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Game 98, Thread 2: Win it for Joey!




As trade rumors have been swirling all afternoon, the Reds find themselves without a familiar face in the dugout tonight.  No, no trades, but Joey Votto got tossed by noted Canada-haters Phil Cuzzi and Jerry Crawford for arguing a check-swing strike.  "Fucking horseshit," Joey called it, and I'm inclined to agree.

Meanwhile, the rest of the (good players on the) team have decided to beat the crap out of the Padres.  Home runs by Brandon Phillips and Jonny Gomes, and shutout pitching from Homer Bailey have the Reds up 4-0 in the top of the 4th.

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Hi

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

1st

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

hai

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

High

Like the OF of Wily Laynce and Gomes
Where is Votto

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

aflac - update

How many guys won 5 or more games with both the Reds and Padres?

Clay Kirby
Fred Norman
Chris Hammond
Brett Tomko

and Aaron Harang after next year

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!!

WTF got into Willy?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

great post

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great minds and all that.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit

what has gotten into the Virus

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Wily T

Nice toss !!!!!!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

EdE might have missed him

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

winning baseball!!

shit yeah it’s cool.

has Arroyo been traded for Hermida and Rolen yet?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

S'up Caleb

How about the offense tonight
Where’s joey

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

joey is lathering it up in the shower

got run in the 1st

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

EDE!!!!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

EdE!!!!!!!!!

I wish we could play these guys more.

by DocRam on Jul 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

This kid for SD sucks.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

which one?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was refering to the pitcher, but yeah, lots of them.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

EdE just heard the news that Rolen's coming

How Votto get tossed
S’up Chuck!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Get your head out of the toilet !

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit,

I’m only my first bottle of wine in. It’s early.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edwin Elpidio Encarnacion!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Cowboys says:

“If I was Edwin I’d get right up on the plate and try to jerk everything”

Think before you speak, Jeff.

by DocRam on Jul 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

or...

just face ‘em up against a cliff’s edge and have ‘em look down. They’ll submit.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

duh

It is in California

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brantley

wants Edwin to jerk everything

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I'll be damned

Chris Welsh is one of the answers to the AFLAC question

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

AFLAC answer 11

How many guys won 5 or more games with both the Reds and Padres?

Clay Kirby
Fred Norman
Chris Hammond
Brett Tomko
Dave Tomlin
Bob Shirley
Chris Welsh
David Wells
Kevin Jarvis
Dennis Rasmussen
Joey Hamilton

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Watch us win this and Bob come out and say 'We're still in it, we don't need to make moves.'

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Gomes - Nix - Wily not a bad combo

Who is Joey Hamilton?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

funny

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitched for the Reds in the early 00's

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think what?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

For right now YES....better than a bunch of prospects.

Better than McFlurry and Hairston and Wily.
For what we have available it is the best group.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

a bad nightmare

this picture sums up his Reds career:

by Cy Schourek on Jul 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crign Taintum

My new fav Red

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

What is he, Welsh?

(From Wales, not the self-appointed “crafty lefthander”).

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 27, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off to Mio's with Mrs. M.

I’ll check back in soon gang – keep this win alive til I get back

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Brantley's commentary is creepy

and he keeps misusing that marker overaly thing

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Just checkin' in

Damn, Madville was a whirlwind of drunkenness tonight, wasn’t he?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

as opposed to any other night

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where's Joey?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joey who?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you too Slyde - hey how was the the interview with Mo

I like him about the best of all the sports talk guys.
Now I’m fucking leaving but I’ll be back Goddamn it

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably, hands down

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that he has much competition in that field

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

zero competition

although, i think brunker does a nice job

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Find It Here

Under 7/27 Hour 2

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I was surprised

but he had the guy by a mile.

Maybe Votto’s ejection fired em all up?

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which, as has been mentioned by many here ...

that’s the manager’s job. Not your best player’s.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah Dusty has fallen even lower in my estimation

he is so slow and doesn’t get tossed himself. It’s not lke him getting tossed is more likely to make us lose, but it might help us win

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

who was the last Reds outfielder to throw out two guys in one game?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay Bruce

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't remember that

game?

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was my thought

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce did it in August last year per tHom

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I just realized that another Votto hit streak

was snapped by an ejection. That bums me out! But this scoring does not lol.

