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The thing is

Schindler’s List and The English Patient actually won something. This is kind of like Babel.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

babel wasnt that bad

isnt it more like jeepers creepers?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 27, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol!

That has to be rec’d. Not a bad description of Bronson. Who would be the last man standing then? Maybe the unlikely hero, in other words, Willy Taveras?

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Racist but true

Black people never live through horror films.

My money’s on Jonny Gomes, particularly if this is a Sam Raimi-style horror film.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Gomes would be like Ash?

I can see that lol. I think it would be better than the last two series together if Gomes would just crank up a chainsaw and say “hail to the king, baby”.

What about Rosales? He’s plucky and pure of heart. He might make it.

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rosales is the sole survivor, and it isn't even close

You could have a case for Gomes and Votto, since they’re both raging badasses, but the scrappiest guy with the most heart always comes out on top. It’s a shame baseball isn’t like that.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see Homer Bailey in the head of security role in Club Dread

“Well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back!”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rosales would end up running away from the monster thing at full speed,

barley escaping with his life as the explosions he planted go off behind him. As he picks himself up and dusts off his pants he would shout, “YOU DON’T FUCK WITH ROSIE AND GET AWAY WITH IT MOTHER FUCKERS!!”
He would then go on to lead the rebuilt Reds team to the world series and win the Cy Young Award, Golden Glove, and Home Run Derby (just because he can).

by chazzilla on Jul 27, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol this is way better than this season

I can see Bailey in that role too. Actually, I could also see him as a creepy nature guide showing upstart Yanks where the Boggy Creek monster is

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummm no

Adam Rosales does NOT curse consarn it!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 27, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

What about the Robert Mitchum film "The Red Pony"

I tihnk it is apropos give the color connection lol. The movie started out happy and nice with the boy getting his pony but it turned into a bittersweet tragedy by the end

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to know

Where did Barry Larkin rank according to the radical bias neural net?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 27, 2009 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I first read that as racial bias neural net

damn you, Camponella.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 27, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I know

According to the study, Barry (79.1% probability) is the player second most likely to be elected to the Hall in 2010, after Roberto Alomar (98.7% probability). The next closest player is Fred McGriff at 66.4% probability.

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 27, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

According to the study, Derek Jeter has a 8.4% probability of being elected to the Hall… Can you say OVERRATED.

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 27, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeter's a first ballot on reputation alone

Unless it comes out that he’s on the juice, nothing’s keeping him out. Writers love him too much.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's my point

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 27, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

rivera’s just the greatest closer of all-time. in the writers’ eyes anyway

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 27, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. He has heart and he can hit in October and he's great with runners on and he's dreamy

He is a first ballot, despite the fact that his defense alone will keep them from winning the Series until he’s Dhing in 2013

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a S.I.S. poll.

If the 2009 Reds were a movie, what would they be?

Waterworld? Nah. Although the Reds are just as unwatchable and just as big a waste of time, the Reds do not have a big enough budget and lack the Kevin Costner star power.

The Phantom Menace? Nah. Again, too big-budget, and the movies that preceded it were actually good, which raised expectations for that installment.

Perhaps you could try [name any Cheech & Chong flick] — Low-budget, and you didn’t like the last one you saw, and you know this one’s going to be bad too unless you are “impaired,” but here they are again…

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 27, 2009 12:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Plan 9 From Outer Space?

It’s regarded as the worst movie of all time…Bela Lugosi died halfway through shooting and was replaced by a guy a foot shorter than him. That has to have some resonance with the 2009 Reds.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 27, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way

that movie has a huge cult following. nobody gives a shit about this piece of crap team

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 27, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also...

It wasn’t a predictably bad sequel to an equally bad series.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 27, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus...

this is far from the worst team of all time, so it can’t be parallel to the worst movie of all time…

by GrooveLeg on Jul 27, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Powder.

