't necessarily put the Reds in first, but it is still an absolute must. Winning tonight makes a series win that much easier.
Oh, and the game is sold out.
No pressure, Homer, but the Reds really need you to be on your game tonight. Hopefully you've got that splitter working.
Pitcher Witch Dave Duncan has worked his magic once again with Joel Pineiro. Somehow, Pineiro has managed to put together some good numbers despite striking out just 3.8 batters per 9 IP. The main cause for his success is his league leading walk-rate (1.1 BB/9) and home run rate (0.3 HR/9). So, it's probably not a good idea to sit around waiting for a walk or a 3-run home run. Thankfully, that's not this team's forte.
The good thing going for the Reds as they head into this series is that the Cardinals' offense hasn't been doing much lately either. Over their last 11 games, they've managed just 2.5 R/G. What's truly amazing about that is that Albert Pujols has been batting .375/.545/.875 during those 11 games. The lesson here is that if you are going to pitch to Pujols, you better not let anybody else get on base in front of him.
This is about the 5th HUGE series for the Reds so far this year, and I can't think of a single time that they have stepped up and performed in those situations. This would be an opportunte time to finally step up. It's a holiday weekend and they are going to have some big crowds. Sounds like a great time to energize the fans and the city, doesn't it?
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Today and tomorrow are crucial. Damn, I wish Harang or Cueto were pitching at least one of these games.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Cubs and Brewers tied 1-1 heading to 10th
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Homer
6IP, 5H, 2ER (both solo shots by Pujols which hit the Tundra), 5K, 4BB.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
This at-bat in the Cubs/Brewers game is epic
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions
And it's over Cubs win on walk-off walk
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions
On a nine-pitch at bat, including four straight foul balls.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Why couln't we beat those stinkin' Brewers like that?
Oh well, we will when they come to town. I really hope Homer has got the stuff tonight. I really believe that if he could hit his marks, he would be pretty incredible. The speed he brings, after throwing over 100 pitches, is impressive. Bring us a win Homer!!!!
The Lineups
REDS:
Dickerson LF
Taveras CF
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Bruce RF
Hernandez C
Hairston 3B
Janish SS
Bailey P
CARDS:
Schumaker 2B
Duncan LF
Pujols 1B
Ludwick RF
Ankiel CF
Molina C
Thurston 3B
Pineiro P
Ryan SS
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'cause Dusty's not sure he's ready
Via the Fayplacement:
Encarnacion, activated today from the DL, might play Saturday. “I’ve got to see him a day or so first,” manager Dusty Baker said. “I might play him tomorrow. We’ll see.”
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I just have to say
Six Feet Under is one of the most messed up shows on TV (just finished Season 2)
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Did you know Chris Duncan is Dave Duncan's son?
and Jerome Bettis is from Detroit
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Because facing Pujols with 2 on was exactly what I had in mind for the 1st inning.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Yaaay homer...
Quiet in here. You’d think it was a holiday or something.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
1 hit, 1 walk, 2 Ks
one K was Pujols in which he complained a bunch to the ump
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22 pitches
He’s no Luke Hochevar.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Much, much better
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Dickerson with a leadoff double!
And now we drive him in with…. Willy Taveras. Oof.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
HOLY SHIT!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
HAVOC.
GOD DAMMIT WILLY
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
gameday's fine
Try re-loading.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Willy was tagging up from 2nd on the fly ball for some reason, Ludwick gunned him down
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Good think Willy wasn't leading off
Or there would be no one ahead of him to score.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
judging from Gameday
Homer’s not throwing as fast, but is locating better.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
that's not what Gameday is showing
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Got a few strikes on Pujols with the splitter too
That’s looking great
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't understand FoxSports in NC at all.
Tonight they’re showing the feed from FSTennessee, which covers the Cardinals. Huh.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Reds sign Humberto Valor
From MLB Trade Rumors:
Kiley McDaniel tweets that the Reds have signed Venezuelan shortstop Humberto Valor. Terms of the deal are not yet known. Valor was rated as the 25th best prospect on the international market this year by Baseball America’s Ben Badler, and is said be a solid all-around player with good instincts and very good defense at short.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Ran for a popup, slid trying to catch it, hit his knee on concrete.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
slid into the railing, got an ouchie on his knee, stayed in the game
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Slid hard into the fence in front of the Cards dugout.
