Game Wrap: Meh.
I really don't want to talk about this team tonight, but I figured I'd give you another thread to talk in.
Seven Six losses in a row. I'm kinda rooting for it to go to 20, just because. If you are going to fail, fail epically.
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Fya syas:
Chris Dickerson could barely lift his right arm. He said the feeling is similar to when he tore his rotator cuff in 2006. Micah Owings said his shoulder got tighter and tighter. Both will be examined today. I’d think both are headed for the DL.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Well...
Stubbs, Heisey?
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 26, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Who gets Owings spot in the rotation?
Maloney? RamRam? Wood and Stewart just got to AAA right?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 26, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Wood made his first start last night
Stewart’s been there for a while, but in the bullpen. My money’s on Maloney: Part 2 or someone we haven’t seen start yet like Ramirez or Lecure. If they’re able to free up a spot on the 40-man, maybe Justin Lehr too.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 26, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
If Owings goes on the DL, there's a spot right?
Or does that require more gymnastics than I realize for someone like Wood or Stewart?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 26, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Justin Lehr even?
I guess it will probably be someone on the 40 man.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 26, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
what happened to Dickerson?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
diving almostcatch
the landing didn’t look too bad, but if apparently if the Reds still rocked the sleeveless jerseys, we would C-Dick’s arm bouncing all the way to left field
sigh
Well, we knew before this season started that the problem with C-Dick is he’s injury-prone.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Immediately brought back memories of another Reds OF who tore up his shoulder in the Chicago OF.
At least this time, that outfielder wasn’t considered the game’s best player at the time…
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
well ... there goes my projected rookie of the year
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Maybe if it reaches 20, people will stop saying "but they're right there in the race!"
by Brian B on Jul 26, 2009 7:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Is anyone really saying that?
Especially since the Milwaukee series began…
I have pretty much lost all interest in the season except to see if Walt can surprise/confound us with a brilliant/idiotic trade…
Agreed
I’m pretty much done for this season, except to see if any more “foundation” can be acquired at the deadline and to see who gets called up come September.
No
No one’s saying it here at RR I don’t think. But it’s being said in the Fya comments and by Walt, which sounds to me like self-gratification for a “job well done.” Like when Selig declares every season during his tenure to be “one of the greatest ever.”
Louisville won tonight
Lehr pitched well. Drew Stubbs hit a home run. It’s only his third home run of the season. I’ve been in the stands for two of his three homers. I think he’s trying to impress me. ;-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
you know I love those scrappy, hustling outfielders
with more speed than power. I love his glove.
But I’m not sure Stubbs is ready for prime time yet. He was blistering hot at the beginning of the season. Then he was a deep slump in June.
Now he’s doing okay. OBP about .360, batting average .260. Slugging .350. Not bad, but he’s no Darnell McDonald.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Tim Lincecum has a Cy Young and started an All-Star game
….but let’s not rush things.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 26, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Free Paul Janish
Also, cheesecake obviously isn’t the fix. I think we should try beefcake instead.
(And no, that picture of Pete Rose in his underwear doesn’t count.)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I do what I can, ladies.
But I’ll stick to the small version:

Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Sooooooooooo wrong!
Even Greg Maddux in that pose would be better, maybe even Brantley (not really serious there)
I've seen 'em all, and this one's the best:
mainly because it’s Steve Carlton in a confident pose with a mean, macho look on his face…while he’s wearing a jazzy, dazzling unitard type outfit.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.
Yep, the small version
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 26, 2009 10:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Actually ...
It’s only six losses-in-a-row. Don’t you feel better?
Haven’t been able to pull myself to post for a while … especially since I attended my first loss ever … the Pujols GS. Ugh …
Let the firings commence …
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
Sorry, well not really, I missed the game today
I got shanghai’d into an opera at the last minute. It was the last showing of “Carmen” it was a top quality production and a good show, but I’m just not much of an opera fan. I prefer theatre.
