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Game 98 Thread: Padres at Reds

San Diego Padres at Cincinnati Reds, Jul 27, 2009 7:10 PM EDT



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San Diego Padres
@ Cincinnati Reds

Monday, Jul 27, 2009, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Josh Geer vs Homer Bailey

Clear. Winds blowing out to left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 80.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Josh Geer 1-6 5.84 1.36 53 22



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Homer Bailey 1-2 7.63 1.66 19 21


Only one team in the National League is worse than the Reds at all 3 "slash stats" (AVG/OBP/SLG).  That team is the San Diego Padres, who are averaging a pathetic 3.63 runs per game this season, nearly a half run worse than the Reds.  Then again, they play in a cavernous pitcher's park, so they have a bit of an excuse.

Of course, they also have the 2nd worst pitching staff in the NL, surrendering 5.09 R/G on the season, 0.3 runs worse than the Reds.  This is why they are 7 games behind the Reds this season, even with the Reds playing as poorly as they have been playing.

Remember a couple of weeks ago when Homer Bailey made it look like he was a solid cog of the future?  I want that back.

Remember a couple of months ago, when the Reds were swept by the Padres in San Diego?  I want payback.

Remember how tasty ribs dripping in barbecue sauce are? I want baby back.

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I kinda don’t like this because I know the return is going to be underwhelming and am afraid of what they’re going to do with that money in the offseason. Arroyo was just getting into his annual second half renaissance. It’s probably the most rational deadline move the team can make though, unless someone could be hoodwinked into taking on Cordero’s salary.

Surely we see Travis Wood if Bronson is dealt? Yea?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Travis Wood...

After one Triple A start, I highly doubt it.

by DocRam on Jul 27, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Maloney gets Owings' spot

but what if Volquez isn’t back in time? That’s two open spots. One of ’em really should go to Wood.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly

Lehr deserves a shot. Can’t do much better than he has. Wouldn’t be too fair to have Wood skip AAA, and pass up a guy with 13 wins, and has worked well in helping guys like Homer. You don’t have to give him a long leash, but the guy probably deserves a shot over Wood at this time.

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 27, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the same logic Corky Miller should have been called up

This is a baseball team and there shouldn’t be any seniority system in place for who gets promoted. I think Wood has performed better than all three mentioned.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have absolutely nothing against Lehr

and would be happy to see him called up. But I think you can use one these unexpected openings in the rotation to get a look at Wood, rather than playing it safe. This team has a lot to figure out in the offseason if Bronson is gone, and both Micah and Homer don’t improve.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the baby basket is still needed

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 27, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I vote the baby stays under the basket until we win back-to-back games at least.

One win isn’t good enough.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jul 27, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

wasn’t that the old rule?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might've been. Either way, I'm for it.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

you hate babies!

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, just that one.

I irrationally blame it for the Reds’ losing streaks.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone one proficient enough with photoshot

to make it look like ash is kicking the basket?

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

or photoshop even

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Photoshot is hard

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

take out the brick

I’ll do my best Captain Morgan imitation to hold the basket down.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

when was that first used?

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure it was 2006

One of my first comments was a reply to that baby.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No… It’s a gun. This is a still from the upcoming Saw III. “You just don’t value what a gift life truly is! You have lived four whole months and wasted them all! Maybe if you can disembowel yourself, use your intestines as a lariat to grab the gun, and shoot the toddler locked in the room with you [not pictured], you will earn your freedom and a newfound respect for life.”
by Brendanukkah on Aug 30, 2006 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

A sukr sighting!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

shame he passed away

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

0 recs?

That’s not a post by you, is it?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This predates rec'ing

Got a written chuckle from sukr and JD though.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

today was hectic for me

I rushed the game thread. I’ll add it to the post.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

slacker

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

rush'd

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do trades ever happen mid-game, or do we have to wait a couple hours?

