Game 100 Thread: Padres at Reds
by Slyde on Jul 29, 2009 5:27 PM EDT
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What an exciting day today, huh? I know, Wladimir Balentien isn't exactly the savior that the Reds need, but hey at least they made a deal. We know it's possible now, right? That should keep us on our toes for the next couple of days.
Twenty-one-year old Mat Latos was the Padres 11th round draft pick in 2006 and has made 2 starts in the big leagues since being called up directly from Double-A after putting up some impressive numbers in the minors. In his minor league career, he struck out 10.5 batters per 9 IP while walking just 2.3 per 9, which led to an ERA of 2.49 and a WHIP of just 1.06. Some impressive numbers, but he's still young. Not that it matters much to this Reds team.
Latos and the Padres have to be favored to get the win today simply because they are facing Aaron Harang. Oh sure, Harang may pitch a complete game and only give up 2 runs, but we all know that doesn't give him any real shot at getting the victory, does it? Not that Harang has done much to keep himself in the game of late anyway, posting a 5.53 ERA over his last 7 starts, though he does have an awesome 40/10 K/BB ratio. Frankly, at this point, until I see some evidence stating otherwise, I'm going to just go ahead and blame his teammates for all of his problems. Harang doesn't deserve it.
Something new for tonight!
After tonight's game, I'm going to try something brand new: a post-game talk show! That's right, my appearance on Mo Egger's show has gone to my head and thanks to the site TalkShoe, I'm hoping that I can pull off something resembling a post-game show immediately following the end of the game. Currently, because I can't figure out how to do it otherwise, it is scheduled for 10pm, but in reality it will start shortly after the end of the game. I'll post a notice on the site when it starts. You will be able to call in to a toll free number and everything! Though that doesn't mean I will put you on the "air," but I'll try. You can check out the site through the button below for all of the details on what you need to do to join the show. It's probably going to be awkward and uncomfortable, so in other words, like just about every day on this site.
Oh yeah, I can't forget this:
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"I never should have given up the animation rights."
by BobbyO on Jul 29, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ALL POINTS BULLETIN: THE BABY IS MISSING.
I just checked back on the baby, and the basket was empty – who let her out!?!
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
*Update*
The baby has been found. Apparently, Madonna bought her. Thank God she’s ok.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
Do we at least get an African orphan to be named later?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
given a traditional name I hope
like OJ
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
is that the Asian guy on Lost?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Did Wladimir make a preemptive move?
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 29, 2009 5:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Wladimir translated means Saver of Babies
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
It's the balance we've been looking for
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
perhaps we'll see how good of a manager this Dusty Baker really is
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Unfortunately we already have
seen how good of a manager Dusty Baker is.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 29, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So- guess what- I probably will be missing another game thread...
Free concert downtown featuring Jakob Dylan and The Wallflowers! I think I’ll intentionally run the edge of my car into a goth kid so i can drive home from the concert with one headlight. (Not sure why any goth kids would be around a Wallflowers concert, but oh well)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
The Wallflowers are still around huh?
Isn’t “One Headlight” older than you are?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You sure are into music you should have been listening to 13 years ago
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Why the love for all the mid-90's stuff?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Because I didn't listen to it in the mid-90's of course...
I listen to a good bit of other stuff too though.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Do you like Sex and Candy
little boy?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
What about Blood, Sugar, Sex and Magik
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually I rally hate the whole vampire fad going on right now
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Damn, I had a feeling when he was brought up that we'd end up facing Latos in this series.
Reds lose tonight 2-0. Aaron Harang beats up Wladimir to welcome him to Cincinnati.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Postgame shiw
Really cool idea!
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 29, 2009 5:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
If my call is not taken and my questions answered to my liking I will most likely burn down your house
Just sayin’
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
hi.. Adam from Milwaukee here
I’m visually excited to “talk” on the phone with you
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I may or may not be on the postgame show.
I usually reserve that time for talking to sexy singles in my area on Wlive Wlinks, but I may be down at Bar Wlouie for the dollar burgers.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
you mean dowllar bugers
I can already tell we are gonna have some fun with Wladdy
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 29, 2009 5:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
TALK SHOW!!!! This is awesome!