I feel, at this point, like we can’t even win a game. I don’t remember what winning feels like! Glad to see JV hit a homerun.
cool, did they enjoy it?
One thing I did learn going is that the Cincinnati Opera company is the second oldest in the country. It really is a quality group
just heard she was going, i havent' gotten the review yet.
the only time i went it was to see faust, and i quite enjoyed it
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
lol, nice Gray
I have only seen teh silent film “Faust” and read some of Goethe’s poem but, based on that, I know that it’s pretty heavy. It probably made an impresisve production. I think the Carmen show was good. My fave character was the “Toreador” and everyone has heard his solo song.
Next season they are doing a Wagner piece and, apparently, it is so intensive in terms of produciton, design and rehearsal, they have to drop the schedule to four productions instead of three. Ought to be pretty impressive.
Lol! Yeah that would be great
a whole section of music hall with people in Reds gear. And, since we have no idea how the Reds will be next summer, it might be a better option than going to a game ;)
do they out of town hecklers
at the opera?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
no on the peanuts, I think
unfortunately. Heckling, though, could at least occur during the intermission lol
for old folks they sing pretty good
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Slyde's caption
reminds me of this lovely article on the Reds death. (Some links NSFW. Whole article NSF optimists or people who have recently coped with the loss of a loved one
It’s unthinkable. Which is where ghosts and gods and happy hunting grounds all come from. Not superstition, just popular physics, a natural idea of momentum. Because this, the one miracle we actually witness, is the one we want not to believe. Funny, if not exactly ha-ha. It can’t be; all that humming narrative momentum, all those Moby-Dick rusty harpoons dragging through the water as the creature drives on—they just aren’t there any more? You wouldn’t believe it about a rock, a runaway train, a flash flood. They don’t just stop in mid-lunge; it’s not even plausible. It’s not what Newton promised, god damn it. If we have to put up with Newtonian physics in all the dull high-school ways, moving your friend’s furniture up the stairs, why is it suspended here, the one place where it might help out? A body in motion can’t just become a lump in a chair. With flies.
speaking of momentum
A fan fell down the stairs next to me today. I was sitting by the aisle, and she just lost her balance and fell down the stairs. Just went tumbling down two flights of concrete stairs like a sack of potatoes. An older woman, rather heavy. (I think that’s one of the worst things about aging. Your sense of balance goes, starting around age 40.)
She ended up being taken away on a stretcher. I’m not sure she was even conscious. A kid was screaming and trying to get to her. Her grandson, I assume. His parents were holding him back and telling him to stay out of the way, and he was fighting them with all his strength.
It was surreal. Most of the fans weren’t aware anything had happened. They were cheering and laughing and carrying on. And then there was my section, where everyone was sitting in a kind of sick silence, watching this poor lady lying among the peanut shells on the concourse, with cops and EMTs and stadium security all milling around.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
C-Dick, Gozo Ede Bruce and now this lady,,,,
GABP is a witch’s nest
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
That's ridiculous.
Lincoln’s been on the 15-day since 6/13. Bruce will be out six to eight weeks. Plus Richar and Burton. Seriously, guys, WTF?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
CA$H MONEY
my guess is: Bubba’s right, the Reds are cheapskates, and don’t want to bring someone onto the 40-man until they absolutely have to.
My memory isn’t perfect, but is Gomes they only person brought up to the 40-man all year? Maybe Craig Tatum, too?
Tatum was already there
Which is why he got the callup instead of Corky
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 26, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I love getting into the minutia
but now – more than ever – it seems like rearranging deck chairs on the sunken wreckage of the titantic.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 26, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Mrs. M attended the opera today...while I , unfortunately worked
Carmen. Ah to have been able to have heard the triumphant march of the toreadors….instead I got to hear the groans and mumblings of RRs as the season falls apart with still two months to go.