I say a couple because the game will go so quickly due to lack of Reds and Padres hitting.

by jsl413 on Jul 27, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

they have

and also between games of a double header

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jose Cardenal I think

back in the late 70’s early 80’s was traded to the Mets between games of a dh

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds Live

I wonder what they will mention, if anything, about trades

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

good point

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way will they do that

They present the Reds as a young, exciting team, even when the team hasn’t shown that. They will never say anything that could be perceived as negative.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it raining in the Natti?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Not 10 miles north - sunny, 78-ish.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The trade scene is a moving target

and what Bob et al. have said could just be hot air.

Easily the most vexing thing going right now is that Willy and A-Gon are still hitting 1-2 in front of Votto. Fuck!

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

lots of stuff going on

Pete may, or may not, be getting reinstated
Trade rumors abound
1 year from Barry Larkin’s possible induction to Cooperstown

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't link cause I'm on my phone

But check out fay’s blog.

Bob c is saying they’re not ready to sell yet and could get back into contention. If that’s not just hot air bob is even dumber than marge schott and this team is doomed.

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 27, 2009 6:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

dude, the sun is getting to your head

we talked about that an hour ago.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

My bad

84 degrees and sunny, bout to go to the beach and drink a mai tai.

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 27, 2009 6:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Last 18 games starters

yikes that is really ugly

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

that aeneas williams ugly

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

oops

that was going to include:

Do they have Suck it Duaner on their roster?

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's go!

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was no 'Ho'

in there. You cannot ’let’s go’ without the ‘Ho’

And before anyone gets there … yes, that’s what she said.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

cantu

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

hush, woman

is the proper vernacular

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enough bitch!

MAKE MY DINNER!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa

that’s a little too far

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evening all

I will be here to sully the environs all evening as the wife is out of town and I’m a drunken nerd with a computer.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

teh fey talking about Rose coming up next

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

me not caring, coming up next

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear ya

I’d rather hear some trade talk from them

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You underestimate

the stupidity of the audience.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

concur'd

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now Sheldon sez

Arroyo is scheduled to start tomorrow and the TBA listing on the Reds website was just a mistake (according to the Reds).

Yeah. Right.

"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

by cesarhernandez on Jul 27, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Horse shit.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

we need eyes in the stadium

to see who is, and isn’t, in the dugout/bullpen

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Check it out!

It’s teh Fay

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

He's Rick Moranis

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

honey, i shrunk teh kids

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Impressive Schwartz though

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-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

man that dude has a

face made for radio

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

"ya know...uhh...ya know"

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

A face for radio and a voice for print.

He’s like me.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

they put arroyo back as the starter tomorrow

i dont know if this has been mentioned or not

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 27, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Official Reds Tweet
Ignore the internet rumors. Bronson Arroyo will start for the Reds tomorrow, as scheduled.

Stupid internet rumor mongerers. (BTW, the most detailed report of a possible trade came from a Reds intern)

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

No longer an intern?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody's not getting a job offer

that’s for sure. A PR intern, no less. Can’t be good for the reputation.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

It’s perfect. PR is all bullshit.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if you are announcing shit that they don't want to get out

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I just generally frown in that industry’s direction.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Satan. And ESPN.

Wait, that’s redundant.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marty and Hoard on the raido ...

That’s much better, IMHO

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was on Fox 19 and is the radio voice of the Bearcats

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he works for Pawtucket minor league team now too

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, he does.

That’s his summer gig.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

sawx!

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought we traded brantley for the sawx guy ... darn

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by joshuar9476 on Jul 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fact, they're talking Boston right now.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

weeds is on tonight

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn right

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer off to a nice start

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

And how pathetic that we have to say that after one out.

by DocRam on Jul 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems like by now

there are runners on via a walk

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I daresay

the Reds are shittier.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

reply'd

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

but even a perfect game tonight means nothing.

This Padres are really, really shitty.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

shittier than us?

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you read my awesome text at the top of the page?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i refuse to believe the Reds are shittier than SD

of course I also refuse to believe I am 50, the Reds signed Patterson Taveras, and my retirement accounts have about a much value as Monopoly money

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't believe the Reds are shittier than the Padres

you still haven’t read what I wrote, have you? :(

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

The shitty scale:

1. Nats
2. Padres
3. Pirates
4. Reds

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm kinda thinking it's a tie at third

And the Pirates may well soon become more competent than Los Rojos.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we losing yet?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Peter Abraham says the Yankees have "shot down" the Arroyo rumor

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

So that's why he's starting tomorrow ...

not because of those damned internet rumors.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rumors? on the Internet?

