Game 98 Thread: Padres at Reds
San Diego Padres at Cincinnati Reds, Jul 27, 2009 7:10 PM EDT
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Only one team in the National League is worse than the Reds at all 3 "slash stats" (AVG/OBP/SLG). That team is the San Diego Padres, who are averaging a pathetic 3.63 runs per game this season, nearly a half run worse than the Reds. Then again, they play in a cavernous pitcher's park, so they have a bit of an excuse.
Of course, they also have the 2nd worst pitching staff in the NL, surrendering 5.09 R/G on the season, 0.3 runs worse than the Reds. This is why they are 7 games behind the Reds this season, even with the Reds playing as poorly as they have been playing.
Remember a couple of weeks ago when Homer Bailey made it look like he was a solid cog of the future? I want that back.
Remember a couple of months ago, when the Reds were swept by the Padres in San Diego? I want payback.
Remember how tasty ribs dripping in barbecue sauce are? I want baby back.

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http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/yankees-and-reds-talking-arroyo-trade.html
I kinda don’t like this because I know the return is going to be underwhelming and am afraid of what they’re going to do with that money in the offseason. Arroyo was just getting into his annual second half renaissance. It’s probably the most rational deadline move the team can make though, unless someone could be hoodwinked into taking on Cordero’s salary.
Surely we see Travis Wood if Bronson is dealt? Yea?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Maloney gets Owings' spot
but what if Volquez isn’t back in time? That’s two open spots. One of ’em really should go to Wood.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess I'm talking about what should happen
not what will happen.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly
Lehr deserves a shot. Can’t do much better than he has. Wouldn’t be too fair to have Wood skip AAA, and pass up a guy with 13 wins, and has worked well in helping guys like Homer. You don’t have to give him a long leash, but the guy probably deserves a shot over Wood at this time.
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By the same logic Corky Miller should have been called up
This is a baseball team and there shouldn’t be any seniority system in place for who gets promoted. I think Wood has performed better than all three mentioned.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I have absolutely nothing against Lehr
and would be happy to see him called up. But I think you can use one these unexpected openings in the rotation to get a look at Wood, rather than playing it safe. This team has a lot to figure out in the offseason if Bronson is gone, and both Micah and Homer don’t improve.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I vote the baby stays under the basket until we win back-to-back games at least.
One win isn’t good enough.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
agreed
wasn’t that the old rule?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Nah, just that one.
I irrationally blame it for the Reds’ losing streaks.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
anyone one proficient enough with photoshot
to make it look like ash is kicking the basket?
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Photoshot is hard
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 27, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
take out the brick
I’ll do my best Captain Morgan imitation to hold the basket down.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
when was that first used?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
At least as far back as 2007. Possibly even 2006, but I'm not sure.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I'm pretty sure it was 2006
One of my first comments was a reply to that baby.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
No… It’s a gun. This is a still from the upcoming Saw III. “You just don’t value what a gift life truly is! You have lived four whole months and wasted them all! Maybe if you can disembowel yourself, use your intestines as a lariat to grab the gun, and shoot the toddler locked in the room with you [not pictured], you will earn your freedom and a newfound respect for life.”
by Brendanukkah on Aug 30, 2006 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
nice, adding the link so people can rec it posthumously.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
A sukr sighting!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
shame he passed away
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
0 recs?
That’s not a post by you, is it?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
This predates rec'ing
Got a written chuckle from sukr and JD though.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
today was hectic for me
I rushed the game thread. I’ll add it to the post.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Do trades ever happen mid-game, or do we have to wait a couple hours?
I say a couple because the game will go so quickly due to lack of Reds and Padres hitting.
they have
and also between games of a double header
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Jose Cardenal I think
back in the late 70’s early 80’s was traded to the Mets between games of a dh
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Reds Live
I wonder what they will mention, if anything, about trades
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
No way will they do that
They present the Reds as a young, exciting team, even when the team hasn’t shown that. They will never say anything that could be perceived as negative.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 27, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
is it raining in the Natti?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
The trade scene is a moving target
and what Bob et al. have said could just be hot air.