God awful piece of crap that no one saw, no one talked about and no one really gave a shit to see. Also, it was released in late October which is the shittiest release time any year, outside mid-February.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I justwanted to second what you're saying about it being a garbage movie

and that Anthony Michael Hall was in running for the lead. Just some useless trivia

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garbage Pail Kids?

Meet The Feebles?

This team’s play has certainly been grotesque.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't really know the movie

But “Meet the Feebles” should be the official slogan for the 2009 Reds.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch it

Peter Jackson was a crazy motherfucker back in the day.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm...

Summer Catch
Master of Disguise
Battlefield Earth

by GrooveLeg on Jul 27, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like some Cinemax movie that promises lots of soft core porn, but features only two topless scenes and in the final scene,

where the guy finds love with the nerdy girl who was with him from the start and he hadn’t noticed the 36C’s and 24 inch waist until she takes her hair out of the bun and removes her glasses (even though it was obvious from the start she was smokin’), the guy and gal are supposedly getting it on, but you can see he’s still wearing his jeans and the music is all terrible 80’s rock….

that’s what this team is to me. It was supposed to a fun romp, a blast. Instead everyone who was involved with making it knew it sucked, it got terrible reviews, and I was the only who believed, even for a minute.

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRec'd.

"Okay, it's a bag of flour but... why does a bag of flour have 'XXX' on it?'

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 27, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

I like “The Long Kiss Goodnight.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though if I'm being honest, it's really just Samuel L. Jackson

“I’d a been here sooner, but I was thinking up that ‘ham on rye’ line.”

Everyone else is trying too hard to come up with snappy one-liners. Whatever that’s like.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

mr. green'd

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 27, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wah wah weeh wah!

That last quote really drives it home.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 27, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am such a bad Reds fan

My Rose hatred is so staggeringly vast that I would be upset if he made into the HOF! How sad is that?

I really, really, really learned to hate that man, beginning in 1988 and extending his self-promoting, greedy ways and including the way he treated his own kid.

I hope he doesn’t make it in until he’s shuffled off this mortal coil.

I know it’s terrible, but I don’t care

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

i agree with you

when Rose was still playing my mom was an assistant administrator at a nursing home in Fairfield. They had a 14 year old boy who had the end stages of muscular dystrophy; his idle was Pete Rose. Over the years many Reds players came and visited especially sick children such as this boy. My mom called Pete Rose and he said “I don’t have time visit every goddamn crippled kid in the Cincinnati area”.

She then called Joe Nuxhall who answered set a date, and brought than manager Russ Nixon with him, and they brought the boys singed posters, balls, and bats. Nuxhall is the epitome of class while Rose is the epitome of human garbage.

I think Rose does belong in the hall of fame, the day after he dies.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Jul 27, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.. I won't condemn professional athletes for not visiting every crippled kid in Cincy, but Jesus

that’s a terrible thing to say and is very consistent with every other facet of his character

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

like it would have been one thing if he would have said that he is extraordinarily busy, and while he wants to stop by he just doesn’t have time, but he didn’t.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Jul 27, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap...

what an asshole. i can understand a lot of players/coaches/celebrities wanting to turn that down, but there’s got to be a more diplomatic way of going about it. the fact that he chose those words without hesitation is a testament to his character…

by GrooveLeg on Jul 27, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strange how his character/demeanor could be comparable to Ty Cobb

the man whose records he broke. I guess I don’t know enough about either to say definitively, but I’d always though Cobb was a coldhearted competitor and a racist, while Pete Rose was just kind of a simpleton and rough around the edges.

I know the Hall is supposed to be about baseball merit – and well it should be – but if “playing the game the right way” should mean anything, it should mean having some character and the Hall should reward good citizens of the game who were also good ballplayers. That doesn’t mean the writers pass judgment on how players conducted their personal lives, just that they include as criteria – as they most likely do – how that player used their celebrity and status as a baseball player.