He’s stayin’ in.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Ouch!
Cherry, i s down. Hi all.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
Nope, he's stayin out there
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, at least we're making Pineiro (sp?) work.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, 26 pitches through three innings is really killing him...
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Yep, totally driving him nuts. His arm may just fall off.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW
Nice play cherry
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
Cripes Bailey.
Keep it up you crazy fucker.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
No kidding.
This is awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
There's our Old Hoss.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Holy crap ...
Aflac question:
Last Red to lead the NL in outfield assists.
Answer:
Pete Rose
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
Is Jay Bruce's at-bat music: I'm on a Boat?
Yes. Yes, it is. That’s funny.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
And then he doubles on the first pitch.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn't that be Bronson's music?
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's flat-out solid.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I kind of miss that Pronto isn't around to tell us how terrible that is.
Ehh, not really.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
According to my sources, you are correct.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam Dunn has one fewer home run than the Nats have wins.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
Suck it, Pujols.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
Wily with a hit! To the outfield!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
Willy-T
earning his paycheck tonight.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
He still owes us several million.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright Brandon, don't swing out of your damned shoes.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
BP!!!
2-0!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
Hey a hit batter.
Hernandez, realizing he’s now Cincy’s catcher, provides his best Jason Larue impression.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
Yes. One covered with fur and that has fangs.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
3-0!!!
Hairston’s having a great game.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
Can you say...
Homer’s “Independence” party (from the minor leagues) is ON…and the Reds a game out of first!
Leadoff hit, walk, K'd Pujols with the splitter, flyout to right, and another K.
That was the first inning. Since then, only one person has reached base a HBP.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
5 Ks I think
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
most people have lives
And have something else to do on holiday Friday nights. ;-)
And some of us are superstitious, and don’t want to jinx anything.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
There aren't many people here. Those that are here are doing so.
And just as I type that Molina doubles.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
reply'd
/such a jackass
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Do we leave him in for the 8th?
Is this a stupid question? 93 pitches…
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I agree, I'm just thought that Dusty wouldn't for some reason
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, he just flew out so I'm guessing you pitch him.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure...bottom of lineup coming up and only 93 pitches so far...
and with a one hitter going…H to the Y…but then again, Dusty is managing…so who knows.
So, am I counting this right?
He got 20 in a row out?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I thought it was 14 in a row. Then the HBP. Then how ever many it was until the double.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, I wasn't paying close attention, I must have missed that.
Thanks.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
a HBP on Thurston in the 5th
7 between that at the Molina double.
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HOMER is amazing tonight
when he whiffed Pujols, I think he became the sexiest player of the week (not that that is a stat)
Only the week?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
he's competing
with that sexy foreign guy.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Taveras?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol, yes
Bubba, I don’t know to whom you refer but I must presume you mean Ramon Hernandez, or that striking Canadian down at 1B
this guy
You love the exotic type. You know, not a first cousin or sibling…. ;-)
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Almost forgot,
Hairston is is doing a nice job—clutch hit tonight makes up for that travesty yesterday
The only negative is that my favorirte Canadian is working an ofer. Not to worry, he will hit one in the river in the bottom o the eighth
Shit.
Please pull him Dusty.
Great outing Homer.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
fantastic outing, in a little too long
I hope we can get out of this jam, Homer pitched his heart out and it would be terrible for him not to get this win
Obviously it would be horrible not to win at all!
Quite woman.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Good job Cincy crowd.
Standing O.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
*golf clap*
Well done, Old Hoss. A well deserved standing O.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Hope Rhodesy gets em out...as Homer...
doesn’t deserve to get his ERA or WL record knocked around after that start.
His WL won't be touched. He can only win the game.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Christ, Rhodes.
And here comes Stormy.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
Ruh roh.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Ahhh jeez...Mr. P. with the sacks full...
and Stormy headed to the mound…
K some A Stormy!
9 for 18 against Weathers and Dusty brings him in? This loss is on Dusty.....
Shoulda had someone else warming up in the bullpen……..Herrera or Masset maybe? Pujols hasn’t seen those guys much. Bad move by Dusty.
