Game 78 Thread: Cardinals at Reds
by Slyde on Jul 3, 2009 5:00 PM EDT
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St. Louis Cardinals at Cincinnati Reds, Jul 3, 2009 7:10 PM EDT
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Thom Brennaman was saying in yesterday's game that it's hard to overstate the importance of tonight's start for Homer Bailey. I have to say that I agree with him. The Cardinals are tied for first with the Brewers and the Reds are just 2 games back. A series win won't necessarily put the Reds in first, but it is still an absolute must. Winning tonight makes a series win that much easier.
Oh, and the game is sold out.
No pressure, Homer, but the Reds really need you to be on your game tonight. Hopefully you've got that splitter working.
Pitcher Witch Dave Duncan has worked his magic once again with Joel Pineiro. Somehow, Pineiro has managed to put together some good numbers despite striking out just 3.8 batters per 9 IP. The main cause for his success is his league leading walk-rate (1.1 BB/9) and home run rate (0.3 HR/9). So, it's probably not a good idea to sit around waiting for a walk or a 3-run home run. Thankfully, that's not this team's forte.
The good thing going for the Reds as they head into this series is that the Cardinals' offense hasn't been doing much lately either. Over their last 11 games, they've managed just 2.5 R/G. What's truly amazing about that is that Albert Pujols has been batting .375/.545/.875 during those 11 games. The lesson here is that if you are going to pitch to Pujols, you better not let anybody else get on base in front of him.
This is about the 5th HUGE series for the Reds so far this year, and I can't think of a single time that they have stepped up and performed in those situations. This would be an opportunte time to finally step up. It's a holiday weekend and they are going to have some big crowds. Sounds like a great time to energize the fans and the city, doesn't it?
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I really think we need this game
Looking ahead to the Arroyo-Carpenter matchup on Sunday.
by Red Menace on Jul 3, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
definitely
Today and tomorrow are crucial. Damn, I wish Harang or Cueto were pitching at least one of these games.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 3, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
First!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cubs and Brewers tied 1-1 heading to 10th
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 3, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
F the cubs!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jul 3, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer
6IP, 5H, 2ER (both solo shots by Pujols which hit the Tundra), 5K, 4BB.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jul 3, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
9 baserunners and only 2 runs, both on homers??
No one’s gonna be on in front of Albert eh?
by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This at-bat in the Cubs/Brewers game is epic
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And it's over Cubs win on walk-off walk
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
On a nine-pitch at bat, including four straight foul balls.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why couln't we beat those stinkin' Brewers like that?
Oh well, we will when they come to town. I really hope Homer has got the stuff tonight. I really believe that if he could hit his marks, he would be pretty incredible. The speed he brings, after throwing over 100 pitches, is impressive. Bring us a win Homer!!!!
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Lineups
REDS:
Dickerson LF
Taveras CF
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Bruce RF
Hernandez C
Hairston 3B
Janish SS
Bailey P
CARDS:
Schumaker 2B
Duncan LF
Pujols 1B
Ludwick RF
Ankiel CF
Molina C
Thurston 3B
Pineiro P
Ryan SS
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 6:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why is edwin not starting?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 3, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or Gomes or Hanigan?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
'cause Dusty's not sure he's ready
Via the Fayplacement:
Encarnacion, activated today from the DL, might play Saturday. “I’ve got to see him a day or so first,” manager Dusty Baker said. “I might play him tomorrow. We’ll see.”
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All Dusty needs to do is move Taveras 8 more spots
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just have to say
Six Feet Under is one of the most messed up shows on TV (just finished Season 2)
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
woo! gametime!
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you know Chris Duncan is Dave Duncan's son?
and Jerome Bettis is from Detroit
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Because facing Pujols with 2 on was exactly what I had in mind for the 1st inning.
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa. whoa. Clutch!
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yaaay homer...
Quiet in here. You’d think it was a holiday or something.
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer!
Now please do that for about..um..8 more innings
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how's Homer looking?
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1 hit, 1 walk, 2 Ks
one K was Pujols in which he complained a bunch to the ump
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
22 pitches
He’s no Luke Hochevar.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much, much better
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dickerson with a leadoff double!
And now we drive him in with…. Willy Taveras. Oof.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In play, run(s)!!
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU WILLY!
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HAVOC.
GOD DAMMIT WILLY
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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gah. gameday is broken. what happened?
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
gameday's fine
Try re-loading.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willy was tagging up from 2nd on the fly ball for some reason, Ludwick gunned him down
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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good think Willy wasn't leading off
Or there would be no one ahead of him to score.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
judging from Gameday
Homer’s not throwing as fast, but is locating better.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i think they said his fastball was 97
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 3, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not what Gameday is showing
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It hit 97 in the first inning.