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

what's Homer's pitch count?

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

64

After the groundout there.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is throwing hard

not sure about all of that though

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

it sounds absurdly high

but he has his best velocity tonight it looks like

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that on Radio?

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is a major turn off for me

Brantley not Homer. He just doesn’t call the games well and always sounds a bit buzzed

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brantley doesn't know how to talk.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, off-topic it's not funny,

but I happened to accidentally listen to sMarty talking to Tracy Jones and some carbon blob from sector 7G on WLW this afternoon and they were talking Pete.

sMarty was in rare form, arguing not just for Pete to be re-instated for HOF Veteran Committee, but that he deserved to be completely re-instated (you know, despite all those plaques in clubhouses that warn that gambling on your team is a lifetime ban), so Rose could manage. Jones, a dufus of epic proportions, was orgasmic at the thought of Pete running another Reds pitching staff into the ground.

What I found the most interesting was sMarty stating it had been long enough and, if the country can forgive the President for doing unspeakable acts in the White House, then Pete Rose could be re-instated. At first, I was like, “I haven’t forgiven Bush for John Yoo or starting an unnecessary war with Iraq” and then I realized sMarty was talking Clinton (I guess we know one thing Mrs. sMarty is reluctant to do!).

Can you imagine? I was pretty okay with forgiving Clinton for getting blow jobs, because they didn’t seem to ruin the whole idea of being President. I dare say, seems like most world leaders could use one now and again, especially Putin (give it a rest, Vlad, everybody does NOT have to think you’re a bad ass), but I don’t even have a guarantee Rose won’t start betting on the Reds the second he sits behind the desk. It’s not like he stopped gambling or stopped liking money.

sMarty then went on to say that PED’s are worse than gambling, which I found to be the most profoundly stupid statement of a profoundly stupid interview (Strike one? Tracy Jones was involved. Strike two? They were talking Pete).

Anyway, off-topic, but this shows you where the average fan is in this town. Not a day goes by that sMarty and Cowboy aren’t referred to by the fans on blogs as being unassailable bastions of the truth. IF Rose is re-instated completely, he WILL be managing this team before a calendar year is up.

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep the Presidents out of it

because all of them have done some crap in the White House.

Pete should be reinstated. I don’t think he should be allowed to manage though. A front office job yes but on the field, or in uniform no.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm curious as to what you thought of the president lying under oath to a grand jury

Since that is actually what happened. But then again, I’m not really that curious.

by Brian B on Jul 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think it wasn't a material lie, he lost his license for it, and became the second President impeached for it

Seems a pretty fair punishment for a ridiculous question in a meritless lawsuit. But, Brian, the question is why sMArty’s fractured mind marries President Clinton’s transgressions with the fact that Rose violated a rule posted in EVERY clubhouse. Say what you want about Clinton, but the “acts he did in the Oval Office” was the blow job, not the perjury trap and there wasn’t a plaque outside the Oval Office that said “Blow jobs in here by interns will get Newt Gingrich to impeach you.” If only Pete could say that.

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lost his license and was impeached

And then he was forgiven and permitted to remain president of the united states. Pete was kicked out of the only industry he ever worked in, and has not been forgiven. Seems fair to raise the comparison, whether you are a blow hard like Marty or not. And it seems it especially irks you because because of your politics.

Your notice argument has been made repeatedly since before he was banned. We get it. There was a sign. But that has nothing to do with whether 20 years is “enough.”

by Brian B on Jul 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hell yes, it does. it say BANNED FOR LIFE

And, last I checked that money grubbing autograph hound is still hawking his wares. His life is not over.

PS You’ll note he was “allebnowed to remain President,” not by the beneficence of the American people, but because the law said he was supposed to finish his term. Had nothing to do with the American people. Just like Pete’s crime was enumerated and placed upon him as operation of the stated rule.

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

banned for life

had a stipulation that MLB reneged on

but that really is enough talk about Presidential bullcrap don’t you think?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

He wasn’t removed from office after the House impeached him because the Senate didn’t convict him on 2/3 vote. There’s no law that said he had to remain in office.