Not gonna take a lefty out for a lefty
Masset would have been my choice, or Roenicke if you trust him yet.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU DAVID WEATHERS!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
godfuckingdammit dusty
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I'm recing this.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
9 for fucking 18 with two fucking homers
9 FOR 18 WITH TWO FUCKING HOMERS
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
No that's domination, is what that is
And Darren Baker is too friggin’ retard to pay attention to it
I'm on board
There is something not human about that guy
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
crapola
I’m watching Gameday, bases loaded, Pujols at the plate, Stormy on the mound. Not looking good. “In play, run(s)”
Please, anything but a grand slam…
“Albert Pujols hits a grand slam (31)…”
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Marty is right.
FUCKING WALK HIM!
I don’t give a shit if the bases are loaded. Walk him and give up 1 run. I’m tired of this.
NEVER let Albert Pujols beat you. Never.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, there she is.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I spent about five minutes almost breaking shit (I'm not at home, so I didn't)
and then figured I’d go somewhere where people would understand my pain.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You're amongst friends?drunk?degenerates? You're amongst degenerates.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That's reeeeaaaly funny...
but that could just be all that wine I’ve downed in the last 15 minutes talking….
Missed this game so far, but came home in time to wsee albert take Stormy deep
Looks like Homer’s getting his shit together.
Now we’ll see what this team is made of.
Look at the stache on Kinney – speaking of gay
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Don't hold back Poodle
Do you own a gun…?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Votto and BP!
We need to get this run in. Now.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Punch them in the nuts!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
OK YEAH RALLY CAPS TOO
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
OUR ONE LAST GREAT HOPE — TONY LA RUSSA'S MANAGING
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
I HAVE A FEELING BRUCE MIGHT JUST EVEN ADVANCE THE RUNNERS THIS AB.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
Will Bruce bunt?
If there is ever a good time for a bunt its now…but I hate to take the bat out of Jay’s hands
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
THEY DID IT YESTERDAY AND IT WORKED.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
FORGET HIM.
I’D HATE TO TAKE IT OUT OF VOTTO’S HAND. BRUCE? PUT IT ON THE GROUND, BIG GUY.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
HIS MOTHER IS ASHAMED.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
ALRIGHT. NOW JUST A SINGLE.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
OR A SAC FLY
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
GOOD POINT.
(I LOVE HOW IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Great job BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCe
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
GOOD BUNT JAY
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
LA RUSSA VS. DUSTY
KNIFEY SPOONEY AT ITS FINEST
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
WHO THIS GUY?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
No, the guy who falls asleep in intersections.
*Too lazy to find a pic or the YouTube video. Sorry.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
WILL THIS DO?
.bmp)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
WELSH BRINGS UP A GREAT POINT
THE CARDS CLOSER IS RYAN FRANKLIN. WHO WOULD THROW IT AGAIN.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Unfortunately, Weathers threw it first. With the bases loaded.
Christ, I’m still pissed.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah Tony LaLoser out to over manage
Lets get two runs guys
Boom Boom Clap
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
FUCK HIS HOLDS.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
TIE BALLGAME
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
TIED GAME!
LET’S WIN THIS FUCKER.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
THEN LET'S SHOOT HIM.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm liking this team these days
Good small ball…as much as I don’t care for it – its working
Common cherry
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
CRAP
Rally caps deactivate.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
can't have rally caps while the cards are up
Once we mow down the Cards here they’ll re-engage in full force
Thanks for the sac fly Ramon
that’s why I’ll love you forever. Joey Votto is too good for human language to convey (it was just a single, but we needed it!!!)
Here we go Masset Hound
Let’s get it done, quickly
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Nick Massett
Why wasn’t in before Stormy…Dusty Dusty Dusty
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
three times, no less
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
OK, two more.
And Fuck he’s hurt.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
thanks
I was afraid it was Votto.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Ouch
Got the out, but that hit him on the pitching arm. Herrera coming in?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Yup, Lefty Smurf is in.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, the liner hit Masset on the arm and he threw the runner out
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Minus the part where:
Rhodes didn’t throw a strike
Weathers threw one too many strikes
Masset took a liner on the throwing bicep
Agreed.
Now, if Cincy losses I may just beat something or someone. Hell, I might just kill the first living thing I see.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm down with the Incans, we're tight.
The fuckers that tried to rob me with knives last night can burn in hell.