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He seems to be throwing the curve pretty well, too.
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got a few strikes on Pujols with the splitter too
That’s looking great
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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand FoxSports in NC at all.
Tonight they’re showing the feed from FSTennessee, which covers the Cardinals. Huh.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Reds sign Humberto Valor
From MLB Trade Rumors:
Kiley McDaniel tweets that the Reds have signed Venezuelan shortstop Humberto Valor. Terms of the deal are not yet known. Valor was rated as the 25th best prospect on the international market this year by Baseball America’s Ben Badler, and is said be a solid all-around player with good instincts and very good defense at short.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Crap.
Cherry looks hurt.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ran for a popup, slid trying to catch it, hit his knee on concrete.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
slid into the railing, got an ouchie on his knee, stayed in the game
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 3, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slid hard into the fence in front of the Cards dugout.
He’s stayin’ in.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch!
Cherry, i s down. Hi all.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
EdE time?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope, he's stayin out there
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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, at least we're making Pineiro (sp?) work.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, 26 pitches through three innings is really killing him...
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, totally driving him nuts. His arm may just fall off.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW
Nice play cherry
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
put a star by that one
nice job, cherry
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cripes Bailey.
Keep it up you crazy fucker.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's all jacked up after K-ing Albert
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding.
This is awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's our Old Hoss.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
first pitch swinging again
please stop
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap ...
Aflac question:
Last Red to lead the NL in outfield assists.
Answer:
Pete Rose
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Jay Bruce's at-bat music: I'm on a Boat?
Yes. Yes, it is. That’s funny.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And then he doubles on the first pitch.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't that be Bronson's music?
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUCEEE
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bailey so far: 5 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 5 KK, 69 pitches.
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's flat-out solid.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of miss that Pronto isn't around to tell us how terrible that is.
Ehh, not really.
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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to my sources, you are correct.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
please do something with the hudson double...
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Buh, I'd just walk Chris Dickerson to face Willy.
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I suppose that worked out for them, too.
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Dunn has one fewer home run than the Nats have wins.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's have a very TTO night, tonight.
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck it, Pujols.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wily with a hit! To the outfield!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Willy-T
earning his paycheck tonight.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He still owes us several million.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright Brandon, don't swing out of your damned shoes.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BP!!!
2-0!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wohooo
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey a hit batter.
Hernandez, realizing he’s now Cincy’s catcher, provides his best Jason Larue impression.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes. One covered with fur and that has fangs.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rawr.
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by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cherry!!!
3-0!!!
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
3-0!!!
Hairston’s having a great game.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can you say...
Homer’s “Independence” party (from the minor leagues) is ON…and the Reds a game out of first!
by Green Hammer on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff hit, walk, K'd Pujols with the splitter, flyout to right, and another K.
That was the first inning. Since then, only one person has reached base a HBP.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 Ks I think
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might take a flyer and pick him up in fantasy.
by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
most people have lives
And have something else to do on holiday Friday nights. ;-)
And some of us are superstitious, and don’t want to jinx anything.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There aren't many people here. Those that are here are doing so.
And just as I type that Molina doubles.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
reply'd
/such a jackass
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW
GD says that fastball was 97 MPH. After 90 pitches
psyched
by ThePensive on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Do we leave him in for the 8th?
Is this a stupid question? 93 pitches…
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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's crusing at this point
why not?
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree, I'm just thought that Dusty wouldn't for some reason
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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he just flew out so I'm guessing you pitch him.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure...bottom of lineup coming up and only 93 pitches so far...
and with a one hitter going…H to the Y…but then again, Dusty is managing…so who knows.
by Green Hammer on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, am I counting this right?
He got 20 in a row out?
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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was 14 in a row. Then the HBP. Then how ever many it was until the double.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh, I wasn't paying close attention, I must have missed that.
Thanks.
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by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a HBP on Thurston in the 5th
7 between that at the Molina double.
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seven innings, two hits...
NOYCE.
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by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOMER is amazing tonight
when he whiffed Pujols, I think he became the sexiest player of the week (not that that is a stat)
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Only the week?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's competing
with that sexy foreign guy.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taveras?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Volquez has a strange, somewhat quirky appeal, I suppose.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol, yes
Bubba, I don’t know to whom you refer but I must presume you mean Ramon Hernandez, or that striking Canadian down at 1B
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this guy
You love the exotic type. You know, not a first cousin or sibling…. ;-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was feeling like crap
until I saw this post, very nice lol—you do know me well
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer the misnomer
this here evening.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Almost forgot,
Hairston is is doing a nice job—clutch hit tonight makes up for that travesty yesterday
The only negative is that my favorirte Canadian is working an ofer. Not to worry, he will hit one in the river in the bottom o the eighth
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit.