Easily the most vexing thing going right now is that Willy and A-Gon are still hitting 1-2 in front of Votto. Fuck!
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions
lots of stuff going on
Pete may, or may not, be getting reinstated
Trade rumors abound
1 year from Barry Larkin’s possible induction to Cooperstown
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Can't link cause I'm on my phone
But check out fay’s blog.
Bob c is saying they’re not ready to sell yet and could get back into contention. If that’s not just hot air bob is even dumber than marge schott and this team is doomed.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jul 27, 2009 6:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
dude, the sun is getting to your head
we talked about that an hour ago.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
My bad
84 degrees and sunny, bout to go to the beach and drink a mai tai.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jul 27, 2009 6:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Last 18 games starters
yikes that is really ugly
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
hey
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 27, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
There was no 'Ho'
in there. You cannot ’let’s go’ without the ‘Ho’
And before anyone gets there … yes, that’s what she said.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut up!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Enough bitch!
MAKE MY DINNER!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Evening all
I will be here to sully the environs all evening as the wife is out of town and I’m a drunken nerd with a computer.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
already done
and I’m a one hit wonder.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
teh fey talking about Rose coming up next
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
me not caring, coming up next
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I hear ya
I’d rather hear some trade talk from them
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
You underestimate
the stupidity of the audience.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Now Sheldon sez
Arroyo is scheduled to start tomorrow and the TBA listing on the Reds website was just a mistake (according to the Reds).
Yeah. Right.
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
Horse shit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
we need eyes in the stadium
to see who is, and isn’t, in the dugout/bullpen
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Check it out!
It’s teh Fay
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions
He's Rick Moranis
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Impressive Schwartz though

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
man that dude has a
face made for radio
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
A face for radio and a voice for print.
He’s like me.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
they put arroyo back as the starter tomorrow
i dont know if this has been mentioned or not
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Official Reds Tweet
Ignore the internet rumors. Bronson Arroyo will start for the Reds tomorrow, as scheduled.
Stupid internet rumor mongerers. (BTW, the most detailed report of a possible trade came from a Reds intern)
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Somebody's not getting a job offer
that’s for sure. A PR intern, no less. Can’t be good for the reputation.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Actually
It’s perfect. PR is all bullshit.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Not if you are announcing shit that they don't want to get out
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I know
I just generally frown in that industry’s direction.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Satan. And ESPN.
Wait, that’s redundant.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Marty and Hoard on the raido ...
That’s much better, IMHO
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
He was on Fox 19 and is the radio voice of the Bearcats
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he works for Pawtucket minor league team now too
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Yes, he does.
That’s his summer gig.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought we traded brantley for the sawx guy ... darn
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
In fact, they're talking Boston right now.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn right
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Homer off to a nice start
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
seems like by now
there are runners on via a walk
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
True
but even a perfect game tonight means nothing.
This Padres are really, really shitty.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
shittier than us?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Did you read my awesome text at the top of the page?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
i refuse to believe the Reds are shittier than SD
of course I also refuse to believe I am 50, the Reds signed Patterson Taveras, and my retirement accounts have about a much value as Monopoly money
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I don't believe the Reds are shittier than the Padres
you still haven’t read what I wrote, have you? :(
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Yes.
The shitty scale:
1. Nats
2. Padres
3. Pirates
4. Reds
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm kinda thinking it's a tie at third
And the Pirates may well soon become more competent than Los Rojos.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Peter Abraham says the Yankees have "shot down" the Arroyo rumor
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
So that's why he's starting tomorrow ...
not because of those damned internet rumors.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Porno too.