Did they try and rob you again?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking Pussy Massett
Back in my day you’d piss in dirt and rub some mud on it…
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
We're all drinking already, so this is a coincidence and irrelevant
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut the fuck up tHom nobody cares about Buck Slockdicker and D-Backs
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Fuck, you Rasmus. You fucking cheese.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
Snappy Hats that the Reds are wearing tonight
DRH had better shut this shit down now
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Awesome. Our strength is failing us against a team in the division
and in front of a packed house.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
/limp dick'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut the fuck up asshole tHong
God I can’t stand his constant blabbing
Jannish sucks = bench him
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
what kind of error was it?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
off his belly on the short hop
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
but
He’s so scrappy his cleat don’t even touch the ground!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
EE's back already
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
Just… wow.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
NOPE.
FUCK DUSTY.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty should be changing pitchers right about now
But he can’t wake Dick Pole
What a shame…DRH
Damn we gotta get back up to bat
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
FUCK THIS SHIT!
FUCK YOU DUSTY! YOU FUCKING FISTBANDS WEARING COCKSUCKER.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Don't forget the toothpicks.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck the toothpicks
I will shove them up his balloon knot.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
And this one belongs to the Cards...
Courtesy of Dusty…
Well, the veteran he brought in earlier gave up a grand slam, so...
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT THIS BULLPEN IS, I'M
PUNCHING THE NEXT PERSON I SEE
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I meant a broadcaster, but ok, your wish is granted.
Someone is going to have to come bail me out of jail.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Fisher and Edwin coming in
This is going to get worse before it gets better, but Edwin might win this in the bottom…
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Worst game of the year
I say that with confidence. Kick right in the gut. Hate those games where the bullpen just completely blows up.
Now Dusty strolls out to the mound
Oh it looks like he’s going to bring in EdE and Carlos Fisher. One batter too late, why Dusty Why?
I guess he finally got Dick awake enough to make a decision…better walt Albert this time Dustbag
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
That's racist. And funny.
And here comes some more runs via Pujols
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck it
fisher should just serve up the 3 run homer. fuck this. it’ll be great fun winning 75 games like always because our manager is a fucking tard.
Is there any reason not to put Coco in here
At all? Or walk him?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Well its a team effort, don't forget Jannish flubbing the third out.
Why would anyone pitch to albert ?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with "clutch," tHom
I’m pretty sure Pujols is good all the damn time.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Oh, look, we're intentionally walking someone. Not Pujols. Amazing.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
NOW Dusty gets around to the IBB
Goodness Gracious he sucks
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
So fucking stupid.
So goddamn fucking stupid. Good teams finish off this game easily. Decent teams win trhis game easily. ONLY FUCKING TEAMS WITH THEIR HEADS UP THEIR ASSES CANB POSSIBLY LOSE LIKE THIS. Team’s going nowhere with Baker at the helm. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOWHERE.
Incidentally
if we had fucking intentionally walked Pujols the last two times he came to bat, the game would be tied now.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Wait a minute, we'd be winning.
That would be four fewer runs.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
How many you all think we can come back and win it in the 9th
I do
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
That might be the funniest thing you've ever typed
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I refuse to fall into the nebulous zone of negativity
We can win we can!!!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
not much- getting ready for fireworks and all that...
And watching the Reds manage this game away…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Janish/EdE/Dickerson
Well, at least Janish won’t be batting.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
MARTY THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A FULL HOUSE
THIS HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH A TARDBUCKET MANAGING THIS TEAM.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Christ. I had erased that from my mind.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but Narron isn't a racist cannibal.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
TIME FOR RALLY CAPS
GET ’EM ON, FOLKS
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I hated Ryan Franklin before...
That go-tarded bunch of chin hair has increased my hate exponentially.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Ryan Franklin looks like a complete idiot
If anyone deserves to lose on looks alone its Franklin
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Fuck you Nix
EdE back with absolutely no warm up
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
The Cardinals announcers
are still baffled that the Reds have pitched to Pujols with men on base.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
EDE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
EDWIN!
RALLY TIME
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I have tried really hard to find good things about Dustbrain Baker
But tonight really sours me, really pisses me off…
OOOO Double for Edwin
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
And don't forget, Dusty hates you and thinks your kids would taste good slowly basted.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
But would you marry him ?
Ah now its Taveris time..what a joke
oh well common Wily you suck ass turd hit the fucking ball
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
He could get hit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
IF WILLY MAKES THE LAST OUT HERE, I'M GOING TO SHOOT DUSTY IN THE FACE
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
MICAH IS STILL ON THE BENCH, FYI
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
you'll have a lot of people willing to bust you out...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
what the hell is on Franklin's face?