Are you serious?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Porno too.

And rumors about porno.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You were doing it for the good of humanity weren't you?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Figured as much

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, is that a knuckle ball?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Taveras and Gonzalez

just when you thought our 1-2 hitters could get no worse.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

They've almost picked off Taveras

twice.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he better go on this pitch

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

the reds stink so badly my local radio station isn't broadcasting the game

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Hit and run!

I’m shocked.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

straight steal this time

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

See how the Padres suck, out loud.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

please use english

or something resembling it. This isn’t a text message.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that looked weird

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

first it's straight

now it’s queer. That steal needs to make up its mind.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

heche'd

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is awesome

We totally are gonna lose by less than 5 tonight

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

There's no telling what they can do!

They might explode and end up only five games under .500!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Reds hit .204 on the road trip

I’m shocked it was that high

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

It's opposites day

2 on, nobody out for Votto

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

well crap

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That wasn't even fucking close! - Joey Votto

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Joey Votto just said fuck like 5 times.

That was awesome.

Then he got tossed.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

It says swinging strike on Gameday

what gives?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

3B ump said he went.

It was borderline but would usually not be called a strike.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody even was going to question it

Until the catcher appealed to 1st, and then the home plate ump did, and the 3B ump couldn’t wait to call him out

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The e-mail to all of the umpires is going to go out tonight after the game...

“Got him again!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The umps clearly have some kind of vendetta against Joey Votto

It’s starting to get annoying.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

it seems that way

well now I’m out to get them……

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

third base ump said he went on a pitch

that he probably held up on

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

"That's fucking horseshit."

Excellent.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

go crazy Dusty go crazy

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

horrible call

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

so now we are officially a minor league team

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

looked like he held up

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

ah, now I get it

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

he told Crawford

fucking terrible call, (points to ear) did you hear me? Fucking terrible

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree, I think FSNOhio realizes that the only way to keep vieweres, now, is to show

‘controversy’

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This asshat umpire just threw our your best player Dusty

FUCKING DEFEND HIM

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

i haven't been a dusty hater until right now

it is INEXCUSABLE to not run out there and prevent your ONLY MAJOR LEAGUE PLAYER from gettin booted..

sigh..

"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09

by RedinWrigleyville on Jul 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Typical Dusty M.O.

It’s stuff like that which leaves me baffled as to how he’s a “player’s manager.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ump threw a "bullshit" out there.

Dusty is a fucking pussy. Stick up for your players.

by DocRam on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

It's times like these where I really, really miss Lou

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

another case of Votto getting a horrible call

the umps are out for him ever since he got tossed

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP BP DIDN'T GROUNDOUT.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

BP wit' da power!

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

take that shit Crawford

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

BP!!!!!!

RUNS!!!!

EAT A DICK CRAWFORD!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit this is the most exciting 1/3 of an inning ever

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

We're going to see Adam Rosales at first.

Ugh.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

to quote Joey Votto

“That’s fucking horseshit.”

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

cause he is hot

if that had been Rosales you’d have never seen it

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again? Seriously?

Is there a fucking cabal against Votto since he got tossed the first time?

This is such bullshit. There was been a series of sucktastic calls that Dusty has rolled over for.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty really needs to stand up just once for his players

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

4 words too many

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nice, Caleb

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

just got back

to see Votto get tossed. I wouldlike you all to know it totally ruined my dessert. That ump is blind, but Joey can’t leave us like this! I feel like the breadwinner just walked out and we have to resort to the less cpaable but willing Adam Rosales.

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Announcers claiming Sutton's the 4th OF

Except he’s never played the outfield in his professional career. Way to go, Thommy.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Baker has got tossed once?

this season back near the start of the year

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Must've been a bad call against Taveras.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

great throw!