I hope that Walt doesn’t resort to pushing guys like Heisey and Frazier too fast…they don’t need to see any MLB action until September callups. I have viewed Stubbs as a less tooled and not as good of an offensive player as C-Dick, but now woulld be the time to really take a look at him. Hopefully he could get a shot and prove me wrong…
I think we’ll see Maloney as Ramirez has seemed top have fallen off the MLB radar screen.
Now is the time to blow it up and get on the phone and BUY…that’s right buy. sure we’ll be sellers too, but now is time to see if any of the FAs or players being dropped can be had. Get them now and see what they can do. If they don’t work out let ‘em go at season’s end. this team will never improve enought to compete on prospects alone.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Stubbs
my best hope for him is Scott Podsednik.
Yes, I said “best” hope.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 26, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe this picture of a typical Cubs fan will cheer you up

"Joe is baseball in Cincinnati...We can lose players, managers and coaches, but we can't afford to lose Joe Nuxhall." - Sparky Anderson
I don't think that guy to the left of the brilliant fan
is just really tan.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Yeah, but he looks Indian
Globally speaking, he’s no minority
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jul 26, 2009 9:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't get it
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 26, 2009 10:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
There's pretty much only one thing I have faith in:
“This, too, shall pass.”
We’ll be good again, some time. It’s all I’ve got left.
until then, here's Sean Casey about to beat the snot out of some Phillie (top right)

I want him back in the Queen City in some capacity, preferably the booth.
no idea, just came from a GIS of Sean Casey
and I also found out that a GIS of Greg Vaughn is pretty much in your wheelhouse, poodle.
lol maybe a little
I loved Greg Vaughn on the ’99 team. He was probably my fave. Of course I loved Sean Casey and Scott Williamson too. Those were good times staying up way too late with my bros watching West Coast games. I miss that team.
Dunn?
Was this that time with Adam Dunn going after a Philly pitcher? I don’t think he even got hit, a couple pitches went behind his back or something…he ran and charged the mound, but Lieberthal actually caught up with him and tackled him by the shoes to trip him up before he got there, and a huge fight ensued.
by DevilsAdvocate on Jul 27, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions
It looks like Tim Foli is having a Good Will Hunting moment with someone from the Phillies
“It’s not your fault, kid. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault.”
Also, is #9 Perez humping Casey’s leg?
Who is that flying in on the left to land a spike in Lieberthal’s face? Juan Castro?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Sitting in Hawaii now, finally got here
So I can’t force myself to care about this shit-fest of a team right now. I will say Stubbs or Heisey better get called up if crick gets fled.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jul 26, 2009 9:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Haha, c-dick gets DLed
Stupid phone
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jul 26, 2009 9:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Seems like it oughta be Heisey
He’s the hotter hand and I would think they’re less concerned about using an option on him.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 26, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I need to see which is hotter period. We should call that guy up
because it would further increase the watchability of this team ;)
Poodle, you put things in proper perspective
This team is going to need some wacky promotional nights if it wants anyone to come to the remainder of these games. Some kind of Bachelor: CIncinnati Reds might be in order.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 26, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That is the best idea I've heard in a while
the number one bachelor, naturally, would be Adam Rosales. Or, perhaps, a random seat number can be pulled out of a hat and that lucky fan gets to go on a date with Adam Rosales.
In all seriousness, I think the promotional stuff should be increased. I think they should have a Heater the Dragon nuight because I still want one of those stuffed Dayton Dragon things, but I can never make myself go up to Dayton for a game. I better do that before the season is over lol
update: it's a toss up
I can’t decide which is the better looking guy, though I’m leaning towards Heisey.
I vote Heisey
Stubbs has an unfortunate resemblance to that Extenz guy.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That's an unfortunate name/look-like combo.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 26, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
I didn’t realize the owner of that “male enhancement” company got 25 years for fraud. I used to wonder how they could advertise such obviously bogus products on national TV and get away with it.
Also, he’s from Cincinnati, and his company was based there.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
great find!