Joe Jackson belongs in the hall before Pete

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always seen Pete as a Cobblike player and like Cobb as person to a lesser degree

One thing to remember is that Pete wasa hard scrabble blue collar kid who hung out with black kids (and players) at a time when it wasn’t cool or considered by many to be appropiate in cinti, He played with such intensity that I think he was capable of doing only one thing in this life and that was baseball. the guy was an ass and a prick and a liar and just plain stupid as well. As a player he was incredible. the question is wether one is put in the HOF for what he did as a player or if his citizenship, humanity or what he did after he stopped playing should enter in. For me its all about what he did as a player.

Johnny Bench was equally as arrogant and prcickish and to me even creepier than Rose but he didn’t bet on baseball and he was smarter, more polished and a much better liar. Both of these guys were incredible ball players with incredible flaws as were many who are in the hall…Cobb isn’t the only one.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree with all this, but--

We’ve been talking a lot about what keeps us all Reds fans, Slyde’s post 2010 withdrawal, etc… This discussion sparked a moment of self realization for me:

If Pete Rose ends up in the Reds dugout I’m out.

by Red Menace on Jul 27, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was watching the USA - Honduras game in a soccer bar on Thursday night

Shortly after halftime, some insanely attractive girl and her whatever guy friend come in and ask to have the Phillies game put on. Every other TV in the place is turned to soccer, and they ended up sitting by me, using the TV I was watching to watch their precious Phillies play San Diego.

By the end of the US game, we chatted a little. I told her I was a Reds fan and politely thanked her for the 22-1 curbstomping. The guy asks me if I’m from Ohio or northern Kentucky, and I tell him Ohio. She likes Ohio, she’s been to Dayton – “Mike Schmidt!” I say, “You’re welcome for Pete Rose, even though he’s pretty much a scumbag.” She looks at me like I’d just punted a puppy. “Hey, I’m a Reds fan,” I say, “But he’s a scumbag.”

Yeah, there’s no real point to this story, other than I talked about Pete Rose recently with a hot girl.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 27, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mads, do you remember how terrible a manager he was?

In the days when LaRussa was revolutionizing bullpen play with the White Sox, Rose was having John Franco attempt three inning saves! The team Sweet Lou took wire to wire was in many respects the same team Pete had and he couldn’t even win the division! My god, that team was stacked: lefty and righty lights out set-up guys, a line-up of Parker, Eric, Barry, Kal Daniels, Paul O’Neill, Gus Bell/Sabo, Bo Diaz, Ron Oester, Esasky, Tracy Jones….talent everywhere, but Pete could never win with it.

Being re-instated means he would darken the door of my franchise in some manner and I cannot handle the return of that ignoramus. I hope he’s banned until the day after he dies and then his estate can go on QVC and auction of parts of his body…just like Pete would have told them to.

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a player he was incredible

but as i just relied up above – i don’t think anyone would ever let him back in as a manager or eve a coach. If he gets reinstatement it will be withcertain controls.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't Ty Cobb beat the fuck out of a guy with no arms?

During a game?

"Okay, it's a bag of flour but... why does a bag of flour have 'XXX' on it?'

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 27, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he just kicked him a lot?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

No the man was in a wheelchair.

And Cobb beat him because, according to Cobb, the man insuniated that he loved black people.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep, during a game. Guy in a wheelchair. Called Cobb a n+++++lover

Cobb went into the stands. Received a lengthy suspension. His teammates went on strike over it, because they said “no one is responsible for what they do when someone calls you that.” The Tigers owner brought in a college team and they were beaten like 29-1 or something. The kid who started that game had the highest ERA in the Baseball Encyclopedia ofr the longest time. There was no commissioner in those days and the Tigers owner reduced Cobb’s suspension to one game and the team came to play the next day.

Cobb also attacked a black groundskeeper and was choking him until he was persuaded by the gentleman’s wife to let the groundskeeper go. Apparently the groundskeeper thought it would okay to shake Cobb’s hand and did not greet him with sir.