Also, I don’t know where you came up with why the Paula Jones lawsuit was “meritless.”

by Brian B on Jul 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

weeds dude. You're off in them.

  sMarty is weird for somehow comparing the two.

I don’t plan on re-litigating the late 90’s on a baseball blog

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice outing by Homer so far

but the Reds need some pile on runs

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yep, I love it when he pitches well

not just because we win, but he is a fun pitcher to watch.

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you just 'nukkah'd nukkah

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have to step out for a bit

but wanted to say before I go that I think it is strange that the 3B Ump came after Votto cursing him out too—is that common? Seemed like he really wanted to fires up Votto further.

Before I forget, Willy T is on fire! (had to say it once this season)

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Crawford was patient but

seems like the REds have had issue with him before

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

she was more of a Dodger girl

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happend before?

I’m juyst so fed up with the way the games have been called against us. Like that EdE call yesterday

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP

way not to hustle

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

yes but

he did not run at first. ANd even after they yelled he still never sprinted

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saw him loafin'.

he didn’t go all out, that’s for sure. he knew he wouldn’t have to though.

by GrooveLeg on Jul 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good lord the Padres are bad.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Rosales

I get why he’s here (40 man) but are we really that thin on players we don’t want to burn an option on?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a laser shot

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

That ball got out of here fast.

5-2 Reds

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

miltonesque

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everth?

As in, “What Everth the matter, my dear?”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck 5-3.

Back-to-back.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooookay

That’s quite enough of that.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp,

seeing as how we just finished rehabbing our kitchen, I should probably go ahead a piss in the sink to bring Homer some luck.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

deep breath

let the kid work out of this

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the sig line Caleb

I saw an old man pull out a knife at the Walgreens on Glenway by Elder High School on day when a young guy talk too much shit about a parking spot. Too true.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to catch the bus there my freshman year.

I once saw a woman take five small children into there. None had shoes and three were shirtless. When they came back out two were crying and she was beating a third.

Awwwww memories.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHom railing about GG voting

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Gomes Gone

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Is a righty on the mound?

Because he can’t hit those righties . . .

by Brian B on Jul 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

double dingers

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

DOS!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

JONNY GOMES IS HUNG LIKE A FUCKING BEAR!!!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

no, a bear is hung like Gomes

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Touche

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I’m going to make Gomes shirts and sit in front of GABP and sell them. And show off my tortilla that has the likeness of Jonny Gomes on it.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

For those who like ridiculous things

Shaq is guest hosting Monday Night Raw tonight

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

it's in DC!

I can’t belive brendan didn’t go!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's pretty cool

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I hear

But now the Caps are good, so it’s hard to get tickets, and the Wizards are shitty, so no one wants to go. I didn’t know about RAW until just now. Green Day is there on Thursday… but I think I’d rather see the Mystics.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Cause

Marty and Fusty have preconceived notions of what a ballplayer is. And that ballplayer hits with his purse and runs really fast.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

I’m baffled. Marty was talking shit yesterday after he made an out. Something like: “Gomes can’t complain about playing time now, he just has not delivered…. aside from the HR he hit 2 days ago.” Old bastard.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

He just looks like a ballplayer to me too. And if the guy can hit Marty can go fuck himself.

by chazzilla on Jul 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yowza

He said that? I guess I’ve been away from WLW for a while. Gomes rules!

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think lack of playing time has hurt him

let him play 7-8-9 consecutive games and the fans will love him. Just like when he DH’d all those games

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

??

I don’t get it

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? Am I reading too much into Pops' comment?

“hits with purse and runs really fast”? That doesn’t conjure up images of Willy in a skirt swatting at pitches with a purse?

by Brian B on Jul 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's an old weak groundout reference

if that helps any.

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by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i never saw the original post

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's my fault for replying so late!

It ended up too far from the comment.

by Brian B on Jul 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

all the runs for the Reds on HR's

just like the good old days

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

does Dusty let Homer come back out for the 8th?

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

He was over 100 pitches when the seventh started.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone see Arroyo in the dugout?

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I wasn't paying attention

What happened?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taveras

Any guesses? I say popout to second base. Again.

by Brian B on Jul 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

What up all?

I could not unmark all your pointless comments quickly enough.

So shift-A did it for me.