Can Mads be the show’s Ed McMahon Andy Richter JIm Norton Artie Lang Beetlejuice?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions
Also, is cussing alright? If not, that's fine.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I have labeled it as Parental Control
meaning, “Fuck Yeah!”
(Not that the rating matters since it’s an unlisted show)
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
no, but boobs may be discussed
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
yay
is this going to be strictly baseball, or will you answer my UK recruiting questions?
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
strictly baseball
I’m only planning a half-hour, so I’ll probably try to stay on topic tonight. If the technology works well, we’ll expand to an hour and get off topic, though probably not basketball recruiting. That’s only because I’m a dick.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Because he loves it when i steer the topic away from baseball
especially to conversations about UK
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
I am available and at a resonable price I might add.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Wait a minute this is an 'unlisted show'
Hmmm I’ll have to check with my agent…
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Also, Sanchez
looks to be headed to San Fran
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions
So does that mean they traded all their Opening Day starters?
that is kinda gangster, really.
Colin Auscapee: RR Emeritus Par Excellence, OB-GYN Esquire III
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 29, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
All but 1
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
some laroche dude?
Colin Auscapee: RR Emeritus Par Excellence, OB-GYN Esquire III
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 29, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
actually, there are 2 still remaining
and a LaRoche is one of them.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Ryan "God" Doumit
This has to be a Bermanism, right?
I once defended the managerial styles of Jerry Narron after a Reds loss in a bar after a long night of drinking. I wish I could say that I don't remember doing that.
Ryan "God"?
I don’t get it.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
dammit instead of doumit
it’s been a long day
I once defended the managerial styles of Jerry Narron after a Reds loss in a bar after a long night of drinking. I wish I could say that I don't remember doing that.
your chops have been busted!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
HE FELL FOR IT!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you tricked him!
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
I'm about as sad...
As Brandon Moss is for not getting mentioned in this post
I once defended the managerial styles of Jerry Narron after a Reds loss in a bar after a long night of drinking. I wish I could say that I don't remember doing that.
So long, Freddy "The Mole" Sanchez!
Actually, we’ll be seeing him sooner than later.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
Man, this call in show, Chad Johnson's show...
It’s a red letter day for Cincinnati sports broadcasts.
I'd like to thank the Pirates
for trying to insure that the Reds don’t finish last
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Oh, I don't think we have to worry about them...
they’re sellers, and we are obviously buyers!
I wish I could fast-forward tonight’s game and watch the New-Look Reds tomorrow!
so our new guy was DFA'd over the weekend?
and this is reason to hope why?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
He was DFA'd because he was out of options
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I would not DFA tonight's FAsoftheG
Becky hammons – http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/photos_large/2008/10/07/hot-russian-00.jpg
Basketball is still a favorite sport…
Laura Jackson
http://www.krepsinis.net/imgs/jackson_lauren_sexy_430x.jpg
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
This may have been mentioned elsewhere...
but have you all seen the impressive list of candidates for the Reds HOF next season?
You, the fan, get to vote:
Bret Boone, Jeff Brantley, Norm Charlton, John Franco, Danny Graves, Kevin Mitchell, Hal Morris, Paul O’Neill, Chris Sabo and Scott Sullivan.
I thought Sabo, O'Neill, and Charlton were no brainers
but slyde thinks that Franco should be in there. Discuss.
I think Sabo, O'Neill, Charlton and Franco are all no-brainers.
Also, for sheer humor, if Graves made it in, how awkward/awesome would that be?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
scott sullivan should be in over o'neill
it’s just about contributions to the reds
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
I'll agree Sullivan should be in, however, I still think he was a big part of the 90 WS run.
Of course, I was 6 at the time so my perception could be a little off.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
And by ' he was a big part of the 90 WS run.'
I meant O’Neill
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't vote for whiners.
No NO For O’Neil
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I just remember him entertaining me whenever he flew off the handle.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The '90 season really was my guiding light on my choices.
Being an 8-year-old at the time really made it magical. The Barry Larkin front-flip. The ball I had autographed by Jose Rijo. The t-shirt my friend Terry got for me for my birthday. It was a fantastic time to be a child in Cincy.
A few of those are really before my time as a conscious, Reds-loving individual
since I was apparently about 6 months old when Franco was traded. I do have fond memories of most of them though.