And rumors about porno.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
"rumors" on the internet say i was gonna do it with charlize theron
but she’s kinda ugly
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
You were doing it for the good of humanity weren't you?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Figured as much
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy crap, is that a knuckle ball?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
Taveras and Gonzalez
just when you thought our 1-2 hitters could get no worse.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Corey Patterson
and make it a double!
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
he better go on this pitch
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
the reds stink so badly my local radio station isn't broadcasting the game
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
straight steal this time
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
See how the Padres suck, out loud.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
please use english
or something resembling it. This isn’t a text message.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that looked weird
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
first it's straight
now it’s queer. That steal needs to make up its mind.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
This is awesome
We totally are gonna lose by less than 5 tonight
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
There's no telling what they can do!
They might explode and end up only five games under .500!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Reds hit .204 on the road trip
I’m shocked it was that high
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
It's opposites day
2 on, nobody out for Votto
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
When was the last time this happened?
Dusty is a such a timid timothy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That wasn't even fucking close! - Joey Votto
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Joey Votto just said fuck like 5 times.
That was awesome.
Then he got tossed.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
It says swinging strike on Gameday
what gives?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
3B ump said he went.
It was borderline but would usually not be called a strike.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Nobody even was going to question it
Until the catcher appealed to 1st, and then the home plate ump did, and the 3B ump couldn’t wait to call him out
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The e-mail to all of the umpires is going to go out tonight after the game...
“Got him again!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
The umps clearly have some kind of vendetta against Joey Votto
It’s starting to get annoying.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
go crazy Dusty go crazy
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
so now we are officially a minor league team
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
ah, now I get it
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
he told Crawford
fucking terrible call, (points to ear) did you hear me? Fucking terrible
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I agree, I think FSNOhio realizes that the only way to keep vieweres, now, is to show
‘controversy’
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
This asshat umpire just threw our your best player Dusty
FUCKING DEFEND HIM
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
i haven't been a dusty hater until right now
it is INEXCUSABLE to not run out there and prevent your ONLY MAJOR LEAGUE PLAYER from gettin booted..
sigh..
"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09
by RedinWrigleyville on Jul 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Typical Dusty M.O.
It’s stuff like that which leaves me baffled as to how he’s a “player’s manager.”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It's times like these where I really, really miss Lou
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
another case of Votto getting a horrible call
the umps are out for him ever since he got tossed
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
take that shit Crawford
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
BP!!!!!!
RUNS!!!!
EAT A DICK CRAWFORD!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Holy shit this is the most exciting 1/3 of an inning ever
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
cause he is hot
if that had been Rosales you’d have never seen it
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Again? Seriously?
Is there a fucking cabal against Votto since he got tossed the first time?
This is such bullshit. There was been a series of sucktastic calls that Dusty has rolled over for.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions
Who is Jeff Fletcher and why does he claim to have so much Reds insider info?
Yankees shot down the Arroyo rumor, btw.
by Brian B on Jul 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'm glad BP gets amped up
3 run jack !
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions
Dusty really needs to stand up just once for his players
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
4 words too many
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nice, Caleb
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
just got back
to see Votto get tossed. I wouldlike you all to know it totally ruined my dessert. That ump is blind, but Joey can’t leave us like this! I feel like the breadwinner just walked out and we have to resort to the less cpaable but willing Adam Rosales.
Less capable, but willing
That’s my motto.
Ladies…
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of Canucks
My coworker sent me this video from her time in Newfoundland.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
That is exactly how I imagined Joey Votto drinking a beer.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Announcers claiming Sutton's the 4th OF
Except he’s never played the outfield in his professional career. Way to go, Thommy.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Baker has got tossed once?
this season back near the start of the year
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Just saw the replay of the ejection on MLBN
I don’t think Baker had a chance to come out and defend Votto, he was tossed pretty quickly
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
Would have liked to see Baker get more animated though and send a message
to the umps and his team.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Never stopped this guy from making a point



Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for thoroughness
Heh. “Strangling the goat.” Right, Pops?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, Willy, nice job.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
Git'm Willy!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Whoa
Taveras gunned down someone at the plate? Mah paradigms iz shiftin!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Venable looks like his daddy
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
not a great throw
but it got the job done
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I can't believe he went.