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Just saw the replay of the ejection on MLBN

I don’t think Baker had a chance to come out and defend Votto, he was tossed pretty quickly

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Never stopped this guy from making a point

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd for thoroughness

Heh. “Strangling the goat.” Right, Pops?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Willy, nice job.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Git'm Willy!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa

Taveras gunned down someone at the plate? Mah paradigms iz shiftin!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Venable looks like his daddy

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

not a great throw

but it got the job done

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I laugh'd

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

well done

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sombrero time!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

bust it out!

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gomes

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

gomes'd!

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Jonny Gomes is a fucking MAN!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

they list gomes

on baseballreference as 6’1 and 205. he looks a touch heavier than that to me

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

who?

(trying to get pictures posted)

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that dude in the black looks like

dammmnnn

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Explains Reggie Bush's inability to produce.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not a bikini

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

No ...

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're winning 4-0 thanks to two homers (BP, Gomes) and Joey got tossed for

yelling fuck five times at a shitty third base umpire.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-0 good guys

Homer looks the best he has in awhile
Votto got tossed in the first
BP and Gomes went deeep

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like JCH is on his way back from PA

…with six cases of Yuengling in the trunk.

Get home safe, buddy. ;)

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

hero'd

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm jealous

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a wimp

hiding it in the trunk

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, he's one person I wouldn't be surprised to hear

he’s got a case sitting on his lap as he drives…

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was kind of thinking that too

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nawww occifer, I haven't been drinkin'

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd probably be the another

if you knew me better, there would be no shock.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, didn't you have a child in a stroller in a bar?

I’m not entirely shocked by your revelation. That and Jeremy won’t shut up about you sometimes. I think he’s in lurve.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

A baby in a bar?

Is Pop’s from the West Side? Does he frequent The Crow’s Nest. I’ve seen that there.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't he in Cbus?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell if I know.

If so, I could see that too though.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope,

Newport

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

How, grew up there and then moved?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually,

I know the Crow’s Nest well. Stories I won’t tell.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Understandable.

I’ve seen some things there.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did New Years eve there once

and gawd damn, you should’ve seen the Price Vegas skank that my lips welcomed the new year with….sheesh.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah!!

How many teeth did she have?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teeth?

I wasn’t kissing her mouth.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah, that's a rec.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

reminds me of a former co worker

too long of a story to type. I’ll share in person some time if any one can remember

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

pop's is the man

He takes his kids to the bar and pops into rr outings for 5 to 10 minutes at a time.

He says “i’ll take a shot of whatever my wife can’t smell, and give one to jonathan too”

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I did Ash

my kid had a Thomas train in one hand and a Marlboro in the other.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

get 'em young

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Insert 'The Office' catch phrase here)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You, sir, are amazing.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

you'd hear it via text

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

as he goes 145 MPH

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assumed as much.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only understand like 1/3 of what you say

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you do?

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

reply'd?

Or does he like Yuengling too?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's constipated

and a funny little shit.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should I walk from one room to the other to get to work...

Or take the train/bus around DC? :)

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

trains sounds good to me

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should drive

August is the best time. Congress is out of session and the roads are clear like ProActiv.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is hot.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just realized...

1. The Virus
2. A-Gone
3. Pee Wee Herman.

Wow.

by DocRam on Jul 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Gomes can mash

and his dynamism is just the kind a battered, second-to-last place team needs. Install him full time and if he can hit righties like he has been, re-sign him.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i know, right?

why is it so painstakingly obvious yet so ignored?

by GrooveLeg on Jul 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

aflac

how many guys won 5 or more games with both the Reds and Padres?

Clay Kirby
Fred Norman
Chris Hammond

and Aaron Harang after next year

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey what's up we are winning 4 - 0

Like this lineup with the exsception of tatum…
Where’s Joey?
Didn’t I just see Rosy at 1st base.
bailey looks like he is back on track

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Joey got tossed in the first for dropping a bunch of F-bombs toward an inept third base umpire

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wa a he'll if a throw!

But how badly was Adrian dogging it?

by Brian B on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

looked like he was going hard

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by Caleb on Jul 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

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