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by Colin Auscapee on Jul 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

there was a lot of crap being slung tonight :)

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

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by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

it had some good stuff too though

plus the Reds are winning

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game is a prime testament to why

Taveras could make a wonderful late inning defensive replacement / pinch runner for some lucky team. To the phones, Jock!

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

That's an expensive pinch runner

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-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he fart?

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-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

How awesome was Edwin's home run?

I really want to know, I did not see it.

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by Colin Auscapee on Jul 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

it was a rope...

upper deck of bleachers down the LF line i believe…

by Lookouts00 on Jul 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was ripped

I was afraid it was going foul at first

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, nice

was it more awesome than Gomes’ or Phillips’?

Whose was the most awesomest?

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by Colin Auscapee on Jul 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP's was the mostest awesomest

because of the situation

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not care about RBIs

who spanked it the hardest and longest?

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by Colin Auscapee on Jul 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably BP or Gomes

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by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pops

And Lou Pinella strangled the goat.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer still in

way to go Dusty

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty leave in #34

for no apparent reason at all to throw pitches 100+, anyone else having Kerry Wood meltdown flashbacks?

by Lookouts00 on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm fine with it

Maybe it’ll get him fired.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only because

he ruined the careers of two pretty good pitchers…well, probably more..

by Lookouts00 on Jul 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

To get the righty out and to match his career high for innings pitched 7.1

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-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

for an ovation only looks like

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Homer Bailey has arrived

Seeing him get along with Volquez and Cueto in the dugout is awesome. Congratulations, after this week you guys are the rotation.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Very exciting

Now who gets Owings’ spot? And, hypothetically, Bronson’s?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

jukich, lehr

respectively

maybe maloney

by GrooveLeg on Jul 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure Juke is ready yet, but I think he'll be up sometime in the next two seasons

Maloney will get another shot. Wood maybe too.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

was just about

to mention Wood…pretty excited about him these days..

by Lookouts00 on Jul 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss

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by Colin Auscapee on Jul 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listening to a Baseball America show right now

And they seem to disagree.

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by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really, he's probably right

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old Mother Hubbard

and only Kip’s in the Cupboard

by Lookouts00 on Jul 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

After Maloney and Ramirez

I’d put Lehr and Wells in that next tier.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope...

Maloney or Jukich can become a solid LHP in there with them!

by Lookouts00 on Jul 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

true true

but still, yay Homer!

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by Colin Auscapee on Jul 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

great play by Tatum

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

bad call by ump

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by Colin Auscapee on Jul 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

after further review

you are correct

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nyx lollygagged

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

he assumed it was just a double

and that young man was scooting around

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice knowing ya?

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit Nukkah.

I was just looking for this.

Here’s a rec for your effort.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

edwin looked like

what the hell was that?

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone hear who

the Reds were supposed to get back in the rumored deal for Arroyo to NYY?

by Lookouts00 on Jul 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

We're freaking winning! Holy balls of steel!

And screw that Canadian-hating umpire!

…And man, 3 hour naps rule- although that’s gonna screw up my sleep pattern…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

go back to sleep

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

good night Irene

was a song wasn’t it?

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Pogues version is/was better.

/dodges shoe

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do they use the original lyric of "I'll get you in my sleep?"

Cuz, much as I love Shane MacGowan, the line sounds much better coming from a large, imprisoned black man in the early 20th century South.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe they do, yes, but it's a live version.

And I would agree with your assesment.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm listening to it now

They say “see,” not “get.” It’s not a bad version, but damn is Leadbelly’s impressive.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, a lesser know fact is

the song, “Goodnight, You stupid fuckwit,” was made popular by Brantley’s wife.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was trying to sing it

but it came out to the tune of come on eileen

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, same here

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

bowzer'd

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you for that

I hadn’t heard that in quite some time. A sincere thanks.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's safe to say Maloney won't be pitching Friday night

He got lit up tonight to the tune of 8 runs (3 ER) off 11 hits in 4 innings. Ramirez pitched tonight too. Smart money for Friday’s start is probably Justin Lehr at this point.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear tHom,

If you want to know the answer to a question, fucking Google it. Don’t ask Brantley.

kthxbai

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 9:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

cxcx

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet Mother of Mercy...