Please pull him Dusty.
Great outing Homer.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fantastic outing, in a little too long
I hope we can get out of this jam, Homer pitched his heart out and it would be terrible for him not to get this win
Obviously it would be horrible not to win at all!
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite woman.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good job Cincy crowd.
Standing O.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
*golf clap*
Well done, Old Hoss. A well deserved standing O.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hope Rhodesy gets em out...as Homer...
doesn’t deserve to get his ERA or WL record knocked around after that start.
by Green Hammer on Jul 3, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His WL won't be touched. He can only win the game.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ, Rhodes.
And here comes Stormy.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ruh roh.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He should have left inHomer, he could have done that
and probably got Pujols too
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh jeez...Mr. P. with the sacks full...
and Stormy headed to the mound…
K some A Stormy!
by Green Hammer on Jul 3, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
9 for 18 against Weathers and Dusty brings him in? This loss is on Dusty.....
Shoulda had someone else warming up in the bullpen……..Herrera or Masset maybe? Pujols hasn’t seen those guys much. Bad move by Dusty.
by Dude Rock on Jul 3, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not gonna take a lefty out for a lefty
Masset would have been my choice, or Roenicke if you trust him yet.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that stat right, Pujols is 9-18 against Stormy?!!?
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop blowing Pujols Marty
Let’s get this sumbitch out
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU DAVID WEATHERS!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
godfuckingdammit dusty
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I'm recing this.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we lose this
Completely. And utterly. On Dusty
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty's fault. Refuses to look at the stats.
by Dude Rock on Jul 3, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
9 for fucking 18 with two fucking homers
9 FOR 18 WITH TWO FUCKING HOMERS
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No that's domination, is what that is
And Darren Baker is too friggin’ retard to pay attention to it
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm on board
There is something not human about that guy
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Hell Reds
Do Not Lose This Goddamn Game
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
did I show up at the wrong time!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
.........
We should’ve hit him.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
crapola
I’m watching Gameday, bases loaded, Pujols at the plate, Stormy on the mound. Not looking good. “In play, run(s)”
Please, anything but a grand slam…
“Albert Pujols hits a grand slam (31)…”
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Marty is right.
FUCKING WALK HIM!
I don’t give a shit if the bases are loaded. Walk him and give up 1 run. I’m tired of this.
NEVER let Albert Pujols beat you. Never.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I said when he came up, just walk him.
Still up by 2.
Guess down by 1 isn’t a bad trade off.
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, Dusty.
Fuck you, Stormy.
That is all.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, there she is.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I spent about five minutes almost breaking shit (I'm not at home, so I didn't)
and then figured I’d go somewhere where people would understand my pain.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're amongst friends?drunk?degenerates? You're amongst degenerates.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So much for Homer's coming out party...
jeez…
by Green Hammer on Jul 3, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah it still was
Dusty just ruined it
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's reeeeaaaly funny...
but that could just be all that wine I’ve downed in the last 15 minutes talking….
by Green Hammer on Jul 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Missed this game so far, but came home in time to wsee albert take Stormy deep
Looks like Homer’s getting his shit together.
Now we’ll see what this team is made of.
Look at the stache on Kinney – speaking of gay
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am so angry right now I can't even describe it
but Joey is still great
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There, there Poodle.
We have a little rally going here.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't hold back Poodle
Do you own a gun…?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Votto and BP!
We need to get this run in. Now.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Punch them in the nuts!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK YEAH RALLY CAPS TOO
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SCORE THIS RUN
OR CAPS WILL CONTINUE TO BE USED
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I LIKE THE FIGHT WE'RE SHOWING
COMMON JAY!
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RALLY CAPS!
boom-boom clap
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that is a pretty solid fu-man-chu on Kinney
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OUR ONE LAST GREAT HOPE — TONY LA RUSSA'S MANAGING
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I HAVE A FEELING BRUCE MIGHT JUST EVEN ADVANCE THE RUNNERS THIS AB.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Will Bruce bunt?
If there is ever a good time for a bunt its now…but I hate to take the bat out of Jay’s hands
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THEY DID IT YESTERDAY AND IT WORKED.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NEED TO GET THEM OVER HERE
HOWEVER WE CAN
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FORGET HIM.