Pirates pillaged the Giants
They sent off Freddy Sanchez straight up for Tim Alderson, their preseason No. 4 prospect.
McCovey Chronicles thread is highly entertaining
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
What is everyone's take on Harang?
I give him 5 innings with 5 runs.
Hopefully our powerhouse offense can provide him with enough runs for a win.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I was looking away...
and all I heard was “and that one goes off the body of Gomes”
That couldn’t have looked good.
VOTE NORM
He’s the one who prolly deserves it the most
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Uh OH...that Rascal Dusty
Good luck toAaron Harang
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Geez maybe I should rethink my 5 innings 5 runs prediction
Oh Well…I hope there are no scouts here to see Adam Harang
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Soo... Anyways
peace out all- time to go get ready for that concert- peace out.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Sabo was a fun guy to have around and all but I don't see him as a Red's HOFer
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
5-0 in the first
this is why we continue to watch…
hey look dick pole is going to the mound for the first time!
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
My prophecy of 5 is fullfilled
Harang is…….
(toast)
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Geez, it was 2-0 when I started catching up with this thread
What the hell, Aaron? I mean, what the hell?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi this is Mads from Cincinnati
How long can this team go on with Aaron Harang in the toilet?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
well doc I can see that you're a fan of DustyBall
Get em on (right)
Get em over (LOL)
Get em in (OK innings over, lets get out in the field)
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I'm very glad I'm not watching or listening to this.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions
Feces Sunset
A new designer shade that is sweeping the West Coast
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Tonights line-up
6 people with a sub .253 BA
That is absolutely pathetic.
by Dave from Louisville on Jul 29, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
yikes
Is something wrong with Harang?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yes, 31 is ancient
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Yes he's toast.
He prolly needs a couple of weeks off and a new team…however is still young at heart
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Assuming this game continues to get out of hand
The MLS All-Star game is on tonight, around 9:00. It’s worth tuning in to see Rio Tinto Stadium in Salt Lake City. Seriously, it might be one of the most beautfiul stadiums in the country.
Men's ore women's allstars?
No one watches the guys…
well my friend Cal and a couple of his pals watch but….
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Men
No Beckham, but there will be plenty of Landycakes.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe Heather Mitts and the Boston Breakers are playing the Washington Freedom tonight though.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that on television?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Heather
http://www.sports-wired.com/women/Heather_Mitts.html
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
It's on locally on Comcast Sports Network
…but I don’t have cable.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
is that all star game like the NHL's
where there’s a tremendous amount of scoring
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Used to be
Now they’ve switched to a format where they play foreign club teams (this year it’s Everton, starring American goalkeeper Tim Howard), so the games are a little more competitive. Still pretty decent scoring though. Last year MLS beat West Ham 3-2.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
As a Liverpool fan, I will watch this. And hope everyone on Everton gets hurt.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Great beer and a fun team.
The Magpies have my favorite jerseys of all!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm reallly hoping Anton Peterlin gets some playing time
To rub it in the face of his American counterparts toiling in MLS.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 29, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you seen any of the "Goal!" series?
He’s kind of a real life Santiago Munez.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
No, it's on my list.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 29, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Walt may have waited too late to trade Aaron
I can’t think that anyone would give a whole lot for him at his present stage of production..
Meanwhile Walt is out trying to unload the one decent Vet pitcher we have.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
when I was young I had a job as a serviceperson
had to go in lots of people’s houses – there are places filled with that stuff, although usually its old ladies
Hey everybody, how's it goi...
Oh. 5-0. Excellent.
Later!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Do ya'll think that if the Padres had to play the rest of the game with 7 people in the field
that the Reds would have the slightest chance of winning this one?
Colin Auscapee: RR Emeritus Par Excellence, OB-GYN Esquire III
Does he ever stop eating?
He’s going to weigh 700 lbs. soon.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
He only stops eating to talk about what he is eating.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 29, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Soon he'll be on the Prince Fielder diet
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Prince sometimes keeps sunflower seeds in his back pocket
to eat while he’s playing. That’s crazy – not Whiplash crazy, but crazy.
Wow, you really know how to make Ladies Night exciting!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
sponsored by the Creation Museum?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hey guys.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Since no one dais it, hi!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Well gang time to close up the ol work computer and head out on the highway to the ghetto
I’ll be checking in to so if Aaron lasts 5 innings
And to see if we get a hit before Harang gives up another run.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Brewers almost on
I’m afraid to flip channels and watch. Will they be slapped around by the Nats again?