He was a peach of a guy

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't he also stab an elevator operator for being "uppity"?

It’s hard to tell where truth from comic exaggeration with Cobb.

by Red Menace on Jul 27, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Rosales finally explained by Mark Twain

In Cincy it’s still 1975.

Don’t forget Mark Twain’s old line, “if the world comes to end I want to be Cincinnati because that is the last place it will happen”

h/t Red Menace

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

as near as I can tell

that’s yet another thing that Mark Twain never actually said. Sometimes it’s attributed to Will Rogers, but I can’t find anything conclusively tying it to Twain.
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/twain.asp

by Red Menace on Jul 27, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I just quoted something I read

I’ll thank you not to fact check things! I plan on being a damn fine speech wirter fro Sarah Palin and I can’t have you liberal medica types with your “fact checking” and “snopes.com” getting in the way of a good yarn

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also attributed to W C Fields regarding Philly

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno if this has been seen yet but

mlbtraderumors reports that
“Bronson Arroyo could be an option for the Yankees, but the Reds haven’t offered to take on any of the $17MM remaining on his deal.”

by chazzilla on Jul 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

and lineup

Taveras-CF
Gonzalez-SS
Votto-1B
Phillips-2B
Encarnacion-3B
Nix-LF
Gomes-RF
Tatum-C
Bailey-P

by chazzilla on Jul 27, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Why don't we know what's going on with Hanigan yet?

Or Dickerson? Or Owings? What the fuck, “beat writers”?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

2 out, none on, Votto at the plate in the first. Again.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

homerun!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeff Fletcher of AOL Fanhouse says the Reds are close to a deal

Linky

No other information than that. Ugh.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

i can't wait!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drew Sutton is with the team

according to Fay. Super.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

who?

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by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manuel too

according to Sheldon

Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)

by iamwallaman on Jul 27, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

This leads me to assume that Manuel will be around for 4 days or so

Until a starter comes up to go Friday. Sutton probably takes Hairston’s spot in the infield, and he goes to the outfield.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manuel isn't available tonight?

he’s pitched each of the last two games in AAA

by rojosoto on Jul 27, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm skeptical on that too

but you have to think that if they didn’t think he could pitch tonight, they’d have brought up Roenicke.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Manuel is pretty much the only bullpen option left on the 40-man.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes sense

He hasn’t pitched since he’s been up, has he? He’s buried enough that I forgot about him, that kind of sucks for him.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This must be the game thread then

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 27, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

the game's three hours away

maybe you should just be patient

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 27, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

PATIENT AGGRESSION!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 27, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Arroyo has been traded?

Arroyo’s name has been removed as tomorrow’s probable pitcher from the Reds official website.

by rojosoto on Jul 27, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I think something' happening

z

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta be

Let’s start an outrageous rumor. Since we’re a blog, that’s what we do.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bronson's going to Japan!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

why you gotta shit on the party?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bronson to the Cards to Pujols and Holliday

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no.

Bronson to the BJs for Halladay, and Rosales to the Cards for Pujols. Get it straight!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd do the first deal

Giving up Rosales is a little steep, don’t you think?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh, boy

That’s mighty interesting…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap.

We better get something good in return for him.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

right

if we get anything less than a major league ready blonde idiot who can play an instrument I will be really dissappointed

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the info

rec’d

Poodle

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only other possible explanation I can think of

Is that Owings replacement will come up tomorrow and start and Bronson will get pushed back or dealt. Maloney’s scheduled to pitch tonight, so we’ll see if he makes that start. If not, The Soulsucker himself is scheduled to pitch tomorrow in Louisville.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's possible, but hasn't been reported anywhere

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Fay would be all over that too

given how many injuries have happend. Or, perhaps, that might make the Reds quiet on the issue

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it

I doubt they would bring up Manuel after he pitched 2 days in a row, just to send him down the next day.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Twitter

RT: @injuryexpert: RT @mattbirnbach:dude on a Marlins board posted 45 min ago that he heard Hermida to Cincy & now Arroyo being scratched…

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for the update

was there ever any talk of a Hermida trade before?

by Red_Poodle on Jul 27, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amazing, though, that something so true should be made fun of

Yeah, the absolute insistence on a RH bat is not good, but the left-fielder should be RH. Look at the Reds versus Randy Wolk….lefties kill them and have for years.