I’D HATE TO TAKE IT OUT OF VOTTO’S HAND. BRUCE? PUT IT ON THE GROUND, BIG GUY.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bunt Bruce
I hate to do it but it makes too much sense here.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HIS MOTHER IS ASHAMED.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ALRIGHT. NOW JUST A SINGLE.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OR A SAC FLY
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD POINT.
(I LOVE HOW IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great job BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCe
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GOOD BUNT JAY
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
950 pitching changes from here on out, people
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LA RUSSA VS. DUSTY
KNIFEY SPOONEY AT ITS FINEST
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
I HATE TLR’S MANAGING WITH A PASSION
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THE ONLY MANAGER WHO FRUSTRATES ME MORE THAN DUSTY IS TLR
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO THIS GUY?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, the guy who falls asleep in intersections.
*Too lazy to find a pic or the YouTube video. Sorry.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WILL THIS DO?
.bmp)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WELSH BRINGS UP A GREAT POINT
THE CARDS CLOSER IS RYAN FRANKLIN. WHO WOULD THROW IT AGAIN.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, Weathers threw it first. With the bases loaded.
Christ, I’m still pissed.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah Tony LaLoser out to over manage
Lets get two runs guys
Boom Boom Clap
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For the love of all that is holy..
Get it done here Ramon.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK HIS HOLDS.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TIE BALLGAME
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TIE GAME BABY
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TIED GAME!
LET’S WIN THIS FUCKER.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In play, runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who else thought..
BP would be out there…jesus
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ME ACTUALLY
HE’S A CRAZY SONOFAGUN ON THE BASEPATHS
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's get Weathers a vulture win!!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THEN LET'S SHOOT HIM.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Appeal play at 2nd Base
BLOW ME CARDINALS
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My sentiments exactly
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm liking this team these days
Good small ball…as much as I don’t care for it – its working
Common cherry
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMN...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CRAP
Rally caps deactivate.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
can't have rally caps while the cards are up
Once we mow down the Cards here they’ll re-engage in full force
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
point taken.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the sac fly Ramon
that’s why I’ll love you forever. Joey Votto is too good for human language to convey (it was just a single, but we needed it!!!)
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Here we go Masset Hound
Let’s get it done, quickly
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nick Massett
Why wasn’t in before Stormy…Dusty Dusty Dusty
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
answered your own question!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
three times, no less
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kind of like Beatlejuice
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yessir
but I hope the Masset Hound is OK
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, two more.
And Fuck he’s hurt.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
who's injured?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's just a bruise.
But he likely won’t pitch in this series again.
by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
I was afraid it was Votto.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome, another man down?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch
Got the out, but that hit him on the pitching arm. Herrera coming in?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup, Lefty Smurf is in.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GD: "lines out, pitcher to 1st baseman"
did he line out or not?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the liner hit Masset on the arm and he threw the runner out
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that's a "line-out," technically speaking!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't be Sad!
This has been a great game!
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Minus the part where:
Rhodes didn’t throw a strike
Weathers threw one too many strikes
Masset took a liner on the throwing bicep
by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Now, if Cincy losses I may just beat something or someone. Hell, I might just kill the first living thing I see.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll kill some Peruvians
They’re on my shit list anyway
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pleqase don't harm the Incans
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm down with the Incans, we're tight.
The fuckers that tried to rob me with knives last night can burn in hell.
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did they try and rob you again?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Pussy Massett
Back in my day you’d piss in dirt and rub some mud on it…
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a truckstop fetish urinal
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thom, Arizona, you know the drill.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We're all drinking already, so this is a coincidence and irrelevant
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Already on it sister
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut the fuck up tHom nobody cares about Buck Slockdicker and D-Backs
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck, you Rasmus. You fucking cheese.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, let's get closer to Pujols batting again next inning by putting a few on. Ridiculous.
by Dude Rock on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Snappy Hats that the Reds are wearing tonight
DRH had better shut this shit down now
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Skip Schumacher,
you can go ahead and eat a dick.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome. Our strength is failing us against a team in the division
and in front of a packed house.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
/limp dick'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Commom Daniel
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shut the fuck up asshole tHong
God I can’t stand his constant blabbing
Jannish sucks = bench him
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Janish now officially has no value
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what kind of error was it?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
off his belly on the short hop
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No thanks.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but
He’s so scrappy his cleat don’t even touch the ground!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...from the jaws of victory...
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
EE's back already
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EE is active
but i’m done with this game cya
by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Just… wow.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, bullpen.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NOPE.