Are you calling in?
Because if you are, I see you and I taking this to a MLS All-Star Game talk show pretty quickly.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 29, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Cherry Hudson Junior time!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Poll Question of the day
What’s the Cowboy’s favorite dessert?
I hate this organization
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
The answer is E
All of the above shoved into a blender, with the result poured over a 20 oz. T-Bone steak, topped with wipped cream.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think ice cream is part of what goes into the blender, but sure
16 more scoops of ice cream.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
You forgot a tall glass of gravy to wash it all down
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
And as soon as he's done...
It’s time for Fourth Meal.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Jeff Brantley is a fat piece of shit.
There. I’ve said and I feel better.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG
The freaking text poll is even about Brantley’s gluttony.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Fuck tHom and the dick he rode in on
Colin Auscapee: RR Emeritus Par Excellence, OB-GYN Esquire III
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok here's the post-game show:
Slyde: Can this team turn this train wreck around?
Caller 1: No
Caller 2: Nope
Caller 3: Heck no
Slyde: Goodnight, ladies and gentlemen!
I think there should be an edict from upper management
a moratorium on all food-related topics.
This shit is fucking stupid.
Colin Auscapee: RR Emeritus Par Excellence, OB-GYN Esquire III
can you send it to the Yankees, too?
I really don’t care if Michael Kay has never eaten a condiment before.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
so he says
They’re making a big deal about Emeril feeding him his first condiment tonight.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
that girl in the orange dress was the hottest they could find?
fuck you, Cincinnati.
Colin Auscapee: RR Emeritus Par Excellence, OB-GYN Esquire III
I hate you MLB.TV
Why won’t you sync up WLW with the video of the game? I’m sick of this cowboy shit. I want marty!
Is it still 5-0? What inning is it?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks. Smart ass.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i think there has been a mix-up
I used the word “surely” which is a homophone for the first name “Shirley.” I could understand how this confusion might come from a verbal conversation, but it seems odd that there would be a mix-up when communicating through the written word.
(The scene left on the 'Airplane' cutting room floor.)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Rain's coming down
This is gonna be delayed.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Fantastic, that's all the people at the ol' ballyard want, I'm sure.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
it'd be ok if the reds don't finish this inning
that is, unless there are three outs already. damn mlb,tv delay.
Fucking Banana Phone
Please start the call-in show early to cover the delay. It’d be an awesome primer for the real show.
"Taco fillings!"
by Lucky Pierre on Jul 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
sMarty clowning on the yankees PBP guy was a bit funny
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
...and they're talking about Jeff Brantley eating food again...
I’m shocked.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
a lotta places won't bring you just wings, they make you order the pizza
so i just order up a mess of wings with a pizza and throw the pizza away and eat the wings!
whoa-boy!
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Where won't they let you order just wings?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
In his fucking Rainman mind.
That’s where.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
The wings places I like don’t even serve pizza. Where the hell does he order his food? (Aside from “everywhere”)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
earlier he was saying he got his wings from "friday's"
so who knows?
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
or getting pasta at...
fuck, I don’t, Fridays?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Dude doesn't fuck on Fridays
Quit riding him for it.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I'm calling in to the post-game show
and we’ll be discussing this further.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
And on the phone right now we have "loud bitch" from the 513
welcome to the show, what’s on your mind?
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
No, Ash.
If you swallow you can’t get pregnant.
Unless it’s JCH’s batch, then all bets are off.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
what was jacoby's BA vs pitchers making their first appearance against him?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
My sister sent me a bottle opener from Namibia
It’s made from a warthog’s tusk. I’m just looking at it now, not even using it to open any bottles. It’s infinitely more interesting than this game.
FSN Has decided they're gonna start showing some high school chicks
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
NAMBLA makes that mandatory.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
This has been a really boring game.
So it’s fitting that we start the boring post-game show on that foot.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Good god. This guy has almost no-hit us
and there’s probably a good chance we’ll get no-hit at some point this season.