Is that a dead lion cub?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Willy, meet walk
walk, meet Willy
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a feeling they'll never be much more than casual acquaintances.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Holy Crap.
Someone just died. You all know this.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
RALLY CAPS COULD WORK NOW!
WE HAVE JO-EH!!!!!!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
HOLY CRAP
IS GAMEDAY LYING, OR DID WILLY JUST WALK?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Jesus does Votto have to some how do it again...
LaLoser may just walk him
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
And my boss just turned off the radio.
FML.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
This is going to be an "unintentional" intentional walk
Well, except for that inexplicable ruling.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
GameCast shows all 4 pitches out of the strikezone.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
Full count, two on, two out, down by three, bottom of the ninth
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
C'mon, Franklin, give him one where you promised you'd throw it again!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Blow me dustfucker
This is the worst managed game I’ve seen since prolly Bob Boone days
Blow meblowmeblowmeblowmeblowmeblowmeblowmeblooooooooowmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Joeh Walks
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Walk. Come on BP.
Don’t fall over swinging.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Please return the favor BP
This is what you live for Brandon.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Yes. It is how he works.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
face of the franchise
……fjhtrohgkjdsfgjdsfjljdsldsfjfgkldsjklfdsfdsfkljklgjdfgljdfgljgkldsjgfldsjflfjdslgfjhweyuhoyu43o95y397645965uiohg
BP fucking should never be in the cleanup slot...Fuck FUCK fuck
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I don't remember Franklin being this nasty
I mean he has induced 30 check swings, our offense fucking sucks
FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK
FUCK THIS.
FUCK THIS SO MUCH.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
Shit. Shitshitshit.
Thanks, Dusty. Really, that was grrrreat.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
booooooo
What a waste of a great start by Homer.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Worst loss of the year
Worst loss I can remember in a LONG time. And Darren Baker, it lies completely on you and your idiocy
Dusty owes Homer 10 years worth of dinner.
If Homer gets messed up after this… Gah
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I think he is a cocky fuck and walks away from tonight feeling good
That may sound negative but I’m sure Harang has been doing the same….
Can we trade our announcers to St. Louis. They want to have an orgy with Pujols.
They slobber all over the guy with drool. It gets old.
just don't trade for the Cards announcers...
Al Hrabosky may be the worst one in baseball…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
DUSTY BAKER is officially at the top of my shit list.
1. Dusty Baker
2. Kim Jong Ill
3. Amadimijiad (sp?)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
Baker makes those other two seem like Saints
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What do you think...The President doesn't belong on any list with Bin Laden
As bad as GW Bush was I would never even in jest put him on a list with Bid Laden…That is unnecessary bullshit
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Guys, stop. You'll never agree, and this isn't the place.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
No religion, no politics.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
it's okay to hate on the president
He’s not threatening to shoot him, like some people are with Dusty.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Maybe we could make them think Dusty baker is a terrorist...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
they crashed into my roof...
Missouri regiment… you know.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Poor Janish
Must be kicking himself.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Great job Dusty,
I’m officially on the replace Dusty bandwagon…he has absolutely no creativity.
Well tomorrow’s another day.I don’t blame Weathers, or Jannish or BP… They’ve shown that they can get the job done time after time. Dusty sucks…
Oh and leave our President out of any list with Bin Laden – i don’t find that appropriate.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
apparently I lost the youngest poster status...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall, tear it down!
(Reagan starts punching the wall of a McDonald’s)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan Smash! Reagan Smash!
Mcdonald’s Employee #1: What’s that?
Mcdonald’s Employee #2: Oh it’s just Reagan. Just leave him alone, he’ll tire himself out.
(Reagan lies down on the sidewalk)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan sleepy …
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Keep your politics off this website, last warning
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
RALLY CAPS AREN'T ON, I'M JUST YELLING NOW
FUCK YOU DUSTY.
FOR PITCHING TO PUJOLS WITH THE BASES LOADED AND A 3 RUN LEAD.
FOR PUTTING WEATHERS IN, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS 9-FOR-FUCKING-18 WITH TWO MOTHERFUCKING HOMERS AGAINST HIM.
FOR LOOKING AT HOMER BAILEY AND SAYING “NICE START KID, I’M GONNA FUCK THIS UP FOR YA”.