FUCK DUSTY.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty should be changing pitchers right about now
But he can’t wake Dick Pole
What a shame…DRH
Damn we gotta get back up to bat
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THIS SHIT!
FUCK YOU DUSTY! YOU FUCKING FISTBANDS WEARING COCKSUCKER.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget the toothpicks.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the toothpicks
I will shove them up his balloon knot.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this one belongs to the Cards...
Courtesy of Dusty…
by Green Hammer on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So he's bringing in a ROOKIE to face Pujols
I hate this game
by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, the veteran he brought in earlier gave up a grand slam, so...
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Masset would have been good.
Or maybe CoCo for a 4-out save.
by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT THIS BULLPEN IS, I'M
PUNCHING THE NEXT PERSON I SEE
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love this bull pen it is awesome
It’s great
by fourrunhomer on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant a broadcaster, but ok, your wish is granted.
Someone is going to have to come bail me out of jail.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bullpen has been lights out this year!
(I just like the idea of someone getting punched right now)
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fisher and Edwin coming in
This is going to get worse before it gets better, but Edwin might win this in the bottom…
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty sucks. Shoulda never pitched to Pussjols
by Dude Rock on Jul 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Worst game of the year
I say that with confidence. Kick right in the gut. Hate those games where the bullpen just completely blows up.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
goddamnit
they had this game and totally blew it
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now Dusty strolls out to the mound
Oh it looks like he’s going to bring in EdE and Carlos Fisher. One batter too late, why Dusty Why?
I guess he finally got Dick awake enough to make a decision…better walt Albert this time Dustbag
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Er thats WALK ablert
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty Baker eats white toddlers
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's racist. And funny.
And here comes some more runs via Pujols
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck it
fisher should just serve up the 3 run homer. fuck this. it’ll be great fun winning 75 games like always because our manager is a fucking tard.
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah pitch to Pujols again..
Way 2 lrn Dusty.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there any reason not to put Coco in here
At all? Or walk him?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well its a team effort, don't forget Jannish flubbing the third out.
Why would anyone pitch to albert ?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, now they're IBBing?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh but he won't pitch to Ludwick
LMFAO…this is hilarious.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with "clutch," tHom
I’m pretty sure Pujols is good all the damn time.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NOW we walk somone?
What kind of fuckery is this?
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, look, we're intentionally walking someone. Not Pujols. Amazing.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing we played for one run in the eighth.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that move..
I can agree with to an extent. But the rest of the night…fuck you dusty.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOW Dusty gets around to the IBB
Goodness Gracious he sucks
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is any media calling for his head?
I think he’s cost the Reds at least 3 games this year.
by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So fucking stupid.
So goddamn fucking stupid. Good teams finish off this game easily. Decent teams win trhis game easily. ONLY FUCKING TEAMS WITH THEIR HEADS UP THEIR ASSES CANB POSSIBLY LOSE LIKE THIS. Team’s going nowhere with Baker at the helm. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOWHERE.
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Incidentally
if we had fucking intentionally walked Pujols the last two times he came to bat, the game would be tied now.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait a minute, we'd be winning.
That would be four fewer runs.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many you all think we can come back and win it in the 9th
I do
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how many beers..
have you had? We’re fucked.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a chance.
This team is limp right now
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That might be the funniest thing you've ever typed
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to fall into the nebulous zone of negativity
We can win we can!!!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Dusty!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whats up young Mr. Crolfer!!!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not much- getting ready for fireworks and all that...
And watching the Reds manage this game away…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Janish/EdE/Dickerson
Well, at least Janish won’t be batting.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MARTY THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A FULL HOUSE
THIS HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH A TARDBUCKET MANAGING THIS TEAM.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is worse than Narron
pinch hitting Castro for Hamilton.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Christ. I had erased that from my mind.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that will be forever stuck in my mind
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but Narron isn't a racist cannibal.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn't matter how bad my mood is...
That picture always makes me smile.
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so glad I can't see the next 3 games.
Can’t wait till we’re well under .500 again
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TIME FOR RALLY CAPS
GET ’EM ON, FOLKS
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hated Ryan Franklin before...
That go-tarded bunch of chin hair has increased my hate exponentially.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But would you marry him?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Negative, Ghostrider.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arroyo v. Carpenter Sunday!
Sounds like a win to me.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Franklin looks like a complete idiot
If anyone deserves to lose on looks alone its Franklin
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
4 STRAIGHT HOMERUNS
WIN IN SPITE OF YOUR FUCKING MORON MANAGER
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm losing posts
under the grey box
by fourrunhomer on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Laynce Nix
needs to be sent down. He’s terrible.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That was the worst swing ever.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF Nix?