That’s some Mark Berry shit.
by DocRam on Jul 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Jonny Gomes is a fucking MAN!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously, why can't I buy his shirt at GABP!
That is some fucking horseshit!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
they list gomes
on baseballreference as 6’1 and 205. he looks a touch heavier than that to me
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
who?
(trying to get pictures posted)
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
that dude in the black looks like
dammmnnn
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Explains Reggie Bush's inability to produce.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Cheesecake eating icecream

Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
that's not a bikini
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
No ...
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
We're winning 4-0 thanks to two homers (BP, Gomes) and Joey got tossed for
yelling fuck five times at a shitty third base umpire.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
4-0 good guys
Homer looks the best he has in awhile
Votto got tossed in the first
BP and Gomes went deeep
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Looks like JCH is on his way back from PA
…with six cases of Yuengling in the trunk.
Get home safe, buddy. ;)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I'm jealous
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
what a wimp
hiding it in the trunk
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Actually, he's one person I wouldn't be surprised to hear
he’s got a case sitting on his lap as he drives…
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
i was kind of thinking that too
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I'd probably be the another
if you knew me better, there would be no shock.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Moms Daniels is outta town, Ash
Wink, wink.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, didn't you have a child in a stroller in a bar?
I’m not entirely shocked by your revelation. That and Jeremy won’t shut up about you sometimes. I think he’s in lurve.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
A baby in a bar?
Is Pop’s from the West Side? Does he frequent The Crow’s Nest. I’ve seen that there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
isn't he in Cbus?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Hell if I know.
If so, I could see that too though.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope,
Newport
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
and from the West Side...sort of.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
How, grew up there and then moved?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually,
I know the Crow’s Nest well. Stories I won’t tell.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Understandable.
I’ve seen some things there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I did New Years eve there once
and gawd damn, you should’ve seen the Price Vegas skank that my lips welcomed the new year with….sheesh.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Hah!!
How many teeth did she have?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Teeth?
I wasn’t kissing her mouth.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, that's a rec.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
reminds me of a former co worker
too long of a story to type. I’ll share in person some time if any one can remember
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
pop's is the man
He takes his kids to the bar and pops into rr outings for 5 to 10 minutes at a time.
He says “i’ll take a shot of whatever my wife can’t smell, and give one to jonathan too”
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Yes, I did Ash
my kid had a Thomas train in one hand and a Marlboro in the other.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
(Insert 'The Office' catch phrase here)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
You, sir, are amazing.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I assumed as much.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I only understand like 1/3 of what you say
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Should I walk the five minutes to the bar to get Yuengling?
Or the five minutes to the grocery store to buy Yuengling?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck you.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
He's constipated
and a funny little shit.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Should I walk from one room to the other to get to work...
Or take the train/bus around DC? :)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
trains sounds good to me
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
You should drive
August is the best time. Congress is out of session and the roads are clear like ProActiv.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It is hot.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Gomes can mash
and his dynamism is just the kind a battered, second-to-last place team needs. Install him full time and if he can hit righties like he has been, re-sign him.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
Lovin' Homer so far
Really pulling for him to succeed
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
aflac
how many guys won 5 or more games with both the Reds and Padres?
Clay Kirby
Fred Norman
Chris Hammond
and Aaron Harang after next year
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Hey what's up we are winning 4 - 0
Like this lineup with the exsception of tatum…
Where’s Joey?
Didn’t I just see Rosy at 1st base.
bailey looks like he is back on track
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Joey got tossed in the first for dropping a bunch of F-bombs toward an inept third base umpire
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That wa a he'll if a throw!
But how badly was Adrian dogging it?
by Brian B on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
looked like he was going hard
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