I heard something about fraud and the extenz company but didn’t know he was from Cincinnati.
a woman finding a resemblence to that Extenz guy "unfortunate"
is perhaps the most damning statement against Extenz I’ve ever heard.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 26, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you're talking about Bob the Enzyte man.
The ‘Extenz’ guy, if I recall correctly, is Ron Jeremy, whose only sports doppelganger is Stan Van Gundy.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
Fay guessing either Maloney or Lehr for Owings' spot
I think I’d rather see Wood in the hopes he could burst onto the scene, but I guess it’s worth hanging on to his option.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 26, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Me too
He’s quietly having one of the best seasons in minor league history. If they’re gonna clear a roster spot anyway, I’d love to see him get a cup of coffee over Lehr or Ramirez.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
it's only one start, right?
cuz of Volquez and all..so itll prolly be Maloney
How much longer til Dusty's gone?
by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 26, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
That's assuming Bailey sticks
which I’m guessing he will and should.
Considering that the season is lost, let’s get a look at him for as long as possible. Throw in Wood til Volquez is back.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
By "sticks" I mean stays in the rotation
I’m hoping against foolish hope that Bailey will have it all together by the end of the year, Wood can be a surprise phenom and the club can save its money for off-season offense.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
This pitching talk reminds me of Bronson trade rumors
and a really bizarre dream I had recently. I dreamt that Bronson (dressed like the Malboro man) was a gunslinger in an Old West town. He was about to be run out too. It might be an indication of things to come. What those things are, I don’t know. Other than I shold not check trade rumors directly before going to sleep lol.
I would like to purchase some of your drugs.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 27, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Interesting...
It of course brings to mind the dreams Daedalus reported having in 2006, of Felipe Lopez as beret-wearing latin revolutionary “Chelipe Lopez” – interesting because he was traded that year. Could Arroyo be visiting your subconscious to warn you of an impending move?!

He sits alone...Reds are not home.
LOL
That is amazing. Chelipe Lopez? Maybe Bronson has sent out an “impending move” distress signal that I’m somehow picking up.
Farney, sadly, drugs are not responsible except, possibly, Benadryl.
The way forward
For (in my own descending order of importance) poor team-buiilding, injuries, derelict coaching and bad luck, the season is shot. To a fault, I’ve stayed faithful to the team. Which has meant fandom becoming increasingly an academic exercise. It’s not so bad that way.
What seems frustrating is that the good commentary on this site is doomed to be habitually ignored. I don’t claim to be responsible for any original or particularly insightful bits of it, but I do know the collective knowledge amassed here is being ignored at the peril of the organization. They may be completely unaware of it in the first place – but this seems moot. It’s on a “blog,” mothers basement, so it goes – dead on arrival.
If only there was some way to marshall the resouces here into a functioning think tank – one that commanded the attention of the media and management, releasing white papers to the public that made clear the case that if you acquire Juan Pierre you are a jackass. One that had some teeth. With the signatures of fans who were simpatico and intended to vote with their pocketbooks if we were not heeded.
I’m well aware this is pure fantasy – and I love this site as is. But I’m equally convinced it’s pure fantasy to expect this organization to come to its senses.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 27, 2009 1:23 AM EDT reply actions
There is something in the water here that makes people stooopid
1. Jerry Springer
2.Broadway Commons
3. Freedom Center
4, The Banks
5. Bengals
6. Paul Brown Stadium location
7. Riverboat at GABP
8. Reds
9. Red’s cheerleaders
10. ’tHom and Clownboy
11. Creation Museum
12. Big Butter Jesus
The list goes on and on…meanwhile other midwestern rustbelt cities are managing to grow and to have at least one decent professional sorts franchise…Indianapolis, Columbus, Cleveland, Pittsburgh. St. Louis…
Oh well when Slyde quits the Reds ( and RR) and gets a real job, I can only hope to land a position as his valet.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

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