Didn’t hit the ball, but the bat went flying.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice
Strikes out on a ball two feet out of the zone
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Nix
EdE back with absolutely no warm up
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty's a genius!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I just...
took my rally cap off and pissed on it. Fuck it I’m done.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Cardinals announcers
are still baffled that the Reds have pitched to Pujols with men on base.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
EDE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
EDWIN!
RALLY TIME
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have tried really hard to find good things about Dustbrain Baker
But tonight really sours me, really pisses me off…
OOOO Double for Edwin
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And don't forget, Dusty hates you and thinks your kids would taste good slowly basted.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi Edwin, I've missed you.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But would you marry him ?
Ah now its Taveris time..what a joke
oh well common Wily you suck ass turd hit the fucking ball
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think he picked up any managing tips down on the farm that he can pass on to what's his face?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
COMMON REDS
GIVE US VOTTO WITH A CHANCE TO WIN OR TIE
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's up to Taveras
So no.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could get hit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoo-hoo, small ball!! Oh, wait...
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man
Had Paul Janish not utterly fucked up, we’d be a single away from winning it right now.
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
IF WILLY MAKES THE LAST OUT HERE, I'M GOING TO SHOOT DUSTY IN THE FACE
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MICAH IS STILL ON THE BENCH, FYI
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ore great managing by Dustfuckit
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do it..
it’s probably worth the jail time.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you'll have a lot of people willing to bust you out...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not anymore
fucker swung at an obvious ball
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
here comes strike 3
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what the hell is on Franklin's face?
Is that a dead lion cub?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It is musk ox scrotum hair
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
first since may 23
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willy, meet walk
walk, meet Willy
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling they'll never be much more than casual acquaintances.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP A WALK
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy hell, Taveras walked.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Crap.
Someone just died. You all know this.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY
WE NEED YOU
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Border-line miracle there
How many times can Jo-eh save us?
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RALLY CAPS COULD WORK NOW!
WE HAVE JO-EH!!!!!!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Watch the Cards..
Walk Votto. That would be fitting for tonight.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They can do that?
I thought that is against the rules.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi Joeh. Please do something good.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP
IS GAMEDAY LYING, OR DID WILLY JUST WALK?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus does Votto have to some how do it again...
LaLoser may just walk him
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TLR GONNA WALK HIM?
THAT’D GIVE HIM THE EDGE ON DUSTY
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And my boss just turned off the radio.
FML.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BITE HIS EARS OFF
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BULLSHIT!!!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is going to be an "unintentional" intentional walk
Well, except for that inexplicable ruling.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tHom..."That is brutal"
I thought he was going to say ‘bullshit’ for a second.
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU TUBBY
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GameCast shows all 4 pitches out of the strikezone.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
3-1... oh, no, wait. 2-2. Fuck you, ump.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this game sucks because
its dragging now…only to end in defeat.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Full count, two on, two out, down by three, bottom of the ninth
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
get one to drive joe
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Franklin, give him one where you promised you'd throw it again!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU TUBBY
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
whoa..another walk
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Blow me dustfucker
This is the worst managed game I’ve seen since prolly Bob Boone days
Blow meblowmeblowmeblowmeblowmeblowmeblowmeblooooooooowmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Joeh Walks
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
COMMON BP
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on BP
He may hurt himself swinging here
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases Juiced
Christ baseball can bring the drama sometimes
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Walk. Come on BP.
Don’t fall over swinging.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/under on number of swings BP falls down after?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please return the favor BP
This is what you live for Brandon.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
#4 hitter for a reason, I hope!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
crap... 0-2
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes. It is how he works.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the leader on this team
makes things happen
by fourrunhomer on Jul 3, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
boom boom clap
BOOM BOOM CLAP
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shitfuck
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
face of the franchise
……fjhtrohgkjdsfgjdsfjljdsldsfjfgkldsjklfdsfdsfkljklgjdfgljdfgljgkldsjgfldsjflfjdslgfjhweyuhoyu43o95y397645965uiohg
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joey Votto
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP fucking should never be in the cleanup slot...Fuck FUCK fuck
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Game over.
Fuck you, Dusty!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We were cruising...
cruising. Jesus wept…sometimes I hate this damn game
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't remember Franklin being this nasty
I mean he has induced 30 check swings, our offense fucking sucks
FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THIS.
FUCK THIS SO MUCH.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit. Shitshitshit.