I go shopping for one night and the Reds start winning? What in the world, guys?

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jul 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

nothing...

But did enjoy the Jeffersonville Outlet Malls.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jul 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Catherine McAuley does not approve

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it doesn't matter much since he's not a starter

But damn, does Craig Tatum suck at hitting.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

we knew that though...

who’s our emergency catcher if he goes down and Hanigan isn’t up to it…Janish?

by Lookouts00 on Jul 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Janish is the emergency everything

Including GM.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jul 27, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

harriston

cowboy says he could play anywhere.

but yeah, probably janish…

by GrooveLeg on Jul 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be a bitch let's talk some numbers here

I gotta see this movie (the goods)

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

no

i wouldn’t watch it if she was

unless, of course, it also had hugh grant

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you like Two Weeks Notice? Ugh.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yes i did!

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whhhhyyyyyy!?

Hoooow!? I love me some crappy movies, but that was just took much.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

nah i've seen it several times

it’s good

hugh grant is charming

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which one typed this -

Chandra or Jonathan?

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 27, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taveras is feeling it tonight

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

that was jacked 6-4

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

nice effort by Taveras

i love it when a CF climbs up a fence and gives it an effort.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I think they should do it even when the ball is like 40 rows deep...

Get some funny looks…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Effort is nice, but he almost went over.

Outfielders are dropping like flies around here.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

good point

as much as we like to rag on Willy Taveras we need him now

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

that hurts to read that

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ow...

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by crolfer on Jul 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck balls.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Patrick "Chewing"

…awful commercials…

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by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He is fat and old. And has no rings.

It’s fitting for him.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This happend against the White Sox

CVordero can pull it out, but no more CoCo puffs!

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Cordero has not had an outting in a while

we haven’t been in many save opportunities recently

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

two notes from obc jr

1) the Reds should trade Taveras, Arroyo and EE for Alex Rodriquez

2) his two favorite non Reds teams are Cubs and Yankees. yikes.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

You need to put on your parent pants and get this shit fixed.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing that would make the Yankees to that trade

Is if we threw in Adam Rosales.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 9:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

careful

i was pro Roberto Kelly for Paul O’Neill.

Clearly if Rosie goes to the Yanks he becomes an all time great.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

great at what, though? [joke slowly dawns on tim]

Oh, Remember when Paul kicked the ball in from RF? He had such a temper before going to NYC and discovering he could hit left-handed hitters

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He said hi back

Man, that trade seemed like a good idea, until Roberto wanted to be called Bobby and O’Neill was winning one for the thumb….and then Bobby left so Deion could play? Deion was the finest athlete to play for the Reds. One of the worst baseball players, but dude could fly.

This concludes my rambling

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record

I was waaaaay wrong on Roberto Kelly, Willie Greene, Mo Sanford and Johnny Ruffin.

But i’ve been nails in the new century.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everybody can have a bad decade. I thought Willie Greene was gonna be nails

Same with Johnny Ruffin. What do I know, I used to think Sabo was good

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice effort by Tavares. If he would have gotten hurt, Walt & Dusty bring up Old McDonald

If all our current OFers get hurt……Walt & Dusty make a trade. Anything but bringing up Stubbs and Heisey. They just refuse to do it.

by Dude Rock on Jul 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

... and this one belongs to the Reds!!!

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a good game

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Crap!

It’s the Apocalypse. Reds win!!!!

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Jul 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo-hoo!!

Takin the broom down to the game tomorrow!

by Lookouts00 on Jul 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

8 Under!!!!!!!!!!!

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

That's an excellent golf score.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or so you've heard.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Touche.

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by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do NOT free the baby.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Is he allowed to feed it?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes but do not let it out

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Player of the game should be Votto

for getting them fired up

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Which should have been done by Dusty

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

no arroyo sighting

but not a great view

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Homer Bailey is 2-2?!?

has he ever been .500 in the major leagues after 4 decisions in a season?

room for hope. hope springs eternal.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

4-2 his first year

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

get out.....

really?

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

you’re right. i had no memory of that.

well done, sir.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty sure

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

"you know!?" Gomes

Good God

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

EE has the most upper deck homers by a Red @ GABP

a little skewed b/c RF doesnt have a 2nd deck….but still….impressive!