Still I stand by it, Hermidia is not that good

by timb116 on Jul 27, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have two good lefties right now.

All of the rest of our hitters (okay, except Nix and Bruce when he’s healthy) are right handed.

So yeah, I’m not really seeing this.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 27, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and

I know this season is lost and all, but must we keep starting Laynce Nix? If the solution is bringing up Sutton to back up Hairston/Nix in the OF/IF, then the organization is really asking for complete embarrassment. I keep feeling for rock bottom, but I think there’s several layers of shit to go

To whit:

Willy Taveras cf
Alex Gonzalez ss
Joey Votto 1b
Brandon Phillips 2b
Edwin Encarnacion 3b
Laynce Nix lf
Jonny Gomes rf
Craig Tatum c
Homer Bailey p

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

we won't need to start Nix

when Hermida gets here!

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by BubbaFan on Jul 27, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uncle Bob

is either the most delusional man in baseball or more incorrigible than the North Korean news agency.

On whether the Reds are “sellers” via Fay:

"I believe we’re not at that point," he said. "If we can get our pitching to show up and get out hitting to show up, we’re still possibly contenders.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The man is drunk.

Or insane.

Fuck.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Insane.

Despite an 0-6 trip to Los Angeles and Chicago, the Reds have continued to talk to Toronto about acquiring third baseman Scott Rolen, and sources said the deal has a chance of happening.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 27, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

...but Rolen is on contract for next year as well

the Padres did this a bit back with one of the Giles…trading for him the deadline before the season of the big push. I’m still agnostic on this idea.

by Cy Schourek on Jul 27, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

But so is EdE

And the economy is still gonna be shit next year so it’s not like we’ll be rushing to add payroll. I mean… Rolen alone ain’t gonna be an answer.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 27, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know that butt

the reds dont want to give away anybody to get better thats what makes me sick

by vottoholic on Jul 27, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you know this one?

"Okay, it's a bag of flour but... why does a bag of flour have 'XXX' on it?'

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw man, i can't see it

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ttp://www.nairaland.com/attachments/138097_JenniferLopezAss_jpg7a6f1733c4f745d565f9330e4d26cfdf

"Okay, it's a bag of flour but... why does a bag of flour have 'XXX' on it?'

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 27, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Okay, it's a bag of flour but... why does a bag of flour have 'XXX' on it?'

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 27, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not gonna say that the Reds are selling

Because he promised these fans a winner. He’s not gonna go back on that now.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 27, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He could at least phrase it in such a way that suggests

the hitting needs to be improved from without and not merely “show up.” I can’t tell what he’s thinking – maybe its a Greenspan-esque koan, but more likely it’s a stubborn commitment to the same misguided practices of the last 10 years.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear ya.

But I think you’re nitpicking.

Jockety’s job is to manage the organization’s rosters. Whatever off-the-cuff remarks he makes to a reporter at this point in the season is said with one primary purpose in mind- to get to the end of the interview as quickly as possible.

"Okay, it's a bag of flour but... why does a bag of flour have 'XXX' on it?'

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 27, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That plan is so crazy... it just might work!

"Okay, it's a bag of flour but... why does a bag of flour have 'XXX' on it?'

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 27, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 27, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Agreed.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 27, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like the deal fell apart

If it ever existed. MLB Trade rumors is now saying they couldn’t settle the money issue. Sheldon says Arroyo was removed from the schedule by mistake. And Yankees beat writer Peter Abraham says the Yankees deny the rumor.

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