FOR KEEPING YOUR BEST RELIEVER (COCO) AND YOUR BEST PINCH HITTER (MICAH) ON THE BENCH IN THE MOST PIVOTAL POINTS OF THE BALLGAME.
YOUR ASS SHOULD BE FIRED RIGHT NOW. I HOPE HOMER BAILEY TAKES HIS FUCKING SHOTGUN AND BLOWS YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF.
(OH YEAH, AND 10,000 POSTS, BITCH. BK, OUT.)
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Let's imagine
A 2010 rotation of:
Cueto
Volquez
Harang
Bailey
Owings
Ah fuck it the lineup will still suck shit it’s literally impossible to be positive right now.
No Crolfs...take a deep breath
Deep breathing and relax now…not the oreos…not the oreos
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
can I burn that thing off of Franklin's face at least?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Everytime he goes to the barber, he has to file an Environmental Impact Statement!
rimshot
..what, nothing?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
That my friend is my friend is Musk Oxen scrotum hair...just don't let it touch you
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Anybody know some good freaking picnic recipes?
PS- Screw you Dusty
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Are you deep frying the whole thing?
I know sandwiches and drinks and shit. But I don’t know recipes for picnics.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Was actually going for the former... But I could just set the cooler or basket or whatnot on fire... hmmm
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
The NY Times
has an article on how to make the perfect burger, with recipes.
I am making beer in the butt chicken tomorrow, and my mom’s macaroni salad. Mainlanders tend to find Hawaiian food kind of bland, though, so I’ll spare you the recipe.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
have fun- but not too much... since... yeah, never mind
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
The Bullpen won this game for teh cardinals
but the Baseball tonight people wioll probably bow down to Pujols again.
I;m sick of that guy, and his whiney un sportsmanlike behavior. Would Votto behave like a whiney little girl after he pops up like that? No. Accusing a great young pitcher of cheating cus you can’t catch up to his split finger? That’s garbage. Pujols is a jerk.
Pujols
After bialey strucjk him out, he talked to the ump about Bailey using a spit ball; then later when Bailey popped him up on a good curve, Pujols slammed his bat into the ground and shouted. Looked like a baby.
I am pissed right now, big time pissed at him right now for hitting that grand slam, but I was anoyed wth his play
at least thats what Marty and the Welsh crowd was syaing he was doing
even if he didn’t, he still behaved like an ass when he popped up, he is too used to dominating
While Pujols' behavior tonight was maybe unsportsmanlike.
He’s generally one of the not-shitty dudes in baseball. And Brendan likes him because he supports soccer.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
I heard that he is usually cool
which is why I shouldn’t be posting when Im pissed, but if he really accused Bailey of a spit ball he is getting a big head
Lol
I should lay off Pujols, but that grand slame was, to parahpharse “Step Brothers” a freakin’ gut punch! That and I’m tired of all teh hype. Yeah he might be the greatest player blah blah. I’m done
I hate Pujols with a passion...
I have to listen to the Cards announcers gush over him every game I watch… And the guy always looks like he just relieved himself when he bats…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
hunting him down and... removing him from baseball.
Permanently.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Larussa is pretty gross looking
I think we should have a nerd who plays MLB 2K whatever manage and hire some good looking authoratative dude to play the manager role, maybe LIam Neeson?
Like Enders Game of baseball.........
I like it
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I've actually read every book in both series...
I just got stuck on the “good looking authoritative dude” and couldn’t suss out the reference.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Sorry! I can see how you would get distracted by that
I was just figuring, if someone was maanging behind teh scenes, why not have a good looking dude be the front?
I think it's more like the 'Cyrano de Bergerac' of baseball.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Heading out for a while
Great talking to you guys, this is the only legit place to vent.
Though I am tempted to post some Pujols hate over at the Cards site
FUCK THIS SHIT!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 4, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Just stopped back to apologize
I got somewhat carried away earlier in the thread and brought politics into the discussion. Sorry to all I offended. I’m unemployed for the first time in my life, at 44 years of age, and I’m very resentful of what is going on in this nation right now because of my own personal situation. Again…..I didn’t mean to offend. My apologies.
by Dude Rock on Jul 4, 2009 1:10 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
That's cool man
Last night was a frustrating night. Good luck getting back on your feet.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Not that you'll ever see it, this thread being dead and gone
But best of luck. These are crap times for everybody.
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