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’m glad to see EE get a little ticked off recently too (the call yesterday). I don’t think we should trade him. His offense is there it just needs to be consistent. Only real issue with him is defense and, occasionally, lack of hustle

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

If RF did, I think it would be safe to assume thqt

Adam Dunn would be the record holder.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

and Junya and Votto

sadly, Wily Mo may be 2nd…

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back just in time for the final out

Nice to see guys stepping up…Gomes and Wily – Homer Gomes has 10 Hrs in limited playing time
Gomes wants the everyday job – hasn’t he earned it…
For a banged up team this line up looks pretty good offesnively

GO REDS

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

hey

weren’t you the one who said in spring training that Gomes is clearly overmatched by MLB pitching?!?

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

ut when he came back from is stint inLVille that shit was history

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heisey not in Bats lineup tonight. Why not?

Maloney gave up 8 runs, but only 3 earned. Still he got rocked for 11 hits in 4 innings. Bats lost 8-5 tonight.

by Dude Rock on Jul 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

That post goes up there with my oddest yet

I meant to write “don’t compose such terrible stories”, but something weird happend with the posting function.

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ho

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too many outfielders?

They’ve got 4 guys there that they want to get playing time to, with Dorn, Stubbs, Heisey, and McDonald. Someone has to sit, and it’s usually not McDonald.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's correct. McDonald, Dorn, and Stubbs played the whole game.

Old McDonald went 3-5.
Stubbs 1-5 with a K.
Dorn 0-4.

Barker hit a grand slam for his 18th homer in the 8th, but it wasn’t enough.

by Dude Rock on Jul 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, you're just doing the Farmers Only here then

Nice, less work for me

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

til Adam goes back to Looeyville

than i want daily updates

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sarasota won 1-0 in 9 innings

Montano pitched 8 innings, 6 hits, no runs, and Mac Thurman got the save.

by Dude Rock on Jul 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

So sounds like Lehr gets the start in Owings' stead?

I’m really hoping to see Homer finish out the year and have that ERA drop precipitously.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

honestly

i dont think it matters.

but….maybe Lehr has a leg up being Homer’s buddy, and all.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like it

I’m gonna rule out Maloney and Ramirez because they pitched tonight. As obc said, Kip Wells is a possibility, but there’s little chance they bring up Wood with such little AAA experience. Lecure and Jukich are down there too, but neither one is ready for the big leagues. Lecure gets the edge there because he’s on the 40-man already.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

great point

wood aint coming up, not this year.

lecure trumps wells by being on the 40 man roster. and it seems that Edinson and Owings wont be on the DL for too long.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garko to San Francisco

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

for?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prospect TBA I believe

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prospect is Scott Barnes, Hi-A pitcher

9th prospect in the Giants organization in the preseason.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

tomorrow's Enquirer Reds headline

Homer, Homers Lead Reds to Win
Baby still under basket

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Consecutive

If we win tomorrow, we can free her.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Bronson can't close the deal

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jerms and me

would be mad dangerous with a 10 mil annual salary.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

who said he doesn't?

He could have a boatload of kids. Yeah, pun intended.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I agree, he's probably pro choice. But only because wrapping it is for 'pussies'

It is the only thing he disagrees with Scott Stapp over.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless DNA says otherwise

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goddamn I hope that they fucking Reds don't trade Bronson

I see no rteason to trade him unless it is for somebody exceptional
But no one is probably interested in Owings or even Harang…
Offense wins games – see Big Red Machine

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

a contender

might want Bronson. he’s battle tested, if inconsistent.

but ya ain’t getting anyone exceptional in return.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you want to follow the Billlings game

Here’s a Gameday link.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'll be the same crew, but they rotate around

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

No, he won't

Unfortunately, he’ll be somewhere else for the rest of the series. Probably one game behind the plate too.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

great

well, at least, if I go down for a game this series, my offensive sign will still be relevant.