Well, he's at 86 pitches
At least this won’t be as bad as the outing against Luke Hochevar.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
We got shutout by him on 86 pitches
AND HE PITCHES FOR THE ROYALS!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Down 5-1
and at 115 pitches…..grrrrrrr.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
do you ever say
i like new york
but why’s it gotta be so expensive?
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
sometimes i wish
we just waste one of our relievers for the very 1st inning and then throw out our starter.
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
If I'm Aaron Harang, I have to ask myself
“What teams in MLB actually, you know, score runs? Can I get traded there?”
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
i learned the other day..
he has a limited no-trade clause…did not know that..
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew he has one...
I forget the exact stipulations though.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
i read
he wrote down a bunch of teams he didnt want to be traded to and thats basically what it is.
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's something about him
how does he consistently get limited run support while arroyo gets decent run support? It really seems like there’s something more to it than “hurf-de-durf that’s the randomness of BASEBALL!!!!”
theoretically it would be because he would face off against better pitchers
but i don’t know if that’s actually the case
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
if we combine
the Padres and the Reds teams..that team would still suck.
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
I'm all for it.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
by ZJiff30 on Jul 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I can't stop thinking of the hangman in Blazing Saddles now.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I like how the Cowboy was flipping us all off.
He must have read the thread tonight. Whoo-hee-boy!
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
the reds are worse than people are giving them credit for
They seemed to catch a ton of lucky breaks early in the season and even then, they were only decent. It feels like their chickens are finally coming home to roost. Hoooo-eeee boy! Goodnight, Irene!
was down there until the 6th
I had to leave (for a few reasons), but this team is really staring to aggravate me. The Padres!!!!!! They are probably our only legitimate shot a winning for a while. I did sit in right field and had a pair of bird binoculars which provided a nice view of Gomes, so there’s that. I noticed Crawford was the first base ump. I looked over that way a few times but didn’t see anything interesting going on.
This team makes me sad…..
Did you glare him?
Did he cower in fear?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
are you a stalker poodle?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
these guys are killing me
62 nights of this crap left
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Hello, children
How we looki — Oh, right.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I did not mean to reply to Pete
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I'm sure
Dusty found him a nice home on a farm where he can run and play and be happy.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
FUCK THIS SHITTY TEAM!!!
That’s it. I’m getting drunk and then calling Slyde? Who’s with me?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
Just got home.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
To hell with this mess
I love you all dearly but I’m going to grab some more dinner and go to bed. I’m a tired monkey.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I heard Thom say a while back that Votto is not seeing the ball well
I can tell you that, in his first AB, he had a double ad was robbed by a great play. I think he saw it pretty well!
Is that a humming bird on the inner wrist of Donovan?
Good god, why does he represent America?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Really don't like that guy.
Also, would it be innapropriate to call Slyde and start sining YNWA if an Everton player goes down?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Singing even.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
2 game losing streak.
It’s been real. Post-game show time.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
What an attrocious, terrible, god-awful piece of shit this team is.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
We're certainly establishing a tradition of winning, no?
So, how many days ’til football?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I've slowed up on the countdown on facebook, but I think I'll get back into it here shortly
It’s in the Mid 30s for Div. I
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
So, we're gonna get started with the post game at 9:58 ET
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Aaron Harang has to go.
With every start, his trade value diminishes.
Soon, we’ll be lucky to get a bag of balls and a few taped up batting practice bats.
He simply cannot get major league hitters out anymore on an consistent basis.
by MyScreenNameIsKevin on Jul 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
Have to run, but the postgame chat was great
actually way better than most radio stuff. There wasn’t any nonsensical yelling lol.
Thanks for the minor league hotness update, it did not go unappreiated ;)
Thanks for the questions
hopefully the recording will be up soon.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Sorry Imissed the end of the game
and even sorried that I was unavailable for Slyde’s PlayhouseRadio Show
I hate it when I have a’feeling’ and I make a prediction and am as ‘off’ as I was tonight.
But I do blame Dusty.
Should be leading Gonzo off…actually shouldn’t be playing Gonzo
Lead off with Jerry Jr.
Should be playing Nix. Let him have a goodly number of games to either get his shit on track or DFA him
Can’t Keep Batting BP 5th
Shoulda pulled Harang after the 2nd batter.
So when is the new guy Wadmore coming?
This ought to be good. Delmonte McFuffbag with power.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
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