Thanks, Dusty. Really, that was grrrreat.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dustforbrains is a moron
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
booooooo
What a waste of a great start by Homer.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
UGH
This game ripped my heart out, hope it doesn’t do the same to the players….
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Worst loss of the year
Worst loss I can remember in a LONG time. And Darren Baker, it lies completely on you and your idiocy
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty owes Homer 10 years worth of dinner.
If Homer gets messed up after this… Gah
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he is a cocky fuck and walks away from tonight feeling good
That may sound negative but I’m sure Harang has been doing the same….
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we trade our announcers to St. Louis. They want to have an orgy with Pujols.
They slobber all over the guy with drool. It gets old.
by Dude Rock on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
just don't trade for the Cards announcers...
Al Hrabosky may be the worst one in baseball…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DUSTY BAKER is officially at the top of my shit list.
1. Dusty Baker
2. Kim Jong Ill
3. Amadimijiad (sp?)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Baker makes those other two seem like Saints
by DocRam on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
or at least Einsteins
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you had two bullets
you’d shoot dusty twice
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*three bullets
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's at the top of mine too.
1. Dusty Baker
2. Barack Obama
3. Osama Bin Laden
4. Chavez
by Dude Rock on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
About Obama over Bin Laden.
tip – just say “yes, of course it was a joke”
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you think...The President doesn't belong on any list with Bin Laden
As bad as GW Bush was I would never even in jest put him on a list with Bid Laden…That is unnecessary bullshit
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guys, stop. You'll never agree, and this isn't the place.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
No religion, no politics.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great, now red reporter is on an FBI list.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
Secret Service’ll shut us down
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's okay to hate on the president
He’s not threatening to shoot him, like some people are with Dusty.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we could make them think Dusty baker is a terrorist...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With Dusty it's ok.
I mean, just to make that clear.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Black helicopters just flew over my house
by Dude Rock on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they crashed into my roof...
Missouri regiment… you know.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same thing.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor Janish
Must be kicking himself.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not hard enough
unless it leads to the DL
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As should Stormy be.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cRAZY jOEY AND HARANG SHOULD SNEAK INTO HIS OFFICE AND TAKE A DUMP ON BAKERS DESK
by featherman on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
(And Homer)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how bout the whole team?
And RR?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely
I descried what Baker did as taking a crap on the Mona Lisa
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to see Jim Day rage
That would help tonight.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Great job Dusty,
I’m officially on the replace Dusty bandwagon…he has absolutely no creativity.
Well tomorrow’s another day.I don’t blame Weathers, or Jannish or BP… They’ve shown that they can get the job done time after time. Dusty sucks…
Oh and leave our President out of any list with Bin Laden – i don’t find that appropriate.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Worst president of my lifetime. Worst administration of my lifetime. Clueless. I'll leave him second on the list, thank you very much.
by Dude Rock on Jul 3, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
apparently I lost the youngest poster status...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nice one, crolfer.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
44 years old. Lived through Nixon, Ford, idiot Carter, the best president Reagan, Bush I, Clinton, Bush II, and now the biggest idiot president of my lifetime.
by Dude Rock on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're just not going to stop, are you?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No more politics. This isn't the place.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall, tear it down!
(Reagan starts punching the wall of a McDonald’s)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan Smash! Reagan Smash!
Mcdonald’s Employee #1: What’s that?
Mcdonald’s Employee #2: Oh it’s just Reagan. Just leave him alone, he’ll tire himself out.
(Reagan lies down on the sidewalk)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan sleepy …
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Keep your politics off this website, last warning
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, kids. Enough from here on out. Everyone.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take it to another forum
Don;t want to fucking hear that bullshit
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grow Up and stick to baseball dude
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RALLY CAPS AREN'T ON, I'M JUST YELLING NOW
FUCK YOU DUSTY.
FOR PITCHING TO PUJOLS WITH THE BASES LOADED AND A 3 RUN LEAD.
FOR PUTTING WEATHERS IN, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS 9-FOR-FUCKING-18 WITH TWO MOTHERFUCKING HOMERS AGAINST HIM.
FOR LOOKING AT HOMER BAILEY AND SAYING “NICE START KID, I’M GONNA FUCK THIS UP FOR YA”.
FOR KEEPING YOUR BEST RELIEVER (COCO) AND YOUR BEST PINCH HITTER (MICAH) ON THE BENCH IN THE MOST PIVOTAL POINTS OF THE BALLGAME.
YOUR ASS SHOULD BE FIRED RIGHT NOW. I HOPE HOMER BAILEY TAKES HIS FUCKING SHOTGUN AND BLOWS YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF.