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer

he’s almost there. he still needs to ramp up the K/9, imho.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 27, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he will as he gets more confident with his stuff

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer is 2 and 2 now

every win, every good outing has become a building block for Homer…I am excited about him.
Very excitred…alsmost as excited as by Homer as I am bored with Corona commercials

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

False.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No shit

Stupid fucking idiots that came up with that idea

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

My 21 year old daughter (#3)

But then she heard him speak…
Cute but dumb sounding says she

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Poodle

She’s kind of a brainiac – Molecular Genetics Major

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

she takes after her mother

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He has been to busy looking at Jim Day's ass

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The FSN reporters know so incredibly little about the team, it's astounding

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sports Emmy!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Get off their case!

Grande has one of the all-time great HR calls (aaaaaand it’s gonnnnnna beeeeeeeee….gone!); Jim Day has the journalistic integrity to speak the truth on air despite the Blue Jackets trying to get him to ‘toe the party line.’ I played poker with Piecoro at a benefit for autistic children.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 27, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying they're not good people

I’m sure they are. I just think that if your job is to cover a baseball team, you should have a working knowledge of that team.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many kids did Piecoro win

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

None in the first game,

but he won a young boy from Malawi donated surreptitiously by Madonna at the second-chance table.

He already has one autistic daughter, though (hence his being there).

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 27, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question:

Why don’t Cards fans get called out for being hypocritical douchebags, instead of ‘the best fans on the planet?’

Cockbags boo and curse Manny as a cheater but basically slobbed all over McGwire.

I hate that shit.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, excellent point.

On top of that, they still have ‘Big Mac Land’ in left field, and fans still drive through downtown St Louis on the Mark McGwire Expwy; meanwhile, McGwire would like to “not focus on the past, but the future.”

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least the Giants have had the decency to remove basically all evidence that Bonds once played there from their park.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 27, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

now what is the difference

between internet trade rumors with Bronson and Jim Day saying Pete Rose “this might be the real deal”?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim Day can blow me

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh its the Skaggette Door commercial

The blondie for obc
The raven haired bimbo for jch

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Who's still up, lives nearby Newport

and wants to come over? I have smokes and wine.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Mads, you down?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I not as down as I was before the win

However after several seconals, a douple of Diets and Jacks, a little smoke and a touch of Rhino tranq – i’m say I’m more mellow than down.
I come over if I weren’t pressently babysitting my 2.5yr old Grandaughter Sophie and her 7 week old sister Ava..
They also think that Homer is cute but maybe a little dumb sounding

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, I'm calling child protective services

this has gone too far.

Colin Auscapee: RR Emeritus Par Excellence, OB-GYN Esquire III

by Colin Auscapee on Jul 27, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No!

They have to win consecutive games first!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's cool

we’ll delay our triumphant meeting until we’ve been dry for a few days. One of us will be George Jones after a brief, dry respite and the other will be a doe eyed Tammy Wynette searching for a hit song based on shit we already knew. I’m not saying who will be who…sleep well.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah George Jones' song 'The Closing of the Door'

Sums up how i was feeling this morning, but now I’m Singing Tammy’s’Stand By Your Team’
Pops you’ll look good in a sequined gown with your platinum blond wig and me with my Cowboy boots…the same ones i wore to my draft physical in Milwaukee…

Which brings me to Jerry Lee Lewis’ "What’s made Milwaukee Famous, Has made a Loser Out of Me.’

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mads, I may be young

but you have no idea how close we are in levels of experience. Think Mr. Jones’ “20 yrs in 5.” one of my favorites.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jerry's is great

but this is the one I know the best.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm out

see y’all

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

i've read these threads for year(s), and i've never had anything to say...

fuck “hustling”, fuck dusty baker, fuck adultery, fuck lifetime bans, fuck umpires, fuck fixations, fuck kimo von oelhoffen, fuck vegans.

hi.

by STLreds on Jul 27, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hi

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

that is a Jay Bruce-like first post.

welcome

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 27, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great scene. Good film.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Only Spike would pay homage to his own film.

I own both and love them both.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is this guy's fucking problem

Christ on a flagpole eveyone is a moralist…I might as well join a fucking cult like the Jim Jones Church of the Red Kool aid or maybe become an ultra conservative Islamist or get a fucking job in a fucking conservative think tank
So is you fucking don’t like it then go fuck yourself and thanks for your post BTW

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck .... there i said it

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 27, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

"said?"

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 27, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

Billings won, 4-3. Yorman homered and doubled.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 27, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

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