(OH YEAH, AND 10,000 POSTS, BITCH. BK, OUT.)
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
been there, done that
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's imagine
A 2010 rotation of:
Cueto
Volquez
Harang
Bailey
Owings
Ah fuck it the lineup will still suck shit it’s literally impossible to be positive right now.
by homerun21 on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering what do we do if EV comes back healthy?
I would love to trade Arroyo this year.
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm just sitting here infuriated
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Me too
I hate that the Reds can make me want to punch my fist through a wall, but such is fandom.
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't overstate this:
FUCK YOU, DUSTY!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Give this man a REC
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanna burn some frickin oreo packaging...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No Crolfs...take a deep breath
Deep breathing and relax now…not the oreos…not the oreos
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can I burn that thing off of Franklin's face at least?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're on fire kid
no pun intended
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you want to be arrested
Its and endangered spiecies
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everytime he goes to the barber, he has to file an Environmental Impact Statement!
rimshot
..what, nothing?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping just the packaging, not the cookies
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
never the cookies
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That my friend is my friend is Musk Oxen scrotum hair...just don't let it touch you
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anybody know some good freaking picnic recipes?
PS- Screw you Dusty
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you deep frying the whole thing?
I know sandwiches and drinks and shit. But I don’t know recipes for picnics.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was actually going for the former... But I could just set the cooler or basket or whatnot on fire... hmmm
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The NY Times
has an article on how to make the perfect burger, with recipes.
I am making beer in the butt chicken tomorrow, and my mom’s macaroni salad. Mainlanders tend to find Hawaiian food kind of bland, though, so I’ll spare you the recipe.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sweet, thanks much!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well.
I’m off to get wildly drunk. Alone.
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
have fun- but not too much... since... yeah, never mind
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll be in my room
Can’t afford to get robbed anymore
by chesirecat on Jul 3, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn your cheese coney
must fight urge to go get………………..
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Bullpen won this game for teh cardinals
but the Baseball tonight people wioll probably bow down to Pujols again.
I;m sick of that guy, and his whiney un sportsmanlike behavior. Would Votto behave like a whiney little girl after he pops up like that? No. Accusing a great young pitcher of cheating cus you can’t catch up to his split finger? That’s garbage. Pujols is a jerk.
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
About the accusation of cheating???
Quote?
by jsl413 on Jul 3, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pujols
After bialey strucjk him out, he talked to the ump about Bailey using a spit ball; then later when Bailey popped him up on a good curve, Pujols slammed his bat into the ground and shouted. Looked like a baby.
I am pissed right now, big time pissed at him right now for hitting that grand slam, but I was anoyed wth his play
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least thats what Marty and the Welsh crowd was syaing he was doing
even if he didn’t, he still behaved like an ass when he popped up, he is too used to dominating
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
While Pujols' behavior tonight was maybe unsportsmanlike.
He’s generally one of the not-shitty dudes in baseball. And Brendan likes him because he supports soccer.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard that he is usually cool
which is why I shouldn’t be posting when Im pissed, but if he really accused Bailey of a spit ball he is getting a big head
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's kind of a jerk though...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, you'd be mad too if that was your herb ... garden.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol
I should lay off Pujols, but that grand slame was, to parahpharse “Step Brothers” a freakin’ gut punch! That and I’m tired of all teh hype. Yeah he might be the greatest player blah blah. I’m done
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will say he is the best right now
But I keep hoping it comes out that he is juiced…
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Pujols with a passion...
I have to listen to the Cards announcers gush over him every game I watch… And the guy always looks like he just relieved himself when he bats…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are right!
Looks stressed and constipated
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So other than firing Dusty, whats the solutions. long term and short term?
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
30 lashes
for every bullpen pitcher of the night
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hunting him down and... removing him from baseball.
Permanently.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No,
Just fire his ass then have the Cubs rehire him, or trade him for LaRussa.
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
much less fun
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larussa is pretty gross looking
I think we should have a nerd who plays MLB 2K whatever manage and hire some good looking authoratative dude to play the manager role, maybe LIam Neeson?
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like Enders Game of baseball.........
I like it
by kennythered on Jul 3, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great reference rec'd
Be very awesome
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, what?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spoilery reference to a book by Orson Scott Card called "Ender's Game"
A great sci-fi classic
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I've actually read every book in both series...
I just got stuck on the “good looking authoritative dude” and couldn’t suss out the reference.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 3, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry! I can see how you would get distracted by that
I was just figuring, if someone was maanging behind teh scenes, why not have a good looking dude be the front?
by Red_Poodle on Jul 3, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs